Youtube Thread

[Llama Juice]

And I thought that Halo 3 MLGers were bad.

-_-

MY DICK HURTS

[Llama Juice]

I know it's old but, why haven't I seen this posted on here?
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[Llama Juice]

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Well, it had to be done!
Who needs a Natal when you've got a theremin! (OK, its not quite the same, but anyway...)

This is even more fun with two people playing! One person controls left/right, the other controls jump.

Its not just limited to the theremin. Its even possible to hook up a microphone and use your voice to control the game! Or a guitar! Or a violin!


Heres how it works:
The sound from the theremin is split into its frequency and amplitude components in real time, which are then mapped to values in a linear scale representing the X and Y axis. Pitch becomes horizontal control, and Volume becomes vertical control.
The X and Y scales are then cut up into different zones. In this case, Left; Right and dead zones for the horizontal, and a single trigger and dead zone for the vertical.

The trigger zones are then mapped onto a virtual joystick hooked into an emulator.

The end result is a fairly usable input control for playing games like mario. The bars give the much needed visual feedback as to how "in tune" you are, so you have a better feel of where the trigger points are.

[ExAm]

A measurable amount of epic has been added
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[=sw=warlord]

A measurable amount of epic has been added
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First heard that remix via this.
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[ultama121]

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To be appreciated by Goat, Lag, and Llama's testicles.

[DEElekgolo]

Why do people make those videos..

[OmegaDragon]

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[ExAm]

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[Llama Juice]

Go about 0:50 in.

It's the german version of Barbie Girl by Aqua, which just... in German it almost sounds scary haha.

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[Llama Juice]

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If you aren't subscribed to these guys you're an idiot.

It's the same group that did the batman interrogation spoof, and a few other gems out there.

[phantom40]

Angry Black Guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYWTyUXfs_U

Reporter vs Big Bug
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUS6nKpddec

All bout Vietnamese
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5CKdkRBoc8

[ExAm]

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[TeeKup]

:lmao:

Oh dear god thats great!

[TeeKup]

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.............WHAT!?

[Xetsuei]

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[thehoodedsmack]

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[ExAm]

Deleted scene from T3, should have been left in :lmao:
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[rossmum]

cn3089 stop breaking the forums!!!

[Llama Juice]

What did this thread ever do to you? Stop it!

[CN3089]

cn3089 stop getting champ to hack stuff!!

[sdavis117]

First rep, then specs, WHY CHAMP, WHY?

[Spartan094]

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I lol'd and made sure it wasnt a re-post (i hope)

[Roostervier]

It's a repost. heh

[Spartan094]

It's a repost. heh
Were, it must be old, lmao :(

[bfett9]

Catch: A Father's Day Tale
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[Llama Juice]

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Pretty much the neatest use of a camera that I've seen in a while :P This type of stuff could be possible on the DSi... or iPhones/iTouch stuff and... yea

E: apparently not the DSi, it's processor is way too slow according to the guy who made that video.

[ExAm]

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[Timo]

That's the sweetest cardboard cut out of a bear i've ever seen.

[Xetsuei]

If they didn't have that cutout I would've had no idea what they were talking about.

[English Mobster]

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[=sw=warlord]

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Do i win yet?

[Timo]

If you posted them before the internet, then yes.

[bfett9]

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[DEElekgolo]

I just saw that on wimp.com a few hours ago.



not youtube.
http://sendables.jibjab.com/originals/hes_barack_obama

[ExAm]

Repostin' dis:
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[rossmum]

hahahhah fuck that owns

[Llama Juice]

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Someone asked me to be in their video... so I helped out a bit :3

It is a silly video though haha

[OmegaDragon]

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Oh
my
god

[sdavis117]

That.
Was.
The.
Most.
Amazing.
Thing.
I.
Have.
Ever.
Seen.

[DEElekgolo]

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[Jean-Luc]

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[Xetsuei]

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Holy shit.

[ExAm]

EDIT: HURF DURF

[Roostervier]

That's a repost from the top of the page. o_O

[Rosco]

Stig are Shoemaker

Holy shit.

