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Mass
September 30th, 2007, 12:52 AM
[23:45] Massacre: you don't even get my avatar
[23:45] ! UMT-Teh Ganon !: yes i do
[23:45] Massacre: ?
[23:45] ! UMT-Teh Ganon !: its too much work
[23:46] Massacre: no, that would be an incomplete conclusion
[23:46] ! UMT-Teh Ganon !: im going to clone and fix his eyes
[23:46] ! UMT-Teh Ganon !: but how woud i do taht with my eyes closed :l
[23:46] ! UMT-Teh Ganon !: yeah
[23:46] ! UMT-Teh Ganon !: its too much work to make it better it sucks so bad
[23:46] ! UMT-Teh Ganon !: SEE!>!>!>
[23:47] Massacre: no
[23:47] Massacre: its from a movie cock marauder
[23:47] ! UMT-Teh Ganon !: oh my...
[23:48] Massacre: rofl
[23:48] Massacre: the movie isn't cock marauder
[23:48] Massacre: you are A cock marauder
You see, I meant to call him a cock marauder and then made it sound like it was the movie I was talking about. hehe, awkward.
Skiiran
September 30th, 2007, 07:36 AM
[04:27] Восстание декабристов: Dude.
[04:27] Восстание декабристов: SO MANY PERIODS IN THESE DESCRIPTIONS OF BAD FANFICTIONS.
[04:27] Восстание декабристов: It's like.
[04:28] Восстание декабристов: LEUKOCYTE......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ................................
[04:28] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): ...
[04:28] Восстание декабристов: CELLS.
[04:28] Восстание декабристов: Yes, it is that time of the day, dammit.
[04:28] Восстание декабристов: The time where I get mad at horrible fanfiction.
[04:28] Восстание декабристов: OH GOD BROTHERLY INCEST WHAT THE SHIT MAN.
[04:29] Восстание декабристов: Hand me that energy sword.
[04:29] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): WHAT SHIT FUCK NO AUGH
[04:29] Восстание декабристов: I need to burn my eyes.
[04:29] Восстание декабристов: I wouldn't be surprised if one of us has tourette's
[04:29] Восстание декабристов: Oh, oh, it gets better.
[04:30] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): shhh for jsut a sec
[04:30] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): *just
[04:30] Восстание декабристов: Now they're ending in difficulty-levels to erase colored pencils.
>>
<<
tl;dr, I hate bad fanfiction.
Phobias
September 30th, 2007, 08:33 AM
While watching the credits of halo 3.
Luke: *bursts out in laughter*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT?
Luke: I wrote halo, hahahahaa
Me: no you didn't, stop lieing you dirty bastard
Luke: my name is in the credits under "writers" see! 'Luke Smith'
HA! I WROTE HALO, YOU SUCK BALLS.
Me: hahahahahahahahaha, your a tard.
Luke: I still wrote halo though.....tard.
Reaper Man
September 30th, 2007, 12:02 PM
The Ivanator says:
lmao
if all girls masturbated, the world would be a better, more logical place
but nooo
El Christo says:
lol
The Ivanator says:
they let all the pressure build up
and vent on everybody else
n00b1n8R
October 2nd, 2007, 04:43 AM
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: so dad's being all macho
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: doing pushups
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: so i run out there and start singing eye of the tiger
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: lawl
Bodzilla
October 2nd, 2007, 05:31 AM
Zilla: WTF? Theres someone playing around with my crotch area... :S
Stryter: Yeah, I do that all the time. :D
zilla & Phobias: hahahahahahhahaahahhaa *breaths in* hahahahahahhahahaa *faints* *laughs while in coma* HAHAHAHAHA
it was a night of Epic lols
Phobias
October 2nd, 2007, 06:35 AM
On trilo
will keep name a secret : I need a longer mic cord so I can reach my bong from my chair!
rossmum
October 2nd, 2007, 08:53 AM
rossmum: CAN I PLAY WITH MADNESS
Dahaloman: NO
rossmum: wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
rossmum: oh
rossmum: snap
rossmum: :(
Dahaloman: YOU MUST PLAY WITH SPARTAAAA
:v
Skiiran
October 2nd, 2007, 11:29 PM
:v
Rossmum.
God, yes.
p0lar_bear
October 3rd, 2007, 02:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks6ubQzfasQ
Emmzee
October 3rd, 2007, 08:35 PM
:v
Good song.
Also, :awesome:
Rob Oplawar
October 4th, 2007, 11:33 PM
Wave of Lag (6:44:51 PM): im tirrrrrrrreeddddd
Wave of Lag returned at 7:31:41 PM.
Wave of Lag went away at 7:31:45 PM.
Rob Oplawar (7:48:59 PM): NOISE!
Auto Response from Wave of Lag (7:48:59 PM): as my mind slips off into odyssey, entering an inner cozmos of infinite wonder, preparing to embark on an excellent journey to fill all senses, it is yet again interrupted by you IM'ing me, causing a loud notification. jerk.
yes, i do understand the comma splices. I'm not english-retarded---just too sleep deprived to care!
Rob Oplawar (7:49:02 PM): AIM ALERT!
Rob Oplawar (7:49:04 PM): WAKE UP
Wave of Lag (7:49:08 PM): huhwha
Rob Oplawar (7:49:13 PM): wol
Rob Oplawar (7:49:14 PM): wol
Rob Oplawar (7:49:14 PM): wol
Rob Oplawar (7:49:14 PM): wol
Rob Oplawar (7:49:15 PM): wol
Rob Oplawar (7:49:15 PM): wol
Wave of Lag (7:49:15 PM): what
Rob Oplawar (7:49:18 PM): hi
Rob Oplawar (7:49:21 PM): XD
Wave of Lag (7:49:22 PM): WHAT?
Rob Oplawar (7:49:27 PM): hi
Wave of Lag (7:49:31 PM): fuck you
Rob Oplawar (7:49:33 PM): XD XD
I'm so mean.
n00b1n8R
October 5th, 2007, 04:38 AM
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: NEED MOAR PEOPLE
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: HOW MANY THERE
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: 1
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: IT IS GROSS YOU ARE GROSS
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: BUT ITS FUN
also
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: typing with 1 hand suxors
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: i thought you'd be used to it :3
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: oh snap
Vernancelet
October 5th, 2007, 05:34 PM
Lol heres mine. Its in the sinature. ^^
rossmum
October 5th, 2007, 11:59 PM
Uh... right.
Pooky
October 6th, 2007, 12:30 AM
Pooky: It's what's inside that counts
Sylvilagus Cygnus: LOL!
Pooky: and don't take that out of context
Pooky: ...shit
.
Bodzilla
October 6th, 2007, 10:17 AM
Me and Dano watching the movie the island
[22:12] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: HOLLY SHIT
[22:12] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: THEY JUST KILLED THE BACK DUDE
FOR HIS LIVER
[22:12] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: HOLLY SHIT!
[22:12] Ð4ÑØ *: yep
[22:12] Ð4ÑØ *: >_>
[22:12] Ð4ÑØ *: this movies tripped
[22:12] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: i fucking reckon
[22:12] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: i was like um kay?
[22:12] Ð4ÑØ *: it's like as if everyone there exists as a organ storage and baby donation facility
[22:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: :O
[22:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: i reckon
[22:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: weird O_o
[22:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: THE BLACK DUDE
[22:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: NOES!
[22:13] Ð4ÑØ *: D:
[22:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: he coulda been cool
[22:13] Ð4ÑØ *: he put up a bit of a fight lol
[22:13] Ð4ÑØ *: big tank dude
[22:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: i know why they used a black dude
[22:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: there racist >:U
[22:13] Ð4ÑØ *: LOL
[22:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: cant stand to see a white man being used
[22:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: Niggas >:U
[22:13] Ð4ÑØ *: yeha
[22:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: xD
[22:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: but >:U
[22:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: at the same time O-o
[22:13] Ð4ÑØ *: maybe its people who prove to be really healthy
[22:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: or really black
[22:14] Ð4ÑØ *: or if someone needs a kidney of a certain blood type
[22:14] Ð4ÑØ *: rofl
[22:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: of a certain black type >:U
[22:14] Ð4ÑØ *: LMfao
[22:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: Racists
[22:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: :'(
[22:15] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: i'll weep for u
[22:15] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: blackest dude on earth ;__;
[22:15] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: ANYWAY
[22:15] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: i got pizza :S
[22:15] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: that needs eating
[22:15] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: and tv that needs more black ppl getting livers stolenz
[22:15] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: so then i'll be happy
[22:15] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: cause thats what i want to see >:U
[22:15] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: GOT IT? >:U
[22:16] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: back nxt add break :D
[22:24] Ð4ÑØ *: DUM DUM DUMMMMM
[22:38] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: BITCHIN
[22:38] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: SHE"S STEALING MAH DRINKs
[22:38] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: I'm on the fuckign can >:U
[22:38] Ð4ÑØ *: loa
[22:38] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: taking a dump
[22:38] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: "wheres"?
[22:38] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: >_____>
[22:38] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: go that direction... u know... like away from me
[22:38] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: leave her
[22:39] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: i'll look after her >:D
[22:39] Ð4ÑØ *: lmao
[22:39] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: xD
[22:39] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: dum be dum dum dum
[22:39] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: needs more black ppl :D
[22:39] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: and biker gangs
[22:39] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: everythings cooler with biker gangs >: D
[22:40] Ð4ÑØ *: lol
[22:40] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: dude
[22:40] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: have u ever had
[22:40] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: a Half frozen ginger beer slushy?
[22:40] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: my brother opened one
[22:41] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: never drank it and put it in the fridge
[22:41] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: and it was like partly frozen O_o
[22:41] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: anyway
[22:41] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: i go to take a sip
[22:41] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: Felt like somone had cummed in Can and gave it to me as a refreshment
[22:41] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: i was like O_o
[22:41] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: but now it's awesome :D
[22:54] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: :O!
[22:54] Ð4ÑØ *: :o
[22:54] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: THTA dude GOT SHOT
[22:54] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: NOES :massive gonk:
[22:54] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: D:!
[22:55] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: ;__;
[22:55] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: poor little jimmy
[22:55] Ð4ÑØ *: yeah that dudes mad
[22:55] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: JIMMY NOE!
[22:55] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: i cant rmember his name
[22:55] Ð4ÑØ *: hes always a mad dude when hes in movies
[22:55] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: it's jimmy alright k? K
[22:55] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: Gimme ;__;
[22:55] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: thats allmose jimmy
[22:55] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: but Where the fuck do i know him from?
[23:10] Ð4ÑØ *: ahaa
[23:11] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: NEURO U DIRTY WHORE >:U
[23:11] Ð4ÑØ *: hahaha
[23:11] Ð4ÑØ *: XD
[23:11] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: Bitchz stealing Mah Wasps
[23:11] Ð4ÑØ *: lolololol
[23:11] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: Black bastard >:U
[23:11] Ð4ÑØ *: how many times
[23:11] Ð4ÑØ *: have i heard
[23:11] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: i'mma cut him up and use his liver >:U
[23:11] Ð4ÑØ *: "the wasp is hte most original and best CE vehicle ever"
[23:11] Ð4ÑØ *: looooooal
[23:11] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: xD
[23:12] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: i was like wasps?
[23:12] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: :O!
[23:12] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: :O!!!!!!!!!!
>:U!!!!!!!11111111
[23:12] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: >:U>U:>:U>:U>:U~!!!!!!!
[23:12] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: eleven
[23:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: Bitches dont simply walk onto the island >:(
[23:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: imagine beign the producers for this movie.
(sponsours comments in " ")
[23:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: there like:
[23:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: K
[23:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: we need like a pursuit
[23:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: "need more shooping"
[23:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: ok how about a Car pursuit
[23:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: "more shooping"
[23:13] Ð4ÑØ *: lol
[23:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: with a Mack truck, and helli-birds"
[23:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: "more whooping"
[23:14] Ð4ÑØ *: BACK ON STFU
[23:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: and like this wasp thing thats like a crazy miniplane thing.... that FIRES BULLET >:O
[23:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: "And like a gun fight yeah?"
[23:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: yeah.
[23:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: with like guns
[23:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: and OH A LOGO
[23:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: THAT falls off a building
[23:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: in epic crashs's
[23:15] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: "i think it's whooped more then it could possibly be shooped"
[23:26] Ð4ÑØ *: lol
[23:26] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: for the car scene, pursuit, Death scene, explosion extradornaire
[23:27] Ð4ÑØ *: wich was awesome btw
[23:27] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: i think we need something else
[23:27] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: "wat else could we possibly shoop?"
[23:27] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: i'll tell u wat.
[23:27] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: God
[23:27] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: "god wtf?"
[23:27] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: see we get the Mack truck right
[23:27] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: and we get it speedingz
[23:27] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: so it's like hell impressive
[23:27] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: then we like Get Gods dumbells
[23:28] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: and like Load em on the back
[23:28] Ð4ÑØ *: BACK ON STFU
[23:28] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: cause no one else could possibly move taht bullshi. i mean seriously look at the size of them O_o
[23:28] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: "so we just shooped god?"
[23:28] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: we just shooped god.
[23:34] Ð4ÑØ *: ORLY
[23:34] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: see i'm thinking the last car scene didnt have super cars
[23:34] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: so we bring in the super cars
[23:34] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: high speed pursuits
[23:34] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: and we just shooped poop
[23:35] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: and made it into a ceaser salad
[23:35] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: wat ya reckon :D?
[23:35] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: "works for me"
[23:45] Ð4ÑØ *: NEVER GIVE BITCHES YO CREDIT CARD
[23:45] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: i dont htink this movies shooped enough yet
[23:45] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: Lets throw in a genocide or 2
[23:45] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: wat yas reckon sound good :D?
[23:45] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: "sure :S"
[23:46] Ð4ÑØ *: and a sex scene to boot
[23:46] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: oh yeah and sex
[23:46] Ð4ÑØ *: sure there may not be tits
[23:46] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: :(
[23:46] Ð4ÑØ *: but they dont need to know that
[23:46] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: but theres chix
[23:46] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: without dix
[23:46] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: so it's win k?
[23:46] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: k
[23:46] Ð4ÑØ *: lololol
[23:46] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: and now
[23:46] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: is about the time
[23:46] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: we need some like
[23:46] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: epic struggle
[23:47] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: against humanity
[23:47] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: u know like super special i'm a bad Mo-fo struggle
[23:47] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: with like black jack and hookers
[23:47] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: and guns
[23:47] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: "oh yeah guns "
[23:47] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: "mr producer sir... where sold"
[23:47] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: Sexperiment
[23:56] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: DEWD
[23:57] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: WE aint done yet my brother
[23:57] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: Strap yourself in
[23:57] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: Lets throw in a God complex
[23:57] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: "god??"
[23:57] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: Yeah where fuckign with god and his complex now
[23:57] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: I am God.
[00:06] Ð4ÑØ *: kelw movie
[00:06] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: indeed
Best. Producers. ever.
rossmum
October 7th, 2007, 12:04 AM
Halodoan (2:01:23 PM): Guess the percent now
teh rossmum (2:01:30 PM): 84
Halodoan (2:01:33 PM): omg
Halodoan (2:01:34 PM): lucky
teh rossmum (2:01:37 PM): serious?
Halodoan (2:01:40 PM): Yes
teh rossmum (2:01:40 PM): ahahahaha
Halodoan (2:01:57 PM): how bout now
teh rossmum (2:02:20 PM): 88
Halodoan (2:02:30 PM): Are you stalking me
teh rossmum (2:02:32 PM): LOL
:o
n00b1n8R
October 7th, 2007, 02:51 AM
I love the island. I saw it at school a while ago (we were watching it so then we could have spend 3 lessons descussing scientific ethics and also to see what crap from it may be reality in the future).
also, he said where he got the idea for the wasps from when the maps where released :p
It's a really cool movie, I highly recomend it.
n00b1n8R
October 8th, 2007, 03:22 AM
Ð4ÑØ *: http://a342.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/99/l_6d395ca6f8f8691e1ca75757fa095f25.jpg
Ð4ÑØ *: my gf just got new boots and skirt and shit
Ð4ÑØ *: defineatly fap worthy
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: >____>
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: do not want.
Ð4ÑØ *: what.
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: if your into kilts
Ð4ÑØ *: what the fuck
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: and spiderman
Ð4ÑØ *: grow some testis jesus christ
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: you'll have to excuse me if i don't reach for my dick the moment i see a girl with nice tits.
Ð4ÑØ *: SO UR SAYING MY GF HAS NICE TITS?
Ð4ÑØ *: y thank u
Ð4ÑØ *: :downs:
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: i figured you'd do exactly that
Ð4ÑØ *: lol no
Ð4ÑØ *: i just dont see how you can say do not want
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: the makeup turns me off
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: the boots look.. well..
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: why the fuck is she crouching
Ð4ÑØ *: its a pose ffs
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: she looks like she's contemplating suicide.
Ð4ÑØ *: y hte fuck do peopel do anythign these days
Ð4ÑØ *: jesus
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: way to pose
Ð4ÑØ *: looks like your doing the judgemental again
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: also the butterfly curtains look rather comical in comparison to the rest of the scene
Ð4ÑØ *: HURR YOU WEAR BLACK THEREFOR SUICIDE
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: no
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: her expression
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: and the black adds to it, so shoot me if i'm a tad stereotypical
Ð4ÑØ *: no your not stereotypical
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: if she smiled that would really add to it
Ð4ÑØ *: your an idiot
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: instead she looks at her boots with a :( on her face
Ð4ÑØ *: shes not trying to look
Ð4ÑØ *: HEY GUSY IM HAPPY HURR
Ð4ÑØ *: everyoen lieks a happy girl hurrr
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: so you like the unhappy ones?
