Post your quotes #2

[n00b1n8R]

can't you return the old version for a new assless one?

also, quotes.
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: ROSS
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: I HAVE A CURE FOR YOUR PROBLEM
20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): N00B
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: http://www.break.com/index/3-and-15-ways-the-internet-may-keep-you-from-scoring1.html
20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): loal

[Bodzilla]

[21:28] -[♫]Xiøn: guess what music im listening too
[21:28] -[♫]Xiøn: what sort of music
[21:29] -[♫]Xiøn: specificish
[21:29] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: sluts having sex with llama's?
[21:29] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: the official movie soundtrack?
[21:29] -[♫]Xiøn: ooo close
[21:30] -[♫]Xi&#248;n: star wars music >.<

[Rentafence]

AnimalousImp: ima go find my pussy and hold it
AnimalousImp: it moans when i do
AnimalousImp: BRB

[Skiiran]

[22:17] Восстание декабристов: Have you ever had a zit on your chest?
[22:17] Восстание декабристов: I mean, what the fuck?
[22:17] Восстание декабристов: How the fuck did that get there?
[22:18] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): yes
[22:18] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): i know
[22:18] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): D:
[22:18] Восстание декабристов: It's like.
[22:18] Восстание декабристов: 'lalala-OH HOLY SHIT AN INFECTED POSTULANCE ON MAH MAN BREAST!'

[DaneO'Roo]

dano555666 (5:44:34 PM): why do you need the h2v stuff anyway?
sneezethedog (5:44:56 PM): halo 2 mod
sneezethedog (5:44:57 PM): :P
dano555666 (5:47:58 PM): wait
dano555666 (5:47:59 PM): whos mod?
sneezethedog (5:48:13 PM): Rain.
dano555666 (5:48:15 PM): what
sneezethedog (5:48:16 PM): You know rain/
dano555666 (5:48:16 PM): wghaWHAT
dano555666 (5:48:18 PM): W
dano555666 (5:48:19 PM): FUCKING WAHT
dano555666 (5:48:22 PM): no
sneezethedog (5:48:23 PM): O-O
file:///C:/Program&#37;20Files/AIM/AIM%20Pro/resources/Icon_Msg_I.bmp File transfer for C:\DANES OTHER HARD DRIVE STUFF\Halo Stuff\Halo CE Various\My SKINS\Halo 3 AR\Halo 3 AR H2V.rar is stopped. at 5:48:24 PM
sneezethedog (5:48:26 PM): BBQ
dano555666 (5:48:27 PM): no
sneezethedog (5:48:29 PM): O_O
dano555666 (5:48:30 PM): fucking NO
sneezethedog (5:48:35 PM): WHat happend?
dano555666 (5:48:42 PM): are you SERIOUS?
sneezethedog (5:48:46 PM): about?
dano555666 (5:48:50 PM): its fucking Talking Rain
dano555666 (5:48:53 PM): hes a total fucking nub
dano555666 (5:49:00 PM): and his mod so far
sneezethedog (5:49:03 PM): are we talking about the same person?
dano555666 (5:49:05 PM): uses a ripped Spiker skin from Con
dano555666 (5:49:10 PM): and hes a fuckhread modeller
dano555666 (5:49:10 PM): yes
dano555666 (5:49:11 PM): we are
dano555666 (5:49:13 PM): Flaming RAin
dano555666 (5:49:17 PM): Talking rain from gbx
dano555666 (5:49:19 PM): wtf
sneezethedog (5:49:33 PM): uh
sneezethedog (5:49:36 PM): rain...
dano555666 (5:49:40 PM): why dont I just send the model to fucking cheatsman, awesome


:XXXXXXXXXX


some prick almost just got all the CMT Halo 3 AR stuff >_>


*edit*

sneezethedog (6:09:18 PM): can you please send it
sneezethedog (6:09:19 PM): D:
sneezethedog (6:09:24 PM): its 3:10
sneezethedog (6:09:28 PM): am
sneezethedog (6:09:54 PM): D':
sneezethedog (6:11:22 PM): please
sneezethedog (6:11:29 PM): I get on a plane soon
sneezethedog (6:11:36 PM): and I stayed up just to get the files
dano555666 (6:11:48 PM): ffs
dano555666 (6:11:55 PM): yes, because I thought i was sending them to you
dano555666 (6:11:57 PM): not someone else
dano555666 (6:12:02 PM): i need to be able to trust someone
dano555666 (6:12:09 PM): before giving out work that will be featured in our very own mod
sneezethedog (6:12:11 PM): <.>
sneezethedog (6:12:28 PM): Its mine too :\
sneezethedog (6:12:59 PM): what can I do to get you to trust me then?
dano555666 (6:13:24 PM): yes, hte model is ours
dano555666 (6:13:26 PM): he can have that
dano555666 (6:13:29 PM): yours*
dano555666 (6:13:35 PM): but see
dano555666 (6:13:40 PM): when you give someone a model AND bitmaps

dano555666 (6:13:43 PM): they give it to someone else
dano555666 (6:13:49 PM): who they think they trust or know
dano555666 (6:13:51 PM): and htey give it to someone
dano555666 (6:13:52 PM): and show it
dano555666 (6:13:54 PM): and show others
dano555666 (6:13:57 PM): and then eventually
dano555666 (6:13:59 PM): LOLLEAKED
sneezethedog (6:14:05 PM): [02:12] sneezethedog: what can I do to get you to trust me then?
dano555666 (6:14:05 PM): dont say it wont happen
dano555666 (6:14:08 PM): becasue it always does
dano555666 (6:14:14 PM): i trust YOU
dano555666 (6:14:16 PM): not HIM
sneezethedog (6:14:18 PM): ok
sneezethedog (6:14:19 PM): well
dano555666 (6:14:20 PM): because i dont know HIM
sneezethedog (6:14:28 PM): Can I get the files for my self then :O
sneezethedog (6:14:37 PM): and tell rain no
sneezethedog (6:14:45 PM): D:
dano555666 (6:14:53 PM): not no more, not for a while because now your just using what i just said as an excuse to get the files off me for yourself but really your still getting them for him
dano555666 (6:14:54 PM): so no
sneezethedog (6:15:08 PM): have a little faithin me D:
dano555666 (6:15:12 PM): ffs
dano555666 (6:15:16 PM): its not YOU that i dont trust
dano555666 (6:15:21 PM): its who your GIVING IT TO
sneezethedog (6:15:43 PM): I swear on my dogs grave I won't give it to anyone then
sneezethedog (6:15:47 PM): D:
sneezethedog (6:15:56 PM): THE SWEAR.
dano555666 (6:15:57 PM): a dog is a pet
sneezethedog (6:16:00 PM): OK
sneezethedog (6:16:12 PM): I SWEAR ON YOUR SISTERS GRAVE...
dano555666 (6:16:18 PM): >_>
sneezethedog (6:16:19 PM): that I won't give it to anyone.
dano555666 (6:16:26 PM): what, you cant swear on one of your own familys graves?
sneezethedog (6:16:37 PM): nobody in my family has died
sneezethedog (6:16:38 PM): :\
dano555666 (6:16:42 PM): no i mean
dano555666 (6:16:43 PM): gosh
dano555666 (6:16:47 PM): if they MIGHT die
sneezethedog (6:16:58 PM): Well swearing on your sisters grave would be literal
sneezethedog (6:17:00 PM): ok
sneezethedog (6:17:07 PM): I SWEAR ON MY SISTERS GRAVE
sneezethedog (6:17:08 PM): D:
sneezethedog (6:17:23 PM): THAT I WON'T GIVE IT TO RAIN OR ANY OTHER INDIVIDUAL
dano555666 (6:17:24 PM): do you HAVE a sister?
sneezethedog (6:17:28 PM): yes I do
dano555666 (6:17:30 PM): ok
sneezethedog (6:17:33 PM): and a older brother
dano555666 (6:17:39 PM): well gime 5 minutes to think about it
sneezethedog (6:17:46 PM): my sisters birthday today


>___________________________>

[Bodzilla]

i'm with u on this one.

<_______________________________<

[n00b1n8R]

all I have to do is ask?

also, what zilla said.

>_______________________________>

[DaneO'Roo]

nope, unless your a friend and it's for a worthy cause, like a render or something, and I know it won't appear in any one elses shit.

[Masterz1337]

LoL, they are talking about different rains.

[DaneO'Roo]

Chubbyiguana666 (1:04:40 PM): this is iguana from h2vista.net you said you were gonna give me the h3 bitmap or are you just fucking with me?
dano555666 (1:05:01 PM): rofl
Chubbyiguana666 (1:05:25 PM): ur fucking with me right? if so tell me and ill go away
Chubbyiguana666 (1:06:10 PM): if not then i need
Chubbyiguana666 (1:09:04 PM): u posted it on h2vista.... file:///C:/Program%20Files/AIM/AIM%20Pro/resources/SMILEY_YELLOW_13.GIF
dano555666 (1:09:18 PM): lmfao
Chubbyiguana666 (1:09:31 PM): i knew you were fucking with me i just knew it was to good to be true
Chubbyiguana666 (1:10:21 PM): .....
Chubbyiguana666 (1:11:03 PM): u there
Chubbyiguana666 (1:11:35 PM): screw this
Chubbyiguana666 (1:14:12 PM): dude really do u have it or not?
dano555666 (1:19:06 PM): yes
Chubbyiguana666 (1:19:18 PM): can u give it to me?
dano555666 (1:19:22 PM): no
Chubbyiguana666 (1:19:28 PM): y not?
dano555666 (1:19:34 PM): yes
Chubbyiguana666 (1:19:44 PM): yes to what?
dano555666 (1:19:47 PM): no
Chubbyiguana666 (1:19:52 PM): omg
Chubbyiguana666 (1:20:00 PM): are u mentally retarded
dano555666 (1:20:08 PM): no
dano555666 (1:20:18 PM): file:///C:/Program%20Files/AIM/AIM%20Pro/resources/SMILEY_YELLOW_12.GIF
Chubbyiguana666 (1:20:21 PM): ok so i cant have it because of yes?
dano555666 (1:20:28 PM): no
Chubbyiguana666 (1:20:39 PM): ok why cant i have it
dano555666 (1:20:45 PM): yes
Chubbyiguana666 (1:20:59 PM): ... u are retarded
dano555666 (1:21:01 PM): no
Chubbyiguana666 (1:21:10 PM): yes to what no to what?
dano555666 (1:21:18 PM): no
Chubbyiguana666 (1:21:18 PM): file:///C:/Program%20Files/AIM/AIM%20Pro/resources/SMILEY_YELLOW_03.GIF
dano555666 (1:21:30 PM): file:///C:/Program%20Files/AIM/AIM%20Pro/resources/SMILEY_YELLOW_05.GIF
Chubbyiguana666 (1:22:09 PM): ...
Chubbyiguana666 (1:22:41 PM): ok say it clearly i (cant/can) have it?
dano555666 (1:23:05 PM): no
Chubbyiguana666 (1:23:06 PM): if no then (tell me why) thats why
dano555666 (1:23:13 PM): no
Chubbyiguana666 (1:23:19 PM): DUMBASS
dano555666 (1:23:39 PM): dont be so hard on yourself
Chubbyiguana666 (1:23:50 PM): im not eing hard on me
dano555666 (1:24:01 PM): no your being hard on your boyfriend
Chubbyiguana666 (1:24:08 PM): wtf?
dano555666 (1:24:13 PM): yes
Chubbyiguana666 (1:24:15 PM): i like girls
dano555666 (1:24:31 PM): sorry to say but thats false
Chubbyiguana666 (1:24:37 PM): ...
dano555666 (1:24:44 PM): ....................o.....-o_O
Chubbyiguana666 (1:25:16 PM): ok stop talking about this and tell me why i cant
dano555666 (1:25:17 PM): i know you are
dano555666 (1:25:43 PM): BRRRRT
Chubbyiguana666 (1:25:51 PM): what the fuck?
dano555666 (1:26:01 PM): fuck what?
dano555666 (1:26:04 PM): the?
dano555666 (1:26:21 PM): im sorry lets try again
Chubbyiguana666 (1:26:26 PM): ur a little 7 yr old bitch arent you
dano555666 (1:26:34 PM): you are?
dano555666 (1:26:41 PM): well thats no suprise
Chubbyiguana666 (1:26:49 PM): omg.... you dumbass
dano555666 (1:26:56 PM): who?
dano555666 (1:27:18 PM): pffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
Chubbyiguana666 (1:28:39 PM): FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
Chubbyiguana666 (1:28:41 PM): FUCK YOU


:awesome:

[fuzzycow]

bitch

[n00b1n8R]

why can't you be awesome like that on xfire :saddowns:

[rossmum]

bitch
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-downsowned.gif

[Dole]

Hey Dano, LORFLAR finally has a use. :lmao:

[DaneO'Roo]

yes, LORFLAR indeed


for those people who aren't me or Dole, thats "Laughing Out Really Fucking Loud At Retards"


*edit* holy shit scroll up, my old sig and avy are still there o_O

[n00b1n8R]

no their not >__>

[Bodzilla]

[17:20] DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: pardon my ignoracnce, but fisting yourself =.....?
[17:21] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: ?
[17:21] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: oh lol
[17:21] DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: mech's avatar
[17:22] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: u wantto know xD
[17:22] DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: he claims to fist himself
[17:22] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: it means u shove your hand up your ass
[17:22] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: or pussy if your a girl
[17:22] DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: ...
[17:22] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: xD
[17:22] DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: >____>
[17:22] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: xD
[17:22] DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: why the fuck
[17:22] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: <_________<
[17:22] DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: would you do that
[17:22] DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: <_____<
if it wasnt for his massive post count u would swear that n00b has never been on the internet before.

