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[ExAm]

My cat killed one a couple weeks ago and I stepped in the eviscerated rear end by accident. Shit was gross.

[LlamaMaster]

Poor mouse. :(

[Rob Oplawar]

In high school my cat caught a mouse while my friend was over, but got bored with it and left it. My friend and I found it all cut up to shit, but still alive, so we decided to put it out of its misery.

Shovel: WHAM!
Mouse: squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak pain squeak
Shovel: WHAM WHAM WHAM!
Mouse: whyyyyyyyyyy
Shovel: WHAM!
Mouse: squeeeeeeeeeee-- *dies, finally*

Poor little bugger just didn't want to die.

[blind]

[20:06:56] -ChanServ- (#modacity) Welcome back, faggot!
[20:39:27] <seal> shutup tpblind
[20:39:50] <tpblind> you know that awkward part of a shower where you gotta soap up your hand and molest your asscrack, im always afraid someone will walk in and think i am being romantic with my ass and judge me. any ideas in a less homo way to wash your asshole
[20:40:18] <seal> use a dildo covered in soap
[20:42:37] <tpblind> thanks seal :) :)
[20:46:39] <seal> I KNOW WHAT YOU DID
[20:46:41] <seal> GET HIM A DRINK
[20:46:43] <seal> COME ON
[20:46:48] <seal> DON'T BE AFRAID, CARL
[20:46:49] <seal> COME ONNNNNNNNN
[20:47:22] <tpblind> seal
[20:47:29] <tpblind> have u ever pulled out and its just covered in poo
[20:47:38] <seal> no
[20:47:48] <seal> but i pulled it out and it was covered in your semen once
[20:48:44] <tpblind> :S :O :P
[20:50:09] <seal> :Pee :Pee :poo :poo :Vagina :Vagina
[20:54:14] <tpblind> BUTT
[20:54:25] <seal> butt.com
[21:00:03] <tpblind> lmAO
[21:00:20] <seal> hugenigggerfrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfcock
[21:10:02] <tpblind> eee seal
[21:10:27] <seal> watching
[21:10:29] <seal> THE
[21:10:35] <seal> GODFATHER
[21:10:37] <tpblind> teh
[21:10:40] <seal> 2
[21:10:44] <seal> II
[21:10:49] <seal> VV - III
[21:10:51] <seal> VVVVVVVVVVVVVV
[21:10:53] <seal> VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[21:10:58] <seal> VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWVVVVVVVVVVVV VVVVVWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[21:11:07] <seal> vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvVVV
[21:11:27] <seal> rnrnrnrnrnrnrnrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrn rrnrnrnrnrnnrnrnrnmrnmrnmrnmrnmrnmrnmrnmrnmnrm
[21:11:58] <seal> rnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrn rnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrn rnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrn
[21:12:24] <seal> etgnwegtnwsrgnnwsrgnwsrtnwsrtnwsrgnrwsgnwsrentrwtn wrtnwrtnwrtnwsrgnwrtnwrtnwrtnwrtnwrtnrwtnwrtnwrtnw rtnwrtnwrtnwrtnwrtnwrtnwrtnwrtnrtnwrtnwrtnwrtn

[rossmum]

Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: oh wow
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: he got destroyed
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i've left the blood splatter on the wall as a constant reminder to would be fucking mouses runnign accross my fucking keyboard
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: you must've walloped him pretty bloody hard
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: lol
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: yes i did
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: man
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: intestines and shti hanging out everywhere
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: :S
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: his organs are pretty coloyrs
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: colours even
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: i usually let them go or set traps
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: i don't have it in me, i just can't whack a poor little mouse
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: :(
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: did i or did i no ssay i was gunna hulk smash the prick
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: THATS WHY YOUR WEAK
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: you said it alright
funnily enough that line was referring to the hulk smash

i can kill a mouse, i just don't like battering things to death

[Bodzilla]

-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: THATS WHY YOUR WEAK

[rossmum]

can you stomach seeing people blown up and decapitated and god knows what else without feeling even a little bit queasy? because i can.

get out sir

e/ i don't mean fake movie shit either, i mean actual footage from warzones

[TVTyrant]

Ross, that shit doesn't bother me at all. I prefer NOT to watch it, as its not exactly appealing, but it doesn't bother me. And I wouldn't crush a mouse with my fist either.

[mech]

Let's show our manlyness by bragging about watching people being decapatated.

[Bodzilla]

Is it just me, or did it just get serious in here?

[n00b1n8R]

Wow zilla, I thought you hated Eagle Boys??

[rossmum]

Let's show our manlyness by bragging about watching people being decapatated.
late to the party bro

i just don't like squashing mice, they never did anything to me that would warrant such an undignified death

[paladin]

yeah, it starts out with oohhs and ahhs, then turns to running and screaming

Dr. Ian Malcolm

[n00b1n8R]

bodzilla says:
has your faggot brother seen my mouse hulk smashign skills
it's legendary
heh
Terrence says:
yeah i showed him
he was like
"is there something wrong with him"
heh
bodzilla says:
heh
it was 3 in the morning
Terrence says:
yeah i can read
bodzilla says:
i got em
Terrence says:
cos i'm educated and shit bro
i saw
gj
o/
way to show them who the superior species is
bodzilla says:
thats it nigger
\o
Terrence says:
just showed my mum
bodzilla says:
lol
Terrence says:
"that is not good in so many ways"
bodzilla says:
she said i was tough
Terrence says:
heh she thinks you're a madman
bodzilla says:
and my man pecks
of steel!
Terrence says:
i asked her and she said "i think he's touched"
bodzilla says:
rofl
HULK SMASH
i love it how ross took it seriously ROFL
STOP
DO NOT TROLE
heh

[rossmum]

Touche. But then again, how many people do you know that BBQ in hot air balloons?

Everyone on the Hindenburg.
:ohdear:

[rossmum]

fuck editing



9:24 PM - Ross: it kinda tells i was listening to the underbelly theme when i posed that, heh
9:24 PM - Ross: actually i like where that idea was going
9:24 PM - :K4ry0n:: make a campaign in melbourne
9:24 PM - Ross: TO THE BLACKOUT ROOM
9:24 PM - Ross: (next time i start gmod)
9:24 PM - Ross: and lmao
9:24 PM - Ross: yeah
9:25 PM - Ross: attack of the undead chris flannery
9:25 PM - :K4ry0n:: all the zombies swear profusely instead of grunting
9:25 PM - Ross: ahahah

[n00b1n8R]

http://thestockmasters.com/images/Biff-Tannen.gif
Hey Buttheads,

My name is Biff, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are squares who spend every second of their day waiting for their favorite television program. Honestly, have any of you ever sat in a parked car with a girl? This is even worse than climbing up a tree to peep through some chicks window.

Don't be a stranger. I'm pretty much cooler than you. What sports do you play, other than "look at Playboy and sneak booze into the Enchantment Under the Sea dance"? I also get dorks to do my homework for me, and just got my car out of the shop (crashed into a manure truck; Shit was SO bull). You are all buttheads who should just drop dead, now make like a tree, and get outta here.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

[LlamaMaster]

That meme is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too overdone.

[p0lar_bear]

Actually that was a fairly decent adaptation, but I agree.

[Cojafoji]

"Haha yeah, I just didn't want to concrete my way to hell..."
that was a good one from an old friend...

[ExAm]

A guy explains how to draw
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee6/TheExAm/Picture319.png

[Heathen]

(7:42:39 PM) WaRReN: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(7:43:23 PM) English Mobster: what the hell? does that make sense in any language?lol

(7:45:53 PM) WaRReN: hey
(7:45:57 PM) WaRReN: lemme ask you something about CE
(7:46:00 PM) ICEE: k
(7:46:04 PM) WaRReN: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(7:46:43 PM) ICEE: you want a chance to make that make sense or should i just "lol" and close the window
(7:47:24 PM) WaRReN: just lol and close the window
(7:47:50 PM) ICEE: lol

(7:46:20 PM) Heathen: hey
(7:46:25 PM) Heathen: can I ask you a question about modeling?
(7:46:33 PM) Disaster: sure
(7:46:35 PM) Disaster: be quick
(7:46:42 PM) Heathen: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(7:46:43 PM) Disaster: i'm supposed to be working on a school project
(7:46:56 PM) Disaster: what?
(7:47:07 PM) Heathen: well....has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(7:47:16 PM) Disaster: that doesn't make any sense D:
(7:47:34 PM) Heathen: Okay
(7:47:35 PM) Heathen: I mean
(7:47:39 PM) Heathen: like
(7:47:40 PM) Heathen: ever
(7:47:41 PM) Heathen: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(7:47:47 PM) Disaster: ok
(7:47:52 PM) Disaster: back to my school project >:-(
(7:47:59 PM) Disaster: :-$Man it just gets better.

(7:45:12 PM) Heathen: Hey
(7:45:15 PM) Heathen: I have a question
(7:45:19 PM) UltamaWarmer: sure thing
(7:45:26 PM) Heathen: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(7:45:38 PM) UltamaWarmer: FUCK YOU
(7:45:44 PM) Heathen: hahahaha

[MetKiller Joe]

Don't let people make fun of you. That's your job, and nobody is better than you at your job.
One of the younger scouts in my troop told me this. Thought it was a pretty good word of advice.