Ð4ÑØ *: shes just looking inocent its a pose tahts sposed to be purdy and obviosuly your too gay to see that
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: because only gays don't find that attractive.
Ð4ÑØ *: no gays and stupid people
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: why do you have to be stupid not to find that attractive.
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: >_>
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: now who's stereotypical
Ð4ÑØ *: becaus its attractice and only a stupid person could miss that
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: DONT BE STEREOTYPICAL HURR
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: CAPSLOCK HURR
Ð4ÑØ *: let me guess you like the bunyup girls who look like theyve been raised in a farm house
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: are you calling me a furry?
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: yiff in hell tbh
Ð4ÑØ *: yes
Ð4ÑØ *: yes i am
Ð4ÑØ *: you like plain and ordinary
* DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)- fucking shoots dano
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: i like somebody to look atleast :| instead of :(
Ð4ÑØ *: why should it matter
Ð4ÑØ *: peopel arent goign to please you and smile arround you all the time
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: because she looks depressed and when i see depressed people i feel depressed.
Ð4ÑØ *: shes not trying to look depressed
Ð4ÑØ *: shes trying to look innocent
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: so?
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: i don't care if that's what she's going for
Ð4ÑØ *: adn her room is meant to be a stark contrast
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: that's what she looks like to me
Ð4ÑØ *: so if someones deprfessed your just going to go
Ð4ÑØ *: nope
Ð4ÑØ *: fuck them
Ð4ÑØ *: gross
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: i'm not going to get a hard on, that's for sure.
Ð4ÑØ *: personaly i like the girls who hav depth and not just smiling all the time and are compltet retards
Ð4ÑØ *: HEY LOOK MY SANDWICH HAS PINEAPPLE IN IT OMG DOES YOURs
Ð4ÑØ *: OMG
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: because all girls who dare smile are obviously idiots
Ð4ÑØ *: SMILES
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: get out and see people irl tbh
Ð4ÑØ *: no you like ditsy blonde chicks who smile all the time
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: i don't recall saying that
Ð4ÑØ *: you didnt
Ð4ÑØ *: but you do
Ð4ÑØ *: its quite obvious
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: ..
Ð4ÑØ *: taht or men
thanks for the pro lesson on reasoning :rolleyes:
DaneO'Roo
October 8th, 2007, 03:49 AM
No, your weird to be straight yet think shes unattractive.
Your not exactly in the position to choose anyway, from what I've gathered.
Rob Oplawar
October 8th, 2007, 03:57 AM
It's weird... I don't understand it... how can this happen? I agree with n00b and disagree with Dano?
I dunno, I just don't go for the goth look. The goth look just to me says "look at how unhappy I am. See how unhappy I am?" for whatever reason.
But then, I guess that isn't quite goth. If I offended you by implying your gf is goth, I'm sorry.
rossmum
October 8th, 2007, 04:16 AM
I don't go for makeup, but Rosie is quite a looker. :p
n00b1n8R
October 8th, 2007, 04:18 AM
No, your weird to be straight yet think shes unattractive.
Your not exactly in the position to choose anyway, from what I've gathered.
I didn't say she was unatractive. simply put, I just find the whole "black make up, black hair, black clothes" and the ":(" expression a real turn off.
besides, who are you to determine what's weird? tbh I think she looks weird but weirdness is a matter of opinion.
and what arn't I in a position to choose :S
Bodzilla
October 8th, 2007, 04:33 AM
But look at the boots rob
:awesome:
EdiT:
wow i just had the weirdest feeling of timewarp ever.
i loaded the page after robs reply and walked away. i came back and tried to post that^ and it lagged out, so i posted again. then i have somehow posted twice in front of Ross and 1 post at the bottom of the page.
the same post 3 times.
was weird O_o
DaneO'Roo
October 8th, 2007, 09:48 AM
[23:41] Ð4ÑØ †: poor Ross :(
[23:41] Ð4ÑØ †: we need to kidnap his ass and get him blind
[23:42] Ð4ÑØ †: and make him wake up in bed with some random chick
[23:42] Ð4ÑØ †: with a pain in his head
[23:42] Ð4ÑØ †: and slime on his doodle
[23:42] Ð4ÑØ †: and a big :awesome: emoticon in his head
:ssh:
oh and
[23:43] Ð4ÑØ †: lulz
[23:43] Ð4ÑØ †: one day well take a big trip to gosford
[23:43] Ð4ÑØ †: and highjack him
[23:43] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: yeah
[23:43] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: with hookers :O
[23:44] Ð4ÑØ †: or just set him loose on laurel
[23:44] Ð4ÑØ †: (he wont know)
[23:44] Ð4ÑØ †: no thats evil
[23:44] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: omg
[23:44] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: u sick bastad :sick:
[23:44] Ð4ÑØ †: :(
Patrickssj6
October 8th, 2007, 09:58 AM
Ð4ÑØ *: http://a342.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...57fa095f25.jpg (http://a342.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/99/l_6d395ca6f8f8691e1ca75757fa095f25.jpg)
I'd never go into bed with that girl...I would be afraid that she would eat me the next morning for breakfast :awesome:
Sorry Dano couldn't resist....also DANO! :D
http://defeatpoverty.com/uploaded_images/danone-774967.gif
Mass
October 8th, 2007, 05:17 PM
Rosie=more tappable than a keg
Outfit=not my thing, tbh
n00b1n8R
October 9th, 2007, 03:20 AM
Rosie=more tappable than a keg
Outfit=not my thing, tbh
tbh
Bodzilla
October 9th, 2007, 10:51 PM
[12:58] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: so there i was
[12:58] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: and then
[12:58] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: i was there
[12:58] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: and shit now i'm here
[12:58] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: woah
[12:58] Ð4ÑØ †: LMAO
n00b1n8R
October 11th, 2007, 05:06 PM
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-:
>:UJ-----<: PUT UR FACE IN MY CRACK THEN SNIFF!
<This user is now offline>
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: ohai mech <.<
Pooky: luls
Pooky: <3 mech
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: indeed.
Emmzee
October 11th, 2007, 10:35 PM
=777~PlasX=: attys mod thread should be deleted
=777~PlasX=: it worse spam that the clipboard thread
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: YOU should be deleted
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: OH SNAP
rossmum
October 11th, 2007, 10:57 PM
I suppose this thread is spam too, but not the various threads which got jacked halfway through and never got back on topic :rolleyes:
Pooky
October 12th, 2007, 01:15 AM
=777~PlasX=: attys mod thread should be deleted
=777~PlasX=: it worse spam that the clipboard thread
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: YOU should be deleted
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: OH SNAP
awesome.
ExAm
October 12th, 2007, 02:44 AM
[23:39] imod53: and i downloaded a 70MB file in under 30 seconds
[23:39] Boardndave: yea
[23:39] Boardndave: it's an 8 to 1 ratio
[23:39] imod53: ...
[23:40] imod53: any chance of running a cable all the way here?
[23:40] imod53: preferably fiber optic
[23:40] imod53: with lazers
[23:40] imod53: everything's better with lasers
[23:40] imod53: even cake
[23:40] Boardndave: yeah
[23:40] Boardndave: for sure
[23:40] Boardndave: no way i can argue that one
[23:41] imod53: okay, that's a sure sign i need to go to bed
[23:41] Boardndave: haha
[23:41] Boardndave: same
[23:41] imod53: when i start speaking of laser cake
[23:41] imod53: and then people start agreeing
rossmum
October 12th, 2007, 03:35 AM
You mean you weren't serious?
:smith:
p0lar_bear
October 12th, 2007, 04:42 AM
Conversation started between p0lar_bear and 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): Thu, Oct 11 01:00:03 2007
...
[01:30] p0lar_bear: epic thread here, too: http://zip.4chan.org/x/res/302565.html
[01:30] p0lar_bear: who the fuck is candlejack, anyway? sounds like some sort o
Conversation ended: Thu, Oct 11 01:31:00 2007
Conversation started between p0lar_bear and 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): Thu, Oct 11 01:31:00 2007
...
[02:09] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): also, that candlejack thread made me la
[02:09] p0lar_bear: ross? ROSS?
[02:10] p0lar_bear: ...shit, he said "candlejack," didn't he? dumb fu
Conversation ended: Thu, Oct 11 02:10:54 2007
Conversation started between p0lar_bear and 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): Thu, Oct 11 02:10:55 2007
[02:10] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): <This user is now online>
[02:11] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): :v
[02:11] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): take that candlejack, i esc
[02:11] p0lar_bear: lmao
...oh, shit, I posted Candlejack's name multiple times here. I'm seriously fuc
rossmum
October 12th, 2007, 05:40 AM
Oh shit not that Candlejack fellow agai
Emmzee
October 12th, 2007, 03:20 PM
Too bad Candlejack is just a bunch of bullsh
Emmzee
October 12th, 2007, 05:06 PM
Atty: http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=173769&postcount=17
Atty: BEST STORY
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: Hot.
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: you still got the corpse?
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: I need some "alone time"
Atty: awkward
Atty: he's in a box
Atty: in the back yard
Atty: go dig 'em up
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: k
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: you got a shovel and a condom?
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: i don't want puppy AIDS.
Atty: he had cancer
Atty: you might get dog cancer
Atty: ;_;
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: uh oh
Huero
October 12th, 2007, 05:42 PM
­ says:
I sexually molested my dog
­ says:
haha just kidding I dont have a dog
:LINES =/= CIRCLES says:
I sexually molested my cat
:LINES =/= CIRCLES says:
No, uh... No joke there.
I'm the guy with the RvB reference
Emmzee
October 12th, 2007, 06:29 PM
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: I've noticed that more white people like the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air than do black people
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: which is weird
Atty: I blame carlton for being so white
Atty: fucking nigger didn't and doesn't know his place
FRain
October 12th, 2007, 06:38 PM
Candlejack is a :dow
Tweek
October 12th, 2007, 06:45 PM
what's all this Candlejack stuff, i don't ge
ExAm
October 12th, 2007, 06:50 PM
Why the hell doesn't anybody finish their sentences when they say Candlejack? What's goi
~ZMT~Trace
October 12th, 2007, 09:09 PM
Candlejack.
Now get back on topic.
CO-CO-COMBO BRREEEAAAKKKEEEERRR.
rossmum
October 12th, 2007, 10:43 PM
Candlejack.
Now get back on topic.
CO-CO-COMBO BRREEEAAAKKKEEEERRR.
Oh that was lose. I hope Candlejack really teaches you a lesson for t
Emmzee
October 12th, 2007, 10:48 PM
Oh that was lose. I hope Candlejack really teaches you a lesson for t
Ross! Did Candlejack get y
p0lar_bear
October 13th, 2007, 12:11 AM
Now get back on topic.
CO-CO-COMBO BRREEEAAAKKKEEEERRR.
Little does anyone know that his sentence ended with ".. bitches!" :haw:
n00b1n8R
October 13th, 2007, 07:05 AM
Little does anyone know that his sentence ended with ".. bitches!" :haw:
^c-c-c-c-combo breake-
Bodzilla
October 13th, 2007, 07:35 AM
[21:45] blackpudding: want to go head to head now? :o
[21:45] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: no.
[21:45] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: your head on my little head
[21:45] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: mb
[21:45] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: but not wat your thinking
[21:45] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: :(
[21:45] blackpudding: no i mean
[21:45] blackpudding: play halo
[21:46] blackpudding: .
Phobias
October 13th, 2007, 09:13 AM
Steven: up for a gamE?
Corbin...: sure, of what though?
Steven: halo...
Corbin...: so, you can play...how?
Steven: well, what you do is, put the cd in, double click the halo icon, make a name, and enter a server.
Corbin...: ok.. btw, thanks for your copy of halo
Steven: ...oh fuck you.
Emmzee
October 13th, 2007, 11:55 AM
20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): yeah well actually that shit about candlejack is a load of fucking cra
<This user is now offline>
<This user is now online>
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: ogm
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: ross, did candlejack get y
I think Candlejack got R
rossmum
October 13th, 2007, 11:57 AM
Yeah looks like I was wrong about Candlejack.
Oh shit wait no why did I just sa
FRain
October 13th, 2007, 12:01 PM
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: hi
talking_rain231@yahoo.com: i got haxord
talking_rain231@yahoo.com: D:
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: awesome
Candlejack is a fucking reta
Reaper Man
October 13th, 2007, 12:37 PM
Me: I'm so hungry D:
Chick: eat me
Me: that just sounds wrong.
Me: :gonk:
chick: lmao
Me: you obviously aren't aware of sex slangShe may be a friend, but I wouldn't hit that. She is constantly saying stuff like that, some of it unintentional, like the above, but other stuff is just plain obvious. :gonk:
Emmzee
October 13th, 2007, 12:43 PM
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: THANKS FOR GIVING JFAP AN EXCUSE TO LOCK THE CLIPBOARD THREAD
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: I HATE YOU FOREVER
=777~PlasX=: Who was the dumb fuck who made the dumbfuck emote responds?
=777~PlasX=: U!
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: NO
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: I DIDNT START IT
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: I JUST JUMPED ON THE BANDWAGON
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: CAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: IMMA KILL YOU
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: OLD STYLE
=777~PlasX=: fu
=777~PlasX=: u made it get locked
=777~PlasX=: u and tweek
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: NO
=777~PlasX=: fucking assholes
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: YOU STARTED IT
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: YOU ASSHOLE
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: YIFF IN HELL
=777~PlasX=: U HAD TO COPY REAPERMANS RESPOND
=777~PlasX=: AND TWEEK TOO
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: NO
=777~PlasX=: LIKE A BUNCH OF MUTHER FUCKING ASSHATS
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: YOU HAD TO NOT MAKE A TRANSPARENT GIF
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: SO FUCK YOU
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
~ZMT~Trace
October 13th, 2007, 02:22 PM
traceofke (1:18:02 PM): hey dumbass
SmarterChild (1:18:02 PM):What, you?
traceofke (1:18:06 PM): no, you
SmarterChild (1:18:06 PM):Nope. You're a dumbass
:smith:
ExAm
October 13th, 2007, 04:47 PM
traceofke (1:18:02 PM): hey dumbass
SmarterChild (1:18:02 PM):What, you?
traceofke (1:18:06 PM): no, you
SmarterChild (1:18:06 PM):Nope. You're a dumbass
:smith:
Robowned
n00b1n8R
October 13th, 2007, 06:25 PM
since when was candle jack a meme her-
teh lag
October 13th, 2007, 06:47 PM
*bandwagons*
Candlejack.
Obligatory cut off senten
Emmzee
October 13th, 2007, 06:54 PM
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: halp me legion D:
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: p-lesbian won't leev me alone
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: plz shot him
Legionaire45: how big of bullet?
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: as big as ross's e-peen
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: but that raises the question:
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: is there a gun big enough to shoot it?
Legionaire45: fuck, we'll need a fucking planet sized gun to shoot that
n00b1n8R
October 14th, 2007, 12:27 AM
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: so noob
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: buess what
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: guess what
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: what
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: DO I WIN
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: tits
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: pics or stfu
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: no
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: stfu
also
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: you're american
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: um
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: no.
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: gtfo
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: ---------->
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: canada?
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: also no
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: britain
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: no
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: dome country I won't guess
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: some
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: ?
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: keep trying
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: :I
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: you are
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: chinese
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: no
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: you are
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: >.>
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: scandinavian
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: now your joking
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: be serios
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: duh
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: um
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: is it central america <_<
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: i'm not in either amercan conteinent
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: oh
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: alright
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: european then
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: um
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: not british
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: german
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: ..
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: D:
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: here i was thinking there were more continents than just america europe and south america
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: apparently i was wrong
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: owait
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: OH WAIT NOW I REMEMBER
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: *looks around*
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: I REMEMBER YOU NOW
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: YOU'RE
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: JAPANESE
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: AUSTRALIAN
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: <_<
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: >_>
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: I remember now
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: finally
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: <_<
>_______________________________>
rossmum
October 16th, 2007, 10:54 PM
Crembaw the Moose: DUDE.
Crembaw the Moose: I KNOW WHAT I WILL BE FOR HALLOWEEN.
Crembaw the Moose: A COMPANION CUBE.
rossmum: YES
Crembaw the Moose: And I will wear it.
Crembaw the Moose: ON MY HEAD.
:awesome:
Skiiran
October 16th, 2007, 11:23 PM
:awesome:
AND I MEAN IT TOO BITCHES.
ExAm
October 17th, 2007, 12:35 AM
DO IT SKIIRAN AND THEN POST PICTURES
Also, you should wear a sandwich board saying that
"The Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."
On the back,
"In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."
Kybo_Ren
October 17th, 2007, 12:49 AM
She may be a friend, but I wouldn't hit that. She is constantly saying stuff like that, some of it unintentional, like the above, but other stuff is just plain obvious. :gonk:
Tell her, "OK" and get her hopes up, just to be an asshole
n00b1n8R
October 17th, 2007, 04:20 AM
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :U
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: ?
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: U:
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: ?
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: YOUR SUPPOSED TO REPLY IN SMILEY FAGGOT
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :V
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :D
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :s
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: D:
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :\
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :|?
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :Y
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :O!!
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :Y!!
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: : O!
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: MOTHERFUCKING SMILIE FACE
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: (> ^_^)> <( ^_^ <) ?
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :face:
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :downs:
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :maddowns:
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :saddowns:
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :hurr:
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :p
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :gtfo:
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :gtfo: :bandwagon:
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :rosswagon: <---wtf?
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :v
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :V
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :D
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :hump:
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :D :D :D
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: ~:awesome:>
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :ZOMG:
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: \>_>/
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: \._(o_O)_./
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :raise:
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: **\_(o.o)_/**
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :PLAYINGHALO:
rossmum
October 17th, 2007, 05:00 AM
wow, kid, huh? first of all, im 19. and second of all, that info is WAY outdated. that was the info for the PC that i made the profile on. i run my #%$^ of an Alienware Area 51 laptop with over a gig of ram, and fricken duel processors. my comp could tear yours apart.
My sex-life would tear your mom apart.
http://www.xfire.com/xf/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=140924
Phobias
October 17th, 2007, 08:28 AM
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :U
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: ?
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: U:
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: ?
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: YOUR SUPPOSED TO REPLY IN SMILEY FAGGOT
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :V
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :D
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :s
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: D:
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :\
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :|?
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :Y
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :O!!
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :Y!!
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: : O!
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: MOTHERFUCKING SMILIE FACE
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: (> ^_^)> <( ^_^ <) ?
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :face:
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :downs:
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :maddowns:
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :saddowns:
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :hurr:
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :p
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :gtfo:
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :gtfo: :bandwagon:
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :russbus: <---wtf?
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :v
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :V
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :D
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :hump:
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :D :D :D
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: ~:awesome:>
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :ZOMG:
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: \>_>/
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: \._(o_O)_./
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :raise:
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: **\_(o.o)_/**
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :PLAYINGHALO:
Smilie wars are fun.
n00b1n8R
October 17th, 2007, 08:38 AM
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :russbus: <---wtf?
Smilie wars are fun.
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :rosswagon: <---wtf?
I see what you did there :ssh:
Phobias
October 17th, 2007, 08:43 AM
Damn, my brilliant plan failed!
Plan B: kill the b00bman before he ruins any other of my devilish plots.
Bodzilla
October 21st, 2007, 08:54 AM
[22:50] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: go out
[22:50] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: and get me that goth Crazy bitch :D
[22:50] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: :D
[22:50] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: :D!@
[22:51] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: women
[22:51] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: cant live without them
[22:51] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: cant live without them.
[22:51] Ð4ÑØ *: cant live with them *
[22:51] Ð4ÑØ *: :cop:
[22:51] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: no i like my way better
[22:51] Ð4ÑØ *: :P
a truly touching moment
Emmzee
October 21st, 2007, 02:15 PM
rscommie wrote: Well first, I'm not a nerd, but probably close. And second, I can admit that I most definitely got torn up back there, no doubt. And third, I'm not gonna sit here and let you call me a liar. Check my profile now, I figured I would update it for those of you who do not believe me.
P.S.- I use the name Razor Strife as an online alias so nobody knows my real name. http://www.xfire.com/xf/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif Just security.
I'm sorry, what? Security from whom? Well my name's Jon. I'm sure I'm the only Jon in existance with an xfire profile and will therefore succum to the almighty evils of some random coonfaced jackass on the internet just ripping at the seams to "pwn mai nadz". Give me a break. Atleast come up with something slightly more badass. Like Hannibal, or Rex. ffs.
And yes, you are a nerd. Just as much of a nerd as those import freaks who cum over how fantabulous their drift rides are during drag races in SoCal and Chinatown. No one cares about your rig, so go choke. It's not even a matter of believing you or not, in either case. We're only stomping you out now because it's humorous and you're a hopeless tool.
rscommie wrote: I'm also not gonna let a 17-year-old punk talk trash, being i've got two years on him. all that "middle-school-myspace-guppy" bullnuts, you put your words together nicely for a high-schooler. And your sex life, huh? YOUR sex life? I think my 7-year-old brother probably gets more than you. I've had sex more times than your fcuking (... christ) childish brain can comprehend. Have you ever even kissed a girl? whatever KID! take you and your fcuking (I give up) cooties (... seriously) to some other forum and try to harass someone there, being you have nothing better to do with your boring-ass waste of a life.
pause.. NOT.
It's called the EDIT button, s***face. Use it.
Oh look, I'm a 17-year-old punk and I'm still talking trash. Looks like you're not doing anything about it, b|tch tits. And also, two years of what? Wasting oxygen? I've got more maturity, experience, and mental dexterity in my ***hole (which has nothing to do with my mentality from a physiological standpoint, atleast) then you have in that mushy potato-sack you call a body. I had to retype half of both your posts in order to read them myself, for the love of Joe Pesci, and yet you try to stab me up with an effortless attempt to seem bigger than me by bringing up ages, and the fact that I'm in highschool. That only proves how much you've worn out that FleshLight the past couple of years, you mindless dolt.
And if by chance your 7-year-old brother does infact have more sex then I do, then may I suggest putting him up for adoption? Your parents need to seriously reconsider their priorities.
And, ah yes, cooties. F*** off.
And I'm not harassing a damn soul, or trying to for that matter. I'm simply embracing your perpetual moronity. And as for my "boring-ass waste of a life". thx, pot. You're the one spending your "boring-ass waste of a life" giving a hoot about what some handsome, intelligent, comical young man from NEW LONDON, CONNECTICUT, USA (o kno he di intllolololllllol =oOoo) has to say about your blatant dumbassness. Piss off.
Owned tbh.
HDoan
October 21st, 2007, 10:50 PM
Thar she blows I found another one
[20:25] ²нªđ°щ: hey
[20:25] HDoan: hi
[20:26] ²нªđ°щ: does those models and stuff work for halo pc?
[20:26] HDoan: Yeah
[20:26] ²нªđ°щ: which ones?
[20:26] HDoan: All
[20:26] ²нªđ°щ: do you know which ones im talking about?
[20:26] HDoan: H3T
[20:26] ²нªđ°щ: wow your good
[20:27] ²нªđ°щ: do you have them in a .rar you could send to me?
[20:27] HDoan: No go make them yourself
[20:27] ²нªđ°щ: are you serious?
[20:27] HDoan: Yes
[20:27] HDoan: Im not giving it out
[20:27] ²нªđ°щ: omg your the biggest ass hole
[20:28] HDoan: Yeah like im going to give you months of work without something in return
[20:28] ²нªđ°щ: wtf?!?!?
[20:28] ²нªđ°щ: you shouldnt expect anything
[20:28] ²нªđ°щ: ive got a model pack right now with 100+ models...he didnt care
[20:28] HDoan: Go learnt o model and then you dont need to ask
[20:28] ²нªđ°щ: i cant
[20:29] ²нªđ°щ: not wasting money on ms and i cant crack it
[20:29] HDoan: Ms?
[20:29] ²нªđ°щ: wow >_>
[20:29] ²нªđ°щ: microsoft
[20:29] ²нªđ°щ: -.-
[20:29] ²нªđ°щ: lol jk
[20:29] HDoan: Wtf
[20:29] ²нªđ°щ: milk shape
[20:29] HDoan: Wow
[20:29] HDoan: that is the biggest carp modeler ever
[20:29] ²нªđ°щ: then what is there then
[20:29] HDoan: 3DS max is what everyone uses
[20:29] HDoan: Even bungie uses it
[20:30] HDoan: Go download gmax its a weaker less efficient version of it but free
[20:30] ²нªđ°щ: nah
[20:30] ²нªđ°щ: ill just get real friends to give me some of theres
[20:30] HDoan: Kk mooch
[20:30] ²нªđ°щ: hellz yeah
[20:31] HDoan: Go learn to make thigns on your own
[20:31] HDoan: Nothing in life will come to you in a silver plater
[20:31] ²нªđ°щ: sure it will
[20:31] ²нªđ°щ: where do you think i got the 100 pack
[20:31] ²нªđ°щ: Cracks
[20:31] ²нªđ°щ: Cracka
[20:31] ²нªđ°щ: lol
[20:31] HDoan: 100 pack cracks?
[20:31] ²нªđ°щ: 100+ model pack
[20:31] HDoan: Normally when people release models there crap
[20:31] ²нªđ°щ: by Cracka
[20:31] ²нªđ°щ: nope
[20:31] ²нªđ°щ: his pwns your ass off
[20:31] HDoan: K let me see one
[20:32] ²нªđ°щ: which one
[20:32] ²нªđ°щ: like what gun
[20:32] HDoan: Any
[20:32] HDoan: Choose any crap you want
[20:32] ²нªđ°щ: lol
[20:32] ²нªđ°щ: pick a gun
[20:32] HDoan: Like I know which one is in the pack
[20:32] ²нªđ°щ: all guns on halo pc
[20:32] ²нªđ°щ: -.-
[20:32] HDoan: You do know Halo 1 doesnt have 100 guns
[20:32] ²нªđ°щ: i know
[20:32] HDoan: and you do know I can extract halo 1 guns
[20:33] HDoan: and you do know I can extract halo 2 guns
[20:33] ²нªđ°щ: ok just get to the point
[20:33] HDoan: and you do know I can extract and model halo 3 guns
[20:33] ²нªđ°щ: so which one on halo PCCCCCCCC 1
[20:33] HDoan: Why would I want to see a model from halo pc
[20:33] ²нªđ°щ: omfg thats whats in the dam model pack
[20:34] HDoan: omfg he can easily rip from the game
[20:34] ²нªđ°щ: he didnt
[20:40] <Requesting file transfer. Waiting for response>
[20:40] <Requesting file transfer. Waiting for response>
[20:40] <Uploading file rofl.bmp>
[20:40] <Requesting file transfer. Waiting for response>
[20:40] <Uploading file brg.bmp>
[20:40] HDoan: I don't think your "friend" can model those
[20:40] <File transfer rejected>
[20:40] ²нªđ°щ: hold on
[20:40] ²нªđ°щ: send the last one again
[20:41] HDoan: No
[20:41] ²нªđ°щ: fine
[20:41] <File transfer cancelled by user>
[20:41] <File transfer cancelled by user>
[20:41] HDoan: Kk now we know I win
[20:41] ²нªđ°щ: nope
[20:41] ²нªđ°щ: you didnt send the last one so i didnt keep them
[20:41] HDoan: Which means
A) Afraid
B)Iwin
C)Haii
[20:42] ²нªđ°щ: D)no one cares
[20:42] HDoan: Sorry that wasnt one of the 3 choices
[20:42] ²нªđ°щ: sorry i still dont care
[20:42] HDoan: Kk
[20:42] HDoan: Just to tell you, I wasnt being a jackass. I said im not going to send you the models then you called me a jackass
[20:43] ²нªđ°щ: no i called you an ass hole
[20:43] HDoan: [20:27] ²нªđ°щ: do you have them in a .rar you could send to me?
[20:27] HDoan: No go make them yourself
[20:27] ²нªđ°щ: are you serious?
[20:27] HDoan: Yes
[20:27] HDoan: Im not giving it out
[20:27] ²нªđ°щ: omg your the biggest ass hole
[20:43] ²нªđ°щ: exactly
[20:43] ²нªđ°щ: i said ass hole
[20:43] ²нªđ°щ: rofl
[20:43] HDoan: So?
[20:43] ²нªđ°щ: exactly
[20:43] HDoan: If I was an ass hole I would call you names before saying no
[20:44] ²нªđ°щ: and?
[20:44] HDoan: And think before you speak or preach
[20:44] ²нªđ°щ: preach lol no one is preaching but you
[20:44] HDoan: Way to fail
[20:44] ²нªđ°щ: way to fail?
[20:44] ²нªđ°щ: lol i have a life
[20:45] HDoan: Rofl could have fooled me
[20:45] ²нªđ°щ: yeah you fooled me too
[20:45] HDoan: I dont need an echo
[20:45] ²нªđ°щ: i dont give a fuckin shit
[20:45] HDoan: I dont need you on my xfire =D
[20:45] ²нªđ°щ: i do
[20:45] ²нªđ°щ: not care
[20:45] HDoan: Then why
[20:45] HDoan: are you
[20:45] HDoan: talking to
[20:45] HDoan: me
[20:46] ²нªđ°щ: idk cause i thought you MIGHT give me the models
[20:46] HDoan: Cause I thought people dont call me an ass hole for not giving them it
[20:46] ²нªđ°щ: because most people actually do
[20:46] HDoan: Because there models are crap
[20:47] ²нªđ°щ: so
~ZMT~Trace
October 21st, 2007, 11:02 PM
[20:46] HDoan: Because there models are crap
[20:47] ²нªđ°щ: soOLAWD :lmao:
Dr Nick
October 22nd, 2007, 02:05 AM
"Shadow, you contradict yourself!"
If you're still friends in contact with him, tell him I said that!
n00b1n8R
October 22nd, 2007, 04:41 AM
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: CE?
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: status?
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: screw modeling D:
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: screw your mum
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: owait i have
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :haw:
Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: ohsnap
.
Dr Nick
October 22nd, 2007, 08:04 AM
http://www.xfire.com/xf/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=140924
Wow, his computer sucks!
Jesus, my dad could get something better than that on the shopping channel!
I hate when idiots try to look big...
/lolhypocrite
Emmzee
October 22nd, 2007, 01:44 PM
<tom_0369> man
<tom_0369> im never moving to seatle washington
<tom_0369> i flew over it and it was raining and gray as f***
<tom_0369> it was depressing
<sammich> when was this?
<tom_0369> flight simluator 2004
Bodzilla
October 23rd, 2007, 04:37 AM
To All Work staff.
This letter serves as a warning regarding OH&S Workplace clothing requirements. We have has several complaints from our customers that when some of our emplowees are working on site they have shown a lack of respect in the way that they dress. they have been upset with the unworkmanlike state of some of our employees clothing, the fact that there shorts are always falling down around there knees and the displaying of underwear on site. Tradesmen should always be neatly dressed as loose clothing is dangerous on the job site working in the joinery around Machinery abd may lead to accidents. A belt should be worn on workshorts and shits tucked neatly into shorts when working on site. If a belt is worn, it would save the dreadful sight of butt cracks which our customers find very offensive. employees should always use deodorant several times a day when working in confined spaces as odour is a problem with others around them.
From management.
That is an exact copy of a letter i got today at work :S
FRain
October 23rd, 2007, 09:24 PM
Friend: Hey, did you know that you suck.
Me: I suck, but you blow
Friend: Oh is that how it is?
Me: Yep.
Friend: That's great.
Me: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Friend: That's what HE said.
Me: (scream) TOAST!
(everbody looks at me)
Dr Nick
October 23rd, 2007, 10:04 PM
That is an exact copy of a letter i got today at work :S
What do you do?
n00b1n8R
October 24th, 2007, 01:47 AM
your mum mostly.
he's a cabinent maker (aprentice).
rossmum
October 24th, 2007, 10:36 AM
[00:26] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): yeah, anything between 5'3" and 6'3" is fair game for me
[00:26] Jon: we just crane eachother's necks
[00:26] Jon: good luck with the 6'3"
[00:26] Jon: xD
[00:26] Jon: holy fuck
[00:26] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): i'm about that myself
[00:26] Jon: i figured
[00:26] Jon: tall bastard
[00:27] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): :haw:
[00:27] Jon: i'm 5'10"
[00:27] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): i was 5'10" once
[00:27] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): when i was like
[00:27] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): uh
[00:27] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): 14.
[00:27] Jon: shut up
[00:27] Jon: kiss my ass
[00:27] Jon: xD
hurr
MNC
October 24th, 2007, 11:53 AM
It misses
[00:27] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): actually youve got the perfect height to kiss mine
rossmum
October 24th, 2007, 12:26 PM
Oh shit :lmao:
Skiiran
October 24th, 2007, 12:36 PM
[09:33] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): lul
[09:33] Восстание декабристов: My sister played through most of it yesterday.
[09:34] Восстание декабристов: "Hey, how does the thingy with the OH GOD TURRETS!"
[09:34] Восстание декабристов: Is pretty much how it went down.
[09:35] 20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): lul
ITP we learn that my sister lurves Portal.
rossmum
October 24th, 2007, 12:43 PM
Who doesn't?
Atty
October 24th, 2007, 01:01 PM
I doesn't, I haven't played it.
Emmzee
October 24th, 2007, 01:07 PM
I doesn't, I haven't played it.
:gonk:
rossmum
October 24th, 2007, 01:07 PM
I doesn't, I haven't played it.
What.
We're over, Atty.
Emmzee
October 24th, 2007, 01:08 PM
What.
We're over, Atty.
Now it's just you and me.
Skiiran
October 24th, 2007, 01:10 PM
I doesn't, I haven't played it.
...
Pedophile.
Atty
October 24th, 2007, 01:24 PM
You're all banned, bitches.
Also, its not my fault I work 35 hour weeks plus 30 hours of school a week and then try to fit time in for my awesome Internet BFF's, I just don't have time to portal about. ;_;
FlyingStone
October 24th, 2007, 01:38 PM
:lmao:
-F.S
Emmzee
October 24th, 2007, 01:45 PM
You're all banned, bitches.
Also, its not my fault I work 35 hour weeks plus 30 hours of school a week and then try to fit time in for my awesome Internet BFF's, I just don't have time to portal about. ;_;
But have you at least bought it yet?
I'll buy it for you!
Then, I can cash that in at any time for a half-and-half.
Skiiran
October 24th, 2007, 02:01 PM
You're all banned, bitches.
