Your weapon of Choice?

[DaneO'Roo]

Ok, think about a scenario, where your in grave danger, and you get to have any weapon you want and be able to use it anyway you want.

Whats your weapon of choice? Post pics if you can find them :)


mine would have to be:

http://www.gungfu.com/pics_general/pics_swords/swords_ninja-deluxe.jpg

[Pooky]

http://www.strategic-air-command.com/missiles/Peacekeeper/images/peacekeepr-missile-home.jpg

[WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ]

http://www.wwiiguns.com/shop/images/g43_07t_wwii.jpg

[Boba]

http://www4.nau.edu/cas/Plan-Dev/graphics/BldgMtrl/Stone/12%20dc%20stone.JPG

[SnaFuBAR]

cuz it rapes.

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6277/wp78yw4.jpg

[CtrlAltDestroy]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4174/pikachurg3.jpg W-chhhhhhhhhh!!1

[Hurrvish]

goatse
lol jk

a rock
a BIIIIIG rock
one that a whole platoon would have to share:D

[n00b1n8R]

http://halo.wikia.com/images/thumb/e/e7/Installation_05.jpg/800px-Installation_05.jpg

[HDoan]

damn you stole my ideas... exept for one!
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:em5erFsMK6VXaM:http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/16387/pokeball.jpg

[Arteen]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/The_Majora%27s_Mask_Moon.jpg

[Limited]

Ancient chinese monk that lives on the top of catmando

[WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/The_Majora%27s_Mask_Moon.jpgLmao, the moon for Majora's Mask. :x

[Mr Buckshot]

http://www.freie-waffen.com/catalog/images/big/PAKWaltherP99Schwarz.jpg

Because I'm a diehard 007 fan.

[Hurrvish]

http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/25/Dancewhoop.gif (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Image:Dancewhoop.gif)

[legionaire45]

http://www.jb370.de/data/clanky/g36/G36.jpg

oh, and:

http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/7e/1155195198244.gif

and:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4f/IMMA_CHARGIN_MAH_LAZER_6.jpg

[Timo]

http://www.astralwerks.com/fbs/woc/wallpaper1.jpg

[k4is3rxkh40s]

Something along the lines of this...
http://www.mahq.net/Mecha/Gundam/w-msv/gundamsuper-armedtank.jpg

or

http://www.mahq.net/Mecha/Gundam/w-msv/xxxg-01db.jpg
http://www.mahq.net/Mecha/Gundam/w-msv/xxxg-01db.htm

[RaVNzCRoFT]

http://www.playchild.com/catalog/images/baseball-sm.jpg

It may be 100% plastic, but it's also 100% evil. :lol:

[Stealth]

http://www.supercrossking.com/images/mxgirls/large/SexyGirlGallonMotocrossBike.jpg
Need I say more...

[Pooky]

http://www.supercrossking.com/images/mxgirls/large/SexyGirlGallonMotocrossBike.jpg
Need I say more...


omg barbie :lol:

[legionaire45]

http://www.supercrossking.com/images/mxgirls/large/SexyGirlGallonMotocrossBike.jpg
Need I say more...

So she jumps on you and then you kill the enemy while they are boneing her?

[PenGuin1362]

http://www.specialoperations.com/Images_Folder/library11/minigun.gif

bitch please

[n00b1n8R]

http://www.adog.ws/dog-names/dog-names.jpg

"woof woof"

[legionaire45]

http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/3/6123164857.jpg (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=4903146)
meow.

[Chief117]

http://www.militaryfactory.com/smallarms/imgs/xm8.jpgThat and http://eastcoastpropers.com/arddone9.jpgThat.

[Bodzilla]

my weapon of choice is a carton of eggs.
I'm gunna bombard u with eggs for so long you'll die by cholesterol

[~ZMT~Trace]

http://www.weapons-systems.com/images/egeflb.jpg

Boom goes your head!

edit:

http://www.strategic-air-command.com/missiles/Peacekeeper/images/peacekeepr-missile-home.jpg


0MG, LIEK NO SW N00B!

[Champ]

http://www.playchild.com/catalog/images/baseball-sm.jpg

It may be 100% plastic, but it's also 100% evil. :lol:
Please, Cartman couldn't even kill Kyle with one of those things.

