Revalation! George Lucas is in cahoots with the communists!

[Boba]

So, here I was, masturbating to Star Wars like I do every Saturday night, when a reoccurring theme reared its head:

George Lucas is a communist.

Just look at the LAAT gunship from the second episode.

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/5/5f/LAAT.jpg

Innocent transport? Or is it a..

Mi-24 Hind?!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Mi24CP.jpg

OR, what about the AIAT/i Gunship?
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/1/1b/Jasterslegacy_negvv.jpg
Is it what it appears? Examine it, and it's clearly a..

Beriev Be-12!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/Beriev_Be-12_Gelenzhik_2Sept2004.jpg

What about Han Solo's busty broad Chewbacca?
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/7/73/Chewbaccaheadshot.jpg/488px-Chewbaccaheadshot.jpg

He's a lovable character until you see through his disguise, revealing his true identity: Che Guevara.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/GuerrilleroHeroico.jpg
Do you see it? I sure fucking do. It's really looking bad for mister Lucas.

Here, the symbol for the Rebel Alliance?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2a/Rebel_Alliance_logo.svg/300px-Rebel_Alliance_logo.svg.png
But, as you invert it... a pointy hammer is revealed, representing the sharp and focused might of the Soviet Union; the hammer is also used in the infamous Hammer and Sickle.
http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/5900/300pxrebelalliancelogosos3.png
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7e/Hammer_and_sickle.svg/414px-Hammer_and_sickle.svg.png
Coincidence? I think not.
My last point: a picture of the cult leader himself, George Lucas.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/54/George_Lucas%2C_Pasadena.jpg/800px-George_Lucas%2C_Pasadena.jpg
Now, let me transpose a picture of the famous 'red star' of the soviet union.
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/91/800pxgeorgelucaspasadendk8.jpg
And, a picture of the 'Red star' by itself.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/34/Red_star.svg/630px-Red_star.svg.png
Here, let me show you the image again.
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/91/800pxgeorgelucaspasadendk8.jpg
If you look closely, you will see a red star on his face. As far fetched as it may seem, it's there.

I have spent many weeks uncovering this warmonger's campaign against our children, I hope you can use this to your advantage: remove any of 'Comrade Lucas' work from your home to prevent any Communist infection. Carry on my fellow freedom fighters, carry on.

[JDMFSeanP]

FLAWLESS VICTORY

[Heathen]

I'd reply, but I cant.

Your logic has stunned my fingers.

[BobtheGreatII]

Much win detected here.

[Anton]

:lol:

[Heathen]

in before someone walks in and takes it srsly.

[CN3089]

that's not true


that's impossible!

[ICEE]

This is of epic colbertian proportions.

[Rob Oplawar]

up next:
Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Last Kingdom of the Capitalist State of Doom!

[LlamaMaster]

I'm at a loss for words. I can't tell if boba won or not. :confused:

[Pope]

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/893/claphandsspy9.gif

[ExAm]

that's not true


that's impossible!Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

[DrunkenSamus]

Fucking epic. I wonder what would happen if the Soviet Union and Star Wars were to merge...

[thehoodedsmack]

Damn it Boba, stop drinking the hooch.

[Hotrod]

OMG, I knew that the red star on his face meant something.

[Zeph]

I just woke up to a steaming pile of :facepalm:

[Kornman00]

HEY!

Leave Che out of this :|

[teh lag]

this thread is so good i came in my pants

a+ detective work boba

[FRain]

FLAWLESS VICTORY

FATALITY

[Con]

FATALITY
HUMILIATION

Keep it up Boba, you are an inspiration :rolleyes:

[Xetsuei]

Someone post this on a Star Wars fan site.

[Heathen]

Wait...isn't this what this is? :tinfoil:

[itszutak]

Well, shit. Is it too late to stop him?

(also Xet why is your avatar a 7)

[FRain]

Well, shit. Is it too late to stop him?

(also Xet why is your avatar a 7)

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Rentafence]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Heathen]

Hurr. Here it comes.

[SnaFuBAR]

(also Xet why is your avatar a 7)
oh shit, waiting for xet's reply

[ExAm]

I don't care what the people at Fender say, that's a goddamn 7. Unless they're trying to speak l337 and failing, then it doesn't make any sense.

[itszutak]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!oh god your sigs match up
They like tell a story or something

[Bad Waffle]

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/3770/15648594em2.jpg