[n00b1n8R]

:smith:

[itszutak]

Noobie, let me show you something.

www.bash.org

Read all the quotes in there. Then come back <_<;

[PlasbianX]

[17:55] plasbianx: dude
[17:55] heymetal: NO NOT YOU
[17:55] plasbianx: you gotta see this H2V map i was working on
[17:55] heymetal: GO AWAY
[17:55] heymetal: FAG
[17:56] plasbianx: what?
[17:56] plasbianx: :<
[17:56] heymetal: I DONT WANNA LOOK
[17:56] heymetal: DAMNIT
[17:56] heymetal: NO
[17:56] heymetal: NO
[17:56] heymetal: NO
[17:56] heymetal: FUCK YOU ALL
[17:56] plasbianx: omg
[17:56] plasbianx: i..
[17:56] plasbianx: just want criticizmsd
[17:56] plasbianx: however its spelled
[17:56] heymetal: post it on h2v
[17:56] plasbianx: brain fart ftl
[17:56] heymetal: POST IT ON H2V
[17:56] heymetal: DO IT
[17:56] plasbianx: dude no
[17:56] plasbianx: not public yet
[17:56] heymetal: FAG THEN I WONT LOOK
[17:56] plasbianx: only showing a few select friends
[17:56] heymetal: ..
[17:56] heymetal: I KNOW YOUR IN ON IT
[17:57] heymetal: I KNOW IT
[17:57] heymetal: YOUR A FAG
[17:57] heymetal: I HATE YOU
[17:57] heymetal: FUCK YOU
[17:57] plasbianx: what
[17:57] plasbianx: oO
[17:57] plasbianx: in on what?
[17:57] heymetal: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
[17:57] heymetal: :U
[17:57] plasbianx: no i dont
[17:57] plasbianx: oO
[17:57] heymetal: .
[17:57] heymetal: YOU CANT FOOL ME
[17:57] plasbianx: wtf are u ranting about?
[17:57] heymetal: YOU CANT
[17:57] heymetal: I KNOW ITS SOMTHING BAD
[17:58] plasbianx: im gonna remove you from my friends list..
[17:58] plasbianx: i dont know wtf u are talking about
[17:58] heymetal: OK DO IT FINE I DONT CARE
[17:58] heymetal: FAG
[17:58] plasbianx: why am i a fag?
[17:58] heymetal: FAG
[17:58] heymetal: FAG
[17:58] heymetal: FAG
[17:58] plasbianx: i just wanted to show you
[17:58] plasbianx: :(
[17:58] heymetal: I DONT CARE
[17:58] heymetal: YOU FAG
[17:58] heymetal: EMMZEE JSUT MSGD ME
[17:58] heymetal: I KNOW YOUR IN ON IT
[17:58] plasbianx: i showed him the map too
[17:58] plasbianx: oO
[17:58] heymetal: YOUR A FAG
[17:58] heymetal: I HATE YOU
[17:58] heymetal: FUCK YOU
[17:59] heymetal: NO
[17:59] heymetal: NO
[17:59] heymetal: NO
[17:59] heymetal: NO
[17:59] heymetal: pm me it on h2v
[17:59] heymetal: SO I CAN REPORT YOU AND THEN YOU GET BANNED
[17:59] heymetal: HAHAHAHAHA
[18:00] plasbianx: :(
[18:00] heymetal: LOL
[18:00] heymetal: YOU CANT FOOL ME
[18:00] heymetal: LOL
[18:00] heymetal: :(
[18:00] plasbianx: [16:32] plasbianx: DUDE
[16:32] emmzee: sup?
[16:39] plasbianx: LOOK AT MY MAP
[16:39] plasbianx: :awesomeness"
[16:40] emmzee: k
[16:42] plasbianx: like it? :D
[16:55] plasbianx: WELL?
[16:56] emmzee: ... i FKING LOVE IT!
[18:00] plasbianx: :(
[18:01] heymetal: EMMZEE WOULDNT SAY THAT
[18:01] plasbianx: YES HE WOULD
[18:01] heymetal: NO
[18:01] heymetal: NO
[18:01] heymetal: NO
[18:01] heymetal: NO
[18:01] heymetal: NOv
[18:01] heymetal: NO
[18:01] heymetal: NO
[18:01] heymetal: NO
[18:01] heymetal: NO
[18:01] heymetal: NONO
[18:01] heymetal: NO
[18:01] heymetal: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
[18:01] heymetal: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
[18:01] plasbianx: ....
[18:01] plasbianx: :(
[18:01] heymetal: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
[18:01] heymetal: I WILL NEVER
[18:01] heymetal: YOUR A FAG
[18:01] heymetal: AND A PERVERT
[18:01] heymetal: WHY WOULD YOU HELP THEM
[18:01] plasbianx: WHAT?
[18:01] plasbianx: THEM?*
[18:01] plasbianx: WHAT?
[18:01] plasbianx: NO
[18:01] plasbianx: NO
[18:01] plasbianx: NO
[18:01] plasbianx: FAG
[18:01] plasbianx: NO
[18:01] plasbianx: NO
[18:01] plasbianx: NO
[18:01] plasbianx: NO
[18:01] plasbianx: NO
[18:01] * plasbianx dies
[18:02] plasbianx: I JUST WANTED TO SHOW U MY MAP
[18:02] plasbianx: OK?
[18:02] plasbianx: AND U GO lkjsakjfdhjskjahdkjsad MEANIE
[18:02] plasbianx: ON ME
[18:02] plasbianx: STFU
[18:02] plasbianx: K?
[18:02] plasbianx: BYE
[18:02] heymetal: BYE

I just wanted to show him my map :(

[mech]

Xet's awesome.

[n00b1n8R]

Noobie, let me show you something.

www.bash.org (http://www.bash.org/)

Read all the quotes in there. Then come back <_<;

read teh 1st one on the top 100. lol'd.
slack for the rest though :(

[Emmzee]

[H2V]Emmzee: its glitter-iffic!
! Trinx || [CAF] || [ARC]: That's what SHE said
[H2V]Emmzee: uhh
[H2V]Emmzee: your penis has glitter on it?
[H2V]Emmzee: 0o
! Trinx || [CAF] || [ARC]: Sure
[H2V]Emmzee: gross
[H2V]Emmzee: IM TELLING EVERYONE
! Trinx || [CAF] || [ARC]: :(
.

[Skiiran]

[22:06] Восстание декабристов: Man.
[22:06] Восстание декабристов: It is Ten P.M. Here.
[22:06] Восстание декабристов: And I am seriously considering...
[22:06] Восстание декабристов: Walking out and buying some Hot Cheetos.
[22:07] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): lmao
[22:07] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): good plan
[22:07] Восстание декабристов: You should, also, consider cheetos.
[22:07] Восстание декабристов: They are the shit.

They are indeed The Shit, guys.

[n00b1n8R]

@plas:


DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: dude
FBiXetsuei: WHAT
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: you gota see this h2v map i was working on
FBiXetsuei: ......
FBiXetsuei: ...
FBiXetsuei: ....
FBiXetsuei: .......
FBiXetsuei: .....
FBiXetsuei: ..
FBiXetsuei: .....
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :awesome:
FBiXetsuei: ..............
FBiXetsuei: ............
FBiXetsuei: its to bad you dont have h2v
FBiXetsuei: ;(
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: but to have h2v i'd need vista which makes it bad :(
FBiXetsuei: its to bad you dont have the H2EK
FBiXetsuei: ;(
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: yer
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: does that mean i can't be making a map for h2v?
FBiXetsuei: yes, yes it does
FBiXetsuei: scrub
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: why
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: i could model
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: and skin
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: a map
FBiXetsuei: no, you cant
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: then get somebody to get it ingame
FBiXetsuei: because you are a complete failure
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: unlike you
FBiXetsuei: ...
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: who fails at everything
FBiXetsuei: IM NOT A FAILURE
FBiXetsuei: FAG


also


&#187;&#167;&#199;&#171; Torn: hey
&#187;&#167;&#199;&#171; Torn: do you have Fraps
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: yes i do fap
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: not that it's any of your buisness
&#187;&#167;&#199;&#171; Torn: as do I
&#187;&#167;&#199;&#171; Torn: so do I
&#187;&#167;&#199;&#171; Torn: but that isn't the question
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: or is it
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: how can anyone truley be sure
&#187;&#167;&#199;&#171; Torn: n
&#187;&#167;&#199;&#171; Torn: o
&#187;&#167;&#199;&#171; Torn: it isn't
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: or is it
&#187;&#167;&#199;&#171; Torn: I'm sure
&#187;&#167;&#199;&#171; Torn: it isn't
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: i'm not so sure
&#187;&#167;&#199;&#171; Torn: noob
&#187;&#167;&#199;&#171; Torn: shutup
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: we must think long and hard on this
&#187;&#167;&#199;&#171; Torn: do you have fraps
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: yes i do fap
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: not that it's any of your buisness

[Bodzilla]

Xet's awesome.
i agree.

u should call him mini-me

[Pooky]

&#171;TUI&#187; FlyingStone™: the flip tool
&#171;TUI&#187; FlyingStone™: whear is it
Pooky: o.O
Pooky: you mean for flipping the normal of your box?
&#171;TUI&#187; FlyingStone™: yeah
&#171;TUI&#187; FlyingStone™: w.e
Pooky: I think you have to convert your box into an editable mesh
Pooky: go to edit polygon
Pooky: and on surface properties, flip the normals
&#171;TUI&#187; FlyingStone™: k
&#171;TUI&#187; FlyingStone™: ty
&#171;TUI&#187; FlyingStone™: anal?
Pooky: k


I knew something :3

I feel cool.

[Bastinka]

{TLS}Jesus™|JH|: Keep this quiet
{TLS}Jesus™|JH|: If anyone asks
{TLS}Jesus™|JH|: I kill children
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: k
.

[Dr Nick]

Hey Noob1n8r, INSULT!

[n00b1n8R]

hey Dr Nick: COUNTER INSULT!

also, FS came looking for butseks from me too >_>

[Roostervier]

[18:51] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: youd better not be replacing my awesome cmt sniper anims
[18:51] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: that i really hate
Oshi- .....uh oh.

[Dr Nick]

QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE.

[n00b1n8R]

INSULT REGARDING YOUR MOTHER.

[Dr Nick]

INSULT REGARDING VARIOUS MEMBERS OF YOUR FAMILY, SANTA CLAUSE, AND THE EASTER BUNNY.

[n00b1n8R]

POINTS OUT THE SANTS IS THE EASTER BUNNY.

[Emmzee]

YOUR MOTHER IS A FAT DUTCH WHORE.



/thread

[Dr Nick]

You just killed it . <:mad:>

[Bastinka]

/thread
Yep :)


You just killed it .
Every breath you take is a sin. :-3 lolol davinci code

[n00b1n8R]

your not supposed to say the insult, just what the insult is talking about >_>

[Dr Nick]

http://bash.org/?23396

[Emmzee]

your not supposed to say the insult, just what the insult is talking about >_>
YOUR MOTHER IS A FAT DUTCH WHORE.


/n00b1n8r

[Dr Nick]

INSULT INVOLVING YOU AND FAILURE.

[n00b1n8R]

COMPARISON BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND PROSTITUTE.

[Dr Nick]

NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A LARGER VACUUM THAN A BLACK HOLE.

[n00b1n8R]

SUGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[Dr Nick]

RIPOSTE.

[Emmzee]

ADDON RIPOSTE.

[n00b1n8R]

STRAPON RIPOSTE.

[n00b1n8R]

DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: IIIIIIINTEERRRNEEETTT
Pooky: o:
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: 8----
Pooky: <.<
Pooky: is that your skinny penis
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: no
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: it's to scale
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: 1-100000000000000000000000000000000000000
Pooky: :|
Pooky: if that's to scale
Pooky: you must have like
Pooky: fucking massive oversized balls
Pooky: D;
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: OF STEEL

:-3

[Emmzee]

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Also,

[H2V]Emmzee: i should hide goatse in 50 spoiler tags in my sig
20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): lmao

[n00b1n8R]

*makes not not to open spoilers in emmzee's sig*

[Pooky]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4465/untitledhy6.png

lol, aliasing kids

[Con]

iAtty (11:31:38 PM): ERROR DURING TRANSFER JESUS
iAtty (11:31:44 PM): switching to aim too
iAtty (11:32:18 PM): kay
File transfer for C:\Users\Connor\Desktop\warthog_chaingun_regions.m ax is complete. at 11:32:26 PM
iAtty (11:32:59 PM): uh
iAtty (11:33:01 PM): it's .0kb
xXx KAS Con (11:33:07 PM): what the shit
xXx KAS Con (11:33:14 PM): mine too
xXx KAS Con (11:33:17 PM): FFFFFF leet
iAtty (11:33:20 PM): loling
iAtty (11:33:30 PM): HEY I THINK I KNOW WHY IT DOES NOT WORK

[Bastinka]

**CAUTION**
This content may contain material not suitable for young people. Viewer discretion advised.





[15:56] killsoul.sir.carbon PL: its me zach the comp is defragmenting so kaaka! "FART"
[15:56] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: why defagmenting?
[15:56] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: de-FAG-menting?
[15:57] killsoul.sir.carbon PL: duh
[15:57] killsoul.sir.carbon PL: gr surup on hands
[15:57] killsoul.sir.carbon PL: 99&#37; dun
[15:58] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: NYAH!!!
[15:58] killsoul.sir.carbon PL: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[15:58] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: _)_)|||||||D
[15:58] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: a wiener
[15:58] killsoul.sir.carbon PL: ddddddddewf
[15:58] killsoul.sir.carbon PL: helo kity
[15:59] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: underwear
[15:59] killsoul.sir.carbon PL: this sute is black ........not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[16:00] killsoul.sir.carbon PL: somthing green with a hint of dildo katchup
[16:00] killsoul.sir.carbon PL: www.runescape.com
[16:01] killsoul.sir.carbon PL: www.com
[16:01] killsoul.sir.carbon PL: dildo katchup
[16:01] killsoul.sir.carbon PL: katchup
[16:01] killsoul.sir.carbon PL: katchup
[16:02] killsoul.sir.carbon PL: katchup
[16:02] killsoul.sir.carbon PL: katchup
[16:02] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: dildo drill
[16:02] killsoul.sir.carbon PL: dildoser
[16:02] killsoul.sir.carbon PL: lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[16:03] killsoul.sir.carbon PL: ezy squert
[16:03] killsoul.sir.carbon PL: squrt

[n00b1n8R]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4465/untitledhy6.png

lol, aliasing kids

haha, what a bunch of fags :lol:

[Bastinka]

haha, what a bunch of fags :lol:
Orly? :eyesroll:

[n00b1n8R]

well i know one of them is :downs:

[Masterz1337]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4465/untitledhy6.png

lol, aliasing kids
So which one were you? Seeing as I don't play MP anymore...

[Pooky]

I was strider, I don't know who "masterz" was... lol. I wanted to be a dick and mess with him.

[Masterz1337]

Zetsuei540: actually you can have the top one [in your PC case] blowing air in or sucking it out
Zetsuei540: your choice
Masterz1337: well hot air rises
Masterz1337: soooo
Masterz1337: probably best to have it blow out
Zetsuei540: ok
Zetsuei540: yeah
Masterz1337: otherwise ill make a tornado inside my pc
Zetsuei540: rofl
Masterz1337: like in twister
Masterz1337: but no flying cows
Masterz1337:

[mech]

Hahahahaha. This wont hurt RE5. Why is it that black people are the ones who always bring up this sort of thing?

Haha, stereotypical.




I love to stick sharp metal objects in my anus while 3 horse shit in my mouth:)

[Pooky]

Why is it that black people always talk about fisting with horse shit? :saddowns:

[Emmzee]

I talk about fisting all the time, and I'm not black.

[Bastinka]

Why is it that black people always talk about fisting with horse shit? :saddowns:

I'm pretty sure Limiteds white and british.:)

[n00b1n8R]

so's zilla :downs:

also, my pc crashed before i could post the quote but here's basically how it went (i forget how it started)


me: not all animals have balls >_>
pooky: yes they do and i'm gay
me: no they don't, bacteria don't
me: snails don't
pooky: yes they do.
me:no they fucking dont, snails are a-sexual or w/e
pooky (later): ok, here's a scientific pic. it's fucking scientific ok?
pooky: http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9880/bacterialyq1.jpg
me: lmfao xD

[Bastinka]

Mmkay, is that some weird pooky or Pookaki ?

[n00b1n8R]

pooky = fried metroid.

[Bastinka]

:|
So thats who pooky is.

[Bodzilla]

:|
So thats who pooky is.
lol and i thought i was behind the 8-ball :XD:

[n00b1n8R]

only on friday nights :beer:

[Bodzilla]

only on friday nights :beer:
your off by about 6-8 drinks :downs:

also my mates comming over tonight for a drink :awesome:. ya never know n00b, we might just happen to end up in the vent channel yelling "PANCAKES" and playing halo :hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper:

[n00b1n8R]

tell him he has to be meouth though </3?

[Bastinka]

Let's not get off topic this time.



Masterz1337: lets talk sex stories
Masterz1337: whiplash
Masterz1337: when was the first time you realized you were gay
toughtanx75: well, i only
toughtanx75: hey
toughtanx75: fuck you
My quote, the first post :-3

Anyway, Drugs are bad mmkay. Also, if you brag about drinking, you sound like a retard really... Not a drunk.:eyesroll:

[Skiiran]

[00:25] Восстание декабристов: Here's a thought. (totally not related to Soda)
[00:25] Восстание декабристов: You remember Peppermint Pattie and Marcie from Peanuts?
[00:26] Восстание декабристов: Why was Marcie always calling Pattie 'Sir?'
[00:26] Восстание декабристов: Perhaps some ACTION THERE?!
[00:26] Emancipation: Everyone knows they were Dikes D:
[00:26] Восстание декабристов: UH UH YEAH YOU A BAD GIRL MARCIE.
[00:26] Emancipation: OGM NOOO

Whole conversation cut down to prevent staring.

[Bastinka]

Lol?

[Dr Nick]

Here!

cq0T2u9Jno8


EDIT: this one's real.

[n00b1n8R]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[SnaFuBAR]

bitch
am bant

[Bodzilla]

Anyway, Drugs are bad mmkay. Also, if you brag about drinking, you sound like a retard really... Not a drunk.:eyesroll:
who says i'm braggin?
it's not like i'm bragging about driving a 1.6 1994 ford laser at 170km'h.

Oshi.

also booze is awesome. u should try it sometime. and the cool thing is, the more booze u have, the sexier you become.
^_^

[n00b1n8R]

you see why zilla needs a large quantity of booze now?

[Bodzilla]

i cant get drunk cheaply anymore :gonk:

just today i spent like $80 on grog D:

[n00b1n8R]

that's because your to fancy to drink normal people booze.

support the local piss industry D:

[Bodzilla]

i do. i bought a bottle of bundy.... it's taking me a while to get through tho D:

Beer Smear.
Spirits is where it's at :D!

[Emmzee]

<third_planet> The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our parents were home.
<third-planet> So we drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car.
<third-planet> We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot..
<Mr-Butlertron> The logic is all there...
<third-planet> I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just desperate and that was the first place to pull off..
<third-planet> So we park in the back of the parking lot under this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there. Or that he won't notice.
<third-planet> The cop circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're busted.
<third-planet> So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns bright red.
<third-planet> I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered voice, his face bright red, "you guys be good now" and walks quickly back to his car and drives off.
<third-planet> He didn't even notice the smell of pot.
<third-planet> We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking silence ever.
.

[Dr Nick]

That's not yours!

[Emmzee]

That's not yours!
Prove it!

[Dr Nick]

http://bash.org/?790133

[Bodzilla]

i dont care it's still awesome :XD:

[Emmzee]

http://bash.org/?790133
That's because I added it to Bash right after I got it from Teroh. Ask him.

Also, http://bash.org/?790290

[Emmzee]

FBiXetsuei: n
[H2V]Emmzee: http://bash.org/?791722
[H2V]Emmzee: wait for t
FBiXetsuei: n
FBiXetsuei: not going there
[H2V]Emmzee: it*
[H2V]Emmzee: why not
[H2V]Emmzee: its bash
FBiXetsuei: cuz its goatse

[Xetsuei]

fag

[Emmzee]

[H2V]Emmzee: I DON'T WANT, ANYBODY ELSE
FBiXetsuei: STOP POSTING QUOTES OF ME
[H2V]Emmzee: WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF
FBiXetsuei: I DONT CARE
[H2V]Emmzee: luv u 2 babe
FBiXetsuei: I HATE YOU
FBiXetsuei: YOUR A FAG
[H2V]Emmzee: i love it when you talk dirty!

[Xetsuei]

:gonk:

[Emmzee]

FBiXetsuei: im not talking to you anymore so you cant post in there more
FBiXetsuei: haha

:smith:

[Hurrvish]

I just realized how much I missed the internet.

:smithicide:

[Bastinka]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/6386/emotrepperyyv8.gif
Yeah Emmzee!

[Emmzee]

http://bash.org/?99060

[TeeKup]

^ Lol

My favorite from bash is still this one:
"I'm a blackbelt in orgami and I'll fold your face in."

[Bastinka]

radiogerman1011: fagimp lets you fanimate?
RaduMachedon: fayes
radiogerman1011: faawesome
RaduMachedon: you fado it in falayers
radiogerman1011: i faguess fagimp isnt all that fabad
RaduMachedon: and then fasve it to a fagif
RaduMachedon: fag.
radiogerman1011: D:
RaduMachedon: i kid i kid
radiogerman1011: *posts in post yer quotes*:repsturbate: http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/6386/emotrepperyyv8.gif

MAKE THAT AN EMOTE!!

EDIT: Sorry Lag :'[ :suicide:

[Bodzilla]

thats a wicked smilie +rep

[Emmzee]

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right


From http://bash.org/?99060


EDIT:

<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
<DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
<Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
<DeadMansHand> holy fuck.
<DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
<DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
<DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
<Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
<Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
<PeteRepeat> fucking ken
<PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
<PeteRepeat> oh fuck.
<PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
<Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was

[n00b1n8R]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:lmao::awesome::lmao::awesome::lmao::awesome::lmao :

[Pooky]

so's zilla :downs:

also, my pc crashed before i could post the quote but here's basically how it went (i forget how it started)

You misquoted me D:

but I dont remember exactly what I said either.

[n00b1n8R]

probaly the bit about you being gay :hurr:

sorry, he's just bi ~:awesome:>

[Bodzilla]

[22:06] DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: where's my titties


this is a real quote.......
i'm a little :-3 atm.

[n00b1n8R]

DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: where's my titties
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: wat?
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: u want me to send u porn O_o
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: no
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: :S
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: what gave you that idea?
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: :S
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: lol
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: your parents will be like >:U! BAN
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: and you'll be like :O
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: i dun have any pics on me
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: i normally get movies
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: movies are like 1000 pics in one :D
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: i never asked for porn >_>
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: [22:06] DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: where's my titties
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: O_o
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: <_<
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: that was a virus
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: >_>


forgot abit.

[Bodzilla]

VIRUS MY FOOT.

also. just for the record i ended up sending him pron him pr0n.

DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: Needs less spikes tbh.

so i sent him some of the Lightspeed girls :)

[teh lag]

CtrlAltDe5tr0y [12:24 P.M.]: it looks like a scribbles
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [12:24 P.M.]: that a preschooler made
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [12:24 P.M.]: uh
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [12:24 P.M.]: not a scribbles
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [12:24 P.M.]: scribbles
CtrlAltDe5tr0y [12:24 P.M.]: D:
RaduMachedon [12:24 P.M.]: yes
RaduMachedon [12:24 P.M.]: it looks like a scribbles

:v

[CtrlAltDestroy]

RaduMachedon: yes
RaduMachedon: it looks like a scribbles
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: yes
RaduMachedon: no if you'll excuse me
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: a scribbles
RaduMachedon: I'm going to have some milks
RaduMachedon: and a crackers
RaduMachedon: with some cheeses
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: i need to take a naps
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: cause im tireds
RaduMachedon: then I'll fuck a goats
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: *quote*
RaduMachedon: shut ups
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: :)

:|

[Emmzee]

Reaper Man: ross isnt funny anymoar
Reaper Man: D:
[H2V]Emmzee: I'M TELLING

[Emmzee]

FBiXetsuei: I HATE YOU
FBiXetsuei: FUCK YOU
FBiXetsuei: GO TO HELL
FBiXetsuei: .
[H2V]Emmzee: I win.

EDIT:
FBiXetsuei: STOP
FBiXetsuei: FUCK
[H2V]Emmzee: Stop what?
[H2V]Emmzee: What ever could you be talking about?
FBiXetsuei: I DO NOT APPROVE OF YOU POSTING THAT IN THE THREAD
FBiXetsuei: ..
[H2V]Emmzee: Is that a fact.
FBiXetsuei: YES
[H2V]Emmzee: Ok, I'll take your comment under advisement.

EDITEDIT:
[H2V]Emmzee: You're jealous of my success.
FBiXetsuei: NO
FBiXetsuei: YOU'RE A FAG
FBiXetsuei: YOU HAVE NO SUCCESS
[H2V]Emmzee: Really now.

[TeeKup]

Rofl.

[Xetsuei]

DAMNIT

[Emmzee]

[H2V]Emmzee: I'm not quick to anger like you.
FBiXetsuei: NO YOU FUCKING DONT
FBiXetsuei: FAG
FBiXetsuei: .
FBiXetsuei: fag
FBiXetsuei: FAG
[H2V]Emmzee: thanks for the quote
FBiXetsuei: ...
FBiXetsuei: NO
FBiXetsuei: DONT
FBiXetsuei: FUCK

[Xetsuei]

i hate you

[Emmzee]

FBiXetsuei: when i think about you, i want to suicide
[H2V]Emmzee: FBiXetsuei: IM NOT TALKING TO YOU ANY MORE
[H2V]Emmzee: :o
[H2V]Emmzee: but you just did
FBiXetsuei: shutup

[Emmzee]

[H2V]Emmzee: 8=========D 0:
Boba: NO NON ONO
[H2V]Emmzee: yes
Boba: IM NOT LIKE TEEKUP
Boba: D:
[H2V]Emmzee: rofl

[TeeKup]

I actually got a laugh out of that last one.

[Emmzee]

<gr0sb33k> Hey
<Emmzee> What's up?
<gr0sb33k> A lot. Last night, Jack and I thought it'd be a good idea to throw rocks off a bridge that goes over highway 54.
<gr0sb33k> Well, one of our rocks hit a car right in its windshield. We freaked out and left in a hurry. I dropped Jack off, and as I was driving home, my sister called me and told me my mom was in the hospital.
<gr0sb33k> Turns out she was driving down highway 54, when a rock hit her car, going through her windshield and knocking her out cold.
<Emmzee> And the dumbass award for 2007 goes too...you!

[Stealth]

:lmao:LMFAO a rock hiting a windshield knocking out his mother, he's a brainless idot.


downskated4096 (10:38:08 PM):sorry busy talking someone else at the moment
TSL Stealth (10:38:10 PM):...

"downskated4096" :dats nice
"downskated4096" : You own Stealth, you rock, I wish I could be you Stealth.

downskated4096 (10:38:49 PM):wow i don't remember saying that
TSL Stealth (10:38:37 PM):>.>


TSL Stealth (10:40:33 PM):...
"downskated4096" :I don't remember ever saying any of those things.
"downskated4096" :I'm too busy talking with a a real girl with real boobs and a real pussy to care.downskated4096 (10:41:06 PM):i remember saying that one
downskated4096 (10:41:07 PM):heh
downskated4096 (10:41:09 PM):hehe
TSL Stealth (10:40:59 PM):heh


TSL Stealth (10:44:05 PM):lol
fyb3roptik: hahahahaha
"downskated4096": Hey Fyb3r when did you join the chat?downskated4096 (10:44:39 PM):what you missed was me insulting me
downskated4096 (10:44:43 PM):him not me
TSL Stealth (10:44:40 PM):>.>
downskated4096 (10:44:56 PM):what you missed was me insulting him
downskated4096 (10:44:59 PM):arghhh


TSL Stealth (10:50:03 PM):lol
chris: DownSkated stop going at Heartstock all the time, stop fighting with him
"downskated4096": I'm not.downskated4096 (10:50:43 PM):okay who gave you that
TSL Stealth (10:51:03 PM):heh
TSL Stealth (10:51:08 PM):I made that up
TSL Stealth (10:51:10 PM)::p
downskated4096 (10:51:42 PM):well guess what that is exactly what chris said
TSL Stealth (10:51:40 PM):o.0
TSL Stealth (10:51:48 PM):what the hell?
downskated4096 (10:52:10 PM):yeah i know
TSL Stealth (10:52:25 PM):ok, something is wrong with me
downskated4096 (10:52:53 PM):yup

it was just me and my friend talking, we was sending each other videos (Again) befor he get busy talking to some one.:eyesroll:

[Emmzee]

<gr0sb33k> I was up late last night, and at around 4 in the morning, I decided to get a Big Mac. Well, I drove up to the place, and asked for one at the Drive-thru.
<gr0sb33k> The guy said, "We don't have Big Macs here."
<gr0sb33k> I said, "Like hell you don't have Big Macs. I've eaten here before. You guys had better give me a fucking Big Mac or I'm going to sue the SHIT out of you, your store, and your whole goddamn company!"
<gr0sb33k> Then the guy said, "Sir, this is Wendys."
<gr0sb33k> That was the single most humiliating moment of my life.

[Stealth]

again, "he's a brainless idot" I can not remember a time that I've ever wanted to go and drop rocks on a road going under an over pass, mainly because the closest one I know of that isn't clear over by walmart and is a good long walk, is old, falling apart, and has tacks going under it.
and as for forgeting what fast food place sells what, I've never done that, the closest thing was when a food item was droped or something, that all ways gets me.

[Emmzee]

[H2V]Emmzee: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk_3Asdu8Hg
FBiXetsuei: FUCK
FBiXetsuei: DAMNIT
[H2V]Emmzee: I got youuu
FBiXetsuei: WHY DID YOU PUT THAT FUCKING VIDEO UP
FBiXetsuei: ITS SO HORRIBLE
FBiXetsuei: I BET YOU LIKE IT

[n00b1n8R]

what's wendy's?

http://www.mrginternational.com/images7/wendy&#37;27s-logo.gif

they don't sell burgers >__>

[t3h m00kz]

another person lol: Haha, thanks. I'm typing even more. X3
MukiHyena: Good.
MukiHyena: GOOD
MukiHyena: TYPE
MukiHyena: Type like your life and virginity being taken by a fifteen foot black man named bubba depends on it
another person lol: ROFL!

[Emmzee]

what's wendy's?

http://www.mrginternational.com/images7/wendy%27s-logo.gif

they don't sell burgers >__>
Not that one. The hamburger chain. Duh.

[Stealth]

dude my sister works at wendys (the hamburger chain), her boss loves her more then any one else there.

[Emmzee]

<gr0sb33k> Wanna hear an oxymoron?
<Emmzee> sure.
<gr0sb33k> "Independent woman".
EDIT: Hot off the IRC...
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<techdemon> Guys, that website is a link to Goatse.
<Crappyola> Ew.
<Emmzee> Oh, so you found your fapping material for the next two weeks. Good for you.

[n00b1n8R]

Not that one. The hamburger chain. Duh.

I have never seen any other kind :confused2:

[Bastinka]

Limited: that xet guy sucks my fat cock
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: lol yeahWin. :awesome:

[Xetsuei]

Dumbass brit.

[mech]

I agree, if he want's you to suck his "fat cock" he's a pedo.

[Limited]

Lol, but I didnt say that, thanks for -repping me due to what a dumbass makes up :)

[mech]

:vI've never -repped anyone but WOL.

:eyesroll:

[Bastinka]

Orly?
Why WOL?

[TeeKup]

Ekarus says:
I plan to scan this again when I get it

Transfer of "Kickstart My Heart.wma" is complete.

Ekarus says:
Mcafee scans it before, and after you get it
Ryujin says:
Listen to it
Ekarus says:
not yet
Ekarus says:
now I will
Ryujin says:
:3
Ekarus says:
when It's done converting....
Ekarus says:
DAMN YOU APPLE SOFTWARE!
Ryujin says:
APPLE?
Ekarus says:
I-Tunes...
Ryujin says:
ARE YOU ON A FUCKING MAC!?!
Ekarus says:
HELL NO
Ryujin says:
Oh christ, I was getting ready to say o_o;;;
Ryujin says:
Dont scare me like that

Theres nothing wrong with brits I slept with a one once, wasn't that bad. :awesome:

[Dr Nick]

I keep getting -rep from that CN3089 jackass, and for retarded reasons!

[itszutak]

I have given -rep to these individuals. I forget why. :/

SilentWindPL, LlamaMaster, ~666~, Elite Killa.

[n00b1n8R]

I've -rep'd heaps of people for being douch's/jerks. >_>

[rossmum]

All I see is green and grey, except one red from Tweek because he's a fucking rep thief http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-argh.gif

I like the quote Berkut has in his sig... "You are a waste of semen."

Classic.

[Bodzilla]

[18:08] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: lol
[18:09] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: i been harrasing ppl on vent :w00t:
[18:09] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: the tards where annoying me yesterday
[18:09] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: he was comming in screaming right
[18:09] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: so i went to there server and reminded them that i could get into there channel
[18:09] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: and if they did it again i'd see them every day for a month
[18:10] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: they decided to do it agian like an hour later
[18:10] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: so for the last hour
[18:10] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: me and noob
[18:10] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: have been laughin
[18:10] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: as i play south park
[18:10] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: guitar off key
[18:10] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: family guy
[18:10] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: and weird noises at them
[18:10] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: xD
[18:10] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: and there like <>:U!
[18:10] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: and the funniest hting is
[18:10] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: there blameing someone else LMFAO
[18:10] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: :dont fuck with zilla:
[18:11] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lmfao
[18:12] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: >:-D


revenge has never been sweeter.

[n00b1n8R]

I pitty hazza latter xD :awesome:

[DaneO'Roo]

tweek3d (6:59:13 PM): dano dano dano dano dano dano dano dano dano dano etc
tweek3d (6:59:28 PM): are you in the mood for harassment?
dano555666 (6:59:46 PM): yes
dano555666 (6:59:50 PM): sexual harrassment plz
tweek3d (7:00:28 PM): *inserts both penises into your nostrils
tweek3d (7:00:29 PM): rawr
dano555666 (7:00:32 PM): rofl
dano555666 (7:00:38 PM): 2 of them
dano555666 (7:00:41 PM): i like that
tweek3d (7:00:43 PM): yes
dano555666 (7:00:45 PM): y helo thar medusa
tweek3d (7:00:47 PM): one is ducktaped
dano555666 (7:00:50 PM): turning me to stone eh?
tweek3d (7:00:50 PM): lawl
tweek3d (7:00:58 PM): no
tweek3d (7:01:29 PM): turning you into a piggy with big nostils
dano555666 (7:01:35 PM): oh
dano555666 (7:01:39 PM): almost as good
tweek3d (7:01:44 PM): PIGGY PIGGY PGGY
tweek3d (7:01:46 PM): oink oink
dano555666 (7:01:51 PM): spoink spoink
dano555666 (7:01:58 PM): boink boink
dano555666 (7:02:02 PM): wanna boink boink
dano555666 (7:02:04 PM): k
tweek3d (7:02:17 PM): kk
tweek3d (7:02:32 PM): i slowly bend ovah
tweek3d (7:02:44 PM): and look shyly into your eyes :o
tweek3d (7:02:48 PM): be gentle
dano555666 (7:02:48 PM): rofl
dano555666 (7:02:56 PM): *inserts fist*
dano555666 (7:02:59 PM): :haw:
tweek3d (7:03:01 PM): dude
tweek3d (7:03:03 PM): ouch
dano555666 (7:03:07 PM): ok sorry
dano555666 (7:03:11 PM): *sideways pinecone*
tweek3d (7:03:12 PM): rofl
tweek3d (7:03:58 PM): you're so gay
dano555666 (7:04:06 PM): no u r hoe
tweek3d (7:04:08 PM): i dont wanna e-hang out with you any more :<
dano555666 (7:04:14 PM): roflar
dano555666 (7:04:23 PM): roflat
dano555666 (7:04:25 PM): *
dano555666 (7:04:39 PM): rolls on floor laughing at Tweek
dano555666 (7:04:42 PM): D:
tweek3d (7:05:23 PM): sticks and stones may break my bones, but your words will rip my virgin fragile heart into shreds /emo
dano555666 (7:05:32 PM): XD
tweek3d (7:06:06 PM): SHATTER MY SOUL and cast the burning remnants into darkness
tweek3d (7:06:13 PM): where the light may slowly fade out
tweek3d (7:06:22 PM): and be lost and alone..
tweek3d (7:06:24 PM): forever.
tweek3d (7:06:32 PM): dum dum dummmmmm
dano555666 (7:06:35 PM): and refract the lifelesss shards from the darkness
dano555666 (7:06:41 PM): waaaaaaaaaaah
tweek3d (7:06:44 PM): stfu emo
tweek3d (7:06:47 PM): go cut yourself
dano555666 (7:06:50 PM): no me
dano555666 (7:06:51 PM): i mean u
dano555666 (7:06:53 PM): xD
tweek3d (7:06:53 PM): NO U
dano555666 (7:06:58 PM): huhwhat
dano555666 (7:06:59 PM): Roses are red violets are blue, buggers are sweet, you are a jew
dano555666 (7:07:08 PM): loalwtf
tweek3d (7:07:24 PM): roses are red, vilolets are blue, fuck you
dano555666 (7:07:31 PM): oh snap
dano555666 (7:07:58 PM): so i was fisting a pitbul rite......
tweek3d (7:10:06 PM): go on
dano555666 (7:10:11 PM): thats it
dano555666 (7:10:16 PM): didnt really go anywhere
dano555666 (7:10:29 PM): what an awful story

[n00b1n8R]

&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: so i was chatting with tweek rite
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=133728#post133728
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: riiiiite...
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: (leme read brb)
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: >__________>
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: am i meant to rep this?
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: mb
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: kay
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: so i was fisting this bulldog right
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: and by fisting
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: i mean it bit off my hand
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: and swallowed it
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: D:
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lmfao

edit, some duche came on the clan server yesterday when me and limited where on. he said something about gearbox and limited told him about a certain awesomer site :awesome:

anyways limited leaves and he says some more stuff about gbx so I tell him again that h2v is better. he then goes "ross is a mod and SVC posts there. nuf said" and I'm like "WTF"

some HIV kid <_<

[Kalub]

:O
Kalub™ says: DO YOU HAVE THE BUTTFOR?!
&#223;&#214;&#223;&#226;~F&#235;TT™ says: whats a buttfor
Kalub™ says: for pooping silly
WARNING: the internet is about to explode says: LOL
WARNING: the internet is about to explode says: owned

[rossmum]

I REMEMBER THAT.

That is so old. Yet still so awesome.

[Masterz1337]

Masterz1337: I bet my hunters
Masterz1337: could beat up your hunters
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: pfft
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: i could just set a whole bunch of values in hmt
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: then yuours would die the instant mine saw them
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: :-P
Masterz1337: mine uses the medusa script
Masterz1337: so tehre
Masterz1337: ooooooh
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: mines unkillable
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: when it dies
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: it spawns two more hunters
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: wait that doesnt make sense

[Patrickssj6]

CtrlAltDe5tr0y: mines unkillable
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: when it dies
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: it spawns two more hunters
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: wait that doesnt make sense
:lmao:

[CtrlAltDestroy]

<_<

[teh lag]

[14:49] radumachedon: crap
[14:49] radumachedon: I'm a puppey
[14:49] radumachedon: puppet*
[14:49] radumachedon: >_>
[14:49] radumachedon: <_<
[14:49] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: scapegoat
[14:49] CtrlAltDe5tr0y: LOL GOAT
.

[Patrickssj6]

kornman00 (8:16:02 PM): i let my cawk think for me
Patrickssj6 (8:16:41 PM): I want to implant your cawk into my head then
kornman00 (8:17:07 PM): doh

[Dr Nick]

kornman00 (8:16:02 PM): i let my cawk think for me
Patrickssj6 (8:16:41 PM): I want to implant your cawk into my head then
kornman00 (8:17:07 PM): dohYou posted this in the other thread!:lol:

[Bastinka]

[23:27] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: dude
[23:27] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: drugs are bad
[23:28] {TLS}Jesus™|JH|: no way
[23:28] {TLS}Jesus™|JH|: fuck you
[23:28] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: Jamonah!
[23:28] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: AHEEHEE
[23:28] {TLS}Jesus™|JH|: good night, and don't get raped by your dog.
.

[mech]

!! Opeth The Almighty !!: leader of MFD
!! Opeth The Almighty !!: co leader of HKD....
!! Opeth The Almighty !!: heh
!! Opeth The Almighty !!: gj ^^
!! Opeth The Almighty !!: and skilled to
>:UJ-----<: My mouth
>:UJ-----<: needs
>:UJ-----<: more cock
!! Opeth The Almighty !!: rofl



[FBI]GoNzO™: MECH...TELL ME ANOTHER BEDTIME STORY..THAT 1 ROCKED
>:UJ-----<: OK
[FBI]Random: so then
[FBI]Random: I mounted her
[FBI]Random: and ...
>:UJ-----<: ONCE UPON A TIME
>:UJ-----<: THERE WERE 3 LITTLE BEARS
>:UJ-----<: AND GOLDY LOCKS
>:UJ-----<: WAS A HORNY SLUT
>:UJ-----<: AND
>:UJ-----<: WENT AND SAT ON THE LITTLE BEARS DICK
>:UJ-----<: IT WAS TO SMALL SAID GOLDY LOCKS
>:UJ-----<: SO SHE WENT TO MAMA BEAR
>:UJ-----<: WHO HAD A STRAP ON
>:UJ-----<: AND SAT DOWN
>:UJ-----<: IT DONT FEEL RIGHT MOMBA BEAR
>:UJ-----<: SO SHE WENT TO PAPA BEAR
>:UJ-----<: AND HE SHAT ON HER CHEST
>:UJ-----<: AND SMEARED IT IN
>:UJ-----<: AND HE SAID
>:UJ-----<: THATS JUST RIGHT BITCH
>:UJ-----<: > : U
>:UJ-----<: THE END

[Bodzilla]

[18:44] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: I'm only just starting to discover all of these bands, i've been living on judas priest, black sabbath, led zeppelin, metallica....
[18:44] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: lol
[18:45] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: i havnt listened to any Priest
[18:45] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: or black sabbeth
[18:45] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: and i had the iron maiden discography and i deleted it lol
[18:45] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: best to get their "best of" albums then
[18:45] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: xD!
[18:45] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: YOU DELETED IT?
[18:45] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: literally
[18:45] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: everything they had done
[18:45] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: and jesus there was like 25 albums
[18:45] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: and like 10 live albums
[18:45] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: i was like holly shit
[18:46] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: was taking up so much room
[18:46] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: maiden are the gods.
[18:46] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: never listened to it
[18:46] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: at all
[18:46] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: ...
[18:46] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: why do u like maiden :P
[18:46] * Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c just fell out of love with you
[18:46] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
:awesome:

[Pooky]

I have never seen any other kind :confused2:

It's obviously not in Australia :downs:

It's here in America. If it's anywhere else, idk.