[Pred1ator]

my weapon of choice
http://webzoom.freewebs.com/rspca_medway_west/Hampster%201.JPG

[~ZMT~Trace]

Cancel that, this is my Weapon Of Choice;

http://thetruthoftoday.com/WMD/2006/20060706/scud-launcher.jpg

[BobtheGreatII]

:)
http://zelda-fans.com/blog/wp-content/images/Master%20Sword%201.jpg

[~ZMT~Trace]

:)
http://zelda-fans.com/blog/wp-content/images/Master%20Sword%201.jpg


Psh, my SCUD could easily shatter your sword into a bajilloin pieces.

[BobtheGreatII]

But, who would want to destroy the Master Sword :fail:

[~ZMT~Trace]

But, who would want to destroy the Master Sword :fail:


Thats not the Master Sword. It has a star where The Triforce should be.

[mR_r0b0to]

http://www.roadsquadron.com/Reference/ANH/DS/DS1_01.jpg

[CN3089]

http://www.strategic-air-command.com/missiles/Peacekeeper/images/peacekeepr-missile-home.jpg
should have been
THREAD DESTROYED


also;
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/ee4d971c.jpg


Take your XM8 and shove it http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-c00l.gif

[Corgy]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1144/prayerws5.jpg


http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3913/emotcatholiccg9.gif

[Varmint260]

Pardon the vulgarities... but THIS is my weapon of choice (that and Timo's).
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y259/Varmint264/assholerepellant.jpg

[n00b1n8R]

would somebody like to explain what this "shoop da woop" thing is?

[CN3089]

would somebody like to explain what this "shoop da woop" thing is?

No. It's horrifically stupid. Don't ask about it.

[legionaire45]

Bring out the book of Armaments!

link. (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Shoop_da_whoop)

[ExAm]

http://www.defence.gov.au/dmo/lsd/land907/images/M1A1_6r.jpg
http://www.army-technology.com/projects/abrams/images/abram110.jpg
http://kalaniosullivan.com/KunsanAB/8thFW/Pics/m1a1%20abrams%2005.jpg
The name in the last pic is false. Whoever labeled it didn't pay attention to the CITV unit on top of the left front of the turret. It's an M1A2. The latest version.

I don't care who the fuck you are. It owns all.

Also:
http://discoverychannel.co.uk/future_weapons/gallery/barrett_rifle/asset/f4af90f2c72a4848d26c90ad8e98405ab46538fc.jpg


Dear GOD this person is retarded!
WARNING: EXTREME MISLABELING (http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/220811)

[CN3089]

M1A2

The Leopard 2 is better. http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-colbert.gif

[SnaFuBAR]

a10 thunderbolt > tank battalion http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-colbert.gif

[DaneO'Roo]

:O

Shoop Dah Whoop is awesome. It makes absolutely no sense, i just find it funneh.

Great weaps everyone :D I wish I could find a pic of another one i was looking for.

[rossmum]

a10 thunderbolt > tank battalion http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-colbert.gif
F-22 beats your A-10 AND a tank battalion :woop:

On the ground: M1A2.

On foot:
http://efour4ever.com/mg42.jpg

In the air:
http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/f-22-19990601-f-0000l-001.jpg

In the sea: Forget it.

[Btd69]

http://scoutmaster.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/wenger_264.jpg

[Pooky]

Cancel that, this is my Weapon Of Choice;

http://thetruthoftoday.com/WMD/2006/20060706/scud-launcher.jpg



My peacekeeper owns your ancient Russian crap!

[Limited]

http://www.schools.mod.uk/student/fun/wallpapers/apache600.jpg

Apache + Challenge 2 = :O Dead terrorists

[CN3089]

a10 thunderbolt > friendly tank battalion http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-colbert.gif

Fixed http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-eng101.gif

[ExAm]

The Leopard 2 is better. http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-colbert.gif:picsorstfu:

Also, F35-B JSF > F22 Raptor, 'cuz it's got VTOL
http://www.bf-games.net/fahrzeuge/F35b.jpg

[4RT1LL3RY]

Magnetic Accelerator Cannon Please
http://halo.wikia.com/images/f/ff/Cairo_Mac_firing.jpg
Plasma Torpedoes
http://halo.wikia.com/images/8/81/Torpedo.jpg
and maybe a few orbital lasers
http://afosr-io.afosr.af.mil/image/spacetech.png

[thehoodedsmack]

http://www.heywakeupamerica.com/images/suicide_bomber_1_.jpg

Kamikaze!

[BobtheGreatII]

Thats not the Master Sword. It has a star where The Triforce should be.
Liar, look closer.....It has teh same design as the real master sword.

[TeeKup]

http://www.eve-online.com/screenshots/28112006/14n.jpg

Minmitar Dreadnaught Capital Ship. The Naglafar

[PlasbianX]

My dick, cause it pwns the female noobs.

