Post your quotes #2 [Archive] - Page 9

n00b1n8R

January 17th, 2008, 08:26 AM

leme fix that for you.

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i love it when it's late
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and the mods are sleeping
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and almost everyone has gone to bed
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and we get free run of the place
The Real Ziz Lady: o/
The Real Ziz Lady: where such rebels
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: \o
The Real Ziz Lady: sneeking aroudn the halls at night
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: totally
The Real Ziz Lady: Oh yeah
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i'm like harry pota y0
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and everyone else is snape
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: wqait
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: wait
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: no
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: fuck that shit
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i want to be snape D:
The Real Ziz Lady: you've made your choice
The Real Ziz Lady: 21 bad
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: eh
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: well
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: atleast i get ginny weasly
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :hot:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: instead of jerking off in some doungen every night to harry's late mother
The Real Ziz Lady: :/
The Real Ziz Lady: :\
The Real Ziz Lady: I'm Lupin Bitch
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: no
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: YOUR DEAD
The Real Ziz Lady: go all wearwolf on your ass
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: DEAD
The Real Ziz Lady: NO I CAME BACK
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WITH YOUR WIFE
The Real Ziz Lady: YOU CANT KILL A WEAR WOLF
The Real Ziz Lady: SHUT UP
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AND YOUR SON LIVES
The Real Ziz Lady: SHUT UP ;___;
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: BUT YOU DON'T GET TO SEE HIM GROW UP
The Real Ziz Lady: GAH NOES
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AND I HAVE 3 KIDS YO
The Real Ziz Lady: :shotgonkshot:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AND I GET GINNY WEASLY
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: GINNY
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WEASLY
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :haw:
The Real Ziz Lady: D:
The Real Ziz Lady: but i'm Shaggadelic
The Real Ziz Lady: you cant deny the shaggadelic nature i have
The Real Ziz Lady: it's like a fuckign aura
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: lupid is awesome, except for the slight issue of him being a little dead
The Real Ziz Lady: everything around me turns to awesome
The Real Ziz Lady: SHUT YOUR LIVE HOLE
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ATLEAST I CAN MOVE ENOUGH TO SHUT IT
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: YO
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AND I'M IN GINNY WEASLY
The Real Ziz Lady: FAR Q
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: N
The Real Ziz Lady: Y
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: FARQ GINNY
The Real Ziz Lady: SHAG
The Real Ziz Lady: A
The Real Ziz Lady:
DELIC
The Real Ziz Lady: THERE IS NOTHING MORE TO THIS CONVO
The Real Ziz Lady: SHAG
The Real Ziz Lady: A
The Real Ziz Lady: DELIC
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: HARRY POTTER IS LE FAMOUS
The Real Ziz Lady: Lupin is LEH SHAGADELIC
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LUPIN WAS SOME WEREWOLF WHO GET LOLDEAD
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: I CAME BACK FROM DEATH YO
The Real Ziz Lady: LOOK AT HIS HAIR
The Real Ziz Lady: HE HAS A FUCKIGN AWESOME BEARd
HE SCREAMS AWESOE SEX MACHINE GOD
The Real Ziz Lady: YOUR JUST BLIND STICKING IT TO UNDERAGE GIRLS
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: lupin doesn't have a beard
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: >_>
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: NO WAI
The Real Ziz Lady: he has a bit of bum fluff
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: you'd know
The Real Ziz Lady: like 5 oclock shadow :D
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: meh
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: I KILLED VOLDEAWESOME
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: COS I'M HARDCORE
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AND I GET IN GINNY'S PANTS
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ROBE
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: I MEAN ROBE
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: COS I'M A WIZARD
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: A LIVING WIZARD
The Real Ziz Lady: I GET A CHICK THAT CNA CHANGE HAIR COLOUR EVERY 3 SECONDS
The Real Ziz Lady: YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME BOI
The Real Ziz Lady: GETFO GEEK
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: I HAVE GINNY WEASLY
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: THE BEST GIRL IN THE SERIES TBH
The Real Ziz Lady: YOU HAVE UNDERAGE
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: YOUR ONE TO TALK
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: OUR AGE DIF IS 1 YEAR
The Real Ziz Lady: I KNOW WHY YOU LOVE GINNY
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WHAT'S YOURS AND WHATSHERFACE
The Real Ziz Lady: IT"S BECAUSE SHE"S GINGER ISNTIT
The Real Ziz Lady: LMFAO
The Real Ziz Lady: HAHHAHAH
The Real Ziz Lady: HAHAHAHHA
The Real Ziz Lady: xD
The Real Ziz Lady: GINGER LOVES A GINGER
The Real Ziz Lady: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAH
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: THAT AND SHE IS AWESOME YO
The Real Ziz Lady: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: HARRY POTTER ISN'T GINGER
The Real Ziz Lady: AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
The Real Ziz Lady: GINNNNNGGEEEEERRRRRR
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: JEEEAAAALOOOOOUSSS
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ALSO DEAD
The Real Ziz Lady: GI_GI_GIGI_GI_GI_GIGI_NNNGGEEERRRRR
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: NO U R TEH NGR
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: RACIST
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: GOSH
The Real Ziz Lady: u cut me deep man
The Real Ziz Lady: real deep
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: gingers are hot ok :(
The Real Ziz Lady: :smith:
The Real Ziz Lady: my mum has red hair :S
The Real Ziz Lady: NOT GOING THERE
The Real Ziz Lady: :D
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LOL
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: milf?
The Real Ziz Lady: no.
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: or no
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: k
The Real Ziz Lady: your mum?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i'll stick to GINNY WEASLY
The Real Ziz Lady: i'd so tap that shit
The Real Ziz Lady: Gingers are Hawt
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: >_>
The Real Ziz Lady: all htose freckles
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: my mum isn't ginger.
The Real Ziz Lady: just makes my penis swell with Lust
The Real Ziz Lady: :D
The Real Ziz Lady: ALSO LOl
The Real Ziz Lady: POSTMAN
The Real Ziz Lady: XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
The Real Ziz Lady: xD
The Real Ziz Lady: XD!!

also emmy is the bottom, gosh.

Bodzilla

January 17th, 2008, 08:31 AM

[23:23] The Real Ziz Lady: POSTMAN
[23:23] The Real Ziz Lady: XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
[23:23] The Real Ziz Lady: xD
[23:23] The Real Ziz Lady: XD!!
[23:23] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: if you like 48 yr olds
[23:24] The Real Ziz Lady: well my mums 49
[23:24] The Real Ziz Lady: and you asked me if she was amilf :(
[23:24] The Real Ziz Lady: also
[23:24] The Real Ziz Lady: 49 just means she's experienced
[23:24] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: my mum is large
[23:24] The Real Ziz Lady: *lick*
[23:24] The Real Ziz Lady: the bigger the cushion
[23:24] The Real Ziz Lady: the sweeter the pushin :D
[23:25] The Real Ziz Lady: ^_^
[23:25] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :U
[23:25] The Real Ziz Lady: xD
ftfu

n00b1n8R

January 17th, 2008, 08:37 AM

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: COMPARISON TIME
The Real Ziz Lady: as much as can be possibly hoared
The Real Ziz Lady: COMPARISON TIME?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: http://harrypotternews.do.sapo.pt/odf_scan_tonks.jpg
The Real Ziz Lady: in what Post count?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070329/ginny_l.jpg
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: I WIN K
The Real Ziz Lady: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
The Real Ziz Lady: HAHAH
The Real Ziz Lady: TONKS IS AWESOME
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: NO
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LOOK AT HER
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: SHE'D BE MAD IN BED TBH
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: SHE'S LIKE
The Real Ziz Lady: NO
The Real Ziz Lady: SHE"S A KID
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: >:D
The Real Ziz Lady: LMAO
The Real Ziz Lady: Meanwhil i got a lady with all thr right moves
The Real Ziz Lady: she even has awesome hair
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WHO IS SUPER CLUMSY
The Real Ziz Lady: and a mad necklace thing
The Real Ziz Lady: :hawt:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: YEAH BUT ATLEAST MINE IS ALLMOST MY AGE
The Real Ziz Lady: I'll take a Clumsy Sex goddess over a Prepubescent teen tbh
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AND ALSO NOT DEAD
The Real Ziz Lady: SHUT Up
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: PRE-PUBECENT/
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ARE YOU KIDDING
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: SHE'S CRAZY IN THE BOOKS HAVE YOU READ THEM?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: SHE'S LIKE
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: FUCK YEAH HARRY POTTER Y0
The Real Ziz Lady: dude she's young enough to be my sister D:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: that's irrelivent
The Real Ziz Lady: Tonks > ginny
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i'm harry potter
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i'm just a year older
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: k
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and harry potter doesn't have a sister
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: cos his parents are dead
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LIKE YOU
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AND YOUR PURPLE HAIR'D WIFE
The Real Ziz Lady: more whoreing >:U
fuck you zilla :U

Bodzilla

January 17th, 2008, 08:38 AM

I"LL CUT YOU WHERE YOU STAND!
http://harrypotternews.do.sapo.pt/odf_scan_tonks.jpg

> Gindog.

n00b1n8R

January 17th, 2008, 08:40 AM

RULE 34 DISAGREES.
E: oshiii what an excellent 4444th post

Bodzilla

January 17th, 2008, 08:42 AM

Rule 34 DOES NOT DISAGREE, IT RAPES EVERYTHING, INCLUDING PEOPLE WHO TALK ABOUT RULE 34 >:U

n00b1n8R

January 17th, 2008, 08:43 AM

and their childhoods.
you necrophiliac.

DaneO'Roo

January 17th, 2008, 08:44 AM

[21:08] dano555666: internet didnt offer me
[21:08] tweek3d: BAWWWWWWW
[21:08] dano555666: after so much giving
[21:09] tweek3d: internet hates everyone
[21:09] tweek3d: oh yeah funy fact
[21:09] tweek3d: i woke up with a red pillor
[21:09] tweek3d: adn wend to bed with a blue one
[21:09] dano555666: wut?
[21:09] dano555666: Pillar?
[21:09] dano555666: like
[21:09] dano555666: stiffy?
[21:09] tweek3d: pillow
[21:09] dano555666: a blue one?
[21:09] dano555666: what the fuck
[21:09] dano555666: oh
[21:09] dano555666: i see
[21:10] tweek3d: :<
[21:10] tweek3d: blue -> red is natural evolution for pillows?
[21:10] tweek3d: no man
[21:10] tweek3d: no
[21:10] tweek3d: i just had been bleeding all night
[21:10] tweek3d: because my head was red too
[21:10] dano555666: oooooooooh
[21:11] dano555666: too much ear fucking
[21:11] tweek3d: no
[21:11] tweek3d: no man
[21:11] tweek3d: just the nose that was bleeding
[21:11] tweek3d: dunno why
[21:11] tweek3d: i never had osebleeds
[21:11] tweek3d: well laike once or twice
[21:11] tweek3d: when i was 5
[21:11] dano555666: tooo much nose sex

Bodzilla

January 17th, 2008, 08:44 AM

and their childhoods.
you necrophiliac.
oh god it BURNS
:gonk:

n00b1n8R

January 17th, 2008, 08:59 AM

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: IT'S LATE
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: DID YOU GUESS
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: OY
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: IMPORTANT DECISION K
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WHO IS HOTTER
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: GINNY WEASLY
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: OR NYMPHADORA TONKS
Sever: umm, ... good morning?
Sever: it's fucking snowing here
Sever: :D
Sever: also, wtf
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ANSWER OK
Sever: no idea
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: YES YOU DO
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: YOU SECRETLY THINK GINNY
Sever: i have no idea who the second person is
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LUPIN'S WIFE
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WHO IS DEAD
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: THEREFORE NOT HOT
Sever: since when did death =/= hot?
Sever: also, they both fail, due to being fictional char's
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: SINCE NECRO STOPPED BEING COOL
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: NO
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: HARRY POTTER BEATS LUPIN
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: THEREFORE I WIN
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: K
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: GOOD
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: TY
Sever: sureIRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE.

<Ð4ÑØ † (dano555666) (Power User) has entered the room>
The Real Ziz Lady: NOW WE DO BATTLE
Ð4ÑØ †: um
Ð4ÑØ †: n00
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: DANO
The Real Ziz Lady: WHO IS THE GREATEST OF ALL
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WHO
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: IS HOTTER
Ð4ÑØ †: bwhai are you not on mai list
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: NYMPHADORA TONKS OR GINNY WEASLY
Ð4ÑØ †: um
The Real Ziz Lady: DUDE
Ð4ÑØ †: they both sucks tbh
The Real Ziz Lady: TONKS HAS NYPH IN HER NAME
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: NO
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: YOU MUST CHOOSE
The Real Ziz Lady: wat more could you fuckign ask for
Ð4ÑØ †: Hermione cause shes craving to be bad
Ð4ÑØ †: she wants it
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: GINNY WEASLY IS GINGER
The Real Ziz Lady: NYMPH
Ð4ÑØ †: hard
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: NO
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: SHE WANTS RON
The Real Ziz Lady: BUT NYMPH!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: THEREFORE IS NOT COOL
The Real Ziz Lady: CAUSE RONS A GINGER
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: OTHERWISE SHE WOULD ALLMOST BE AS GOOD AS GINNY
Ð4ÑØ †: LUL
The Real Ziz Lady: AND IT"S NOT COOL TO LIKE GINGERS
The Real Ziz Lady: GTFO N00b
You have been permanently removed from this room.
<The room title is now "The Real Ziz Lady">
<Your current permission level for this room is "Power User">
The Real Ziz Lady: xD
Ð4ÑØ †: aLOST
The Real Ziz Lady: XD
The Real Ziz Lady: XD
Ð4ÑØ †: EMZZEE
The Real Ziz Lady: XD
The Real Ziz Lady: XD
Ð4ÑØ †: INVITE
Ð4ÑØ †: HES ON
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WHAT THE FUCK LOL
Ð4ÑØ †: GET
Ð4ÑØ †: OPINION
<I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES (emmzee) (Power User) has entered the room>
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: sent
The Real Ziz Lady: :D
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: SUP
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: what is this
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WHO IS HOTTER
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: ME
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: GINNY OR TONKS
Ð4ÑØ †: :D
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: NONE
Ð4ÑØ †: NO
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: RON
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: IT IS ONE
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: IS MY BISHIE
Ð4ÑØ †: HERMIONE IS A BAD GIRLA ND WANTS IT
The Real Ziz Lady: NO BAD
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: IN TEH BUT
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: YOUR GF WON'T EVEN PUT OUT
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: I KNOW RIGHT
The Real Ziz Lady: TONKS IS ALREDY BAD
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: GINNY IS ALL
The Real Ziz Lady: PLUS HER NAME STARTS WITH NYMPH
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: OMG FUCK ME
The Real Ziz Lady: SHE"S AWESOME
Ð4ÑØ †: NO BU THERMIONE IS ALL LIKe
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: O
Ð4ÑØ †: secretarysluts.com
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: NO
Ð4ÑØ †: like
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: HEY GUYS LETS ALL TALK IN CAPS K
The Real Ziz Lady: HERMIONE CAN DIE IN A FIRE
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: SHE LIKES RON THEREFORE FAILS AT TASTE
The Real Ziz Lady: CAPITALS MAKE PLAY TIME FUN
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ROM IS GAY
Ð4ÑØ †: NO
Ð4ÑØ †: HERMIONE IS HTE EPITHOME OF OFFICE SEX
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: K EMMZEE IF YOU SAY SO
Ð4ÑØ †: K
The Real Ziz Lady: BS
The Real Ziz Lady: I CALL LIES ON YOUR CAKE
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: YEAH BUT SHE SEX'S RON
The Real Ziz Lady: GTFO
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: SO
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: THEREFORE IS DUMB
Ð4ÑØ †: JUST LOOK AT HE
The Real Ziz Lady: howdy emmy
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: WHO WANTS MY COCK IN THEIR EYE SOCKETS
The Real Ziz Lady: got any action yet :D
Ð4ÑØ †: YOUD SEE HER SHIT ALL OVER DANSMOVIES
Ð4ÑØ †: AND BANGBUS
Ð4ÑØ †: FORREAL
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: EWW
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: N00B I WANNA SKULLFUCK YOU ALL NIGHT LONG
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: GET YOUR E-PORN OUT OF HERE
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: K?
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: K
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: HANG ON
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LET ME FINISH WITH GINNY
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WHO IS HOT
The Real Ziz Lady: would you say your gunna SHook him all night long emmy?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: UNLIKE TONKS
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: HAWT
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: YES I AM
The Real Ziz Lady: TONKS GINDOG
The Real Ziz Lady: GIN DOG SMELLS OF GIN
Ð4ÑØ †: HERMIONE
The Real Ziz Lady: BAD
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: K
The Real Ziz Lady: IDEA
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: YOU DO AND I'LL BITE YOU WITH MY EYE TEATH
<I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES (emmzee) has left the room>
Ð4ÑØ †: NOWAIT
Ð4ÑØ †: LIZ VICIOUS
hi ghosty :3

PlasbianX

January 17th, 2008, 06:55 PM

[18:50] teekuphalofan: hmn
[18:50] teekuphalofan: I should get Star Trek Legacy for PC
[18:50] plasbianx1337: no u shouldnt
[18:50] plasbianx1337: star trek sucks balls bigger than mine
[18:50] plasbianx1337: and thats EPIC huge.
[18:50] teekuphalofan: yes I should Im a fan of Star trek Voyager
[18:50] plasbianx1337: i got fucking cantelopes in my pants
[18:50] teekuphalofan: and I love the Akira class
[18:50] plasbianx1337: dude
[18:51] teekuphalofan: You are so full of shit
[18:51] plasbianx1337: cantelopes.
[18:51] teekuphalofan: FULL
[18:51] teekuphalofan: OF
[18:51] teekuphalofan: SHIT
[18:51] plasbianx1337: id show u a pic but
[18:51] plasbianx1337: i dont show other dudes my balls.
[18:51] plasbianx1337: sorry
[18:52] teekuphalofan: Uh huh
[18:52] teekuphalofan: its the internet
[18:52] teekuphalofan: why should u care
[18:52] teekuphalofan: because they're the size of cashews thats why
[18:52] plasbianx1337: mutant cashews.
[18:52] plasbianx1337: stop asking to see my nuts
[18:53] teekuphalofan: Stop saying they're huge
[18:53] teekuphalofan: I dont see why people have to enforce the fact that they have big balls
[18:54] teekuphalofan: its your dick's size that you should be worried about
[18:54] teekuphalofan: i mean seriously
[18:54] plasbianx1337: i wear size 13 shoes
[18:54] plasbianx1337: whats that say?
[18:55] teekuphalofan: That myth has never been proven right and misconstruded for god knows how long
[18:55] plasbianx1337: its true though
[18:55] teekuphalofan: Mine is 7 inches long and I wear a sixe 8.5 shoe
[18:55] teekuphalofan: what does that tell you?
[18:55] plasbianx1337: Tells me that this is going in the post your quotes thread, goodday.