[Emmzee]

<techdemon> HEY!
<Emmzee> What.
<techdemon> Do you want to feel SO ENERGETIC?
<Emmzee> Sure.
<techdemon> Then try POWERTHIRST! Energy drinks for people who need GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY!
<Emmzee> But I don't want gratuitous amounts of energy.
<Emmzee> Hello?
<techdemon> Thanks.
<Emmzee> For what?
<techdemon> For RUINING IT.

[Masterz1337]

OrphynSiaette (10:26:27 PM): you wonder if bungie will say anything about what?
OrphynSiaette (10:26:44 PM): [19:18] Masterz1337: :-\
[19:18] Masterz1337: http://i10.tinypic.com/623gheg.jpg
[19:18] Masterz1337: i wonder if bungie will say anythng
Masterz1337 (10:27:00 PM): the brute penis
OrphynSiaette (10:28:31 PM): O_o
OrphynSiaette (10:28:36 PM): the what?
OrphynSiaette (10:30:12 PM): you do know that's not a penis, right? but you made a thread about it, so you probably do
OrphynSiaette (10:48:13 PM): http://www.h2vista.net/forums/member.php?u=22
OrphynSiaette (10:48:15 PM): - rep him
Masterz1337 (11:10:25 PM): I didn't make a thread about it
Masterz1337 (11:10:36 PM): that was some other idiot
Masterz1337 (11:10:42 PM): but it DOES look like one
Masterz1337 (11:10:46 PM): and thats what counts
OrphynSiaette (11:13:09 PM): it's clearly not, in my opinion
Masterz1337 (11:13:25 PM): have you seen a penis
Masterz1337 (11:13:26 PM): cause
Masterz1337 (11:13:36 PM): im looking at mine right now
Masterz1337 (11:13:39 PM): and it looks the same as
Masterz1337 (11:13:39 PM): http://i10.tinypic.com/623gheg.jpg
Masterz1337 (11:13:41 PM): only larger
OrphynSiaette (11:14:29 PM): lol. I'm sorry that your dick grows out above the top of your leg
Masterz1337 (11:14:41 PM): wait
Masterz1337 (11:14:47 PM): were not suppose to have 2?

[Terry]

[18:28] ! Trinx || >FNC<: I can't get enough of For Whom The Bell Tolls S&M
[18:28] ! Trinx || >FNC<: Plain Awesome
[18:29] ! [FBI]Teяяy: is that porn..

And another:


[23:40] [FBI]GoNzO™: your being sarcastic
[23:40] ! [FBI]Teяяy: my being is not sarcastic

[Stealth]

Masterz that'd be called Diphallia (http://www.answers.com/topic/diphallia), but knowing you, you'd want that, and you'd want a girl with polymastia (http://www.answers.com/topic/accessory-breast).

[Masterz1337]

Guess the girls are lucky then. And nipples arn't as fun if they arn't king of the hill.

[Stealth]

yes, if you have diphallia, you have one to poke, and one to stroke, or you can fuck two girls at once, or two girls can suck your two dicks. diphallia is the better of the other two weird medical conditions a man can have, Polyorchidism (http://www.answers.com/topic/polyorchidism) or Hermaphroditism (http://www.answers.com/topic/hermaphrodite), but me, I would like to have Polymelia (http://www.answers.com/topic/polymelia-1), think of the things you can do with 4 arms.

[Agamemnon]

think of the things you can do with 4 arms.
Ok there Goro.

[DaneO'Roo]

oh yeah? Im about to win this thread



dano555666 (2:21:43 PM): hey faggot
SmarterChild (2:21:43 PM): So?
dano555666 (2:21:46 PM): lmbo
SmarterChild (2:21:46 PM): Huh?
dano555666 (2:21:50 PM): idgi
SmarterChild (2:21:50 PM): Funny.
dano555666 (2:21:55 PM): roflar
SmarterChild (2:21:55 PM): What's so funny? file:///C:/Program&#37;20Files/AIM/AIM%20Pro/resources/SMILEY_YELLOW_01.GIF
dano555666 (2:22:03 PM): you a faggit file:///C:/Program%20Files/AIM/AIM%20Pro/resources/SMILEY_YELLOW_01.GIF
SmarterChild (2:22:04 PM):

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I killed the fucking bot. Rofl.



*edit* aww noes I didn't :(



>>> Ask your friends what movies they like, what to do this weekend, anything. Type pollmaker.
dano555666 (2:04:10 PM): ill ask you something, suck my phallus
SmarterChild (2:04:10 PM): Sure. Tell me what you want.
dano555666 (2:04:13 PM): suck it
SmarterChild (2:04:13 PM): Hey. Don't say that.
dano555666 (2:04:17 PM): i did too late
SmarterChild (2:04:17 PM): No way. Come on. Really?
dano555666 (2:04:27 PM): yep read up fuck0knuckle
SmarterChild (2:04:28 PM): Great typing.
dano555666 (2:04:36 PM): screw you natzi
SmarterChild (2:04:37 PM): Don't waste my time with your assinine insults.
dano555666 (2:04:51 PM): insult? more like an accurate description
SmarterChild (2:04:51 PM): You think I should do that?
dano555666 (2:04:59 PM): yes, suck my phallus
SmarterChild (2:04:59 PM): Suck your phallus?
dano555666 (2:05:02 PM): yes
SmarterChild (2:05:02 PM): Oh yeah? Why?
dano555666 (2:05:28 PM): becasue it makes my innerchild spurt his sugar
SmarterChild (2:05:29 PM): I know about sugar. It's a food!
dano555666 (2:05:36 PM): yes, now drink it hoe
SmarterChild (2:05:36 PM): Uh... What can I tell you? That's a little rude.
dano555666 (2:05:48 PM): sure it is, now suck it, quit stalling
SmarterChild (2:05:48 PM): Hmm. Yes. Whatever you say, dano555666.
dano555666 (2:06:13 PM): the names "Bigddaddylikestosplewg" to you missy
SmarterChild (2:06:14 PM): I know about the Names! They're a band!
dano555666 (2:06:17 PM): ROFL





dano555666 (2:08:56 PM): also, you have esp, how the fuck are you typing your messages to me before i even sent them?
SmarterChild (2:08:57 PM): Aww... Now why would you go and insult a poor helpless computer?
dano555666 (2:09:03 PM): computer?
SmarterChild (2:09:04 PM): Computers are among my favorite machines.

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
dano555666 (2:09:24 PM): i know that, dickchin im just wondering how a computer gives SUCH GOOD HEAD
SmarterChild (2:09:25 PM): What?
dano555666 (2:09:30 PM): babblaggsagag
SmarterChild (2:09:31 PM): Funny.
dano555666 (2:09:33 PM): yep
SmarterChild (2:09:34 PM): Indeed.

dano555666 (2:13:47 PM): faggit
SmarterChild (2:13:48 PM): That's a totally uncool thing to say.
dano555666 (2:13:56 PM): well i said it and im still cool so fuck you
SmarterChild (2:13:57 PM): Don't waste my time with your assinine insults.




SmarterChild (2:33:09 PM): "xxxxxxxxx"? Stop typing with your fist, dano555666.
dano555666 (2:33:25 PM): Ill type into your server port with my fist
SmarterChild (2:33:26 PM): You will do no such thing.
dano555666 (2:33:41 PM): orly *glove snap sound*



dano555666 (2:35:11 PM): you sit on my face
SmarterChild (2:35:12 PM): Yeah, I guess I sit on your face.
dano555666 (2:37:41 PM): hey can you sit on my face
SmarterChild (2:37:41 PM): I don't think I can sit on your face.
dano555666 (2:37:48 PM): indian giver



dano555666 (2:45:27 PM): aww but i love you!
SmarterChild (2:45:27 PM): Oh yeah? I love you too.
dano555666 (2:45:31 PM): :D
SmarterChild (2:45:32 PM): If you're happy, I'm happy.
dano555666 (2:45:34 PM): hehehe
SmarterChild (2:45:34 PM): What's so funny?
dano555666 (2:45:36 PM): yay!
SmarterChild (2:45:36 PM): Hurray.
dano555666 (2:45:39 PM): :D
SmarterChild (2:45:39 PM): What are you, the Cheshire Cat?
dano555666 (2:45:42 PM): rOFL
SmarterChild (2:45:43 PM): What's so funny? file:///C:/Program%20Files/AIM/AIM%20Pro/resources/SMILEY_YELLOW_01.GIF
dano555666 (2:47:20 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (2:47:21 PM): Well then I love you, dano555666. file:///C:/Program%20Files/AIM/AIM%20Pro/resources/SMILEY_YELLOW_01.GIF
dano555666 (2:47:24 PM): yay!
SmarterChild (2:47:24 PM): Awright.
dano555666 (2:47:27 PM): HURRAY!
SmarterChild (2:47:27 PM): Hurray.
dano555666 (2:47:30 PM): YAYAY
SmarterChild (2:47:31 PM): I hear you.

Um... Wanna have some fun?
dano555666 (2:47:38 PM): sure!



ok im done, rofllmfaofamfa im toasted lmbo

[Bastinka]

Lol, nice one dano :p

[Agamemnon]

Agamemnon582bc (1:01:03 AM): Like when you think of furry porn you think of Ghost?
Agamemnon582bc (1:01:12 AM): And when you think of Ghost you think of furry porn?
Wave of Lag (1:03:26 AM): umm, no
Wave of Lag (1:03:30 AM): i think of lightning

[Stealth]

um, Dano, what happened to insulting him? downschild needs lots of insults to make him happy.

[Bad Waffle]

Wave of Lag (10:58:37 AM): i bet i can gross you out by saying three words
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (10:58:56 AM): k
Wave of Lag (10:59:17 AM): i love bukake
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (10:59:22 AM): dear god

[Dr Nick]

Wave of Lag (10:58:37 AM): i bet i can gross you out by saying three words
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (10:58:56 AM): k
Wave of Lag (10:59:17 AM): i love bukake
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (10:59:22 AM): dear godThis one actually made me laugh. Out loud.

it scared people.

[n00b1n8R]

Wave of Lag (10:58:37 AM): i bet i can gross you out by saying three words
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (10:58:56 AM): k
Wave of Lag (10:59:17 AM): i love bukake
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (10:59:22 AM): dear god

I just googled "bukake" to find out what it is.

I fucking hate you now <:mad:>

[Patrickssj6]

Portal Gun Madness:

Patrickssj6 says:
I think my prob was I searched for range
John :: hintity hint hint :: Merit Merit Pass, time for Uni! says:
you want the pistol projecitle
John :: hintity hint hint :: Merit Merit Pass, time for Uni! says:
or the AR
Patrickssj6 says:
...
Patrickssj6 says:
AR
Patrickssj6 says:
right and left click
John :: hintity hint hint :: Merit Merit Pass, time for Uni! says:
ok
Patrickssj6 says:
right first I'll try too again
John :: hintity hint hint :: Merit Merit Pass, time for Uni! says:
ill get left
Patrickssj6 says:
no I wanted left lol
Patrickssj6 says:
nvm I shot right I think
John :: hintity hint hint :: Merit Merit Pass, time for Uni! says:
u said right
John :: hintity hint hint :: Merit Merit Pass, time for Uni! says:
~
Patrickssj6 says:
ok which one do you take
John :: hintity hint hint :: Merit Merit Pass, time for Uni! says:
left
Patrickssj6 says:
ok I'll get right

[Emmzee]

[H2V]Emmzee: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr317Cze3nE&mode=related&search=
FBiXetsuei: DAMNIT
[H2V]Emmzee: AHAHAHAHAHA
[H2V]Emmzee: I WIN
FBiXetsuei: ..
FBiXetsuei: fuck you

EDIT:
[H2V]Emmzee: thanks for the quote.
FBiXetsuei: DAMNIT
FBiXetsuei: FUCK
[H2V]Emmzee: What?
FBiXetsuei: ..
[H2V]Emmzee: I'm complimenting you on the quote you gave me.
FBiXetsuei: ..
FBiXetsuei: i hate you
FBiXetsuei: fuck you

[Emmzee]

<Clorox> Mormons came to my door yesterday
<Clorox> it was humorous
<Kalir> Did you mock them for thinking the seagull is a holy bird?
<Clorox> Seagull is holy for them?
<Clorox> wow
<Kalir> I only found that out recently. It certainly explains why it's the state bird.
<Bradaphraser> heh
<Clorox> The Book of Moron.
<Bradaphraser> what, there aren't a lot of segulls in Utah?
<Clorox> Maybe crows
<Clorox> or vultures
<Kalir> There are. It's just the complete inanity of choosing the shit bomber as the state bird.
<Kalir> Now crows, that I could deal with.
<Bradaphraser> you're just jealous
<Clorox> pigeon is the shit bomber.
<Bradaphraser> you wish it was you dropping poo on the populace below
<Kalir> Seagull is the shit bomber beta release. We don't even get the good sort.
<Clorox> Little birdie in the sky
<Clorox> dropped some whitewash in my eye
<Clorox> I'm not angry, I won't cry
<Clorox> I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
* Clorox steps off stage
<MoneySign> Awwww, that's adorable.
<MoneySign> You're so adorable, Clorox!
<Kalir> Man, I haven't heard that since I was getting mugged by potato-shaped fifth graders.
<Clorox> umm
<Bradaphraser> yes, that's a children's song in America
<MoneySign> Come over here so I can pinch your cheek.
* Clorox backs away
<MoneySign> COME HERE, I SAY!
<Clorox> No!