Only way that would make sense is when the stig sees a newspaper with Hamilton on it and throws it back down. Otherwise, I'm not buying it, too many :conspiracys: for Top Gear to reveal Stiggy.
However, if it is him, that's pretty cool I guess. Paul M was cooler though :p

[ExAm]

That's a repost from the top of the page. o_O
I know right? my thought process went like this.
*plays video in JL's post* "Got damn this shit is laggy, stupid G4"
*clicks video to go to youtube and watches it there* "Gee, this is funny. Mayhaps I shall post it on Modacity!"
*posts video on modacity* :downs:

[p0lar_bear]

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Why is it that TF2 voice clips make everything about 50x more epic than usual? XD

[thehoodedsmack]

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[ExAm]

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[p0lar_bear]

Why is it that TF2 voice clips make everything about 50x more epic than usual? XD

Case-in-point: 26cOGaPOWMoXV-P7-vO90U

[Rentafence]

wat

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[ultama121]

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[=sw=warlord]

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slight nfsw
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And for caboosejr's first blood related prank pulled on him.
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[DEElekgolo]

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[Encoded]

How did they get all those inmates to willingly cooperate in a video such as that?

Were they forced into the deed? Or just for fun when they were all bored?

[Llama Juice]

How did they get all those inmates to willingly cooperate in a video such as that?

Were they forced into the deed? Or just for fun when they were all bored?

That jail does that... they have a bunch of videos (the one there is like two years old already) They put on shows using the inmates.... I dunno if they just do it for something to do, or if they're forced into it (probably the later) but... yar. It's some weird place in the Phillippeans (SP?) ... so.. who knows.

[=sw=warlord]

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I know they say big feet means big....but i thing this is just over compensating for something.

[Llama Juice]

someone posted a picture of it.. but..

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[DEElekgolo]

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So awesome.

[Llama Juice]

I've had this song stuck in my head today, so I share.

<3 JoCo

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And of course...

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[thehoodedsmack]

Sacha Baron Cohen is the king of trolls.

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[Llama Juice]

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[ExAm]

If you unscrew the top, it contains top quality marijuana.

[rossmum]

wow, extortionate pricing much

[ExAm]

This kid is going to kill himself if he sees this as a teenager.
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[OmegaDragon]

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[thehoodedsmack]

Slap your troubles away!

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[ExAm]

Omega-D and Smack, you have both BROKEN THE REPOST CODE.

Omega-D, I posted the bear vid not too long ago, and Smack, I believe I may have posted the rap chop video too. Also the jamwow has been posted.

[rossmum]

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"Got much kick on it?"

"Oh, you'll find out..."

[ExAm]

Lawl. I've never even shot an actual scoped gun and I know you're not supposed to press your eye socket into the scope.

[rossmum]

Especially when you don't even have it shouldered :downs:

[=sw=warlord]

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And now, for what happens when you try scaring snafubar on halloween
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[Rentafence]

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[=sw=warlord]

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[English Mobster]

I've done that with the Monitor in Foundry. And on Narrows, a couple days after H3 came out.
If you want to do it without Sandbox, you just turn into Monitor mode, then go up as high as you can and fall. Before you hit the ground, turn back into a Monitor go back to the top of the map, and fall again. Keep doing it until you feel like you're moving fast enough to kill, then have someone underneath you and splatter them.
He isn't doing anything original, the trick's been known and on the internet since H3 came out, pretty much. =/

[Spartan094]

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LMAO :fail:

[OmegaDragon]

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Edit:
And now for more AI antics!

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[Saggy]

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[sdavis117]

I can't believe that I fell for it.

[ExAm]

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[ExAm]

Doublepostin' to draw attention to this damn thread.

Richard Feynman is the man I wish I had as my science instructor in school. I probably would have listened to every word and aced every test if I had. He makes what would be the most mundane of topics to your average person, seem incredibly amazing.
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DO NOT stop at this video. Follow the link to youtube and watch ALL OF THEM. It's like being high.