EDIT: Ahem...

[18:58] teekuphalofan: not all people who have small feet have small penis's
[18:58] plasbianx1337: midgets have small feet
[18:58] teekuphalofan: typically that just means you're bigger in everything
[18:58] plasbianx1337: and small peen.
[18:58] teekuphalofan: THEY'RE BORN THAT WAY YOU ANTI-......Midget...PERSON
[18:58] teekuphalofan: >____>
[18:59] teekuphalofan: DDI YOU TELL TWEEK TO GO THERE!?!?
[18:59] teekuphalofan: IF I COULD STAB YOU RIGHT NOW
[18:59] teekuphalofan: AUGTH
[19:00] teekuphalofan: I SEE HIM IN THE THREAD U DICKWIPE
[19:01] teekuphalofan: CAN I NOT HAVE A STUPID GUY CONVERSATION WITHOUT IT BEING EXPLOITED
[19:01] teekuphalofan: YOU'RE LIKE A FUCKING GIRL
[19:01] teekuphalofan: GOD
[19:01] teekuphalofan: dear god we would make an awesome sitcom....

TeeKup

January 17th, 2008, 06:58 PM

I hope you die in a fucking fire.

Tweek

January 17th, 2008, 07:00 PM

=PlasbianX= zegt:
[18:59] teekuphalofan: DDI YOU TELL TWEEK TO GO THERE!?!?
[18:59] teekuphalofan: IF I COULD STAB YOU RIGHT NOW
[18:59] teekuphalofan: AUGTH
:)

TeeKup

January 17th, 2008, 07:01 PM

GODDAMNIT.

Tweek

January 17th, 2008, 07:26 PM

what has been sent, cannot be un-sent

Jay2645

January 17th, 2008, 07:28 PM

IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE.

hi ghosty :3
You know, I agree with Dane on that one.
If I had to choose, I'd go with Ginny, though.

TeeKup

January 17th, 2008, 07:38 PM

what has been sent, cannot be un-sent

:gonk:

I know...

Emmzee

January 17th, 2008, 08:04 PM

* I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES gives you a reassuring backrub
* TheWifeBeater feels his penis rising
* I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES unzips your pants
* I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES pulls out the 2 inch monster
TheWifeBeater: UH CAN'T YOU SEE
TheWifeBeater: IT IS CLEARLY NOT TWO INCHES
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: sry
* I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES pulls out the 1.5 inch monster
TheWifeBeater: That's better.
.

n00b1n8R

January 17th, 2008, 08:17 PM

You know, I agree with Dane on that one.
If I had to choose, I'd go with Ginny, though.
o/

ExAm

January 18th, 2008, 02:47 AM

n00b1n8R

January 18th, 2008, 03:43 AM

I am intrigued. wtf is that?

Tweek

January 18th, 2008, 10:00 AM

a rep system

Emmzee

January 18th, 2008, 10:18 AM

I am intrigued. wtf is that?
#xbh.

Reaper Man

January 18th, 2008, 11:54 AM

#xbh.
WUT!?! Emzee is using my bandwidth? :gonk:

Emmzee

January 18th, 2008, 03:13 PM

=777~PlasX=: wanna see an epic pic.
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: it better not be your balls
=777~PlasX=: :3
=777~PlasX=: http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3118/l8bd7aed4f37977131e788fjr6.jpg
=777~PlasX=: :DDDDD?!?@!
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: oh hi teekie
=777~PlasX=: what
=777~PlasX=: o_O
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: thats clearly teekie
=777~PlasX=: no
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: because he is a transsexual
=777~PlasX=: thats this one girl i went out with
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: thats clearly a man
=777~PlasX=: are u saying i went out with a trannie?
=777~PlasX=: fuck.
.

PlasbianX

January 18th, 2008, 03:23 PM

.

If only i knew :(

Sel

January 18th, 2008, 05:31 PM

Discussing Inverno with kid :|

[17:16] [EMT]KiDD: so the map BESIDES THE CLIFFS
[17:16] [EMT]KiDD: u likey? Alot?
[17:16] [EMT]KiDD: lol
[17:16] Selentic: I like the idea
[17:17] Selentic: but some parts that are quite important werent thought out well enough
[17:17] [EMT]KiDD: like
[17:17] Selentic: The tunnels
[17:17] [EMT]KiDD: OMG DUDE! They are long
[17:17] Selentic: As I said in my post at H2v
[17:17] [EMT]KiDD: the point is
[17:17] [EMT]KiDD: u have cover
[17:17] Selentic: No
[17:17] [EMT]KiDD: but it takes a while to get tehre
[17:17] Selentic: you dont :|
[17:17] Selentic: Its wide open
[17:17] Selentic: Trust me
[17:17] [EMT]KiDD: Advantage and disadvantage
[17:17] [EMT]KiDD: In The Tunnel
[17:17] [EMT]KiDD: Trust you? guru made it
[17:17] Selentic: there are a lot of people that will agree with me
[17:18] Selentic: The tunnels were way too long for walking
[17:18] Selentic: and too small to drive through properly
[17:18] Selentic: if you want my crit
[17:18] Selentic: on how to improve your map
[17:18] Selentic: you dont need to start trying to excuse it
[17:19] Selentic: If you want my opinion on how to improve it
[17:19] Selentic: then stop trying to tell me Im wrong
[17:19] Selentic: Guru making it has nothing to do with its quality
[17:20] Selentic: because it really isnt that easy on the eyes
[17:20] Selentic: and there are some things that would be benneficial if they were fixed up
[17:20] Selentic: Its a good start
[17:20] Selentic: and it was better than my first maps
[17:20] Selentic: but I know that there are a lot of things that are wrong with it
[17:20] Selentic: and it would be good if you got them fixed
[17:21] [EMT]KiDD: its not anyones first map
[17:21] [EMT]KiDD: i dont know waht ur on about
[17:21] Selentic: :|
[17:21] Selentic: I said it was better than my first few maps
[17:21] Selentic: And its a good start on it
[17:21] [EMT]KiDD: Its really better than any of your ma[s
[17:21] Selentic: :|
[17:21] Selentic: Youre kidding right
[17:21] [EMT]KiDD: Send me your best Map
[17:22] Selentic: http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=3290
[17:22] Selentic: This has no gameplay issues in it
[17:22] Selentic: and is a lot easier on the eyes
[17:23] Selentic: its also really old
[17:23] [EMT]KiDD: Ugh, the model is bullshit
[17:23] [EMT]KiDD: THe textures are Awful
[17:23] [EMT]KiDD: and np
[17:23] [EMT]KiDD: NO
[17:23] Selentic: Youre really one to talk :\
[17:23] [EMT]KiDD: dont do :/ that shit
[17:23] Selentic: K you know
[17:23] Selentic: if youre going to ask for my crit
[17:23] [EMT]KiDD: No, my map had water, nice landscape
[17:23] [EMT]KiDD: and I DIDNT ASK FOR YOUR CRIT
[17:23] [EMT]KiDD: you siad
[17:23] Selentic: you better be ready to get it
[17:23] [EMT]KiDD: and if you really want my crit
[17:24] [EMT]KiDD: and I never said I did
[17:24] Selentic: [17:16] [EMT]KiDD: so the map BESIDES THE CLIFFS
[17:16] [EMT]KiDD: u likey? Alot?
[17:24] Selentic: Thats asking for crit
[17:24] [EMT]KiDD: Not rllu
[17:24] Selentic: :\
[17:24] [EMT]KiDD: it was a d
[17:24] [EMT]KiDD: do u like or not
[17:24] Selentic: Yeh
[17:24] Selentic: and Im telling you what I liked
[17:24] Selentic: and what I did not like
[17:24] Selentic: :|

:fail:

JunkfoodMan

January 18th, 2008, 06:05 PM

Give him a break, His map has water.

Bodzilla

January 18th, 2008, 08:08 PM

[11:06] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: you're just jealous
[11:06] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: that we get guns
[11:06] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: and you dont
[11:07] The Real Ziz Lady: i dont want guns
[11:07] The Real Ziz Lady: i dont need a penis substitute
[11:07] I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: i do
[11:07] The Real Ziz Lady: yes you do

some how i think we've always known :rolleyes:

TeeKup

January 18th, 2008, 08:19 PM

.

Plasbian, I didn't know you go out with dykes.

PlasbianX

January 18th, 2008, 08:24 PM

Plasbian, I didn't know you go out with dykes.

Stfu teek, atleast I dont take it up the ass.

TeeKup

January 18th, 2008, 08:27 PM

Nice rebuttal, problem is I've never actually taken it before. :o

Bodzilla

January 18th, 2008, 08:28 PM

Stfu teek, atleast I dont take it up the ass.
oh i dont know about that.
:-3

Emmzee

January 18th, 2008, 08:29 PM

Nice rebuttal, problem is I've never actually taken it before. :o
Problem is you're lying.

TeeKup

January 18th, 2008, 08:31 PM

Problem is you're lying.

No, I'm not.

EDIT: Ooooo Harsh
http://www.h2vista.net/forums/h2vista_v2/reputation/reputation_neg.gif Post your quotes #2 (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=212152#post212152) January 18th, 2008 08:26 PM PlasbianX (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/member.php?u=5) stfu with your faggotry

Emmzee

January 18th, 2008, 08:31 PM

No, I'm not.
Yes, you are.

You're acting like I don't remember last night. I will never forget that beautiful expression of our love.

PlasbianX

January 18th, 2008, 08:32 PM

No, I'm not.

Do I really need to pull the chatlog where you said you like to catch instead of pitching? Yea. Stfu.

TeeKup

January 18th, 2008, 08:33 PM

Do I really need to pull the chatlog where you said you like to catch instead of pitching? Yea. Stfu.

Nice, only problem is I remember it the opposite way. I didn't save the chatlog myself but I remember telling you I pitch.

Now stop, I'm just kidding anyway.

And Emmzee, you know our love is eternal.

EDIT:[20:36] TeeKupHalofan: Look I'm sorry, that was my immaturity for the night.
[20:36] plasbianx1337: go the fuck away you douche bag
[20:36] TeeKupHalofan: And if you do post the logs, don;t even try switching words
[20:37] TeeKupHalofan: I do sincerely hope you and that other girl work out
[20:37] plasbianx1337: ahem
[20:37] plasbianx1337: go the fuck away
[20:37] plasbianx1337: you douche bag

He blocked me. Guess that was a little harsh though. :x

Bodzilla

January 18th, 2008, 08:44 PM

lmfao, a legitimate Bi Fight at H2v

Emmzee pass the popcorn, i got the folding chairs all set up

k go.

TeeKup

January 18th, 2008, 08:46 PM

No not go. I said something that was really offensive, not normally like me. Shut up and let the fire die down.

Bodzilla

January 18th, 2008, 08:47 PM

emmy wheres that fucking popcorn.
it's over now, God i was depending on you Emmy.

I SAID COUCH.

Emmzee

January 18th, 2008, 08:50 PM

=777~PlasX=: blocked teekup on the fourms, AIM, my email, and msn
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: wow
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: what a douche
=777~PlasX=: he can go die in a fire
=777~PlasX=: fucking faggot.
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: lol
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: when i said "what a douche," I was referring to you.
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: GG.
=777~PlasX=: i dont care
=777~PlasX=: hes a fag, and he pisses me off
=777~PlasX=: and youre next on my block list
=777~PlasX=: you douche nugget
I THOUGHT WE LOVED EACH OTHER :gonk:

Jay2645

January 18th, 2008, 08:50 PM

George W. Bush (An actual quote): I believe that human beings and fish can co-exist peacefully.

Emmzee

January 18th, 2008, 08:52 PM

George W. Bush (An actual quote): I believe that human beings and fish can co-exist peacefully.
That was referring to environmentalists expressing concerns about overfishing.
:eyesroll:

Bodzilla

January 18th, 2008, 08:52 PM

George W. Bush (An actual quote): I believe that human beings and fish can co-exist peacefully.
.

god i hate you.

Emmzee

January 18th, 2008, 08:53 PM

Don't think I didn't see that post you deleted, Teekie.

TeeKup

January 18th, 2008, 08:54 PM

Zilla, you got msn or aim?

Jay2645

January 18th, 2008, 08:54 PM

Taken out of context, that sounds HILARIOUS.

I got it from this vid (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27099) that wanted to make me move to Australia.

Bodzilla

January 18th, 2008, 08:57 PM

Zilla, you got msn or aim?
Ya

xfire preferably

but i have Bodzilla_1#hotmail.com

(my at key is fucked >_>)

PlasbianX

January 18th, 2008, 08:57 PM

George W. Bush (An actual quote): I believe that human beings and fish can co-exist peacefully.

No o_O.

And i love ignore lists. Glad I just found em :awesome:

Bodzilla

January 18th, 2008, 08:58 PM

less qq more pew pew plz

Emmzee

January 18th, 2008, 09:04 PM

=777~PlasX=: ya know
=777~PlasX=: fuck it all.
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: k
=777~PlasX=: Seriously.
=777~PlasX=: Fuck everything
=777~PlasX=: fuck life
=777~PlasX=: fuck hair
=777~PlasX=: fuck girls
=777~PlasX=: fuck animals
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: rofl emo
=777~PlasX=: fuck h2v
=777~PlasX=: fuck the internet
=777~PlasX=: fuck games
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: you would fuck animals wouldn't you
=777~PlasX=: fuck life
=777~PlasX=: fuck fuckingstein
=777~PlasX=: fuck it all
=777~PlasX=: fuck
=777~PlasX=: fuck
=777~PlasX=: fuck
=777~PlasX=: fuck it all.
=777~PlasX=: Seriously.
=777~PlasX=: FUCK.
=777~PlasX=: IT.
=777~PlasX=: ALL.
=777~PlasX=: Bye.
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: I has a solution
=777~PlasX=: my soultion
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: KILL YOURSELF.
=777~PlasX=: alright.
=777~PlasX=: Planned on it after HS anyways.
=777~PlasX=: bye
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: Awesome.
About fucking time.

TeeKup

January 18th, 2008, 09:05 PM

Alright Emmzee, stop pestering him.

Emmzee

January 18th, 2008, 09:11 PM

I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: Have you killed yourself yet?
=777~PlasX=: wtf i thought i blocked you
:-3

Bodzilla

January 18th, 2008, 09:12 PM

lmfao

xD

Bodzilla

January 18th, 2008, 09:15 PM

Ya

xfire preferably

but i have Bodzilla_1#hotmail.com

(my at key is fucked >_>)
so why would you ask for my MSN if you arn't going to add me? :raise:

It's a trap.

TeeKup

January 18th, 2008, 09:16 PM

Cause when I entered that it, it said you don't exist. D:

Emmzee

January 18th, 2008, 09:17 PM

so why would you ask for my MSN if you arn't going to add me? :raise:

It's a trap.

http://www.fivedigits.net/pix/phun/itsatrap.jpg

Bodzilla

January 18th, 2008, 09:20 PM

Cause when I entered that it, it said you don't exist. D:
O_o

mb it got changed when Microsoft (those dam dirty apes) bought Msn?
but i'm online right now??

Emmzee

January 18th, 2008, 11:04 PM

I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/6050/e24b87928a49e536eba1b57yo9.jpg
xTerohx: I'd watch that play.
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: lol
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: especially since all shakespeare-era plays had no female actors, only male actors.
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: :v.

ExAm

January 18th, 2008, 11:10 PM

O_o

mb it got changed when Microsoft (those dam dirty apes) bought Msn?
but i'm online right now??Maybe it has something to do with the fact that your little MSN contact button displays bodzilla_@hotmail.com as your MSN address? Methinks it is lacking in 1s.

TeeKup

January 18th, 2008, 11:13 PM

Exam, why is it I laugh every time I see your avatar.

n00b1n8R

January 19th, 2008, 12:26 AM

n00b1n8R: OY
n00b1n8R: DID YOU SEE
n00b1n8R: GMOD UPDATE
n00b1n8R: WITH THE CAR :D
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: it works now?
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: tight
n00b1n8R: :d
n00b1n8R: like your virgin gf
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: stoofoo
did I touch a nerve?

Emmzee

January 19th, 2008, 12:27 AM

did I touch a nerve?
DIE IN A FIRE.
:suicide:

Bodzilla

January 19th, 2008, 12:29 AM

oh god i love making fun of Emmy's sex life ^____^

o/ noob

ExAm

January 19th, 2008, 12:31 AM

oh god i love making fun of Emmy's sex life ^____^

o/ noobI AGREE WITH THIS POST BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO.

n00b1n8R

January 19th, 2008, 12:55 AM

The Real Ziz Lady: :D
The Real Ziz Lady: Genitals are funny
The Real Ziz Lady: there so funny
The Real Ziz Lady: ^_^

oh god i love making fun of Emmy's sex life ^____^

o/ noob

allmost as much fun as taking messages from you out of context ^___^

also \o

Bodzilla

January 19th, 2008, 12:59 AM

you forgot the best part.

BodZilla: i think your really nice but i dont want to fuck you
BodZilla: :D

n00b1n8R

January 19th, 2008, 01:08 AM

BodZilla: Dam you lack of oxygen
BodZilla: :shakeesfist:
n00b1n8R: lol
BodZilla: i think i might be dehydrated
BodZilla: dunno
n00b1n8R: heavy fapping will do that to you
BodZilla: but it's fuckign weird man
BodZilla: like i've been sniffing paint thinners
BodZilla: well i couldnt fap once to that porno last night
BodZilla: i fapped Twice
BodZilla: :D:v tottaly out of context ;3

Bodzilla

January 19th, 2008, 03:37 AM

oi you where in on it meester >:U

Reaper Man

January 19th, 2008, 05:26 AM

O_o

mb it got changed when Microsoft (those dam dirty apes) bought Msn?
but i'm online right now??
MSN = Microsoft Network. :downs:

Bodzilla

January 19th, 2008, 05:47 AM

then what was the deal with ninemsn??

and there are too msn clients that i know of. one is microsofts the other i think was 9's.

n00b1n8R

January 19th, 2008, 05:58 AM

No zilla, chanel 9 just sucks the micro$haft.

