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Zeph
September 8th, 2008, 05:09 PM
I just found out that one of my friends is a furry. He's browsing a furry alliance organization website and is looking at furry pictures and stuff while the professor is lecturing. What should I do? I dont think I can unsee it.
Syuusuke
September 8th, 2008, 05:11 PM
Immerse yourself in your favorite types of porn you enjoy while he watches those oddities.
While you may not be able to unsee, you can forget it, eventually. How? I don't know, just don't become a fanatic.
Sel
September 8th, 2008, 05:12 PM
go find your own furry porn
Hotrod
September 8th, 2008, 05:17 PM
Kill your friend?
thehoodedsmack
September 8th, 2008, 05:27 PM
Slap dat ho.
SnaFuBAR
September 8th, 2008, 05:45 PM
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/3503/seenul3vo7.jpg
flibitijibibo
September 8th, 2008, 06:02 PM
Just tell him to stop yiffing in class. Use my sig if you have to.
CN3089
September 8th, 2008, 06:19 PM
Find a new friend.
n00b1n8R
September 8th, 2008, 08:50 PM
Kill him. You'll do humanity a favour and get some free meat!
LlamaMaster
September 8th, 2008, 09:05 PM
Go find some guro. After you see that, furry will look softcore.
Rentafence
September 8th, 2008, 09:16 PM
Furry guro
n00b1n8R
September 8th, 2008, 09:30 PM
:gonk:
ultama121
September 8th, 2008, 09:41 PM
I just looked up what guro was on both the wiki and Dramatica...
http://www.giantrobeast.com/cs_tags/gonk.jpg
adumass
September 8th, 2008, 10:05 PM
If you can't save him someway.. I guess you have to kill him.:downs: Or you can....... join him.
Jarocks
September 8th, 2008, 10:06 PM
Kill your friend, you're doing him and the world a HUGE favor.
InnerGoat
September 8th, 2008, 10:20 PM
Find a new friend.
Agreed.
Kalub
September 8th, 2008, 10:21 PM
show him the last furry you found yiffing....
you know the one in your closet?
legionaire45
September 8th, 2008, 10:23 PM
show him the last furry you found yiffing....
you know the one in your closet?
...that you hit every night...
Kalub
September 8th, 2008, 11:03 PM
Yea sorry, must have passed out before I finished typing.....
legionaire45
September 8th, 2008, 11:11 PM
Hey guys look at this delicious furryness (http://dagobah.biz/flash/eruru.swf)
Furry Bait. Let's see who responds...
LlamaMaster
September 8th, 2008, 11:15 PM
I clicked.
I just looked up what guro was on both the wiki and Dramatica...
Bahahahahhah!!! ..........HAHAHAHHAHA!!1!! ......LMAO .....fuckin' own3d. Protip: Use urban dictionary next time.
itszutak
September 8th, 2008, 11:20 PM
Don't intervene unless he has a fursuit. By then, he's too far gone and can be disposed of. Preferably with napalm or something.
If he just looks at furry stuff he's like half of the Internet
legionaire45
September 9th, 2008, 01:11 AM
Semi off topic.
But the pain was too great.
The elections are cancelled. It's official. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pU2SEkBb4I)
Bodzilla
September 9th, 2008, 01:59 AM
what teh fuck is guro ://////////
p0lar_bear
September 9th, 2008, 02:10 AM
what teh fuck is guro ://////////
Look it up on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Zeph: can you scare the shit out of him by messaging him or something while he browses? :haw:
rossmum
September 9th, 2008, 02:59 AM
what teh fuck is guro ://////////
I was going to describe how awful it is, then realised I couldn't.
e/
Guro is essentially grotesque pornography, more common in hentai and Go Nagai anime. Extreme examples of Guro include diarrhoea scat, necrophilia, amputee sex, skull-fucking and violent rape.
more or less
The_Wraith
September 9th, 2008, 03:02 AM
I suggest: Leaving other people's lives alone.
Damn, that's hardcore advice. Sorry. :(
rossmum
September 9th, 2008, 03:04 AM
problem:
furries are not people
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-pseudo.gif
CN3089
September 9th, 2008, 07:05 AM
problem:
furries are not people
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-pseudo.gif
No, they're people, just worthless ones that should all be exterminated http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-hitler.gif
Party_Grunt
September 9th, 2008, 07:15 AM
No, they're people, just worthless ones that should all be exterminated http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-hitler.gifSounds like we need a final solution to the furry problem. Fursecution anyone?
Sel
September 9th, 2008, 07:25 AM
Did someone say final solution?
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l42/selentic/LOL-3.jpg
Party_Grunt
September 9th, 2008, 07:31 AM
Did someone say final solution?
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l42/selentic/LOL-3.jpg
It's kinda funny, because many furrys compare themselves to the Jews, like they were persecured and sent to tourture camps. They somehow think that their lack of being accepted is the same as the treatment the Jews got during the Holocaust.
Pyong Kawaguchi
September 9th, 2008, 11:52 AM
I assume the furocaust will exist soon!
Also, one friend said he wanted to be a furry (jokingly) because people looked funny in the suits, and they make a shitload of $$ from selling the suits.
rossmum
September 9th, 2008, 04:28 PM
It's kinda funny, because many furrys compare themselves to the Jews, like they were persecured and sent to tourture camps. They somehow think that their lack of being accepted is the same as the treatment the Jews got during the Holocaust.
suddenly a quarter of me feels very dirty and about twice as offended
Con
September 9th, 2008, 06:29 PM
record it and put it on youtube for people to lol at when you make it known to everyone in the room that he's watching furry pronz
ultama121
September 9th, 2008, 08:56 PM
Hey guys look at this delicious furryness (http://dagobah.biz/flash/eruru.swf)
Furry Bait. Let's see who responds...
BONER TENTATIVE.
NO
Well I do like anime stuff...
NO
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-doom.gif
Party_Grunt
September 9th, 2008, 09:21 PM
http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/7035/489pxhistoryrepeatsfb9.gif
Why we need moar fursection. Yiff in hell furries.:suicide:
Pooky
September 9th, 2008, 10:26 PM
At first I thought all those spears were a bunch of cocks trying to what what that thing in the butt <_<
Bodzilla
September 10th, 2008, 02:35 AM
At first I thought all those spears were a bunch of cocks trying to what what that thing in the butt <_<
dear god pooky >_____________________>
p0lar_bear
September 10th, 2008, 04:40 AM
dear god pooky >_____________________>
Bod, this is furry "art" we're talking about, mmkay? I wouldn't be surprised if there WAS a version of that image where the spears were dicks. :phonegonk:
And in response to that image,
http://www.earlyamerica.com/review/2005_winter_spring/images/teaparty4.jpg
Freedom of Speech. Don't forget why we [Americans] have it.
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