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Context:
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[Rook]

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LOL

[Delta4907]

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LOL

Old, but hilarious yet and still.

[rossmum]

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fuck

[bfett9]

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[p0lar_bear]

Holy fuck I thought you needed to be able to sing in order to full-combo a vocals track in Rock Band 2.

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The system is fucked. :|

[sdavis117]

No way that was 100%.

Yeah, that was 98% - 99% for everyone but the singer, and you can get 100% in that from yelling something that sounds close to the pitch of the actual words (I was at this LAN party a couple years back and that's what everyone did for 24 straight hours while I'm trying to play some actual games).

[p0lar_bear]

No way that was 100%.

Yeah, the singer got Awesome ratings on every phrase. I know you can shift octaves if you can't bring your voice as high or low as the master track, but this... the sound of his voice is ear rape. And he somehow aced it. :(

[MetKiller Joe]

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Look at the title.

[OmegaDragon]

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[ThePlague]

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And that's why surfers always get eaten by sharks.

[ExAm]

Wat.

E: Fucker took his video down. Mirror is here:
http://www.wimp.com/lifeform/

[ultama121]

Umm... eww?

[ExAm]

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[ThePlague]

Wat.

E: Fucker took his video down. Mirror is here:
http://www.wimp.com/lifeform/
Holy shit, Flood D:

[FluffyDucky™]

Wat.

E: Fucker took his video down. Mirror is here:
http://www.wimp.com/lifeform/

WTF is that :/


43uLJLvOrPc

That's awesome!!! :eek: I wanna dance like that :(

[English Mobster]

HOLY FUCK IT IS THE FLOOD.

That's scary...

[FluffyDucky™]

I actually watched the whole video waiting for it to do something interesting, but it didn't and that's even more scary :(

[Bodzilla]

i think it's more like a drain pipe then a sewer and it's a little pin hole camera, jsut by looking at how it moves
BUT WHAT IN THE BLUE FUCK WAS THAT!

[ExAm]

I checked, they're colonies of worms that spin a mucus membrane around themselves when they're not underwater. They also coordinate themselves. Basically IRL Hunters.

[p0lar_bear]

That's disgusting, intriguing, and awesome all at the same time.

[FluffyDucky™]

I checked, they're colonies of worms that spin a mucus membrane around themselves when they're not underwater. They also coordinate themselves. Basically IRL Hunters.

Really? What the fuck. That is disgusting! Lmao!

[DEElekgolo]

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[FluffyDucky™]

LOL? Wtf, okay thennnnnnnn...

[t3h m00kz]

I checked, they're colonies of worms that spin a mucus membrane around themselves when they're not underwater. They also coordinate themselves. Basically IRL Hunters.


Can I get some sauce on that pasta?

[Roostervier]

Take a look here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tubifex_tubifex

[Reaper Man]

Fuck, why did I have to watch that just before going to bed? It's freaky :saddowns:

[English Mobster]

I think that thing deserved its own thread.

Might be a bit late to make one now, unless a mod wants to split the posts.

[sdavis117]

Quickly, get a rocket launcher (or a pistol for those who are pro like me).

[PopeAK49]

I watched America's got talent a couple days ago and at the end of the show I was hoping that there is one guy who really has talent. I saw the last guy and under estimated him. I'm not a fan of country music but this guy has a really awesome voice and almost made me cry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzul5rxd-i8&feature=related

[Higuy]

RagDoll Jackass
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[DEElekgolo]

old

[teh lag]

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[ExAm]

I think that thing deserved its own thread.
Don't think so.

Also
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[sdavis117]

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[OmegaDragon]

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[Bodzilla]

it just keeps fucking going omega.



Also BATTLE OF THE COPY PASTAS OMEGA VS EXAM
WHO WILL WIN?

[ExAm]

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[Reaper Man]

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[ExAm]

what the shit is this i don't even
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[teh lag]

what the hell, are those animes???

[PlasbianX]

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LOL

[LesserOf2Evils]

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I have trouble believing the last part wasn't planned to be like that on purpose. Anal in my JRPG?