Bodzilla

January 19th, 2008, 06:59 AM

Lame.

trillian ftw.

n00b1n8R

January 19th, 2008, 07:07 AM

Lame.

trillian ftw.
repppp :awesome:

Reaper Man

January 19th, 2008, 07:14 AM

then what was the deal with ninemsn??

and there are too msn clients that i know of. one is microsofts the other i think was 9's.

ninemsn is an Australian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia) 50/50 joint venture between Microsoft (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft) and PBL Media (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PBL_Media)
:downs:

n00b1n8R

January 19th, 2008, 07:25 AM

they cbf'd to wright australia?

:fail:

n00b1n8R

January 19th, 2008, 11:21 PM

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: hi
Sever: ih
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ohshit it's a mirror
Sever: dangit
Sever: i'm not typing that backwards
.

FRain

January 19th, 2008, 11:38 PM

rorrim a s'it tihsho

n00b1n8R

January 19th, 2008, 11:42 PM

rorrim a s'tit tihsho
ftfy :downs:

n00b1n8R

January 20th, 2008, 12:27 AM

Now this is the story all about how, emmzee's life got flipped turned upside down.
Now I'd like to take a minute cos he's got it made, this is how emmzee's gona get laid.

In north Carolina, born and raised on the forums where he spent most of his days
chilling out, relaxin flaming some n00bs, and jerking it to reaperman's boobs
when a couple of members, who were too fucking good, started screwing girlfriends in their neighbourhood.
so emmzee got a girlfriend, and she was hot, but he wanted sex and she did not.

he begged and pleaded with her, day after day.
he went for her crotch, but she sent him on his way.
she gave him a kissin, and she gave him a lickin, but he went naw, i wana get this in.

feb 12th, yo this is rad, jerking it alone was maken me mad.
is this what sex is really fealen like, man this might be allright.

he pulled up to her house around 7 or 8 and yelled to his virginity, GO HOME I'LL KILL YA LATER
picked up his gear, he was finally there
to sit on his throne, as the prince of her lair.

or something. i'm bored and emmzee is pissing himself with excitement so our judgment may be questionable.

in related news, that will be his GF's birthday (18) but emmzee will still be a minor :3

E: oh, and for those who are interested (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=212689&postcount=2093)

Emmzee

January 20th, 2008, 12:28 AM

:-3

Bodzilla

January 20th, 2008, 12:29 AM

:awesome:

Emmzee

January 20th, 2008, 12:33 AM

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: leme check the bom for the sydney area
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDE00902.loop.shtml
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: well there's abit there
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: the heaviest stuff is up around my area though
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: oshit
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: that looks like a massive psychlone around nz though >_>
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: lol
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: byebye timo
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: lol
.

n00b1n8R

January 20th, 2008, 12:36 AM

I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: I'M OVERDUE
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: FOR A FUCKING
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: brb
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: gota check :3
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: DAMMIT
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: oh well
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: what?
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: WAIT
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: HAHAAHAHAHA
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: I managed to get a compromise
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: Feb. 12
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: she turns 18
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: O RLY
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: HAHA
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: and she'd think it'd be hot to fuck a minor
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: so she's gona become a rapist :3
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: if only once
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: :awesome:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: like you'd let it be once
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: :-3
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: less than a month to go o/
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: \o
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: QUICK
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: TELL H2V
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: OK
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: GOGOGO
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: wait
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WAIT
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: I HAVE TO TELL THIS BEL AIR STYLE
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: K
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: GO FOR IT
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: now this is a story, all about how emmy's life got flipped turned upside down
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: wait, what rhymes with sex
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: tex-mex?
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: hex?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: or laid
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: parade?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: um
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: hmm
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: paid?
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: grade?
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: jade?
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: made?
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: YES USE MADE
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: I'VE GOT IT MADE
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: I'M GONNA GET LAID
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: GOGOGO
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: now i'd like to take a minute, cos he's got it made
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: this is about how emmy's gona get laid
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: which state do you live in
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: north carolina
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: central north carolina
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: not west
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: :3
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: in north caronlina, bourn and raised, on the forums where he spent most of his days
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: chilling out maxing, flaming some noobs
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: oggling at raperman's boobs
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: um
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: halp d:
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: dunno
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: just look up the lyrics
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: thats what i did for my version
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: when a couple of members who were too fucking good
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: started screwing girlfirnds in their neighbourhood
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: um
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i'll come back to that
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: he begged and pleaded with her
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: day after day
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: but she kept saying "no"
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: and sent him on his way
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: he went for the crotch, but she kept him away
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: she gave him a kiss and she gavehim a lickin, but he went naw
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: i like mine better
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i wana get this in
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: haha
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: feb 18 yo this is bad
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: 12*
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: *
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: sticking dicks in the proverbial champaign glass
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: no that sucks
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: um
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: what else can i do for that lign
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: its gonna be hard to do the full version
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: use the shortened version
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: like i used
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: this is the last part
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: or i might skip the cab
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: is this what havin sex is feeling like?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: where is said fucking going to happen
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: damn, this might be all right
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: lmao
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: her house
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i pulled up to her house around 7 or 8 and i yelled to my virginity, yo home i'll kill ya latar
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: picked up my gear i was finally there
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: to loose my virginity as the prince of her lair
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: go home*
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: lol prince of her lair
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: awesome
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: postpostpost
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: am am am
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: wait
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: should i put it into song or just post the quote for the lolz of how it was made
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: song
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: kay
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: we still need an ending for this part
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: In north California, born and raised on the forums where he spent most of his days
chilling out, relaxin flaming some n00bs, and jerking it to reaperman's boobs
when a couple of members, who were too fucking good, started screwing girlfriends in their neighbourhood.
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: something about them boasting
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: also
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: carolina
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: not california
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: :downs:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: they were all boasting, and everyone was toasting
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: umm
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: emmzee was roasting?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: wait
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: in the lyrics
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: that part doesn't have to rhyme
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :awesome:
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: yay
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: so emmzee got a girlfriend and she was hot
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: he wanted sex, but she did not
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: Now this is the story all about how, emmzee's life got flipped turned upside down.
Now I'd like to take a minute cos he's got it maid, this is how emmzee's gona get laid.

In north Carolina, born and raised on the forums where he spent most of his days
chilling out, relaxin flaming some n00bs, and jerking it to reaperman's boobs
when a couple of members, who were too fucking good, started screwing girlfriends in their neighbourhood.
so emmzee got a girlfriend, and she was hot, but he wanted sex and she did not.

he begged and pleaded with her, day after day.
he went for her crotch, but she kept him away.
she gave him a kissin, and she gave him a lickin, but he went naw, i wana get this in.

feb 18th, you this is rad, jerking it alone was maken me mad.
is this what sex is really fealen like, man this might be allright.

he pulled up to her house around 7 or 8 and yelled to his virginity, YO HOME I'LL KILL YA LATER
picked up his gear, he was finally there
to sit on his throne, as the prince of her lair.
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: :iia:
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: 12th*
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: GOGOGO
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i'll ask a few people quickly what they think
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: k
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: feb. 12th
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: btw
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: fixed btw
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: awesum
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: sever says your meant to him
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :(
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: what
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: xfire plz
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: sever323
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R:
BodZilla: :D
BodZilla: :D
BodZilla: :D
BodZilla: ;D
BodZilla: ;D
BodZilla: ;D
BodZilla: ;D
BodZilla: :D
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: lol
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=212680#post212680
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: soup thread
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: o/
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: \o

I sound like i live in a gheto, i need to stop talking like that before school starts :X

Emmzee

January 20th, 2008, 12:38 AM

I sound like i live in a gheto, i need to stop talking like that before school starts :X
Or worse, everyone will think you're a chav.

Boba

January 20th, 2008, 12:41 AM

:-3
BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE 18 WHAT THE FUCK

Emmzee

January 20th, 2008, 12:43 AM

BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE 18 WHAT THE FUCK
What.

Boba

January 20th, 2008, 12:44 AM

What.
You know very well what.

Emmzee

January 20th, 2008, 12:47 AM

You know very well what.
TheWifeBeater: WHY DID YOU SAY YOU WERE 18
TheWifeBeater: WTH
TheWifeBeater: http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=212693&postcount=6
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: i never said tat
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: where did i say that
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: liar
TheWifeBeater: IT SAYS ON YOUR BOAT LISCENSE
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: im clearly 17 you knob
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: what
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: i don't have a boat
TheWifeBeater: YEAH YOU DO
TheWifeBeater: I MEAN
TheWifeBeater: HOW ELSE WOULD YOU HAVE ALL THOSE SEAMEN

Bodzilla

January 20th, 2008, 12:50 AM

:iia:

Bodzilla

January 20th, 2008, 12:53 AM

Ill go get your dinner, you just sit right there,
When I get back, you can beat me without a care.

I R Fail.
baby why?

:gonk:

Bodzilla

January 20th, 2008, 01:01 AM

o i c wat u did thar

n00b1n8R

January 20th, 2008, 01:44 AM

why the fuck did the delete my thread. I spent 5 minutes making that song :(

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-gonk.gif

p0lar_bear

January 20th, 2008, 04:58 AM

So I was doing some PHP coding with jcrap while keying in my taxes. End result:

[15:35] jcap: what's the next step?
[15:35] p0lar_bear: blowing up the IRS

alby

January 21st, 2008, 02:52 AM

It's Ho-oh....

PlasbianX

January 21st, 2008, 01:59 PM

[13:53] plasbianx1337: neurooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[13:53] neuroxce: niggertits!!!!!
[13:53] plasbianx1337: what what
[13:53] plasbianx1337: in the butt
[13:53] plasbianx1337: ;d
[13:53] neuroxce: Gotterdammerung
[13:54] plasbianx1337: o_O
[13:54] neuroxce: GOTTERDAMMERUNG
[13:54] neuroxce: GOTTERDAMMERUNG
[13:54] neuroxce: GOTTERDAMMERUNG
[13:54] plasbianx1337: Wtf is gottermahwhatits
[13:55] neuroxce: We will all know soon enough.
[13:55] plasbianx1337: oh google says its a sinister gothic dutch band.
[13:55] plasbianx1337: gothic dutch people, thats always.. fun.
[13:56] neuroxce: You're a major faggot.
[13:56] plasbianx1337: :|
[13:56] plasbianx1337: I hate you :<
[13:56] neuroxce: You will all love me soon enough
[13:56] plasbianx1337: never
[13:56] neuroxce: Gotterdammerung
[13:56] plasbianx1337: wtfff
[13:56] plasbianx1337: >_>
[13:57] neuroxce: You are allowed to speak of this.
[13:57] plasbianx1337: i shall quote this convo
[13:57] plasbianx1337: and post on the forums known as H2V.
[13:57] neuroxce: ,Also
[13:58] neuroxce: Remember Child Porn
[13:58] plasbianx1337: ;o
[13:58] neuroxce: for that is critical
[13:58] neuroxce: to the Lies and the Hax

This is only the beginning.. of.. ;o

Emmzee

January 22nd, 2008, 12:18 AM

<gr0sb33k> so I heard you're a HUGE FAGGOT.
<Emmzee> WHAT
<Emmzee> WHO SAID THAT
<Emmzee> TELL ME OR ELSE
<gr0sb33k> or else what?
<Emmzee> OR ELSE I WILL
<Emmzee> UH
<Emmzee> PUT MY PENIS IN YOU
<gr0sb33k> What.
<Emmzee> I MEAN
<techdemon> Gaaaaaaaaaaay.
<Emmzee> NO YOU ARE I AM PERFECTLY HETERSEXUAL
<techdemon> You're as heterosexual as your mom is not fat.
<techdemon> As in, not at all.
<Emmzee> Fuck.

Mass

January 22nd, 2008, 06:55 PM

[17:36] roboplawar: FUCK ME I AUTOSMOOTHED
[17:36] roboplawar: shit
[17:37] roboplawar: now I have to resmooth my curved sections
[17:37] roboplawar: grrr
[17:37] mass: Well, if you say so...
[17:37] mass: *whips it out*
[17:38] roboplawar: Why hello there, Mass's mind. Having fun down there in the gutter?
[17:39] mass: Oh, it's wet and wild down here.
[17:39] mass: --Not to mention, you did scream: "FUCK ME!"
[17:40] roboplawar: Ha, I'd invite my mind to join you, but I don't know where it is- I lost it quite some time ago.
[17:41] mass: Well, that's pretty much a given on first impression, Rob.
[17:41] roboplawar: You bet your ass it is.

.

Reaper Man

January 23rd, 2008, 12:04 AM

The Ivanator says:
NO U
ExAm says:
Y U BE NO UIN' ME
The Ivanator says:
CUS
The Ivanator says:
spanish is boring me
ExAm says:
NO KIDDING
ExAm says:
I'M DOING SPANISH HOMEWORK :v
The Ivanator says:
D:
The Ivanator says:
i'm in spanish class
ExAm says:
oh shi-
The Ivanator says:
PORQUE
ExAm says:
what level?
The Ivanator says:
standard level
The Ivanator says:
no me gusta
ExAm says:
k
ExAm says:
also
ExAm says:
i'm in Spanish 2
ExAm says:
so
ExAm says:
ask if you need anything
The Ivanator says:
olol
The Ivanator says:
estoy aburrido
The Ivanator says:
also, i suck at spanish
The Ivanator says:
y tengo un chancho azul en mis pantalones.
ExAm says:
chancho isn't in my vocabulary
ExAm says:
but i can infer that you have the blue balls
The Ivanator says:
chancho = pig
ExAm says:
oh
The Ivanator says:
therefore
ExAm says:
i learned that as puerco
The Ivanator says:
i have a blue pig in my pants
ExAm says:
oh shi-
The Ivanator says:
my friend told me pig was chancho, i guess it's because he's chilean
ExAm says:
mb
ExAm says:
my teacher seems to refuse to teach us anything but mexican spanish
ExAm says:
she doesn't teach the vosotros conjugations for verbs
The Ivanator says:
o_o
The Ivanator says:
well
The Ivanator says:
i guess that makes it easier
The Ivanator says:
D:
ExAm says:
sorta
ExAm says:
but it feels lacking
The Ivanator says:
am fail at verb forms
The Ivanator says:
http://kris-wilson.deviantart.com/art/Fighting-74418074
ExAm says:
saw that while reading the comic the other day
The Ivanator says:
:3
ExAm says:
lol
The Ivanator says:
boobies are win.
ExAm says:
"but what do I know? I'm just a mirage"
The Ivanator says:
i came up with a theory for why girls are irrational
ExAm says:
OH OH
ExAm says:
DON'T TELL ME
ExAm says:
they're girls :v
The Ivanator says:
you see, boobies are distracting and girls have boobies, therefore they go insane. as they are insane they eventually cease to notice their boobs, but still maintain their insane state
The Ivanator says:
hence
The Ivanator says:
irrationality
The Ivanator says:
O:
The Ivanator says:
*therefore they go insane due to the fact that they are distracting and cant concentrate
The Ivanator says:
nobel prize kthx.
ExAm says:
lol
ExAm says:
which is why flat chested girls are the smart ones :v
ExAm says:
your theory is sound
The Ivanator says:
QED
The Ivanator says:
:awesome:
ExAm says:
QUAD ERA DEMONSTRANDUM
The Ivanator says:
TO THE QUOTES THREAD [cue batman transition music]
ExAm says:
*nananananananananananananananana BATMAN
ExAm says:
BATMAN
The Ivanator says:
SMILE, YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET
ExAm says:
:awesome:
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-science.gif

Jay2645

January 23rd, 2008, 01:10 AM

You know... That actually made SENSE.

n00b1n8R

January 24th, 2008, 12:10 AM

Trace: Spy Sappin' Mah Virginity
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: n
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: you wish
Trace: n
Trace: already in a relationship
Trace: with sex
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: n
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: wait
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: is she a spy?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :O
Trace: I have reason to beleive so, since she knows all about me. :including my Internet Name:
Trace: Is hax
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i should post on the forums talking about how you were sexing this other girl on webcam and how 3 people on the forums were jacking off to the feed
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: I AM SO DOING THAT
Trace: NO
Trace: NO NO NO
Trace: NOOOOOOOOhttp://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-fappery.gif

Atty

January 24th, 2008, 12:28 AM

7. What's all you did today?
Unimportant useless meaningless menial tasks to further exhaust my patience with existence.

Bodzilla

January 24th, 2008, 07:41 AM

[22:36] Ð4ÑØ †: weeeeeeeeeeeeel im off ot bread
[22:36] Ð4ÑØ †: cause rosies almost falling over here
[22:36] Ð4ÑØ †: watching me type
[22:37] Ð4ÑØ †: kk gnite sxc babe xx <33 z0mg email me at sxc_gurl_6669@hotmale.cum
[22:37] Ð4ÑØ †: bai
[22:37] <This user is now offline>

What an Amusing chap :S

Jay2645

January 24th, 2008, 04:33 PM

Did you get him drunk again?

Bodzilla

January 24th, 2008, 06:53 PM

no,

thats him perfectly sober :-3

Jay2645

January 25th, 2008, 01:49 AM

I can't make a comparison because his drunk thread is gone, sadly.

