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Bodzilla
August 10th, 2008, 10:33 PM
Isaac Hayes, the pioneering singer, songwriter and musician whose relentless "Theme From Shaft" won Academy and Grammy awards, died Sunday, the Shelby County Sheriff's Office said. He was 65.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00788/Isaac-Hayes-460c_788818c.jpg Isaac Hayes performing at the World of Music and Dance festival in Redmond, Washington Photo: AP



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00788/Isaac-Hayes-460a_788817c.jpg Isaac Hayes and his wife Adjowa Hayes, posing for the first family photo with their new baby boy, Nana Kwadjo Hayes, in Memphis, 2006 Photo: AP

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00788/Isaac-Hayes-460b_788816c.jpg Isaac Hayes performing in the Wattstax Revue at the Montreux Jazz Festival Photo: REUTERS

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00788/South-Park_788843c.jpg The character of South Park's Chef [centre], voiced by Isaac Hayes Photo: AP


The pioneering singer, songwriter and composer, who along with Al Green, James Brown and Stevie Wonder, was one of the dominant black musicians of the early 1970s, was found unconscious near a treadmill in his house on Sunday by a family member.



Paramedics administered CPR and he was taken to hospital but pronounced dead about an hour later, officials said. The cause of death was not released. Hayes suffered a stroke in 2006.



In the early 1970s, Hayes, with his distinctive deep voice and hook-laden compositions, laid the groundwork for genres including disco, contemporary urban music and rap as well as romantic crooners such as Barry White.



The tall, shaven-headed musician, whose trademark look featured dark sunglasses and plentiful jewellery, emerged as a recording artists in the late 1960s with his soul albums Hot Buttered Soul in 1969, followed by Black Moses, 1971. Both were released on Stax Records, the southern soul label which hired him as a backup pianist in 1964. He worked as a session musician for Otis Redding and others and also played saxophone.



He began writing songs, establishing a partnership with David Porter, and in the 1960s they wrote such hits for Sam and Dave as "Hold On, I'm Coming" and "Soul Man."



His career hit another high in 1997 when he became the voice of Chef, the sensible school cook and devoted ladies man on the animated TV show South Park.



In a 1999 interview, Hayes described the South Park cook as "a person that speaks his mind; he's sensitive enough to care for children; he's wise enough to not be put into the 'whack' category like everybody else in town - and he l-o-o-o-o-ves the ladies".



But Hayes quit the show in 2006 in anger after an episode mocked his Scientology religion. "There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins," he said.



Raised by his maternal grandparents after his mother died and his father left when he was a baby, Hayes originally wanted to be a doctor, but changed his mind after winning a school talent contest by singing Nat King Cole's Looking Back.

Fucking hell.

You may have fallen away at the end there, but you'll always be remembered for your brilliance as Chef.


R.I.P


p.s Fucking hell.... chef ;__;

thehoodedsmack
August 10th, 2008, 10:34 PM
Kindly visit the thread we have for people dead in 2008. Or... yeah... he deserves his own. Go Hayes!

Bodzilla
August 10th, 2008, 10:37 PM
Hold me.

Con
August 10th, 2008, 10:39 PM
why is everyone dying jeez :|

Heathen
August 10th, 2008, 10:42 PM
People die all the time. Can we go on now? By grandfather died of kidney failure 3 weeks ago today but I didn't make a thread about it. And NO, I am not pulling a Jay. I could care less about your pity rep :/


But srsly. Lets just make one BIG thread about cool dead people for 2008.

Celeb Obituaries 2008.

DrunkenSamus
August 10th, 2008, 11:28 PM
For some reason, I feel as though all of these celebrities are being assasinated, ya know? It's kinda like....who's next in line?

Corndogman
August 10th, 2008, 11:36 PM
Obama probably.

Heathen
August 10th, 2008, 11:38 PM
Nah. By vote is either Bob Saget, Paris Hilton, or someone associated with Bam Margera.

DrunkenSamus
August 10th, 2008, 11:41 PM
Nah. By vote is either Bob Saget, Paris Hilton, or someone associated with Bam Margera.

Or Matt Damon.

Bastinka
August 11th, 2008, 12:18 AM
Or Matt Damon.
:lmao:
Very sad that chef died :[

In honor of him, I'll post the lyrics of my favorite song:
"Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
A-Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos I hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350°(tree-fitty), and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Ooh, Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fiber
Suck on My balls!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Give some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Oh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls... "

ultama121
August 11th, 2008, 12:29 AM
Not chef .:(

DaneO'Roo
August 11th, 2008, 02:02 AM
It was Scientology.

jngrow
August 11th, 2008, 03:57 AM
It was Scientology.
Correct.

Kornman00
August 11th, 2008, 06:39 AM
grunt was in before u bod, sry ;p