[p0lar_bear]

[16:59] Lightning: I'm thinking of actually adding another pathway somehow
[16:59] p0lar_bear: but yeah i'm sure i fixed all of the double-sided things
[16:59] p0lar_bear: NO
[16:59] Lightning: in the side rooms, that are square.
[17:00] Lightning: no lol
[17:00] p0lar_bear: DOn'T YOU DARE
[17:00] Lightning: like, the... xD
[17:00] Lightning: FIEN
[17:00] Lightning: >_<

THIS IS WHY LIGHTNING NEVER RELEASES ANYTHING, PEOPLE. :v:

[paladin]

PharoaheZephyrus (6:45:56 PM): what the fuck my text won't get smaller.
PharoaheZephyrus (6:46:04 PM): oh, there
PharoaheZephyrus (6:46:06 PM): wait
PharoaheZephyrus (6:46:09 PM): shit!
ABigRedRocket3 (6:46:12 PM): ?
ABigRedRocket3 (6:46:14 PM): thats bigger
ABigRedRocket3 (6:46:26 PM): poting that too
PharoaheZephyrus (6:46:37 PM): i know, AIM made my text size 18 and bold, and won't make it smaller
PharoaheZephyrus (6:46:38 PM): :/
ABigRedRocket3 (6:46:51 PM): mines 10
PharoaheZephyrus (6:47:11 PM): i select 10 and unbold
PharoaheZephyrus (6:47:13 PM): there
PharoaheZephyrus (6:47:22 PM): fixed
ABigRedRocket3 (6:47:29 PM): haha
PharoaheZephyrus (6:47:40 PM): though it still shows up size 18 in my box
PharoaheZephyrus (6:47:49 PM): GOD DAMNIT

[DEElekgolo]

[18:50] <DEElekgolo> nom
[18:51] <DEElekgolo> grandmama made pizza
[18:51] <DEElekgolo> home made
[18:51] <DEElekgolo> pizza
[18:51] <DEElekgolo> And she just has this mom sense that knows EXACTLY what everyone likes
[18:51] <DEElekgolo> so she made a multi topped pizza with what EVERYONE loves
[18:51] <DEElekgolo> Perfect dinner
[18:52] <~Phil> ya
[18:52] <~Phil> she's pretty much the same in bed

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[LlamaMaster]

Mom my has the ability to make something that pleases nobody. Nothing says "home cooked meal" like rank-ass burnt leftovers. :phonegonk:

[rossmum]

Ross says:
lmao i love this
Ross says:
in the risky proposition thread, where you post your photo at risk of others shopping it
Ross says:
it's just turned into a 'spam shirtless photos' thread
Ross says:
more closets than a furniture store
don't deny it

queers

[p0lar_bear]

I'd do it but I'd probably scar all of you for life. :haw:

[LlamaMaster]

Found this on Wired: Source (http://www.overclock.net/redirect-to/?redirect=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wired.com%2Funderwire%2 F2009%2F05%2Falt-text-craigslist)

Craigslist is well-known as a place to find anything from a new job to a night of semi-anonymous pleasure — in some cases, both at the same time.

It is also a great way to turn your old, unwanted possessions into a huge hassle. No matter how valuable your merchandise or how reasonable your terms, there’s always someone who wants to haggle.

Take, for example, the following e-mail exchange sent to me by a man who’s been a close and dear friend of mine ever since I made him up.

To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com

Hey dude, I’m interested in the free couch. What color is it?

—

To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com

It’s blue, like it says in the ad. Also, like it shows in the picture in the ad.

—

To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com

Yeah, but I don’t know what the lighting is like in your house. Once I got this armchair that looked red in the photo, but it was actually brown. Is the couch navy blue or cornflower or what?

—

To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com

It’s a unique shade of blue called “free couch.” Why not just come and get it?

P.S. My wife says it’s cerulean.

—

To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com

Cerulean works for me. What condition is it in?

—

To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com

It’s in free condition! Why are we having this discussion? It’s in the condition where you come and get it and it doesn’t cost you anything. If someone’s offering you a better deal, take it.

—

To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com

Sorry, man, it’s just that I have to borrow my brother’s truck to come get it and I don’t want it if it smells like your family or something. Can you get it dry-cleaned?

—

To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com

You want me to pay for dry cleaning? So what you’re saying is that free isn’t cheap enough for you. You’re thinking “Free, yeah, I dunno. Free’s a lot. Could you make me a sandwich? You’re like kinda far away from my favorite restaurant.”

My family smells like cinnamon and rose petals, but you’ll never know that because you’re not getting this couch. Go bug someone else.

—

To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com

Hey, man, don’t get all crumpled up. I’ll take the couch. I need to find out when my brother’s court date is, but I should be able to pick it up sometime in the next couple weeks.

—

To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com

I swear, every time I post something to Craigslist it’s like they gave plankton internet access.

I am not waiting two weeks for you to come and pick up this couch. I am not waiting one week for you to come and pick up this couch. This couch is going to the first person who is willing to come and pick it up without inquiring about my smell.

—

To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com

Look, I’m sorry, man. What my brother doesn’t know what hurt him. I’ll grab his truck and come pick it up. Where are you?

—

To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com

1432 Alvaro St. in San Mateo. Better hurry.

—

To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com

San Mateo? Like in California?

—

To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com

Right, in the Bay Area. Like Bay Area Craiglist?

—

To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com

There’s more than one Craigslist? I just typed “couch” into my brother’s computer. I thought you were in New York.

—

To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com

Oh well so sad bye now.

—

To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com

No, no, that’s cool. I’ll grab a plane and rent a truck. I’ll be there sometime this evening. Could you hang on to the couch for me until then?

—

To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com

Seriously? You’re going to fly out to California, rent a truck, and DRIVE BACK TO NEW YORK? Just for a couch?

—

To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com

Hey, man, it’s free.

http://www.overclock.net/jokes-humor/506143-haggling-over-free-couch.html

[Bodzilla]

don't deny it

queers
who where you talking to?

now whos queer.
:cool:

[rossmum]

who where you talking to?

now whos queer.
:cool:
someone who doesn't post here obviously???

new sig quote


Let's just say that, if we ever met in real life, you'd get your ass seriously wopped by "a kid".
fucking hell this site can be comedy gold sometimes

[Bodzilla]

someone who doesn't post here obviously???

cool storey bro.

:smug2:

[rossmum]

Agamemnon v1 (11:22:06 PM): get a platonic relationship with a girl
Agamemnon v1 (11:22:11 PM): that will hold you over to some degree
Agamemnon v1 (11:22:34 PM): because then you can go home and wet your bed in your dreams about her
Agamemnon v1 (11:22:47 PM): and den you have dream
Agamemnon v1 (11:22:58 PM): you wake up for the morning water squirt gun
Agamemnon v1 (11:23:02 PM): den you feel bettur
Agamemnon v1 (11:23:07 PM): den you go about your day
iAtty (11:23:10 PM): i
iAtty (11:23:11 PM): hope you die
iAtty (11:23:18 PM): in a fire that rages for years
iAtty (11:23:23 PM): and your bones even burn away
iAtty (11:23:26 PM): so that all is left of you
iAtty (11:23:30 PM): is a faint echo
iAtty (11:23:35 PM): of your pathetic insults to my shortcummings
Agamemnon v1 (11:23:45 PM): what ever you say, Neptune
iAtty (11:23:50 PM): YOU WILL DIE
also atty's a huge fan of donald duck

be sure to remind him of this at every opportunity

[Atty]

fagg

[n00b1n8R]

Only a warning, u scared (f)Atty?

[Bodzilla]

[20:07] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: just had a convo with my housemate
[20:07] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: they're sleeping on the veranda
[20:07] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: and as such
[20:07] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: no doors lol
[20:07] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: so they put up a blanket
[20:08] tslats: wait why are they on the veranda and why no doors
[20:08] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i send him a text "thats a rather strategically placed blanket you got there... you dirty mutts!!"
[20:08] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: so he replys "lol princess.... you loved it admit it"
[20:08] tslats: because talking to them is too much effort
[20:08] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: my response "yeah man. got some pretty good footage"
[20:08] tslats: wait so he was banging some chick on the veranda
[20:08] tslats: ok but why no doors
[20:08] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: his response "dude my girlfriend just fuckign shat herself"
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: mine: "rofl"
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: it's a veranda
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: it's not a room bro
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: they just have a section of it
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: but yeah
[20:09] tslats: why no doors
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: IT"S A FUCKIGN VERANDA
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: as in you know a balcony!
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: not a room!
[20:09] tslats: oh, i thought you meant your house had no doors
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: YOU RUIN EVERY JOKE
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: GOD I HATE YOU
[20:09] tslats: so they just went up there and hung up a sheet to shag
[20:10] tslats: cool story bro

[n00b1n8R]

You are the gayest guy I know.
Gayer then Teek.
The gayest.

[Atty]

Only a warning, u scared (f)Atty?apparently

[paladin]

Me: Wait, wheres Francis?
Me: What the, howd he die?
Scooby Doo: I killed that bitch...

lulz4Dead

[n00b1n8R]

AIDS: cool story which happened a few days ago
AIDS: this 13 year old boy was shouting over the mic in TF2 rite?
AIDS: bitching and moaning
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: heh
AIDS: and I said "shut up you whiney ass cunt"
AIDS: and then it turned out to be the admins wife
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: LOL
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: LOL
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: THE ADMIN MARRIED A WHINGEY CUNT
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: SUCKS TO BE HIM
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: LOL
AIDS: I didn't get banned xD
AIDS: was so cash
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: o/
AIDS: \o

heh

[Rob Oplawar]

So klange (Admiral Bacon) convinced me that I should share Greeble on Launchpad.net. He says I need to use the "Bazaar" model rather than the "Cathedral" model, [/buzzwords]. The gist of it is, I didn't make it easy enough for him to work on my project. Fair enough, and Launchpad has some nice features like blueprints and bug tracking, so I'll go ahead and set it up.