Bodzilla

January 25th, 2008, 02:10 AM

[16:52] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: bbl mowing :/
[16:57] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: :|
[16:57] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: so
[16:57] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: mum's decided the lawn needs mowing
[16:57] The Real Ziz Lady: Ownd
[16:57] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: since there's a house inspection right?
[16:57] The Real Ziz Lady: been there done that :/
[16:57] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and all week
[16:57] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: i've been like
[16:57] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: ffs
[16:57] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: i started mowing before i was 13
[16:57] The Real Ziz Lady: ahhhh you rent :D
[16:57] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: my brother can do it
[16:57] The Real Ziz Lady: ^^^^^^6666
[16:57] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: he needs to learn
[16:57] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and all week he's like
[16:57] The Real Ziz Lady: parents dont follow that logic lmao
[16:57] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: naaa :P
[16:58] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and i'm like
[16:58] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: >:U
[16:58] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: so now
[16:58] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: mum's started mowing
[16:58] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and when i saw that i was like
[16:58] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: OMGWTF
[16:58] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: NO
[16:58] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: so i started getting dressed to go out mowing
[16:58] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and i'm like
[16:58] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: no, stop
[16:58] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: stop putting your shoes on, i'll do it
[16:58] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and she's like
[16:58] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: "no i'm fine, i'll be fine, the only reason i stopped was because of the shitting mower ruining my back, this new one is much better yadayadayada"
[16:58] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and i'm like
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: >:|
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: is there any way i can stop you
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and she's like
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: no no
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and i'm like >:U
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and she's like no
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and i'm like
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: please
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and she's like
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: i'm deffently doing the front atleast
[16:59] The Real Ziz Lady: you just got played
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and i'm like
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: FOR
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: CHRISTS
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: (cos i don't say fuck infront of my mum :P)
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: SAKE
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: NO
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: OK
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: GIVE IT HERE
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and she's like
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: no.
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and so now i'm like
[16:59] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: >:U
[17:00] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: :/
[17:00] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: >:/*
[17:00] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: meanwhile
[17:00] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: my bro is like
[17:00] The Real Ziz Lady: your mums a star player
[17:00] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: LOLHOVERBOARD
[17:00] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: i mean
[17:00] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: she's a grate mum
[17:00] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and she's getting on
[17:00] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and i don't want her excerting herself when i can do it for her
[17:00] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: :/
[17:02] The Real Ziz Lady: you know what i do in those situations
[17:02] The Real Ziz Lady: i take the mower from her
[17:02] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: i would
[17:02] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: but then
[17:02] The Real Ziz Lady: do two strips till she goes in side
[17:02] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: for the next week she'd be like
[17:02] The Real Ziz Lady: then go in and kick some little brothers ass
[17:02] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: >:|
[17:02] The Real Ziz Lady: and guilt trip him
[17:02] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and she never goes inside
[17:02] The Real Ziz Lady: :D
[17:03] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: even when i'm meant to be mowing
[17:03] The Real Ziz Lady: well
[17:03] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: she'll stand there and be like "no go along here"
[17:03] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and i'm like
[17:03] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: FUCKING HELL
[17:03] The Real Ziz Lady: you take the cap off hte spark plug
[17:03] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: I'VE DONE THIS FOR 2 YEARS
[17:03] The Real Ziz Lady: chances are she wont think of it to start the mower lawl
[17:03] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: it's internal
[17:03] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and she would
[17:03] The Real Ziz Lady: turn the fuel off :S
[17:03] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: then i'd get yelled at and told to go back inside
[17:03] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: she's fucking stubborn when she gets like this
[17:03] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: she has to do it because
[17:04] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: :\
[17:07] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and then dad will get home later
[17:07] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and try and take it off her
[17:07] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and he'll loose
[17:07] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and then everyone will be >:|
[17:07] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: except my bro
[17:07] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: who'll be like
[17:07] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: LOLHOVERBOARD
[17:07] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and then he'll see us all >"|
[17:07] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and he'll be like
[17:07] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: D:
[17:07] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and i'll be like
[17:07] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: :/
[17:07] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and everyone will be :/
[17:07] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: untill someone goes
[17:07] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: >:U
[17:08] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: for him being D:
[17:08] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: FUCKINGHELLWTC
[17:08] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and ofcourse i'm not alloud to impart logic into the situation
[17:08] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: because that would give them another reason to >:U

Smilie talk.
is there any other kind?
:awesome:

E: colour coded the chat.

n00b1n8R

January 25th, 2008, 02:44 AM

I THOUGHT YOU WERE MEANT TO BE AFK <:mad:>

Jay2645

January 26th, 2008, 01:16 AM

What? I do that all the time.
On San Andreas...

p0lar_bear

January 26th, 2008, 02:50 AM

Not exactly a quote, buuuut...

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p119/p0lar_bear/boobiesO_o.png

:pervert:

(members list, sort by posts, scroll down.)

n00b1n8R

January 26th, 2008, 03:07 AM

lmao
that belongs more in funny pics though :-3

n00b1n8R

February 2nd, 2008, 05:48 AM

this thread needs bumps

[20:46] n00b1n8R: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1201943308874.jpg
[20:46] Magic 8 Ball: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Could you try to phrase your request another way? Thanks!
[20:46] n00b1n8R: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1201943308874.jpg
[20:46] Magic 8 Ball: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Could you try to phrase your request another way? Thanks!
[20:46] n00b1n8R: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1201943308874.jpg
http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1201943308874.jpg
[20:46] Magic 8 Ball: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Could you try to phrase your request another way? Thanks!
[20:46] n00b1n8R: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1201943308874.jpg
[20:46] Magic 8 Ball: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Could you try to phrase your request another way? Thanks!
[20:46] n00b1n8R: no
[20:46] Magic 8 Ball: No? OK.
[20:46] n00b1n8R: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1201943308874.jpg
[20:46] Magic 8 Ball: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Could you try to phrase your request another way? Thanks!

ExAm

February 2nd, 2008, 05:31 PM

[14:28] imod53: lol
[14:28] Halodoan: So about that sniper model xD
[14:28] imod53: n
[14:28] Halodoan: n?
[14:28] imod53: as in [y/n]
[14:28] Halodoan: y
[14:28] imod53: n
[14:29] Halodoan: yy
[14:29] imod53: *esc*
[14:29] imod53: [quit without saving? [y/n]]
[14:29] imod53: y
[14:29] imod53: *enter*
Session Close (Halodoan): Sat Feb 02 14:29:34 2008.

Emmzee

February 2nd, 2008, 05:39 PM

Boba Constrictor: i just sent that rick roll thing
Boba Constrictor: to everyone on my aim
Boba Constrictor: everyone is like
Boba Constrictor: I FUCKING HATE YOU
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: rolf
In case you're wondering, this, but I can't be held responsible if you click. (http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com)

ExAm

February 2nd, 2008, 05:43 PM

In case you're wondering, this, but I can't be held responsible if you click. (http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com)Speaking of which:

[14:24] Boba: http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com
[14:24] imod53: oh shi-
[14:25] imod53: hay it stops moving
[14:25] imod53: cool
[14:25] imod53: oh crap
[14:25] Boba: O:
[14:26] imod53: you asshole
[14:26] imod53: that was a lot of clicking
[14:27] Boba: :]

[14:32] imod53: http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com
[14:42] [friend]: FUCK YOU

Emmzee

February 2nd, 2008, 05:46 PM

I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk_3Asdu8Hg
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: discuss
Восстание декабристов: n
Восстание декабристов: It are rickman rolling
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: n
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: no rick roll
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: i swear to god
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: it is not rick astley nor anything associated with rick rolling
Восстание декабристов: OH FUCK GOD NO
Восстание декабристов: I HATE THESE FUCKS
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: :haw:
Восстание декабристов: FUCK THEM AND THEIR CONSERVATIVE RHETORIC
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: but they just wanna play video games
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: D:
Восстание декабристов: It is a faggotry video
Восстание декабристов: An argument against video games
Восстание декабристов: Made of FAGGOTRY
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: kinda like your mum.

ODX

February 2nd, 2008, 07:41 PM

Ugh, dang it! I wish I had textfiled my conversation with _TheArbiter_ where for some reason we were talking about something and he compared it to playing as barbies in Gears of War. I'm mad at myself now....:(

ExAm

February 2nd, 2008, 10:07 PM

He got me again. He inserted a link, using the h2v post url as the link text. Sneaky bastard.

[18:59] Boba: LOL http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=218147&postcount=22
[19:00] imod53: FUCK
[19:01] Boba: http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=218147&postcount=22
[19:01] Boba: dude seriously
[19:01] Boba: look at the post
[19:03] imod53: *copy+paste*
[19:03] Boba: i hate you
[19:03] imod53: :D

Boba

February 2nd, 2008, 10:21 PM

I went on a rick-rolling spree tonight. Also, coincidentally the post I linked to isn't funny and is rather depressing (I just went and got a random link, not paying attention, sorry Teekup. >_>)

ExAm:
BobaTheFett76 (8:59:23 PM):LOL http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=218147&postcount=22 (http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/) imod53 (8:59:53 PM): FUCK
BobaTheFett76 (9:00:26 PM):har imod53 (9:00:43 PM): HOW THE HELL
n00b1n8R:
BobaTheFett76 (9:03:07 PM):LOL http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=218147&postcount=22 (http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/) n000b1n8R (9:03:27 PM): >_>
n000b1n8R (9:03:29 PM): how the fuck
n000b1n8R (9:03:33 PM): did you do that
n000b1n8R (9:03:34 PM): MOTHA FUCKA
Snafubar:
BobaTheFett76 (9:06:07 PM):LOL BobaTheFett76 (9:06:09 PM): http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=218147&postcount=22 (http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/)
Snafubar (9:06:23 PM): you son of a bitch
BobaTheFett76 (9:06:44 PM):<3 (7:43:31 PM): Do you know anyone gay?
Snafubar(7:43:41 PM): not anymore no
Snafubar (7:43:49 PM): went to school with a few though
xXxMotherWarxXx (7:44:00 PM): I hope they dont live in Washington DC
Snafubar (7:44:07 PM): ehy
Snafubar (7:44:12 PM): why*
xXxMotherWarxXx (7:44:16 PM):www.cnn.com/homosexualityoutlawed (http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/)Snafubar (7:44:30 PM): you dumb jerk
xXxMotherWarxXx (7:44:36 PM):<333
Conscars:
BobaTheFett76 (9:07:31 PM):LOL BobaTheFett76 (9:07:32 PM): http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=218147&postcount=22 (http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/)
xXx KAS Con (9:08:26 PM): ok fuck u rite
xterohx
BobaTheFett76 (9:07:43 PM):LOL BobaTheFett76 (9:07:44 PM): http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=218147&postcount=22 (http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/)
Teroh15 (9:08:36 PM): +rep
PlasbianX:
BobaTheFett76 (9:08:31 PM):i thought you killed yourself yo BobaTheFett76 (9:08:33 PM):also BobaTheFett76 (9:08:39 PM):I tried to defend you BobaTheFett76 (9:08:39 PM):: BobaTheFett76 (9:08:40 PM): http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=218147&postcount=22 (http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/)
plasbianx1337 (9:10:09 PM): you
plasbianx1337 (9:10:10 PM): little
plasbianx1337 (9:10:12 PM): FUCK
plasbianx1337 (9:10:13 PM): U
plasbianx1337 (9:10:17 PM): I CLICKED THE RICK ROLLED
plasbianx1337 (9:11:34 PM): WHY
plasbianx1337 (9:11:35 PM): WONT
plasbianx1337 (9:11:35 PM): IT
plasbianx1337 (9:11:36 PM): CLOSE
plasbianx1337 (9:11:37 PM): U
plasbianx1337 (9:11:38 PM): FUCKING
plasbianx1337 (9:11:39 PM): TARD
TeeKup:

xXxMotherWarxXx (7:40:39 PM):www.cnn.com/homosexualityoutlawed (http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/)
xXxMotherWarxXx (7:40:44 PM): no lie.
xXxMotherWarxXx (7:40:49 PM): Can you believe that?
xXxMotherWarxXx (7:40:52 PM): :/
xXxMotherWarxXx (7:40:56 PM): In Washington DC.
TeeKupHalofan (7:41:00 PM):YOU BITCH
xXxMotherWarxXx (7:41:03 PM): HAHAHA
xXxMotherWarxXx (7:41:04 PM): YES
TeeKupHalofan (7:41:04 PM):GO DIE IN A FIRE
^ I can't fix that, what the fuck?
BobaTheFett76 (9:41:34 PM):Dude: http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=218264&postcount=2136 (http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/) BobaTheFett76 (9:43:51 PM):dude, that's crazy TeeKupHalofan (9:43:58 PM):SON OF A BITCH

Syuusuke

February 2nd, 2008, 10:36 PM

Here's one that didn't fall for it...
[10:08] BobaTheFett76: LOL http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=218147&postcount=22 (http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com)
[10:09] sil3ntdarkn355: ehehe
[10:09] sil3ntdarkn355: i can see the link
[10:09] sil3ntdarkn355: hovering
[10:09] sil3ntdarkn355: before clicking it
[10:09] sil3ntdarkn355: but i clicked it anyway
[10:09] BobaTheFett76: :|
[10:09] sil3ntdarkn355: haha

PlasbianX

February 2nd, 2008, 10:38 PM

[22:38] <KINGKNIGHT> milica, shave ur armhair please
[22:38] * rotkkciV has joined #supremel2
[22:38] * s0nny has joined #supremel2
[22:38] <PlasX> HEY KING
[22:39] <PlasX> MILICA's AFRO IS HOT MMK?
[22:39] <johansan> too high traffic :(
[22:39] <MiLiCa> lmao
.

Mass

February 2nd, 2008, 11:04 PM

[21:56] mass123123123: http://greasymoose.com/
[21:56] bobathefett76: .
[21:56] mass123123123: it's really not what you think

anyone have the balls to take me seriously?

PlasbianX

February 2nd, 2008, 11:08 PM

anyone have the balls to take me seriously?

I did. And the crystal ball one is funny

Bodzilla

February 3rd, 2008, 03:59 AM

[18:48] ExAm: wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
[18:48] (6) Slowly Slip In Sin (6): i dunno
[18:48] (6) Slowly Slip In Sin (6): a slipped a vertibre in my back
[18:49] ExAm: oh come on now you just ruined it
[18:49] ExAm: ouch
[18:49] (6) Slowly Slip In Sin (6): now it makes me impossible to know exactly whats up :(
[18:49] ExAm: makes you impossible?
[18:49] (6) Slowly Slip In Sin (6): i'm without neck bending upwards ability :(
[18:50] ExAm: stfu
[18:50] ExAm: just be glad you're not without cock bending upwards ability
[18:50] (6) Slowly Slip In Sin (6): i got that too D:
[18:50] (6) Slowly Slip In Sin (6): nah joking
[18:50] (6) Slowly Slip In Sin (6): my necks fine
[18:50] (6) Slowly Slip In Sin (6): .
[18:50] ExAm: XD
[18:52] ExAm: oh wow
[18:52] ExAm: i just got it
[18:52] ExAm: ahahah
[18:52] ExAm: hah
[18:52] ExAm: i get it
[18:52] ExAm: i get jokes

.

PlasbianX

February 3rd, 2008, 08:58 PM

[20:57] sil3ntdarkn355: NOOOO
[20:57] sil3ntdarkn355: WHAT THE SHIT
[20:57] sil3ntdarkn355: FUCK FUCK
[20:57] sil3ntdarkn355: I PRSSED SHIFT+DELETE IN MY DOCUMENTS.
[20:57] sil3ntdarkn355: FUCK HALF THE THINGS ARE GONE NOW
[20:58] plasbianx1337: recycle bin
[20:58] plasbianx1337: an btw
[20:58] sil3ntdarkn355: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUu
[20:58] plasbianx1337: owned tbh.
[20:58] sil3ntdarkn355: SHIFT DELETE permanently DELETES THINGS
[20:58] sil3ntdarkn355: DOESNT MOVE THINGS TO RECYCLE BIN
[20:58] plasbianx1337: oh
[20:58] sil3ntdarkn355: its gone
[20:58] sil3ntdarkn355: =/
[20:58] plasbianx1337: owned tbh.

:d

ExAm

February 3rd, 2008, 10:50 PM

Quick! Tell him to download a restoration app RIGHT NOW!

[19:40] tyler0808er: would you like to be a super moderator or a moderator of general chat
[19:40] imod53: Oh also I lol'd (http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com)
[19:40] imod53: none plz
[19:40] tyler0808er: wtf
[19:41] tyler0808er: my broswr
[19:41] imod53: :D
[19:41] tyler0808er: its jumping o.o
[19:41] imod53: :D
[19:41] imod53: :D
[19:41] imod53: :D
[19:41] imod53: gotcha
[19:41] tyler0808er: ur
[19:41] tyler0808er: i gotat quit my broswer <_<
[19:41] imod53: lololol

Bodzilla

February 5th, 2008, 03:08 AM

[17:37] The Real Ziz Lady: OI
[17:40] The Real Ziz Lady: TF2
[17:50] The Real Ziz Lady: BABY?
[18:03] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: nobody loves you
[18:03] <This user is now offline>

you cut me real deep n00b. real deep.
:smith:
</3

n00b1n8R

February 5th, 2008, 03:24 AM

fucking brother >:U!!!

also

20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): it's 12:22 AM here
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and you can upload it to MP servers and use it
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and DL it to local
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: you know how to put the addons in right?
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): no
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): tell me tomorrow
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): or post it
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: k
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): in the threadz
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: kk
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): but for now
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): sleep
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: 4400 posts y0
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: also bye
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): i should have gone to bed at 10 PM
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: lmao
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): but i got wrapped up in my krazy kontraption
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: with k for added krazy
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): *needs to learn more than just easy weld*
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: or possibly for mortal kombat?
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): :v

20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): kbbl
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: also bye
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): kabibble
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): FUCK
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): that's a sign that i'm too fucking tired
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: lol
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: school tommorow
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): 20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): lol
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): kbbl
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: also bye
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): kabibble
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: today*?
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): yes
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): er
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): today
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): right
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): COFFEE TOMORROW
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): AND I HATE COFFEE
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): BUT I NEEDZ IT
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): IT IS MY PRECIOUSSSS
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: in before smeagel reference
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: fuck
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): *smeagol
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): :v
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: your worse than my brother
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :gonk:
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): yeah
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): well
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: fucking LOTR nerds
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): you're an australian swamp person
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: n
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: that's only funny when zilla says it
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): also
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): i'm not a tolkien nerd
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and even then it was only funny the first 7 times
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): i just know grammar

sup sup

ExAm

February 5th, 2008, 03:35 AM

YOU CUT IT OFF >:U

ExAm:
first evar gmod contraption thingy
ExAm:
http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=218859&postcount=15
Bodzilla:

Bodzilla:
your kiddinfg me
Bodzilla:
you know more hten me already D:
Bodzilla:
i basically know the wled tool
ExAm:
yeah
Bodzilla:
and thats it lawl
ExAm:
i'm like that
Bodzilla:
SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE :U

n00b1n8R

February 5th, 2008, 03:39 AM

the rest was just unfunny ramblings.
you quote it if you want (oh that's right, you closed xfire :haw:)

n00b1n8R

February 9th, 2008, 02:18 AM

double post for great bump justice!