[Phobias]

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[klange]

I have trouble believing the last part wasn't planned to be like that on purpose. Anal in my JRPG?
Don't worry Aurica, I'll insert my big Life Extending Crystal into your back and be sure to push it all the way in. :huh:

[mech]

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[sdavis117]

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That is my High School band. I wasn't actually playing in that specific band. I did play in the band that played right before them though.

[ExAm]

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[Bodzilla]

shes still got that completely un-phonetics gibberish flare that gave her ratings.

good on you palin, never change.

[LesserOf2Evils]

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[rossmum]

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this guy fuckin owns

[MetKiller Joe]

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Anybody remember this? Back when television was good?

[OmegaDragon]

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this guy fuckin owns
That is one of the most awesome public stunts I have ever seen.

Also,
Was that woman in the beginning topless?

[sdavis117]

Yes, she was topless.

I loved how everyone seemed to ignore the camera. Was it somehow hidden?

[p0lar_bear]

Obviously not shot in America. If it was, everyone at the beach would have seen the gun and fled in mass hysteria. :lol:

[sdavis117]

I think it was shot in France.

[Rentafence]

I think it was shot in France.

Obviously not shot in France. If it was, everyone at the beach would have seen the gun and surrendered en masse. :lol:

[ExAm]

43uLJLvOrPcI'm sure I posted this a few days ago.

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[OmegaDragon]

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[rossmum]

I think it was shot in France.
Yeah, it was. It was actually shot in Normandy.

[Nightlife]

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PIRATES BEWARE

[OmegaDragon]

Nostalgia tiem! 1 full hour of cartoon openings.
Cartoon openings from the 80's:
http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/30-minutes-of-80s-cartoon/224148
And the 90's
http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/30-minutes-of-90s-cartoon/224156

[Xetsuei]

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[OmegaDragon]

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[sdavis117]

Mods, feel free to edit this post to embed this video. (http://www.cracked.com/video_17571_789-because-today-should-have-its-own-retarded-movie.html)

[ExAm]

Mods, feel free to edit this post to embed this video. (http://www.cracked.com/video_17571_789-because-today-should-have-its-own-retarded-movie.html)
Impossible without HTML, the embed code has the player and the content as separate values ):

[OmegaDragon]

Impossible without HTML, the embed code has the player and the content as separate values ):

Not really;


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[ExAm]

Not really;


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I'm pretty sure it can be slimmed down alot, but im too lazy to find out what i can take out.You just told me what i've been trying to find out for ages. Thank you sir.

[OmegaDragon]

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[ExAm]

Already posted! Twice!

[PlasbianX]

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[OmegaDragon]

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[ExAm]

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[FluffyDucky™]

Dunno if this has been posted D:

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[sdavis117]

Durex has officially won the condom wars.

[rossmum]

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[p0lar_bear]

e: @ ducky's post

What the FUCK. O_o

[rossmum]

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Watch out, an =(eG)= admin!

[English Mobster]

Ugh... Don't remind me of little kids cursing...

I was playing on a 2Fort map, and some little kid (who was hacking, btw, there were 2 spies in our respawn room and the intel was floating in midair and wouldn't come down or respawn) was:
A. Hacking
B. Being annoying
C. Cussing at anyone who called him out for hacking
Not to mention he had his entire CLAN in there backing him up (the Holla clan or something), and whenever he called a voteban, they supported him so the person would be, well, banned.
I got banned.

[ultama121]

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O_O
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O_O

[Jean-Luc]

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Sister showed me this yesterday. How he can change his pitch like that is beyond me :lol:

[Higuy]

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A parallel universe where Gimmy's finger will pierce your ass.

[Xetsuei]

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Sister showed me this yesterday. How he can change his pitch like that is beyond me :lol:

Autotune.

[Disaster]

old but still pretty interesting

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[Bodzilla]

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[Bodzilla]

i dont think thats autotune xet.

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no mic.


i think the kids just fucking good.

[Xetsuei]

i dont think thats autotune xet.

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no mic.


i think the kids just fucking good.