[TeeKup]

I have another.
http://www.defense-update.com/images/AH-64DLongbow.jpg

If you're a terrorist and you see a squadron of these coming at you, you know you're fucked. Bastard already posted one >____>

[CN3089]

:picsorstfu:
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Leopard2A6.jpg


Also, F35-B JSF > F22 Raptor, 'cuz it's got VTOLActually the F-35 doesn't have a VTOL version. http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-eng101.gif

[Agamemnon]

http://www.googirama.com/albums/Starcraft/protoss_carrier.sized.jpg

[/thread]

[WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ]

Agam wins.

[thehoodedsmack]

What is that? A banana spaceship?

[WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ]

No. It is a Protoss Carrier.

[thehoodedsmack]

Starcraft, eh? Cool.

[Con]

http://www.prutlip.nl/blojsom/resources/dvp/ian.jpgIan Benardo

Seriously, throw that guy in one's direction an they're dead.

[Katarn]

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.engadget.com/media/2007/03/kt220070302173718022.jpg
XK2 Black Panther tank. Amphibious, shoots 120mm rounds 15x a minute; beats an abrahms in every way.

AND the F22 is a fighter while the F-35 is a multipurpose jet, so obviously the F22 will win in a dogfight; though it costs 4 times as much soooooo the F-35 wins because in my logic 4xF-35 > 1xF22 in a dogfight anyway.

[RaVNzCRoFT]

Mutalisk is how I roll. (http://images.gamezone.com/Featureds/starcraftghost.jpg)

[Agamemnon]

http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/starcraft/images/sciencevessel.gif > http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/starcraft/images/mutalisk.gif

[WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ]

Tassadar > all.

I love Tassadar.

[OmegaDragon]

http://www.plastico.tv/contenidos/imagen/chuck_norris_halo.jpg

Does Chuck Norris need an explanation?

[Teroh]

Not my weapon of choice, but still cool.
http://www.americans-working-together.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/awesome_shoulder_weapon_in_iraq.jpg

[Atty]

http://www.airsoftretreat.com/gallery/data/506/IMG_0827.JPG
http://images.military.com/pics/SoldierTech_HK416-1.jpg
http://www.militaryfactory.com/smallarms/imgs/ak47.jpghttp://forum.powerweb.nl/messages/128287/130250.jpg
http://www.pistolskytte.org/info/vapen/HK_USP.jpg

And of course:
http://www.e-doodle.com/Skinimages/awp.jpg

Any of those will do me fine.

[ExAm]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Leopard2A6.jpg

Actually the F-35 doesn't have a VTOL version. http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-eng101.gif

lolnub - F-35B (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F-35_JSF#F-35B)
Technically it's STOVL, but eh, what's the difference? I've seen video of them taking off vertically.
:woop:

[Cortexian]

Realistically? A G36k with integrated RDS, beta mag, and suppressor:
http://www.mdwguns.com/G36k%20SD.jpg


Unrealistically:
Something along the lines of an ACU, from there I could just conquer the universe with my armys and be named the Supreme Commander ;)

http://pcmedia.ign.com/pc/image/article/768/768767/supreme-commanders-uef-units-part-3-large-units-20070227060152388.jpg

I'm sorry guys but, I hate to say this because I'm an avid Starcrafter, but Supreme Commander > Starcraft.

Now [/Thread]

[Varmint260]

http://www.plastico.tv/contenidos/imagen/chuck_norris_halo.jpg

Does Chuck Norris need an explanation?

I was seriously wondering when someone would post Chuck Norris on this thread. And yes, Agamemnon wins; Protoss Carriers are t3h w1n.

[I_Am_Error117]

50 cal sniper, in Iraq they mount these beasts on humves and there have been reports of kills from 2000m away these are beasts
Links:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnO3LMEWZwk&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1trjyYZF60

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09ThSJaIPHk&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP6eQ8md3to&mode=related&search=

[DaneO'Roo]

Ah found it

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b226/osagej7/Joshua/180px-Barbera_Streisand.jpg

ok, NOW [/thread]

[SnaFuBAR]

Fixed http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-eng101.gif
the brits learned that the hard way i hear.:rolleyes:

[Hotrod]

This is my choice :

http://www.filerushnews.com/gallery/d/68916-2/supreme_commander_e3-18.jpg

[rossmum]

/pants at the above
/vomit at Dane's post.

[mech]

Aids and locust.