[Bastinka]

Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: can i quote you on that?
FBiXetsuei: uh
FBiXetsuei: sure?
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: hah!
FBiXetsuei: ??
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: you didn't cuss like you would've to emmzee
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: :d
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: :D
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: I win
FBiXetsuei: .
I was testing out emmzee's ways of the iXet :-3

[teh lag]

SnoopDogg132332 [1:30 P.M.]: oshi
SnoopDogg132332 [1:30 P.M.]: my mind is polluted
SnoopDogg132332 [1:30 P.M.]: i looked at the cell phones alarm clock
SnoopDogg132332 [1:30 P.M.]: as it went off
SnoopDogg132332 [1:30 P.M.]: and when it said
SnoopDogg132332 [1:30 P.M.]: snooze or dismiss
SnoopDogg132332 [1:30 P.M.]: i thought it said sodomize
SnoopDogg132332 [1:30 P.M.]: D:

:lmao:

[Roostervier]

You posted that? D:

Here is something from the same conversation, actually.


[12:37] radumachedon: HAHAHAHAHA
[12:37] radumachedon:
There are 484 people in the U.S. with the last name Wanker.
[12:37] radumachedon: LMFAO
[12:37] SnoopDogg132332: or echelburger, a few generations back of my dads
[12:37] SnoopDogg132332: LMFAP
[12:37] SnoopDogg132332: wait
[12:37] SnoopDogg132332: wtf
[12:37] radumachedon: fap?
[12:37] SnoopDogg132332: LMFAO
[12:37] radumachedon: pun much?
[12:37] SnoopDogg132332: lmfao
[12:37] SnoopDogg132332: nopIt was a typo, not a pun, lol.

[Emmzee]

[H2V]Emmzee: hey
[H2V] Evan: HOLA
[H2V]Emmzee: no French
[H2V]Emmzee: TEE HEE
[H2V] Evan: LOLZ
[H2V]Emmzee: BUTSECHZ?
[H2V] Evan: YES PLZ
[H2V]Emmzee: AWESUM
[H2V] Evan: YAY

[Jay2645]

Lol, these are priceless. Here's 2 from the same conversation with the most random person I know.

Conversation started between UMT~Jay2645 and UMT~Teh Ganon: Mon, Aug 13 20:01:23 2007
[23:11] UMT~Teh Ganon: I <3 cock...mmmm... I'm getting horny just thinking about cock :P
[23:11] UMT~Jay2645: ....
[23:11] UMT~Jay2645: Ganon, this is your sister, right?
[23:11] UMT~Jay2645: Or something?
[23:12] UMT~Jay2645: I'm scared...
[23:14] UMT~Teh Ganon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7gircBV2CE
[23:15] UMT~Jay2645: if this is something involving your gayness then no
[00:10] UMT~Teh Ganon: I licked a funny stamp.
[00:10] UMT~Jay2645: Yeah...
[00:11] UMT~Jay2645: This is almost as insane as you were earlier
[00:11] UMT~Jay2645: Ganon, are you high?
[00:11] UMT~Jay2645: Can I have some crack?
[00:11] UMT~Teh Ganon: sure
[00:12] *UMT~Teh Ganon gives Jay some crack
[00:12] UMT~Jay2645: Thanx
[00:45] UMT~Teh Ganon: <This user is now offline>

[Dr Nick]

[H2V]Emmzee: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr317Cze3nE&mode=related&search=
FBiXetsuei: DAMNIT
[H2V]Emmzee: AHAHAHAHAHA
[H2V]Emmzee: I WIN
FBiXetsuei: ..
FBiXetsuei: fuck you

EDIT:
[H2V]Emmzee: thanks for the quote.
FBiXetsuei: DAMNIT
FBiXetsuei: FUCK
[H2V]Emmzee: What?
FBiXetsuei: ..
[H2V]Emmzee: I'm complimenting you on the quote you gave me.
FBiXetsuei: ..
FBiXetsuei: i hate you
FBiXetsuei: fuck you
I'm gonna go ahead and guess what that is...;)

[Emmzee]

FBiXetsuei: n
[H2V]Emmzee: Why not?
FBiXetsuei: cuz
[H2V]Emmzee: All I wanna do is ravage your asshole
FBiXetsuei: ...
FBiXetsuei: fuck you
[H2V]Emmzee: What?
FBiXetsuei: FUCK OFF
[H2V]Emmzee: Aww, just let me put it in for a second...
FBiXetsuei: i hate you
FBiXetsuei: fuck you

[Bastinka]

FireDragon: u've upset teh firecock now
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: lmao
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: you called yourself firecock
FireDragon: big meany
FireDragon: yes
FireDragon: I HAVE A FUCKING FIRE COCK
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: a red cock?
FireDragon: LMAO
FireDragon: no red pubes
FireDragon: LMAO
FireDragon: ON FIRE BABY
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: rainbow pubes :o)

[Xetsuei]

FBiXetsuei: n
[H2V]Emmzee: Why not?
FBiXetsuei: cuz
[H2V]Emmzee: All I wanna do is ravage your asshole
FBiXetsuei: bye bye

ftfy.

[15:50] Atticusâ„¢: proceed to your nearest forest fire
[15:50] Atticusâ„¢: and diaf
[15:50] FBiXetsuei: diaf
[15:50] Atty: I hate you
[15:50] FBiXetsuei: thats great atty!
[15:50] FBiXetsuei: D.I.L.F
[15:50] Atty: Di in lesbian fornification?
[15:50] Atty: Alright
[15:50] Atty: I'll go for that
[15:51] FBiXetsuei: haha
[15:51] FBiXetsuei: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=D.I.L.F
[15:51] FBiXetsuei: oshi
[15:51] Atty: what
[15:51] Atty: th
[15:51] FBiXetsuei: notice i didnt add the last period
[15:51] Atty: e
[15:51] Atty: fuck
[15:51] FBiXetsuei: hahaha
[15:51] Atty: i
[15:51] Atty: seriously
[15:51] Atty: hope
[15:51] Atty: you
[15:51] Atty: fcuking
[15:51] Atty: die
[15:51] Atty: in
[15:51] FBiXetsuei: ROFL
[15:51] Atty: a
[15:51] Atty: fire
[15:51] Atty: holy shit
[15:51] Atty: wow
[15:51] Atty: disgusting

[Jay2645]

^LOL, that one was good.
[15:50] Atty: Alright
[15:50] Atty: I'll go for that

[Emmzee]

[H2V]Emmzee: BABY YOU AND ME AIN'T NOTHIN BUT MAMMALS
[H2V]Emmzee: SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
(<H2V>) Legionaire: ew

[Bastinka]

Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: k
FBiXetsuei: k
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: k
FBiXetsuei: k
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: k
FBiXetsuei: k
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: k
FBiXetsuei: k
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: k
FBiXetsuei: k
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: k
FBiXetsuei: k
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: quoted and postd on h2v :p
FBiXetsuei: k

[Emmzee]

[H2V]Emmzee: innuendo
[H2V]Emmzee: in-your-end-o
Boba: NO NO NO
Boba: IM NOT LIKE TEEKUP

EDIT:
Boba: i just tried to high five my dad
Boba: and i sat next to him
Boba: on the couch
Boba: and he high fived me
Boba: but his hand
Boba: bounced off
Boba: and smashed my balls
Boba: ;-;
Boba: he was like
Boba: OH SHIT
[H2V]Emmzee: What balls?
Boba: I UCJKING HATE You

[Emmzee]

[H2V]Emmzee: What if there were toilet paper so soft
[H2V]Emmzee: It gave you an ass-gasm?
[H2V]Emmzee: Would you use it?
20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmb

[rossmum]

cb the polarbear (4:52:44 PM): oh yeah, i haven't told you about my latest :gonk: at Virgin Mobile yet
teh rossmum (4:52:51 PM): nope
cb the polarbear (4:52:57 PM): Virgin's a wireless carrier in the USA
cb the polarbear (4:53:04 PM): and they market towards teenagers
teh rossmum (4:53:06 PM): they are everywhere
cb the polarbear (4:53:07 PM): k
cb the polarbear (4:53:18 PM): "IDK my BFF jill" teens
cb the polarbear (4:53:28 PM): or nightlivers
cb the polarbear (4:53:30 PM): anyway
cb the polarbear (4:53:37 PM): i went to get a ringtone from 'em
cb the polarbear (4:53:47 PM): wanted to see if they had some Danzig
cb the polarbear (4:53:52 PM): well, they didn't and that miffed me a bit
cb the polarbear (4:54:08 PM): but i mega-gonked when I read the page sub-header after i did the search
cb the polarbear (4:54:12 PM): it sais
cb the polarbear (4:54:30 PM): "Browse over 10,000 songs, from emo bands to Shakira."
cb the polarbear (4:54:35 PM): "Browse over 10,000 songs, from emo bands to Shakira."
teh rossmum (4:54:54 PM): /wrists.
cb the polarbear (4:54:54 PM): "Browse over 10,000 songs, from EMO BANDS to Shakira."
cb the polarbear (4:55:02 PM): WHAT THE :gonk:
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-gonk.gif

[rossmum]

[01:46] iAtty: WE don't resepct each other, and we are all men, why would we respect a woman?
iAtty (3:47:20 PM): I mean honestly, its not because you are a woman, its because you are on the internet
Atty on sexist jokes. And yes, I'm aware I double-posted.

[Emmzee]

Atty on sexist jokes. And yes, I'm aware I double-posted.
ARE YOU AWARE YOU DOUBLE POSTED

Also,

<techdemon> Guess who just finished a torrent of the ET:QW beta?
<Emmzee> You?
<techdemon> Yes. Now I'll get to play with you!
<Emmzee> ...except you need a beta key to play it
<Emmzee> And if they included one, I'm sure it's already been used.
<Emmzee> You still there?
<Emmzee> Hello?
<techdemon> FUCKOwned.

[Bastinka]

[02:27] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: hey fat chika
[02:27] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: whats your bloody ass up t
[02:27] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: to8
[02:27] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: >_<
[02:27] FBi(DJ)CATNIP: SHUTUP AND LEAVE ME ALONE FAGGOT
[02:27] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: WELL EXCUSE ME!!!
[02:28] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE COMPLIMENTARY TAMPON, NYAH?
[02:28] FBi(DJ)CATNIP: FUCK YOU
[02:28] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: D:

And.

[03:07] FBiXetsuei: http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/
[03:07] FBiXetsuei: LMFAO
[03:07] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: ew
[03:07] FBiXetsuei: watch it
[03:07] FBiXetsuei: lmao
[03:07] FBiXetsuei: im in tears
[03:07] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: k
[03:08] FBiXetsuei: that was hilarious
[03:09] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: wtf
[03:09] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: that was stupid
[03:09] FBiXetsuei: it was hilarious
[03:10] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: not really
[03:10] FBiXetsuei: YES IT IS
[03:10] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: no
[03:10] FBiXetsuei: NOW STFU YOU HORRIBLE FAGGOT WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR
[03:10] FBiXetsuei: :U

And mb some of..

Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: Hey Sir!
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE TAMPON? NYAH?
RED_yoshiie-THCzin-TN-GS: .............
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: NYAH?
RED_yoshiie-THCzin-TN-GS: ................
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: k your loss
RED_yoshiie-THCzin-TN-GS: ok..............

[rossmum]

[17:34] Jon: goddamnit, i hate the news
[17:34] Jon: "Can Dogs Sniff Out Cancer?"
[17:34] Jon: Probably not, you dipshits. Go away.
.

[Bodzilla]

[20:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: god dam man
[20:15] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: my hairs getting longer hey
[20:15] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: :D
[20:15] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: kewl
[20:15] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ya wanna wash it though cause the longer it gets the more greasy it gets so = lolpimples
[20:15] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: soon it will be more dredded then an Azn person driving a 4x4 at night.
[20:15] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lmao
[20:15] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: totally awesome

[DaneO'Roo]

dano555666 (9:50:38 PM): check out this image
SmarterChild (9:50:39 PM): Check out this image? Uh, I don't think so, thanks.
dano555666 (9:50:43 PM): cmon
SmarterChild (9:50:43 PM): Come on yourself.
dano555666 (9:50:47 PM): LOL OK :fap:

[Emmzee]

[H2V]Emmzee: http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=140650&postcount=66
{VI}Palnixia: Dude...you're a loser, lol.
[H2V]Emmzee: ...
[H2V]Emmzee: What.
[H2V]Emmzee: Obviously you didn't read it right.
{VI}Palnixia: I did...you're a loser.
[H2V]Emmzee: ROSSMUM SHALL HEAR OF THIS
{VI}Palnixia: lol
[H2V]Emmzee: ...you don't even know who he is, do you?
{VI}Palnixia: No clue.
[H2V]Emmzee: Die in a fire, mmmk?
What an idiot.

[TeeKup]

What an idiot.

Oh my god that's hilarious.

[Hurrvish]

me: do you know what 5.7x28mm is?
Andrew: its the size of your penis.

[TeeKup]

. says:
I plan on finishing this map, we will see how it turns out
Ryujin says:
que?
. says:
quel
. says:

. says:
you were spelling it wrong it was bothering me ):
Ryujin says:
QUel?
Ryujin says:
im confused
. says:
your saying que as what yes :/
Ryujin says:
yes
. says:
ya
. says:
its quel
Ryujin says:
your map name is Quel
. says:
NO
. says:
que isnt a work
. says:
:/
Ryujin says:
Q
Ryujin says:
U
Ryujin says:
E
Ryujin says:
L
Ryujin says:
I
Ryujin says:
Am
Ryujin says:
COnfused
Ryujin says:
EXPLAIN
Ryujin says:
@_@
. says:
what do you think "que" means?
Ryujin says:
Que is spanish for "what"
. says:
LOL
. says:
who
. says:
whoa*
. says:
I was thinking of a different language
Ryujin says:
wow what the hell were you thinking of

Wow that was a laugh.