Please disregard the compressed video, and peaking audio. My loud voice and microphones don't really get along.

Right. I'm a little skeptical, Autotune is being used more and more nowadays.

[ExAm]

What the shit is that imageshack thing in your sig?

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E:
Don't mess with trained boxers
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[Jean-Luc]

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Low res here, go to page and watch in HD. :iia:

E: Gonna post these here as well

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[Bodzilla]

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Live in new york.
it's short but it shows him doing both voices.

just insane, theres no autotune in that, some of his notes are slightly off.

[Xetsuei]

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Live in new york.
it's short but it shows him doing both voices.

just insane, theres no autotune in that, some of his notes are slightly off.

Lmfao. Okay, it's probably not Autotune. But I still can't keep a straight face when a guy sings that high.

Okay, back on topic.

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Awesome car, but it's too damn ugly. They need to make it look more like a real Formula One car. Clarkson does seem to be a little wrong about the handling characteristics for the sake of comedy though. The car can be set up for understeer, oversteer, or no steer depending on your driving style. And the production car comes with a lift kit that raises the car for normal driving, which makes it high enough to get over a speed bump (sleeping policeman).

[Trinx]

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[ExAm]

Man, that show has come a long way.

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[OmegaDragon]

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[ExAm]

Meet Heath. Heath shoots clay pigeons. With a bow.
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[ultama121]

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I <3 Penn.

[ExAm]

Just watched that a couple days ago. Genius.

[Disaster]

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oh gawd

[ExAm]

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[t3h m00kz]

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building webs is fo suckas

[Rentafence]

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[rossmum]

Not YT but this fucking owns

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916789

Firework-launching RC plane, guncam :haw:

[Trinx]

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[ExAm]

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[t3h m00kz]

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[Rentafence]

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[ThePlague]

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Old, but still cool. I have that same type of kart, Intrepid. :realsmug:

[StankBacon]

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fucking made me cry i was laughing so hard

[Bodzilla]

check out the Jazz version bacon.

it's more lulz

[Rentafence]

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[itszutak]

check out the Jazz version bacon.

it's more lulz
Damnit, I actually laughed at that one

[ExAm]

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[MetKiller Joe]

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[OmegaDragon]

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[kid908]

Watch and learn! LMAO
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[Malloy]

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Probably really old, but still cool.

[Rentafence]

British humor :iamafag:

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[Trinx]

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Brodeo : (

[ExAm]

Cyriak is a genius
Remember the "michael jackson's ghost" video?
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[ThePlague]

Watch and learn! LMAO
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Holy. Fucking. Shit. I just :lonelyisland:'d all over the place.

[NullZero]

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best commercial to date

+

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[ExAm]

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E: Holy fuck awesome
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[LesserOf2Evils]

Embedding disabled but here's a bit of WTF for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU0AHDTlWi0

[OmegaDragon]

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This guy = awesome

[neuro]

the latest revelation of awesomeness.

PIRATE METAL

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[ExAm]

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[OmegaDragon]

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Not as funny as the original one, but hey, the guy is pretty damn upset that he had to climb a tree.

[PlasbianX]

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Not as funny as the original one, but hey, the guy is pretty damn upset that he had to climb a tree.

Theres a video of that kid flipping out cause he doesnt like the tuck he was bought for his 16th birthday, so he takes a baseball bat to it :v:

[sdavis117]

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Freak out is right after 3:00. I want to know who that woman was, just so that I could shake the hand of the greatest woman in the world.

[ExAm]

Looks like Baman Piderman got picked up by mondo :iamafag:
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[Llama Juice]

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Yup... new video wooo

[thehoodedsmack]

You don't have to torture yourself for our cheap laughs, Llama. But we do appreciate it. :iamafag:

[cheezdue]

Its finally out! :iamafag:
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[ExAm]

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[rossmum]

Ahhh, the recut.

Check out the Malkavian mod videos, too - particularly the one which has Manderly Raps (in full).