Also, its not my fault I work 35 hour weeks plus 30 hours of school a week and then try to fit time in for my awesome Internet BFF's, I just don't have time to portal about. ;_;
Go catch Staph. The perfect excuse.
n00b1n8R
October 24th, 2007, 06:38 PM
girls don't play games, don't lie :p
@ross: i'm 6'3" and I'm 15 :downs:
Emmzee
October 24th, 2007, 06:48 PM
<Requesting file transfer. Waiting for response>
<Uploading file omgwtfgonk.PNG>
<Completed uploading file omgwtfgonk.PNG >
=777~PlasX=: Fuck
=777~PlasX=: you
=777~PlasX=: my mom was in the room
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: lol
=777~PlasX=: Fucking A
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: and she saw it?
=777~PlasX=: "You like gay gansters? WTF?"
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: lol
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: owned tbh
=777~PlasX=: "Omfg no mom"
=777~PlasX=: "It was a immature prank from a online pedo"
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: lol
=777~PlasX=: "get offline now"
=777~PlasX=: "Im kidding ><"
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: imma pedo you in the butt now
=777~PlasX=: ....
* =777~PlasX= closes the window
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: TOO BAD I DIDNT
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: CTRL-C
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: BITCH
The image in question was this. (http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/15/omgwtfgonkpa2.png)
Ki11a_FTW
October 24th, 2007, 07:14 PM
rofl!
Skiiran
October 24th, 2007, 08:09 PM
girls don't play games, don't lie :p
@ross: i'm 6'3" and I'm 15 :downs:
You are an enormous sexist dick and I hate you.
*I'm kidding, don't hate me. :saddowns: *
n00b1n8R
October 25th, 2007, 02:15 AM
You are have an enormous sexisty dick and I hate love you.
*I'm kidding, don't hate me. :saddowns: *
ftfy <3
Skiiran
October 25th, 2007, 03:18 AM
ftfy <3
You know what, you can go choke on coke.
Skiiran
October 25th, 2007, 04:03 AM
Fio: YADDA YADDA YADDA SMURF
Skiiran: ....
CAN HE WALK AT ALL
OR IF HE MOVES WILL HE FALL
NOBODY WANTS HIM
Fio: YOUR FACE CAN'T WALK AT ALL!
Skiiran: HE JUST SITS ALL A-LONE.
Fio: Yea well your face sits alone.
Skiiran: Well you are a giant dick.
GIANT DICK.
Fio: Touche.
I can counter that with...
ZING!
Skiiran: Less Talk Moar Rokk
Fio: Touche again.
I say we rape babies.
Skiiran: ...
RIGHT LET'S GO WITH THAT.
Fio: GOOD SHOW.
Skiiran: DIZ CAWNVO NAW BELAWNGS TU DA ORKZ.
Fio: Orly?
Skiiran: Bitch please.
Fio: ACCUSATION!
Skiiran: OBJECTION!
Fio: OVERRULED!
Skiiran: ZING
Fio: ZING TO YOU.
Skiiran: Bitch ass white wimminz.
Fio: Good sir, I do be*lie*ve that you are a fuckass.
Skiiran: O.o
>3<
D:
Fio: D:
Skiiran: D:
D:(
Fio: DD:
Skiiran: DOUBLE CHIN.
TURDUCKEN.
FOX ONLY
Fio: AIRPLANE.
Skiiran: FINAL DESTINATION.
Fio: DELICIOUS.
Skiiran: So last night I went on a date with Toph
Sex was hawt.
RESPOND.
Fio: Sounds hot.
I bet you'll have lots of sexy parties there.
Skiiran: Fuck Stewie's parties.
They are all TITS TITS BIMBOS.
Wait.
Actually I love his parties.
Fio: What are you talking about?
Skiiran: <3
Fio: I'm talking about me and Mari's parties on the boards.
Skiiran: ...
Fio: Hot and steamy.
Skiiran: ...
YOUNG WOMAN.
TAKE OFF THAT MAKEUP YOU WHORE OF BABYLON.
OR YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN THIS HOUSE.
ALSO YOU WILL GO TO CHURCH INSTEAD.
Fio: D:
Skiiran: MORMON PUNCH.
Fio: -Takes off makeup-
tl;dr My sister and I reference shit. Also GOD YES SHE DOES PLAY PORTAL FAGS.
Emmzee
October 25th, 2007, 07:28 PM
tl;dr My sister and I reference shit. Also GOD YES SHE DOES PLAY PORTAL FAGS.
Hot.
Pics?
Skiiran
October 25th, 2007, 08:36 PM
Hot.
Pics?
God no, she's twelve you pervert. Okay.
Emmzee
October 25th, 2007, 08:55 PM
God no, she's twelve you pervert.
I'm sorry.
Super-hot.
Pics?
Archon23
October 25th, 2007, 09:15 PM
Age, Just a number.
Rob Oplawar
October 26th, 2007, 11:44 PM
Rob Oplawar (9:40:49 PM): [paraphrase:] Where the fuck is WoL?!
BobaTheFett76 (9:41:00 PM): HEY HES DOWN IN MY BASEMENT
BobaTheFett76 (9:41:04 PM): YOU CAN GO DOWN THERE
BobaTheFett76 (9:41:05 PM): IF YOU LIKE
Rob Oplawar (9:41:12 PM): oic
Rob Oplawar (9:41:25 PM): /me starts heading down the stairs
Rob Oplawar (9:41:34 PM): hey wait a minute i'm not fallin for that
BobaTheFett76 (9:41:35 PM): *push*
Rob Oplawar (9:41:38 PM): aaaah!
BobaTheFett76 (9:41:41 PM): TOO LATE
BobaTheFett76 (9:41:43 PM): YOU FELL FOR IT
BobaTheFett76 (9:41:44 PM): LITERALLY
and now he's forcing wol to draft a ransom note for me while boba does horrible things to me ='(
Boba
October 26th, 2007, 11:49 PM
Rob Oplawar (9:40:49 PM): [paraphrase:] Where the fuck is WoL?!
BobaTheFett76 (9:41:00 PM): HEY HES DOWN IN MY BASEMENT
BobaTheFett76 (9:41:04 PM): YOU CAN GO DOWN THERE
BobaTheFett76 (9:41:05 PM): IF YOU LIKE
Rob Oplawar (9:41:12 PM): oic
Rob Oplawar (9:41:25 PM): /me starts heading down the stairs
Rob Oplawar (9:41:34 PM): hey wait a minute i'm not fallin for that
BobaTheFett76 (9:41:35 PM): *push*
Rob Oplawar (9:41:38 PM): aaaah!
BobaTheFett76 (9:41:41 PM): TOO LATE
BobaTheFett76 (9:41:43 PM): YOU FELL FOR IT
BobaTheFett76 (9:41:44 PM): LITERALLY
and now he's forcing wol to draft a ransom note for me while boba does horrible things to me ='(
like all of h2v is down there
Emmzee
October 26th, 2007, 11:53 PM
Age, Just a number.
Your mom, just a slut.
Rob Oplawar
October 27th, 2007, 12:08 AM
Welcome to H2Vista.net, aka Boba's Basement. Heh, that's got kind of a ring to it.
Emmzee
October 27th, 2007, 12:56 AM
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: YOU MUST TOSS MY SALAD
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: NOW
Barrel Roll: IM TOSSING AS FAST AS I CAN
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: OH YEAH
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: LIKE THAT
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: HERE COMES THE DRESSING
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: OH NO IT SQUIRTED ALL OVER YOUR FACE
Barrel Roll: YUMMY
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: Awesome, now give me a handjob.
Skiiran
October 27th, 2007, 02:25 AM
me: YOUR NEW NAME IS KNOB.KNOB KNOBBINS.
YOU DIRTY BASTARD.
Fio: D:
EAT TACO BASTARD!
BUT WAIT THERE IS MOAR.
me: What?No.
Fio: TACO INSIDE.
me: Fuck that with stick.
ORANGE CHICKEN BITCH.
Fio: D:
HDoan
October 27th, 2007, 10:00 PM
Hurr another one
[19:33] {TP}Spartan{SAT}: can u send me some of ur Halo 3 maps u made for CE
[19:34] HDoan: Don't make me slap you
[19:34] {TP}Spartan{SAT}: y
[19:35] HDoan: I don't even know you and you asked for beta
[19:35] {TP}Spartan{SAT}: i know u
[19:35] HDoan: I delayed the public beta even longer because people kept asking for betas and release dates
[19:35] {TP}Spartan{SAT}: i never asked for beta before
[19:35] <Incoming call from {TP}Spartan{SAT}. Click the voice button to answer>
[19:35] {TP}Spartan{SAT}: dont answer
[19:35] <You missed a call from {TP}Spartan{SAT}>
[19:36] {TP}Spartan{SAT}: plz im making a Halo 3 mod too and i need some examples of ur works
n00b1n8R
October 27th, 2007, 10:14 PM
tell him to go play halo 3 then.
rossmum
October 28th, 2007, 03:10 AM
Hurr another one
Wow. What downers.
Mass
October 28th, 2007, 11:21 PM
[22:17] Massy Poo: my friend got arrested protesting today
[22:17] Massy Poo: spat on a cop :D
[22:17] ! [CIA] Ganon Xil' !: LOL I BET HE WAS A GUY
[22:17] ! [CIA] Ganon Xil' !: oh
[22:17] ! [CIA] Ganon Xil' !: thought u said prostituting
[22:18] Massy Poo: ....lol.
:)
n00b1n8R
October 29th, 2007, 01:11 AM
what was he protesting?
Bodzilla
November 1st, 2007, 06:49 AM
i fucking love this community, and the bogans friends who share it with me
[21:44] -[♫] TŏЯʼn™ | tHk: wheres a pic of u now?!
[21:44] -[♫] TŏЯʼn™ | tHk: lol ure afk
[21:44] -[♫] TŏЯʼn™ | tHk: talkin to myself
[21:44] -[♫] TŏЯʼn™ | tHk: :D
[21:44] -[♫] TŏЯʼn™ | tHk: hi there torn
[21:45] -[♫] TŏЯʼn™ | tHk: how are yah
[21:45] -[♫] TŏЯʼn™ | tHk: im good ty torn
[21:45] -[♫] TŏЯʼn™ | tHk: urself?
[21:45] -[♫] TŏЯʼn™ | tHk: GREAT!
[21:45] -[♫] TŏЯʼn™ | tHk: thats great!
[21:45] -[♫] TŏЯʼn™ | tHk: :D
[21:45] -[♫] TŏЯʼn™ | tHk: :D
[21:46] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: lol
[21:46] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: had a shower
[21:46] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: :D
[21:47] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: :D
[21:47] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: XD
[21:47] -[♫] TŏЯʼn™ | tHk: oh :P
[21:47] -[♫] TŏЯʼn™ | tHk: where are u :O
[21:47] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: i'm right here
[21:47] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: waiting for u <
[21:47] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: *kisses*
[21:47] -[♫] TŏЯʼn™ | tHk: lol
[21:47] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: :D
[21:47] -[♫] TŏЯʼn™ | tHk: :D
[21:47] -[♫] TŏЯʼn™ | tHk: :Dx100
Skiiran
November 3rd, 2007, 01:30 AM
[22:24] Восстание декабристов: I would love to be a Combine Advisor.
[22:24] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): i wouldn't
[22:24] Восстание декабристов: All blowin' shit up all SCREEE and shit.
[22:24] Восстание декабристов: Why not?
[22:24] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): because they're SHITBAGS.
[22:25] Восстание декабристов: D:
[22:25] Восстание декабристов: ELABORATE YOU ANTI-SINGULARITARIAN.
[22:25] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): THEY ARE HORRIBLE MURDERING FUCKTARDS
[22:25] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): .
[22:25] Восстание декабристов: OH THAT
[22:25] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): ALSO, GENOCIDE.
[22:25] Восстание декабристов: YEAH
[22:25] Восстание декабристов: YEAH THAT.
[22:25] Восстание декабристов: I WOULD BE ONE THAT DID NOT DO THAT.
[22:25] Восстание декабристов: Or something.
[22:26] Восстание декабристов: I would join the resistance and have a PINK bodysock and be all 'nyoro~n'
[22:26] Восстание декабристов: :3
[22:26] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): :v
[22:26] Восстание декабристов: And I would cuddle with DOG.
[22:26] Восстание декабристов: And we would be all Squeeee.
[22:26] Восстание декабристов: :l
[22:27] Восстание декабристов: But like.
[22:27] Восстание декабристов: If they weren't murderers.
[22:27] Восстание декабристов: They would be SO HUGGABLE MAN.
[22:27] Восстание декабристов: All...not having bones and shit.
[22:29] Восстание декабристов: Dogg you know this is going in Quotes thread right?
[22:29] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): oh shit:3 *nyoro~skree*
n00b1n8R
November 3rd, 2007, 04:07 AM
:zilla talking about why he's not getting vista:
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: SPV1 isn't that far off
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: and if this is a gaming rig
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: pfft
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: dont touch till SPV2
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: DX 10 would be awesome
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: yes it would
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :crysis:
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: but at what cost?
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: my sole.
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: soul.
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: NOT YOUR FEET MAN
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: NOW HOW WILL I FEED MY FOOT FETISH D:
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: i get your joke
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: i see what u did thar o/
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: \o
:lulz:
Bodzilla
November 4th, 2007, 03:21 AM
XFire status: Computer overheated D:
[16:18] MaNiC: Lol
[16:18] MaNiC: @ staus
[16:19] MaNiC: wazup?
[16:36] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: stupid puter
[16:37] MaNiC: lol
[16:37] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: i was gaming
[16:37] MaNiC: buy a new one
[16:37] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: then all of a sudden
[16:37] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: BAM
[16:37] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: DEATH SIREN
[16:37] MaNiC: LOL
[16:37] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: computer: "I"M FUCKING DIEING MAN OH GOD THE HEAT TURN ME OFF TURN ME OFF"
[16:37] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: *WEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOHHHHHHHH WEEEEEEEEEEEEOHHHHHHHh*
[16:37] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: *WEEEEEEEEEEEOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WEEEEEEEEEOHHHHHH*
[16:37] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: Me: "OH FUCK, OH FUCK, DONT BLOW UP ON ME MAN
[16:37] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: Me: U GOTTA PULL THROUGH
[16:37] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: *WEEEEEEEEOOOHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEOHH HHHHHHH*
[16:37] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: Me: SHIT SHIT SHIT
[16:38] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: *Power button*
[16:38] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: Crisis averted.
[16:38] MaNiC: LOL
Emmzee
November 4th, 2007, 09:55 PM
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: also, you and llama think alike
|44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): :awesome:
|44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): WAIT
|44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): WHAT
|44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): NO
Skiiran
November 4th, 2007, 09:58 PM
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: also, you and llama think alike
|44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): :awesome:
|44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): WAIT
|44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): WHAT
|44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): NO
Emmzee...
Will you be my new Xfire friend?
rossmum
November 4th, 2007, 10:30 PM
Hey fuck you that :awesome: was in response to what you said before.
Skiiran
November 5th, 2007, 12:30 AM
[21:15] Восстание декабристов: Now my sister will talk at you.
[21:16] Восстание декабристов: HERRO!
[21:16] Восстание декабристов: BETCH I DEMAND YOU TALK TO ME.
[21:16] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): oh jesus
[21:16] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): it's like a pair of skiirans
[21:16] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
[21:16] Восстание декабристов: Indeed.
[21:17] Восстание декабристов: :D
[21:17] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): this is greatly disturbing.
[21:17] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): yet somehow awesome.
[21:17] Восстание декабристов: Amazing.
[21:17] Восстание декабристов: WE ARE LISTENING TO STARMAN.
[21:18] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): i'm converting a metric assload of maiden for hlss-ing purposes
[21:18] Восстание декабристов: Sounds hot.
[21:18] Восстание декабристов: Okay she is gone now.
[21:19] Восстание декабристов: I swear it is me.
[21:19] Восстание декабристов: ON THE HEARTS OF TINY CARL JUNG
[21:19] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): hmmm
[21:19] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): ok
[21:19] Восстание декабристов: Oh god she tried to lolest me.
[21:19] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): D:
[21:19] Восстание декабристов: 3:
[21:20] Восстание декабристов: She was kidding.
[21:20] Восстание декабристов: She just wants to talk at you.
[21:20] Восстание декабристов: BUT DAMMIT I WILL NOT LET HER.
[21:20] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): D:
[21:20] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): i am being fought over
[21:20] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): halp
[21:21] Восстание декабристов: No
[21:21] Восстание декабристов: There is an ELEPHANT in the way.
[21:21] Восстание декабристов: I'll halp you wiggins!
[21:21] Восстание декабристов: :D
[21:21] Восстание декабристов: Okay that was her forcing her head all over the kybard.
[21:21] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): I DEMAND PIX
[21:21] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): :pervert:
[21:22] Восстание декабристов: WHAT NO EWW FAGGOT.
[21:22] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): lolololo
[21:22] Восстание декабристов: l
[21:22] Восстание декабристов: She is now getting Xfire.
[21:23] Восстание декабристов: On her fancy Mac OS X Leiopluridon.
[21:23] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): LOL
[21:23] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): IS IT MAGICAL
[21:23] Восстание декабристов: Not really.
[21:23] Восстание декабристов: She is not currently ON her mac
[21:23] Восстание декабристов: So she is subsisting off of my Mothers'
[21:23] Восстание декабристов: Which is right next to me.