roboplawar (10:38:59 PM): O M
roboplawar (10:39:01 PM): F G
roboplawar (10:39:05 PM): this is ridiculous
roboplawar (10:39:19 PM): seriously, the svn was WAY easier than this
roboplawar (10:39:23 PM): seriously, wtf
roboplawar (10:39:37 PM): you're exactly like JBoss Seam
roboplawar (10:39:38 PM): you say
roboplawar (10:39:43 PM): Look at this awesome new thing!
roboplawar (10:39:49 PM): This is the best way to do things!
roboplawar (10:39:58 PM): This is new and cool and manages everything for you!
roboplawar (10:40:18 PM): No, wait, don't do things yourself! You'll save time and money doing it this way, and besides, this way is just better!
roboplawar (10:40:27 PM): asterisk.
roboplawar (10:41:34 PM): *This is all making a long series of assumptions that your environment has an exact configuration and that you know what this is and you know how to configure 50 options and you have these dependencies and you have access to this remote location and you are simply lucky
roboplawar (10:43:00 PM): in the end, this "new cool thing" that is "better" and will make things "easier" does exactly what the thing I had before did, and it costs me several, perhaps dozens, or in the case of Seam, hundreds of man-hours to get it to actually work
roboplawar (10:43:06 PM): WHAT I HAD BEFORE WORKED
roboplawar (10:43:39 PM): Why is this supposed to be a better solution when it does exactly the same thing and makes me waste all my time pulling my hair out trying to get it to do EXACTLY THE SAME THING
roboplawar (10:43:59 PM): I can't stress enough the fact that I already had a working solution
roboplawar (10:44:39 PM): Do you know what I've had to go through to get this to where it is now, which is STILL not working?
roboplawar (10:47:38 PM): I had to make an account on launchpad, register a new branch, download an rsa key generator, create an rsa keypair, upload the public key to launchpad, download some sort of key authenticator program, link it to the private key, download an eclipse plugin, download bzr, configure bzr, configure the eclipse plugin to use bzr, download a missing bzr plugin, configure the eclipse plugin to use the new bzr plugin, disconnect my greeble source directory, reconnect it to bzr, commit all the files, and push the files to launchpad
roboplawar (10:47:50 PM): and of course, I didn't know how to do any of this off the bat
roboplawar (10:48:42 PM): I had to read tutorials, manuals, help pages, do google searches for people who had the same nondescript error messages as me, and do some good old fashioned mucking about until it worked
roboplawar (10:49:00 PM): and it still isn't working
roboplawar (10:49:48 PM): because for some reason, even though I committed all the files to version control and then ran the push command, it decided not to transmit anything, and so i'm left with an empty trunk on launchpad
roboplawar (10:50:07 PM): You know what I had to do to keep using svn, but to make it public?
roboplawar (10:50:31 PM): I had to edit the svn-policy-file to add "* r" under the greeble entry
roboplawar (10:50:36 PM): THAT'S IT
roboplawar (10:50:47 PM): it
roboplawar (10:50:48 PM): was already
roboplawar (10:50:49 PM): working

fake e: and as if that weren't enough, the fucking WYSIWYG editor is being totally useless. That's what I get for trying to be nice and show some formatting on my c/p'd convo. Fuck it.

ee:

roboplawar (11:08:29 PM): The gist of it is: I asked klange to work on greeble, he said "sure!!" I said sweet, here's the svn, he said "oooh, yeah, about that. I'm gonna need you to go ahead and put this up on launchpad, because svn is apparently too complicated for me"
roboplawar (11:08:50 PM): so I said what the hell, and tried to get it up on launchpad, and I'm still struggling to get the fucking thing to work
roboplawar (11:10:06 PM): this is one of many times where I had a solution that worked well but was convinced by some twat that I needed a more "modern" solution and ended up pulling my hair out for hours because the more modern solution "does more" and is "better" which translates to "is fifty times as complex and takes a fucking miracle to get it to work properly"

[klange]

Wow, someone's cranky. And I'm not normally up at midnight.

[n00b1n8R]

Backstory: merlin is the ex of the chick I'm into (and she's into me). Pipa is his sister who I ask out at any opportunity for the lulz. This chat came from nowhere.

merlin says:
*you're a faggot
Terrence says:
*you said i could ask her out
*ok?
*don't do a backflip like that
merlin says:
*wait who?
Terrence says:
*fuck you
*pipa
merlin says:
*what?
*oh
*go ahead
Terrence says:
*what did you think i was on about?
merlin says:
*no idea

[rossmum]

