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ExAm
October 6th, 2008, 12:00 AM
Just found this (http://helpbubba.synthasite.com/) on reddit:



Bubba is a very special cat with special needs. I adopted him from a well respected, cageless, no-kill shelter. He spent two of his crucial kittenhood months on the tough streets of Chicago. The shelter did their best to socialize Bubba, but he remained shy and timid. Within the first month of owning Bubba, he suffered multiple food allergies, FUD, and needed an amputation for a previous leg injury that did not heal properly. Although he has bonded strongly with my husband and me, Bubba is still uncomfortable around visitors. He gets very anxious and will hiss and hide.

I hate to think of Bubba's distress when company comes over. He has already been through so much in his short life. My husband and I have tried many behavior and training techniques, including play therapy, to help Bubba overcome his shyness. We have spoken with several animal behaviorists and they all seem to think Bubba's shyness is a result of losing his mother at an age which is usually too young for a kitten to be weaned, living on the streets as a kitten and being forced to fend for himself, and the poor state of his health for the first few months of his life. Add to this the stress of shelter life and you have one neurotic kitty.

Out of desperation and concern for Bubba's emotional health, we finally called in a pet psychic. I know. You think pet psychics are scammers. I did too until I saw how Bubba, who usually hisses at everyone prior to hiding under the couch, had full trust in the pet psychic immediately. The tears welled in my eyes as I saw Bubba purring in contentment while in her lap. I knew at that moment she was the real deal.

Through speaking to Bubba telepathically, the psychic determined that Bubba is so shy because HE is really a SHE. Bubba is transgendered. Bubba suffers from low self-image and has been mentally distraught because she has been forced to live in a male cat body for so long.

The ratio of trans-cats is similar to that of humans that are transgendered. This phenomenon has gone unnoticed in the scientific community as most people have not paid enough attention to the emotional health of their pets. I am working closely with the pet psychic these days to realize Bubba's wants and needs. Bubba seems to be improving.

I am starting this site to raise national awareness of transgendered pets, to raise money to enable Bubba to continue his therapy sessions with the pet psychic, and to raise funds for Bubba's upcoming gender reassignment surgery.

If this story has touched you, please feel free to donate to my cause. Bubba and transgendered pets everywhere thank you for your kindness and support. I thank you for your time, your compassion, and your generosity. Please help Bubba's cause. Spread the word about this site to everyone you know. Every donation, no matter how small, helps. Help me to help save Bubba. Uh,

I'm sorry, WHAT!?

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Kalub
October 6th, 2008, 12:02 AM
I'm feeling trolled, or Bel-air'd.... but, there is no dice in the mirror?

ExAm
October 6th, 2008, 01:05 AM
Here, let me enlarge that phonegonk for you.

Rob Oplawar
October 6th, 2008, 01:11 AM
I'm feeling trolled, or Bel-air'd.... but, there is no dice in the mirror?

^this. I kept expecting it, but i think the transgendered thing was even better.

Maybe my cat Jeoffry is a transgendered cat-- he does have quite an effeminate meow.

ultama121
October 6th, 2008, 01:18 AM
Um... what? :confused:

itszutak
October 6th, 2008, 01:24 AM
wat

AAA
October 6th, 2008, 01:24 AM
:XD:

dg
October 6th, 2008, 01:24 AM
Pet fail.

Con
October 6th, 2008, 01:32 AM
I hope this isn't serious...

Bodzilla
October 6th, 2008, 02:46 AM
wut.

legionaire45
October 6th, 2008, 03:13 AM
This is probably the most hilarious thing I have read today.

I do feel sorry for the cat though; this clueless idiot is going to put their cat through a useless surgery and risk it's life over the word of some "physic". That only thing that the physic knows is where the wallet is kept in this twit's purse.

Why are people this retarded?

Bodzilla
October 6th, 2008, 03:34 AM
because we passed laws and legislation that have been eliminating most of the natural selection process.

SnaFuBAR
October 6th, 2008, 04:18 AM
someone please hand me my rifle so i can put the woman out of bubba's misery. :(

Hotrod
October 6th, 2008, 07:47 AM
Are people these days really that dumb? I'm betting that this is just an excuse to get money, and there are chances that it actually works too...

MetKiller Joe
October 6th, 2008, 09:22 AM
I mentally compared this to women dunking their 6 month old babies into a swimming pool because they believe that these infants have some sort of "swimming instinct".

ultama121
October 6th, 2008, 06:49 PM
I just feel sorry for her, she must hate having a penis. :(

p0lar_bear
October 7th, 2008, 02:15 AM
I just feel sorry for her, she must hate having a penis. :(

Yeah, well, just because she has a penis doesn't mean that she can take it out on people's pets and force them to get useless surgery...

...oh, wait, were you talking about the cat or the psychic? :confused:

The_Wraith
October 7th, 2008, 02:54 AM
Pretty sad.

Warsaw
October 8th, 2008, 05:26 PM
^this. I kept expecting it, but i think the transgendered thing was even better.

Maybe my cat Jeoffry is a transgendered cat-- he does have quite an effeminate meow.

Perhaps because male cats are typically CASTRATED...

rossmum
October 8th, 2008, 07:29 PM
I don't think he was being serious, hth

ultama121
October 8th, 2008, 08:17 PM
...oh, wait, were you talking about the cat or the psychic? :confused:

Use your imagination. :p

Rob Oplawar
October 9th, 2008, 01:21 AM
I cried for Jeff the day my parents had him "fixed". He came right home and went straight for my mom's older female cat, mounted her, and then got a really confused look on his face.

Srsly, how cruel can you be?

Female cats can and should be fixed, but it doesn't have to stop them from having kitty sex, and castrating a male of any species is just cruel and unusual.

e: and I was being serious. srsly, Jeoffry sounds like a female kitten, his meow is so high-pitched. He's so cute tho. <3 him. :glomp: