Castle Crashers

[Heathen]

Its on Xbox Live. Its a game by the makers of Alien Hominid and owner of Newgrounds.com Tom Fulp. I would seriosly sex Tom Fulp. I have been a fan of newgrounds since I was young and I started my internet history there under the name hitleranonymous1. I love this game. Its similar in play style to their game Dad n' Me. Its a 4 player game that plays out alot like the old 80's ninja turtles game. Also, if you have memory from Alien Hominid, Alien Hominid himself is a playable character.


Discuss.

[ultama121]

Some of my friends have been obsessed with this lately. It's apparently sort of like a cartoon version of Golden Axe.

[Heathen]

Kinda. If you are at all familiar with any Fulp and Paladin games you would recognise the art style INSTANTLY. I have only stopped playing it once. I had to take a shit.

[Higuy]

I have it, its fun.

[ExAm]

I have only stopped playing it once. I had to take a shit.And post here...

[Bastinka]

He's been deprived of Halo 3. :/

[Heathen]

Its how I got through Gustav :D

[Terry]

I was wondering when someone was going to make a thread (since I'm too lazy to do it). Beat it in two days and loved it all the way through. It was definitely worth the wait.

So addicting ^_^.

The Behemoth never disappoints.

[Heathen]

Beat it everyday that I had it. I have beat it 4 times already.

[Terin]

I got it a few days ago. It is :awesome:. First got a Red Knight to level 40, then made a thief with maxxed AGI. That was fun. I can't wait until the title update comes out.

[Terry]

Oh and I might as well post that The Behemoth has confirmed that many bugs are going to be fixed and that there is so DLC coming (such as a chainsaw weapon and a necromancer character)



So…………

Where’s the chainsaw? Who’s the necromancer? Where’s the King? It’s Friday night and we haven’t seen them in the game last time we checked, and here’s why……….

Prior to releasing any XBLA game to the public, the game must be tested on Microsoft’s internal network (yes we know the game has some online issues but that’s not what we’re talking about tonight). During this time anyone who has a development kit, and test kits can download a game that is still in development. In the case of Castle Crashers the game was “propped” to this internal network for two hours and not announced to any media outlet, test house, my mother. (sorry mom) We just needed it up there to run some tests.

Other developers can see and download the game, test houses can run their tests, and media outlets who have these test kits can also view these unreleased games if they happen to come across them while they are propped. This also includes any form of DLC (Downloadable Content) which is the stuff that comes out after the release of a game.

During the time that our full game and DLC was on this internal network it was picked up by several people who were lucky to have seen it in this short amount of time.
Unfortunately there was a specific case where someone had downloaded the game and made a video showing off some of the content not knowing that they were also showing some DLC which was being tested and scheduled for release at a later time.


We just got off the phone with Microsoft and we had a great talk about updating Castle Crashers, YES!! Looks like we’re on our way to getting this title update out and the bigger issues like saving and online connectivity resolved, in addition to other bugs that have been reported. A suggestion for those that might be having some online problems with Quick Match or Custom Match is to possibly try hosting a match instead. Also we’ve been informed that there are some suggestions out there about how to help recover your lost saved data. Again, we’re working on resolving these issues for the update but these might help you in the meantime.

We don’t have a specific time frame yet but we have been working on all known issues as soon as they appeared. Our team has gone without rum and biscuits since we became aware of the issues and will continue to deprive our programming team of both sleep and contact with family and friends (they don’t really have friends).

I want to take a second and thank everyone who sent in their emails, forum posts, threat letters, etc over the past few days. We’ve read through everything and have been responding to as many issues as we can. We’re directing most of our attention to actually fixing the problems so please be patient if you don’t hear an immediate response. Yay for communication!

http://devblog.thebehemoth.com/

[Heathen]

Um....I have the chainsaw. I got it when a freaking troll dropped it. I was like wtf but I had monkeyface so I figured whatever. It sucks anyways. +4 defense.

Also, King, Necromancer (black armored guy with horns), The Wizard, and an unmasked Grey Knight are all in the dlc. Two animals which are the Dragon (sock puppet one) and the seal from Fulp's first game "Club a Seal".


I have gotten stuck and a troll gets stuck one Thieves forest alot. I have gotten out of the levels sometimes and bypassed ALOT of major stuff. Their are INDEED quite a few glitches. Bravo if they fix them. Also, anyone know where that DAMN lollypop is?


Got my Red Dragon to Level 58 and my Red Knight (lightning) to level 49.