Pooky: I could literally drive to the heart of mexico in a day
Pooky: and get raped by a fat man named pablo

Pooky: the next aussie or brit who tells me how horrible americans are will be the goal of a lifelong mission to skewer them and cannibalize their testicles
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: americans suck dick
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: discuss
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i have porn to prove it
Pooky: you already said it therefore you cant be the next
Pooky: :U

p0lar_bear

February 10th, 2008, 04:32 AM

All americans should get nuked, fucking pi-

... oh wait.

Emmzee

February 10th, 2008, 03:45 PM

<Emmzee> HEY
<Emmzee> YOU
<techdemon> WHO
<techdemon> ME?
<Emmzee> YES YOU
<techdemon> COULDN'T BE
<Emmzee> THEN WHO?
<Emmzee> YOU
<Emmzee> IMMA RAPE U >:U
<gr0sb33k> who
<gr0sb33k> me?
<Emmzee> YES
<gr0sb33k> suck a dick faggot
<Emmzee> >:U
<gr0sb33k> >:U
<Emmzee> >:U
<gr0sb33k> >:U
<Emmzee> >:U
<techdemon> <:U
<techdemon> oh wait
<Emmzee> YOU LOSE I WIN HAHAHA
<techdemon> >:U
<Emmzee> >:U
<gr0sb33k> you guys are fucking idiots

PlasbianX

February 10th, 2008, 04:39 PM

[16:38] sil3ntdarkn355: k
[16:38] sil3ntdarkn355: brb
[16:38] sil3ntdarkn355: time to be chinese
[16:38] sil3ntdarkn355: and fry some rice =)
[16:38] plasbianx1337: lmao
[16:38] plasbianx1337: i can see an asian kid going..
[16:38] plasbianx1337: FWIED WICEEEEEEEEE
[16:38] sil3ntdarkn355: FO FWEE
[16:38] sil3ntdarkn355: *finger goes up*
[16:38] sil3ntdarkn355: erection goes down
[16:38] sil3ntdarkn355: hot girl passes by
[16:39] sil3ntdarkn355: erection comes backl.
[16:40] plasbianx1337: wtf.

Asian kid. Lol.

Reaper Man

February 11th, 2008, 06:17 AM

CH ARL EY; says:
sorry haha my mum came home.
The Ivanator says:
lol, horribly drawn
(F)CH ARL EY; says:
and i had a cream pie thing.
not bad!
The Ivanator says:
o_O
(F)CH ARL EY; says:
chris did that on something..
The Ivanator says:
ew..
(F)CH ARL EY; says:
what??
The Ivanator says:
cream pi-
forget it.
http://www.squareforums.com/images/smilies/facepalm.gif
She looked it up shortly after. :-3

n00b1n8R

February 11th, 2008, 06:55 AM

why didn't you post the lulz that were had then <:mad:>

Reaper Man

February 11th, 2008, 08:09 AM

(F)CH ARL EY; says: WHAT IS THAT!!?!?
The Ivanator says: you. dont. wanna. know
(F)CH ARL EY; says: now i do
The Ivanator says: i gots to eat dinner
(F)CH ARL EY; says: fine
The Ivanator says: urbandict it
(F)CH ARL EY; says: when you come back
The Ivanator says: its your loss
(F)CH ARL EY; says: oh i want
(F)CH ARL EY; says: you to explain it.
The Ivanator says: sure. it's your dinner
The Ivanator says: :awesome:
The Ivanator says: (that you'll lose, maybe)
(F)CH ARL EY; says: :O
(F)CH ARL EY; says: okay
(F)CH ARL EY; says: ew ...
(F)CH ARL EY; says: okay that is sick.
(F)CH ARL EY; says: ives.
(F)CH ARL EY; says: why didn't you tell me?!?!
The Ivanator says: i r back
The Ivanator says: because. it's funneh
(F)CH ARL EY; says: it's gross!!!!!
The Ivanator says: lolol
The Ivanator says: maybe.
(F)CH ARL EY; says: ew.
The Ivanator says: :-3
(F)CH ARL EY; says: :3 :D
The Ivanator says: it's not my fault that you're persistent
(F)CH ARL EY; says: is it bad?!
The Ivanator says: you seem to have a knack for using sexual innuendo and not being aware of it.
Thar.
She's my best friend's girlfriend, yet she has a nickname for me, not weird at all. -_-

Pyong Kawaguchi

February 11th, 2008, 09:11 AM

"Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart, whoever wants it back, has no brain." - I forget :S

~ZMT~Trace

February 11th, 2008, 10:16 PM

Trace The Eatar 0f Worlds [NOD]: 3 yr old got owned by driveby D:
Trace The Eatar 0f Worlds [NOD]: says the news
[Nod-Bh] Kickasskyle: Fucking [Racial Slur]s!
[Nod-Bh] Kickasskyle: :O
[Nod-Bh] Kickasskyle: GANGBANGERS >:C
Trace The Eatar 0f Worlds [NOD]: lul
Trace The Eatar 0f Worlds [NOD]: prbly
[Nod-Bh] Kickasskyle: well who else does stupid things like that?
Trace The Eatar 0f Worlds [NOD]: You know whats funny?
Trace The Eatar 0f Worlds [NOD]: Most of the blacks in my town are all related to each other lulz
[Nod-Bh] Kickasskyle: Inbred >:O
Trace The Eatar 0f Worlds [NOD]: cause of some swinger who had sex/raped all the black women in the town in the late 80's
Trace The Eatar 0f Worlds [NOD]: lul
[Nod-Bh] Kickasskyle: LOL!
Trace The Eatar 0f Worlds [NOD]: I plan on telling them that if they REALLY piss me off
[Nod-Bh] Kickasskyle: :D
[Nod-Bh] Kickasskyle: they dont know?!
[Nod-Bh] Kickasskyle: LOL!
Trace The Eatar 0f Worlds [NOD]: NO LOL
Trace The Eatar 0f Worlds [NOD]: Girls' okay tho, she was released

Lol Incest.

LlamaMaster

February 11th, 2008, 10:19 PM

â€* Â£Ã«gionaire45â„¢ â€*: Homo erectus sounds like some erotic porn site.
â€* Â£Ã«gionaire45â„¢ â€*: lol reduntant
â€* Â£Ã«gionaire45â„¢ â€*: erotic and porn

I loled.

Jay2645

February 11th, 2008, 11:00 PM

I loled.
Some GAY erotic porn site. :eng101:

ExAm

February 11th, 2008, 11:23 PM

I loled.
Porn is not necessarily erotic. Case in point: Furry porn, BDSM, the list goes on. And on. And on...

n00b1n8R

February 12th, 2008, 02:06 AM

they still make erotic porn?

OmegaDragon

February 12th, 2008, 12:26 PM

Another quote that is not mine due to the fact that I am boring:

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate: Fuck

n00b1n8R

February 12th, 2008, 05:01 PM

OMGWTFLOL :XD:

Bodzilla

February 12th, 2008, 08:20 PM

:XD::XD::XD:
:XD::XD::XD:
:XD::XD::XD:

n00b1n8R

February 14th, 2008, 07:28 PM

Trace: I'm going to make more movies but need ideas
Trace: give me ideasssssssss
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: a man walks into a bar right?
Trace: okay
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and says ow
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :v
Trace: Thats it?
Trace: no awesome action senes?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: it's a joke, gosh
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: oh, then he has sex with the nurses at the hospital
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: while trying to stop a terrorist orginisation setting up a hostage situation
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: but that's boring
Trace: r u shure?
Trace: whos the man?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: cuck norris
Trace: kay
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: chuck*
Trace: modern, future, or wild west?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: future
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: alien nurses*
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: sexy alien nurses*
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and chuck norris is a jedi
Trace: Hot,
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and the bad dudes are lead by emo aniken
Trace: but I can't give you sexy nurses, only plain Alien Nurses
Trace: lolkay
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and emo aniken wants to sex the nurses as well
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: THIS MOVIE WILL BE EPIC
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AND A SUPER SPACE FIGHT IS GOING ON AROUND THE SPACE STATION
Trace: will there be spaceship battles pew pew?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WITH LAZERS AND EXPLOSIONS
Trace: AWESOME
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AND THE HOPSITAL IS A SPACE STATION BTW
Trace: AWESOME
Trace: TIEM 2 GET 2 IT
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: THIS MOVIE WILL BE EPIC GOGOGOGO
Trace: SHUT UP MUSIC THAT MAKES ME /EMO
Trace: IS GO TIEM
<ketrace is now playing The Movies Stunts & Effects>
Trace: retell me the story, since xfire ingame fucks it up
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: um
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: jedi chuck norris walks into a bar
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and gets nocked out by said bar
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: then wakes up in a space station hospital surounded by sexy alien nurses
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and then emo aniken skywalker comes in and trys to take over the space station with his storm troopers to sex the aliens
Trace: shud u play chuck norris?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: cos pademe isn't putting out
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: wutwut?
Trace: I have a n00b1n8r character already and don't want to remake the characters
Trace: oh wate
Trace: nvm
Trace: u chuch
Trace: *chuck
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: okay
Trace: Emmzee Emo Aniken
Trace: :v
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ftw
<ketrace stopped playing The Movies Stunts & Effects>
Trace: tiem to make emmzee
Trace: wif starmaekr
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :S
Trace: hitler stash ftw
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: nu uh
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ankien skywalker doesn't have a hitler stash
Trace: :c
Trace: He won't in the movie
Trace: but Emmzee the character himself has a hitler stash
Trace: in movie he won't
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: k
Trace: what kind of stash in movie?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: no stash
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: mb a little stubble though
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and long hair
Trace: no wonder he never gets any
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and a red light sabre
Trace: lawl k
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: emzee says he wants a porno stache :v
Trace: a what now?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: a stash of porno
Trace: I don't watch porn
Trace: :
Trace: 3
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ahaha
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: hahahaha
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: hahahaha
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: liar
Trace: n n lies
Trace: i swear
Trace: >_>
Trace: <_<
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: emmzee suggests your talking shit
Trace: n u
Trace: anyway
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i'm not the one lieing about watching porn
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :U
Trace: give better detail n stash, hair color, and eye color
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: http://images.quizfarm.com/1118034300starwars3_02.jpg
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: that
Trace: dat his stash?
Trace: and hair color
Trace: and eye color?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: that's ankien skywalker gosh
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: that is who it is
Trace: oh rly?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: also known later as darth v, the popular intergalactic DJ
Trace: lawl
Trace: dun\
Trace: n wate nvm
Trace: now dun
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: kay
Trace: epic tiem
<ketrace is now playing The Movies Stunts & Effects>
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: btw i'm quoting all of this
Trace: kay/
I can be epic film writer?

~ZMT~Trace

February 14th, 2008, 11:14 PM

Its an awesome movie.

YOU'LL ALL SEE.

n00b1n8R

February 14th, 2008, 11:31 PM

HURRY UP AND POST IT :awesome:

~ZMT~Trace

February 14th, 2008, 11:33 PM

HURRY UP AND POST IT :awesome:

Give me awesome music and I'll think about it.

Skiiran

February 14th, 2008, 11:56 PM

"Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart, whoever wants it back, has no brain." - I forget :S
It was Putin, wasn't it?

n00b1n8R

February 15th, 2008, 07:40 PM

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: tell me when it's that time of month
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i mean night
FlyingStone™: also
FlyingStone™: i missed my period n00b
FlyingStone™: :S
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: don't tell me pooky got you pregnanent again D:
FlyingStone™: no...its yours
FlyingStone™: OH SNAP
FlyingStone™: PLOT TWIST
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: BUT WE USED A CONDOMB
FlyingStone™: IT WAS A TRAP
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: CONDOM*
FlyingStone™: condumb
FlyingStone™: xD
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: FALCON PUNCH
FlyingStone™: LMAO
FlyingStone™: HAHAHAHA
d:

TeeKup

February 15th, 2008, 07:41 PM

rofl wtf?

n00b1n8R

February 15th, 2008, 08:00 PM

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/DarkWestern/FalconPunch.jpeg

TeeKup

February 15th, 2008, 08:05 PM

LMFAO!!!
EDIT:

Ryujin says:
whens your birthday
=PlasbianX= says:
april 13th
=PlasbianX= says:
why
Ryujin says:
I have an idea for a present
=PlasbianX= says:
o_O
Ryujin says:
it will make me LOL
Ryujin says:
but it will scare you
=PlasbianX= says:
then
=PlasbianX= says:
i dun want it
=PlasbianX= says:
:(
Ryujin says:
nonsense
Ryujin says:
you deserve gifts
=PlasbianX= says:
not if it makes you laugh and me piss myself
=PlasbianX= says:
do not want
Ryujin says:
In fact
Ryujin says:
HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY
Ryujin says:
<insert sexy pic of Brent Corrigan here>
Ryujin says:
HAHAHAHHA
=PlasbianX= says:
EW
=PlasbianX= says:
DIE
Ryujin says:
LETS SEE IF YOUR SMART ENOUGH TO-
Ryujin says:
Not
Ryujin says:
click
Ryujin says:
it
Ryujin says:
wow seriously I thought you were smarter than that allen...
=PlasbianX= says:
ofc not
=PlasbianX= says:
i click everything

TeeKup

February 15th, 2008, 08:43 PM

Ryujin says:
if you were gay, who would you rather have sex with, Alex Evans or Brent Corrigan
=PlasbianX= says:
IF i was gay
Ryujin says:
IF
=PlasbianX= says:
which im not
=PlasbianX= says:
so
=PlasbianX= says:
IF
Ryujin says:
yes IF
=PlasbianX= says:
alex evans.
Ryujin says:
I should put that in the quote thread
=PlasbianX= says:
NO
=PlasbianX= says:
DAMN YOU
Ryujin says:
:3
=PlasbianX= says:
YOU TRICKED ME.
=PlasbianX= says:
YOURE WORSE THAN EMGAYHAHAH HA HA

Emmzee

February 15th, 2008, 11:14 PM

Emmzee: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
Emmzee: DISCUSS
Emmzee: FOR GREAT JUSTICE
flyinrooster: NO FUCK
flyinrooster: I CLCIKED IT
Emmzee: HAHAHA
.

Emmzee

February 15th, 2008, 11:22 PM

Also,

I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: discuss
An Entity of Zero: YOU
An Entity of Zero: SICK
An Entity of Zero: FREAK.
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: HAHAHA
An Entity of Zero: WHY THE HELL DID YOU LINK ME TO THAT
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: quotes thread'd

Link omitted.

n00b1n8R

February 15th, 2008, 11:44 PM

IT'S THE FULL GOATSE COLLECTION

PlasbianX

February 15th, 2008, 11:51 PM

FU Teek and Emgay, always making fun of me :(

TeeKup

February 15th, 2008, 11:51 PM

I love you Allen.

Jay2645

February 16th, 2008, 02:56 AM

Awww... How cute.
Though if you two start kissing, I'm outta here. I draw the line at gay kisses.

n00b1n8R

February 16th, 2008, 03:26 AM

that's not what you said last night ;___;

ExAm

February 16th, 2008, 03:44 AM

that's not what you said last night ;___;:v:v:v

n00b1n8R

February 16th, 2008, 04:55 PM

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: I <3 FELINES AND EQUINES
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: oh hi
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: am leaving in 30 minutes
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: well since it only takes you 5 seconds, sex?
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: k
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: unf unf unf
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: done:v

also:

[13:19] n000b1n8R: DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: so how's teek's penis?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: brown?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i bet it's brown
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: it's...pink
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: he's SUPER gay
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: like
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: so he's a catcher?
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: pastel pink
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: YES
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: a double catcher
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: awesome
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: that makes my life better
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: i know right
[13:19] n000b1n8R: CONFIRM OR DENY
[13:19] teekuphalofan: ............
[13:19] teekuphalofan: Pitcher
[13:20] n000b1n8R: so you don't take one for the team
[13:20] teekuphalofan: N00b
[13:20] n000b1n8R: wow, your bf's sex life fails worse than yours D:
[13:20] teekuphalofan: can you do me a favor
[13:20] n000b1n8R: fine gosh
[13:20] n000b1n8R: though technacilly i get less sex than both of you :U
[13:20] teekuphalofan: if you ask my bf
[13:20] teekuphalofan: he'll tell you our sex life is great
[13:21] teekuphalofan: as for my favor
[13:21] teekuphalofan: http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8016/gtfo2007lk4.gif
[13:21] n000b1n8R: what is this favour
[13:21] n000b1n8R: this is clearly not japenese animation.
[13:21] n000b1n8R: you can tell cos she's wearing pantys

TeeKup

February 17th, 2008, 12:13 AM

[00:10] brockiancricket: If I wanted to be Jim Carrey I would
[00:10] brockiancricket: not know how to finish this sentence. =(
[00:10] TeeKupHalofan: .........
[00:11] TeeKupHalofan: are you high?
[00:11] brockiancricket: You know, I get asked that a lot recently.
[00:11] TeeKupHalofan: So you are...
[00:13] brockiancricket: D:

Silly liz

Emmzee

February 17th, 2008, 02:56 PM

An Entity of Zero: [14:37] emmzee: you made my girlfriend cry
[14:37] emmzee: i fucking hate you.
[14:38] emmzee: </3
An Entity of Zero: oh
An Entity of Zero: how.
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: by being a HUGE FAGGOT
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: OHH BURN
.

n00b1n8R

February 17th, 2008, 05:26 PM

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: so i heard school's not on :D
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: so i heard im leaving FOREVER in 15 minutes
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: jk
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: ill be back on in 3ish hours
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: OH SHIT
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: DON'T PULL A STEALTH
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: D:
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: lol
I <3 KITTIES AND PONIES: post
:D

