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September 14th, 2008, 10:22 PM
If you are like me, then you like meat. You eat you're spaghetti with tons bigass meatballs. Whenever you go to a resteraunt, you get a whole chicken with extra gravy, or a massive juicy steak, or a tripple bacon cheeseburger. You tear into a rack of tender fall-off-the-bone ribs without even a seccond thought about the farm animal it came from. All you think of is that succulent chunk of meat and barbecue sauce enlightening you're tastebuds.
Sadly, the whole world does not think this way. There are a group of people called vegetarians. These people have devoted their life to staying away from meat products, because they don't like the taste, or they think it will make them "cool", or they can't stand hurting animals for the sake of a meal. Terrible I know, but sadly, it gets worse. Vegans. The mere sound of the word sends a shiver down one's spine, as if if were the name of Lucifer himself. (though even the devil eats meat.) These individuals not only keep their plates free of meat, but they also keep stay away from any product that comes from an animal. Meat, fish, dairy, even wool and leather. These spawns of hell survive off of organic grains and vegetables. And tofu. *shudders* Yes tofu. A vile and putrid witches' concoction of condenced soymilk and god only knows what else.
Don't get me wrong, i like animals as much as the next guy, but farm animals who were born to be my supper do not have rights. I like those animals where they belong. On my plate.
Bon apetite!
Top 20 reasons why Vegans/vegetarians suck:
1. Meat is DELICIOUS!!!!!
2. Vegetables are NOT!!!
3. Farm animals don't have rights.
4. Vegans: Eggs are not meat. Farming eggs do not harm chickens. Same thing applies for wool.
5. Vegetarians: Fish IS meat. Just because pigs cows chickens and turkeys it's cute and cuddly doesn't mean they should have more rights than fish. fucking hypocrates.
6. Cow farts are one of the major causes of greenhouse gas emissions. By not killing them, you are killing the WHOLE PLANET!!
7. Steak.
8. Tofu is gross. Its like eating shit in cube form.
9. There are more jobs in livestock then there is in the tofu industry. You are hurting the economy.
10. Nuts and tofu do not have as much nutrients as meat and dairy. It is not healthier to be vegan.
11. If you are just a vegetarian because you don't like meat, than you are wrong. Meat is delicious.There is nothing tastier than meat.
12. Vegans: Pizza does not taste as good with just the sauce.
13. The animals we eat were born to die. It is their purpose. Their destiny. You cannot control destiny.
14. These animals live great lives. They are pampered and fed as much as they want. They live like kings. Most of these animals would not survive in the wild. Many of them probably would not exist today if not for specialty breeding and protection from predators.
15. Vegans: I personally would rather have my milk from a cow, than some guy's dick.
16. Turkeys have been known to drown from looking up with their mouths open in the rain. They don't deserve to live.
17. Chickens can survive for a few secconds with their head cut off. One survived for eight months. They don't deserve to live.
18. Fur coats are warmer than other coats.
19. To anyone who boycotts KFC because of how they treat their chickens: a) The chickens are probably too stupid to know they're in pain. b) Have you ever tried KFC chicken? Holy shit. It's finger lickin' good!!!
20. Semen is high in protein.
NEW! :
21. Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian. Vegetarians support Adolf Hitler.
(He also only had one testicle. another thing he and vegetarians have in common. )
The preceding was not meant to offend anyone. It was all meat jokingly. If you were offended, i am deeply sorry. If you want me, I'll be at KFC.
Any comments?
Discuss.
Sadly, the whole world does not think this way. There are a group of people called vegetarians. These people have devoted their life to staying away from meat products, because they don't like the taste, or they think it will make them "cool", or they can't stand hurting animals for the sake of a meal. Terrible I know, but sadly, it gets worse. Vegans. The mere sound of the word sends a shiver down one's spine, as if if were the name of Lucifer himself. (though even the devil eats meat.) These individuals not only keep their plates free of meat, but they also keep stay away from any product that comes from an animal. Meat, fish, dairy, even wool and leather. These spawns of hell survive off of organic grains and vegetables. And tofu. *shudders* Yes tofu. A vile and putrid witches' concoction of condenced soymilk and god only knows what else.
Don't get me wrong, i like animals as much as the next guy, but farm animals who were born to be my supper do not have rights. I like those animals where they belong. On my plate.
Bon apetite!
Top 20 reasons why Vegans/vegetarians suck:
1. Meat is DELICIOUS!!!!!
2. Vegetables are NOT!!!
3. Farm animals don't have rights.
4. Vegans: Eggs are not meat. Farming eggs do not harm chickens. Same thing applies for wool.
5. Vegetarians: Fish IS meat. Just because pigs cows chickens and turkeys it's cute and cuddly doesn't mean they should have more rights than fish. fucking hypocrates.
6. Cow farts are one of the major causes of greenhouse gas emissions. By not killing them, you are killing the WHOLE PLANET!!
7. Steak.
8. Tofu is gross. Its like eating shit in cube form.
9. There are more jobs in livestock then there is in the tofu industry. You are hurting the economy.
10. Nuts and tofu do not have as much nutrients as meat and dairy. It is not healthier to be vegan.
11. If you are just a vegetarian because you don't like meat, than you are wrong. Meat is delicious.There is nothing tastier than meat.
12. Vegans: Pizza does not taste as good with just the sauce.
13. The animals we eat were born to die. It is their purpose. Their destiny. You cannot control destiny.
14. These animals live great lives. They are pampered and fed as much as they want. They live like kings. Most of these animals would not survive in the wild. Many of them probably would not exist today if not for specialty breeding and protection from predators.
15. Vegans: I personally would rather have my milk from a cow, than some guy's dick.
16. Turkeys have been known to drown from looking up with their mouths open in the rain. They don't deserve to live.
17. Chickens can survive for a few secconds with their head cut off. One survived for eight months. They don't deserve to live.
18. Fur coats are warmer than other coats.
19. To anyone who boycotts KFC because of how they treat their chickens: a) The chickens are probably too stupid to know they're in pain. b) Have you ever tried KFC chicken? Holy shit. It's finger lickin' good!!!
20. Semen is high in protein.
NEW! :
21. Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian. Vegetarians support Adolf Hitler.
(He also only had one testicle. another thing he and vegetarians have in common. )
The preceding was not meant to offend anyone. It was all meat jokingly. If you were offended, i am deeply sorry. If you want me, I'll be at KFC.
Any comments?
Discuss.