Also, Finding the pets is easy. I have them all. Just add me if you want. Zeit Paradox. As for the weapons, complete list follows:

Group 1
Thin Sword = -1 Strength, +1 Agility | Bought: Castle Keep
Thicker Sword = +0 Strength | Dig: Desert, An earlier X.
Barbarian Sword = +2 Strength, -1 Magic, +5 Defense | Bought: Swamp Village Store
Double Blade Sword = +3 Strength, -2 Magic, +2 Defense |Dig: After the cat statue, in a brown spot of land is an X

Group 2
Silver Sword = +1 Strength, -1 Magic, +3 Defense (Critical Hit Ability) | Found: Full Moon - In the first hut
Cleaver = +5 Strength, -2 Magic, +2 Agility | Bought: Snow Store
Black Razor = -1 Magic, +2 Defense | Found : Industrial Castle - Behind the bushes at entrance
Carrot = -1 Strength, -2 Magic, +3 Defense | Dig: Home Castle - front of the last burning hut
SPACE
Rust Sword = -1 Strength, +2 Agility | Found: Forest Entrance - take the cardinal near the first tree OR Dropped by Thieves
Golden Sword = +4 Magic, +1 Defense | Dig: The Marsh: Dig between the two houses where the green knight peeks out half way through the level.

Group 3
Two Pronged Sword = +3 Magic, +3 Defense | Given: Unlock the Brute by beating the game with the Eskimo.
Hook Sword = +3 Magic, +1 Defense, -1 Agility | Dig: Industrial Castle - towards the beginning after first big machine
Buster Sword = +3 Magic, +3 Defense, -1 Agility | Dropped: Medusa, Medusa's Lair
Falchion = +1 Strength, +3 Defense | Dropped: Saracen (arabian looking people), Sandcastle Roof

Spike = +1 Magic, +2 Defense, +2 Agility | Found: Industrial Castle - After you kill the boss, DO NOT grab compass, instead have cardinal with you and go in the area the boss walked out from (north of telescope).
Square Edged Buster = -1 Magic, +3 Defense, +2 Agility | Dig: Medusa's Lair - Between the two sets of stairs.
Rapier = +1 Strength, +1 Magic, +1 Agility | Dropped: Gear Knights, Industrial Castle
Barbarian Axe = -1 Magic, -1 Defense, Critical Hit Ability | Dropped: Barbarians, Castle Keep

Group 4
Pitchfork = +1 Strength, -1 Agility | Found: Home Castle – First Haystack
Crescent Sword = +2 Strength, +3 Magic, -1 Defense | Dig: Sand Castle Interior - While on the roof, near the end of the level you'll find an X
Golden Key = -1 Strength, +3 Magic, +3 Agility | Found: Full Moon - The second cottage, have the cardinal pet with you.
Bone Saw = -1 Strength, +1 Magic, +3 Defense | Dig: Wedding Crash - Just after the tables the with turkey leg and cookie.
SPACE
Round Mace = +0 Strength | Given: One of the four knights' starting weapons.
Wooden Club = +5 Strength, +5 Defense, -5 Agility (Critical Hit Ability) | Dropped: Bears, Tall Grass Field
Blue Mace = -2 Magic, +6 Defense (Critical Hit Ability) | Dropped: Mechanics, Industrial Castle
Spiked Club = +1 Strength, +1 Defense, +1 Agility | Dig - Flower Fields - Right after the first batch of bees

Group 5
Fish = +2 Strength, -1 Magic | Found - Tall Grass Fields - Right before you climb the ladder up the mountain, use a sandwich and lift the boulder out of the cave to the left of the ladder.
Wrapped Club = -1 Strength, +1 Magic, +1 Defense | Found: Thieves' Forest: Behind Pillar after fighting trolls
Black Mace = -2 Strength, +3 Defense, +6 Agility | Dropped: Skeletons, Marsh
Black Paddle = +5 Strength, -2 Agility | Bought: Volcano Store
Green Mace = +5 Magic, -2 Defense, +3 Agility (Critical Hit Ability) | Dropped: Green Knights, The Marsh
SPACE
Baseball Bat = +2 Strength, +1 Defense | Dropped: Beekeeper, Flowery Fields
Black Morning Star = -3 Strength, +6 Magic, +1 Defense (Critical Hit Ability) | Dropped: Red Demon, Lava World
Tenderizer = +2 Strength, -1 Agility | Found: Thieves Forest - Chest where the first thieves swing in.

