Post your quotes #2

[Masterz1337]

Let's not get off topic this time.



Masterz1337: lets talk sex stories
Masterz1337: whiplash
Masterz1337: when was the first time you realized you were gay
toughtanx75: well, i only
toughtanx75: hey
toughtanx75: fuck you

[Atty]

[02:46] iAtty: Hey
[02:46] WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ: :?
[02:46] iAtty: Whats up
[02:46] WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ: Tired
[02:46] iAtty: OMG WTF LOL ROFL FUCKING HILLARITY OMG

[CN3089]

CN3089: Hello. I am a friend of Sir Corgy. He has notified me he was BANNED for NO REASON from a website with the URL http://h2vista.com/forums/index.php. WHY?
CN3089: 8-)
toughtanx75: He was not banned for no reason.
toughtanx75: I am sorry cn, I like you, I really do.
toughtanx75: I don't really want do fight/argue with you...
toughtanx75: to*
CN3089: so unban him and we can avoid this ugly business of contracted murder of your entire family
CN3089: oops
CN3089: I mean
CN3089: Arguing over the internetlol that cn3089 is such a card



ps unban corgy

[n00b1n8R]

that's not funny >.>

biotitan says:
bak
n00b1n8R says:
no your not
n00b1n8R says:
liar
n00b1n8R says:

biotitan says:
hmm maybe i'm not
n00b1n8R says:
that's right, your not (swoosh's finger like a jedi)
biotitan says:
i am not here
n00b1n8R says:
you are not here.
biotitan says:
i
biotitan says:
m there *points over there*
n00b1n8R says:
you want to give me your nids (swoosh's finger again)
n00b1n8R says:
yes you are
n00b1n8R says:
(more swooshing)
biotitan says:
i want to steal yuor nids
n00b1n8R says:
*stabs you*
GTFO

not that funny but atleast it makes sense..

[Corgy]

Caskey: Also, im fucking hung like saddam
Corgy y0: really.
Caskey: I guess they don't play hangman in Iraq anymore either
Corgy y0: omg lmao!
Caskey: Oh jesus, someone just had to randomly post a pic of their penis on totse again
Corgy y0: c00l cocks ae c00l
Caskey: ...
Corgy y0: they ar.e
Corgy y0: Is your cock cool
Caskey: Yes, but not others. Only mines is the kewlist


lmao dude there is like a bazillion occurrences of the word cock in this quote

[mech]

Some random guy just messaged me on xfire....

.|мѕ|ı Иinja [λ]: Every time you masturbate, God beats Dice with a bat. Please, keep masturbating.
>:UJ-----<: rofl

[Btd69]

cXg|.Waluigi[XG]: Good game guys
cXg|.Blake[XG]: Yea GG
cXg|.Christenson[XG]: 5-13 blake, I don't think you're not good enough for this team
cXg|.Blake[XG]: Clearly you need to suck my dick you mid camping fuckhead

After we won our 1st GameArena Ladder match 16-0.

[Hurrvish]

the teachers name is mrs. pleasant
my friend was click this pen in class

friend: *click click click click click click click click*
teacher(annoyed): please stop that clicking
friend: *clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclic kclickclickclickclickclickclick*
teacher: if you dont stop that clicking, ill stick that pen where the sun dont shine

>_>

[Atty]

I'm sure she meant her desk drawer, since you know, the sun doesn't shine in there. :)

[Hurrvish]

im pretty sure she meant 'ass'

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=where+the+sun+don't+shine (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=where+the+sun+don%27t+shine)

[Teroh]

7th Grade Math Teacher: "GO!! RUN LIKE A...... TREE!"

[DaneO'Roo]

mah old thread :(

[14:59] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: I r Jango FEtt
[14:59] Boba: MY GOSH
[15:00] Boba: WHO ARE YOU
[15:00] Boba: DO I HAVE TO RAPE YOU M GOD
[15:00] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: I DONT KNOW
[15:00] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: :O
[15:00] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: OH YES PLEASE RAPE
[15:00] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: TIS GOOD YA
[15:00] Boba: MY GOD
[15:00] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: :O
[15:00] Boba: (god isn't real(
[15:00] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: OMFG YES HE IS
[15:00] Boba: THEY FOUND HIS BONES HE DIED LOL.
[15:00] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: LOLOLOL
[15:00] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: WHERED HE DIED??
[15:00] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: IN UR MOM??
[15:00] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: LOLOOLOL
[15:01] Boba: SHES HUGE SO YEAH

[WhÎþLå§h �ÆmØÑ]

Masterz1337: curosity killed the cat
toughtanx75: *kills your cat*
toughtanx75: There, now shut up :)
Masterz1337: :(
Masterz1337: You wouldn't kill a kitten
Masterz1337: would you?
Masterz1337: **purrs**
toughtanx75: *takes out rusty butterknife*
Masterz1337: that wont work
Masterz1337: cause butter side goes down
Masterz1337: and cats go down
Masterz1337: so there
toughtanx75: lmao wtn

[WhÎþLå§h �ÆmØÑ]

TSLStealth: I think he's scard of my sister, that half emo, half goth
toughtanx75: lmao
toughtanx75: a goth/emo mormon? those exist?

[mech]

im pretty sure she meant 'ass'

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=where+the+sun+don't+shine


It's highly debatable.

[~ZMT~Trace]

H2v|TracePL/Ã�ąŤŕāčę: heres a quote for yall
H2v|TracePL/Ã�ąŤŕāčę: If you don't succeed just blow it up!
thachosenone: lol
Fox: thats my quote!
H2v|TracePL/Ã�ąŤŕāčę: no me
Fox: NO mine look under my name
Fox: lol
H2v|TracePL/Ã�ąŤŕāčę: no u
Fox: no u
H2v|TracePL/Ã�ąŤŕāčę: kme
Fox: lmao
>.>

[Teroh]

[21:55] Teroh15: I hit F10 on my MS Word thing
[21:56] Teroh15: And I thought it would crash
[21:56] Teroh15: So I got scared for a minute.

[WhÎþLå§h �ÆmØÑ]

toughtanx75: iFatticus
toughtanx75: :-)
iAtty: .....

[Atty]

[01:14] iAtty: Your an 11 year old :racial slur:.
[01:14] Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209;: 13*
[01:14] iAtty: HA YOU DIDN'T DENY BEING A :racial slur:!

[Bodzilla]

Masterz1337: curosity killed the cat
toughtanx75: *kills your cat*
toughtanx75: There, now shut up :)
Masterz1337: :(
Masterz1337: You wouldn't kill a kitten
Masterz1337: would you?
Masterz1337: **purrs**
toughtanx75: *takes out rusty butterknife*
Masterz1337: that wont work
Masterz1337: cause butter side goes down
Masterz1337: and cats go down
Masterz1337: so there
toughtanx75: lmao wtn
^ in respose to that i will quote my old wood work teacher

There are many ways to skin a cat, all of them pleasurable

Now u have to hold onto the wood here really tight just incase it grips into the saw, kinda like when your trying to place a cat in the freezer

now his other random quotes

your up shit creek in a barbwire canoe spearing tadpoles with a crowbar.

always give the hardest job to the fattest and laziest person, they'll find an easier way to do it
Wat a legend.

now heres one i just got with dano



Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]:the console is in pc.
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]: i was useing it with mal in his server
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: u were?
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]: ya
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: u sure..
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]: only thing is it doesnt have SV_say
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: lol
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]: which sucks.
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]: i was trying to say zilla is sxc
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]: and it kept saying incorrect function >_>
those evil bastards how did they know?

[PlasbianX]

footballbud24: Listen beautiful, we've gone through this much but I can't take any more abuse from you. You smack me around like I'm some sort of 'hoe' and then you call me fat. I call a divorce this instant!
plasbianx: k, fag.
footballbud24: =[

Whoever the hell that was.

[Mr Buckshot]

I got into trouble, but it was funny.

Basically, we got back our in-class IB essays, and we aren't allowed to take them home. I got a really good score, so I wanted to save a copy to bring home. I had my camera ready (supposed to photograph geography maps) and snapped a picture of the essay, when...

Teacher: What the heck are you doing?
Me: Getting a souvenir
Teacher: You're not allowed to take the essays home. Give me the camera.

I passed the camera to him, but I tried to surreptitiously remove the 1 GB memory stick so that I would at least have the data.

Teacher: I saw that. On second thoughts, keep your camera and give me that blue card.
Me: Awww. (the camera does not have internal flash memory)

How sad.

[~ZMT~Trace]

{PK}Cheatsman: i want some1 to make a scenery of a litle kid trapped in a small cage
Fox: lol
КĨЯ&#223;Ψ_422: how about flyinh toliets?
H2v|TracePL/&#208;ąŤŕāčę: o.o
Fox: lol
H2v|TracePL/&#208;ąŤŕāčę: are you guys high?
{PK}Cheatsman: mb
КĨЯ&#223;Ψ_422: nope
Fox: idk
КĨЯ&#223;Ψ_422: but devon probly was:v

[Hurrvish]

implying jewish slaves O.o? or just a very bad typo

[k4is3rxkh40s]

[18:45] {ҜÃҜ} ĶĻÃ…Й ĻĘÃ…ĐĘЯ ŤữĉҝΣŗ: add everyone u know
[18:45] {ҜÃҜ} ĶĻÃ…Й ĻĘÃ…ĐĘЯ ŤữĉҝΣŗ: this will be fun, lol
[18:45] «Vî®ús»: no
[18:45] «Vî®ús»: not untill i get my sex
[18:45] (N64) Muffen: biggest chat room ever
[18:45] «Vî®ús»: you said if i came here
[18:45] «Vî®ús»: i would get free sex


Lmao @.@

[Atty]

Survey: What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Atticus: Establish who is in my bed with me and proceed accordingly.

[n00b1n8R]

barbed sparky says:
personally I don't think it was racist at all. But it's a pretty subjective debate
n00b1n8R says:
yer, i think striogi is over sensetive
barbed sparky says:
perhaps but it is a fairly fine line
n00b1n8R says:
i mean, if you see an aborigine (asuming he's not albino.. that'd be kinda weird..) what colour would you say their skin was?
n00b1n8R says:
black?
n00b1n8R says:
*gets head bahsed in by black people at school*
barbed sparky says:
dark/brown/black....
n00b1n8R says:
no you can't say that?
n00b1n8R says:
what about "negro"
barbed sparky says:
nope
n00b1n8R says:
*head gets bahsed in again..*
n00b1n8R says:
what about "white pigmently challenged"
barbed sparky says:
lol
n00b1n8R says:
*to many big words, head gets bahsed in by black and white idiots alike*
n00b1n8R says:
fucking hell..
barbed sparky says:
the whole world is too sensitive and has no sense of humour, it's pretty ghay..... (can't say that either, I must be a homophobe, for fuck's sake)
n00b1n8R says:
lol
n00b1n8R says:
can't swear.
n00b1n8R says:
and you can't say swear
n00b1n8R says:
you have to say "cuss"
barbed sparky says:
lol
n00b1n8R says:
and you can't laugh
n00b1n8R says:
that implys your having a better time than others so you may hurt their feelings.
barbed sparky says:
just a bunch of cock smoking knob jockeys
n00b1n8R says:
and you can't be a intelligent donkey eather so i'll stop talking now.

about a comment i made on another forum that a guy went totally ballistic over calling me racist >.>

[rossmum]

Survey: What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Atticus: Establish who is in my bed with me and proceed accordingly.
Win.

We have a guy called Justin in our chem class, and he's the class scapegoat... it's all in good fun, but he gets ripped on at least 30 times a period. Anyways, he failed his driving test to get his 'P's (provisional license) and made the mistake of telling us. We laughed and teased him about it all day (as you do)... a week later...

"I failed... again... clipped the curb"

More hilarity ensued.

Later on, our teacher Mrs. Rennie was asking whether 'oxalic' had one or two 'l's... then after we'd established it was one...

"You know what has two 'L's and no 'P's? JUSTIN!"

Fucking hilarious. Not often a teacher comes up with a call that good. :XD:

[n00b1n8R]

you are surely a 1st class dick.

have a nice day :)

[Bodzilla]

^zomg He"s Justin!

[n00b1n8R]

(shut up bod, you'll get us both killed!)

[Bodzilla]

DANO
JUST THEN


&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: Tool, Tallica, SOAD, Deftones, SVC ftw!
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: hahaha
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: LOl
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: svc?
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: APC*
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: ROFL
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: hahah
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: LOL
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: HHAH AHH QUOTED!
&#198;FF1G&#165;: i lost track of chat now
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: THats geting posted
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: hahaha
! SWiFt™: xD
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: DAMMIT
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: >:U

[rossmum]

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH NICE DANE.