[HDoan]

easiest way to defeat a foe,
http://images.google.ca/url?q=http://www.michael-jackson.com/mj2002.jpg&usg=___9zpGw_8PpJVgEwtHTqeQ870v6M= make them stare at this

[Hurrvish]

yarrrr..... my eyes hurt

[legionaire45]

http://www.googirama.com/albums/Starcraft/protoss_carrier.sized.jpg

[/thread]

Those things still give me nightmares...when my friend was teaching me how to play SC a while ago he used to flood me with 10-15 of those fully loaded...My only defense was to hold them off basically using last ditch measures, retreat my flying terrain buildings off and pray...

[ExAm]

Aaand, what are they?

[CN3089]

Aaand, what are they?

hey guys let's not read the thread http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-downs.gif

[rossmum]

Those things still give me nightmares...when my friend was teaching me how to play SC a while ago he used to flood me with 10-15 of those fully loaded...My only defense was to hold them off basically using last ditch measures, retreat my flying terrain buildings off and pray...
10-15 Protoss Carriers? fffffff

Try resisting 75 Mammoth tanks, 40 heavy tanks, 45 V2 launchers, 20 MiGs, 10 Yaks, 20 Hinds, 15 Chinooks fully loaded with infantry, 150 paratroopers, and 5 captured Allied Cruisers. Red Alert was so awesome. (Yes, I did actually build armies that big on a regular basis. Used to line them up in columns of 5 and count across to see how many I had...)

Oh, and one other thing: When playing RTS games, I tend to target a single unit with everything I've got.

</offtopic>

I've just come up with something else, too. Myaschev (sp?) 3MS-2. Looks like the lovechild of a de Havilland Comet and a B-52 :3

[Leiukemia]

HK416, seeing as how I'm making one right now. SHhh

[Cortexian]

Here is my G36 btw:
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5096/dscn2358yl2.jpg

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/3691/dscn2353dq7.jpg

They arn't normal res or dimensions, so yea, they look destorted and retarded with shot tags. They are huge otherwise though, just click on them for normal image...

[ExAm]

hey guys let's not read the thread http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-downs.gif

If you'd care to read it yourself, you'd notice that he didn't actually mention WHAT they were. Rossmum answered it quite nicely in the post he made after yours.

[rossmum]

No, I think he did...

And airsoft? fffff.

[Hurrvish]

paintball in the crotch ftw

[Pooky]

10-15 Protoss Carriers? fffffff

Try resisting 75 Mammoth tanks, 40 heavy tanks, 45 V2 launchers, 20 MiGs, 10 Yaks, 20 Hinds, 15 Chinooks fully loaded with infantry, 150 paratroopers, and 5 captured Allied Cruisers. Red Alert was so awesome. (Yes, I did actually build armies that big on a regular basis. Used to line them up in columns of 5 and count across to see how many I had...)

Oh, and one other thing: When playing RTS games, I tend to target a single unit with everything I've got.

</offtopic>

I've just come up with something else, too. Myaschev (sp?) 3MS-2. Looks like the lovechild of a de Havilland Comet and a B-52 :3

Haha lol Chinook you said Chinook.

Chinook, what a silly name :lol:

[n00b1n8R]

says "pooky"

[CN3089]

If you'd care to read it yourself, you'd notice that he didn't actually mention WHAT they were. Rossmum answered it quite nicely in the post he made after yours.

No. It is a Protoss Carrier.

~http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/awesome.png>


silly

[ExAm]

*shame*

[Agamemnon]

Those things still give me nightmares...when my friend was teaching me how to play SC a while ago he used to flood me with 10-15 of those fully loaded...My only defense was to hold them off basically using last ditch measures, retreat my flying terrain buildings off and pray...
Yeah, the whole premise around Starcraft is to win the game and not wait until everyone is on the same tech level because they'll just be building the hard hitters. Effectively, you could've EMP'd the fleet and sent in a combo of stealth wraiths/valks. But you know well enough that if you see enemy carriers/cruisers/guardians cruising around with ease around the map that it's going to end very soon. Don't wait to build up a huge force and attack; send in small waves continuously to keep your enemy busy and to make him think that you've got the resources and power to keep churning out what you're hitting him with. Use that psychological warfare. :p

[Caboos001]

http://www.michael-jackson.com/mj2002.jpg
MY GOD! ME EYES HAVE ESPLOSED!
One look and anything will retreat…mainly children…
YAY JESUS JUICE!!!

[Elite Killa]

http://dwp.bigplanet.com/classique/nss-folder/pictures/breakfast.jpg
The enemy will gorge itself until it is freakishly huge and sluggish, making it vulnerable to a nuclear missle:

http://hometown.aol.com/ntspark/myhomepage/DataWheel6.gif

[Agamemnon]

That "nuclear missile" looks like a UAV.

[Hotrod]

I'd say that it looks more like a unmanned plane on the back of a truck. And please don't post that picture anymore Caboose001, it freaks many people out...

[Caboos001]

It took all the courage I could find...and then some! to so much as click on the image on google 0_o I’m gunna have some fucked up dreams for the rest of the month...

:suicide:

[Champ]

http://www.airsoftretreat.com/gallery/data/506/IMG_0827.JPG
http://images.military.com/pics/SoldierTech_HK416-1.jpg
http://www.militaryfactory.com/smallarms/imgs/ak47.jpghttp://forum.powerweb.nl/messages/128287/130250.jpg
http://www.pistolskytte.org/info/vapen/HK_USP.jpg

And of course:
http://www.e-doodle.com/Skinimages/awp.jpg

Any of those will do me fine.
We got a real css-badass on our hands here. :rolleyes:

[Caboos001]

I take back my last one.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/5446/leafpwntox3.jpg

if you are from the B.Net Maw Forum you will get it.:lol:

[DaneO'Roo]

^ why did they paste the same piece of flame over and over again? they could have easily just drew it in with orange, yellow and white >_>

[WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ]

^ why did they paste the same piece of flame over and over again? they could have easily just drew it in with orange, yellow and white >_>Because people aren't texture gods.:rolleyes:

[CN3089]

That "nuclear missile" looks like a UAV.

I'd say that it looks more like a unmanned plane on the back of a truck.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-sweatdrop.gif

[Xetsuei]

http://theodoregray.com/PeriodicTable/Samples/033.5/s15s.JPG

Pure arsenic.

[someone]

http://doom3.planet-multiplayer.de/images/content/bfg.jpg

It owns them ALL!!!:cool:

[ExAm]

Theodore Gray? The guy who does the Gray Matter column in Popular Science?

[Master Chief]

http://airbrushnow.com.au/gallery/data/media/1/charport-andromedaship.jpg

Anyone who has seen Andromeda (TV show) knows this bad gal can dish out 40 NOVA bombs and turn a black hole into a white hole.

EPIC OWNAGE!!!

[Hurrvish]

Anyone who has seen Andromeda (TV show) knows this bad gal can dish out 40 NOVA bombs and turn a black hole into a white hole.

EPIC OWNAGE!!!

i dont think thats possible, even if the bombs explode before they get sucked
in to the hole

[Xetsuei]

Theodore Gray? The guy who does the Gray Matter column in Popular Science?

I think.

[Elite Killa]

http://www.in.gov/dnr/fishwild/publications/lifeseries/rabbit.jpg
The ultimate weapon of mass destruction. Perfectly capable of wiping out millions with a single pounce.

[Hotrod]

This is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction (if you haven't seen Monty Python And The Holy Grail, go rent it now. And if you have seen it then good job) :

http://www.super8girl.net/archives/killer%20rabbit.jpg

[Rob Oplawar]

^ damn, beat me to it =P

[Hotrod]

Ya, that rabbit can probably beat any other weapon in this thread without any problems, and maybe all of them at once too. Monty Python rules!

[Rob Oplawar]

Yeah. That rabbit's dynamite!

[n00b1n8R]

though python rules, i still see nothing that defeats my ring.
http://halo.wikia.com/images/thumb/e/e7/Installation_05.jpg/800px-Installation_05.jpg

[WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ]

http://www.fpsgaming.us/images/halo_2_flood.jpg

Hurr.

[rossmum]

^ Threadwin.

And no, that "white hole" crap is impossible. Completely. Don't even argue, because physics says you are wrong. :XD:

[Xetsuei]

Xetsuei™;34541']http://theodoregray.com/PeriodicTable/Samples/033.5/s15s.JPG

Pure arsenic.

Physics say I'm right.

[rossmum]

So does chemistry.

[Xetsuei]

Indeed.

[ExAm]

This is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction (if you haven't seen Monty Python And The Holy Grail, go rent it now. And if you have seen it then good job) :

http://www.super8girl.net/archives/killer%20rabbit.jpg


But everyone knows that it may be destroyed with the holy hand grenade:
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail189.jpg

[Hotrod]

But what if there was an army of Killer Rabbits armed with Holy hand grenades? That would beat anything listed in this thread (yes, even the Halo rings n00b1n8R).