[21:23] Восстание декабристов: 3:<
[21:23] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): ah
[21:24] Восстание декабристов: Oh oh oh she wants to send you a EMM ESS PAINT of her.
[21:24] Восстание декабристов: Give it a sec.
[21:25] Восстание декабристов: http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb113/OMGmyheadsonfire/meobvs.jpg?t=1194240188
[21:25] Восстание декабристов: There.
[21:26] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): this is worrying
[21:26] |44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): your sister appears to be a vampire
[21:26] Восстание декабристов: She is not.
[21:26] Восстание декабристов: If she were she would not be in her fucking pajamas twenty-four-sev - wait.
[21:27] Восстание декабристов: HOLY SHIT SHE IS A VAMPIAR MANN.
[21:27] Восстание декабристов: Dogg you KNOW this is going in Quotes.
:awesome:
Emmzee
November 5th, 2007, 03:32 PM
Emmzee...
Will you be my new Xfire friend?
Yes.
Yes I will.
Skiiran
November 5th, 2007, 04:11 PM
Yes.
Yes I will.
THE HIGHEST OF FIVES!
Archon23
November 5th, 2007, 04:34 PM
Can I join you two? :eyesroll:
Emmzee
November 5th, 2007, 04:35 PM
Can I join you two? :eyesroll:
no i only add cool people and you are not cool
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-colbert.gif
Skiiran
November 5th, 2007, 04:41 PM
[13:28] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: oh hi
[13:28] Восстание декабристов: WHY HELLO XFIRE FRIEND
[13:28] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: WHY HELLO OTHER XFIRE FRIEND
[13:29] Восстание декабристов: Let us discuss now how much Llama and Ross think alike.
[13:29] Восстание декабристов: AND THEN THERE WILL BE CAKE.
[13:29] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: they both repped me on the same post with the comment "I LOVE YOU"
[13:29] Восстание декабристов: Ahaha really?
[13:29] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: yes
[13:30] Восстание декабристов: Weird.
[13:30] Восстание декабристов: I would figure both of then would be all 'YOU FAG WHY OH GOD'
[13:30] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: lol
[13:30] Восстание декабристов: Oh speaking of kitties, my cat is now making off with my sisters' remaining halloween candy.
[13:31] Восстание декабристов: No wait.
[13:31] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: awesome
[13:31] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: send me some
[13:31] Восстание декабристов: Now she is shitting on my printer.
[13:31] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: THROUGH THE INTERNET
[13:31] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: awesome
[13:31] Восстание декабристов: D:
[13:31] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: fax me a copy
[13:31] Восстание декабристов: Ahahaha.
[13:32] Восстание декабристов: Where is my sister?
[13:32] Восстание декабристов: We both had midterms today.
[13:32] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: suckine me off.
[13:32] Восстание декабристов: SHE SHOULD BE HOME.
[13:32] Восстание декабристов: D:
[13:32] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: SHE GIVES THE BEST BLOWJOBS
[13:32] Восстание декабристов: HEY DID I SHOW YOU THE PICTURE OF YOU AS ZIGGY STARDUST
[13:32] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: yes
[13:33] Восстание декабристов: It is the best picture.
[13:33] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: YOU COULD DRAW YOUR OWN THEN THAT WOULD BE THE BEST
[13:33] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: <:mad:>
[13:33] Восстание декабристов: I WOULD BUT I DO NOT HAS THE TABLET.
[13:33] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: k
[13:33] Восстание декабристов: That and the cat shit on the printer.
[13:33] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: NEITHER DOES ROSS
[13:33] Восстание декабристов: So scanning equals No.
[13:33] Восстание декабристов: OSHIT RLY
[13:33] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: RLY
[13:34] Восстание декабристов: GUESS I BETTER GO GET STARTED THEN.
[13:34] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: I DON'T THINK THEY EVEN HAVE TABLETS IN AUSTRALIA
[13:34] Восстание декабристов: ORLY?
[13:34] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: PROBABLY
[13:34] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: ALL THEY HAVE IS BARTERTOWN
[13:34] Восстание декабристов: BECAUSE THEY ARE SHOOPING THAT WOOP.
[13:34] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: MASTER BLASTER IS KING OF BARTERTOWN.
:awesome:
Archon23
November 5th, 2007, 04:58 PM
^ :lol:
no i only add cool people and you are not cool
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-colbert.gif
:<
Pooky
November 5th, 2007, 09:14 PM
no i only add cool people and you are not cool
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-colbert.gif
Am I cool? :awesome:
Oh wait I don't even have access to Xfire anymore :saddowns:
Con
November 5th, 2007, 09:38 PM
Looks like Xfire isn't sponsored by some gay company anymore.. *downloads*
ExAm
November 5th, 2007, 09:57 PM
THE HIGHEST OF FIVES!CANCER!!! :haw:
(refer to sig)
Emmzee
November 5th, 2007, 10:19 PM
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: OH DUDE WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS GROSS
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: OH GOD
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: DUDE
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: WTF
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: YOU FUCKING SICKO
Barrel Roll: WHAT
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU THAT LIKES THAT SORT OF THING
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: GOOD GOD
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: FUCKING SICK
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: IT'S ANIMATED
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: JESUS
I'm not posting the link he sent me.
Phobias
November 5th, 2007, 11:37 PM
can we at least know what you saw?
Atty
November 5th, 2007, 11:40 PM
2 girls and one cup?
Skiiran
November 5th, 2007, 11:50 PM
It was probably....
Well shit I can't think of what it could be.
Bodzilla
November 6th, 2007, 04:15 AM
14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: hi five
[20:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: o/
[20:14] -[♫] ЄXǒĐūŞ | OявiтаL: o/
[20:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: (do this) \o
[20:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: o/
[20:14] -[♫] ЄXǒĐūŞ | OявiтаL: ohmybad
[20:14] -[♫] ЄXǒĐūŞ | OявiтаL: o\
[20:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: LAWL
[20:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: XD
[20:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: your like
[20:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: hitting yourself in the head
[20:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: xD
[20:14] -[♫] ЄXǒĐūŞ | OявiтаL: :\
Reaper Man
November 6th, 2007, 08:14 AM
I'm not posting the link he sent me.
D: I wanna see.
rossmum
November 6th, 2007, 08:42 AM
No, you probably fucking don't.
Reaper Man
November 6th, 2007, 08:52 AM
Yes, I most likely do. I am a sick twisted fuck after all. :awesome:
odseraphim
November 6th, 2007, 12:56 PM
Yes, I most likely do. I am a sick twisted fuck after all. :awesome:
10 guesses say 'meatspin'
Emmzee
November 6th, 2007, 01:06 PM
10 guesses say 'meatspin'
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, and wrong.
Seriously, you guys don't want to see it.
Atty
November 6th, 2007, 01:14 PM
Two girls One cup. Thats the only thing that even Emmzee couldn't stand fapping to.
CtrlAltDestroy
November 6th, 2007, 07:36 PM
:gonk:
Con
November 6th, 2007, 08:48 PM
I did my research, guess I won't be watching it.
Roostervier
November 6th, 2007, 09:23 PM
Yes, I most likely do. I am a sick twisted fuck after all. :awesome:YOU DON'T WANT TO WATCH IT! I saved leet from sudden death by Timo by warning him of it the day I knew of it (around a month or so ago). Trust me... 2 girls 1 cup is NOT something anyone WANTS to see.
If you wanna know what it is though, go ahead and PM me :X
Syuusuke
November 6th, 2007, 09:34 PM
Just tell us the materials for the procedure.
*Ahem*
Emmzee
November 6th, 2007, 10:18 PM
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: oh hi
|44.RgD|Ogef.Kurz (Ross): hay
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST CONVERSATION EVER
IT WAS THE BEST CONVERSATION EVER.
n00b1n8R
November 7th, 2007, 01:12 AM
Two girls One cup. Thats the only thing that even Emmzee couldn't stand fapping to.
O RLY
:google:
wow.
:XD:
ExAm
November 7th, 2007, 01:40 AM
Urban Dictionary:
Trust me, you DO NOT want to see that video
(http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=2girls1cup)
n00b1n8R
November 7th, 2007, 01:49 AM
It's not that bad :P
Phobias
November 7th, 2007, 02:31 AM
scat O.o
Yeah, theres some sick people around...
Bodzilla
November 7th, 2007, 03:14 AM
[18:27] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: wtf is everyone going on about in the quotes thread
[18:31] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: oh thats just....
lol....
Rob Oplawar
November 7th, 2007, 12:50 PM
iAtty (11:07:34 PM): No, wait, mine is size 8, bold, underlined, and ital-- wait, its not crooked."
iAtty (11:07:36 PM): :-D :-D :-D
Rob Oplawar (11:07:59 PM): ?
iAtty (11:08:07 PM): obviously speaking of my text
iAtty (11:08:13 PM): but implyign my penis
iAtty (11:08:14 PM): idiot
Rob Oplawar (11:08:29 PM): size 8 is small text
iAtty (11:08:36 PM): SIZE 8'' SILLY
Rob Oplawar (11:08:37 PM): so what you're saying is you have a bold yet tiny dick?
iAtty (11:08:38 PM): jeez
iAtty (11:08:44 PM): 8 as in inches
iAtty (11:08:46 PM): not pixel size
iAtty (11:08:47 PM): gosh
Rob Oplawar (11:08:50 PM): XD
Rob Oplawar (11:08:53 PM): pixel size
Rob Oplawar (11:08:55 PM): ROFL
Rob Oplawar (11:08:59 PM): hahaha
Rob Oplawar (11:09:07 PM): geeks measure their penises in pizels
Rob Oplawar (11:09:10 PM): LOLOLOL
iAtty (11:09:10 PM): My penis is 2105x7849 pixels
iAtty (11:09:12 PM): LOL
iAtty (11:09:13 PM): LOLOL
Rob Oplawar (11:09:19 PM): 8 megapixels
Rob Oplawar (11:09:21 PM): =D
iAtty (11:09:53 PM): http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=184471#post184471
iAtty (11:09:59 PM): ^_^
lol
Rob Oplawar
November 9th, 2007, 12:58 AM
Bumpdoublepost! That should be a real word, because I say it a lot...
also, ellipsis!
anyway,
Rob Oplawar (10:55:06 PM): see, when i stare at my keys i almost never make a type
iAtty (10:55:06 PM): Suck my penis.
Rob Oplawar (10:55:10 PM): typo*
Rob Oplawar (10:55:11 PM): AHAHAHA
Rob Oplawar (10:55:17 PM): wow, no pun intended
Rob Oplawar (10:55:27 PM): i guess i was just intent on proving myself wrong
Rob Oplawar (10:55:50 PM): people who quote themselves are jerks
Rob Oplawar (10:55:54 PM): i guess i'm a jerk
Rob Oplawar (10:56:03 PM): brb, i'm going to the post your quotes thread
yeah I'm a hunt and peck typer, big whoop, you wanna fightaboutit?
I've tried rehab before, but I always slip back into the habit... I guess I'm a lost cause... and I've also tried quitting the ellipsis, with no avail...
Bodzilla
November 10th, 2007, 07:20 AM
[23:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: on thursday
[23:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: WWE was at bris vegas as well
[23:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: lmao
[23:13] Ð4ÑØ †: omg
[23:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: XD
[23:13] Ð4ÑØ †: you said bris vegas
[23:13] Ð4ÑØ †: die in a fire D:
[23:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: wats wrong with bris vegas.
[23:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: .
[23:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: it's new
[23:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: it's flashy
[23:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: and it's awesome.
[23:13] Ð4ÑØ †: its annoying cause everyoen says it
[23:13] Ð4ÑØ †: xD
[23:13] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: it's kinda wat brisbane is
[23:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: in australia
[23:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: for example
[23:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: Canberra is porn fireworks and politicians
[23:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: Melbourne is shit weather
[23:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: perth is Crazy hot weather and big beaches
[23:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: Darwin is BBQ's and bongs
[23:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: Sydney is Gangs muggins and stabbins
[23:14] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: Brisbane is flashy
[23:15] Ð4ÑØ †: :P
[23:15] Ð4ÑØ †: well said
[23:16] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: also
[23:16] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: while i remember
[23:16] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: Alice Springs is desert, heat and Flies
[23:16] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: Adelaide is churches
[23:16] Ð4ÑØ †: lmmao
[23:16] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: and Hobart is in-breds
[23:16] Ð4ÑØ †: XDDD
[23:16] Ð4ÑØ †: Alice Springs?
[23:17] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: yep
[23:17] Ð4ÑØ †: or is tha tnot a capital
[23:17] Ð4ÑØ †: I FORGET LOL
[23:17] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: it's on the weather map
[23:17] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: it counts
[23:17] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: and townsville is Armyz, thongs and swamps.
and another one
[23:26] Ð4ÑØ †: so tweek is modelling anothe rawsome thing
[23:26] Ð4ÑØ †: http://xs220.xs.to/xs220/07443/backdropwip.jpg
[23:26] Ð4ÑØ †: and i is skin it
[23:28] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: O_o
[23:28] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: needs to be a Motivational poster
[23:28] Ð4ÑØ †: ?
[23:28] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: "COMPENSATION"
[23:28] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: just when u thought your penis couldnt get any smaller.
[23:29] Ð4ÑØ †: Lmfao
n00b1n8R
November 10th, 2007, 07:34 AM
FlyingStone™: BOOB, I SEE BOOBS
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: AWESOME SHOW ME
FlyingStone™: *lifts shirt* BOOOOOOBS
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: GTFO FATTY
FlyingStone™: PWNT :D
(incase you didn't notice, people tend to call my boob)
FlyingStone
November 10th, 2007, 07:41 AM
I was expecting you to say Hi, not show me.
So, i showed you. :downs:
-F.S
Bodzilla
November 10th, 2007, 07:45 AM
[23:43] Ð4ÑØ †: "must spred rep around"
[23:43] Ð4ÑØ †: xD
[23:43] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: >:U!
[23:43] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: i was gunna say
[23:43] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: your could rep n00b
[23:43] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: and a few others
[23:43] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: but then i realised that was a Hideous idea
[23:43] Ð4ÑØ †: oh ok
[23:43] Ð4ÑØ †: ill rep noob
[23:44] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: [shot]Gonk.gif[\shot]
[23:44] Ð4ÑØ †: XDXDjust for that, you will....
Burn.
[/emmy]
:o
E. dane posted it as well.
DaneO'Roo
November 10th, 2007, 07:49 AM
[23:48] Ð4ÑØ †: seem like you lucked out
[23:48] Ð4ÑØ †: you must have been jsut outside my rep range
[23:48] Ð4ÑØ †: cause ive goen to rep other peopel
[23:48] Ð4ÑØ †: to give you rep
[23:48] Ð4ÑØ †: and now i cnat give any more rep
[23:48] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: >:U!
owned
*edit* ohshit
Bodzilla
November 10th, 2007, 07:51 AM
[23:50] DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: dano hasn't repped me
[23:50] DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: D:
[23:50] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: XD
Supa-Owned
Phobias
November 10th, 2007, 07:53 AM
Steven says: aren't we supposed to be at jessie's birthday party?
Corbin. says: her what?
Steven says: nvm...Come play h3, got a few mates over.
Corbin. says: be there in 10.
NOTE: The party was yesterday, neither of us went/remembered...she now doesn't speak to us....
WOOO
[23:57] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: man
[23:57] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: the Aussies just whored taht Quote thread
[23:57] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: something Hard.
[23:57] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :D
[23:58] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: what did u think of my Guide to australian capital cities :D!
[23:58] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в*}: long post is long.
[23:58] Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: add : Kempsey, one of the few towns in australia to be dug instead of settled.
ok, so its not a capital city...stfu.
TeeKup
November 10th, 2007, 01:21 PM
Liz: Guys I had a dream that I saw a Bigfoot last night.
TeeKup: I don't think that was a dream, I saw him too. Dear god your dad is hairy.
Liz: D:
Foster: Thats pretty gross fisher.
TeeKup: Tell me that when you see her dad.
Liz: shut up.
Tweek
November 11th, 2007, 04:53 PM
<marc whining about me spraying porn in a public test session hf HL2 Mod>
Marc zegt:
i am going to ask you again: is this clear, that this was the last time you sprayed porn?
Paul zegt:
you're not a very great motivational speaker
Paul zegt:
can i lie and just say yes to get you off me?
Marc zegt:
or, you could just stop this and jsut get over it and realize that its getting nowhere
Marc zegt:
how about that
Paul zegt:
google earth can't find it
Marc zegt:
tweek
Marc zegt:
seriously
Marc zegt:
i want debate this
Paul zegt:
you lost me at serious
Marc zegt:
its pretty easy, stop doing that bull and we are fine
Paul zegt:
ok, no more porn
Marc zegt:
good. thanks
Paul zegt:
but
Paul zegt:
there's plenty of other lulzworthy stuff
Marc zegt:
ok, you are bagging me to ask what it is. so what is it
Paul zegt:
ooohooohoo
Marc zegt:
well what ever you do: it better not piss anybody off
Paul zegt:
hurrrr
Marc zegt:
and it better not be any of that nasty shit i saw
Marc zegt:
i got a question
Paul zegt:
fire away captain
Marc zegt:
do you like working with this team?
Paul zegt:
most of the time
Marc zegt:
do you want to work with us on the commercial part and eventually make some money?
Paul zegt:
most of the time
Marc zegt:
well make a desicion
Paul zegt:
there's been times where it's no
Paul zegt:
but thats only sometimes
Paul zegt:
therefore
Paul zegt:
most of the time
Paul zegt:
see? i'm HONEST
Marc zegt:
all i can say is if you want to enjoy that "most of the time", you need to get your shit together.
Marc zegt:
all i can say
Marc zegt:
cause all that behavior i can take to a certain point
Marc zegt:
and you have been pushing it lately.
Paul zegt:
lately?
Paul zegt:
why
Marc zegt:
so if we want to keep this working, this need to change
Marc zegt:
so i dont want to hear any trouble anymore. i appreciate your work and your talent. keep things like that porn spray put of our work relationship and we are all fine
Marc zegt:
i want to get this game done
Marc zegt:
i dont want to discuss bullshit like this
Marc zegt:
so please knock it off
Marc zegt:
all i am asking
Marc zegt:
and i hope we are done with it now
Paul zegt:
no
Paul zegt:
the spray issue is over
Paul zegt:
Marc zegt:
and you have been pushing it lately.
Marc zegt:
what do you mean, no?
Paul zegt:
how have i been pushing
Paul zegt:
no, as in, i'm not done yet
Marc zegt:
we already talked about it and its in the past. i am not bringing up crap again, but i am just telling you with this, that we are watching you. you have been arguing with me for 10 mins about this porn shit. and it took a while to get to that ppoint where you say, you wont do it. i am tired of stuff like that. if we tell you that this immature shit has to go, it goes. we dont want to disguss this.
Marc zegt:
so, i would love to close this chapter now before it goes into 30 mins
Marc zegt:
no porn and no bulll anymore from you?
Marc zegt:
deal?
Paul zegt:
that's no answer :/
Marc zegt:
what do you want to hear?
Marc zegt:
you have been doing great work. you are a great addition to the team
Marc zegt:
but also bashing sapiens work with dane together and this porn stuff now realy brigns it to the limit. especially the porn stuff cause it can cause legal actions against us
Paul zegt:
whats wrong with sapien now?
Marc zegt:
nothing
Paul zegt:
i critiqued his work
Marc zegt:
its all fine now
Paul zegt:
then you huys are all UR DOIN IT WRONG
Paul zegt:
then i get a flipping AWESOME skinner
Paul zegt:
and you guys are like
Paul zegt:
UR DOIN IT WRONG
Marc zegt:
tweek, i would love to get this over with.. the sapien thing is in the past
Marc zegt:
the porn shit came up
Marc zegt:
i want to close this chapter
Paul zegt:
porn is over
Paul zegt:
done
Marc zegt:
and no more bull?
Paul zegt:
idc
Paul zegt:
tl;dr
Paul zegt:
etc
Paul zegt:
yes
Paul zegt:
fine
Marc zegt:
all i want is: i dont want to hear any more trouble
Marc zegt:
thats all
Marc zegt:
can u do that?
Paul zegt:
but i still think you're all gay for yelling UR DOING IT WRONG
Paul zegt:
k
Marc zegt:
gay?
Paul zegt:
silly?
Marc zegt:
better
Paul zegt:
fag
Paul zegt:
jk
Marc zegt:
what, you are calling me a fag now?
Paul zegt:
no
Paul zegt:
it was a continuation of the silly
Paul zegt:
oh lets just stop talking before this gets out fo hand k
Marc zegt:
yeah, i was gonna say that. i take your word on this.. no more trouble from you
Marc zegt:
deal?
Paul zegt:
mb >_>
Paul zegt:
you never know with tweek
Paul zegt:
it's part of his charmes
Marc zegt:
options are yes / no
Paul zegt:
i would like to spread my chances, 90% over yes, and 5% over no
Paul zegt:
i dont like to bind myself
Marc zegt:
youa re pushing it again
Paul zegt:
how about... i'll try to keep it to a minimum
Marc zegt:
how about a yes or a no
Marc zegt:
cause if its a no, i will have to think about our relationship here
Paul zegt:
life isn't about absolutes, it's about making compromises
Marc zegt:
ok tweek
Paul zegt:
but for you, i'll just say yes
Marc zegt:
you just safed this conversation
Marc zegt:
i take your work on this
Marc zegt:
i appreciate your disicion
Marc zegt:
thanks
Paul zegt:
>:3
Paul zegt:
didn't this make you lol inside a LITTLE bit?
Marc zegt:
what did?
Paul zegt:
this convo
Marc zegt:
honestly?
Paul zegt:
nah, you can lie if you want
Marc zegt:
if i lie, i would say i laughed my fucking ass off. but since it is a lie
Paul zegt:
since it's a lie......
Marc zegt:
no, i didnt think it was funny at all
Marc zegt:
it was stupid cause it can cost our asses to be honest. i tried to explain that to you
Paul zegt:
it's a frikin spray
Paul zegt:
meh fine
Paul zegt:
ttyl
i hate it when people are trying to be serious, and act like they have autoroty when they don't.
DaneO'Roo
November 11th, 2007, 05:05 PM
"but also bashing sapiens work with dane together and this porn stuff now realy brigns it to the limit. especially the porn stuff cause it can cause legal actions against us"
Lmfao, Tweek, please post a picture of Sapiens bomber.
*edit* ohshit tweek
http://xs321.xs.to/xs321/07450/bombcat.PNG
Rob Oplawar
November 11th, 2007, 06:20 PM
actually, I'm on Marc's side on this one. Maybe he was being a little too serious, but it's very frustrating for someone to act like a jackass when you're trying to have a serious conversation with them about legitimate concerns. It's pretty rude to treat someone's serious concerns as a joke.
Usually I have nothing but praise for you Tweek, and usually you seem pretty cool, but this time I have to say from what I read you came off as kind of a prick. =/
Tweek
November 11th, 2007, 06:25 PM
thats only half the conversation though :<
msn crashed halway trough, so only got that part.
it was rly ONOES porn :O!!!!!!
and i was like care, and he went boom, and i lold and pulled his strings the rest of the conversation.
Rob Oplawar
November 11th, 2007, 06:38 PM
oh right, I forgot normal people don't like other people. I'm the type who's nice to everybody, no matter how much of an asshole they are to me. I'm lucky I'm :awesome:, otherwise I'd be Pip. :eyeroll::rolleyes:
PlasbianX
November 11th, 2007, 07:44 PM
[19:48] plasbianx: hay
[19:48] plasbianx: you know those pics that say like..
[19:48] plasbianx: JailBait
[19:48] emmzee: LETS DO IT IN THE BUTT
[19:48] plasbianx: The best things in life are always illegal
[19:48] emmzee: HOSE ME DOWN BIG BOY
[19:48] plasbianx: and have a pic in the center?
[19:48] emmzee: I WANT YOUR HOT COCK IN MY MOUTH
[19:48] emmzee: IMMA DEEP THROAT YOU BAD BOY
[19:48] plasbianx: ... yo.
[19:49] plasbianx: Anyways
[19:49] emmzee: IF YOU PUT IT IN MY BUTT DON'T USE LUBE
[19:49] plasbianx: ya know what im talking about?
[19:49] emmzee: I LIKE IT ROUGH
[19:49] emmzee: ALSO
[19:49] emmzee: LET'S DO IT RIGHT NOW
[19:49] plasbianx: AFTER U LISTEN TO ME.
[19:49] plasbianx: K?
[19:49] emmzee: NO
[19:49] emmzee: FUCK ME
[19:49] emmzee: K?
[19:49] plasbianx: NO.
[19:49] plasbianx: BAI.
[19:49] emmzee: LOL YOU HAS NO LIBIDO
.
Rob Oplawar
November 11th, 2007, 07:52 PM
what what, mz?
Bad Waffle
November 11th, 2007, 08:02 PM
Paul zegt:
you never know with tweek
Paul zegt:
it's part of his charmes
Marc zegt:
options are yes / no
Paul zegt:
i would like to spread my chances, 90% over yes, and 5% over no
ROFL. tweek, is that for that eternal silence mod or something?
Tweek
November 12th, 2007, 06:13 AM
yes, als notice, that 90% + 5% = not 100% :o
tweek wonders where the other 5% went :3
Reaper Man
November 12th, 2007, 06:34 AM
rossmum says:
http://www.redorchestragame.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21069
fucking EPIC map
hurry up and get ro you fuckwad
The Ivanator says:
hurry up an- HOLY SHIT, I SMELL TACOS
:awesome:
rossmum says:
LOL
The Ivanator says:
TACOS FOR DINNER
TODAY IS INDEED A GREAT DAY
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-taco.gif
PlasbianX
November 12th, 2007, 10:55 PM
[22:53] * Nobody prepares PlasX to be shown on rotten.com
[22:53] <Jurgen> YOU AINT KNOW
[22:53] <PlasX> want my pic?
[22:53] <Jurgen> I GOTA DO
[22:53] <Jurgen> WHERE U GONE
[22:53] <PlasX> im submitting it to ugly ppl.com
[22:53] <Jurgen> nigga i aint got a money printer!
[22:53] <PlasX> so when ppl say, hey found your pic on uglypeople.com, i can say
[22:53] <PlasX> Hey yeah! i submitted it
[22:54] <Nobody> ~~
[22:54] * tarik has quit IRC (Quit: )
[22:54] <Nobody> nice-- huh--- logic
[22:54] <PlasX> amazing logic.
[22:55] <Redon> who needs logic
[22:55] <Redon> when you have plas
Atty
November 14th, 2007, 07:42 PM
iAtty (7:37:22 PM): Aerowyn
iAtty (7:37:26 PM): I hope you don't think its too foward
iAtty (7:37:30 PM): but I bought you something...
iAtty (7:37:34 PM): I think Lightning will appreciate them
"Kerry Aerowyn" (7:37:48 PM): ... *blinks*
iAtty (7:37:49 PM): http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/2724/92982177bm8.jpg
iAtty (7:37:55 PM): Lets hope his password is long enough
"Kerry Aerowyn" (7:38:07 PM): if this is going to end in a sexist/sexual joke, I'm not interested :p
iAtty (7:38:14 PM): Not really, justf funnze
iAtty (7:38:23 PM): Chastity panties for the computer age ^_^
"Kerry Aerowyn" (7:38:35 PM): I SEEEEEE
"Kerry Aerowyn" (7:38:44 PM): those are actually cute XD
"Kerry Aerowyn" (7:38:48 PM): but they look like granny panties
iAtty (7:38:47 PM): thats the point
"Kerry Aerowyn" (7:39:06 PM): which if you want to be caste, all you do is wear granny panties and men won't come near you
"Kerry Aerowyn" (7:39:11 PM): chaste**
iAtty (7:39:12 PM): I dunno, I've pulled my fair share off some hotties
"Kerry Aerowyn" (7:39:26 PM): ew granny panties D:
iAtty (7:39:35 PM): Of course, thongs and those boy shorts (the ones that look GREAT on a girls ass) far outwiegh grannies
"Kerry Aerowyn" (7:39:56 PM): I hate thongs, but like boy short ones XDDD
"Kerry Aerowyn" (7:40:13 PM): but they're wedgie central, so only on days that I wear skirts, lawl
"Kerry Aerowyn" (7:40:28 PM): ... wait, why are we talking about my underwear again?
"Kerry Aerowyn" (7:40:32 PM): XD
Emmzee
November 14th, 2007, 07:43 PM
Hot.
Aerowyn
November 14th, 2007, 07:46 PM
D:
Agamemnon
November 14th, 2007, 08:03 PM
Did he tell you about the time he danced around in a girl's panties?
Atty
November 14th, 2007, 08:09 PM
...Shut up.
ICEE
November 14th, 2007, 08:15 PM
Did he tell you about the time he danced around in a girl's panties?
:-3 go on...
Agamemnon
November 14th, 2007, 08:17 PM
They were boy shorts. He said they fit him well. ;)
Mass
November 14th, 2007, 08:26 PM
iAtty (7:37:55 PM): Lets hope his password is long enough
Bringing a whole new meaning to more than six characters.
Bodzilla
November 15th, 2007, 06:59 AM
[22:56] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: wat u doing tomorrow?
[22:57] Ð4ÑØ †: um
[22:57] Ð4ÑØ †: go to centerlink in hte marnin
[22:57] Ð4ÑØ †: and then nothing
[22:57] Ð4ÑØ †: also
[22:57] Ð4ÑØ †: \went to cuntry it
[22:57] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: i ment afternoon gosh
[22:57] Ð4ÑØ †: imma do work experience soon
[22:57] Ð4ÑØ †: also dunno
[22:57] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: beer?
[22:57] Ð4ÑØ †: ill organises with rosie kk?
[22:57] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: Hey-Lowz?
[22:57] Ð4ÑØ †: so that me and you can do stuffs
[22:57] Ð4ÑØ †: and she can whore me up on sat sun mon
looks like theres not going to be any skinnign done for a while gentlemen. Dane Has BUisness to attent to.
:hump:
:-3
Reaper Man
November 15th, 2007, 07:33 AM
rach says:
omg.
i just dialed a number
onto my remote control
The Ivanator says:
ONOZ.
eh?
rach says:
dumb
The Ivanator says:
you mean you tried to call somebody?
with your remote?
rach says:
ye
The Ivanator says:
well done
rach says:
lol
there are probably more females surfing the net than guys
The Ivanator says:
WUT
GURLS ON THE INTERWEBS?
UNTHINKABLE
rach says:...
The Ivanator says:
do you not know the golden rule of the internet?
rach says:
porn
The Ivanator says:
quoth the internet: Remember, on the internet; women are men, men are men, and children are the FBI
amen
all praise the divine internets
rach says:
women are men?
The Ivanator says:
and its holy series of tubes
The Ivanator says:
I HAD A MOCHA YESTERDAY
AND
AND
The Ivanator says:
A CANNED COFFEE TODAY
:awesome:
IT WASN'T JUST ANY MOCHA
NO
IT WAS AN ICED MOCHA
I GOT A BRAIN FREEZE
IT WAS WORTH IT
BECAUSE IT WAS COFFEE
:-3
Sarcologos-L38 says:
dude
The Ivanator says:
dude?
dude.
Sarcologos-L38 says:
dude
dude
The Ivanator says:
dude, dude.Yes, I find myself funny. :downs:
rossmum
November 15th, 2007, 07:59 PM
rossmum//Osr.Fletcher, J.L.: formal tonight
rossmum//Osr.Fletcher, J.L.: i has suit
rossmum//Osr.Fletcher, J.L.: i look hilarious in a suit
yipeekayyay: dont we all
rossmum//Osr.Fletcher, J.L.: since i'm usually found wearing jeans several sizes too large and a black t-shirt
rossmum//Osr.Fletcher, J.L.: usually covered in various stains
yipeekayyay: thats yummy
yipeekayyay: so you're gonna go dance
rossmum//Osr.Fletcher, J.L.: probably not
rossmum//Osr.Fletcher, J.L.: ok, imagine a tyrannosaurus with a fucking splinter in its foot
rossmum//Osr.Fletcher, J.L.: that's what i dance like
yipeekayyay: can i join the club?
rossmum//Osr.Fletcher, J.L.: sure
yipeekayyay: i dance like the hunchback of notre dame suffering from narcolepsy
rossmum//Osr.Fletcher, J.L.: LOL
:smith:
Emmzee
November 15th, 2007, 08:12 PM
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/5792/3sumla1.png
The best kind of threesome.
YES I CAN QUOTE MYSELF NOW LEAVE ME ALONE OK
Masterz1337
November 15th, 2007, 08:26 PM
M4573R5 1337: that bondage shit is fun though
ctrlaltde5tr0y: on the S side or the M side?
M4573R5 1337: both actually
ctrlaltde5tr0y: you would know
M4573R5 1337: thers nothign liek being tied downa girl ripping your pants off
M4573R5 1337: and thers nothing like holding a girl down and ripping her shirt off
M4573R5 1337: actually
M4573R5 1337: there is something like that
M4573R5 1337: called rape
M4573R5 1337: anyway
ctrlaltde5tr0y: was about to say
n00b1n8R
November 16th, 2007, 12:02 AM
i approve of the increase in quality of this thread :awesome:
also ross needs to post pictures for great justice!!
PlasbianX
November 16th, 2007, 03:41 PM
YES I CAN QUOTE MYSELF NOW LEAVE ME ALONE OK
|^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ | |____
|.THE WHO GIVES A | | |'""|""\_ ,_
| __ FUCK TRUCK __ l ||__|__|__|)
| (@)(@)* * * *(@)(@) * * * | ( @)
Masterz1337
November 16th, 2007, 03:58 PM
That looks like a truck.
Pooky
November 16th, 2007, 04:43 PM
YES I CAN QUOTE MYSELF NOW LEAVE ME ALONE OK
My buddy list is empty :saddowns:
And my Mario Kart DS emblem is now danes emo-ticon
rossmum
November 16th, 2007, 07:41 PM
i approve of the increase in quality of this thread :awesome:
also ross needs to post pictures for great justice!!
Wait until I actually get them back.
n00b1n8R
November 17th, 2007, 12:49 AM
Pooky: you get a very satisfying full on blast to their face
n00b1n8R
November 18th, 2007, 01:51 AM
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: so i hear
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: i hacked H2vista :-3
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: you too?
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: :D
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: :D
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: u know what
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: i wish i had a picture of the "dick" cake
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: some girls that i was friends with made
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: gave it to one of there GF's
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: lawl.
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: LOL
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: what part did she swallow :3
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: i as like :-3
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: they have a picture of her
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: licking the tip of the cake :-3
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: aaaw
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: zilla wish's he was a cake
funny how conversations can change topics so fast >_>
n00b1n8R
November 19th, 2007, 03:56 AM
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: have u seen the destroyer of dreams :downs:
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: 2girls1cup?
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: no
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: it's the alarm clock
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: :downs:
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: oh
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: yer that works too i guess
DA- n00b1n8R -(+ '_' +)-: >_>
-[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {в†}: :downs:
Bodzilla
November 19th, 2007, 05:58 AM
Overuse of :downs: smilie
:gonk:
I'm soooo Heathen
Emmzee
November 19th, 2007, 08:38 PM
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: who are you
(l+ '_' =l): Y?
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: WHO ARE YOU
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: Y AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF
(l+ '_' =l): wat exactly u want 2 know
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN "Y"?
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: BITCH
(l+ '_' =l): U.S.A.
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: BITCHFAGGOT
(l+ '_' =l): i get it
(l+ '_' =l): :-)
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: WHAT IS YOUR NAME
(l+ '_' =l): my real name?
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: NO BITCH
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: YOUR INTERNET NAME
(l+ '_' =l): proffessorx
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: DO I KNOW YOU?
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: NO I DON'T
(l+ '_' =l): no...
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: BYE BITCH
(l+ '_' =l): i just add ppl
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: OK
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: WELL NO
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: SO GO FUCK YOURSELF
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT MISTER
Who was that guy?
ExAm
November 19th, 2007, 09:07 PM
Is that what the face clan does? Use faces as their name?
Con
November 19th, 2007, 09:12 PM
Yeah. One of them was lecturing me about "hopping on the bandwagon" once. Everyone else in the server was lolin at him
n00b1n8R
November 20th, 2007, 02:54 AM
which bandwagon was that?
also lol.
Bodzilla
November 20th, 2007, 03:47 AM
which bandwagon was that?
also lol.
HE'S ONE OF THEM.
n00b1n8R
November 20th, 2007, 04:41 AM
yes but not the face one http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-colbert.gif
n00b1n8R
November 20th, 2007, 04:08 PM
ORIGIONALLY POSTED BY EMMZEE HERE (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=189324&postcount=6)
Nobody gives a shit about school blocking. It's there for a reason; try not to circumvent it.
I lol'd hard.
Pooky
November 20th, 2007, 04:58 PM
I lol'd hard.
That's just the man trying to keep us down :(
What's so wrong with looking at hardcore animal fisting in class anyway?
HDoan
November 21st, 2007, 09:14 PM
[19:01] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: ill give u the side view and a compairison
[19:01] HDoan: K
[19:02] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: this is the compairison
[19:02] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: http://sketchup.google.com/3dwarehouse/details?mid=642292c670fd5288202be79d8b285c1e
[19:02] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: wtf
[19:03] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: its a jpeg
[19:03] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: y u no get it?
[19:03] HDoan: The one uploaded pretty much isnt good
[19:03] HDoan: Still missing A TON of detail
[19:03] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: dude
[19:03] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: u suk at models
[19:03] HDoan: Dude you havnt seen the models Ive made recently
[19:03] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: wtf is ur prob
[19:03] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: show me than
[19:04] HDoan: Also what did my models have to do with this
[19:04] HDoan: Im said that its missing a ton of detail
[19:04] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: i keeped this 2 a minimum of polys
[19:04] HDoan: But its still missing some key features
[19:04] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: nope
[19:04] HDoan: Lol yes
[19:04] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: i looked at the halo 3 1 its not missing ne thing but the textures
[19:05] HDoan: Or the bottons on the top of the scope..
[19:05] HDoan: Or the end of the rifle tip is too big
[19:05] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: oh and maybe the bump maps but i mad up 4 that with mor polys
[19:05] HDoan: Weapons dont use bump map
[19:05] HDoan: they cant
[19:05] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: thay do in halo 3
[19:05] HDoan: But in Halo 1 they dont
[19:05] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: so?
[19:05] HDoan: And bumpmaps give LITTLE detail
[19:06] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: i made up 4 that with mor poly duh
[19:06] HDoan: They dont make a botton the side of master chiefs thumb
[19:06] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: ns
[19:06] HDoan: Look for more referene pictures to finihs off the model
[19:06] HDoan: Its OKAY for a START
[19:06] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: thay use bump maps :P
[19:07] HDoan: But Halo 1 doesnt so you have to model the most you can
[19:07] HDoan: Meaning dont be lazy and say the bump maps make everything
[19:07] HDoan: Your still missing major things
[19:07] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: and look ats not a start ur assult rifle is just the halo 1 ar with sif textures and sounds
[19:07] HDoan: But it is a place holder until we have a remodeld spiker
[19:07] HDoan: Forget about H3T right now and pay attention to your sniper
[19:08] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: its gd
[19:08] HDoan: It's good for a start
[19:08] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: snd my friend like it thay say its just like halo 3
[19:08] HDoan: But ITS MISSING THINGS
[19:08] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: yah like the animations and the textures and the sounds
[19:08] HDoan: IN THE MODEL not the tagging
[19:08] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: man ur an00b
[19:09] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: i thought u were gd
[19:09] HDoan: Kk I'm a noob for telling you to look for more reference pictures so you can improove your model
[19:09] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: do u realise at this point the model is mor than 1 mg
[19:09] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: and i hav enough refrences
[19:09] HDoan: Then those reference fail
[19:10] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: u fail
[19:10] HDoan: Kk Thanks for telling me that when I tell you stuff to imrpoove
[19:11] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: ive seen it enough 2 get it right u just dont kno wut it realy looks like
[19:11] HDoan: Give me one second you little 10 year old
[19:12] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: ur a 10 year old u mo-fo
[19:12] HDoan: Kk I'm ten what ever makes you sleep at night
[19:12] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: im 15 u ass
[19:12] HDoan: http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/Screenshot.ashx?size=medium&ssid=48CE4E8D353B3300D463236624F92256
[19:12] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: how old r u
[19:12] HDoan: Now if you TAKE THE TIME
[19:12] HDoan: to look at the pictrure your missing things
[19:12] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: -.-'
[19:12] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: u dont get it do u
[19:12] HDoan: Like how the scope of attached to the rifle
[19:12] HDoan: THE FUCKING BOTTON ON TOP OF THE SNIPER
[19:13] TG_§N1P£®~®1FL£: thats with bump maps and textures
[19:13] HDoan: You don't understand, BUMP MAPS DONT MAKE A FUCKING ATTACHMENT TO A SCOPE
[19:13] This user has been blocked
A conversation with someone who doesn't want to make his sniper rifle better, it's basicly just a modified Halo 2 sniper missing a ton of detail and him using the excuse "Oh Halo 3 uses bump maps" so he doesn't have to model stuff like the botton on top of the sniper
rossmum
November 21st, 2007, 11:35 PM
[15:32] 20.PzGr.Obgr.Adler(Link): THis thread called
[15:33] 20.PzGr.Obgr.Adler(Link): "Yo guys, I found a Ds on the street"
[15:33] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): saw that
[15:33] 20.PzGr.Obgr.Adler(Link): and the first post was
[15:33] 20.PzGr.Obgr.Adler(Link): yeah
[15:33] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): didn't read it though
[15:33] 20.PzGr.Obgr.Adler(Link): well the first post was
[15:33] 20.PzGr.Obgr.Adler(Link): "I found your mom on the street"
[15:33] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): LOL
[15:33] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): AGAHAHHAHAHSHAHHSHSHAHSASDHsgAHSFDjyursgiusdhfujas fmdsgvkjd
[15:33] 20.PzGr.Obgr.Adler(Link): explosion
[15:34] 20.PzGr.Obgr.Adler(Link): I found your Mom on the street.
He said "something of large value".
I love FP.
Emmzee
November 21st, 2007, 11:41 PM
<Emmzee> You know how some people call orange juice OJ?
<techdemon> yeah
<Emmzee> Well I call it guilty.
<techdemon> I dont get it...
<Emmzee> Probably because you call it innocent.
.
Emmzee
November 22nd, 2007, 12:56 AM
<Emmzee> Fucking Bash.org, rejecting my quote.
<Emmzee> more like GAY.org
<gr0sb33k> wow that sure was clever
<sajukno> Yeah, you sure told them.
Skiiran
November 22nd, 2007, 01:07 AM
[22:01] Восстание декабристов: Mantis Shrimp FUCK YES
[22:02] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: what.
[22:02] Восстание декабристов: http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/arthropoda/crustacea/malacostraca/eumalacostraca/royslist/species.php?name=o_scyllarus
[22:02] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: gay
[22:02] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: gaaaaaaaaaaay
[22:02] Восстание декабристов: They can break apart a crab faster than a human with a hammer.
[22:02] Восстание декабристов: http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/arthropoda/crustacea/malacostraca/eumalacostraca/royslist/species.php?name=g_platysoma
[22:02] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: well its gay
[22:02] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: gaaaaaaaaaaaay
[22:02] Восстание декабристов: Less gay than you.
[22:02] Восстание декабристов: OH
[22:02] Восстание декабристов: WHAT
[22:02] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: GAAAAAAAAAAAY
[22:02] Восстание декабристов: I DID GO THERE.
[22:02] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: LIKE YOU
[22:03] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=189968&postcount=1714
[22:03] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: SEE WHAT I DID THERE
[22:03] Восстание декабристов: AHAHAHAHA
[22:03] Восстание декабристов: YOU ARE A FUNNY GAY.
[22:03] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: NO
[22:03] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: I AM A FUNNY GUY.
[22:03] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: IM NOT GAY YOU ARE
[22:03] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: AND YOU HAVE SEX WITH DOGS
:awesome:
n00b1n8R
November 22nd, 2007, 03:05 AM
Pooky: then again, I prefer to think of myself as native to the Internet
DA- n00b1n8R: ALL HAIL THE NATION WITHOUT BORDERS
DA- n00b1n8R: ALL HAIL THE FREE PORN AND PIRATE FLEETS
DA- n00b1n8R: ALL HAIL THE ROSS CANNON, KEEPER OF THE BOOK OF SPAM
DA- n00b1n8R: (continue fag)
Pooky: lol
Pooky: all hail the one true keeper of the best and worst the world has to offer, the only place where information and useless horse shit flow qith equal freedom, and the only place where you really can choose just how cool you want to be
Pooky: blessed be the internet!
DA- n00b1n8R: /quote
Tweek
November 22nd, 2007, 06:46 PM
Do you know this person? Report IM Spam (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/#)
anikan211: Hey
tweek3d: hai?
tweek3d: who dis
anikan211: ian
anikan211: ur a 3d modeler
tweek3d: dont know any ians :<
tweek3d: lies
tweek3d: what led you to think such preposterous things?!
anikan211: tweek3d
tweek3d: hmm
anikan211: 3d
tweek3d: that kinda makes sense
anikan211: lol
tweek3d: key, so wha's up?
anikan211: need a few new modelers
anikan211: are u one
tweek3d: i'm not new :<
anikan211: huh
tweek3d: you said you need new modeller
anikan211: for my team
tweek3d: oh here we go
anikan211: not new to modeling
anikan211: lmfao
tweek3d: what team
anikan211: nimbus
tweek3d: dont care about the name rly
tweek3d: what kind of team, what do you do, what for, and why, and how many, and what's your experience.
anikan211: lemme see some of your work
anikan211: game developemnt 15 people
anikan211: for making some money
anikan211: ive worked on a few games
tweek3d: oh me too
ATTENTION: Direct IM session initiated. What is this? (http://help.channels.aol.com/topic.adp?topicId=ART_175043_AIM)
tweek3d: oh you made that uzi on h2v?
anikan211: no
tweek3d: oh o
tweek3d: ok
anikan211: i didnt make any of those models
anikan211: models by my team
anikan211: anyways what games have u worked on
tweek3d: Deep6, Art of war, and a MOD project, eternal-silence
anikan211: how much did you get paid
anikan211: on these
tweek3d: 200 us dollars on deep6
tweek3d: indie game
tweek3d: art of war is in developement, on a royalty-base
tweek3d: and the MOD is for lolz
anikan211: well can i see some of your work
anikan211: if i pay u by a monthly basis which i dont wanna do its spread so thin
tweek3d: how did you find my aim btw
anikan211: dont remember really
ATTENTION: Direct IM session disconnected.
tweek3d: http://xs.to/xs.php?f=4.jpg&h=xs216&d=07261 HUD model for deep6
anikan211: u interested or whats up
tweek3d: dunno, the pics you sent me are rather failure
tweek3d: http://xs.to/xs.php?f=spidertanx1.jpg&h=xs414&d=07155
anikan211: there wips
tweek3d: http://xs.to/xs.php?f=suprobot.jpg&h=xs220&d=07404
tweek3d: http://xs.to/xs.php?f=wheelencore.jpg&h=xs321&d=07450
anikan211: how many polys are these
anikan211: these are to high poly to work in a game engine
tweek3d: i lold
tweek3d: depends on the engine
anikan211: no
tweek3d: http://xs.to/xs.php?f=Azarath-full1.jpg&h=xs217&d=07294
anikan211: theres are to high poly
anikan211: for even the crysis engine
tweek3d: the high res images you see, are OBVIOUSLY for normalmapping
anikan211: thank god
anikan211: about to say
anikan211: dont tell me u think these are going in like that
anikan211: those arent normal mapped though
tweek3d: http://xs.to/xs.php?f=ut3lulz.jpg&h=xs221&d=07474
anikan211: those are the high res models
tweek3d: obviously >_>
tweek3d: that's a UT3 map im working on atm
anikan211: your pretty good
tweek3d: http://xs.to/xs.php?f=Bridgemap-WIP2.jpg&h=xs321&d=07473 and thats a UT3 map thats being textured atm
anikan211: heres what i can offer oyu
tweek3d: epix?
anikan211: a percentile of the profit
tweek3d: i lol'd
anikan211: so thats a no
tweek3d: well here's my point of view
tweek3d: here comes som random person
tweek3d: asking me to show my shit
tweek3d: then asks dumb questions, and talks about "crysis engine"
anikan211: k
anikan211: peace bitch
tweek3d: now, me being the guy who knows what im talking about
tweek3d: you can't sell MODS
anikan211: its
anikan211: not
anikan211: a
anikan211: mod
anikan211: duesch
tweek3d: you must hate that enter-key so much.
tweek3d: abusing it like that
anikan211: yep yep
tweek3d: from my perspective, right now. i see a 15 year old kid who got the idea of making an awesome game on this awesome new engine that just came out, so hes getting together a team, with promises of fame and fortune.
tweek3d: been there, done that.
tweek3d: feel free to prove me wrong.
anikan211: yea well
anikan211: where do u live
anikan211: u wanna tell me
anikan211: so i can go fucken show you im not a 15 year old
anikan211: u want that mr big shit
tweek3d: waterstoep 14 3262 CX oud beijerland netherlands - (i KNOW you're not going to send me trash, h2v!)
anikan211: netherlands
anikan211: thats offly far from texas but ill see what i can do
tweek3d: ill welcome you on my doorstep
anikan211: shut the fuck up
tweek3d: brb, copypasting this conversation to friends.
anikan211: why u gotta be such a little shit
tweek3d: well, i hate to be the bearer of TRUTH here, but i'm just pointing out facts and my opinion, you're the one swearing and namecalling.
tweek3d: wich isn't a very good way to recruit someone for this big epic game you've got planned
anikan211: did i say it was big
anikan211: when did i say it was big
anikan211: when did i say it was epic
anikan211: your putting words out there i never used
tweek3d: do you care? or do you just want to make a pointless arguement?
anikan211: i would like to have u help
anikan211: you know make a few bucks doing it
anikan211: but not if your ganna just be doin that the whole time
tweek3d: well, you've totally busted your credibility.
anikan211: well what you want me to do to make it better
anikan211: would u like a little level preview maybe
tweek3d: not really.
tweek3d: you've seen one palmy beach in crysis, you've seen em all
anikan211: who said it was like crysis
anikan211: its a gothic styled game
tweek3d: uhh okay, well, show away
ATTENTION: Direct IM session initiated. What is this? (http://help.channels.aol.com/topic.adp?topicId=ART_175043_AIM)
anikan211: http://www.artleaping.com/en_game/
tweek3d: cba installing fancy softwarez to see some images
anikan211: cba
anikan211: its not images
anikan211: its the game
anikan211: in a webplayer
anikan211: BTW
anikan211: thats why i said level preview
ATTENTION: Direct IM session disconnected.
tweek3d: you're not doing a very good job at presenting it to be honest.
anikan211: what do you mean
tweek3d: can't see shit
anikan211: how bright is your screen
tweek3d: too bright
anikan211: cause on my screen i can see rather good
anikan211: maybe its different on other peoples comps im not sure
tweek3d: it's a wall and some hills
anikan211: its not done
tweek3d: and what is supposed to be some house i think
tweek3d: like i said
tweek3d: you're not doing a good job at presenting yourself
anikan211: weve only been working for like a week
tweek3d: got any concept? design document?
anikan211: not really that you havent already really seen
anikan211: but our concept artist is good
tweek3d: ive seen 3 images
anikan211: like i said
anikan211: weve only been working for like a week
anikan211: i mean if your not interested tell me
tweek3d: well, i'm keeping an open mind
anikan211: well tell me would you like to make a survival horror
tweek3d: but it's like a bulldozer is razing over that big gaping hole, and building a mountain on top of it for good measure
tweek3d: here's my deal, if you pay me a fulltime salery, ill build you wahtever the hell you want
tweek3d: if not, then i don't have the time
anikan211: how much is a full time salary to you
anikan211: cause i know people who consider that like 500 a day
tweek3d: if you're planning on hiring people, the least you could have done is work up a payment plan
anikan211: lol
anikan211: its not that big dude
anikan211: i dont think u understand
anikan211: i mean we can cut u in on like 10%
tweek3d: 10 per cent of nothing is still nothing.
tweek3d: i've already got things going on on royalty basis, and don't need another one
anikan211: what about per model
tweek3d: don't have the time for that
anikan211: K
anikan211: peace thanks for your time
tweek3d: good luck with your game
anikan211: yep yep
tweek3d: if you need artists, try contacting a friend of mine
tweek3d: he might be interested
tweek3d: his aim is uhh
tweek3d: PharoaheZephyrus
anikan211: he on
tweek3d: yep
anikan211: maybe ill work with u in the future sometime
tweek3d: maybe
tweek3d: but you'll need to work on that attitude before you do though
tweek3d: namecalling
tweek3d: bad idea
anikan211: i get pissed easily
tweek3d: gosh, wouldnt have noticed
tweek3d: internet, serious business
anikan211: i suppose
anikan211: but thats the part that pisses me off you see people wouldnt be talking to me like that
anikan211: if it were in person
tweek3d: oh i would
tweek3d: i'm like that
tweek3d: ask anyone
anikan211: no offense but i would really
tweek3d: ask that guy you're talking to
anikan211: want to hit
anikan211: you so bad
tweek3d: sure you would
tweek3d: you wouldn't touch me though
tweek3d: unless you were stupid
anikan211: lol
anikan211: why
tweek3d: the fact you have to ask why makes raptor jesus cry
anikan211: well im just saying
anikan211: ive seen some crazy shit happen
anikan211: one time my friends dad broke this dude arm
anikan211: jumping off the bed of his truck
tweek3d: /e-peen
anikan211: nuthin happened to him
tweek3d: now you're starting a "my penis is bigger than yours" arguement
tweek3d: so BYE!
HAVE FUN SNAFFYYYYY <3<3<3!!
SnaFuBAR
November 22nd, 2007, 06:52 PM
hahahahaha pwnt
Roostervier
November 22nd, 2007, 07:05 PM
What an idiot, lol.
Sel
November 22nd, 2007, 07:07 PM
hahahahaha pwnt
Pwnt and anally raped in the ass a few times too.
Emmzee
November 22nd, 2007, 07:23 PM
Tweek, I specifically asked you not to post our convo.
Tweek
November 22nd, 2007, 07:23 PM
Pwnt and anally raped in the ass a few times too.
DOUBLE RAPE POWAR!
SnaFuBAR
November 22nd, 2007, 07:26 PM
anikan211: Hey
SnaF: Hello
SnaF: Who is this?
anikan211: Hey your friend said to contact you if i was looking for an artist
anikan211: you busy
SnaF: I'll be having dinner soon. What kind of artist are you looking for?
anikan211: 3D
SnaF: i see
anikan211: architecture
anikan211: weapons
anikan211: or organic
SnaF: Yeah, I do that
anikan211: Would you like to see a level preview
SnaF: sure
SnaF: So you need a 3d artist for what? a game? an animated movie?
anikan211: a game
anikan211: http://www.artleaping.com/en_game/
SnaF: oh lord, unity.
SnaF: i've installed this thing 6 or so times.
anikan211: lol
SnaF: you're not using Unity engine, are you?
anikan211: lmfao yea
anikan211: why
anikan211: unity 2.0 anyway
SnaF: eh, i don't like that engine much
SnaF: the sound capability is very poor
anikan211: have u used it with 2.0
SnaF: yes
SnaF: i was in the market for one, and didn't choose this
anikan211: well what engine do you suggest
SnaF: blam!2 works nice
anikan211: link me
SnaF: but if you can, a next gen engine like UE3 or Cryengine2
anikan211: lol
anikan211: not happening yet
anikan211: lol
anikan211: maybe in like years to come
anikan211: maybe
anikan211: that will be a possibilty
anikan211: for expensive engines like that
SnaF: cryengine is what... 700,000 dollars?
anikan211: probably
anikan211: ue3 is like 750
SnaF: so what games have you done?
anikan211: i worked on bane
anikan211: i suppose im still working on it
anikan211: notics.net/bane
SnaF: what engine is that?
SnaF: seems extremely simple
anikan211: lol
anikan211: unity
SnaF: is this what you're recruiting for?
SnaF: i can't really say it appeals to me. it's too simple design-wise
SnaF: mostly everything looks like extruded, chamfered and scaled boxes
Previous message was not received by anikan211 because of error: User anikan211 is not available.
lil fagtron signed off before i could blow his mind :(
btw, click link for lolz tha's his game
Con
November 22nd, 2007, 07:29 PM
lmao, I just realized that guy's on my list. *delete*
Tweek
November 22nd, 2007, 07:32 PM
con, do you have any idea where he's from, he didnt tell me where he got my AIM from.
DaneO'Roo
November 22nd, 2007, 07:53 PM
Oh yeah?
Session Start (dano555666:anikan211): Mon Oct 22 08:56:20 2007
[08:56] anikan211: Hey
[08:59] dano555666: i
[08:59] dano555666: hi*
[08:59] anikan211: so have you decided if you wanna texture for us
[09:00] dano555666: im stil not sure
[09:00] dano555666: ii mean all ive seen is 1 building
[09:00] dano555666: if there was more id feel more of an incentive to work
[09:00] anikan211: i see well you see we just started and thats all we have
[09:01] dano555666: well i cant texture map whats not there, so how about you keep working on it and ill see by the time you have more stuff
[09:01] anikan211: K
[09:01] dano555666: i just wanna make sure id be working with a good team who can deliver
[09:01] anikan211: lol
[09:01] anikan211: were selling the game
[09:01] anikan211: so
[09:01] anikan211: we kinda have to deliver
Session Close (anikan211): Mon Oct 22 09:09:38 2007
Session Start (dano555666:anikan211): Sun Nov 04 17:17:30 2007
[17:17] anikan211: Hey
[17:17] dano555666: hi
[17:17] anikan211: you up for helping us
[17:17] dano555666: show me some more hard stuff
[17:17] dano555666: like concepts,plot summary
[17:17] dano555666: etc
[17:18] *** anikan211 wants to directly connect.
[17:18] *** anikan211 is now directly connected.
[17:18] anikan211:
[17:19] dano555666: thats 1 gun, i need more than that to know that aproject is going to be followed through to the end
[17:20] dano555666: i need to know hte story
[17:20] dano555666: the plans
[17:20] dano555666: etc
[17:23] anikan211: Yea
[17:28] *** anikan211 direct connection is closed (couldn't send packet!).
Session Close (anikan211): Sun Nov 04 17:51:32 2007
Session Start (dano555666:anikan211): Mon Nov 05 09:22:24 2007
[09:22] anikan211: Hey
[09:23] *** "anikan211" signed off at Mon Nov 05 09:23:17 2007.
Session Close (anikan211): Mon Nov 05 09:23:22 2007
Session Start (dano555666:anikan211): Mon Nov 05 10:10:42 2007
[10:10] anikan211: You wanna texture a gun for me
[10:10] anikan211: for the game
Session Close (anikan211): Mon Nov 05 10:10:49 2007
:closed window:
Session Start (dano555666:anikan211): Mon Nov 05 10:10:51 2007
[10:10] anikan211: so i can see your skill
[10:38] dano555666: my skill
[10:38] dano555666: im not wasting time with little initiation things i dont have the time for this
[10:38] dano555666: i dont think i want to work on hte prject because i know nothign about it
[10:38] dano555666: and im allready working on other projects
[10:39] anikan211: K
[10:39] anikan211: fine
Session Close (anikan211): Mon Nov 05 11:39:28 2007
/old
Mr Buckshot
November 22nd, 2007, 08:09 PM
From an IB student: "My Extended Essay is shit.. the constipated kind; hard to produce."
Agamemnon
November 22nd, 2007, 08:28 PM
iAtty (8:19:49 PM): shit shit guys
iAtty (8:19:50 PM): she texted me
iAtty (8:19:59 PM): she is in town
iAtty (8:20:01 PM): DEAR OH DERA
iAtty (8:20:02 PM): DEFCON 3
iAtty (8:20:04 PM): HIGH ALERT
iAtty (8:20:06 PM): SEND IN THE MARINES
iAtty (8:20:12 PM): TO THE ALPHA SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iAtty (8:20:22 PM): DIAL THE GATE!
iAtty (8:20:33 PM): OPEN THE IRIS!
iAtty (8:20:38 PM): OH NOES, SHE DIALED IN
Agamemnon (8:20:42 PM): CLOSE THE IRIS!
iAtty (8:20:46 PM): DEAR OH DEAR, EVERYONE, EVACUATE!
iAtty (8:20:51 PM): DETONATE THE TACTICAL NUKE!!!!!!
Agamemnon (8:20:52 PM): I'M LOCKED OUT FROM THE DIALING SEQUENCE!
Agamemnon (8:20:56 PM): INCOMING WORMHOLE!
iAtty (8:20:58 PM): SHIT SHIT, FIRE ZE MISSLES!
Agamemnon (8:21:10 PM): COLNEL O'NEILL WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
Agamemnon (8:21:22 PM): IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING?
iAtty (8:21:39 PM): LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Agamemnon (8:21:52 PM): CHEVRON SEVEN WILL NOT ENGAGE
iAtty (8:22:14 PM): HYPER DRIVE IS HIT, SUB LIGHT IS NON RESPONSIVE
iAtty (8:22:18 PM): CLOAK FAILING
iAtty (8:22:21 PM): WE ARE SITTING DUCKS
iAtty (8:22:31 PM): "Untrained equines could not pull me away from this ship.:
iAtty (8:22:35 PM): undemesticated**
Agamemnon (8:22:42 PM): undomesticated***
Agamemnon (8:22:45 PM): faggot
Agamemnon (8:22:49 PM): l2jaffajoke
iAtty (8:23:03 PM): /wrists/
Con
November 22nd, 2007, 08:29 PM
see sig :awesome:
Bodzilla
November 22nd, 2007, 08:31 PM
DOUBLE RAPE POWAR!
but isnt a Double negative a +?
:-3
Emmzee
November 22nd, 2007, 09:44 PM
but isnt a Double negative a +?
:-3
Double rape = double penetration.
So no, not in this case.
Agamemnon
November 22nd, 2007, 10:35 PM
iAtty (10:19:58 PM): Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
iAtty (10:20:36 PM): When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.
Agamemnon (10:21:10 PM): Ask not what your fellow vagina hole can do for you, but ask when your penis will grow into it.
iAtty (10:25:59 PM): Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
Agamemnon (10:27:49 PM): Buttoxes, vaginas, and penises, lend me your organs! I come to enlarge Atty's penis size, not to praise his lack thereof!
iAtty (10:30:59 PM): Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
Agamemnon (10:31:31 PM): Hark, what lack of penis size shows! It is Atty's, and it is possible he'll never grow into it.
iAtty (10:32:05 PM): Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
Agamemnon (10:32:20 PM): Alas, poor little penis; Atty knew him so.
iAtty (10:34:31 PM): FUCK YOU
ExAm
November 22nd, 2007, 10:35 PM
HAVE FUN SNAFFYYYYY <3<3<3!!
I work for that guy doing random models, not any superhigh quality stuff. While I don't think he's going to be selling many copies of his team's games, he's sponsored, and he's paying me. Easy money. I've never seen him flip out before, usually he's perfectly composed.
Atty
November 22nd, 2007, 11:08 PM
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Agamemnon
November 22nd, 2007, 11:10 PM
You forgot your :mad::mad::mad::mad:'s
Jay2645
November 22nd, 2007, 11:11 PM
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: I aim to be the master
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: the pokemon master
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: yeah
~Σ~ [SWMT] Jay2645: lol
wowthesenicknamesaretoosh: TAHTS RIGHT
DaneO'Roo
November 22nd, 2007, 11:30 PM
Jay, that was not worthy of posting. If thats the best shit you get when talking to people, you need to lurk moar because this forum isn't fail enough to accommodate your lack of uber posts.
FRain
November 22nd, 2007, 11:33 PM
Dano = +repped.
Emmzee
November 22nd, 2007, 11:43 PM
Molotovnight : I WANT YOUR THICK COCK IN MY MOUTH
Molotovnight : I mean
Molotovnight : hi
Agamemnon582bc : Atty -----> that way
Molotovnight : k thx
Atty
November 22nd, 2007, 11:53 PM
Aggy (10:31:26 PM): YOU BETTER NOT BE OUT ON A DATE WITH HER YOU WAFFLE
iAtty (11:06:46 PM): I was at work you whore
Aggy (11:07:03 PM): YOU BETTER HAVE BEEN SLUT
iAtty (11:07:03 PM): YOU ARE THE ONLY MAN FOR ME
iAtty (11:07:05 PM): errr
iAtty (11:07:09 PM): WOMAN*************
Aggy (11:07:18 PM): no u
iAtty (11:07:28 PM): I'm the only woman for myself?
iAtty (11:07:31 PM): GLAD TO KNOW I MASTERBATE
iAtty (11:07:33 PM): :FAPFAPFAP:
Aggy (11:08:02 PM): good girl
rossmum
November 23rd, 2007, 12:03 AM
ctrlaltde5tr0y (3:59:53 PM): you should be able to add italics to italics
ctrlaltde5tr0y (3:59:57 PM): to make it slant more
teh rossmum (4:00:00 PM): shdashdhashdhashdahfadfh
ctrlaltde5tr0y (4:00:05 PM): then i could make my words do fucking 180s
Emmzee
November 23rd, 2007, 12:05 AM
Molotovnight (11:49:35 PM): rape is the same as foreplay, right?
iAtty (11:49:49 PM): only if she sceams
Molotovnight (11:50:10 PM): awesome
Molotovnight (11:50:27 PM): yeah atty, me and your little sister SO foreplayed last night
iAtty (11:52:54 PM): cool
Molotovnight (11:53:09 PM): I gave her herpes
Molotovnight (11:53:14 PM): and said, "happy birthday"
Molotovnight (11:53:18 PM): it was my present to her
iAtty (11:56:44 PM): Did you give her a birthday face?
Molotovnight (11:56:54 PM): i gave something to her birthday face
Molotovnight (11:56:58 PM): if you get what i mean...
iAtty (11:57:07 PM): JIzz?
Molotovnight (11:57:10 PM): yes
Molotovnight (11:57:19 PM): it got in her eye
Molotovnight (11:57:29 PM): so that's why i said "happy birthday"
Molotovnight (11:57:49 PM): oh, and atty...
Molotovnight (11:57:55 PM): remember two nights ago?
Molotovnight (11:58:03 PM): Happy belated birthday
Molotovnight (11:58:14 PM): :3
iAtty (11:58:20 PM): shit
iAtty (11:58:20 PM): shit
rossmum
November 23rd, 2007, 12:19 AM
[16:02] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: they need to make a GOOD vietnam game
[16:02] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): yeah
[16:02] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): i agree
[16:02] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: the problem with 'nam games is that it doesn't capture the tension
[16:02] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: of being in a jungle
[16:03] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): or the mental scars
[16:03] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: with booby traps and VC everywhere
[16:03] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: yeah
[16:03] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): though i heard shellshock was good
[16:03] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: a GOOD vietnam game should give you PTSD
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Emmzee
November 23rd, 2007, 12:34 AM
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: ROSS
Восстание декабристов: Oh yeah he LOVES the dick, Ross does.
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: oh yeah
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: he goes for the money shot
Восстание декабристов: Jfap loves his own dick.
Восстание декабристов: That's why his name is Jfap
Восстание декабристов: Atty loves YOUR dick.
Восстание декабристов: Because he is Atty
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: big time
Восстание декабристов: Kornmann is a carpet munching lesbian with a penis somehow.
Korn is a hermaphrodite, fact.
Skiiran
November 23rd, 2007, 12:39 AM
You left out the best part, Emm-hole.
[21:36] Восстание декабристов: I wish Teekie went to my school.
[21:36] Восстание декабристов: Because then I'd be all
[21:37] Восстание декабристов: HEY GAY FRIEND
[21:37] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: so you could rape him?
[21:37] Восстание декабристов: No
[21:37] Восстание декабристов: So I could get other people to rape him.
[21:37] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: HAHA IT'S NOT OPPOSITE DAY
[21:37] Восстание декабристов: Because it would be funny
[21:37] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: SO YOU DON'T WANT TO RAPE HIM
[21:37] Восстание декабристов: Good.
Emmzee
November 23rd, 2007, 12:46 AM
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: http://www.sanguinarius.org/problems-01.shtml
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: :gonk:
20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): kill it with fire
20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): or, alternately, wooden stakes.
Bodzilla
November 23rd, 2007, 01:27 AM
Double rape = double penetration.
so therefore a double negative :downs:
Emmzee
November 23rd, 2007, 01:41 AM
so therefore a double negative :downs:
But what if it's in Spanish?
In Spanish, "not nothing" is proper grammar, as opposed to "not anything".
Atty
November 23rd, 2007, 01:43 AM
Korn is a hermaphrodite, fact.I would like to point out that I love no dick except my own, thanks.
Emmzee
November 23rd, 2007, 01:58 AM
I would like to point out that I love no dick except my own, thanks.
And mine.
Atty
November 23rd, 2007, 02:16 AM
And mine.No, I only love you for your kitty.
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