That's classic.

[CtrlAltDestroy]

Ward: says:
i tried changin my password to penis
Ward: says:
it said my password was not long enuf :(That was from like, a year ago with one of my friends. Lmfao. <_<

[n00b1n8R]

Lofuckingl

[Atty]

iAtty: Lets say you've got a donkey and I a rooster.
Emily: Ok?
iAtty: Your donkey eats my roosters feet. What do we have?
Emily: No idea.
iAtty: You've got two feet of my cock in your ass.

[Hurrvish]

^
win

[Bodzilla]

That was from like, a year ago with one of my friends. Lmfao. <_<
that sounds like crap to me, i saw that same quote like a year and a half ago at bash.org >_> it's one of the top 100 quotes....

[Bodzilla]

iAtty: Lets say you've got a donkey and I a rooster.
Emily: Ok?
iAtty: Your donkey eats my roosters feet. What do we have?
Emily: No idea.
iAtty: You've got two feet of my cock in your ass.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha

[WhÎþLå§h �ÆmØÑ]

BobaTheFett76: the only woman in my life is connor
BobaTheFett76: AND SHE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE

[Con]

BobaTheFett76 (9:38:24 PM): IM SORRY CONNOR I DIDNT MEAN TO

xXxMotherWarxXx (9:39:29 PM): So your Boba's girlfriend?

[Boba]

i feel like i was tricked into something

[n00b1n8R]

&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ny sisters brotehr got one today
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: helped setit up
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: and he bought crackddown
DA-n00b1n8R: when i get one i'll be like 'OH SHITZZZ' but untill then..
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: so he gets halo 3 beta
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: = win for me
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: theyre
DA-n00b1n8R: your sister's brother?
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: AWEOSME
DA-n00b1n8R: your half brother?
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i mean
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: wtf
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: my GIRLFRIENDS brother
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lol
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: XDXDXD
DA-n00b1n8R: lol
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: but yeh
DA-n00b1n8R: but i thought that was america only >.>
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ive never even touched one
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: until today
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: VERY sleek
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: and very shiny
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: and oh so awesome
DA-n00b1n8R: oh the 360
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: yeah
DA-n00b1n8R: thought you were talking about the GF xD
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: LOL
DA-n00b1n8R: so quoted
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: nah, ive been up and down her since Jan last year

[Hurrvish]

bash.org's. not mine



<@maddox> FUCK!
<@maddox> my mom just found my website
<+DMTec> isn't she proud?
<+khoveraki> ha
<@naken> you've been on tv 2 times, in the newspapers several times, been banned from a country, has 40 million pageviews
<@naken> and you didn't tell your mother?
<@maddox> "what is this? Did you draw this? It looks like a penis." "No mom, I didn't draw a penis"
<+DMTec> ROFL
<+DMTec> "no mom, i didn't draw a penis" thats good
<@maddox> now she's crying
<RichK> haha, your mom doesn't know about your website?
<@maddox> (on the phone)
<+DMTec> maddox: did she see the "suprise - I have a penis"-greeting card?
<@maddox> dmtec: oh fuck, I forgot about that.. yeah I guess I did draw a penis.
<RichK> bahahahaha
<@maddox> hahahahahaha she just said "I wish I would have died and not raised you"
<+khoveraki> rofl
<@maddox> she hung up
<RichK> You are dispwned maddox


<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!


<Tall Israeli> I think just about anyone who meets me and talks to me for long enough comes to terms with the fact that I am a very sick, twisted person. Also factor in a few mountain dews, a Peer-to-Peer connection, and boredom and you get what might be the funniest combination imaginable.
I had been downloading music yesterday evening. Led Zeppelin, REO Speedwagon, Flock of Seagulls, things like that. Then I realized that it'd be a funny joke to play on people if I were to change "Keep on Rolling" to "Hot Lesbian Sex". I watched as within minutes this file got 50 downloads. I was astounded.
Then the Tom got an idea.
An awful idea.
The Tom got a wonderful awful idea.
What if, perhaps, I was to change some of these names to sick pornography titles? I wonder if I'd get any bites?
And this is where the fun begins.
The first title I put up was "Naked boys dancing and eating cake." I sat in anticipation, waiting for my first download. Success, the first download came. Then the second. Then the third. This baby was steamrolling down the information super highway like a trucker with a hardon that has 2 miles left to the next truck stop. Before I knew it, I was getting twenty downloads. Then thirty. Then fifty. Can you imagine that in the end, rather than getting dancing boys naked and indulging themselves with sweets and frolicking in a dewy meadow, one-hundred thirty two people got a disappointing video of Led Zeppelin performing "Dazed and Confused" in front of a live audience? At this point, I had no choice but to continue.
The second title I put up was "My Ex-Girlfriend mowing the lawn naked." I thought that this was too far out to get any downloads. Alas, I was wrong. It got a download. Then two. Then thirty. In the end, seventy-eight sweaty, drooling fudges wanted to see my ex girlfriend mow the lawn stark naked. She's not even that hot. Rather then get their lawn-mowing beauty, they got the song "Ozone baby."
For the third title, I decided to transform "White Wedding" into the more intriguing "Elephant cock horse." I wish I could say I was kidding when this thing was downloaded one hundred eighty seven times. I guess there is something about horses and elephants showing their cocks that bring out the best in people. I nearly died of laughter at this point. "How can nearly two hundred people want to see naked animals? They're ALWAYS naked!" For sanctity's sake, we're going to leave this as a mystery. I hope I turned some people on to Billy Idol, hopefully distracting them long enough to forget that masturbating to horse and elephant genitalia are not really something their mothers would be proud of.
I couldn't stop myself from doing another. "Grandma Bingo Sex." Short and sweet. I couldn't stop myself from amusing.........myself..... "Grandma Bingo Sex." Surely not a common scenario, and surely not a scenario that would arouse many a twisted psyche. Apparently I know nothing about the human psyche. One hundred twenty two. ONE HUNDRED TWENTY TWO PEOPLE would like to see grandma getting bent over the bingo table, game card in hand, getting donkey punched by a 90 year old addle brained porn star. I rubbed my eyes just to double check. My eyes had to be lying to my brain. My penis had shriveled to the size of a 2 day old Wendys chicken nugget.
They asked for Grandma.
They got Joan Jett.
At this point I had to start taking puffs of my albuteral inhaler to keep from suffocating myself with laughter. "Girl on girl toe insertion (LEGAL)" was my next proud creation. Everyone likes 38 Special, so everyone won't feel like such dumb-asses after downloading this footy piece of crap. Never underestimate the inertia traveling behind a toe inserting itself into a rectum, friends. It's like a fudging semi hurling down Interstate 40 in the noonday sun. One hundred twelve people wanted to jerk to this. God have mercy on us.
At this point, for some odd reason, the user name "Enraged Baboon" popped into my head. "Enraged Baboon fudging a nipple factory." No way in hell would this get many downloads. Who could possibly type in any or all of those keywords? I guess people like seeing sweaty red-ass baboons, nostrils flaring, banging their chests like Marky Mark in the movie "Fear", having sex WITH each other in a factory that produces baby-bottle nipples. Imagine what those children would look like. One hundred seventy two people typed those magic words into Limewire, and got a hot steaming pile of monkey love. Well, it was Pink Floyd, but a man can dream, cant he?
This could all seem very disturbing. My final experiment, however, made me dizzy as my precious sack retreated into my pelvis. ...THREE PEOPLE...three disgusting, drooling, perverted, fudged up people, wielding a box of Puffs Plus and a tube of Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion, bright eyed and bushy tailed, wanted to see "An emu taking a vicious dump." How does one take a VICIOUS dump and how does an EMU take one, for that matter?
Ladies and gentlemen: this is why I have lost every last ounce of faith in humanity.
If I may quote Method:
"You're going to make a lot of sick people very unhappy."

<Sabdo> on one of those speech-to-text programs my friend ripped ass onto the mic.
<Sabdo> and it typed out "France"
<Sabdo> we were like, wtf?i dont hate france, but it just seems weird

and heres mine

i got a friend to goto hai2u.com because i told him its full of free fps games and tons of cracks and keygens. he gets all excited and he goes home to try it out. the next day, he says that hes banned from the computer for one year AND his parents have to watch him while hes on the computer. i never thought he would open it in front of his parents, even if it WAS a free-games-using-keygens site.

[I_Am_Error117]

Band Class:


Friend: *Breaths rapidily*
Me: Fill trumpet woth water, blows water on him
Friend: Still breathing
Me: OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rapid breathing, your water broke! YOUR A PREGNANT MAN

10 people turn and look at me. Saxaphones stop playing. EMO girl makes wierd joke. I laugh at her scars, she gets mad. Other friend and I laugh at my pregant friend. Gay kid tells me to shut up. i mutter he needs a life.

Other kid: huh
Teacher walks in




Edit:

Culeless Koren messes up marching band march for two monthe straight.
Band theacer Nigel(korean kid), you need to keep and step. EVeryone start over.

Tierd band kids: aghhhhh

Half the band in unison: Nigel you suck.

Me: Stop screwing up you suck.

Nigle: your so racist

Me: How the heck can I be racist, your the only non black or white kid at this school.

Nigel: Shut up, you suck and have no friends

Me: I have friends.

*pulls out 5 bucks*

Me: here go buy a life.

[Hurrvish]

you play flute!? :eek:



kid 1: OOOH OOH I KNOW THE ANSWER! ITS 74353459.8932
kid 2: stop shouting out the answers, its pissing me off
class: well stop being a hypocrite
teacher: yea, you really are. so shut it
class: ooooooooooooooooooooooooo


and one instance where our "wake up takoma" (only for mondays) commercial featured green day's american idiot. the fucking editors left in the "fuck". every student heard it. but the teachers claimed that they didnt

random sucky quotes are win :lol: not

[Hurrvish]

dang, people are old

rofl, from halo2sucks.com



MC talking too much
Cotana's hair getting longer
So many video clips
No Damnation, Chill Out, Hang'em High, or Prisoner
The Sword. The Sword. The Sword.
Did I say the sword?
Impossible to snipe people in tanks.
Vehicle boarding is just...gay.
Doesnt even feel like HALO!!
no dropships from H1
the flood
marines stealing my vehicles
only one type of each enemy
star wars mode
Bungie is working for the government in an attempt to lower the population by causing teens to kill themsleves after witnessing H2
The desecration of Battle Creek
Warthog turned into a go-kart.
Vehicle physics aren't as fun.
No snowy levels, no ice.
When u have a rocket, banshee easily dodges all 4 rockets.
Theres no color Black or Salmon
Meleeing someone's back is not a 1 hit kill if they are in a turret
cartoon graphics
mastercheif looks like a skinny little kid
no double melee
no pistol, when you spawn you might aswell slit your own neck.
halo 2 has nothing even near as good in sp as the maw
you cant heft grenades for miles like you could in halo mp
no skill needed to stick plasma nades
When you have the camo on coagulation and you get sniped in the head by someone on the other side of the course.
Can't snipe the other base in Coagulation.
They took out all the neat stuff you could do in H1, such as nading weapons.
co-op on legendary
Halo 2 ended where Halo 2 should have begun.
Boss battles.
No small Maps Like Wizard!
Getting booted from a game when you did'nt even mean to kill your teamate.
It seems the camera is too zoomed in and the guns are too big, you can barely see whats on the side of the screen.
Did earth blow up while we're doing the covenant missions?
Two much information on screen. Especially during multi-player games.
The sound of the explosions and weapons
MC messing around with weapons animations suck in Halo 2. For instance, in Halo 1, MC would get a good look at the sniper rifle then give it a "old faithful" or "good boy" pat on the top. In Halo 2 he just pats his hand to the bottom of the ammo clip.
When MC has the battle rifle, he just moves it around the slightest bit. How gay is that? If "the battle rifle is supposed to be the new pistol(fucking bungie)", then at least give it a cool animation to compensate for its complete lack of effectiveness.
The level design.
Masterchief looks like hes eady to go play paintball not go to war
If I wanted matchmaking I'd join e-dating.
Guests cant use a communicator
No actual people other than military and everyone speaks English and everyone is white except for one person.
When radar is turned off there is still the circular radar thing, just has an X in the middle of it. They should have expanded your FOV (field of vision) by making it just not be there, kinda like H1.
That Plasma burst cant hit me from there--BR-- 5 , 4, 3, 2, 1.
The MC is shorter(in gameplay) but taller in the videos
The innocent grunts I spare in legendary shoot me and I die.
The lack of a human air vehicle that you can use.
Wraiths blowing up your warthog because your computer controlled marine drives into its plasma
Every newb suddenly got better when Halo2 came out.
Audio got worse.
MC is a bioneticly enhanced soldier and he cant hold an SMG still.
No hog jumping.
No race.
The trash talk on live.
voice masking...what are you a secret agent?
no unlockable features such as armor color or powerups, that would give me a reason to level up
nearly no way to kill two people by yourself if your double teamed
By balanced do you mean the weapons or the skill between the elites and the n00Bs?
Do you really have to aim anymore
Where the hell did my pistol go, wait I have this awesome battle rifle but I still start with an smg
"Bungie needs to do Stats right, or not at all", their servers are always down
"Grunty Thirst", the greatest grunt ever, is nowhere to be found.
"Buggers" in general.
Still no downloads.
No more "Blargh!" death sound.
Plasma weapons sound gay and fire cheaply.
Golfball sized bolt of plasma hurts health.
Basketball sized bolt of plasma doesn't.
Annoying HUD
Annoying ambience
Auto-Aim means you can let go of the right control stick and still kill people.
I thought Microsoft bought out Bungie not Walt disney? Come on, what is up with the magic sword?
'library' just isn't the library
Cortana dating that thingy after credits roll.
Never replay a level the same way.. my ass.
n the demo cortana was supposed to alert you, (Chief Ghosts!) now its like, leave me here i have 'things to do'
Where is chief's remaining spartans.....?
SMG's as starting weapons on Coagulation.
The beachball sized targeting reticle on the SMG.
"Hey great idea, let's bump map everything and maybe it will be done loading by the time the cutscene is finished!"
The rag doll physics look really dumb now - Raggedy Anne, anyone?
Warthogs blow up.
Tank only in two levels which both suck.
Takes no skill for any weapon.
Not enough ammo in the magnum to even consider it anything but a dual-wielded weapon.
No awesome ending
The cliffhanger in the first was cool and made me wonder but in the second its just like here we go again...
Made just for a few bucks and not for gamer enjoyment or to make a legend
When I kill an elite in legendary on H1 I feel like hurray I just killed a menace but on H2 I just killed a flopping lizard thingy.
No assault rifle
Arbiter...
New armor looks like a toy and "weak shield no health"
You have to unload your entire weapon to kill a flood on legendary
Flood have energy shieldslawlzrethardedfaggots