[Shmee]

http://www.googirama.com/albums/Starcraft/protoss_carrier.sized.jpg

[/thread]
actually, thats my desktop. I love Starcraft, as u can probably tell by my av.

anyways:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/SW_Executor_01.jpg
(the Executor, not the little star destroyers)

[AAA]

You what? my personal weapon is a personal friend of mine
http://amcop.blogspot.com/Sniper%20kitten.jpg

:ohsnap:

[PenGuin1362]

america is my weapon of choice...you all lose.

http://www.blairstripsteel.com/map%20north%20america.jpg

[Hotrod]

How could America win against an army of Monty Python's Killer Rabbits holding Holy Hand Grenades? Have you seen Monty Python And The Holy Grail? If not, you would understand if you watched it.

[n00b1n8R]

but their is only 1 HHG and killer rabbit.

and are killer rabbits sentient? if so halo pwns them.

[Hurrvish]

i say that a shrinking universe will eventually pwn all

[PenGuin1362]

ah but it has razor sharp teeth. but it was destroyed by a mere holy hand grenade....imagine what a mere holy nuke would do to it

[n00b1n8R]

"and the lord did declareth, that thyne devine nuke be launched at the angle of 37.54 degrees, 37.55 is to much, 37.53, to little. 38 is right out!"

[Hotrod]

Lol +rep for adding to Monty Python's crazy imagination. In plus, the rabbit would probably destroy all the Halos before they could fire. And it could probably kill the shrinking universe somehow...

[rossmum]

http://www.aerospaceweb.org/aircraft/bomber/m4/m4_09.jpg

Myasishev 3MS Bison. Despite its shortcomings, it's a strategic bomber with BICYCLE LANDING GEAR like the U-2 spyplane. 10 points for originality (and an awesome-looking plane) to the Russians.

Beat that, America.

[n00b1n8R]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d4/Keplers_supernova.jpg/300px-Keplers_supernova.jpg
supernova pwns you all.

[ExAm]

i say that a shrinking universe will eventually pwn all

But that theory was conclusively debunked, as the universe's rate of expansion is increasing.

[rossmum]

RXOLUrIXqxw

Soviet Russia owns your supernova with its epic anthem. (YES BLAKE THAT IS A FUCKING JUSTIFIED USE OF THE WORD EPIC >:|)

[DaneO'Roo]

sorry everyone, I'm about to suicide my own thread



http://images.apple.com/games/articles/2004/05/worms3d/images/donkey.jpg
thread won

[n00b1n8R]

you shoulda locked the thread after that :P

@Ross: links or stfu.

[rossmum]

Uh, embedded youtube > links?

And Dane, quite clearly Super Sheep beats the Concrete Donkey.

[n00b1n8R]

they weren't showing up on the other computer :rolleyes:

can't be botherd listening to all of it :P

[PenGuin1362]

Beat that, America.

we already did

http://www.historyplace.com/specials/portraits/presidents/port-jfk.jpg

what now

[rossmum]

oh shit (http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showpost.php?p=4763596&postcount=1)

[Elite Killa]

You all lose.
Attack my evil bunny!
http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-evil-easter-bunny-16P.jpg
See? He has a victim already.



I feel bad for the baby, though...

[Hotrod]

Ya, he must be really freaked out. That and the Monty Python Killer Rabbit would make a really good team.

[CN3089]

Myasishev 3MS Bison. Despite its shortcomings, it's a strategic bomber with BICYCLE LANDING GEAR like the U-2 spyplane. 10 points for originality (and an awesome-looking plane) to the Russians.

Beat that, America.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Usaf.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-patriot.gif

[SnaFuBAR]

typhoon > all

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/290/typhoonko4.jpg
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1043/typhoonopen01yj0.jpg
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/1164/typhoon04up1.jpg

[rossmum]

It's funny, because our really shitty (noisy, unreliable, generally shit) Collins-class diesel subs fucked the Americans up sideways during exercises :XD:

[n00b1n8R]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6M8iudsVN4&NR

[SnaFuBAR]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6M8iudsVN4&NR
Typhoon > PNAC. durr.

1 sub, 100 nuclear warheads. 1 fleet= quite a few more.

i win.

[ExAm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6M8iudsVN4&NR

^tbh

[n00b1n8R]

and wtf are they intending on doing with a fleet of idk... 10,000 warheads? destroying a few low lieing countries?

[ExAm]

It's called M.A.D. (Mutually Assured Destruction) They're a deterrent to anyone who might want to nuke us. If someone launches one at us, and we're not able to stop it, we fire our shit at the attackers, and take them down with us. As far as I know, we don't intend to use them first.