[ExAm]

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[Bodzilla]

Richard coughlin did a story on Jacqueline Saburido, a girl who got hit by a drunk driver while driving only to have the car catch on fire and her to get severely burned.
She lost her eyelids, her nose, her ears, her hair most of her sight and all her fingers where amputated.
But she's still fighting.

He held her up as an inspiration for other people, beacuse if she can do it, so can you. The vid was called "one atheists inspiration"

Lots of good comments, but they're where a couple bad ones and he addressed one in the next video.
dont piss off coughlin.
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[ExAm]

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[ExAm]

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POST MORE PEOPLE

[ThePlague]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=60599540

idk how to embed Myspace videos, anyone care to help?

[ramis92]

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[ExAm]

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E: lollin'
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E: what the shit
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E:
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[OmegaDragon]

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[ThePlague]

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[Skill]

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[ultama121]

*genius party*
That's actually one of the shorts in Genius Party, a collection of short anime films by various famous directors. Its actually really cool. If you'd like to see the rest, contact me on steem. :downs:

[ultama121]

Alright... dunno if any of you have tried the custom L4D map, "Dam It!", but its pretty good. I recorded a play through of it and uploaded it to youtube. The players in this video are myself, Legion, I SHAVE YOUR NECKBEARD, and Llama.
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[Skill]

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[Rentafence]

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[Bodzilla]

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[Horns]

Holy shit. Please post links, my fucking 8mb/s net speed goes to:
http://www.speedtest.net/result/521973421.png (http://www.speedtest.net)
When This page is up.

[Roostervier]

Don't open the thread then?

[rossmum]

Holy shit. Please post links, my fucking 8mb/s net speed goes to:
http://www.speedtest.net/result/521973421.png (http://www.speedtest.net)
When This page is up.
Aw, poor you. So hard-done-by. I bet all those people in countries like, say, Angola or maybe Laos or maybe AUSTRALIA really give a shit that your connection 'slows' to a speed which still completely rapes theirs.

Grow a pair, seriously.

[Roostervier]

thats my normal speed and i live in america :gonk:

[ExAm]

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[Rentafence]

JESUS FUCK

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[ThePlague]

They obviously can't drive :realsmug:

[Spartan094]

Holy shit. Please post links, my fucking 8mb/s net speed goes to:
http://www.speedtest.net/result/521973421.png (http://www.speedtest.net)
When This page is up.
You poor boy
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Pfft, and I have alot of windows open inculding this thread.

Deal with your internet :realsmug:

[Llama Juice]

Alright... dunno if any of you have tried the custom L4D map, "Dam It!", but its pretty good. I recorded a play through of it and uploaded it to youtube. The players in this video are myself, Legion, I SHAVE YOUR NECKBEARD, and Llama.
-snip-

This man speaks lies, I was not in said game.

[ultama121]

LlamaMaster good sir!

[ExAm]

HOLY SHIT GUYS I MADE THE FRONT PAGE OF REDDIT
0:37, top left, and the girl I was crushing on sitting next to me. We were attending the meeting for a school assignment.
The people in my town are nuts.
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[OmegaDragon]

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I want one D:

[ultama121]

-video-
Oh cool! It's Legion Exam IRL! :iamafag:

[ExAm]

Hey fuck you Legion's hair is brown and mine isn't even that long anymore it's shoulder length dammit.

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[rossmum]

I dunno about you, but I reckon the woman at the beginning of the video knows a fair bit about the effects of pesticide consumption on human intelligence from firsthand experience

e/

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[Bodzilla]

lol exams she's fucking retarded that girl lmao

Edit: FLYING SAUCERS WTF?
EDIT2: BUSH ADMINISTRATION GOOD????


EDIT 3: EXAM WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

[ThePlague]

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I want one D:
:o

that's awesome, I want two (dual monitors, heh).

[ExAm]

lol exams she's fucking retarded that girl lmao

Edit: FLYING SAUCERS WTF?
EDIT2: BUSH ADMINISTRATION GOOD????


EDIT 3: EXAM WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCHYou witnessed a few of the people who like to comment at public meetings in my city :downs:

[OmegaDragon]

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