[Boba]

T3h_Lag: I think I just found out why Stealth is so fucked up.
T3h_Lag: http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=33311&postcount=49
T3h_Lag: Stop the presses people, this explains it all.

T3h_Lag: at least he wasn't a male cheerleader..

[teh lag]

I kid, I kid. No hard feelings.

[Hurrvish]

http://www.h2vista.net/files/images/confucius.jpg
:O
http://www.h2vista.net/files/images/ghostyban/Zeph1.jpg

[~ZMT~Trace]

This thread is going down faster than a Beijing hooker.

:v

[Bodzilla]

ROLF

<3 the ghost hahahah

[WhÎþLå§h �ÆmØÑ]

Austin says:
PENIS
Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209; says:
Vagina.
Austin says:
penis is better
OPH SHIt
<<-Ashwin->> - Sound Effects Added To Lessen Tradgey. says:
yeah
Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209; says:
Great.
Austin says:
i hate you
;-;

[Masterz1337]

NeuroK0Neza: geuss what im gonna do on spring break
Masterz1337: star in girls gone wild?
NeuroK0Neza: im gonna eat nothing but fruit pebbles 3 meals for 5 days , and then im gonna take a rainbow shit
Masterz1337: rofl

[PlasbianX]

Asshats in IRC:

* Dave027 has joined #deusexmachina
<Dave027> any lady to have quick sex?
<PlasX> WTF.
<Dave027> wtf?
<PlasX> wtf.
<Dave027> asl?
<Dave027> 32 male london
<Dave027> u?
<PlasX> 48,M,about to kick your ass.
<PlasX> k?
<Dave027> why?
<PlasX> cause, you touch yourself at night
<Dave027> what u mean jerk?
<PlasX> jerk you off?
<PlasX> ewww man im not like that
<PlasX> gtfo
<Dave027> bye fucking jerk
<PlasX> excuse me you asked for me to have quick sex
<PlasX> ill go plugin my lan cable, and we can fuck through the interwebs
<PlasX> k?
<PlasX> GTFO OUTTA MAH INTERWEBS -Reaperman
<Dave027> ok
<Dave027> byeee
<PlasX> byeee
<Dave027> see yu
<PlasX> btw dude
<PlasX> your mom owes me $50 from last night
<PlasX> i dont bang old chicks for free.
* Dave027 has left #deusexmachina

Btw, DeusExMachina is a l2 clan name. It has no relation to sex in any way.

[Hurrvish]

random bash quotes:

<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder


<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.



<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit



<Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

[Neuro Guro]

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/9763/itsthatneuroagainwj9.jpg

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2599/neurots3.jpg

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/9559/neurohandsrc9.jpg

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/9118/twinsdl5.jpg

[Bodzilla]

NeuroK0Neza: geuss what im gonna do on spring break
Masterz1337: star in girls gone wild?
NeuroK0Neza: im gonna eat nothing but fruit pebbles 3 meals for 5 days , and then im gonna take a rainbow shit
Masterz1337: rofl
sad but true. it works.

when i was 5 i ate a completly blue cake, Blue icing, blue trims, blue writting and blue sponge (fuck it was good) was for my birthday...

guess wat colour came out the other end :lol:

[soloblast]

Here goes nothing...

(On phone because in-game chat mysteriously stopped working)

Solo (ie., ME): Hiuzw888
Hiuzw888 (friend): Yeah?
Solo: I know it's fun playing with the Longsword
Solo: BUT CAN WE STOP DROPPING THE NUKE AND KILLING EACH OTHER OVER AND OVER AGAIN?! IT'S GETTING ANNOYING! WE'RE MEANT TO BE EXPLORING COLDSNAP, NOT KILLING EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiuzw888: Sorrysorry
^
Me when I'm pissed off

As if it weren't obvious enough, the map we were on was Coldsnap.

[n00b1n8R]

go to red flag, and jump. look underneath the rim things.

[n00b1n8R]

double post. w/e



n00b1n8R says:
zomg new avatar!
barbed sparky says:
me? yeah
n00b1n8R says:
not you
n00b1n8R says:
the person standing behind you
n00b1n8R says:
hi mystery assasin
barbed sparky says:
lol
barbed sparky says:
*head falls off and neck fountains blood*
n00b1n8R says:
good. now you know who my next target is, go, kill!
barbed sparky says:
yes master

[Hurrvish]

I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
...

[WhÎþLå§h �ÆmØÑ]

xXxMotherWarxXx: Penguin + Hannah = Way cuter couple than you and lisa.
xXxMotherWarxXx: ASjhd
xXxMotherWarxXx: KYLE**
toughtanx75: LOL

Poor, poor penguin. :(

[WhÎþLå§h �ÆmØÑ]

He isn't, "some guy," that is very rude 'mam. :botman:

[Hurrvish]

Sorry, no matter how much you try, you can not ignore yourself.>.>

[Pooky]

Pooky ♂: Well I was busy
HsC&#187;яәdшolƒ[GK]™: for 2 hours?
Pooky ♂: yep
Pooky ♂: It's not like that's all I did, would you be like "okay I sucked your penis now I'm getting back on Xfire"
HsC&#187;яәdшolƒ[GK]™: uh
HsC&#187;яәdшolƒ[GK]™: wow
HsC&#187;яәdшolƒ[GK]™: tmi possibly?
Pooky ♂: exactly
Pooky ♂: wait
Pooky ♂: tmi?
HsC&#187;яәdшolƒ[GK]™: i meant too much info
HsC&#187;яәdшolƒ[GK]™: not some stupid gay acronym like "tender male intamacy"
Pooky ♂: xD
Pooky ♂: I like that
HsC&#187;яәdшolƒ[GK]™: WELL I DONT.
Pooky ♂: I meant the acronym
Pooky ♂: It's funny
Pooky ♂: though tender male intimacy is good too
HsC&#187;яәdшolƒ[GK]™: i know
Pooky ♂: ^ xD!!
HsC&#187;яәdшolƒ[GK]™: OH SHIT
HsC&#187;яәdшolƒ[GK]™: NO.

[n00b1n8R]

eww?

[rossmum]

SELF-OWNED.

[Bodzilla]

EW.........

[Corgy]

* GBc^quikk Looks At Corgy And Shakes His Head...
<GBc^quikk> Corgy , Go To #KiddieFun !
* You were kicked by GBc^quikk (-> Kiddie Kick <-)

<GBc^quikk> CaUTioN ! CaUTioN !
<GBc^quikk> A STeaLtH PoLyMoRPHiC ViRuS MaY HaVe PeNeTRaTeD To #gbc !
<GBc^quikk> My CeNSoRS iNDiCaTE, WiTHoUT AnY DoUbT, THaT THe ViRuS iS UnDeRCoVeReD As "Corgy" !
<GBc^quikk> ViR-StoP Is AcTivATEd !
* You were kicked by GBc^quikk (SuCcEsFuLlY KiCkEd(Thank God) !)

[n00b1n8R]

owned.

@fried metroid: are you really gay/are you a girl/are you just immature? (or any combination of the 3)

[Corgy]

.
lol ewwwwwww thas gross >__<

[itszutak]

.
xD owned.

[~ZMT~Trace]

Halo5555533:yuor ugly
ma: O NOES SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET CALLED ME UGLY!
:blah blah blah blah later:
Halo55555333: you mean now...

:v


Halo5555533:wats a forum?
me: Get off the internet. Now.
Halo5555333: you don't know where i live so HA
me:...
halo55555333:stop talkin
me: leave me alone noob
halo5555533: only geeks say noob geek
me: klolz
halo55555333: blah blah blah
:he said that too..:i guess I'm a "geek"

[mech]

King of all the links: HICKORY DICKORY MILF, THE MILF WENT UP THE COCK, THE COCK SPREAD SPERM, THE MILF CAN'T HELP, HICKORY DICKORY MILF
>:UJ-----<: HIKORY DICKORY SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO EDIT THIS FOOTAGE FAGGOT

[n00b1n8R]

hey stealth, weren't you dead? in the forum sense :P

i forgot to fix that before posting -'_-'

[Bodzilla]

Lanie is the deth girl in my class that is drop dead sexy.
^_^

lol i saw some dude walking in the city that had 2 girls (fucking super hot) goth chicks hanging off him i was like.

"You mutha Fucka ;_;"

[Hurrvish]

he said he was gone, not dead

[mech]

Goth chicks are gross.

[Hurrvish]

friend is playing with his "lele" in class
girl: WHAT THE FUCK!! TAKE YOUR HANDS OUT WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
friend pulls down pants and shows her his hands
girl faints
XD

today, this total retard was at lunch. some person knocked over his milk and the guy started crying and hitting random people

what an asshole

[Masterz1337]

Since when did you show interest in sex? Pics plz?

[Hurrvish]

who isnt interested in sex? i bet the pope must be dying for some :hump:

[Hurrvish]

dont you have a year book? at least the face mb?

[rossmum]

So... uh, since when did this become the post pictures of random goth chicks at your school thread?

Back on topic:

"DON'T WORRY, I'LL FIX IT"

- Bruce, as he beat the shit out of a dead body on HL2 with a crowbar. Yes, he insane.

[n00b1n8R]

shhhh ross, the lads are having an important conversation.

[rossmum]

"There is no I in team, but there is a U in suck."

:XD:

[Ghost Rider]

yeah people are dying for sex. its called prostitute murder!

[Rob Oplawar]

"There's no i in team, Grif."
"Yeah, well there's no u in team, either. And if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team, there's nobody on the goddamn team! The team sucks!"

lol, favorite RvB quote. I guess that's not the kind of quote we're doing here, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity.

[n00b1n8R]

"i like me"

usefull in allmost any situation.

[Ghost Rider]

i shoot the cheese!
perfect for in-game

[Hurrvish]

"i hate babies"

"I would just like to let everyone know that I'm a girl, and I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys."

[n00b1n8R]

you forgot to say that you suck.

[Bodzilla]

2 things Neil,
#1 I've all ways had a interest in sex, I'm as human as you are, and I don't have pix, sorry, I don't take my camera to school.

:picsorstfu:


"why are the pretty ones always insane" chief wiggum

[Malf]

in slovakia, we haveing the famouse saying!! i try trans to englsh for u guys.

if the milk is being on the brown, drink it not, for u may be on the dying!!


thx and greetz malf

[n00b1n8R]

hi malf :)

:woop:

[Pooky]

Goth chicks are gross.