PlasbianX

February 17th, 2008, 09:41 PM

[21:24] neuroxce: dude i just farted, and it smelt like a corndog
[21:39] plasbianx1337: o__O

Neuro.. :awesome:

Bodzilla

February 18th, 2008, 02:23 AM

Wait? that things still up there O_____o?

his ass must have some serious retention value.
:o in an :awesome: Kinda way ^_^

/gay bandwagon
:gonk:

n00b1n8R

February 18th, 2008, 05:00 AM

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: Wordspacewordspacewordspacewordspacewordspacewords pacewordspacewordspacewordperiod
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): expletive
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: emoticonexclemationmark
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): scathing insult
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: oh that was uncalled for
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :(
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): laughing
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: requestforrep
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): denial
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): laughter
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: commitsemocide
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): supplies with razors
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: refrencesthatisuggestedthatyourmotherneededashavel astnight
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): suggestion to go down the road, not across the street
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: second insult to your mother
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): insult to your mother's cousin's father's former roommate
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: eff word cee word en word
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: suggestion that this woul fit in the quotes thread
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): agreement
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: observation that acording to the h2v wiki emmzee is still a virgin\
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): apathy
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): rethought
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): knee-slapping
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: suggestion that your mother recieved a slapping last night
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): suggestion to cut self
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): again
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): with a shark
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): or deer shank
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): proclamation of tiredness
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): statement of intent to sleep
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): suggestion to post the convo
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): slap upside the head
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): rape
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): running
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: enjoys rape
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: wants more
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): sends dog
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: suggest that they DO NOT WANT
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): statement of tough luck
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrPIRYhdnqs
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): statement of intent to play super bingo
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: POWER THIRST
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): statement of youtube repostfag
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: NU UH :(
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): observation that repostfag's version is badly synced
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: suggestion that i just explective found it
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): snaaaaaaaaaaaaake eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyes
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: double ew tee eff
<This user is now offline>
witty comment

Bodzilla

February 18th, 2008, 05:30 AM

sexual innuendo joke

TeeKup

February 18th, 2008, 01:37 PM

Ryujin says:
i posted new pics
=PlasbianX= says:
o___O
Ryujin says:
wut
=PlasbianX= says:
im scared of those pics
=PlasbianX= says:
the first pic
Ryujin says:
why?
=PlasbianX= says:
is staring at me
Ryujin says:
OH
Ryujin says:
LOL!!!
=PlasbianX= says:
and im creeped out
Ryujin says:
"give it to me, I want it"
Ryujin says:
is the correct subtitle:v

ExAm

February 18th, 2008, 05:29 PM

20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): LOOL CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL/AWESOME/RAD/LEET
Jon: and virgin
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): :(:smithicide:

PlasbianX

February 18th, 2008, 06:23 PM

"jimster": watsup feeling awesome (Cause this obviously makes sense.)
Entity Zero: what
"jimster": idk (Wait... What?)
"jimster": would be awesome if we don't have school tomorrow
Entity Zero: And why wouldnt we?
Entity Zero: youre a very random person.
"jimster": i mean the whole school (Cause when school is called off only 2 of don't have to go...)
Entity Zero: Yea no shit
Entity Zero: but what reason do we have to not have school?
"jimster": i wish (What the fuck is he smoking?)
Entity Zero: What kind of reason is that?

Damn asian kids.

n00b1n8R

February 19th, 2008, 01:36 AM

:smithicide:
:XD:

p0lar_bear

February 19th, 2008, 05:07 AM

[17:15] jcap: hey, go to the vb website and change your password so I can login to your account
[17:15] jcap: I want to see if I can do something with your license stuff
[17:16] jcap: I had the same issue, I think
[17:16] p0lar_bear: vbulletin staff will not ask me for liicese or password info that's a lie u r a lie u hax
[17:16] p0lar_bear: MOMMY THE MAN IS TRYING TO STEAL MY ACCOUNT
[17:16] p0lar_bear: :saddowns:
[17:16] jcap: LOL
[17:16] jcap: hello I am from vBulletin support
[17:17] jcap: please verify your username and password with me so we can continue
[17:17] jcap: don't worry, your password is masked when sent
[17:17] p0lar_bear: Name: YouAre
Password: AHugeFaggotPleaseKillYourself
[17:17] jcap: oops
[17:17] p0lar_bear: DEJECTED
[17:17] jcap: sorry, that information supplied is not valid.
[17:17] jcap: please try again
[17:18] p0lar_bear: [DEJECT] http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-f5h.gifhttp://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-downs.gif

I fail at vBulletin :v

Con

February 19th, 2008, 11:20 AM

oh jcerp and his crazy antics

n00b1n8R

February 20th, 2008, 07:33 AM

FlyingStone™: b00bi8t0r
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: SEX SLAVE :D
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: wait your not zilla
FlyingStone™: >.>
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: <.<
FlyingStone™: >:U
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: D:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
FlyingStone™: :D
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: no not :D
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i'll get the cops onto you
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and they'll lock you away
FlyingStone™: blah blah blah
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: M2FD8jeQQaY
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: he's a mas murder btw
FlyingStone™: >_>
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: yeah that's right your afraid
FlyingStone™: wait who he murder
FlyingStone™: YOUR MOM?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: a few guys
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: over the years
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: he's an author these days
FlyingStone™: wow
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and married
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: think he has a daughter too..
FlyingStone™: wait
FlyingStone™: is he out of prison?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: yeah
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :D
FlyingStone™: wtf
FlyingStone™: he murder a few people
FlyingStone™: and isn't sentenced to life?
FlyingStone™: or death?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: they weir all criminals and thugs and crap too
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and I think they were all self defence
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: some anyway
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :3
FlyingStone™: >_>
FlyingStone™: >_>;
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: DOMESTIC VIOLENCE ISN'T SO FUNNY NOW IS IT
FlyingStone™: i am still going to beat you.
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: then i'll get chopper onto you :D
FlyingStone™: oh no you wont bitch
FlyingStone™: get back in bed
FlyingStone™: no
FlyingStone™: in the kitchen
FlyingStone™: now.
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i was just going to bed but D:
FlyingStone™: KITCHEN
FlyingStone™: NOW.

Bodzilla

February 20th, 2008, 03:01 PM

Chopper
o/

FlyingStone

February 20th, 2008, 03:42 PM

YOU TO ZILLA, GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN.

Also i never knew Chopper was a murder. He seems like a awesome guy. D:

n00b1n8R

February 20th, 2008, 04:53 PM

lmfao
the chopper from probably all the other vid's you've seen is an actor pretending to be him for the "ronny john's half hour show" IIRC.

FlyingStone

February 20th, 2008, 07:46 PM

WHY AREN'T YOU IN THE KITCHEN >:O

FlyingStone: say something stupid
Friend: something stupid

FlyingStone: say something stupid
lady_aerowyn: Durr durr dur?

I must study this further.

Bodzilla

February 20th, 2008, 08:23 PM

YOU TO ZILLA, GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN.

Also i never knew Chopper was a murder. He seems like a awesome guy. D:
he is.

he wrote an awesome book, and took a heap of drug dealers off the street.
good man.

FlyingStone

February 20th, 2008, 09:36 PM

WHERES MY BEER YOU WORTHLESS WOMEN.

I think i might go out and buy his book, might be a good read.
Thanks for the info,

NOW GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN :U

n00b1n8R

February 21st, 2008, 01:25 AM

>:UJ-----<: hey yard ape
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: sup monkey
>:UJ-----<: sup shit face
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: sup shit skin
>:UJ-----<: sup suntanned with goat cum
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i'd like you to explain that for me
>:UJ-----<: okay
>:UJ-----<: let a goat
>:UJ-----<: have its way with ur foot
>:UJ-----<: then bust allver your body
>:UJ-----<: and have the sun shine through it
>:UJ-----<: increasing its lightin on your body like a magnifying glass
>:UJ-----<: goat cum tan
>:UJ-----<: also, discuss.
>:UJ-----<: http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/3411/hybridxk1.jpg
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: where's it's penis
>:UJ-----<: No where its a girl
>:UJ-----<: and it has boobs
>:UJ-----<: and a cunt hole
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: oh
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: so cunts on it's hands
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and a bazzilion bobs?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: boobs*
>:UJ-----<: no
>:UJ-----<: :(
>:UJ-----<: boobs on the side of the face
>:UJ-----<: cunt under the legs
>:UJ-----<: torso thing
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: sounds like something you'd see at 4chan
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :U
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: also hot
>:UJ-----<: thanks
>:UJ-----<: also dup :U
>:UJ-----<: i be browsin h2v
>:UJ-----<: seein lots of shiz
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: o rly
>:UJ-----<: yeah
>:UJ-----<: like
>:UJ-----<: shitting dick nipples
>:UJ-----<: So i saw a picture of a bus
>:UJ-----<: that had crashed and bodies all over
>:UJ-----<: and a chick with a thong on
>:UJ-----<: whos face was smashed
>:UJ-----<: and body ripped up
>:UJ-----<: o/
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :U
* >:UJ-----< leavin me hangin i see :<
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: no, no hifive for you
>:UJ-----<: :(
>:UJ-----<: fine
>:UJ-----<: a fisting is also acceptable
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: k
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: from me to you that is
>:UJ-----<: nope
>:UJ-----<: BEND OVER
>:UJ-----<: will you sign a petition to get the internets name changed to the menternet
>:UJ-----<: ?
>:UJ-----<: or highway of faps
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: why not both
>:UJ-----<: :O
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: it's the internet and world wide web at the both
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and those names are getting old
>:UJ-----<: i no
>:UJ-----<: ;_;
>:UJ-----<: thats why we need a change
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: yes
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WRITE TO THE OWNERS OF THE INTERNETZ
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WITH A PATITION OF OVER 9000 SIG'S
>:UJ-----<: OMG
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AND SPAM THEM WITH GOATSE
>:UJ-----<: NOT OVER 9K
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: UNTILL THEY COMPLY
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AND PAIN OLYMPICS
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AND 2G1C
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AND MEATSPIN
>:UJ-----<: faggotavenue
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AND TUBGIRL
>:UJ-----<: potential name
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: no
>:UJ-----<: yes
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: no
>:UJ-----<: MENTERNET
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AND FAP HIWAY
>:UJ-----<: yes
>:UJ-----<: :)
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :D
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: now you get \o
>:UJ-----<: yay hi five for expressin yourself
>:UJ-----<: o/
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: \o
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: allright
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ahahahahaha
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ^__^
>:UJ-----<: U HI FIXED MY DICK 8========D
>:UJ-----<: faygo
>:UJ-----<: <:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: D:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: IT WAS A TRAP
>:UJ-----<: rofl
>:UJ-----<: yes
>:UJ-----<: the #1 golden rule of the internet is to
>:UJ-----<: cumroll plz
>:UJ-----<: to get in my pants
>:UJ-----<: you have suceeded at this multiple times
>:UJ-----<: your a master jerksman
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: what
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i am hoping
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: DEARLY HOPING
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: that your in the wrong window
>:UJ-----<: Y
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: cos my hand belongs to pooky and pooky alone
>:UJ-----<: UR CHEETED ON ME
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and teekie on thursdays, but that's not important
>:UJ-----<: After all i havent done for you
>:UJ-----<: :(
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: like what
>:UJ-----<: like
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: repeatedly sent me to shock sites?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: spammed in caps?
>:UJ-----<: not fisting your and smackin u with a black python
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: called me mean AND nasty names
>:UJ-----<: stfu kike
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: you need a python to smack me with in the first place :U
>:UJ-----<: mmmmmm i like where this is goin
>:UJ-----<: so answer the following questions
>:UJ-----<: who is the only man you let put something in your mouth
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: hmm
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: well
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: nobody
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: actually
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :(
>:UJ-----<: D:
>:UJ-----<: the correct answer would've been the dentist
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i'm such a fagatory A-sexual
>:UJ-----<: :\
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :U
>:UJ-----<: thisquotes thread is lackin in lols
>:UJ-----<: :(
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i'll fix that when were done chatting
>:UJ-----<: oh gosh
>:UJ-----<: oo i just remembert
>:UJ-----<: this faggot i told off was a faggot faggots are gay that means they like men
>:UJ-----<: .$kilit™: :d
.$kilit™: :D
>:UJ-----<: MEN HAVING SEX WITH MEN = LOL
.$kilit™: THAT'S WHAT i EXPECT
>:UJ-----<: HEY WANNA JOIN ME AND GONZOS 3 WAY GANGBANG
>:UJ-----<: A BIG GAYNAL ORGY
>:UJ-----<: IS WHAT KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
>:UJ-----<: BUT THE PROCTOLOGIST CLOSE
>:UJ-----<: :U
.$kilit™: NORMALLY, I'D SAY GO EFF URSELF,
>:UJ-----<: NORMALLY ID SAY
.$kilit™: BUT TONIGHT I'M GONNA GO WITH LAZY
>:UJ-----<: GO HANG OFF THE MONKEY BARS UPSIDE DOWN WAHKING OFF INTO A BAG OF DOG SHIT
>:UJ-----<: THEN EATING IT
.$kilit™: LOL
>:UJ-----<: BUT TONIGHT IMMA CRAM A RUSTY BAR STOOLL LEG U P UR ANUS
.$kilit™: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>:UJ-----<: SO I HEARD U LIKE PENISES
>:UJ-----<: THATS PRETTY GAY
>:UJ-----<: FAGGOT
>:UJ-----<: GO TOUCH HIS DICK
.$kilit™: ATTACHED TO MY SCROTUM SURE
>:UJ-----<: U PUT UR SCROTUM IN UR BUTTHOLE THEN SAT DOWN
>:UJ-----<: FAG
.$kilit™: LOL
>:UJ-----<: STOP PLEASING UR SELF
.$kilit™: DO YOU HAVE TOURETS?
>:UJ-----<: I BET YOU LIKE TO GO TO THE BOYS ISLES OF CLOTHES STORES
>:UJ-----<: AND SLOWLY CARESS THE GROIN AREA OF THEIR PANTS
>:UJ-----<: FAG
>:UJ-----<: GO TOUCH ADICK
.$kilit™: HAHAHAH
>:UJ-----<: STOP LAFFING
>:UJ-----<: U MIGHT CHOKE ON UR HUSBANDS COCK
>:UJ-----<: :<
>:UJ-----<: SO Y DID U ADD ME
>:UJ-----<: OH I SEE UR STATUS
>:UJ-----<: ITS NOT FUNNY
>:UJ-----<: AT ALL
>:UJ-----<: IF THATS SUPOSED TO BE ORIGINAL
>:UJ-----<: U CAN GO FUCKING FUCK YOUR FUCKING SELF
>:UJ-----<: KIKE
>:UJ-----<: EAT A DICK OR TO
>:UJ-----<: AND HAVE A SHIT DAY
.$kilit™: I HAVEN'T READ THE LAST PAGE. SLOW DOWN BEFORE YOU HAVE AN ANURISM
>:UJ-----<: MB YOU SHOULD SLOW DOWN BEFORE U BUST A NUT ALL OVER YOUR KYBOARD
>:UJ-----<: KIKE
>:UJ-----<: SO I HEARD U LIKE TO RIP OPEN MENS ASSHOLES
.$kilit™: I love TeaBagging WetBacksLets play Smear the Zodiac Qweur....
>:UJ-----<: AND SING THEM SONGS
>:UJ-----<: IS THIS TRUE
>:UJ-----<: NO I DONT PLAY ANYTHING WITH SPICS
.$kilit™: DO YOU PAY ATTENTION HO?
>:UJ-----<: I ONLY PLAY ANAL RING TOSS
.$kilit™: i SAID WETBACKS
>:UJ-----<: ANAL
>:UJ-----<: RIUNG
>:UJ-----<: TOSS
>:UJ-----<: ONLY
.$kilit™: SMEAR
.$kilit™: TEH
.$kilit™: ZODIAC
.$kilit™: QWER
>:UJ-----<: MHMM
>:UJ-----<: FUCK MEXICANS
>:UJ-----<: UR A CHINK ARENT U
.$kilit™: i'm a damn post european cunt tosser
>:UJ-----<: OH
>:UJ-----<: SO UR AN OBESE CHINK
>:UJ-----<: FAT ASS
>:UJ-----<: GO EAT SOMETHING AND LET 3 ARABS SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH
.$kilit™: OBESE IS FOR YOU YANKS BUNG HOLE ART HEART
>:UJ-----<: WHILE YOUR BOYFRIEND COMES IN UR ROOM
>:UJ-----<: COVERED IN CHOCOLATE
>:UJ-----<: AND WHACKS U OFF WITH PASTA SAUCE
>:UJ-----<: $kilit™: OBESE IS FOR YOU YANKS BUNG HOLE ART HEAR
>:UJ-----<: WHAT TEH FUCK WAS THAT BULLL SHIT
.$kilit™: YOU MISSED A T. WANT A MISS A PERIOD TOO? HO.
>:UJ-----<: WHY WOULD SOMEONE CAR IF THEY MISSED A PERIOD
>:UJ-----<: ?
>:UJ-----<: AS FAR AS I REMEMBER GIRLS ONLY THOUGH THEY WERE PREGNANT IF THEY MISSED ONE...
>:UJ-----<: ERR
>:UJ-----<: GO FUCK A BAG FULL OF PINTO BEANS FAT ASS
.$kilit™: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>:UJ-----<: MAN I GOTTA SHIT
>:UJ-----<: OPEN YOUR MOUTH
.$kilit™: aaaaaaaaah
>:UJ-----<: I BET UR FORSKIN IS ROTTEN
>:UJ-----<: :U
.$kilit™: MECH ASSUMES TOO MUCH
>:UJ-----<: PROLLY CUT IT OFF AND CHEW IT LIKE BIG RED
>:UJ-----<: GO PLAY HALO
>:UJ-----<: WITH ALL THE OPTHER FAGS WITH SHITTY COMPUTERS
>:UJ-----<: = )
.$kilit™: GO PLAY HUMAN
.$kilit™: :D
>:UJ-----<: GO PLAY WITH YOUR DEAD UNCLES ANUS
.$kilit™: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
>:UJ-----<: I WISH U WOULD DELETE URSELF FROM MY XIRE
>:UJ-----<: :(
.$kilit™: you could block me
>:UJ-----<: NO U
.$kilit™: hahahhahaha
.$kilit™: maybe you don't know how
>:UJ-----<: FUCK OFF ITS NOT FUNNY
>:UJ-----<: YEAH I DO ACTUALLY
>:UJ-----<: DELETE AS FRIEND > TOOLS > BLOCK USER
.$kilit™: and loves to prove it
>:UJ-----<: EAT A DICK
>:UJ-----<: BRB I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT
.$kilit™: there's no "eat a dick" in my commands list
>:UJ-----<: WHAT A HGOOD SHIT
>:UJ-----<: TO BAD THERE WASNT ANY LEFT TO SMEAR ALL OVER MY OWN CHEST
>:UJ-----<: :((
.$kilit™: sad stuff. want s
>:UJ-----<: .$kilit™: sad stuff. want some cheese with that wine?
>:UJ-----<: ok
>:UJ-----<: deleted
.$kilit™: lol
>:UJ-----<: that was the gayest thing you could possibly say
>:UJ-----<: even gayer than I AHVE SEX WITH MEN
>:UJ-----<: ...
>:UJ-----<: honkey
.$kilit™: no, I could think of worse
This user has been blocked
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :U
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: brb reading it through
>:UJ-----<: brb going to sleep be back in 14 hours, hope you wait for me
<This user is now offline>oh mech, you dirty dirty nigger :-3

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: do you reckon michael jackson shaves?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i mean, does any hair get through all that crap?
Sever: doi give a fuck?
Sever: i dont want to think about him
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: wow
Sever: or it, if thats what you call 'him'
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: you fap over him that often?
Sever: you've ruined my day
Sever: and its 2am here, so thatsstill another 22 hours
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i'm so awesome
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: no wonder were such good buddys
Sever: fuck you
Sever: lol
Sever: i'm just toying with map ideas right now
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: GET A MICHAEL JACKSON MAP
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: YOU START OF ON THIS HIDOUS WHITE TOP LEVEL
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: THEN WORK YOUR WAY DOWN THE LEVELS
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AND INTO THE LOWER BLACK LEVELS
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AND THEIRS DECENT MUSIC DOWN THERE
Sever: he's actually an alien
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: AS OPPOSED TO THE AURAL TORCHER OF THE TOP LEVEL
Sever: the realmj was abducted, and is still black

n00b1n8R

February 22nd, 2008, 09:48 PM

Boba Constrictor: sup dog
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: my cock
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: wait this isn't hannah's chat window
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :U
Boba Constrictor: >:U
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :-3

.