[Xehsin]

Sniper and Battle rifle all the way when im joking around

[ExAm]

Another thing to consider when mentioning Russian superior weaponry, Russia can never win a war. Ever. Why? Because in Soviet Russia, you don't beat enemy, enemy beats you!

[n00b1n8R]

It's called M.A.D. (Mutually Assured Destruction) They're a deterrent to anyone who might want to nuke us. If someone launches one at us, and we're not able to stop it, we fire our shit at the attackers, and take them down with us. As far as I know, we don't intend to use them first.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php

[Champ]

It's funny, because our really shitty (noisy, unreliable, generally shit) Collins-class diesel subs fucked the Americans up sideways during exercises :XD:
Wow, what are you, 9mm part 2?

[legionaire45]

http://world.guns.ru/sniper/ai-as50-1.jpghttp://world.guns.ru/sniper/ai-as50-0.jpghttp://world.guns.ru/sniper/ai-as50-0.jpg

[ExAm]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php

EXACTLY

[rossmum]

Another thing to consider when mentioning Russian superior weaponry, Russia can never win a war. Ever. Why? Because in Soviet Russia, you don't beat enemy, enemy beats you!
Win.


Wow, what are you, 9mm part 2?
No, I just remembered that because Snaf posted the Typhoon. Either way, I'm curious as to how the fuck that happened anyway...

[SnaFuBAR]

Another thing to consider when mentioning Russian superior weaponry, Russia can never win a war. Ever. Why? Because in Soviet Russia, you don't beat enemy, enemy beats you!
i guess nazi germany didn't get the memo:eyesroll:

[Reaper Man]

http://www.morgan.k12.il.us/jvsd117/herget/osage-twig.jpg

[CN3089]

Wow, what are you, 9mm part 2?

Also, the Collins-class subs he's talking about are 25 years newer than the American ones (that were also outnumbered) that took part in the exercise.


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-jerkbag.gif

[rossmum]

They may as well not be for all the fucking noise they make. Bleh.

@ Reaper - Screw that, take a whole blackberry bush. Those things are nasty.

[Reaper Man]

FIEN >:U
http://www.cottamhorseshoes.com/images/anvil.jpg

[n00b1n8R]

^<
http://www.piano-tuning-wales.co.uk/images/pic-grand-piano.jpg

"clang!"

[itszutak]

You fall in a spiked pit! The spikes were poisoned! You are still stuck in a pit! The water demon throws a vial of red liquid! A cloud of darkness falls on you... It hits! It hits! It hits! It bites! It hits! You die...

Do you want your possessions identified? (Y/N)

-----------
|....II...|
|...I@I...| ##.....................
|>..II%....####
|.........|
-------#---



Nethack FTW.

[legionaire45]

Here is my G36 btw:
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5096/dscn2358yl2.jpg

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/3691/dscn2353dq7.jpg

They arn't normal res or dimensions, so yea, they look destorted and retarded with shot tags. They are huge otherwise though, just click on them for normal image...

Oh crap, he has a gun...Hi! CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND ^_^_^?

[Hotrod]

Lol, I wouldn't want to be his enemy. Can I be your friend too!?

[Xetsuei]

Oh crap, he has a gun...Hi! CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND ^_^_^?

It's airsoft. :v

[Hotrod]

It looks pretty real though. Airsoft still hurts.

[ExAm]

Hurts less than paintball, and it's more realistic, too. I declare Airsoft teh winnar.

[n00b1n8R]

the problem is that they can hit you and you can go "na aaa" because theirs no big fat pink stain on your shirt..

[Pooky]

the problem is that they can hit you and you can go "na aaa" because theirs no big fat pink stain on your shirt..

Just keep shooting them until they black out

[stalker 4589]

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Darth_Maul-lightsaber.jpg
http://the-junkyard.net/images/weapons/halo2/battle_rifle.jpg
http://www.voodoo.cz/ah64/pics/hellfire1.jpg
http://www.ritilan.com/archives/images/2004/11/15/111504-6mm-minigun.jpg
http://images.military.com/pics/SoldierTech_Shrike-1.jpg
http://www9.yatego.com/images/44f3fae7990c03.6/Weapon.jpg
http://www.acceleratingfuture.com/michael/blog/images/Nuke2.JPG

what can i say im evil :P

[Hotrod]

Wow... that's all I have to say... I also say that somebody here (not pointing at you stalker 4589, or am I?) would be able to do whatever he wanted to do if he had his choice.

