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OmegaDragon
October 6th, 2008, 10:05 PM
Well, not much of a bank robbery, but still stealing money from bank.





In an elaborate robbery scheme that's one part The Thomas Crowne Affair and one part Pineapple Express, a crook robbed an armored truck outside a Bank of America branch in Monroe, Wash., by hiring decoys through Craigslist to deter authorities.

It gets better: He then escaped in a creek headed for the Skykomish River in an inner tube, and the cops are still looking for him. "A great amount of money" was taken, Monroe police said, but did not provide a dollar value.

It appears to have unfolded this way, according to a Seattle-based NBC affiliate: around 11:00 a.m. PDT on Tuesday, the robber, wearing a yellow vest, safety goggles, a blue shirt, and a respirator mask went over to a guard who was overseeing the unloading of cash to the bank from the truck. He sprayed the guard with pepper spray, grabbed his bag of money, and fled the scene.

But here's the hilarious twist. The robber had previously put out a Craigslist ad for road maintenance workers, promising wages of $28.50 per hour. Recruits were asked to wait near the Bank of America right around the time of the robbery--wearing yellow vests, safety goggles, a respirator mask, and preferably a blue shirt. At least a dozen of them showed up after responding to the Craigslist ad.

"I came across the ad that was for a prevailing wage job for $28.50 an hour," one of the unwitting decoys, named Mike, said to the NBC station. As it turns out, they were simply placed there to confuse cops who were looking for a guy wearing a virtually identical outfit.

Authorities eventually found the getaway inner tube (a getaway inner tube!) and suspect that accomplices may have picked up the robber in a boat. According to the NBC affiliate, police hope to track him down by figuring out who posted the Craigslist ad in the first place.

Craigslist founder Craig Newmark was not immediately available for comment.
(http://news.cnet.com/bank-robber-hires-decoys-on-craigslist-fools-cops/?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=TheSocial)

This guy is a very smart robber, I would have never thought of something like that...




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Heathen
October 6th, 2008, 10:08 PM
OH MY GOD. FUCKING CLEVER.



I LOVE THIS MAN.

E: AND HE GOT AWAY :D

Kalub
October 6th, 2008, 10:09 PM
Heard about it today, but its still sweet.

TeeKup
October 6th, 2008, 10:14 PM
Son of a bitch...

Con
October 6th, 2008, 10:14 PM
They hope to find him from the craigslist ad? The guy isn't that dumb :\

rossmum
October 6th, 2008, 10:49 PM
Ahahahah, awesome. I've heard of some pretty fucking crazy robberies in my time, but this one has to take the biscuit.

thehoodedsmack
October 6th, 2008, 10:52 PM
Smooth.

TheGhost
October 6th, 2008, 11:01 PM
Well played. Reminds me of Inside Man with the blue suits.

Abdurahman
October 7th, 2008, 12:17 AM
He cant be perfect right? He must have made some mistake o left some trail. The police will catch him soon enough.

Terin
October 7th, 2008, 12:28 AM
Only when some masked vigilante uses our cell phones to use sonar to track him down. :eng101:

ultama121
October 7th, 2008, 12:30 AM
We're all screwed now. :O

LlamaMaster
October 7th, 2008, 01:01 AM
Well played.

Bodzilla
October 7th, 2008, 02:45 AM
Bravo sir, Bravo!

mR_r0b0to
October 7th, 2008, 03:24 AM
man deserves the money

NuggetWarmer
October 7th, 2008, 04:04 AM
man deserves the money

This.

Jelly
October 7th, 2008, 07:10 AM
What have video games done!

Oh wait.

Sel
October 7th, 2008, 07:48 AM
oh my lol

flibitijibibo
October 7th, 2008, 03:05 PM
Goddamn that was smart. Wish I'd thought of it.

Hotrod
October 7th, 2008, 06:58 PM
That's quite a creative robbery, damn guy is smart.

Corndogman
October 7th, 2008, 07:01 PM
Did the guys he hired get Payed?

Needles
October 7th, 2008, 07:09 PM
Creative..

Must have been a bit weird to see a bunch of people in the same outfit as the robber around at the same time.

supersniper
October 7th, 2008, 07:17 PM
Cops got pwned...

Pyong Kawaguchi
October 8th, 2008, 08:52 AM
Oh my, I don't think the states will exactly give him a jailtime, maybe train him for the military and use his brain to kick ass and chew bubble gum.

Zeph
October 8th, 2008, 12:13 PM
Hopefully he wasn't stupid enough to post the craigslist ad from a traceable location. He deserves to keep that money.

FluffyDuckyâ„¢
October 8th, 2008, 05:04 PM
LOLOLOL

Cortexian
October 8th, 2008, 05:31 PM
All he really had to do was post the craigslist ad from a cyber-cafe with free internet access... I love those cafes, they open up so much... opportunity...

p0lar_bear
October 8th, 2008, 08:35 PM
All he really had to do was post the craigslist ad from a cyber-cafe with free internet access... I love those cafes, they open up so much... opportunity...

Unless they have a paper-and-pen logbook of who uses the computers and when.

This is arguably the most awesome [real] mini-heist ever pulled off in the history of mankind.

DarkHalo003
October 8th, 2008, 08:40 PM
Haha, that's pretty smart. Like everyone else, I never would have thought of that. Very interesting.

Ifafudafi
October 8th, 2008, 10:49 PM
Awesome law-breaking, earns my approval :awesome:

As much as the bank/police are probably facepalming themselves, I seriously can't help but root for the bad guy here. It was incredibly intelligent, there were no fatalities or permanent injuries, and it was done in a completely creative and unorthodox fashion.

Now watch some faggot try to do the same thing and fail.