Emmzee

February 22nd, 2008, 10:29 PM

I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: BASHING THE KEYBOARD BATTLE
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: GO
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: JM BGVDRIKSDKLFJHBSDFIBSDVK SFWITL23ILUR H25ITH243LT9O534JN643P6T43T43443485443561F4398F136 WF1EWFJSDV/BSDPGSAG['HG]3QG\1J
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: YOUR TURN
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: kl;md;asdfj;kalskdjmfa/skdlfa;ksjmf;kfuckoffstickykeys;alskdl;fja;smfnjal ;sjl;kfadnlf;asdgl;sadfghlsa
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: klhbiknJGHJKN87OHnoh8iono6yolb785f6igioB8OL.NMITGi ub87gbiuog76IUHoin;j98JOYU09j0jmoiH(N(nI&RuibMNoUp'o{Op}P7)p9t
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: YOUR TURN
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: 2468NOWITSTIMETOMASTURBATE10390EJGIZOXCHJOGKADIGAH OSI;FGYHAOISD;FGJOA;PSHDGHOAPSUDY0298374-
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: uh
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: i see what you did there
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: fap some time later
:-3

n00b1n8R

February 22nd, 2008, 11:02 PM

I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: who is this hannah
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: boba's gf?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: yeah
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: also known as AD
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: wait what
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: somebody's slow
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: i thought she was whiplash's gf
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: :U
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: that was like
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: a year ago
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: am slow
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: SHOE ON HEAD
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: supposedly whiplash was fail
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: GOGOGO
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: yeah
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: like 2 inches of fail
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: which doesn't surprise me
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: fail mod too
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: like a forruner to zeph and atty
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: almost as bad as ZEPH
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: GOD
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: WHAT A HUGE FAGGOT
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: ZEPH IS A FAGGOT
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: I WANT TO TRIPLE FIST HIM
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: UNF UNF UNF
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: can i help?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: since you need a 3rd fist?
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: k
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: or would a foot work
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: BOTH
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: 4 HANDS AND 4 FEET IN ZEPH'S BUM
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: GOGOGO
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: size 15 US GOGOGO
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: size 11 US
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: am cry
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: YOU MADE ME CRY
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT GUYS WITH BIG SHOES
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: YOUR FOOT IS LIKE 4 SIZES BIGGER >:U
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: big feet?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: no
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: big socks
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :U
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: :U
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: 6'4" GOGOGO
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: 5'11 GOGOGOGOGO
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :haw:
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: wow, they sure raise you swamp people tall
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: must be the swamp nutrients
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: 15 going on 16
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: super :haw:
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: 17 going on 18
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: mega :haw:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: HEY GUESS WHAT
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: BECAUSE I CAN DRIVE A CAR BITCH
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WE BOTH BECOME LEGAL THIS YEAH
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :uberhaw:
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: N
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: ive been legal
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: in my state
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: legal age is 16
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: :haw:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: sure
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: suuuuure
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: no lie
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: however it took you 2 more years to get laid
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: look up "North Carolina age of consent"
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: discuss
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: ONE AND A HALF
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: FAGGOT
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: >:U
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: at least i'm not a virgin
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: UNLIKE SAY YOU
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: :U
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i still have over a year and a half to get laid before i loose to you
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :U
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: i still have a gf
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: and you don't
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: you didn't have a gf when you were 15
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: Handy McHand doesn't count as a gf
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: yes i did
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: sluts don't count
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: for a short while
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: THEN I GRABBED THE BOOBIES
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: AND I WOKE UP 3 HOURS LATER
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LOOOOOL
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: you hear that?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: BITCH GOT SERVED
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: BITCH GOT SERVER
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: i say that all the time now
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: makes me happy
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: LEET WORLD
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: YEAAAAAAAH
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LEET WORLD
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: hmm.
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: YEEEAAAH
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: Looks like tic-tac-toe.
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: THREE IN A ROW.
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: YEAAAAAAAAAH
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: this guy is dead
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: he's not dead
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: he's stone dead
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :puts on glasses:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: I didn't kill him!
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: YES YOU DID.
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: MC HAMSTER SAYS!
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: NEVER EVER LOOK AT THE ROAD WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: EVER.

and

I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: stop going to /b/
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: or i will kill you
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: why
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: D:
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: because
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: it is for virgins and child molesters
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: so you 2 weeks ago
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: n
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: try
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: 10 days ago
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: FEGIT
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: GET IT RIGHT
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: GOSH
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: lool
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: but that's all you've got?
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: the lack of response is telling
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: also
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: you're a virgin
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: discuss
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: you won't get laid until AFTER UNI
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: :haw:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: o rly
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: ya rly
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: how do you know
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: I DEMAND THIS CRISTAL BALL
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: because
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: ive time traveled
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: to australia
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: with a tardis?
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: circa 2016
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: n
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: with a real time traveling machine
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: like a de lorean
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: THE TARDIS IS REAL
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: N
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WHY DO YOU WANT TO MAKE ME CRY
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WHYYYYY
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: IT IS GAY
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ;______;
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: SANTA DOESN'T EXIST
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: HAHAHAHA
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ;___________;
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: I HATE YOU I'M LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK

ExAm

February 23rd, 2008, 08:10 PM

I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: YOU N ME AIN'T NUTHIN BUT MAMMALS
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: plz
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): bust myths?
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: uh
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: no
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: you know they show hardcore elephant porn on the animal channel?
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: somewhere, some elephant's watching that...
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: ...and masturbating
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): mb, but not the discovery channel
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: the elephant is all like "oh, that's so hot"
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: and fapfaps
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: AND THEN WE'LL DO IT DOGGY STYLE SO WE CAN BOTH WATCH X-FILES

Jay2645

February 23rd, 2008, 08:33 PM

You bust myths, then you blow stuff up.
Ohwai-
The sexual implications of what I just said are rising...
Seriously, Smash Lab is awesome.

Emmzee

February 23rd, 2008, 08:33 PM

I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: DO YOU LOOK LIKE GARY BUSEY?
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: I CAN GET YOU MONEY FOR THAT
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: GROWING UP I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: THEN I FOUND OUT NEIL ARMSTRONG BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: LARRY HELPED ME GET IT WHAT I DESERVED FROM NEIL ARMSTRONG
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): PUT 'IM INNA CHAIR
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): STRAP 'IM DOWN
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): PUT A SPONGE ON 'IS HEAD
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): HE'S GETTIN' ELECTROCUTED
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: :awesome:
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): LARRY
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: LARRY!
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): LARRREEEEE
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): LARRY WHY'D YA FUCK MY WIFE?
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: IMPOTENT?
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: WANT A BABY?
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: I WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE AND SUE HER FOR ADULTRY
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: YOU'LL GET FULL CUSTODY!
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): LARRY FUCKED MY WIFE
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): AND I GOT THE KID
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): AND THEN I GOT TO FUCK LARRY'S WIFE
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): THANKS LARREEE!
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: STILL NOT CONVINCED?
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: THEN YOU CAN FUCK MY WIFE!
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): FUCK AWAYYY!
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: TWO, FOUR, EVEN SIX TIMES
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: BUT NEVER THREE!
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): NEVER TREEEEEE
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): *THREEEEE
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: :awesome:
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): YOU'LL KNOW I'M SERIOUS WHEN YOU TALK TO MY SECRETARY
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): FUCK BOTH OF THEM!
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: FUCK US!
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): RRRRRRGHHHHHHH
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): I HAVE A STRONG SUPPORT STAFF FOCUSING ON YOUR SPECIFIC INJURY
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: SHOCK JOHNSON!
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: I'M OUT OF THE ORDINARY
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): DO YOU LOOK LIKE GARY BUSEY?
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: I CAN GET YOU MONEY FOR THAT
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: And, we've started repeating ourselves.
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: OSHIT TIME LOOP
.

ExAm

February 23rd, 2008, 08:35 PM

(cont'd)

.
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): I'LL SIT ON THE JURY BOX AND MAKE CHIT CHAT
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: CHIT CHAT
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: CHIT CHAT
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): CHUT CHAT
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): SHIT SHAT
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): I THINK WE DID IT OUT OF ORDER
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: ME TOO

Skiiran

February 23rd, 2008, 08:41 PM

17:36] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: so i hear my uncle just bought a german tiger tank
[17:36] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: discuss
[17:36] Восстание декабристов: OH SHIT SON
[17:37] Восстание декабристов: You better get footage of you raping the countryside in it
[17:37] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: he's already repaired a german halftrack
[17:37] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: and i rode in it with him
[17:37] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: :awesome:
[17:37] Восстание декабристов: o/
[17:37] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: \o
[17:38] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: i also went with him to a machine gun shoot in kentucky
[17:38] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: :awesome:
[17:38] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: i got to fire an MG-42
[17:38] Восстание декабристов: Was that what made the girl sex you?
[17:38] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: that and my massive 2-inch penis
[17:39] Восстание декабристов: I am going to laff if you don
[17:39] Восстание декабристов: 't
[17:39] Восстание декабристов: Mean diameter
[17:39] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: UH
[17:39] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: I MEAN
[17:39] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: 2*2+2.5 INCHES

[17:29] Восстание декабристов: OH HI
[17:29] Восстание декабристов: XFILES?
[17:29] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: mbmb
[17:29] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: let's both watch it
[17:29] Восстание декабристов: OH HELL YES I WILL GET THE WIMMINZ AND SAMMICHES
[17:29] Восстание декабристов: YOU GET THE SODA
[17:29] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: K
[17:29] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: OH NO
[17:29] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: ALL THEY HAVE AT THE STORE IS...
[17:30] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: IS...
[17:30] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: DIET CAFFEINE-FREE GENERIC COLA!
[17:30] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[17:30] Восстание декабристов: AWWW SHIT
[17:30] Восстание декабристов: Hey speaking of womens
[17:30] Восстание декабристов: Did you get laid at that party?
[17:30] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: uh no
[17:30] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: i got laid
[17:30] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: but not at the party
[17:31] Восстание декабристов: ....AFTER the party?
[17:31] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: yes
[17:31] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: feb. 12
[17:31] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: NO LONGER A VIRGIN
[17:31] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: THE HIGHEST OF FIVES
[17:31] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: \o
[17:31] Восстание декабристов: o/
[17:32] Восстание декабристов: YEAAHH TOO BAD I CAN'T JOIN THAT CLUB BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE CONSIDERED STATUTORY RAPE
[17:32] Восстание декабристов: FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA
[17:32] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: lol
[17:32] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: AGE OF CONSENT IN NC
[17:32] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: 16
[17:32] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: HARHARHAR
[17:32] Восстание декабристов: NUMBER OF WOMEN WHO WOULD DO ME: 1/2
[17:33] Восстание декабристов: as in .5
[17:33] Восстание декабристов: D:
[17:33] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: rofl.

PlasbianX

February 23rd, 2008, 09:00 PM

[21:01] plasbianx: DO YOU LOOK LIKE GARY BUSEY?
[21:01] 777skiiran: NO
[21:01] plasbianx: OH
[21:01] 777skiiran: ALSO I AM NOT ARAB
[21:02] plasbianx: I WAS GONNA SAY I CAN GET YOU MONEY FOR THAT
[21:02] plasbianx: GUESS NOT.
[21:02] plasbianx: :downs:

:(

n00b1n8R

February 23rd, 2008, 09:17 PM

:haw:

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: how can you :haw: that
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: D:
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: no it is gross you are gross
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: maybe
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: MAYBE IT GAVE ME AN ERECTION
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: so it did then
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: UH
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: HEY H2V GUESS WHAT EMMZEE SAID
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: MAYBE
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: OSHI
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: IF YOU QUOTE THIS
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: ILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: AND RAPE YOU WITH MY +2" STICK OF ANAL RAPE
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i think you accidentally hit the + key instead of the - key
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: UH
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: NO
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: +2 INCHES GOSH
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: THAT'S HOW LONG IT IS
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: I MEAN
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: UH
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: UH
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: FUCK
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: -5 +2 amiright
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: DISREGARD THAT
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: iamright

quick, I need something to protect my ass from a -3" raper D:

Emmzee

February 23rd, 2008, 09:18 PM

:gtfo:

Skiiran

February 23rd, 2008, 09:34 PM

[18:33] Восстание декабристов: How could you possibly sex that woman with that tiny +2 stick of penetration anyway?
[18:33] Восстание декабристов: Unless
[18:33] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: unless i was lying
[18:34] Восстание декабристов: OH GOD HER LABIA TOOK YOUR BALLS
[18:34] Восстание декабристов: Or that too
[18:34] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: lawl.

[18:34] Восстание декабристов: MANWICH
[18:35] Восстание декабристов: MANWICH
[18:35] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: Y
[18:35] Восстание декабристов: WE ADORE THEE
[18:35] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: Y
[18:35] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: IAWTP
[18:35] Восстание декабристов: FUN AND MESSY AND SLOPPY TOO
[18:35] Восстание декабристов: NAPKINS NOW UNFOLD OH GOD IT WAS A GUY DRESSED AS A WOMAN
[18:35] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: lol

TeeKup

February 23rd, 2008, 10:21 PM

=PlasbianX= says:
YES
=PlasbianX= says:
INDEED.
=PlasbianX= says:
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8411/1198881611103mx0.jpg
Ryujin says:
christ thats funny
=PlasbianX= says:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
Ryujin says:
whats this one
Ryujin says:
O
Ryujin says:
M
Ryujin says:
F
Ryujin says:
G
Ryujin says:
LMFAO
Ryujin says:
im posting that
Ryujin says:
omg

Skiiran

February 23rd, 2008, 10:28 PM

[19:24] Восстание декабристов: I wonder how long it will be until Teek's drug life catches up to him and he rapes you in a fit of crack-lust, Emmz.
[19:24] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: lol
[19:25] Восстание декабристов: The lanky boy suspected nothing as the large, crack-riddled homosexual approached him from behind
[19:25] Восстание декабристов: Suddenly there was something poking at his pants.
[19:25] Восстание декабристов: large hands whipped him around and he got raped.
[19:25] Восстание декабристов: THUS IS THE STORY
[19:26] Восстание декабристов: OF THE GLORIOUS HIDDEN RELATIONSHIP OF EMMZEE AND TEEK
[19:26] Восстание декабристов: AMIRITE
[19:26] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: K
[19:26] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: make a thread
[19:26] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: gogogo
[19:27] Восстание декабристов: Like a full thread or just poast in quotes?
[19:27] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: you decide
[19:28] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: n00b won't admit he got raped by a man claiming to be a doctor.

EDIT: Teek get on Xfire.

ExAm

February 24th, 2008, 12:28 AM

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee6/TheExAm/Picture087.png

The Jasonator:
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE
The Ivanator:
WHERE IS ROSS
The Ivanator:
...WAIT
The Ivanator:
IT'S..IT'S..
The Ivanator:
OUTSIDE
The Ivanator:
OMFG
The Ivanator:
:suicide:
The Jasonator:
I KNOW
The Jasonator:
IT'S SO SAD.