fukken long


Tuesday, 19 May 2009
11:15 PM - Ross: oh god oh god oh god oh god
11:15 PM - Ross: help
11:15 PM - Gurne: What
11:15 PM - Ross: another soundtrack has me by the short and curlies
11:15 PM - Ross: what is it with me and soundtracks
11:16 PM - Ross: HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT LMAO
11:17 PM - Ross: just saw some collegehumour vid of a dude playing cod5 on xbl
11:17 PM - Ross: he's practically sitting on this oblivious jap sniper
11:17 PM - Ross: texts him through xbl
11:17 PM - Ross: "turn around"
11:17 PM - Ross: a few seconds pass
11:17 PM - Ross: the sniper turns around and cops a knife to the face
11:17 PM - Ross: holy fucking shit that kills me
11:19 PM - Ross: http://modacity.net/forums/showpost.php?p=401544&postcount=1079 second vid
11:21 PM - Gurne: That guy
11:21 PM - Gurne: Must have ragequitted
11:21 PM - Gurne: That
11:21 PM - Gurne: Or stared at the screen
11:21 PM - Gurne: for like
11:21 PM - Gurne: ten minutes
11:21 PM - Gurne: with his jaw hanging open
11:21 PM - Ross: yeah
11:21 PM - Ross: i almost fucking wet myself for real
11:21 PM - Ross: i had an awesome moment like that once
11:21 PM - Ross: in cod4
11:21 PM - Ross: i think i MIGHT have told you
11:22 PM - Ross: on countdown, i was sniping from a nissen hut
11:22 PM - Ross: and some idiot sniper was trying to climb to the top of the sa-2 launcher on the far end of the map
11:22 PM - Ross: oblivious to the fact that a bush humping a mobile sam laucher looks mighty suspicious
11:22 PM - Ross: shot him off once
11:22 PM - Ross: a few minutes later, i see him again
11:23 PM - Ross: shot him again
11:23 PM - Ross: persistent little cunt is back a third time
11:23 PM - Ross: so i shoot him
11:23 PM - Ross: "FUCK OFF ROSSMUM YOU FUKEN CUNT"
11:23 PM - Ross: by this stage i'd had to switch locations, but i had enough kills in a row for an airstrike
11:24 PM - Ross: guess where i called it
11:24 PM - Ross: :realsmug:
11:24 PM - Gurne: on his head?
11:24 PM - Ross: checked the scoreboard two minutes later
11:24 PM - Gurne: atop the sam launcher
11:24 PM - Ross: oh dear, where'd he go
11:24 PM - Ross: lmao
11:24 PM - Gurne: gg
11:24 PM - Ross: i was fucking choking from laughing so hard
11:24 PM - Ross: but nothing compares to what i did to ace
11:24 PM - Ross: that was just beautiful
11:24 PM - Gurne: Yeah
11:25 PM - Ross: the fact he could hear me rasping from not having enough air left to actually laugh made it even better
11:25 PM - Ross: "kut, what... what are you doing..."
11:25 PM - Ross: "k-kut..."
11:25 PM - Ross: "HOLY FUCK HIS COMMANDER"
11:25 PM - Ross: BOOM
11:26 PM - Ross: *silence from ace, raucous laughter at 4am from me*
11:26 PM - Gurne: LOL
11:26 PM - Ross: i wish to god i'd filmed that
11:26 PM - Ross: like
11:26 PM - Ross: with a camera
11:26 PM - Ross: to pick up us talking
11:26 PM - Ross: mind you fraps would record that
11:26 PM - Ross: but god
11:26 PM - Ross: that was so perfect
11:26 PM - Ross: he never saw it coming
11:27 PM - Ross: he knew i was about to do something astonishingly malicious but he had no idea what
11:27 PM - Gurne: You missed it when it was me/ace hivemind versus advid
11:27 PM - Ross: now he doesn't play spring with me anymore :(
11:27 PM - Gurne: Advid had our base zeroed with the
11:27 PM - Gurne: what was it
11:27 PM - Gurne: the fucking gatling artillery for the blue guys
11:27 PM - Gurne: And we moved base like three times
11:27 PM - Gurne: BUT
11:27 PM - Gurne: Advid wasn't thorough
11:27 PM - Gurne: so I was still in the original base
11:27 PM - Gurne: I'm on skype with Ace
11:27 PM - Gurne: With advid
11:28 PM - Gurne: And I just start going
11:28 PM - Gurne: SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
11:28 PM - Gurne: SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
11:28 PM - Gurne: Ace looks over
11:28 PM - Gurne: And all you see
11:28 PM - Gurne: Is two nukes launching
11:28 PM - Gurne: And he just starts going
11:28 PM - Gurne: SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
11:28 PM - Gurne: Then Advid's like
11:28 PM - Gurne: wut
11:28 PM - Ross: oh jesus
11:28 PM - Ross: lmfao
11:28 PM - Gurne: and suddenly
11:28 PM - Gurne: BOOM
11:28 PM - Gurne: nukes his base
11:28 PM - Ross: that's like what maff did to the korean starcraft nerd
11:28 PM - Gurne: Yeah
11:28 PM - Gurne: Red dots all over the place
11:28 PM - Gurne: etc
11:28 PM - Ross: yeah
11:29 PM - Ross: oh god
11:29 PM - Ross: if you want to play with a malicious gamer, i'm your man though
11:29 PM - Ross: i raped in dow
11:29 PM - Ross: the first time was assassination
11:29 PM - Ross: i get railed in straight out games but i own at assassination
11:29 PM - Ross: especially against sides where units who can see infiltrated shit aren't common
11:29 PM - Ross: (ie not chaos)
11:30 PM - Ross: i had a pretty respectable skyray battalion just rolling everyone nearby
11:30 PM - Ross: my allies were both dead within 10 minutes
11:30 PM - Ross: my base lasted half an hour or so and i destroyed about two or three large bases
11:30 PM - Ross: but i planned ahead
11:30 PM - Ross: i had literally a full cap of stealthsuits
11:31 PM - Ross: and loads of devilfish
11:31 PM - Ross: so i loaded my commander and a security detachment into one
11:31 PM - Ross: all my builder units into another
11:31 PM - Ross: and then sent the rest with my stealthsuits on fire support
11:31 PM - Ross: fucking lol
11:31 PM - Ross: i trashed at least 5 bases
11:31 PM - Ross: built another three of my own
11:32 PM - Ross: the game only ended when it did because after three and a half hours they were getting so raged they'd forfeit anyway
11:32 PM - Ross: i'd been moving my units around so that even by the time my stealthsuits were dead, my commander still hadn't even been spotted
11:32 PM - Gurne: Know what's a malicious tactic in C&C3 + Kane's Wrath?
11:32 PM - Ross: so i went with him and trashed another two bases before they finally killed him
11:33 PM - Ross: i killed something like 1,000 units for 200 losses or some shit
11:33 PM - Ross: it was fucking incredible
11:33 PM - Ross: and the best bit was, i have the demofile of the whole damn thing
11:33 PM - Gurne: lol
11:33 PM - Gurne: Kut
11:33 PM - Gurne: If you ever get to play C&C3 with Kane's Wrath expansion
11:33 PM - Ross: ~i am a fucking trollmasta~
11:33 PM - Gurne: GDI
11:33 PM - Ross: oh don't start me
11:33 PM - Ross: ra1
11:34 PM - Gurne: and build the structure that let's you get the MARV
11:34 PM - Ross: mammoth tanks.
11:34 PM - Ross: ninety of them.
11:34 PM - Gurne: MARV basically VACUUMS fucking tib fields
11:34 PM - Ross: ninety.
11:34 PM - Gurne: So what do you do?
11:34 PM - Ross: mammoth tanks.
11:34 PM - Gurne: Silo whore
11:34 PM - Gurne: And just run the MARV
11:34 PM - Ross: 11:34 PM - Ross: mammoth tanks.
11:34 PM - Ross: ninety of them.
11:34 PM - Gurne: through every fucking field
11:34 PM - Gurne: you can find
11:34 PM - Gurne: And I know
11:34 PM - Ross: sorry that just kills everything
11:34 PM - Ross: i had about 20 of each aircraft type
11:34 PM - Ross: 50 of each other vehicle
11:34 PM - Ross: hundreds of infantry
11:34 PM - Gurne: But sucking up every last vestige of tiberium on the map
11:34 PM - Gurne: is lul
11:35 PM - Ross: and if it was a map with water and i capped an allied cy,
11:35 PM - Ross: cruiser fire support
11:35 PM - Ross: ...
11:35 PM - Ross: now all of that
11:35 PM - Ross: firing on one target at a time
11:35 PM - Ross: gurne
11:35 PM - Ross: try and imagine the maliciousness
11:35 PM - Gurne: yeah
11:35 PM - Ross: it's just too much to comprehend
11:35 PM - Gurne: In DoW
11:35 PM - Ross: OH
11:35 PM - Ross: OH
11:35 PM - Gurne: When Dreadnaughts were a fucking bitch
11:35 PM - Gurne: To kill
11:35 PM - Gurne: It was fun
11:35 PM - Ross: did i tell you about the baneblade
11:36 PM - Gurne: To just deepstrike them
11:36 PM - Gurne: All over the person's base
11:36 PM - Gurne: on like
11:36 PM - Gurne: Whatever the red mode was called
11:36 PM - Gurne: Where it was just
11:36 PM - Gurne: Go berserker
11:36 PM - Gurne: Holy shit that was lulz
11:36 PM - Ross: duder
11:36 PM - Ross: this kid
11:36 PM - Ross: he had a baneblade.
11:36 PM - Ross: and no sense.
11:36 PM - Ross: he sent it unescorted into my main base
11:36 PM - Ross: lmao what a stupid
11:36 PM - Ross: i had stealthsuits
11:36 PM - Ross: and i mean
11:36 PM - Ross: a LOT of them
11:37 PM - Ross: set up around my base
11:37 PM - Gurne: You always send detectors with that shit
11:37 PM - Ross: i blocked it from the front
11:37 PM - Gurne: And if you don't
11:37 PM - Gurne: You look for the little blue fucking things
11:37 PM - Ross: and then jetted half right over it to block it from behind
11:37 PM - Gurne: and just do the attack ground
11:37 PM - Ross: because it was in a bottleneck
11:37 PM - Ross: and absolutely trashed it
11:37 PM - Ross: before he could react
11:37 PM - Ross: he was so fucking mad
11:37 PM - Ross: "FUCK OFF INVISIBLE CUNT"
11:37 PM - Ross: the best part?
11:37 PM - Ross: he did it again...
11:38 PM - Ross: in the exact same spot...
11:38 PM - Ross: with no detectors...
11:38 PM - Gurne: :downs:
11:38 PM - Ross: also this other game
11:38 PM - Ross: my teammates both dropped out or got mown down
11:38 PM - Ross: so it was me vs 3 guys who fancied themselves as pro
11:38 PM - Ross: and as i was watching the demo i realised it showed their team chat as well as mine
11:38 PM - Ross: so i was reading it
11:38 PM - Ross: and they were so overconfident
11:39 PM - Ross: they sent a massive combined army to attack me
11:39 PM - Ross: i met it with my standard defensive tactic
11:39 PM - Ross: which is to say
11:39 PM - Ross: SKYRAY FIRING LINE
11:39 PM - Ross: just missile barraged the fuck out of them
11:39 PM - Ross: there were no survivors
11:39 PM - Ross: literally none
11:39 PM - Ross: and reading their team chat
11:39 PM - Ross: lmfao
11:39 PM - Ross: "uh
11:39 PM - Ross: "dude...
11:39 PM - Ross: "what?"
11:40 PM - Ross: "he uh, he just owned you"
11:40 PM - Ross: "WHAT"
11:40 PM - Ross: "HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL"
11:40 PM - Ross: "ya he's good..."
11:40 PM - Ross: then their whole team disconnected
11:40 PM - Ross: lmbo i'm useless at dow
11:41 PM - Ross: i only do well if my teammates buy me enough time to climb the tech ladder and mass my army
11:41 PM - Ross: but once i get a full cap of skyrays
11:41 PM - Ross: look the fuck out
11:41 PM - Gurne: You should watch my buddy
11:41 PM - Gurne: It's like
11:41 PM - Gurne: Dude
11:41 PM - Gurne: Why the fuck are you bothering
11:41 PM - Gurne: sending in
11:41 PM - Gurne: TWO
11:41 PM - Gurne: landspeeders
11:41 PM - Gurne: THen suddenly
11:41 PM - Gurne: *rain of drop pods*
11:42 PM - Gurne: *terminators, dreadnaughts, and all other nasty forms of FUCK YOUR BASE units appear*
11:42 PM - Ross: there is nothing i love more than paratrooper/orbital drop/burrowing/etc units
11:42 PM - Ross: so i can just pull a fucking massive army out of my arse and be like
11:42 PM - Ross: "oh, oh dear"
11:42 PM - Ross: "you appear to have just lost"
11:42 PM - Ross: "welp"
11:42 PM - Ross: i had the ee2 demo
11:42 PM - Ross: that had territories and borders and shit right
11:43 PM - Ross: and basic diplomacy which worked with the ais
11:43 PM - Ross: so i started playing them off against each other while sneakily cutting their armies into bite-sized little pieces and then when i had them entirely cut off
11:43 PM - Ross: WHOOPS LOL I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE
11:43 PM - Ross: SORRY ABOUT YOUR ARMY~
11:44 PM - Ross: *steals completely undefended territories*
11:44 PM - Ross: "ghengis khan has offered to surrended"
11:44 PM - Ross: "LOL NOPE"
11:44 PM - Ross: *razes every last structure to the ground*
11:45 PM - Ross: god
11:45 PM - Ross: that shit was awesome
11:45 PM - Ross: (this is why you never get on my bad side in a game)
11:45 PM - Gurne: heh

[Rosco]

ross doesn't it strike you, that you said 17 things or so in a row, and all he replied with was heh? xD

[rossmum]

not really, used to it :downs:

[Bodzilla]

i'm sorry ross i tried but it's 7pm bro.

couldnt read it sef.
i'd read a bit get distracted lost where i was an re-read the same part only to forget it again before i got to the bottom of the quote.

DAm you pen0r for messing with my brain :(

[n00b1n8R]

not really, used to it :downs:
it's like talking to you then. :downs:

E:

11:29 PM - Ross: i raped in dow
:dieslaughing:

[Bodzilla]

heh

[Spartan094]

[16:59] [ASP]Spartan-094: btw funny story
[17:00] [ASP]Spartan-094: the h3 spartan model. you know the power lights on it?
[17:00] [ASP]Spartan-094: the legs shoulders .etc
[17:00] =Σ= krapfen: ya
[17:00] [ASP]Spartan-094: i never knew there were power lights on the head D:
[17:00] [ASP]Spartan-094: and in my screenshots
[17:00] [ASP]Spartan-094: i had them in it
[17:00] [ASP]Spartan-094: i never fucking noticed it
[17:01] [ASP]Spartan-094: for a year
[17:01] [ASP]Spartan-094: i never knew and it was staring at me in the face
[17:01] [ASP]Spartan-094: i feel retarded :|
[17:01] =Σ= krapfen: what
[17:01] =Σ= krapfen: theyre on the head too?
[17:01] =Σ= krapfen: holy shit

Obviously he didn't know either....


[16:56] =Σ= krapfen: ya know the girl who sniffed me yesterday?
[16:56] [ASP]Spartan-094: yea
[16:56] =Σ= krapfen: she stole my tie today.
[16:56] [ASP]Spartan-094: :/ she strikes again
[16:56] =Σ= krapfen: srsly
[16:57] [ASP]Spartan-094: why would you want a tie....
[16:57] =Σ= krapfen: idfk

[Bodzilla]

she just wants you to go get it :jiggwitit:
:stayingalive:

[InnerGoat]

7:06 PM - [clan clan] Selentic: I used to swallow my semen when I first started masturbating because I thought if I just flushed it down the toilet, all the unborn babies would die. Recently, I found out I wasn't the only one who did this.

[p0lar_bear]

Oh dear god what the crap please tell me that is copypasta :gonk:

[Bodzilla]

:gonk:

[Chainsy]

:q:

[Xetsuei]

:gonk:


:gonk:


:q:

Lmao

[mech]

I love how i get accused of shit posting when i make my own honest opinion fully informed at that.