Group 6
Leaf = -1 Strength, +3 Magic, -1 Defense | Dig: Forest Entrance - Second X on map, ambushed by archers (shoot & run)
Black Rod = +0 Strength | Given: One of the four starting knights' weapons.
Wizard's Wand = +1 Magic, -1 Defense, +3 Agility | Bought: Church Store
Branch = -1 Strength, +2 Magic, -1 Defense | Bought: Thieves Store
SPACE
Vine = -1 Strength, -1 Defense, +2 Agility | Found: Forest Entrance - in a chest where you meet the trolls
Lightsaber = +1 Agility (Shock Ability) | Dropped: Periwinkle Knights, Cyclops' Castle and Wedding Crash
Wooden Cane = +4 Magic, -1 Defense | Bought: Church Store
Spoon = -1 Magic, +2 Agility | Given: Unlock the Peasant
Skeleton Leg = -2 Strength, +5 Agility | Dig: Snow Store - Need Pazzo

Group 7
Alien Ray Gun = + Nothing | Glitch: You must start a new profile where the Pitchfork has NOT been picked found and have two people. Pick the alien as your starting character and go through the beginning of the level till you can grab the pitchfork in the haystack. Have the Alien player grab the pitchfork then have player 2 grab the ray gun which drops from the alien player. At this point you can "trade" the weapon.

Harpoon = +5 Strength, +2 Magic, -3 Agility | Dropped: Eskimos, Snow World
Lance: +4 Strength, +2 Defense, -2 Agility | Bought: Snow Store
Sai = -2 Defense, +6 Agility (Critical Hit Ability) | Dropped: Ninja Pirates, Pirate Ship
Unicorn Horn = -3 Strength, +6 Magic, +1 Defense | Dropped: Unicorn, Wizard Castle Interior – Kill Painter when there is a unicorn in the room
SPACE
Steak = +4 Strength, -2 Magic, +4 Agility | Found: Ice Castle - Hanging on the wall on the second screen.
Sausage = +1 Strength, +1 Magic | Dig - Desert Chase - First X
Lobster = -1 Strength, +1 Agility | Dig - Tall Grass Fields - On the beach at beginning
Umbrella = -2 Strength, +3 Defense | Dig - Tall Grass Fields - In front of the rain dancing miniboss hut

Group 8
Battle Axe = +0 Strength | Given: One of the four knights' starting weapons.
Black Katana = +2 Magic, +7 Defense | Dropped: Winged Knight, Wizard Castle Interior
Crystal Sword = (Ice Ability) | Dig - Ice Castle - In the screen where the boss appears and disappears with the princess, need Pazzo
Candlestick = -1 Strength, +1 Magic (Fire Ability) | Dig: The Marsh - After you defeat skeletons and walk past the houses.
Black Hammer = +1 Strength (Critical Hit Ability) | Found : The Marsh - After you get past the hut, there is a series of gravestones. Break the top left most gravestone after the hut.
SPACE
Fishing Rod = -1 Strength, -1 Magic, -1 Defense | Found: The Marsh - Take the cardinal into The Marsh. You'll get it in the section after where the flying knight comes in.
Wrench = +1 Strength, -1 Magic (Critical Hit Ability) | Found: Tall Grass Fields - In the beginning a guy is working on a catapult, behind him.
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Group 9
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Spear = -2 Strength, +4 Agility (Critical Hit Ability) | Found: Medusa's Lair - Break all the fish statues, one of them has the weapon in it
SPACE
Glowing Red Rod = -4 Strength, +5 Magic, +5 Defense (Critical Hit Ability) | Dropped: Black Mages, Wizard Castle Interior
Chicken = +2 Magic, -1 Defense, +1 Agility | Dig: Snow World - X under the first set of houses
Flaming Sword = +2 Strength, +2 Magic, +2 Agility (Fire Ability) | Dropped: Wizard, Final Battle

[Terin]

Um....I have the chainsaw.wat?

Pics or it didn't happen. Even if it's a cell phone pic or something.

[Heathen]

kk...will edit. Its right before the baseball bat.


EDIT:

:gonk: No means of photo but I SWEAR I HAVE IT.
Its lame really.
No sound effects like RAAAAWNNR.


All the websites show "BLANK" right there so wtf glitch?
The Alien blaster was a glitch and I have that too :/


Its - 2 Agi
+ 4 Def
Critical hit Effect.