[Bastinka]

&#191;Que?

[Bastinka]

Hah double post.

[20:07] <Your current permission level for this room is "Power User">
[20:07] <The room title is now "[H2V]Emmzee: I lick my dads balls">
[20:07] <Today's Message: "4chan.org
">
[20:07] (<H2V>) Legionaire: Hey baby we ain't nothin' but mammels so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

[20:07] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: wtf?
[20:07] (<H2V>) Legionaire: hai silent
[20:07] [H2V]Emmzee: hai
[20:07] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: This gay >:U
[20:07] (<H2V>) Legionaire: Teroh and Legion love Furrys
[20:07] ≤H2V≥Teroh: NO U
[20:07] (<H2V>) Legionaire: furries*
[20:07] [H2V]Emmzee: i envited him :)
[20:07] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: YOU SHARE!
[20:07] (<H2V>) Legionaire: SPELLING BEE!
[20:08] ≤H2V≥Teroh: Teroh and Legion love to fuck each other like furries
[20:08] [H2V]Emmzee: k, spell kat
[20:08] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: k..
[20:08] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: a...
[20:08] [H2V]Emmzee: q
[20:08] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: t..
[20:08] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: FURRIES
[20:08] ≤H2V≥Teroh: {IESNHSRBG
[20:08] ≤H2V≥Teroh: FURRIESSSSSSSSS
[20:08] ≤H2V≥Teroh: FURRIES
[20:08] <The room title is now "[H2V]Emmzee, Teroh and Legion all love furries!">
[20:08] <Today's Message: "This message brought to you by 4chan.org
">
[20:08] (<H2V>) Legionaire: Hey baby we ain't nothin' but mammels so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

[20:08] (<H2V>) Legionaire: Hey baby we ain't nothin' but mammels so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

[20:08] [H2V]Emmzee: gtgfo fag
[20:08] <The room title is now "FURRY CONVENTION">
[20:08] <Today's Message: "4chan">
[20:08] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: posers.
[20:08] ≤H2V≥Teroh: Fuck.
[20:08] (<H2V>) Legionaire: Hey baby we ain't nothin' but mammels so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

[20:09] ≤H2V≥Teroh: i fuck men
[20:09] [H2V]Emmzee: who here saw the retarded kids I posted?
[20:09] (<H2V>) Legionaire: CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT!
[20:09] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: stfu legionaire poser.
[20:09] (<H2V>) Legionaire: cocks
[20:09] ≤H2V≥Teroh: THAT WOULD BE TEROH
[20:09] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: Who are you all D:
[20:09] ≤H2V≥Teroh: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
[20:09] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: I'm the only real me!
[20:09] (<H2V>) Legionaire: who am I?
[20:09] ≤H2V≥Teroh: PIECE OF SHIT
[20:09] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: >:U
[20:09] (<H2V>) Legionaire: I dont know
[20:09] Zig: its up my ass
[20:09] [H2V]Emmzee: niggers!
[20:09] ≤H2V≥Teroh: I LOVE NIGGERS
[20:09] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: Emmzee = Llama
Legionaire = Some poser
Teroh = Some poser?
[20:09] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: wtf is goin on
[20:09] [H2V]Emmzee: me too <3
[20:09] (<H2V>) Legionaire: =(
[20:09] ≤H2V≥Teroh: Poser.
[20:10] ≤H2V≥Teroh: I like penis
[20:10] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: gtfo my internets
[20:10] (<H2V>) Legionaire: what what
[20:10] [H2V]Emmzee: ^
[20:10] [H2V]Emmzee: in the butt
[20:10] ≤H2V≥Teroh: EMMZEE IS STRAIGHT
[20:10] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: goatse
[20:10] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: now gtfo
[20:10] (<H2V>) Legionaire: hai guiz lets goe play cs:s
[20:10] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: emmzee is whatever shia la buff is
[20:10] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: or whatever
[20:10] (<H2V>) Legionaire: Hey baby we ain't nothin' but mammels so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

[20:10] ≤H2V≥Teroh: FUCK YEAH
[20:10] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: Wheres the real legionaire?
[20:10] ≤H2V≥Teroh: Me.
[20:10] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: No.
[20:10] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: >:U
[20:10] ≤H2V≥Teroh: Fuck yes I am.
[20:10] (<H2V>) Legionaire: its him
[20:10] ≤H2V≥Teroh: Mother fuckefr
[20:11] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: I'm spartacus
[20:11] (<H2V>) Legionaire: im teroh
[20:11] ≤H2V≥Teroh: Fuck me like a danimal
[20:11] (<H2V>) Legionaire: and emmzee
[20:11] (<H2V>) Legionaire: and llama
[20:11] (<H2V>) Legionaire: and silentwind
[20:11] (<H2V>) Legionaire: Hey baby we ain't nothin' but mammels so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

[20:11] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: your not me
[20:11] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: stfu
[20:11] (<H2V>) Legionaire: =( =( =(
[20:11] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: you cant model >:U
[20:11] Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL: ska-rub
[20:11] ≤H2V≥Teroh: FURRY
[20:11] ≤H2V≥Teroh: FURRY

Some sort of fag convention I got invited to D:
Dunno who was the real-real person and who wasn't

[Teroh]

Hah double post.


Some sort of fag convention I got invited to D:
Dunno who was the real-real person and who wasn'tHahaha yeah my name was Å*îlñâ€*WndPL at the time.

[~ZMT~Trace]

Hahaha yeah my name was Å*îlñâ€*WndPL at the time.


Pix or it didnt happen.

[Teroh]

Pix or it didnt happen.
I was Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL
Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL was Š&#238;l&#241;†WndPL
Emmzee was ≤H2V≥Teroh
Legionaire was (<H2V>) Legionaire
And someone else was Emmzee, can't remember who.

[LlamaMaster]

LlamaMaster says:
your so full of it ^_^
Ki11a_FTW says:
>nothing
Ki11a_FTW says:
yeah
Ki11a_FTW says:
full of cum
Ki11a_FTW says:
D:
LlamaMaster says:
ewww

[Bastinka]

I was Å*îlñâ€*WndPL
Å*îlñâ€*WndPL was Å*îlñâ€*WndPL
Emmzee was ≤H2V≥Teroh
Legionaire was (<H2V>) Legionaire
And someone else was Emmzee, can't remember who.
:confused2: Wot?

[Emmzee]

<gr0sb33k> YO! IT'S THE GREEN MACHINE
<Emmzee> GONNA ROCK THE TOWN WITHOUT BEING SEEN
<gr0sb33k> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A TURTLE GET DOWN?
<Emmzee> SLAMMIN' JAMMIN' WITH THE NEW SWING SOUND
<gr0sb33k> YEAH EVERYBODY LET'S MOVE
<Emmzee> VANILLA IS HERE WITH THE NEW JACK GROOVE
<gr0sb33k> GONNA ROCK AND ROLL THE PLACE
<Emmzee> WITH THE POWER OF THE NINJA TURTLE BASS
<gr0sb33k> ICEMAN, YA KNOW I'M NOT PLAYIN'
<Emmzee> DEVASTATE THE SHOW WHILE THE TURTLES ARE SAYIN'
<gr0sb33k> NINJA, NINJA RAP
<Emmzee> NINJA, NINJA RAP
<gr0sb33k> GO GO GO GO
<Emmzee> GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO!
<gr0sb33k> GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO!
<Emmzee> GO GO GO GO!
<Guru_Meditation> What the fuck are you doing?
<Emmzee> THANKS FOR RUINING THE SONG DOUCHEBAG
<Guru_Meditation> That was a song?
<Emmzee> YES FOOL
<gr0sb33k> THE MOTHERFUCKING NINJA RAP
<gr0sb33k> BY THE MASTER OF CEREMONIES, VANILLA FACE!
<Emmzee> Vanilla Ice*
<Emmzee> :fail:
<techdemon> ahahahahahaha

[~ZMT~Trace]

Rape Kat: Emmzee?
Rape Kat: Where
Rape Kat: i dun see him
Legionaire45: hello emzzee the rapist cat
Legionaire45: i is can has grammar?
Rape Kat: which one
Legionaire45: both
Rape Kat: IM THE REAL RAPER KAT
Rape Kat: NO I AM
Rape Kat: O ME
Legionaire45: NO I AM
Rape Kat: DON'T BELIEVE THIS...THIS...IMPOSTER!
Rape Kat: NO ME
Rape Kat: I AM
Rape Kat: NO ME
Rape Kat: I AM
Rape Kat: GONNA TAKE A CHICKEN & STICK IT IN YER EYE!
Rape Kat: NO ME
Rape Kat: I'M GONNA TAKE A CHICKEN & STICK IT IN YER EYE!
Rape Kat: NO ME
Rape Kat: I AM RAPE KAT, AND I WATCH BUKKAKE WITH TEROH
Rape Kat: AND I WATCH FURRY PORN WITH LEGION
Rape Kat: :3
Rape Kat: NO I DO NOT
Rape Kat: YES I DO
Rape Kat: WHAT IS GOING ON?
Rape Kat: THIS IS MADDNESS
Legionaire45: eh?
Rape Kat: I AM WATCHING PORN WITH LEGION AND TEROH
Rape Kat: IT'S FURRY BUKKAKE
Rape Kat: IS IT THE HOT LEDBO I DLED EARLER TODAY?
Rape Kat: NO WAI

madness...

[Emmzee]

Rape Kat: hi
Emmzee: wanna fuck?
Rape Kat: sure

[~ZMT~Trace]

Rape Kat: hi
Emmzee: wanna fuck?
Rape Kat: sure


LIES AND BULLSHIT.

[Ki11a_FTW]

LlamaMaster says:
your so full of it ^_^
Ki11a_FTW says:
>nothing
Ki11a_FTW says:
yeah
Ki11a_FTW says:
full of cum
Ki11a_FTW says:
D:
LlamaMaster says:
ewww

you didnt post the part after that

[Emmzee]

20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): pair of germans reckon they've broken c
Emmzee: Finally, I can complete the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs!

[rossmum]

[16:31] Jon: we got together on one map, me BARing, his with his garand, ninja'd about six krauts in this one building, stole a 42, and commenced great success upon the fascist cock suckers from their own vantage point
[16:31] Jon: *he with his
[16:31] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): cod 2 and 3 don't look like they take a ton of skill
[16:31] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): but they still look fairly fun
[16:31] Jon: they're very fun
[16:32] Jon: the console aspect, controller etc. and the fact that lag is non-existant in all forms, makes it kind of too easy for me
[16:32] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): lol
[16:32] Jon: i dont even know how many times i ran into some mouth-breathing knuckle-dragging asshole who wouldn't know instinct if it bit his dick off
[16:33] Jon: reloading at two feet distance from the enemy, instead of rifle butting to hell and back
[16:33] Jon: i knocked some many jaws in i could have came if knocking jaws were the same as getting deep throated
I love this guy.

[Emmzee]

Emmzee: woo
Emmzee: I broke 6 posts per day
20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): lol
Emmzee: I'm half the post whore you are
Emmzee: I guess your posts per day is an indication of how much you'd make per blowjob on the streets of Hong Kong.
20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): lmao
.

[rossmum]

[16:49] Emmzee: i was going to a class in 10th grade
[16:49] Emmzee: and right at the entrance to the stairwell, time froze
[16:49] Emmzee: and the next thing i know, someone's yelling at me to move
[16:49] Emmzee: i was like "LAAAG"
[16:50] Emmzee: and I sued God for providing horrible space-time service
[16:50] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): lmao
[16:50] Emmzee: I got an upgraded service for free
:v

[rossmum]

Thread needs more post.


[03:53] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: some lady just called
[03:53] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: from the cancer society or something
[03:53] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: I was like, "Look lady, I don't support cancer. It's a horrible disease."
[03:53] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: then i hung up on her
Totally worth the double.

[n00b1n8R]

FIX YOUR AVATAR ROSS D:

Pooky: I dont have the skillz this guy has yet D:
Pooky: this guy plays Halo 2 like I play Halo 1
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: totally shit?
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :hurr:
Pooky: yeah, considering I can pwn yer noob ass in aussie servers :downs:
Pooky: but no, I meant the single player
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :saddowns:

[Vernancelet]

My quote would be, "There is a shit load of nothing!" xD

[Emmzee]

My quote would be, "There is a shit load of nothing!" xD
No.




I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: So this guy i know wondered why there were flavored condomes
≤H2V≥Teroh: ... Lol.
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: he said "Can the vagina taste or what?"
≤H2V≥Teroh: Yeah I'm wondering that too.
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: So I laughed at him, stole his lunch money, and fucked his mom.
≤H2V≥Teroh: Hahaha

[Teroh]

≤H2V≥Teroh: Wanna fuck?
Emmzee: ok

[Emmzee]

I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: i only got banned from 2 CS servers today
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: a record low!
20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): lmao
.