+rep

[Masterz1337]

Masterz1337: so he's a prematuer ejaculator?
Masterz1337: thats not good
Vicky: haaaaahahaha
Vicky: u should talk to him about htat
Masterz1337: has he seen borat
Vicky: ye
Masterz1337: all he needs to do is think about the naked fight when you 2 have sex, and that should solve the problem
Masterz1337: if it makes it worse well
Masterz1337: he has alot more problems
Vicky: hahahaha
Vicky: well i mean
Vicky: neil
Vicky: u ruined sex for me
Vicky: cus now im gonna think about that
Masterz1337: rofl
Masterz1337: its funny
Masterz1337: in a sick twisted way

[n00b1n8R]

is vicky a girl?

[WhÎþLå§h �ÆmØÑ]

Of course not, it's a guy with a woman's name.:eyesroll:

[n00b1n8R]

now if i heard you say that out loud i could tell if it was sarcasm..

[rossmum]

I think you can pretty safely say it was.

edit: wtc

21:57] Reaper Man: LOL[21:57] Reaper Man: Ivan --
[noun]:
A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of goblins
[21:57] Reaper Man: LOLWTF?
[21:57] 20.PzGr.Gftr.Kurz (Ross): win
[21:58] Reaper Man: Ross --
[noun]:
A hard-core grave robber
[21:58] Reaper Man: LOL
[21:58] 20.PzGr.Gftr.Kurz (Ross): WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:58] 20.PzGr.Gftr.Kurz (Ross): FUCKIN YO TOMB UP SIDEWAYS, BITCH

Hardcore grave robber? Fuckin' oath. :D

[Ghost Rider]

"th3r3 I5 A Err0r3!!!! I Can't G3t 1nt0 T3h 1nt3rw3b5!!!!!!!"

[PlasbianX]

Playing Halo:



GayAssPreatorian EP dude: You are being banned for an inappropriate name.
PlasbianX: ....
*Banned*


Awesome. PlasbianX is a bad name now.

[Emmzee]

(&#171;H2V&#187;)Legionaire: 2 300 gigs, 2 250 gigs, 2 80 gigs and maybe 2 10k RPM SCSI 36 gig drives
[H2V]Emmzee: sex tbh
.

[Hotrod]

"There is no I in team, but there is a me"

[Bodzilla]

DA-n00b1n8R: are you ever un-afk
DA-n00b1n8R: lols i'm talking to a wall
DA-n00b1n8R: hello wall, sup?
DA-n00b1n8R: that's some nice paint you got there
DA-n00b1n8R: so big and strong
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: lol
DA-n00b1n8R: oh
DA-n00b1n8R: the wall talks!
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: DAM U MONGOLIANS!
DA-n00b1n8R: LOLZ
DA-n00b1n8R: i saw that xD
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: trying to brak down My CHity Wall!
DA-n00b1n8R: shitty wall*
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: *insert chinese accent here* :D

[DaneO'Roo]

[08:21] Pooky ♂: >_>
[08:22] Pooky ♂: Why do I have a process running called SVChost.exe
[08:23] Ã�4ÑØ â€*: external invasion mb?

[Stealth]

...
Damn I had one of those on my laptop, and now.... my laptop will not boot windows....
Damn you SVC, if I ever meet you in real life, I'm going to smash your skull in.

[Teroh]

"There is no I in team, but there is a me"
If you jumble it up a bit.
GO HOUSE.


...
Damn I had one of those on my laptop, and now.... my laptop will not boot windows....
Damn you SVC, if I ever meet you in real life, I'm going to smash your skull in.
http://www.liutilities.com/products/wintaskspro/processlibrary/svchost/

LOL.

[DaneO'Roo]

...
Damn I had one of those on my laptop, and now.... my laptop will not boot windows....
Damn you SVC, if I ever meet you in real life, I'm going to smash your skull in.


what?? :confused2:

Stealth, in case you didn't realise, it was a JOKE, SVC is not the reason your computer died.


fucking idiot ffs



edit:
"Description:
svchost.exe is a system process belonging to the Microsoft Windows Operating System which handles processes executed from DLLs. This program is important for the stable and secure running of your computer and should not be terminated.
Note: svchost.exe is a process which is registered as a trojan. This Trojan allows attackers to access your computer from remote locations, stealing passwords, Internet banking and personal data. This process is a security risk and should be removed from your system.

Determining whether this process is a virus or a legitimate Windows process depends on the directory location it executes or runs from in WinTasks."


o_O

Lol if svc was smarter he could of used that as an excuse for his aimbotting xD. Too late for him now, would have pulled off even more lulz, cuz "SVC got hacked by SVChost"

[rossmum]

It's OK Dane, I think it was an attempt at humour.

[Stealth]

ya, it was, my humour isn't the same as yours.

[Pooky]

My humor has pants

[Hurrvish]

mine doesnt :P
back on topic(all bash.orgs):

<bairavee> small things amuse small minds i guess :)
<Gothmog> which is why you play with yourself ben?

<g-core> Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long 1, Michael J. Fox has a little one, Madonna doesn't have one and the Pope has one but doesn't use it. What is it.
<pip> last name
<pip> no wait
<pip> penis

<Gypsy> The day Microshaft makes something that doesn't suck, is the day they make a vacuum.

<Kaleidoscope> Alright, so this hermaphrodite walks into a bar..
<r3c0n> go fuck urself
<Kaleidoscope> Oh, so you've heard this one before..

<Breach> I just got another "make your penis larger for $20.00" email. I already spent $140 and now when I get excited I fall over forward.. the only good thing is the kickstand effect.

<FuseGirl> life is like a toilet roll, when it's near the end, you panic

[Masterz1337]

Masterz1337: how many real gang members have you ever met
JulieB0217: ...1
JulieB0217: Maybe
Julie: It was at the movies
Julie: Thought he might kill me
Masterz1337: lol why
Julie: He said, "I'm gonna kick your ass"
Masterz1337: haha
Masterz1337: what you do to him?
Julie: Well he was pissing me off
Julie: And when he asked Michelle and I what town we were from I said, "Bridgeport"
Julie: And of course that 1 day I was wearing a friggin' suit dress
Julie: He said, "I don't know no chicks from b-port dressin' like that, you lyin honey?"
Julie: And I said "Yeah"

[Con]

Two boys in my class were fooling around, the younger one cries to the teacher, "Mr. Gardner, he retaliated for no reason!"

[Stealth]

Two boys in my class were fooling around, the younger one cries to the teacher, "Mr. Gardner, he retaliated for no reason!"
....
Danm I hate that title...

[rossmum]

What, mister? Why don't you like it, mister?

Nice quote though, Con :lol:

[Stealth]

I don't mind mister, it's the last name that I don't like, "Gardner" you have no idea how much I hate having that for a last name. I'm not some one who takes care of plants, I mow that laws and burn the weads and that's it.

[rossmum]

A lot of people with last names like that have that name because that used to be their family profession. So if you're a "Carpenter", at some stage your family was probably into woodwork.

[stalker 4589]

wow another intresting fact. glad mine last name is carter yeah. the only thing people have ever said is farter and tbh everyone farts so it dont bother me :p

[Con]

Guess how often people mispronounce Sauvé.

[Stealth]

ya, and Rossmum, the name came from my my grandpa's side, and his side of the family were abunch of jack asses, he was rude to my mom and dad.

[rossmum]

Guess how often people mispronounce Sauvé.
saw-vay or so-vay?

[Hotrod]

It's pronounced like so-vay, easy word (maybe because my two main languages are French and English).

[rossmum]

Thought so. I used to do French at school.

[Stealth]

Um, Rossmum, was that French class, or some French girl?
and I'm more of a Greman/English/Jap/Ameronese guy.
oh, and the Ameronese is the nick name for the language that I hear the most at school, you really don't want to know.

[rossmum]

Um, Rossmum, was that French class, or some French girl?
and I'm more of a Greman/English/Jap/Ameronese guy.
oh, and the Ameronese is the nick name for the language that I hear the most at school, you really don't want to know.
Class. Would have liked it to have been the half-French girl in the same class to, but ah well. :lol:

Ameronese? Sounds kinda like a mix of Engrish and excessive anime-speak. :|

[Leiukemia]

That page is full of great quotes guys.

[rossmum]

oh i know they were awesome

also,


[18:28] Восстание декабристов: The Xfire boards are speshul...
[18:29] Восстание декабристов: Like so many Christopher Paolini clones on top of so many flying horses as they dream of leather-wearing vegan elves talking sexy at them.

Seriously, there's no limit to the number of ways the Xfire boards can be described. And all of them are bad.

[Stealth]

Class. Would have liked it to have been the half-French girl in the same class to, but ah well. :lol:

Ameronese? Sounds kinda like a mix of Engrish and excessive anime-speak. :|
lol, well it was more of a mix of Engrish, spansh, and lots and lots of swearing.

[stalker 4589]

may sound n00by but whats engrish

[Corgy]

ya, and Rossmum, the name came from my my grandpa's side, and his side of the family were abunch of jack asses, he was rude to my mom and dad.
DISTANT past, not your Grandpa :rolleyes:

[Stealth]

DISTANT past, not your Grandpa :rolleyes:
Nope, my grandma is a Harisn, I think she maried 3 times, Gardner was the 2nd, and waren was the 3rd, right around the time I was born.

[rossmum]

I think you missed his point, Stealth. He meant that the names originated in the distant past, and have been with that portion of your family ever since.

[n00b1n8R]

wow, 3 pages in one day >.>


A lot of people with last names like that have that name because that used to be their family profession. So if you're a "Carpenter", at some stage your family was probably into woodwork.

so your name wouldn't be "ross gunfetish"?

last names come from the male side don't they >.>

(usually atleast)

[rossmum]

No, it'd be Alex Ross because my dad's side of the family came from Scotland sometime back in the dark ages and mum liked the name 'Alexander'. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-pseudo.gif

edit:

oh shit please don't hurt me mister crazy internets stalker man please please

[n00b1n8R]

DA-n00b1n8R: so do you intend to hear when you 30?
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: wat?
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: *lol pun*


my mic is fucked and i was talking about the rather loud music he had on in teamspeak..

[Pooky]

No, it'd be Alex Ross because my dad's side of the family came from Scotland sometime back in the dark ages and mum liked the name 'Alexander'. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-pseudo.gif

edit:

oh shit please don't hurt me mister crazy internets stalker man please please

I would have thought your name was Mauser mc Heinrichson

[Rob Oplawar]

may sound n00by but whats engrish
www.engrish.com

[stalker 4589]

thanx mate i think im gunna buy this
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/engrish-store_1939_2696349

[Ghost Rider]

This is me pranking my friend:I edited out his name

is anyone else in teh room?
~(My Friends Name Edited Out)~ "Stay and think, for thinking gives us clues to the universe." says:
not really
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
yes or no?
~(My Friends Name Edited Out~ "Stay and think, for thinking gives us clues to the universe." says:
well ,y dad os
~(My Friends Name Edited Out)~ "Stay and think, for thinking gives us clues to the universe." says:
but he's like... on a different couch
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
ok
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
kill the speakers
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
and go here:
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
www.wowomg.com (http://www.wowomg.com)
~(My Friends Name Edited Out)~ "Stay and think, for thinking gives us clues to the universe." says:
SWEET JESUS MY RETINAS
~(My Friends Name Edited Out)~ "Stay and think, for thinking gives us clues to the universe." says:
WHYYYYYYYYYY
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
lawl
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
im game
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
hold on
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
ok
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
loading
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
because it funny!
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
im game
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
ok
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
so
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
makes a good prank huh
~(My Friends Name Edited Out)~ "Stay and think, for thinking gives us clues to the universe." says:
not really, I'm blind
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
you loved it
~(My Friends Name Edited Out)~ "Stay and think, for thinking gives us clues to the universe." says:
no I didn't
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
admit it!
~(My Friends Name Edited Out)~ "Stay and think, for thinking gives us clues to the universe." says:
I'm pretty sure I'm scarred for life
~(My Friends Name Edited Out)~ "Stay and think, for thinking gives us clues to the universe." says:
jackass
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
lawl
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
u know you waaannna it

[Ghost Rider]

And this is a few mins later: it continued on like this

<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=36577#post36577
~(My Friends Name Edited Out)~ "Stay and think, for thinking gives us clues to the universe." says:
I'm not clicking it.
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
its a forum
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
it goes to teh funny quotes#2 thread
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
look i just posted
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
look its a halo forum
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
so

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
so

<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
...
~(My Friends Name Edited Out)~ "Stay and think, for thinking gives us clues to the universe." says:
YOU PUT ME ON THE INTERNET?
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
MUAHAHAHAH!
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
ill edit out your name
~(My Friends Name Edited Out)~ "Stay and think, for thinking gives us clues to the universe." says:
nah its ok
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
its done
<<-Ashwin->> - Canadian Undead Elimination SWAT Team. "We Use Chainsaw Snipers!" says:
refresh the page
~(My Friends Name Edited Out)~ "Stay and think, for thinking gives us clues to the universe." says:
lol

[Leiukemia]

The sad thing is I clicked that, you dirty dirty bastard.