:ohdear:

[TVTyrant]

tvtyrant: Lul.
=Σ= krapfen: i just almost clicked "shutdown" on my computer without realizing if i do that then i wont be able to talk to you or anyone else unless i turn it back on
=Σ= krapfen: so like
=Σ= krapfen: idfk
tvtyrant: WTF?
tvtyrant: THe color of the text changed on my screen
tvtyrant: :O
=Σ= krapfen: pics
=Σ= krapfen: pics now
tvtyrant: Now its back to normal
=Σ= krapfen: damnit
=Σ= krapfen: another kodac moment
=Σ= krapfen: BOOM
tvtyrant: It was black!!!
tvtyrant: :O:O:O:O
=Σ= krapfen: fuck you and your little bear too kodac
=Σ= krapfen: your cameras never actually fly in and take pics at "that" moment
=Σ= krapfen: the only thing they do is take pics of me while im sleepin
=Σ= krapfen: tis bullshit
=Σ= krapfen: im very angsty tonight
=Σ= krapfen: idk why
tvtyrant: wth are you talking about?
tvtyrant: I'm gonna put this part on Modacity
=Σ= krapfen: kodac
tvtyrant: Your not making any sense ;O
=Σ= krapfen: oh wait
=Σ= krapfen: is is codak
=Σ= krapfen: the fucing cameras
=Σ= krapfen: they call it a kodac moment or something:lol:

[Bodzilla]

[21:47] Terrence: was holding girlfriends hands today
[21:47] Terrence: "holey crap your hands are huge O__o"
[21:47] Terrence: heh
[21:47] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: "much like your chin:"
[21:47] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: heh
[21:47] Terrence: EVERYONE
[21:47] Terrence: NEEDS TO POKE IT
[21:47] Terrence: ESPECIALLY MERLIN
[21:47] Terrence: HE IS THE WORST
[21:47] Terrence: HE MUST GROPE IT
[21:47] Terrence: HE MUST GROPE MY YUGIOH CHIN

[n00b1n8R]

;lsfdjhka;lfg;kdsa QUEEZLE DAMN YOU

[Bodzilla]

stroke that chin bitch

[n00b1n8R]

yo zilla, late night modacity = our private chatroom amiright?

[Bodzilla]

tooo busy arguing with dane.


FFFFF

[Chainsy]

Henchmen #21: no shit mang :)
Henchmen #21: ugh i hate **** *******
Henchmen #21: they ruin everything
Henchmen #21: especially snaf
Henchmen #21: his hands look like my balls
Henchmen #21: needs to shave
Henchmen #21: seriously
Henchmen #21: I am curious, but revolted in that I want to see his ass
Henchmen #21: just so I can see if it has chops like wolverine
GasolineRain: LOL
Henchmen #21: If I had that much ass hair, I would go for that shit
Jk snaf, I <3 you.
Well that lead to this disturbing conversation with deep.



sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: if i had that much ass hair, i would shampoo and blow dry my asshole
Henchmen #21: lol
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: after every bowel movement
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: because it would be impossible to wipe cleanly
Henchmen #21: lol
Henchmen #21: i have a partially hairy ass hole, its hell
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: i do as well, since i'm not a magically awesome white dude that has hair growing only on his pits and head
Henchmen #21: like, how the fuck do i shave something like that?
Henchmen #21: razor will get caught in the curlies
Henchmen #21: scissors....
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: was <.<
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: 8wax
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: fuck
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: *wax
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: third times the charm
Henchmen #21: fuck no, I am not blindly sticking scissors in the space between my sphincter and my balls
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: yeah, they have that nair shit
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: you know
Henchmen #21: and waxing, jesus, what if the skin came off too!?!?
Henchmen #21: wouldnt be able to sit down for a week
Henchmen #21: and running?!?! oh god the sweat?!?!
Henchmen #21: oh nair
Henchmen #21: LOL
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: yeah the bikini wax shit
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: er
Henchmen #21: GO TO ONE OF THOSE LASER HAIR REMOVAL SALONS
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: not wax, its like some kind of stupid cream
Henchmen #21: THEY FIRE A LASER UP YOUR ASS
Henchmen #21: lol, at the end of the week, you can write in your acomplishment calender" had laser shoot hairs off my butthole this week"
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: yeah, and it would be all sweaty like bologna on a sidewalk
Henchmen #21: oh god
Henchmen #21: images
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: yep
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ:the imagery is horrible
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: "whats extra horrifying about this image, is that it'll pop into your mind at the most unusual times, like when you flip a light switch, start your car, or make out with your girlfriend
Henchmen #21: bone killer dude

[ExAm]

Killjoy: Jeez
Killjoy: Another Dead Ringer.
Running From Sandvich!: damn
Killjoy: Tell me Valve.
Running From Sandvich!: i hope that trading system comes soon
Killjoy: When you looked into my inventory...
Killjoy: Did you see a SIGN that said Dead Ringer storage?.

[rossmum]

http://allaircraftarcade.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16104&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30

My post down. Someone had to end that damn argument, so I guess I just decided it may as well be me vOv

(not sure if you can see this without an account - if not, basically I shut both parties up and shamed them into apologies without using a single expletive or insult)

[Reaper Man]

:lol:
UGH. Lookit dese scrubs. It's a fucking Kodak Moment. L2cameras.

[Bodzilla]

[21:35] Terrence: had hot date with gf
[21:35] Terrence: went to her place
[21:36] Terrence: got first kiss
[21:36] Terrence: story went a bit like this
[21:36] Terrence: (shit gota find how i described it to my mate)
[21:36] Terrence: Terrence says:
*and so we're looking at each other
*and i'm like (whispering) "what do i do now"
*and she's all "you're meant to kiss me"
*and i'm like "....ok..."
*and lean in
*and about 5 seconds later i lean the fuck out of there
[21:36] Terrence: there we go
[21:36] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: sounds intense
[21:37] Terrence: apparently (on a scale of 1 - 10) i worked my way from a 3 to a 7.75 (the ladies go crazy for my neck kissing skillz)
[21:37] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: heh
[21:37] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: see my friend
[21:37] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: this is what we like to call bragging
[21:37] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: dont it feel good n00b
[21:37] Terrence: feels good man
[21:37] Terrence: i'm too much of a gentlmen to brag about it to any IRL mates
[21:37] Terrence: so you get to hear about it
[21:37] Terrence: :D
[21:38] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: heh
[21:38] Terrence: basically i freaked the fuck out
[21:38] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: brb
[21:38] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: telling teh world

[n00b1n8R]

:smugsome:

[Chainsy]

So noob, did she poor bleach down her throat right after, or 2 hours later when it hit her? :downsdance:

[n00b1n8R]

So noob, did she poor bleach down her throat right after, or 2 hours later when it hit her? :downsdance:

She was actually all like "haha, I kissed the cromson chin!" and i was all "achievment unlocked!" lulz were had

[rossmum]

what does she look like

if you're the crimson chin...,

[ExAm]

Noob is lying. The chin will never let him have a lady. He has a destiny to fulfill.

With great chin, comes great responsibility.
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i69/asiacunt/Crimson_Chin_300.gif

[MetKiller Joe]

TomClancey

Hey, a new ZP
MetKiller joe

Yes
Duke Nukem: Forever is so awesome
He describes it perfectly
TomClancey

Yep

MetKiller joe


such an AWESOME game
TomClancey

I bought it when it came out, loved every second of it.

MetKiller Joe

It was like an orgy for my eyes :Dhttp://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/blank.gif
TomClancey

Yeah pretty much
Took me almost 600 hours to complete through it once!
Still only at 10% completion.

[rossmum]

1:26 PM - kolobus: btw
1:26 PM - kolobus: did you see the cod mw2 2 minute gamep[lay trailer
1:26 PM - MH434: nope
1:26 PM - kolobus: i popped such a huge fucking boner my pants ripped and i knocked a sattelite out of orbit
oh dear

[Bodzilla]

that sounds like a boner of intergalactic proportions rossmum!

you should use protection!

[RecycleBin]

Recycle Bin1337: God, I really fucking hate spam.
Cool Beans: why?
Recycle Bin1337: I keep getting spam mail from some charity for kids in Africa.
Cool Beans: i would love to hlp out i just wanna take all the african kids all release them into the jungle.
Cool Beans: owai...........
Recycle Bin1337: :O


.

[Boba]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/2201/qqqqqb.png

...http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg319/BobaTheFett76/Other/emot-q.png

[Xetsuei]

In 5th grade my teacher caught me masturbating during class. She made me come to the front of the class (pants still around my ankles) and finish in front of everyone.

[Mr Buckshot]

I was watching the last episode of Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and they had a few minutes of "Jay walking" where Jay asks simple questions to totally random people on the streets...and they get them totally wrong.

Quotes from jay walking:

Q: What does the DC in Washington DC stand for?
A: Da Capital

Q: Where is the Panama Canal located?
A: I don't know
Q: Ok, then where is the Great Wall of China located?
A: Probably China?
Q: Correct. Then where is the Panama Canal located?
A: Idk...Japan?

Q: (points at U.S. flag waving in the wind) How many stars are on that flag?
A: It's flapping too rapidly, I can't tell.

Q: Who was the first U.S. president?
A: Benjamin Franklin?

Q: Where do people speak Gaelic?
A: San Francisco

Q: Which countries border the United States?
A: I don't know
Q: take a guess?
A: Australia?

Q: What was the name of the pilgrim ship that landed at Plymouth Rock?
A: U-Haul

[itszutak]

Q: Which countries border the United States?
A: I don't know
Q: take a guess?
A: Australia?I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMOREE


Probably my favorite part of that segment.

[Mr Buckshot]

At a gas station in Washington state:

American: Hey are you guys from Europe?
Me: No we're from Canada...why?
American: Then why is it "British" Columbia on your license plate? Did you import your car from there?

That guy should go on Jay Leno's show too :P or maybe he already did.