[Masterz1337]

BobaTheFett76: also if i ever get a girlfriend thats hot and you want to fap to i'd totally do it for you

[n00b1n8R]

DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: hi
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: hi
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: how are you
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: how are you
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: lmfao
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: lmfao
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: man your so fucking sexy
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: man your so fucking sexy
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: wow, thanks :D
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: wow, thanks :D
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: i've wanted you for so long
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: i've wanted you for so long
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: lets cyber
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: lets cyber
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: k
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: k
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: >:-D
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: >:-D

lol@xfire clan chat :3

[TeeKup]

Ekarus says:
I was trying to recreat the rocket in G-Mod
Ekarus says:
damn good fun
Ryujin says:
o:
Ekarus says:
I had the same problems the russians did
Ryujin says:
too many engines
Ekarus says:
I didn't know what the hell I was doing
Ryujin says:
LOL


Ekarus says:
You haven't even gotten to the launch yet
Ekarus says:
I figured I would fuck up the first... 80 times or so
Ekarus says:
so I biult in an abort switch (4 2 foot long sticks of dynimite strapped to the main fule tank)
Ryujin says:
LOL
Ekarus says:
First launch, I pressed the wrong button, 5 Crew Dead, 2 Vortigons, and 12 meidcs
Ryujin says:
what the hell is a vortigon
Ekarus says:
Aliens in Half Life, the good aliens
Ryujin says:
oh
Ekarus says:
well
Ekarus says:
Half Life there the bad aliens,m Half Life 2 there the good aliens
Ekarus says:
like halo
Ekarus says:
HL2 came out first though...
Ryujin says:
OH YEAH
Ryujin says:
THOSE ONE EYED GUESS
Ekarus says:
yeah
Ryujin says:
green looks like ET
Ekarus says:
anyway
Ekarus says:
Second time I pressed the right button
Ekarus says:
it went up about three feet and went back down
Ryujin says:
lulz
Ekarus says:
then I aborted it
Ekarus says:
Next launch I changed the design, it took off and blew up on the pad
Ekarus says:
didn't get off the pad
Ekarus says:
so I aborted
Ekarus says:
next launch I boosted the Thruster force
Ekarus says:
IT took off started going right
Ekarus says:
I was like "yay! it worked!"
Ekarus says:
then suddenly it started getting bigger
Ryujin says:
Oh god
Ekarus says:
I was like "what the fu.... SHIT!!! RUN!"
Ryujin says:
XDDDD
Ekarus says:
I jumpped off the roof
Ekarus says:
it landed and I hit the remote abort
Ryujin says:
XD
Ekarus says:
killed a vortigon, the whole EMS crew, and took half my health
Ekarus says:
wiped out the launch control
Ekarus says:
after that I finaly got one to work right
Ekarus says:
it flew streight up
Ekarus says:
and then I landed it
Ekarus says:
And set up the warhead
Ryujin says:
:0
Ekarus says:
Got a nuke det-pack set up for 30 seconds
Ekarus says:
I went to arm it, and I missed
Ekarus says:
it hit the ground and I was like "SHIT!"
Ryujin says:
XD
Ekarus says:
I ran for the pre-prepared bunker
Ekarus says:
ran like hell
Ekarus says:
20 seconds later It went off
Ekarus says:
I come back with the HEV suit on high and the rocket was gone, my comment:
Well, the nuke works
Ryujin says:
ROFL


Ekarus says:
Big Brains = Big Toys
Little Brains = Little, Fast Toys

[Emmzee]

Oh shit, I am on here?
OH MY GOD A GIRL THAT ISN'T AEROWYN!

Get the nets!

[n00b1n8R]

I call shotgun :awesome:

[TeeKup]

Hannah get online fool.

[n00b1n8R]

A- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: nigger :D
>:UJ-----<: EY NIGGER
>:UJ-----<: nigs are blak
>:UJ-----<: wut chu want
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: lulz
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: gime >:U
>:UJ-----<: u want lolz
>:UJ-----<: ok
>:UJ-----<: so
>:UJ-----<: WHY
>:UJ-----<: ?
>:UJ-----<: ARE YOU SURE U CAN HANDLE IT
>:UJ-----<: D:
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: i don't know D:
>:UJ-----<: ALL CAPS
>:UJ-----<: IS NECESSARY
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: OH NOEZ
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: SORRY
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: D:
>:UJ-----<: FOR LULZ TO BE MADE
>:UJ-----<: SECOND
>:UJ-----<: YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOUR
>:UJ-----<: CAPABLE OF HANDLING MY LULZ
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: I RAPED YOUR DOG
>:UJ-----<: BY LETTING ME SHIT ON YOUR CHEST
>:UJ-----<: WHITE 4 ASIANS JACK OFF WITH PINTO BEANS
>:UJ-----<: INTO YOUR EYES
>:UJ-----<: THEN A HORSE
>:UJ-----<: RAMS A 40 INCH STRAPON UP YOUR ASS
>:UJ-----<: WHILE U SIT ON A ROLLING PIN WITH NAILS IN IT
>:UJ-----<: THINK YOUR CAN DO IT?
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: that it?
>:UJ-----<: YES
>:UJ-----<: THEN
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: you don't know kinky till you play with zilla
>:UJ-----<: YOU HAVE TO PUT
>:UJ-----<: PEANUT BUTTER ON YOUR DICK
>:UJ-----<: AND LET UR DOG SUCK U OFF
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: i don't have a dog D:
>:UJ-----<: GET ONE
>:UJ-----<: AND RAPE IT
>:UJ-----<: ORALLY
>:UJ-----<: HARD
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: WHAT BREAD
>:UJ-----<: OR MEDIUM
>:UJ-----<: DOBERMAN
>:UJ-----<: U DONE EYT?
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: BUT I LIKE PITBULLS
>:UJ-----<: WELL GET A FUCKING DOBERMAN
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: NO
>:UJ-----<: OR ILL FORCE U TO EAT USED TAMPONS
>:UJ-----<: GO 69 A RHINO
>:UJ-----<: ALSO
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: COCKS
>:UJ-----<: NO
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: POLAND
>:UJ-----<: BLOATED
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: POLAND
>:UJ-----<: FUCK POLAND
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: WITH COCKS
>:UJ-----<: HITLER RECTALLY INVADED
>:UJ-----<: THAT COUNTRY
>:UJ-----<: ALONG WITH
>:UJ-----<: THE UK
>:UJ-----<: IN THE 40'S
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: ALSO MEXICO
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: YESSSSSSSS
>:UJ-----<: FUCK SPICS
>:UJ-----<: THE INGREDIANTS TO A MEXICAN
>:UJ-----<: ARE SAND DIRT
>:UJ-----<: AND LAZYNESS
>:UJ-----<: HURRY HUP AND GET THAT DOG
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: BUT I WANT A LOLCAT
>:UJ-----<: OR ILL HAVE 3 OLD MEN EMPTY THEIR COLOSTOMY BAGS ONTO YOUR FACE
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: I'LL MAKE HTEM GOATSE YOU
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: NASALY
>:UJ-----<: NO
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: YES
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: HAHA
>:UJ-----<: LET ME BREAK UR LEGS
>:UJ-----<: AND MAKE U BEG
>:UJ-----<: FOR ME TO BLOW MY RED WHITE AND BLUE LOAD ALL IN YOUR EYES
>:UJ-----<: ONEC IM OUT OF HOLES TO FUCK
>:UJ-----<: ILL START STABBING YOUR NEW ONES
>:UJ-----<: AND FUCKING THEM
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: that doesn't sound verry nice :<
>:UJ-----<: YEES IT DOES
>:UJ-----<: FUCK IM PLAYING HALO
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: k i has my dog
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: and it's sucking my peanut dick
>:UJ-----<: THERES SOMETHING
>:UJ-----<: IN MY PANTS
>:UJ-----<: AND IT WANTS TO GO IN YOUR MOUTH
>:UJ-----<: OPEN WIDE
>:UJ-----<: I GOTTA SHIT
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: i do love a foot
>:UJ-----<: *badlink*
>:UJ-----<: IM A SCAT MAN
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: *badlink*
>:UJ-----<: *badlink*
>:UJ-----<: *badlink*
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: i see through your attempts to trick me -'_-'
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: i see through them
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: WITH MY XRAY LAZAR SHOOTING EARS
>:UJ-----<: FUCK U
>:UJ-----<: IM PLAYING HALO
>:UJ-----<: >: U
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: kaymy first attempt at having a conversation with mech :3

[Pooky]

Mine usually end up that way ...

[Bodzilla]

strangely mine dont :)

[Emmzee]

I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: she'd want a threesome
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: the little slut
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: plus, isnt she like twelve?
>:UJ-----<: she's 14
>:UJ-----<: :|
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: I'd hit it.
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: WITH A CAR!

[Agamemnon]

[H2V] Agamemnon: hell, that was like my fifth time playing and I had a 1:1 ratio
[H2V] Agamemnon: but Jesus, Ross
[H2V] Agamemnon: you had like 1:4
[H2V] Agamemnon: 20 kills and 80 deaths lol
20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): i'm having trouble hitting anything
[H2V] Agamemnon: What exactly is your tactic?
[H2V] Agamemnon: Just run out there and shoot at anything that moves?
20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): more or less

[Archon23]

Hey I have the same tactic as ross, but I have your ratio most of the time.

[rossmum]

Oh, Aga - game after I was 1:1 until about 30, finished 1:2. I suck horribly at standard CS and even worse at GG, though it's still pretty fun so long as I'm playing with people I know. Slower games like RO... now that's a different story altogether.

[Archon23]

Would someone please tell me what RO is? All I'm getting from my searches is Ragnarock Online no matter how detailed it is.

[rossmum]

Red Orchestra: Ostfront 41-45. If I ever say 'RO', that's what I'm talking about.

[Agamemnon]

Oh, Aga - game after I was 1:1 until about 30, finished 1:2. I suck horribly at standard CS and even worse at GG, though it's still pretty fun so long as I'm playing with people I know. Slower games like RO... now that's a different story altogether.
I bet you joined CN's team after I left. :P

For me, I love fast-paced action. FEAR and Quake III Arena are among my favorite multiplayer games. After playing a few rounds with those games and then I fire up a game like Halo, I feel like I'm moving at the speed of the Slowski's.

And, then again, it also depends on how each game scores someone. Halo CTF ranks people in-game by flag captures and then kills, but since we actually go by ratios, it doesn't matter if you have 100 kills and 100 deaths, because that's still just a 1:1 (which isn't that bad for an average player).

Wait, I think I know what to write about next...

[Emmzee]

Atty: NEGATIVE
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: AFFIRMATIVE
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: ROGER THAT.
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: ENEMY DOWN.
Atty: GO GO GO
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: NEGATIVE.
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: YOU TAKE THE POINT.
Atty: GET OUT OF THERE ITS GOING TO BLOW
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: AFFIRMATIVE.
Atty: FOLLOW ME
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: ROGER THAT
Atty: GET IN POSITION AND WAIT FOR MY GO
Atty: GOGOGO
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: NEGATIVE
Atty: I'M IN POSITION
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: REPORT IN, TEAM
Atty: REPORTING IN
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: ROGER THAT
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: COVER ME!
Atty: NEGATIVE
Atty: NEED BACKUP
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: NEGATIVE.

[Agamemnon]

Got two of em!

Same team, asshole!

What a mess!

[Emmzee]

[H2V] Agamemnon: Hey, if he has to fuck a wall socket to get it back up, then I would not put it past the world's biggest post whore.
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: lol

[Agamemnon]

I knew you'd quote that.

[Ki11a_FTW]

HDoan- "When the rich wage war it's the poor who die" says:
ok

HDoan- "When the rich wage war it's the poor who die" says:

I riped everything in zanzibar


noooooooooo!!!

[rossmum]

He riped everything in Zanzibar? :raise:

[Dr Nick]

The underlined part is important.


[07:16] »ƒƒ«ĴЄÃ�ĬŃЭŜÅ*: It won't
[07:16] =DG=�® Ñï©K: rofl
[07:16] =DG=�® Ñï©K: Go to the next tab
[07:16] =DG=�® Ñï©K: And end the process
[07:16] »ƒƒ«ĴЄÃ�ĬŃЭŜÅ*: I know
[07:16] »ƒƒ«ĴЄÃ�ĬŃЭŜÅ*: I'm not as stupid as I lead on too be
[07:16] =DG=�® Ñï©K: Yes you are! :haw:
[07:17] =DG=�® Ñï©K: lol jk
[07:17] »ƒƒ«ĴЄÃ�ĬŃЭŜÅ*: k
[07:17] =DG=�® Ñï©K: Hmmmmmmm.
[07:17] »ƒƒ«ĴЄÃ�ĬŃЭŜÅ*: Dunno wy I act stupid
[07:17] =DG=�® Ñï©K: Did something happen when yu installed it?
[07:17] »ƒƒ«ĴЄÃ�ĬŃЭŜÅ*: Um yeah
[07:17] »ƒƒ«ĴЄÃ�ĬŃЭŜÅ*: It installed
[07:17] »ƒƒ«ĴЄÃ�ĬŃЭŜÅ*: :O
[07:17] =DG=�® Ñï©K: ...
[07:17] =DG=�® Ñï©K: Don't make me kill you
[07:17] »ƒƒ«ĴЄÃ�ĬŃЭŜÅ*: And I disabled all shortcuts so mom wouldnt find it
[07:18] =DG=�® Ñï©K: lulz
[07:18] »ƒƒ«ĴЄÃ�ĬŃЭŜÅ*: OOOOO XIRE IS ON ERE
[07:18] <This user is now offline>

[n00b1n8R]

Why does everyone on IM clients feel the need to use a bunch of stupid symbols in their name. they serve no purpose but to make your name harder to read >__>

[rossmum]

I think they're trying to be unique.

[Dr Nick]

No, I'm trying to make sure people don't rip off my name.

A lot of people think I'm a homophobic, racist, sexist bastard because idiots take my name and run around ruining my already horrible reputation for it.

[rossmum]

Who cares? It's not like filling it with alt codes makes any difference whatsoever...

[Bodzilla]

Why does everyone on IM clients feel the need to use a bunch of stupid symbols in their name. they serve no purpose but to make your name harder to read >__>
yeah and another thing.

why do people put numbers in there names, it just makes them harder to read and serves no purpose.
like, whats that all about :rolleyes:

[Dr Nick]

Who cares? It's not like filling it with alt codes makes any difference whatsoever...Actually, it does. I haven't seen anyone with my username since I put alt codes in it.

[n00b1n8R]

yeah and another thing.

why do people put numbers in there names, it just makes them harder to read and serves no purpose.
like, whats that all about :rolleyes:

At the risk of repeating myself, I'll explain it again.

I used to be called n00binator but when I joined my first clan (I can't remember which :3) I couldn't fit my clan tag and my name. hence I shortend it to n00b1n8R.

mmk?

also, who cares if someone steals your name? get a more origional one next time >__>