[WhÎþLå§h �ÆmØÑ]

Yeah, I caution anyone to click that link, it's a very obscene shock site.

[Stealth]

...
I remember that god damn link from a few months ago, I think a 1 or 2 months after TSL's forums started up...
that was very sick and wrong...




Stealth:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNyLqCgLwQw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNyLqCgLwQw)
downskated:SEEN IT
Stealth:lol
downskated:i see you're robot chicken and raise you the true star wars episode 3 trailer
downskated:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdJDAPDltMM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdJDAPDltMM)
Stealth:lol
downskated:i love jar jar
Stealth:lol
downskated:pee on this
Stealth:...
downskated:wait until the third jar jar scene
Stealth:lol
downskated:i see the liqiour is strong with you
downskated:sphere o fear
Stealth:lol
Stealth:a boobie?
Stealth:lol
Stealth:end...
downskated:so you like?
Stealth:Rofl
downskated:thats good

a few min later...


downskated:hey i have a question, can i make downskated a buddy?downskated:i love myself
Stealth:?
Stealth:what?
downskated:yeah can i add downskated as a buddy on TSL
downskated:i'm curious
downskated:nvm
downskated:i answered the question
downskated:you can indeed make yourself a buddy
Stealth:"We can't help you ignore yourself."
Stealth:...
downskated:were is that from
Stealth:I tryed to add my self to my ignore list
Stealth:over at H2Vista.net
downskated:okay, well i wonder than if i can do the same on the TSL forums
Stealth:but I added my self to my bud list
Stealth:I don't know, I'll ask Fyb3r that...
downskated:do we even have igrone list
downskated:i can't find it
Stealth:no, I don't think so

[Xegrot]

A chat with my girlfriend on the phone:

Me: Where did you go? I thought you died?
Her: Oh, yeah, really. I went to go die. oooh... maybe I could be part ghost!
Me: What?
Her: Part ghost, part human!
Me: Danny Phantom Wannabe
Her:...

'Snot that funny, but it's a quote...

[Bodzilla]

DA-n00b1n8R: so do you intend to hear when you 30?
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]: wat?
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]: *lol pun*


my mic is fucked and i was talking about the rather loud music he had on in teamspeak..
It wasnt NEARLY! loud enough tbh. when it gets to the stage and i'm falling over cause The sound is knocking me off my feet, thats when the music is Just right.

Oshi taht reminds me, My Sisters Boyfriend (soon to be my new bro) had his 21st last saturday. they borrowed a $22 000 stereo system from a professional DJ that had over 10 000 watts of speaker music goodness.
it was allright.


jk
IT WAS FUCKIGN AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there was a pig on a spit. the sound system and a hole lotta :beer: :)

[n00b1n8R]

w/e i'm more of an easy listening guy than a break your ears gue...

also,
yay! i'm <3'd xD

[Pooky]

A chat with my girlfriend on the phone:

Me: Where did you go? I thought you died?
Her: Oh, yeah, really. I went to go die. oooh... maybe I could be part ghost!
Me: What?
Her: Part ghost, part human!
Me: Danny Phantom Wannabe
Her:...

'Snot that funny, but it's a quote...


Danny... Phantom... =|

[Hotrod]

I think it's a cartoon.

[Stealth]

it is a cartoon, made by nicksomething or other...:eyesroll:

[DaneO'Roo]

BobaTheFett76 (8:39:31 AM): i curb stomped someone today</I>
dano555666 (8:40:18 AM): LOL
dano555666 (8:40:26 AM): HHAHA PICS PICS PICS PCIS
BobaTheFett76 (8:40:33 AM): .</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:40:39 AM): SORRY I DONT CARRY AROUND A CAMERA
</I>
dano555666 (8:40:43 AM): um
BobaTheFett76 (8:40:50 AM): anyway</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:40:51 AM): ill tell you the story.</I>
dano555666 (8:40:51 AM): dam
dano555666 (8:40:59 AM): wasn't anyone tehere with a mobile phone camera to catch the action?
BobaTheFett76 (8:41:32 AM): uh</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:41:33 AM): it happened too quick</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:41:33 AM): :|</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:41:33 AM): like</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:41:33 AM): this prep kid</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:41:37 AM): backed up into me</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:41:40 AM): and knocked me on my ass</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:41:51 AM): and he was like "Sorry du-"</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:41:54 AM): then i kneed him in the face</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:42:08 AM): and made him bite a brick wall</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:42:11 AM): and stomped him</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:42:11 AM): like</I>
dano555666 (8:42:11 AM): LOL
BobaTheFett76 (8:42:19 AM): in 30 seconds</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:42:19 AM): or less</I>
dano555666 (8:42:32 AM): anger issues much??
dano555666 (8:42:39 AM): whoa boba whoa eazy bo
dano555666 (8:42:49 AM): y
BobaTheFett76 (8:42:58 AM): haha</I>
dano555666 (8:43:16 AM): so you kneed him
dano555666 (8:43:24 AM): then, grab him and made him bit a brick wall
BobaTheFett76 (8:43:58 AM): he was in the process of saying "OH SHIT" so his mouth was open when i slammed it into the brick wall</I>
dano555666 (8:44:04 AM): LOL
dano555666 (8:44:13 AM): LOL FUX OL HAHAH RAPE
dano555666 (8:44:22 AM): is his head like lolmutilated?
BobaTheFett76 (8:44:32 AM): no jaw</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:44:34 AM): but he's alive</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:44:35 AM): :|</I>
dano555666 (8:44:35 AM): LOOL
dano555666 (8:44:43 AM): L:OLOLOLOLOL
BobaTheFett76 (8:44:51 AM): his top jaw has no teeth</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:44:51 AM): either.</I>
dano555666 (8:44:59 AM): DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM *JAws goes to bite sea peepl* "oshi i gots no jaw"
BobaTheFett76 (8:45:31 AM): he isn't pressing charges either</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:45:31 AM): >_></I>
dano555666 (8:45:43 AM): when i was seventeen, i stomped my very first kid
BobaTheFett76 (8:45:50 AM): he mumbled with drool everywhere "I desurbbved ittt"</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:45:52 AM): with no jaw</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:46:01 AM): shit man im 14</I>
dano555666 (8:46:01 AM): he made a very good skid
dano555666 (8:46:13 AM): of blood, on the outside wall
dano555666 (8:46:21 AM): i think his name was paul
BobaTheFett76 (8:46:29 AM): WHAT A QUEER NAME</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:46:30 AM): HE DESERVED IT</I>
dano555666 (8:46:33 AM): XD
dano555666 (8:46:47 AM): LOL
dano555666 (8:46:55 AM): HOW OLDWAS HE
BobaTheFett76 (8:48:45 AM): 15</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:48:54 AM): there is blood all over my shoe</I>
BobaTheFett76 (8:48:54 AM): file:///C:/Program%20Files/AIM/AIM%20Pro/resources/SMILEY_YELLOW_01.GIF</I>
dano555666 (8:49:17 AM): LOL
dano555666 (8:49:33 AM): U SICK FUCK LOL
dano555666 (8:49:47 AM): XD
BobaTheFett76 (8:50:12 AM): =o</I>
dano555666 (8:50:38 AM): xD
dano555666 (8:50:46 AM): so he has no bottom jaw
BobaTheFett76 (8:54:16 AM): no</I>
dano555666 (8:54:59 AM): so he does?>
dano555666 (8:55:07 AM): but its a partial right? :(
BobaTheFett76 (8:55:15 AM): he doesn't</I>
dano555666 (8:55:18 AM): oh
dano555666 (8:55:26 AM): OMG RAPE

[Hurrvish]

i dont know if i should be laughing or be disgusted...

[Stealth]

lol, go Boba, but next time, go easy on the guy.:lol:
I would never do something like that to any one, all but those luckly few who really piss me off so much that I want to kill them, but even then, I'm peaceful.

[Ghost Rider]

you retarded americans just don't know when to stop

[Leiukemia]

I didn't find it funny sorry :/

[Stealth]

you retarded americans just don't know when to stop
What can I say, we get on each other's nervers.:lol:

[Hurrvish]

you retarded americans just don't know when to stop
boba's canadian
or at least thats what i think

[Stealth]

downskated:hey stealth i have a video for you, thats midly NSFW but is the hottest thing ever
downskated:06tvsGxaZVc
Stealth:hold on
downskated:okay, but lets just say that if every home depot was like this video, men would never leave them
Stealth:lol
Stealth:work that ass!
downskated:oh wait it gets even better
downskated:around the 2 min mark
Stealth:lol
*at the two min mark*
Stealth:lol, nice
Stealth:You know something, if Home depot was like that , there would be a few things difrent about home depot, one... what happens in Home depot stays in home depot, and my mom and dad would not let me in there, and my mom wouldn't let my dad in there.
downskated:lol
Stealth:the only thing that my leave Home depot, is the baby boys...

lol, lets hear it for downskated and his new idea for Home depot!:hyper:

[Emmzee]

(&#171;H2V&#187;)Legionaire: I LOOOOVE MUDKIPS
[H2V]Emmzee: lol
[H2V]Emmzee: im telling the Internet
Tbh.

[Boba]

boba's canadian
or at least thats what i think
Yes; I'm a loose cannon Canadian who doesn't play by the rules.

[DaneO'Roo]

lol

how can you guys not find it funny I think it's awesome. It deserves a great deal of honor to be stomped.

and stomped he did

[Hurrvish]

at first, you said curb stomped someone, so i thought of gears of war
then you mentioned that it happened in real life, so naturally, my reaction was this
O.O
:O

[Rob Oplawar]

Yeah, that doesn't really help our case of "video games aren't making us violent"- this is the first time I've ever heard of kids curb stomping each other, and here you are proudly posting it as if it's funny.
Lately I've been pretty alarmed by what's being said in these forums, even if it is just a morbid joke.

[Pooky]

There's a big difference between thinking virtual or imaginary violence is funny and thinking real violence is funny. The people who can't control their own impulses and bring guns to school are a disgrace to us all, and not representative of gamers as a whole. Also, bread apples.

[Hurrvish]

i think boba was joking....or acting retarded like he always seems to be

[Xegrot]

Wait a second... FLASHBACK


dang, people are old

rofl, from halo2sucks.com

23. cartoon graphics

lawlzrethardedfaggots

http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?pg=3&fid=1879

Compare Halo 2 and this and say, "Cartoon graphics MY ASS!" :D

EDIT: Oh... shoot... I just found out a couple of seconds ago that the guy behind that mod, Xavier died a while back... man. R.I.P Even though I didn't know yah. :(

[rossmum]

Yeah, that doesn't really help our case of "video games aren't making us violent"- this is the first time I've ever heard of kids curb stomping each other, and here you are proudly posting it as if it's funny.
Lately I've been pretty alarmed by what's being said in these forums, even if it is just a morbid joke.
When have kids NOT curb-stomped each other and found it funny? It's human nature to laugh at the misfortunes of others so long as it doesn't affect you in some adverse way or it isn't REALLY serious (like, death sort of serious).