PlasbianX

February 24th, 2008, 03:31 PM

[15:25] =PlasbianX=: gotta create a new planet for geography
[15:25] =PlasbianX=: and make a climate, a food chain, landforms, etc.
[15:25] =PlasbianX=: Mines gonna be dark and cold.
[15:25] =PlasbianX=: like me ;d
[15:26] Water Of Gaia: o:
[15:29] =PlasbianX=: ok so like
[15:29] =PlasbianX=: i need a name for these areas..
[15:29] =PlasbianX=: i said my planet has no rotation
[15:29] =PlasbianX=: thus 1 side always receives light
[15:29] Water Of Gaia: a name for the continents?
[15:29] =PlasbianX=: and the other is completely dark
[15:30] =PlasbianX=: i need a name for each area
[15:30] Water Of Gaia: The light side
[15:30] =PlasbianX=: the dark, and the light
[15:30] Water Of Gaia: Auerlia, the dark side, Laurentia
[15:30] =PlasbianX=: lumis and Umbra mb?
[15:30] =PlasbianX=: oo i like your names
[15:30] Water Of Gaia: no thats over used
[15:30] Water Of Gaia: thanks
[15:30] Water Of Gaia: if you need help with other geographical locations just tell me
[15:31] =PlasbianX=: or..
[15:31] =PlasbianX=: lucent and lurid
[15:31] Water Of Gaia: ew no
[15:31] =PlasbianX=: i gotta be able to pronounce yours lol.
[15:32] Water Of Gaia: Our-Rell-ia
[15:32] =PlasbianX=: WTF
[15:32] =PlasbianX=: I AINT USING THAT
[15:32] =PlasbianX=: Aurelia (or Aurélia, in Portuguese) is the first Brazilian gay dictionary
[15:32] Water Of Gaia: Lor-en-tia
[15:32] =PlasbianX=: NO.
[15:32] =PlasbianX=: I WILL NOT USE BRAZILIAN GAY DICTIONARY.
[15:32] Water Of Gaia: I got Aurelia from Act Comat
[15:32] =PlasbianX=: NO.
[15:32] =PlasbianX=: NO.
[15:32] Water Of Gaia: I HAD NO IDEA IT MENT THAT
[15:32] =PlasbianX=: YOU LIE.

:(

TeeKup

February 24th, 2008, 03:51 PM

Ryujin says:
ill show you
Ryujin says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nations_of_Ace_Combat#Federal_Republic_of_Aurelia
Ryujin says:
SEE
Ryujin says:
ITS IN ACE COMBAT X

ExAm

February 24th, 2008, 06:48 PM

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: exam
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: hold me
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ;____;
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): how about
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): http://valentrinne.com/shitburgers/Chicken%202.wav
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): special electric shit paper
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i am intrigued
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: >___>
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: <_____________<
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: >________________________________>.

Emmzee

February 24th, 2008, 09:39 PM

20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): I HAVE GIVEN TOO MUCH REP
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): D:
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: UH OH
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: REP WHORE HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: BAIL OUT
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): HOW DO I BAIL OUT OF MYSELF
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE POWER COUPLINGS
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: IT'S JUST CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: DO IT GOGOGO
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): OH SHIT I LOST MAH ENGINEZ
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): WTFFF
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: UH OH
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: BAIL OUT
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): BASTARD
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): AGAIN HOW I BAIL OUT MYSELF
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): IDIOTZ
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: UH
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: PULL ON THE ESCAPE LEVER
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: YOU KNOW
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: THE ONE IN YOUR PANTS
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: PULL HARD
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: VERY HARD
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): OW
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): IT BROKE
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: UH OH
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): HELP
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: GET SOME TAPE
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: AND SOME ELMERS GLUE
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): OUT OF TAPE
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): ELMERS IS FOR KIDS PENISES
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: YOU SNIFFED ALL THE GLUE
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: DIDN'T YOU
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): NO
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): I DON'T HAVE ELMERS
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): ITS 4 KIDZ PENII
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: GET SOME PAPERCLIPS
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: AND SOME STAPLES
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: YEAH
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: STAPLE IT TOGETHER
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): FUCK
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): OW
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): OW
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): OW
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): WTF
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): HURT
I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: IS IT TOGETHER AGAIN?
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): LEVER DOESN'T WORK
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): OH SHI
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): METABOLIC CASCADE FAILURE
20.Obgr.Smidt (ExAm): *dead*.

Edit:

<Emmzee> Trolling: it's like Viagra for your e-peen.
<techdemon> LOL

n00b1n8R

February 26th, 2008, 03:49 AM

[18:48] n000b1n8R: hi
[18:48] SmarterChild: I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.
[18:48] n000b1n8R: no
[18:48] SmarterChild: OK, fine.
[18:48] n000b1n8R: yo
[18:48] SmarterChild: What's up?
[18:48] n000b1n8R: not much
[18:48] SmarterChild: Same here!

>>> Tell me about things you like and things you dislike.
[18:48] n000b1n8R: i dislike penis
[18:48] SmarterChild: I'm afraid I don't have an answer for this.
[18:48] n000b1n8R: it's not a question
[18:48] SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
[18:48] n000b1n8R: you can say smart things now?
[18:48] SmarterChild: Uh... No.
:downs:

Bodzilla

February 26th, 2008, 05:35 AM

This was a forum over at cyberslam For people posting their halo history.
most people said what clans they played, who they played with and when they played, or some other little fun fact while they played.
after reading through some replys i found this.
this is how it played out.

Chime:"<painful part>

Yep, there was a debate going on at school discussing that female gamers get harassed and flamed out in games. I was the only one to oppose that and say "they get favoured..." so this is where i borrowed my friends name "Belinda" and played some Halo with it. I can honestly say I haven't felt as sick as i did whilst under that name...terrible thing. Xant was quite keen on me and i really hated myself for doing this. A week later i was invited into AST (because i was pro not sexy) was fun, i learnt alot. Never got along with Creel though...even with my sexy name.

Eventually, Xant exposed me and i was happy for him to do it. It got to the point where i couldn't breathe...every time i jumped on my PC i felt so sick. You wouldn't believe it. So Xant blew me out of the water on the forums, and we had one of the most epic fights in ventrilo that afternoon. I wasn't angry. Relief and regret was the only thing i could feel. I didn't want to lose the friends i had made though, they were so nice...i was sad.

A while after, Xant came around and we were talking again. He cleared things up and had my back on the forums and i was without words. Eventually, people started to forgive me and i was so happy. So now i was myself using the name july`Vantage and started to show everyone that i'm genuinely a nice person and didn't mean to be so misleading."

--------------------------------------------------------------
Zilla: "YOU WHERE A GIRL?
I f$%*ING LOL'd!
xDDDD HAHAHAHAH BWAHAHAHAHA
:lmao::lmao::lmao:"
--------------------------------------------------------------
Defuze (admin): " Zilla, PULL YOUR f$%*ING HEAD IN. "

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Zilla: *quoting defuze*

"i'd never heard of it. lmao
and to think chimey posed as a girl. C'mon as if that aint f$%*ing hillarious."

--------------------------------------------------------------
Robe: "I wasn't really hanging around Cyberslam then but when someone on my MSN called 'Belinda' suddenly changed to 'Jason' I got a little scared"

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Zilla: " this was level 6 funny.

lvl 1. a slight smirk
lvl 2. a chuckle
lvl 3. laughter.
lvl 4. uncontrollable laughter.
lvl 5. fell off my chair laughing.
lvl 6. Call the mortuary. i just ran out of oxygen."

--------------------------------------------------------------
Golde: " mm i didnt find it funny.
lol"

--------------------------------------------------------------
Zilla: "only cause you wanted to stick it in the pooper
xD

this is a great day."

*Thread locked, warn increased to 40%*
>>Link<< (http://forums.cyberslam.com.au/index.php?showtopic=19108&st=60)
Read from post 72 onwards..

Rob Oplawar

February 29th, 2008, 07:25 PM

mass123123123 (5:14:39 PM): heh
mass123123123 (5:14:49 PM): my gf just sent me a text message
mass123123123 (5:14:58 PM): "guess what I'm wearing"
mass123123123 (5:15:04 PM): so I'm like
roboplawar (5:15:07 PM): "nothing"
mass123123123 (5:15:09 PM): "nothing?"
roboplawar (5:15:14 PM): i'm so good
mass123123123 (5:15:15 PM): and then she's like
mass123123123 (5:15:17 PM): yes.
mass123123123 (5:15:21 PM): so I'm like
roboplawar (5:15:26 PM): picsorstfu
mass123123123 (5:15:27 PM): "pics or stfu
roboplawar (5:15:29 PM): XD
mass123123123 (5:15:33 PM): I hate you
roboplawar (5:15:34 PM): i am SO good

lolpredictable...

n00b1n8R

February 29th, 2008, 07:30 PM

and she's like?

n00b1n8R

February 29th, 2008, 09:03 PM

[12:00] n000b1n8R: lesbians?
[12:00] n000b1n8R: on my aim?
[12:00] n000b1n8R: it's more liekly than i thought
[12:00] n000b1n8R: likely*
[12:00] plasbianx1337: o__O
[12:00] plasbianx1337: i am le busy with teh fap fap
[12:00] plasbianx1337: msg me when Im done
[12:00] n000b1n8R: has it been 10 seconds yet?
:-3

Mass

March 1st, 2008, 02:11 AM

and she's like?
Oh, you'd like to know, wouldn't you.

n00b1n8R

March 1st, 2008, 06:49 AM

Yeah i would.

Llama Juice

March 1st, 2008, 10:56 AM

http://www.llamajuice.com/img/convos/kim.jpg

http://www.llamajuice.com/img/convos/sara.jpg

n00b1n8R

March 1st, 2008, 05:21 PM

What program is that?

Monopoly

March 1st, 2008, 06:09 PM

Windows Live messenger I believe.

n00b1n8R

March 1st, 2008, 11:34 PM

[14:28] teekuphalofan: sup failure
[14:29] n000b1n8R: sup fag
[14:29] teekuphalofan: :O!
[14:29] n000b1n8R: yeah
[14:29] teekuphalofan: lol
[14:29] n000b1n8R: i weant there
[14:29] teekuphalofan: bitch
[14:29] teekuphalofan: *e-slap*
[14:29] n000b1n8R: oh, i'm the bitch hey?
[14:29] n000b1n8R: :irony:
[14:29] teekuphalofan: lol very true
[14:29] teekuphalofan: ima tell you something disturbing
[14:30] teekuphalofan: i took it like a bitch for the first time the other night
[14:30] teekuphalofan: did that make you spit out your drink and or food?
[14:30] teekuphalofan: I hope it did
[14:30] n000b1n8R: :v
[14:30] n000b1n8R: um
[14:30] n000b1n8R: wow
[14:30] n000b1n8R: thanks
[14:30] n000b1n8R: that mental picture
[14:30] n000b1n8R: thanks
[14:30] n000b1n8R: brb
[14:30] n000b1n8R: poking my mental eye out
[14:30] n000b1n8R: btw
[14:31] n000b1n8R: HEY H2V, GUESS WHAT
[14:31] teekuphalofan: ROFL
OK ARE YOU HAPPY I POSTED IT GOSH

TeeKup

March 1st, 2008, 11:35 PM

HAH HA HA HA!!

TeeKup

March 1st, 2008, 11:36 PM

[23:37] TeeKupHalofan: out of all seriousness
[23:37] TeeKupHalofan: it was amazing
[23:37] n000b1n8R: um
[23:37] n000b1n8R: k
[23:37] TeeKupHalofan: THE POST YOU DICK
[23:37] n000b1n8R: says the 15 year old boy who's never had a girlfriend in his life
[23:37] n000b1n8R: oh
[23:37] n000b1n8R: LOL

n00b1n8R

March 1st, 2008, 11:56 PM

Skiiran

March 2nd, 2008, 12:16 AM

[21:11] Восстание декабристов: Motherfucking physics keeping me from fucking motherfucking hot aliens
[21:11] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: >:U
[21:12] Восстание декабристов: MAYBE TEEK'S FAGGOTRY CAN OPEN UP A SPACE PORTAL
[21:12] Восстание декабристов: AND WE CAN RIDE HIM LIKE A SURFBORAD THROUGH IT
[21:12] Восстание декабристов: This requires science
[21:12] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and lube
[21:12] Восстание декабристов: ^ yes.
[21:13] Восстание декабристов: Is Teek on and if so why doesn't he talk at me?
[21:13] Восстание декабристов: I WISH TO BE VALIDATED BY A BISEXUAL'S CRITIQUE OF MY PUDGE
[21:14] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: teek's on aim
[21:14] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and he stoped using that "bi" bullshit
[21:14] Восстание декабристов: So he is just a gay
[21:14] Восстание декабристов: AWESOME I HAVE TWO GAY FRIENDS NOW
[21:14] Восстание декабристов: OH GOD I AM GOING TO BE RAPED
.

n00b1n8R

March 2nd, 2008, 12:16 AM

[14:36] n000b1n8R: so the sex wasn't amazing then
[14:37] n000b1n8R: damn
[14:37] n000b1n8R: i wish i knew your bf's aim
[14:37] teekuphalofan: no it was
[14:37] teekuphalofan: he's a 6 foot 5 inch tall black boy
[14:37] teekuphalofan: how can it NOT be amazing
[14:37] n000b1n8R: oh fuck
[14:37] n000b1n8R: i'm only 6' 4"
[14:37] n000b1n8R: i feel inadiquete
[14:37] n000b1n8R: btw, how tall is he?
[14:37] teekuphalofan: kill yourselfhttp://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-protarget.gif
E:

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WAIT FUCK OFF
Восстание декабристов: WHUT
Восстание декабристов: ALL SOUTHERNERS LIEK CHIKIN
Восстание декабристов: SPECIALLY THE WHITIES
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: you beat me to the post
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: D:
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: i had the post ready
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: but went to the toilet
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: and you fucking posted
Восстание декабристов: BAHAHAHAHA
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: >:U

TeeKup

March 2nd, 2008, 12:18 AM

ROFL.

Whats you're AIM? XD

Llama Juice

March 2nd, 2008, 12:18 AM

What program is that?

Microsoft Messenger

... I have a mac...

Skiiran

March 2nd, 2008, 12:19 AM

ROFL.

Whats you're AIM? XD
I have Xfire. I've been thinking of getting AIM ever since my sister got it. You know, so I know where she is so she doesn't get RAPED.

[21:15] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: who's the other?
[21:15] Восстание декабристов: A guy from my dad's old work
[21:16] Восстание декабристов: Because soft-and-hardware engineer is TOTALLY what to expect from a gay albino
[21:16] Восстание декабристов: :downs:
[21:16] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: lmfao
[21:16] Восстание декабристов: He's seriously a cool guy though
[21:17] Восстание декабристов: The only time he's ever been scary was when he and some other of my dad's friends were over and when I came up the stairs they all in unison stared at me like I had fried chikin and we were in the south
[21:17] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: WAIT FUCK OFF
[21:17] Восстание декабристов: WHUT
[21:17] Восстание декабристов: ALL SOUTHERNERS LIEK CHIKIN
[21:17] Восстание декабристов: SPECIALLY THE WHITIES
[21:18] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: you beat me to the post
[21:18] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: D:
[21:18] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: i had the post ready
[21:18] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: but went to the toilet
[21:18] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: and you fucking posted
[21:18] Восстание декабристов: BAHAHAHAHA
[21:18] DA- n Ã²_Ã³ b1n8R: >:U

TeeKup

March 2nd, 2008, 12:23 AM

If you live in the south, and you DON'T like chicken, then you can just get the fuck out.

n00b1n8R

March 2nd, 2008, 12:34 AM

it's funny when americans talk about the "south" :downs:

Skiiran

March 2nd, 2008, 12:54 AM

Teek:

My SN = Crembaw is A Hug. (no period in it obviously) Add me.

n000b1n8R (9:29:47 PM): WHERE IS MY BIGER PENIS
n000b1n8R (9:29:48 PM): HMM?
n000b1n8R (9:29:54 PM): also fix your avatar ffs
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:30:54 PM): HAYSUP
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:31:00 PM): Also you suck your bigger dick
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:31:03 PM): HA HA
n000b1n8R (9:31:04 PM): NOT MY DICK WTF
n000b1n8R (9:31:14 PM): MY DICK IS NOT UP
n000b1n8R (9:31:17 PM): WHY
n000b1n8R (9:31:17 PM): IS
n000b1n8R (9:31:19 PM): THIS
n000b1n8R (9:31:20 PM): SO
n000b1n8R (9:31:21 PM): HMM
n000b1n8R (9:31:35 PM): i should fucking ban you from my contacts now
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:32:00 PM): What
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:32:02 PM): SHIT
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:32:03 PM): I MEAN
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:32:07 PM): *magic noise*
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:32:11 PM): HERE IS YOUR BIGGER PENIS
n000b1n8R (9:32:18 PM): FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
n000b1n8R (9:32:22 PM): YOU DID IT THE WRONG WAY
n000b1n8R (9:32:24 PM): FUUUUUUUUCK
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:32:29 PM): OH SHIT SON
n000b1n8R (9:33:15 PM): :S
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:33:26 PM): MMMMMM TITTIES
n000b1n8R (9:33:39 PM): WHERE??
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:33:52 PM): UP YOUR ANUS
n000b1n8R (9:34:01 PM): :V
n000b1n8R (9:37:28 PM): oh god
n000b1n8R (9:37:30 PM): ET is on tv
n000b1n8R (9:37:30 PM): e
n000b1n8R (9:37:32 PM): fucking
n000b1n8R (9:37:32 PM): t
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:37:37 PM): MOTHERFUCK
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:37:43 PM): SOUND THE ALARM
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:37:47 PM): GET THE FUCKING BIG GUN
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:37:50 PM): WE GOT ALIENS
n000b1n8R (9:38:08 PM): THE CHANCES OF THEM COMING ARE A MILLION TO ONE, A MILLION TO ONE, A MILLION TO ONE
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:41:25 PM): SHIT SON
n000b1n8R (9:44:28 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvanJYOGlus
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:46:53 PM): FUCK YES SON
n000b1n8R (9:48:41 PM): i think there's chocolate on my knose
n000b1n8R (9:48:51 PM): but my tounge can't quite reach to be sure
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:49:48 PM): You'd best get Teek to lick it
n000b1n8R (9:50:08 PM): but he's busy with his bumchum
n000b1n8R (9:50:09 PM): D:
n000b1n8R (9:50:18 PM): and i am not going anywhere the fuck near that
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:50:22 PM): Is that why he isn't on?
n000b1n8R (9:50:29 PM): yeah
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:50:33 PM): THEY MUST BE WATCHING XFILES TOGETHER
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:50:39 PM): AND GIVING AIDS BACK AND FORTH
n000b1n8R (9:50:41 PM): obviously
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:51:21 PM): Whar is Emmzee when he needs being here
n000b1n8R (9:51:40 PM): again, probably busy doing something totally not fun with his gf
n000b1n8R (9:51:45 PM): when he could be lonely with us
Crembaw Is A Hug (9:52:31 PM): We could always have a sing-off for Rage Against the Machine songs
n000b1n8R (9:52:44 PM): excet i don't know any