[n00b1n8R]

*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Veo0G2qfY
*thats the trailer i saw
Terrence says:
*back
Matt says:
*you left
Terrence says:
*ok
*it's going to be shit
*soooo bad
*soooooooooooo shit
*holey fuck
*it's like they went "hey, lets take the shitty bits from the first movie
*AND MAKE IT EVEN MORE ANNOYING"
Matt says:
*i dont understand what there isnt to like, but everyone is different i guess
Terrence says:
*OH MY GOD
*I SEE ANCIENT SYMBOLS
*AND I'M AT COLEDGE
*AND MY PARENTS ARE RETARDED AS EVER
*AND MY GIRLFRIEND IS HOT
*HERE
*HAVE SOME ASS SHOTS
*SEE HOW SHOT SHE IS
*LOL
*OK SO NOW OPTIMUS IS BACK
*AND HE KEPT
*A SECRET!
*DUN DUN DUN
*AND MEGATRON IS BACK
*AND WANTS
*HIS MIND!
*(EVEN THOUGH MEGATRON DIED)
*(THAT'S HOW MUCH HE WANTS IT)
*AND LOOK
*WE'VE COMBINED ALL THE AUTOBOTS
*INTO A MEGABOT
*ARN'T WE COOL
*IT'S LIKE WE'RE THE FUCKING MIGHTY MORPHING POWER RANGERS
*it'll suck
*(fuck yahtzee, i've mastered his own art - professional bitching)

Why does Hollywood hate Transformers? :saddowns:

also

Terrence says:
*pipa just agreed to go out with me
*you're dumped
*sorry

Dumping my girlfriend for my 2nd bestest mate's 15 yr old sister helz yeaaah
Pipa using Mark's msn:

Mark says:
*no no no no u wont get me to say yes so stop asking
*she says yes
Terrence says:
*awesome
Mark says:
*no i dont
*mark is a tool
*and is lieing
*lying
Terrence says:
*shut up i just broke up with stacey to be with you you best not be lieing
Mark says:
*i said no
Terrence says:
*YOU SAID YES
Mark says:
*NO I DIDN't
*I SAID NO I WONT SAY YES
*EVER"

Shit, now i have to go suck up to stacey :(

Terrence says:
*so....
*wana go out?
*(this is kinda awquard..)
Stace - Tezza❥ says:
*(you spelt awkward wrong honey)
Terrence says:
*(is that a yes?)
Stace - Tezza❥ says:
*(i never said that lol)
Terrence says:
*(you never said no either)
Stace - Tezza❥ says:
*(i knoww)
Terrence says:
*(heh)

She can't resist :smug:

[ThePlague]

In 5th grade my teacher caught me masturbating during class. She made me come to the front of the class (pants still around my ankles) and finish in front of everyone.
What. The. Fuck. Seriously?

[Bodzilla]

[18:25] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: also
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: not happy jane
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i'm broke
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: drank ny way though 90 bucks last night
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: and didnt even get drunk
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: what teh fuck
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: home by 10:30
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: started at 6:30
[18:26] Terrence: LOL
[18:26] Terrence: LOL
[18:26] Terrence: YEARS OF BINGING
[18:26] Terrence: HAVE MADE YOU
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: fucking bullshit
[18:26] Terrence: TOLLERANT
[18:26] Terrence: LOL
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: now i'm poor
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: and 50 bucks in debt
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: :(
[18:26] Terrence: HAHAHAHAHHA
[18:26] Terrence: pwnd
[18:26] Terrence: self pwnd
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: Fuk you
[18:27] Terrence: ~never drunk in my life~
[18:27] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: fuckers dont know how to mix drinks i swear to god
[18:27] Terrence: i could get hammered with half a shot of cola rum bro
[18:27] Terrence: heh
[18:27] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: you really are a pathetic puny man

[n00b1n8R]

195 cm (6'5" for you rednecks) of puniness :smug:

[Bodzilla]

they all look the same height sprawled unconscious on the bar room floor.

[n00b1n8R]

And getting dragged into your ute and dumped on your bed to wake up with some creepy stains 7 hours later, amiright?"

Can't wait for your 21st :iamafag:

[Phobias]

zilla, we HAVE the have a drinking competition.

$400 worth of booze should just about cover the warm up.

[rossmum]

Myth - Germans have no sense of humour.

Status - BUSTED.

"What kind of artwork is Berlin?"

vOv

"An impression by Churchill on an idea by Hitler."

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-iceburn.gif

[Rob Oplawar]

Can't wait for your 21st
wait, what? Isn't the drinking age down there like 18? or are you just waiting for a birthday celebration, regardless of the age? :confused:

[StankBacon]

[14:06] p0lar_bear: word on the street is you might have a cracked fraps?
[14:06] StankBacon™: maybe
[14:07] StankBacon™: one sec
[14:11] StankBacon™: you rthter?
[14:11] p0lar_bear: yer
[14:11] <Requesting file transfer. Waiting for response>
[14:11] StankBacon™: accpt
[14:12] <Uploading file Fraps 2.9.8 Build 7777 Setup.exe>
[14:12] p0lar_bear: thanks
[14:12] <Completed uploading file Fraps 2.9.8 Build 7777 Setup.exe >
[14:12] StankBacon™: check the yt thread lol
[14:13] p0lar_bear: that poor kid
[14:13] StankBacon™: yah lol
[14:14] p0lar_bear: WOW
[14:15] p0lar_bear: dude, i ran that and it dumped three viruses into the root of C:\
[14:15] p0lar_bear: what the hell
[14:15] StankBacon™: wat
[14:15] p0lar_bear: "C:\himf.exe";"Trojan horse Generic13.ATJV";"Infected"
"C:\vpbit.exe";"Trojan horse SHeur2.AHFL";"Infected"
"C:\kgexvh.exe";"Virus found Win32/Virut";"Infected"
[14:15] StankBacon™: O_O
[14:16] p0lar_bear: wha the hell
[14:16] p0lar_bear: malware doctor?
[14:16] p0lar_bear: what the tits
[14:18] p0lar_bear: ..
[14:18] StankBacon™: hmm
[14:18] p0lar_bear: great, i've got a trojan :|
[14:18] StankBacon™: well it found them :o
[14:18] p0lar_bear: it's still installed
[14:19] StankBacon™: all cracked fraps say that shit
[14:19] StankBacon™: thats odd how this version dumoed the files tho
[14:19] StankBacon™: dumped
[14:19] p0lar_bear: it just loaded this self-extracting rar
[14:19] p0lar_bear: what the fuck
[14:20] p0lar_bear: "Task Manager has been disabled by your administrator."
[14:20] p0lar_bear: I AM THE ADMIN
[14:20] StankBacon™: wow
[14:21] StankBacon™: i just installed it and nothing happend
[14:21] <This user is now offline>

[InnerGoat]

ahahahaha you got him good

those darn pirates killing my software companies :ohdear:

[n00b1n8R]

wait, what? Isn't the drinking age down there like 18? or are you just waiting for a birthday celebration, regardless of the age? :confused:
I'm hoping to fly down to zilla-vill for his 21st next year.
I don't usually drink but I think I'll make an exception just that one time :p
(I'll still be 17 at the time though)

[Rosco]

:saddowns:

stop hacking =(

[p0lar_bear]

ahahahaha you got him good

those darn pirates killing my software companies :ohdear:

If this was a set up I'm going to murder both of you.

[StankBacon]

not at all, i installed it and nothing happened.

[rossmum]

I'm hoping to fly down to zilla-vill for his 21st next year.
I don't usually drink but I think I'll make an exception just that one time :p
(I'll still be 17 at the time though)
don't forget to pick me up


If this was a set up I'm going to murder both of you.
i take it you've fixed it then, heh

[p0lar_bear]

i take it you've fixed it then, heh

No. I haven't.

:|

[rossmum]

Format time!

[Rook]

Lol wow, please don't send me anything else bacy

[ExAm]

[00:30] Jason: I see Gabe is still drawing octopus teeth
[00:31] Ollie: Say what you want about the art
[00:31] Ollie: Penny-Arcade is the one webcomic I know that updates every day it's supposed to
[00:31] Ollie: and is funny over 2/3 of the time
[00:31] Ollie: Even XKCD can't manage the second these days
[00:31] Jason: wait wait wait
[00:32] Jason: squid nose
[00:32] Jason: octopus teeth
[00:32] Ollie: that would be the saying what you want part.
[00:32] Jason: no
[00:32] Jason: but
[00:32] Jason: they're both mollusks
[00:32] Jason: GABE IS SECRETLY PROMOTING THE MOLLUSK AGENDA
[00:33] Ollie: I think you need to clam up.
[00:34] Jason: oh yeah? well... you... hate scalloped potatoes!
[00:34] Ollie: ....touche.
[00:35] Ollie: there's no need for us to slug it out
[00:35] Ollie: I wouldn't want either of us to have to use our mussels
[00:35] Ollie: Conch we just agree to disagree?
[00:36] Jason: quit it before i hammer a snail into your skull
[00:36] Ollie: tusk, tusk.
[00:37] Jason: stop being a cuttelfish and fight me!
[00:37] Ollie: you need to stop reaching so far for your puns or you'll go limpet.
[00:38] Jason: it's hard not to, what with you quahogging all the good mollusks and all
[00:38] Ollie: Ah, bologna.
[00:38] Ollie: (say it out loud)
[00:39] Jason: i don't get what you mean, but you should stop speaking befire you make an anemone out of me
[00:39] Jason: *befoer
[00:39] Jason: *before
[00:39] Ollie: HAHAHA!
[00:39] Ollie: I win
[00:39] Ollie: Not a mollusk!
[00:40] Jason: CURSES
[00:40] Jason: You may have won the battle, but I'll brush up on my marine biology before our next encounter!
[00:42] Ollie: And your pun skills
So yeah, I suck at puns.

[Bodzilla]

I'm hoping to fly down to zilla-vill for his 21st next year.
I don't usually drink but I think I'll make an exception just that one time :p
(I'll still be 17 at the time though)

dats alot of money :o

[n00b1n8R]

bro, I can get flights down to brizzy (1000K ~ half the length of the state) for <$100 if I book well in advance. Shouldn't be more then another $50 to get into northern NSW somewhere you can get me.