[n00b1n8R]

OMG HUGE FUCKING QUOTE

from a friend of mine:

Al. says:
brb
Pip says:
i i'll have a shower while you're brbing
Pip says:
i have a strong need to take my clothes off at the thought of a hubby with a tattoo like that, hehe
Al. says:
great your inner bogan is asserting itself
Al. says:
you will be turned to the flannel side
Al. says:
your true identity is Princess Charlene, daughter of Darth Flannel
Al. says:
Your brother Darren is a Flanni Knight and will save you with his Bong Sabre and a Beam Molotov
Pip says:
LMAO
Al. says:
sound familiar?
Pip says:
oh YES, it feels so right!
Pip says:
i always knew it deep down
Al. says:
now just have to convince George Lucas to make a movie about it
Pip says:
still LMAO, actually i have tears pouring down my face, you lunatic
Al. says:
and your robot companion witll be Dexter from A perfect Match
Pip says:
darth flannel!
Pip says:
and darren's bong sabre sounds very wrong - is it an incestuous relationship?
Al. says:
no it's the chosen weapon of the Flanni Knights
Pip says:
he sounds too good to be just my brother, i think i have to root him as well
Al. says:
also drop bear grenades are sometimes used
Al. says:
well I guess if you want it that way........ might have to find another director though
Pip says:
LMAO
Pip says:
i think georgy is due for a change
Al. says:
you think he's getting to the filthy old man stage of his career?
Pip says:
there was nowhere near enough incest in his other movies
Al. says:
oookay.......
Pip says:
sorry, just losing myself in my new persona
Pip says:
neither of my real brothers turn me on in the slightest
Al. says:
that's good to know
Pip says:
although one brother & my sister were in love with each other for years, & specialised in finding partners just like thir sibling
Pip says:
she broke the pattern & is unhappily married, he stuck with it & seems very happy
Pip says:
mind you she finally recognised what she had been doing, whereas i dont think he was self-aware enough to twig
Pip says:
on that note, i'd better have a shower so i wont be late for my massage
Al. says:
ok your family is officially weird and this could leave you susceptable to being turned.... TO THE FLANNEL SIDE!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Pip says:
did you think for a moment that i could have come from a NORMAL family?
Pip says:
my normality is a thin veneer
Pip says:
makes me more interesting to know tho, i like to think
Al. says:
actually now that I think about it no. It all makes perfect sense now.....
Al. says:
especially now that your true identity has been revealed
Pip says:
the thing is that the msn process peels back the onion-like layers of ever-increasing weirdness, so you have seen moreof my weirdness than most - which may or may not be lucky for you!
Al. says:
well I have chosen this path and must now see it through, no matter what horrors are revealed to me
Pip says:
lol, thats reassuring
Al. says:
I'm so glad
Al. says:
I am so going to post this conversation somewhere, it's too good to waste
Pip says:
well i'm off to get the full peroxide now and some smoking lessons
Al. says:
cool
Al. says:
don't forget the Tramp Stamp
Pip says:
whilst it was extremely enjoyable smoking directly from your hand, i feel i will need to learn how to hold the ciggy myself as you wont always be there
Al. says:
true I won't be. I'll be off defending the weak from the tyranny of bogandom
Pip says:
already got it, but not telling what and where
Al. says:
lol I like surprises
Al. says:
I bet you have something like "here 'tis" somewher inappropriate don't you?
Pip says:
well, see you around, your LMAO, just keep imagining....
Pip says:
LMAO just asaw what i wrote
Al. says:
well technically a tramp stamp is on your lower back just above your lowrider jeans and below your flannel boob tube
Pip says:
kate distracted by kate
Pip says:
& blended 2 comments
Al. says:
your slippiung deeper under the spell of the flannelites now.....
Pip says:
still distracted & writing weird things, sorry, lol
Al. says:
It's no problem watching you squirm under the power of evil
Al. says:
it's actually kinda fun
Pip says:
verbal squirming - you should actually SEE me.....
Al. says:
might break the spell
Al. says:
besides I can see your flannel imprint on the fabric of time/space with my bogan 3rd eye quite clearly even from this distance
Pip says:
tch! thats a lie!
Pip says:
plus i dont want to think about what 3rd eye you are using
Pip says:
gotta go, i'm late
Pip says:
seeya
Al. says:
only a true bogan could think up a retort of that magnitude. You are proving yourself well
Pip says:
bye
Al. says:
aww
Pip says:
you KNOW I dont want to go, but i have to get massaged
Pip says:
even tho i hate it
Al. says:
fine, go then you gloating bogan princess you....
Pip says:
i will
Al. says:
Senator Bogatine will be displeased though

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
Senator Bogatine will be displeased though

[n00b1n8R]

lololdoublepost w/e

&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: "Frodo and gandalf had thoght they destroyed hte ring in the fires of Mt Doom, but Chuck Norris was bathing in the lava, and found the ring and put it on. When Souron and the nazgul sensed this, they exploded from sheer fear"
DA-n00b1n8R: LOLOLOL
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ftw
DA-n00b1n8R: LMFAO
DA-n00b1n8R: QUOTED

[Bodzilla]

dano u dousche bag :P wat is it with u and chuck noris lol.

i'm drunk so b nice :P

[Pooky]

Playing Megaman on the NES to me, was like being on my deathbed dying of thirst, and all I have is a pepsi
.

[rossmum]

teh rossmum (6:46:06 PM): ended up talking to a girl i've seen around school who is also a forum junkie
teh rossmum (6:46:23 PM): her internets is dead, oh noes
teh rossmum (6:46:27 PM): but yeah
teh rossmum (6:46:30 PM): i was like
teh rossmum (6:46:36 PM): "wow, win"
PharoaheZephyrus (6:46:37 PM): so your relationship would be strictly forum based
PharoaheZephyrus (6:46:40 PM): awesome
WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SNAFFLES ;_;

[Hurrvish]

friend1: i had a wet dream once
friend1: my dad was in it

>.>

guy1: yesterday, i dreamed that i was in math class, and all the girls were there and naked. it was a great dream, but i didnt realize that i was doing the ugliest girls until it was too late

[Ghost Rider]

Yes; I'm a loose cannon Canadian who doesn't play by the rules.
and how do you justify crushing some random kids face in exchange for accidentally bumping into you? all that says about you is that you're a sack of shit with no honour or morals. It doesn't make you any better.

[Ghost Rider]

in science bio class the teacher was talking about sperm:
Teacher: "Sperm are 99% sugar"
Random girl: "I thought it tasted kinda salty"

[Stealth]

in science bio class the teacher was talking about sperm:
Teacher: "Sperm are 99% sugar"
Random girl: "I thought it tasted kinda salty"
lol, gee, what do you think she was doing when she found out... giving good old Masterz a blow job, or maybe the teacher?

[PlasbianX]

Conversation started between plasbianx and rentafence5: Sat, Mar 17 16:46:08 2007
[16:46] rentafence5: if you could modify your TI-80 whatever to shoot a laser, would you?
[16:46] plasbianx: no
[16:46] rentafence5: thats sad
[16:46] plasbianx: why is it sad
[16:47] rentafence5: because
[16:47] rentafence5: you have an opportunity to better your calculator, and you dont take it D:
[16:48] plasbianx: lol..
[16:48] plasbianx: i had a lol moment there
[16:49] rentafence5: <Downloading file laserconcept3.jpg>
[16:49] plasbianx: at first i thought you were talking aboutwait..
[16:49] rentafence5: <Completed downloading file then im like.. in directory file:///C:\DOCUME~1\ALLENK~1\Desktop >
[16:49] plasbianx: itsnt it a calculater
[16:49] plasbianx: then im like
[16:49] rentafence5: tis
[16:49] plasbianx: oh..
[16:49] rentafence5: i felt like making something random
[16:49] rentafence5: xD
[16:50] plasbianx: yes
[16:50] plasbianx: random...
Conversation ended: Sat, Mar 17 16:50:04 2007
Conversation started between plasbianx and rentafence5: Sat, Mar 17 16:50:13 2007
[16:50] rentafence5: i would totally buy that...
[16:50] plasbianx: i wouldnt
[16:50] rentafence5: BZZZZT
[16:50] plasbianx: *plays tetris on his calculater during class*
[16:50] plasbianx: *teacher walks over*
[16:50] rentafence5: *shoots your calculator during class*
[16:50] plasbianx: "wtf are you doing? STOP PLAYING GAMES OR ITS MINE"
[16:50] rentafence5: lol
[16:50] plasbianx: "no."
[16:51] plasbianx: *teacher grabs calculator*
[16:51] plasbianx: *teacher accidently presses the big red button, and falls to the ground with no face*
[16:51] plasbianx: "oh.. shit..."
[16:51] rentafence5: LOL
[16:52] plasbianx: i had a lol moment today.
[16:52] plasbianx: so my mom and me are out at the store
[16:52] rentafence5: uhuh
[16:52] plasbianx: (dont mind my grammer cause i dont f*ing care)
[16:52] rentafence5: k
[16:52] plasbianx: (or my spelling)
[16:52] plasbianx: and she calls my dad's cell phone
[16:53] plasbianx: and asks like, so, what are we doing later
[16:53] plasbianx: and talks to him for an hour
[16:53] plasbianx: and then when she says, bye honey
[16:53] plasbianx: she hears, "btw, you dialed the wrong number"
[16:53] rentafence5: LMAO
[16:53] plasbianx: she looks down, and on her cell phone, and its not even my dad's number
[16:53] rentafence5: LOLOLOL!!!
[16:53] plasbianx: the dude talked to my mom for an hour
[16:53] plasbianx: and wanna know whats funny?
[16:54] plasbianx: He just called back 10 mins ago
[16:54] plasbianx: xD!
[16:54] rentafence5: she didnt recognize it wasnt him
[16:54] plasbianx: nope
[16:54] rentafence5: LOL!
[16:54] plasbianx: i LOL'd.
[16:54] rentafence5: wow
[16:54] plasbianx: (this whole convo should be posted in the quotes thread btw.)
[16:54] plasbianx: at h2v
Read the whole thing.

[rossmum]

and how do you justify crushing some random kids face in exchange for accidentally bumping into you? all that says about you is that you're a sack of shit with no honour or morals. It doesn't make you any better.
Who the fuck said he was actually being serious?


lol, gee, what do you think she was doing when she found out... giving good old Masterz a blow job, or maybe the teacher?
Oh here we go again with the cheap shots at Masters :rolleyes:

If you're going to keep that shit up, you may as well get out now. Drop your stupid, childish grudge over the ban and leave him alone.

[Bodzilla]

in science bio class the teacher was talking about sperm:
Teacher: "Sperm are 99% sugar"
Random girl: "I thought it tasted kinda salty"
i know the rest of that
teacher: "because u taste sugar with the front of your tongue rather then the back of your throat"

*girl leaves class crying xD*

Sup bash.org >_>



Pat: i gotta tryout sky diving one day.
zach: i think i'd have to be drunk to sky dive.
Me: WTf? you'd sky dive drunk? hahahhaha u dousche
Pat: sup *falling screaming sounds* *loud splat on pavement sounds*
me: *NEEAARRRRRHHMMPPHMMMMMMMMMm plud*

[Stealth]

Who the fuck said he was actually being serious?


Oh here we go again with the cheap shots at Masters :rolleyes:

If you're going to keep that shit up, you may as well get out now. Drop your stupid, childish grudge over the ban and leave him alone.
a gurdge about about Masterz, are you out of your mind! I had one for about a week, then a few talks with him, ended it, and I don't hold gurdges for very long. And Rossmum, I was just joking around. now back ontopic.

[rossmum]

For 'joking around', it wasn't very funny.


[10:19] ΞYİP&#203;&#203;Ξ: Nothing like wannabes.
[10:19] 20.PzGr.Gftr.Kurz (Ross): yup
[10:20] 20.PzGr.Gftr.Kurz (Ross): rofl. wonder who it is
[10:20] ΞYİP&#203;&#203;Ξ: They're backing us for no reason.
[10:20] 20.PzGr.Gftr.Kurz (Ross): heh
[10:20] ΞYİP&#203;&#203;Ξ: Probably AERO.
[10:20] ΞYİP&#203;&#203;Ξ: Or Bert.
[10:20] ΞYİP&#203;&#203;Ξ: Fucking with us.
[10:20] 20.PzGr.Gftr.Kurz (Ross): doubt it
[10:20] 20.PzGr.Gftr.Kurz (Ross): their iq would have to have dropped by over 9000 points to post that
[10:21] ΞYİP&#203;&#203;Ξ: IT'S OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAND!!!!
[10:21] ΞYİP&#203;&#203;Ξ: But yeah.
[10:21] ΞYİP&#203;&#203;Ξ: All clues point to the Angry German Kid, sir.
Discussing some lulz on the Xfire forums.

Also,



[17:09] ΞYİP&#203;&#203;Ξ: Consoles greatly hinder the intensity you feel on a PC because your huge ass keyboard and mouse is dwindled down to a small controller. So it's like playing T-Ball after competing in the major leagues. Reflexes are incomparable, and everything you're used to is at a much smaller scale. Which basically means iPwn.

[Bodzilla]

ROFL!!!!

[TheGhost]

Please keep your drama out of this thread.

[Hurrvish]

conversation between sex-deprived girl and perverted high schooler

highschooler: wanna suck my lollipop? its super sweet, everybody loves it. and, as an added bonus, theres real, sweet juice inside, unlike other lollipops. i have it in my pants right now
girl: YES YES!!!! GIVE IT TO ME!!!! *starts panting*
highschooler: *takes out green lollipop from pocket* here you go, its asesome
girl: *screeches, throws down lollipop and runs away*

crazy people :)

[Leiukemia]

um, right...