[Leiukemia]

http://images.military.com/pics/SoldierTech_Shrike-1.jpglol, you don't even know how fucking much I want that.

[stalker 4589]

about as much as i want it i bet. look how sexy it is

[Xetsuei]

http://www.ritilan.com/archives/images/2004/11/15/111504-6mm-minigun.jpg


Also airsoft. :v

[rossmum]

@ M4-ish LMG: Oh damn. I want it.

Also,

http://www.bearcraft-online.com/museum/photos/b.67.1.jpg
Su-33 :3

[n00b1n8R]

Xetsuei™;36275']Also airsoft. :v


:omfg:

overkill much?

$$?

[Rob Oplawar]

Xetsuei™;36275']Also airsoft. :v
Jesus christ, that's an airsoft gun?
Note to self: don't play airsoft with stalker...

[rossmum]

:omfg:

overkill much?

$$?
A few grand, if I remember correctly.

Like, 5. At least.

[n00b1n8R]

cough.

how accurate is it?

[rossmum]

No idea. I'm guessing not very, unless you mount it. In which case I've seen one rip a TV apart from about 30m away.

[Xetsuei]

http://www.montysminiguns.com/AirSoftPage.htm <<--

[ExAm]

No idea. I'm guessing not very, unless you mount it. In which case I've seen one rip a TV apart from about 30m away.

Only because you can load it with steel BBs as well.

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/4365/att5qb3.jpg

[n00b1n8R]

ahem :omfg:

is that thing plastic? what's the odds he'd flip that on choppy waves 0.o

[soloblast]

http://www.supremecommander-alliance.com/uploads/RTEmagicC_Galactic_Colossus.jpg.jpgAlso....http://triggur.org/fluffykittens.jpg

[soloblast]

Double post I know... but 3rd pic was too big to fit into 1 post.

http://amcop.blogspot.com/Sniper%20kitten.jpg

[Hotrod]

Yay, Galactic Colossus! And I think that you like cats, am I right?

[ExAm]

Bump. Need more wheaponz.
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/4551/tmasmj9.jpg

[n00b1n8R]

uncyclopedia?

[rossmum]

Bump. Need more wheaponz.
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/4551/tmasmj9.jpg
Indeed it does, and often at the worst possible moments. :p

That stuff is WAY too volatile to be used safely.

[ExAm]

Actually it's from the compchem wiki. I just decided to put some text on there. It was late and I was bored. Now make with the awesome guns and stuff!

[Master Chief]

http://www.battlefieldsports.com/images/morita_sniper.jpg
http://www.camo-store.com/images/Article%20-%20Shotgun%20Manufacturers.jpg
http://www.fas.org/irp/dia/product/art/96_958.jpg

XD pwn time!

- Use shot tags for images larger than 800 x 600. ~ Whiplash

[Emmzee]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/Whoop_ass.jpg/313px-Whoop_ass.jpg (http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/Whoop_ass.jpg)
Tbh.

[Master Chief]

lol can 'o whoop ass!

dear god, i dont want that to be opened on me...

EDIT: can i be your friend?

[rossmum]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/Whoop_ass.jpg/313px-Whoop_ass.jpg (http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/Whoop_ass.jpg)
Tbh.
Nicely done.

[Rob Oplawar]

http://spacebrick.net/pictures/blog_gallery/tripod.jpg

I melt you with my heat ray.

[Leiukemia]

http://www.battlefieldsports.com/images/morita_sniper.jpg

That's fucking gross. gtfo tbh.

[WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ]

What the hell is it?

[Xetsuei]

Pulse rifle?

[BobtheGreatII]

What the hell is it?
Gay :eyesroll:

[WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ]

What?

[n00b1n8R]

even i can tell that sucks :O

[TeeKup]

What the hell is it?

A boxy peice of crap?

[n00b1n8R]

"needs more smoothing groups"

[BobtheGreatII]

This is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction (if you haven't seen Monty Python And The Holy Grail, go rent it now. And if you have seen it then good job) :

http://www.super8girl.net/archives/killer%20rabbit.jpg


If I own it can I have a cookie? Special edition and all. Including singalong :XD: LoL Anyway nice one.

[ExAm]

http://www.battlefieldsports.com/images/morita_sniper.jpg

That's fucking gross. gtfo tbh.

It's a paintball sniper rifle. I saw this image ages ago.

[Hotrod]

If I own it can I have a cookie? Special edition and all. Including singalong :XD: LoL Anyway nice one.

Sure, why not. I must warn you though, you don't want me to start singing.