[Bodzilla]

:o

i was thinking more like 300-400 by the time you get back O___o

[rossmum]

This was just too golden to pass up.

In response to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meLpuF9UMvk) video of Oilers (best team) fans singing O Canada (best anthem):


how do they all know the words? amazing!

...

[n00b1n8R]

Terrence says:
*zilla
*sexy
*babe
*ho
*slut
*faggot
*cunt
*dick
*douche
*baby
*<3
bodzilla says:
*hello
*wut
Terrence says:
*teh female
*she is behind me
*on teh bed
*wtf
bodzilla says:
*go show her your ENOURMOUS
*chin
Terrence says:
*she is lol'ing
bodzilla says:
*heh
*sup babe
Terrence says:
*she says teh roof
bodzilla says:
*whats the slu--- gorgous womens name?
Terrence says:
*this is a gf brosef, not one of your fuckbuddies
*also, stacey
bodzilla says:
*wut
*also stacey
*harro
Terrence says:
*she says hello
bodzilla says:
*dis is shitty wok. wut u leik
Terrence says:
*(she keeps kisising my next wtf do i do)
*more lol'ing
bodzilla says:
*harro? ow bout teh schitty beef
Terrence says:
*apparently she doesn't want shitty chicken of flied lice, do you sell anything else?
*she dosn't want the beef either
*vOv
bodzilla says:
*i av she schitty sreemp
Terrence says:
*apparently she doesn't want shitty anything
*(why is she with me :S)
bodzilla says:
*tell her o hurry up and stick it in teh pooper
*heh.
Terrence says:
*there was XD'ing and "lovely"
*(i've been waiting for you to say that :v:)
bodzilla says:
*also
*QUICK
*BITE TERRANCES NECK
*IT MAKES HIM DO THIS
*X___X
*then i fap
*enjoyable by all
*:D
Terrence says:
*(done)
*(bye)
bodzilla says:
*wut.
*explin urself meister
Terrence says:
*bye~
bodzilla says:
*WUT
*THIS IS BULLSHIT
*F
*i'm singing atm
*i'll get inside you
Terrence says:
*sorry, still busy
bodzilla says:
*oh i c
*your getting inside her
*: jiggy wit it:
*WHY YOU TALING TO ME
*FOO
*FFFF STACEY
*I"LL SHOW YOU what a real mans like
*heh
*one that spends fridays alone singing and drinking bourboon D:
Terrence says:
*she hates bourbon
*vOv
bodzilla says:
*WHAT ABOUT BOURBOON BREATH?
*it's the shit
*of win
*how can she say such unbelievable things
*man
*dump dat beach
*afte you pwn teh pooper
*heh.
Terrence says:
*she just saw a pic of you
*apparently you have funny lips
bodzilla says:
*all the more for sucking dic--- nipples
*nom nom nom
*nom nom nom
*cant get enough of it
*with the Fuck buddy
Terrence says:
*oh she loves you bro
bodzilla says:
*i'd mung on that shit for like
*30 minutes
Terrence says:
*the une who ditched you?
bodzilla says:
*nom nom nom
*the one who got the wrong impression
*that one.
Terrence says:
*what impression is there to get
*you wanted sex
*vOv
bodzilla says:
*i dont understand man
*i went for the skankiest how
*with a BAD history
*and she was like confused
*she aint no lady brosef
*lol
*OI STACEY
*BEFORE YOU GET WRONG IMPRESSION I AM NOT A USER AND ABUSER
*k bro
Terrence says:
*am lol'ing
bodzilla says:
*just so where coo
*also
Terrence says:
*and she's feeling my manttities
bodzilla says:
*nice bewbz
*nom nom nom
*EFFRRGgg
*those tits where yours
*WHAT THE FUCK
*FF
*ERRGGghhh
*asfhsjfhsfjh
Terrence says:
*dude
*loooool
*>_>
bodzilla says:
*<_<
*indeed
*lets never speak of this again
Terrence says:
*deal
bodzilla says:
*harro stacey
Terrence says:
*she's busy bro stfu
bodzilla says:
*oh dude
*shes gunna pwn you in the pooper
*i bet shes got a mean streek
*you gunna be the bitch here
*bro
*heh
*STICK IT IT HIS POOPER!
*DO IT!111
*For JUSTICE
*heh
*your a fucking slave n00b
*my rofl's are peaking at 99%
*also
*good thing i set up some cameras in your room
*heh
wtf this should not happen :tinfoil:

[Bodzilla]

it will always happen number 2.

[LlamaMaster]

IQ 153 here.
I hate my life. But I hate yours more.
:lmao:

[TVTyrant]

ant: lol
=Σ= krapfen: i have a battle anthem
tvtyrant: A battle anthem?
=Σ= krapfen: yes
tvtyrant: What do you mean?
=Σ= krapfen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyx7uLU8aGY&feature=related
=Σ= krapfen: my battle anthem
=Σ= krapfen: its automatically scripted to play when i get into an epic battle
=Σ= krapfen: not random encounters
=Σ= krapfen: im talking epic battles
=Σ= krapfen: like
=Σ= krapfen: iv got my robe on with my rose-engraved katana
=Σ= krapfen: with the red metal on it
=Σ= krapfen: yeah
=Σ= krapfen: lol
tvtyrant: Lulz
tvtyrant: In Halo CE?
=Σ= krapfen: no
=Σ= krapfen: in RL
=Σ= krapfen: :O
tvtyrant: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:lmao: Me and Donut have too much fun.

[n00b1n8R]

bodzilla says:
*oh before i go
*just sent ross a Txt mesg
*he said not to call him after 9pm
*"yo ro ross im sending you a message at 9:15.
*you mad?
*it's really fucking cold. call ya tomorrow. thinking of you. sweet dreams my sweetheart
*heh
*also
*night 4 rael
*wait
*he wrote back
*"fuckign enraged"
*that jstu made my night

[ExAm]

I think this counts as quotes, sort of.

A list of ancient pompeiian graffiti (http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm)

[klange]

I think this counts as quotes, sort of.

A list of ancient pompeiian graffiti (http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm)
II.2.3 (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid
I like where this is going.

[MetKiller Joe]

Posted by: Phoenix1330

Posted by: metkiller joe

Posted by: Forge Fan92
The Superintendent has gone rampant! All of these transmissions..... what does it mean? "Keep it clean" he says. Over and over and over again. He needs repair!

Think of these super complex AI's computers as a huge RAID array. If you destroy a bit of it, it will still function with limited ability and duration.

It probably won't cause the AI to become rampant but probably start spewing none-sense.

yes all the raid for killing the bugs
.

[p0lar_bear]

This is why you don't talk about real-world things to Halo fans. :downs:

[rossmum]

iAtty (1:35:45 PM): hey wait
iAtty (1:35:47 PM): what happended to freelancer
iAtty (1:35:52 PM): i'm too lazy to read that thread
iAtty (1:35:56 PM): it's full of too much faggotry
teh rossmum (1:35:58 PM): read it
teh rossmum (1:36:01 PM): do it
iAtty (1:36:14 PM): suck my dick, it's been known to stave off dehydration
oh dear

[Chainsy]

He's telling the truth :q:

[Bodzilla]

Thread:
"Manly things for men with huge penis's (your penis must be this long 8---------D to post)"

I don't even understand the purpose of this thread
Dont look now but your impotence is showing :ssh:

heh.

[Atty]

oh dear
faggot

[Gwunty]

DSalimander: <|8^{D
GwuntWarmer: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT
GwuntWarmer: FUCKING FAGGOTRY
DSalimander: lies
GwuntWarmer: WITH FUCKING INTERNET EMOTIONS
GwuntWarmer: FFFFFFFFFF
DSalimander: 8======================================|
<==============================================
GwuntWarmer: REAL MEN THRUST THERE MANHOOD INTO THE FUCKING COMPUTER TO EXPRESS EMOTION OVER THE INTERNET
DSalimander: :D
DSalimander: roflmfao
FUCK YHEA GUIS

[DEElekgolo]

TacoFloyd 'ᴥ': i love your attitude
DooLoogooloo™: its married

.

[Xetsuei]

15 minutes into owning one you'd smack yourself on the forehead and exclaim, "I could have had a V8!"

Genius.

[n00b1n8R]

Stace - Tezza❥ says:
*I love you :-3
Terrence says:
*i know
*:hansolo:
Stace - Tezza❥ says:
*fail
Terrence says:
*sure thing leia

She hates Starwars :smugsome:

[ultama121]

Knight-Hart [Sexy]: i have freak ass dreams.
Knight-Hart [Sexy]: That don't make any sense whatsoever.
Grim [ultama]: i can tell :U
Knight-Hart [Sexy]: lol
Knight-Hart [Sexy]: Simpsons Fabric Sex doll...
Knight-Hart [Sexy]: uh
Knight-Hart [Sexy]: that was a wet dream...
Knight-Hart [Sexy]: :(
Knight-Hart [Sexy]: And it was bad.
Knight-Hart [Sexy]: a bad bad drema
Grim [ultama]: WAT
Knight-Hart [Sexy]: i started raping this sex toy, and it was yello and had a cartoon face, so I remembered it as the simspons.
:gonk:

[Bodzilla]

nuke it from orbit.

[LlamaMaster]

That's sexytime for ya.

[Spartan094]

[14:51] Arbiter Lεзт: damn im stupid
[14:51] Arbiter Lεзт: i tried to connect on xbl
[14:51] Arbiter Lεзт: for like 10 minutes
[14:52] Arbiter Lεзт: and there was a news bulletin saying xbl will be down today
[14:52] [ASP]VP Spartan-094: hurrrrrr

[Jean-Luc]

JeanLuc 761 (1:47:47 PM): Why don't we remove steak knives from the house too

JeanLuc 761 (1:47:48 PM): :p

"Snafubar" (1:47:56 PM): we should

"Snafubar" (1:48:00 PM): women use them to remove penises!

JeanLuc 761 (1:48:04 PM): ._.

"Snafubar" (1:48:07 PM): FUCK YOU LORENA BOBBIT

"Snafubar" (1:48:15 PM): CHANGE YOUR LAST NAME TO CHOPIT

JeanLuc 761 (1:48:33 PM): Nah, you're thinking of a wedding ring.