[Xegrot]

From a radio commercial I heard the other day:

Commercial Announcer: You've been a bad girl! Go to my room.

:D

[Bodzilla]

Mod Nightwolf : Here's the new maplist for the cybeslam server *posts maplist*

LS}Psee-Twn : Sounds good, can't wait to get on and start dyin! ... NOW where the frak did my wife hide that disc :mad:

StrYteR : That is why some of us use a CD Image :rolleyes:

Chim&#232;rA : That's why some of us dont have a wife :rolleyes:
Nerd Pwnt

[Bodzilla]

Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: i might be starring in a Machinima ;)
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: kool!
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: and i told them u would as well
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: and they have your number
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: and your on some contract or sometshit
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: what?
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: ur on thar contract
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: whos?
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: WHOS CONTRACT
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ???????
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: what the smuck?
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: tell me what youve signed me up for lol
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: lol
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ....
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ..
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: .
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: .
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ..
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: .
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: .
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ..
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: just a little problem
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: dont worry it's all covered
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: .......
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: i gave them $20 bucks for the start
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: what>
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: thwerE?
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: who?
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: and u only need to work for them for 6 months
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: WHAT???
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: is this?
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: and pay them the other 250 bucks
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: and your in
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: ;)
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: what is this
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: where
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: who
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: what
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: how
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: sorry thats confidential
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: FFS
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ur fuckign with me arent you
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: would i do that :innocent:
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: DONT DO TAHT >:U
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: godam
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: xD
ha
he thought he had a job lol.... oh well back to being a no good bum for dano :laugh:

[n00b1n8R]

+rep For Jooo
Lmao

I shall have my revenge caps filter >:U

[Hurrvish]

real ad on a van:
"College Hunks! Hauling Junk!"

[TeeKup]

! Trinx || [CAF] || io[: the benja kill is when he moves up the body to get a 3sk btw
! Trinx || [CAF] || io[: on each side
.:=EP_T&#163;&#163;KUP™:.: want to know what the Teekup kill is?
! Trinx || [CAF] || io[: rocket launcher in the face?
! Trinx || [CAF] || io[: :p
.:=EP_T&#163;&#163;KUP™:.: no, its when i kill you
! Trinx || [CAF] || io[: :(
.:=EP_T&#163;&#163;KUP™:.: XD
! Trinx || [CAF] || io[: you must do that pretty frequently then
.:=EP_T&#163;&#163;KUP™:.: indeed

[PlasbianX]

<PlasbianX> Bladen, marry me.
<Bladenkerst> o.O...
<PlasbianX> Lets have like 20 kids
<Bladenkerst> um..
<PlasbianX> come on, you're hot, and i want kids
<PlasbianX> although, i plan on killing you and running off with the life insurance
<Bladenkerst> you do know im an old polish guy right?
<PlasbianX> oh... shit...
*PlasbianX has quit irc (quit: OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG since when is Bladen a d00000000de)

EDIT: This was from IRC in a lineage 2 channel >_>

[TeeKup]

.

HAH HA HA.

[n00b1n8R]

^indeed.

[Bodzilla]

DA-n00b1n8R: BEEP
DA-n00b1n8R: BEEP DA BEEP
DA-n00b1n8R: so Mr. wall.. how's it been?
DA-n00b1n8R: beep
DA-n00b1n8R: SHOOOP DA BEEEP!!!1
DA-n00b1n8R: HUGE FUCKING BEEP
DA-n00b1n8R: all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
DA-n00b1n8R: all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
DA-n00b1n8R: al work and no play makes jack a dull boy
DA-n00b1n8R: all work and no play makes jack a dull
DA-n00b1n8R: by
DA-n00b1n8R: boy
DA-n00b1n8R: UFCK
DA-n00b1n8R: DOUBLE FUCK
DA-n00b1n8R: so mr wall..
DA-n00b1n8R: how's things
DA-n00b1n8R: i say, is that a new lick of paint?
DA-n00b1n8R: this is mac hunts's liquer tycoon.
DA-n00b1n8R: LULZ
DA-n00b1n8R: www.angry-gamer.net (http://www.angry-gamer.net)
DA-n00b1n8R: tbh
DA-n00b1n8R: GET IN MA BELLA
DA-n00b1n8R: so zilla.. how's things?
DA-n00b1n8R: REPLY YOU AFKISH BASTARD
DA-n00b1n8R: OR FEED ME
DA-n00b1n8R: OR BOTH
DA-n00b1n8R: AT THE SAME TIME
DA-n00b1n8R: RANT
DA-n00b1n8R: ARG
DA-n00b1n8R: ARG
DA-n00b1n8R: NEED VIDJAMAGAMIES
<n00b1n8r is now playing Counter-Strike Source>
<This user is now offline>
<This user is now online>
<n00b1n8r is now playing Counter-Strike Source>
<n00b1n8r stopped playing Counter-Strike Source>
<This user is now offline>well it looks like someone got out of the wrong side of the bed :) hahahaha
dont miss nap time nxt time ;)

noobinator always sends me these sexy msg's xD

[PlasbianX]

rentafence5: some dumbass in my school actualy calls me rentafence instead of by my name >_>
plasbianx: heh
plasbianx: i get called WaterTower
rentafence5: LOL
rentafence5: wtf
plasbianx: im EXTREMELY tall.
rentafence5: he also insists me being a level 17 in halo 2 makes me a "fuck up"
rentafence5: >_>
rentafence5: I would love to shank him in the wood shop
rentafence5: so many fun ways to mutiate him
plasbianx: lol
rentafence5: mutilate*
rentafence5: router off his eye browns
rentafence5: chisel in the chest
rentafence5: band saw his nose off
rentafence5: power sand his ear
plasbianx: ... you have probs
rentafence5: probs?
rentafence5: you think I HAVE PROBS?!
plasbianx: yes.
rentafence5: ILL SHOW YOU WHO HAS PROBS
rentafence5: *Gets in car*
rentafence5: *leaves*
rentafence5: *comes back with guy in passenger seat*
rentafence5: See this guy? *points* this is bob
rentafence5: Hes a pedophile
plasbianx: your BF?
rentafence5: HE has probs.....
plasbianx: k
plasbianx: im so glad you have the uncanny ability to go and find a pedophile, and invite him into your car. .

[n00b1n8R]

n00b1n8R says (3:33 PM):
here's an interesting quote
n00b1n8R says (3:34 PM):
"there is more muny spent each year on breast implants and viagra than on alzhiemers research. the obvious conculsion to this is that by the year 2040 we will have thousands of elderly people with perky breasts and strong erections and no idea what to do with them."
n00b1n8R says (3:34 PM):
money*
barbed sparky says (3:34 PM):
lol, the thing is you don't need memory to know how to use them. just look at all the dope smokers and junkies and other brainless scum that have managed to breed
n00b1n8R says (3:35 PM):
hmm
n00b1n8R says (3:35 PM):
you win.

[PlasbianX]

radlionheart: Dude, can you fund me so I can move outta this house and get a job and shit?
plasbianx: no..
plasbianx: o_o
radlionheart: Okay.
plasbianx: I dont even have enough money to buy a pack of gum
radlionheart: Haha.
plasbianx: and you want me to fund your life.
plasbianx: wtf.
plasbianx: ask my dad mb?
plasbianx: hes on your friends of friends list
plasbianx: wont say his name though

.

[n00b1n8R]

in response to dano's status:

Ear sex has risen by 40 percent, producing the latest slogan, "Once you go black, you go deaf"


DA-n00b1n8R: idgi..
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: rofl
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: black people have huge dicks
DA-n00b1n8R: is that a real statistic?
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: nah
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: its off family guy
DA-n00b1n8R: oh
DA-n00b1n8R: iiiii get it
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lol
DA-n00b1n8R: i get family guy jokies
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: laighed so dam hard
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i loled
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: cuz teh school was teaching about abstiance
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: and no sex
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: and everyoen started foign ear sex
DA-n00b1n8R: i can see how you'd object..
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: doing*
DA-n00b1n8R: wtf why?
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: and then the news dude said
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: wahts in my status lo
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i rofled
DA-n00b1n8R: how does a girl ear sexy 0.o
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: me: "HAHHAHAAA"
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: "CUZ HTEYHAVE LOLHUEG SHLONGS ROFL

[rossmum]

Dane's typing is awful when he's pissed :XD:

[Masterz1337]

Letchkov: want an aimbot?
CMT-Masterz1337: why cant you be good enough at halo to shoot someone yourself?
Letchkov: because i have a muscle disease
Letchkov: want an aimbot?
CMT-Masterz1337: I bet that means girls dont want to have sex with you
Letchkov: shut up
CMT-Masterz1337: I hit a mark lil boy?
Letchkov: faggot
CMT-Masterz1337: go suck a dick like your daddy taught you
CMT-Masterz1337: cause its the only sex youll ever get
Letchkov: no
CMT-Masterz1337: you weak armed fuck
<This user is now offline>

[Hurrvish]

^pwned

random person: "No one ever dies a virgin, 'cuz life screws everyone over."

[Masterz1337]

I'm on a role

Masterz1337: lol
Masterz1337: I was talking to my dad
Masterz1337: about my mom and stuff
Masterz1337: and I forgot I had vista voice recognition on when I was talking
Masterz1337: it typed this
Masterz1337: Now my magnum begun to stop listening no matter what

[Stealth]

TSL Stealth (9:03:03 PM): look at who I killed
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3951/hl22007032520511937yv9.jpg
downskated4096 (9:03:42 PM): in the lounge with a shotgun
TSL Stealth (9:03:42 PM): :p
TSL Stealth (9:03:47 PM): in the office
TSL Stealth (9:03:53 PM): with the shotgun
downskated4096 (9:04:05 PM): right sorry my bad
downskated4096 (9:04:22 PM): personally i would use the gravity gun, but it has a bug while using it
TSL Stealth (9:04:18 PM): he didn't see it coming

I love it when I get board when I'm playing games.

[Pooky]

Nice.

[Xegrot]

Funny. Old dude got owned.

:Off Topic: What game is that? I wanna say Half Life but I'm not sure. Doesn't look familiar...

:On Topic: Playing a random CTF game:
Xegrot was killed by (Name Forgotten, it was a while ago :()
Xegrot: aww... shoot
(I spawn and he's on my base infront of me with a shotgun)
Xegrot: No wait, DONT SHOOT!
Xegrot was killed by (Name Forgotten)

[Stealth]

Funny. Old dude got owned.

:Off Topic: What game is that? I wanna say Half Life but I'm not sure. Doesn't look familiar...

:On Topic: Playing a random CTF game:
Xegrot was killed by (Name Forgotten, it was a while ago :()
Xegrot: aww... shoot
(I spawn and he's on my base infront of me with a shotgun)
Xegrot: No wait, DONT SHOOT!
Xegrot was killed by (Name Forgotten)
: Off Topic, that would be Half Life 2.
: On Topic


downskated4096 (10:44:40 PM): hey are the forums running off for you too
TSL Stealth (10:44:54 PM): it's not working for me!
downskated4096 (10:45:11 PM): me neither
downskated4096 (10:45:23 PM): keel on?
TSL Stealth (10:45:32 PM): hold on................................................ ..........................
TSL Stealth (10:46:53 PM): nope
downskated4096 (10:47:11 PM): he cut and run didn't he
downskated4096 (10:53:33 PM): i'll let you break the news to keel
downskated4096 (10:53:35 PM): have fun
downskated4096 (10:53:43 PM): i'll be behind the wall over here
TSL Stealth (10:53:40 PM): !
downskated4096 (10:55:07 PM): taking a quick break
TSL Stealth (10:55:44 PM): *Runs Away Real Fast like*

Keel isn't some one to talk to when he is in a bad mood.

[n00b1n8R]

or he'll do what? E-bash you?

i have chats like this to a few people but they seem to take this to seriously..
games's HL2, the old guy is Dr. breen, he's kinda the boss battle (Hl2 is so fucking coold :D)

[Pooky]

=MM= Aurora: Look at the ice [on the waterfall]
Pooky: Yeah, it really is ugly
=MM= Aurora: like my FACE
=MM= Aurora: lol
=MM= Aurora: WAIT
=MM= Aurora: like YOUR FACE
=MM= Aurora: YOURS
Pooky: rofl

lol halo

[Bodzilla]

...: i love u
...: u love me?
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: u better believe it my littel slut
...: hehe
i have no idea who that was, but now i'm scared xD

[Masterz1337]

StriderVCore: I need a little map assistance... "couldn't allocate final cluster mirror"
cut the shit and just tell me what I need to know... I am pissed off and I am unsure where the damn problem is...
Auto response from Masterz1337: I am away from my computer right now.
StriderVCore is away at 12:29:22 PM.
Masterz1337: your problm is that it can't allocate the final clustor mirror
Auto response from StriderVCore: I am away from my computer right now.
Masterz1337: pretty self explainitory

[PlasbianX]

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friedmetroid: you other faggots cant deny
llamaboy772: win ^
!{ATK}/[Ka6]Link!™: http://www.exclusivemaids.com/Topless.html
=DK= vincent: play u runescape?
friedmetroid: when deluxe walks in with a really jizzy face and a long thing in your ass
deluxe181: oh shiz
!{ATK}/[Ka6]Link!™: topless madis for hire LOL
deluxe181: I WANT ONE
friedmetroid: you get raped
=DK= vincent: play peopel runescapE???
DaFox: no
=DK= vincent: k
DaFox: bots do
llamaboy772: no
DaFox: yeah
=DK= vincent: i have level 107 acc
=DK= vincent: =D
llamaboy772: neard
DaFox: a bot made it for you
llamaboy772: nerd*
=DK= vincent: haha
=DK= vincent: i have 3 pc
DaFox: anyone that has played past level 2 on runescape fails at life...
plasbianx: you all fucking fail. Im trying to wank... choke a kitten and you keep spamming me with invites
!{ATK}/[Ka6]Link!™: 107 is a reoccuring number for me. it's also my address
plasbianx: STFU ALREADY,
=DK= vincent: http://84.81.151.205/pc/M4100023.JPG
friedmetroid: no u
=DK= vincent: here are foto of me pc
!{ATK}/[Ka6]Link!™: not me
!{ATK}/[Ka6]Link!™: I WIN!

[Boba]

Boba: OUR FRIENDSHIT IS IMPORTANT
L33T: RIGHT YOU ARE
L33T: FRIENDSHIT IS A SHIT THAT WILL NEVER SINK
Boba: oops
Boba: >_>

[Emmzee]

[H2V]Emmzee: meow
(&#171;H2V&#187;)Legionaire: MOW
(&#171;H2V&#187;)Legionaire: hi
[H2V]Emmzee: MAO
[H2V]Emmzee: lol
(&#171;H2V&#187;)Legionaire: xD

[Xegrot]

diabeties: lol
Xegrot: Shut up, you type 2 BASTARD!
(Later)
Xegrot was killed by diabeties
Xegrot: Wow, I didn't even know I had it... XD

[Bodzilla]

xegot, wat do u mean in your sig.
is it a European or african swallow?

Ni.

[n00b1n8R]

NI!

DA-n00b1n8R: NI!
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: NI!!!!!!
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: we are no longer the knights who say NI
DA-n00b1n8R: OMGLINESS I GOT 2 GREEN BLOCKS UNDER MY DETAILS :O
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: we are the KNights who say eky eky shabangawoozalupal
DA-n00b1n8R: IT.
DA-n00b1n8R: (that was the word wasn't IT? i can't remember what IT is..)
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: HE SAID IT!
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: OHSI NOW I"VE SAID IT
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: I SAID IT AGAIN
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: AHHH
DA-n00b1n8R: lul

[Agamemnon]

[H2V]Emmzee: meow
(«H2V»)Legionaire: MOW
(«H2V»)Legionaire: hi
[H2V]Emmzee: MAO
[H2V]Emmzee: lol
(«H2V»)Legionaire: xD

This man speaks the truth. Be wary of Emmzee when he's on Xfire. You'll never play a game. :o

[Bodzilla]

^xD!!!!

[Xegrot]

xegot, wat do u mean in your sig.
is it a European or african swallow?

Ni.

:Off topic: Uh.... I don't kno-

*Flung into the air by invisible catapult* AAUGH!

You make a forceful point...

[I_Am_Error117]

Teahcer: We are going to the Computer lab to work on the project.
Kid 1: Yay!
Kid 2: I call the best computer.
Me: (sarcasm) Oh-emm-gee computers.
------Later-------
Kid 3: My computers being retarded
Me: I don't thin it's the cmoputers fault
Kid 3: huh?
Kid 3: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Hey!
Me: laughs
Kid 3: It isnt typing.
Me: Me did you click the text box?
Class(except me and my friends): huh?
Me and my friends: laugh
Kid 4: Click the white box.
Kid 3: Ohhhhhhhhh it got fixed.
Me: rolls eyes
Me; makes all your base joke
Teahcer and Class: huh?
Me: explains to teahcer
The Cluless Korean Kid:huh
Me: tells him the website
Korean kid watches the same video for the next 45 minuites.
Me: Why Cruel World?
Friends: laugh
Me:ahhhhhhhhhhhh I give up
Me: goes and edits our project wiki, and adss the kiwi vid



.

[Bodzilla]

lol XD

xegot, i want a shrubbery,

and u can go cut down the tallest tree in the forest with
a HERRING

[Hotrod]

Ooooh, a herring. Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

[DaneO'Roo]

[09:54] Dahaloman:VCK: you saidLOL RACIST LOZLZLZLLZL
[09:54] Dahaloman:VCK: how am iii
[09:55] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: [09:44] Dahaloman:VCK: kkk
[09:55] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lul
[09:55] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: XD
[09:56] Dahaloman:VCK: huh
[09:56] Dahaloman:VCK: sorry
[09:56] Dahaloman:VCK: i know of kkk
[09:56] Dahaloman:VCK: but emind me
[09:56] Dahaloman:VCK: what dos it mean fag
[09:56] Dahaloman:VCK: gooey gooey
[09:57] Dahaloman:VCK: aww it's all sticky
[09:57] Dahaloman:VCK: itchy bum OOH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH
[09:58] Dahaloman:VCK: Kleveland Kool Klub?
[09:58] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lmfao
[09:58] Dahaloman:VCK: Koala Krap Kream
[09:58] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lmfao
[09:58] Dahaloman:VCK: Kool Kricket Klub
[09:59] Dahaloman:VCK: lmfao
[09:59] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: rofl
[09:59] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: that is SO DAM GAY
[09:59] Dahaloman:VCK: Kocks Kant be Kool
[09:59] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: NOES THAT KKBK
[09:59] Dahaloman:VCK: not rly
[09:59] Dahaloman:VCK: b can be omitte
[09:59] Dahaloman:VCK: omitted
[10:00] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: I had one of them
[10:00] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: but it took me a whiel to raise it up levels
[10:00] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: fucking gay omanite whyd it have to evolve so dam late
[10:00] Dahaloman:VCK: are we talking about cocks here

[n00b1n8R]

^k
pokemon?

[Bodzilla]

your a fucking weirdo dano :)

[rossmum]

PharoaheZephyrus (7:08:19 PM): yooo
teh rossmum (7:13:17 PM): hiiiiiiii
PharoaheZephyrus (7:13:29 PM): sup
teh rossmum (7:14:18 PM): not a lot
teh rossmum (7:14:29 PM): wishing i knew what to do with the 91/30
PharoaheZephyrus (7:15:14 PM): finishing it might be something
teh rossmum (7:15:35 PM): :downs:

Ouch, Snaf. Ouch.

[n00b1n8R]

&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ok gota take a Neuro and ill be righ tback

LUL

[Emmzee]

From Benson's House of Pancakes: (www/uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Forum:BHOP)

Hello 203.94.129.158 (http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=User:203.94.129.158&action=edit) 23:30, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
.jpg --AAA! (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:AAA%21) (AAAA (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User_talk:AAA%21)) 02:27, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

[Emmzee]

This is from Steam. Here's backstory.
My Steam account got hacked. I recently got the password back.


KS^ Scarface says:
why did u steam my 2nd account
KS^ Scarface says:
i want it back!
KS^ Scarface says:
who are u
KS^ Scarface says:
im reporting u to steam
KS^ Scarface says:
and u will go to court
KS^ Scarface says:
so u better give it back
KS^ Scarface says:
now!
KS^ Scarface says:
or im reporting u
KS^ Scarface says:
and u will be busyed
KS^ Scarface says:
busted
KS^ Scarface says:
give it up
KS^ Scarface says:
i want my 2nd account back
KS^ Scarface says:
fucker!
KS^ Scarface says:
im repoerting u
KS^ Scarface says:
reporting
KS^ Scarface is now Offline.
Lol.

[n00b1n8R]

LOL
so i take it he was the hacker?

[Emmzee]

impaling their bodies on thorns (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spine_%28biology%29). This helps them to tear the flesh into smaller, more conveniently-sized fragmentsIf you can guess where it's from, you get rep. And not just Wikipedia, but what page on Wikipedia?

[Hurrvish]

the Shrike

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrike

[Bodzilla]

Talking about the New Heh Remake that = sex


Ã�4ÑØ â€*: i wanna see the rest of the map
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: like a top corner overlookign viw
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: of the whole leve and its layout
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: so we can go OH FUCK IT IS HANG EM HIGH
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: lol bungie.net forums retard ready
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: "i perfered the old look of hang um high"

Ã�4ÑØ â€*: waht the totally plain whit eone
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: >_>
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: I always hated HeH textureing
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: was so bland
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: but the map layout was so dam fun
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: oh god
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: thsi dudes right
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: "awesome! but matchmaking integration is a little confusing. And will these maps be shipping with Halo 2 Vista or realeased as premium content for Vista?
"
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: WHATS THE FUCKIGN BET
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: GOLD MEMBERSHIP REQUIRED TO DOWNLOAD THEM
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: "But it is sort of true that the new style of Tombstone won't please everyone. It's sort of like having an ugly baby, but you're happy it's alive and well.
"
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: wtf
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: it loks totally amazing
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: id take rusty glowy shiny baby over smooth white baby anyday
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: "Looking forward to the 8v8 CTF Rockets matches that we used to have in Hang Em High. Should be awesome.
"
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: who fuck yeah, 8v8 homing rockets on Hang em high!!
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: >___________>
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]: <________________________<

[n00b1n8R]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l183/n00b1n8R/wtfbanana.jpg

[Bodzilla]

O_o?

[n00b1n8R]

yes, zilla.
O_o indeed.

[DaneO'Roo]

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TAHM lol!

[Bodzilla]

I think this thread is dieing, only like 3 ppl come to it anymore

R.I.P Random quote thread D:

[n00b1n8R]

well, you, me, dano, masterz and others all seem to come here so it's still alive IMO.

[DaneO'Roo]

DA-n00b1n8R: OMG DANE WTF EW EW
DA-n00b1n8R: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
DA-n00b1n8R: WTF DO YOU THINK THAT GUY WAS DOING OPENING HIS ASS WITH A BONER WAHT DO YOU THINK THE CAMERAMAN WAS GOING TO DO
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: lmfao
DA-n00b1n8R: EEWWWW
DA-n00b1n8R: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(repeated for some time)
DA-n00b1n8R: also ew



<3 goatse

[Bodzilla]

ROFL@!
hahahha OWND!

[n00b1n8R]

DA-n00b1n8R: OMG DANE WTF EW EW
DA-n00b1n8R: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
DA-n00b1n8R: WTF DO YOU THINK THAT GUY WAS DOING OPENING HIS ASS WITH A BONER WAHT DO YOU THINK THE CAMERAMAN WAS GOING TO DO
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: lmfao
DA-n00b1n8R: EEWWWW
DA-n00b1n8R: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(repeated for some time)
DA-n00b1n8R: also ew



<3 goatse



the oooooo actually started with a gr and ended with an ss k?

[Hurrvish]

-ChanServ- FUCK is an unknown command. .

[rossmum]

[12:34] Pooky ♂: I played Oblivion until my computer froze, I wonder what the noobs on Halo are doing
[12:34] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): lol
[12:35] Pooky ♂: That was the only thing that was going to stop me =|
[12:35] Pooky ♂: I would have keept going tuntil 4 AM tomorrow
[12:35] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): maybe
[12:35] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): MAYBE
[12:35] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): it was
[12:35] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): A HACKER.
[12:35] Pooky ♂: omg
[12:35] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): and he invaded your megahurtz
[12:35] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): EXTERNALLY.
[12:35] Pooky ♂: that sounded really gross for a second

Also:

[12:36] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): also,
[12:36] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): POLAND
[12:37] Pooky ♂: FUCK POLAND THEY GOT CONQUERED
[12:37] Pooky ♂: Stupid fucking polish poles
[12:37] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): INVADED
[12:37] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): EXTERNALLY
[12:37] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): LMAO
[12:37] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): SO MANY JOKES, SO LITTLE TIME

[Bodzilla]

xD!!!!!!!!

[n00b1n8R]

i find neather of those funny and for the first time ever am tempted to -rep you O_o

[rossmum]

*second http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-pseudo.gif

You weren't there to see the thread, so you probably wouldn't be able to get it fully.