JeanLuc 761 (1:48:36 PM): OH

"Snafubar" (1:48:39 PM): oh

"Snafubar" (1:48:39 PM): oh

"Snafubar" (1:48:40 PM): oh

"Snafubar" (1:48:42 PM): oh

"Snafubar" (1:48:44 PM): ohhhhhh

"Snafubar" (1:48:46 PM): DAMN!

JeanLuc 761 (1:48:51 PM): o/

"Snafubar" (1:49:27 PM): no

"Snafubar" (1:49:30 PM): \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\o

"Snafubar" (1:49:33 PM): is more like it

We're fun.

[klange]

(12:35:05 AM) Rob Oplawar: well, I'm personally a scientologist
(12:35:16 AM) Rob Oplawar: that's the only religion that makes sense to me
(12:35:23 AM) Rob Oplawar: and it's been really good to me
(12:35:32 AM) Kevin Lange: I'M A CLOSET ANON
(12:36:12 AM) Kevin Lange: Where's my suit and Guy Fawkes mask...
(12:36:18 AM) Kevin Lange: And what's your current address?
'twas all in jest.

[Heathen]

(11:50:08 PM) paperr10t: think we should go baby killing tonight
(11:50:22 PM) Travis: yes it is proper
(11:50:24 PM) paperr10t: its a good night to eat a baby's insides
(11:50:25 PM) Travis: and heh
(11:50:32 PM) Travis: i am gonna kill about a billion of them later
(11:50:54 PM) paperr10t: sweet... can i wa- wow... just got that
(11:51:02 PM) paperr10t: u sick fuck
(11:52:22 PM) paperr10t: are u killing them now?
(11:52:23 PM) paperr10t: lol
(11:54:17 PM) Travis: in a few seconds
(11:54:17 PM) Travis: haha
(11:54:18 PM) Travis: naw
(11:54:19 PM) Travis: jk
(11:54:26 PM) Travis: bout to kill some black babies in a second

In case you are like paper and didn't get it, I have to take a shit.

[Bodzilla]

Thats a lowzy way of saying it.

"i'm off to drop the kids off at the pool" is much more Manly.

[DEElekgolo]

(8:52:11 PM) Thrasher Alpha: Brb.
(8:52:22 PM) Thrasher Alpha: I gota look for white people.
.

[MetKiller Joe]

(10:29:41 PM) Don: 6GB in total
(10:29:48 PM) Don: two 2GBs and two 1GBs
(10:29:53 PM) Mark: (mouth drops on model-m)
(10:29:57 PM) Don: lawl
(10:30:06 PM) Don: yeah.. foreclosed house, she says, they just tossed everything
(10:30:21 PM) Don: and she was nice enough to actually stop and pick up all the relevant stuff and mail it to me
(10:30:27 PM) Mark: http://procesador.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/ffuuuu.jpg
(10:30:34 PM) Don: haha
(10:30:46 PM) Mark: christ....
(10:30:54 PM) Mark: I could run 3ds max x64...
(10:30:57 PM) Mark: :D
(10:30:57 PM) Don: HAHA
(10:31:04 PM) Don: that seriously made me laugh

.

[rossmum]

beer slogans own


Spitfire Beer: Downed all over Kent, just like the Luftwaffe.

[InnerGoat]

post

[Rob Oplawar]

(05:05:55 PM) CloggedCoho: That message you sent me is uncalled for. My brother killing himself had nothing to do with my mother's terrible parenting.

got this mysterious message today. troll? bot? friend messing with me? confused person whose brother really committed suicide? i have no idea. he just sent the one message.

e:

(05:05:55 PM) CloggedCoho: That message you sent me is uncalled for. My brother killing himself had nothing to do with my mother's terrible parenting.
(05:06:41 PM) roboplawar: hey mass
(05:06:51 PM) roboplawar: sup
(05:10:08 PM) roboplawar: we don't speak for months and this is how you treat me?
(05:10:35 PM) roboplawar: it's not my fault your mom's a bitch
(05:18:06 PM) roboplawar: fine, be that way, asshole
(05:46:55 PM) CloggedCoho: I have no idea who you are - and the name is not one I have talked to
(05:47:07 PM) roboplawar: so why are you messaging me?
(05:47:12 PM) roboplawar: (05:05:55 PM) CloggedCoho: That message you sent me is uncalled for. My brother killing himself had nothing to do with my mother's terrible parenting.
(05:47:59 PM) CloggedCoho: You contacted me ooff list - g bye
(05:48:36 PM) roboplawar: kk, fun talking to ya

I took a stab in the dark- mass was my best guess for somebody sending me a message like that. hey, you just need to be right some of the time for stupid people to think you're psychic.

Anyways, what a weird thing.


ee: People with AIM, I now invite you to troll this kid. D:

[ExAm]

post

So let me get this straight, you get full mod and you decide to run around posting "post"?

[Bodzilla]

Exam get on Steam, we need to start visualizing our plan for the modacity mod coupe

[ExAm]

Exam get on Steam, we need to start visualizing our plan for the modacity mod coupeI ain't startin' no coup brah.

PS coupe is a car, coup is what you were thinking of.

[Bodzilla]

you are so getting an infraction for that >:(

[rossmum]

you lowly section mods can't give infractions

~owned~

[ExAm]

You can't infract what you're not allowed to infract :iamafag:

PS, Ross, Offtopic section mods still have the biggest pool of users (out of all section mods) upon which to practice their reign of terror sane, just moderation :downs:

[Bodzilla]

http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/3521/funkyseeac0.jpg

hey exam
o/

[rossmum]

12:08 AM - you spail at felling.: wow this is wrong
12:08 AM - you spail at felling.: a guy uploaded pomp and circumstance to youtube
12:08 AM - you spail at felling.: and like
12:08 AM - you spail at felling.: ALL the comments
12:08 AM - you spail at felling.: are american schoolkids/uni grads going on with WOOO CLASS OF ___ bullshit
12:08 AM - you spail at felling.: you fuckin retards, it's a british patriotic song, take that shit elsewhere
12:09 AM - you spail at felling.: or did they not notice the whole audience bursting into LAAAND OF HOPE AND GLOOOORY during the chorus
12:09 AM - you spail at felling.: jesus hfuckin thieving yanks, don't you guys have some bastardised version of god save the queen too

make up your own patriotic songs once in a while, fuck

*listens to nimrod, tries to think pure thoughts of big ben and spitfires and countryside pubs* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE THIS ONE

[Bodzilla]

-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: lol
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: just heard a joke
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: "how many frenchmen does it take to defend paris?"
you spail at felling.: one to hold the white flag?
you spail at felling.: lmao
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: "it's never been done"
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: lol
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i pissed myself laughing


you spail at felling.: shortest book in the library?
you spail at felling.: french war heroes, a front and back cover

Rofl

[rossmum]

you missed the only thing the french should be allowed to host, an invasion

[Bodzilla]

Poor Love deluxe

what ever happened to that kid?

[rossmum]

did he even migrate from gbx with the rest of us?

[Bodzilla]

he was here for a while.

[Roostervier]

http://www.modacity.net/forums/showthread.php?p=414328#post414328

He posted in there not too long ago.

[p0lar_bear]

don't you guys have some bastardised version of god save the queen too

Why would we want to save the queen when we could just Rob The Prez-O-Dent?

TVAigUxiBbI

[Chainsy]

Gwunt~: stfu
Henchmen #21: what?
Henchmen #21: im agreeing with you
Henchmen #21: you are funny
Henchmen #21: :)
Gwunt~: so
Gwunt~: stfu
Henchmen #21: :)
Henchmen #21: ok
Henchmen #21: sure thing funny guy
Henchmen #21: can i call you that from now on?
Gwunt~: u sucks
Gwunt~: seriously
Gwunt~: I want to edit my posts now
Henchmen #21: aww dont be a party pooper funny guy
Henchmen #21: you're supposed to be funny!!
Henchmen #21: :(
Gwunt~: fuck you
Gwunt~: and your internet sarcas
Gwunt~: m
Henchmen #21: this is so ogin to quotes section
Gwunt~: I knew it
Gwunt~: hi modacity!
Henchmen #21: but
Henchmen #21: im going to make my own thread about it
Henchmen #21: and itll be in the tech center
Henchmen #21: so everyone will hate us
Gwunt~: do it

[Gwunty]

This isnt tech :mech:

----

Henchmen #21: http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn229/1chains1/Untitled-4copy.png
Henchmen #21: bam
Henchmen #21: insta babe magnet
Gwunt~: shes going to break up with you becuase of that
Henchmen #21: she'll do anything to me when im like "i painted this from the soul, I love you"
Gwunt~: its like naming a cow after her
Gwunt~: good intentions
Gwunt~: but fucking failed
Henchmen #21: why?
Henchmen #21: :)
Gwunt~: it looks terrible your a terrible painter
Gwunt~: jk
Gwunt~: its obviously your grilfriend that looks bad
Gwunt~: not jk
Henchmen #21: :|
Gwunt~: jk
Gwunt~: not really
Gwunt~: yes
Henchmen #21: thats what i thought
Gwunt~: no
Gwunt~: what
Henchmen #21: what?
Henchmen #21: fuck you
Henchmen #21: :(
Gwunt~: :)....

BORING BLAH BLAH BLAH

....Henchmen #21: i named it tayla
Gwunt~: tayla
Gwunt~: name it cls
Gwunt~: name your babey
Gwunt~: cls
Henchmen #21: oh god
Henchmen #21: sounds like a drug
Henchmen #21: "eyyyy holmes, want some of the lil grunt...y'kno...the cls!?!?
Henchmen #21: "eyy sure gee!!1 pop me up some o dat cls...mmm boi!!
Gwunt~: making a drug out of my basement called that
Henchmen #21: lol
Henchmen #21: whats it going to be made of?
Gwunt~: im going to get fermented mountain dew gamer fuel
Gwunt~: like masterz
Henchmen #21: funniness and hilarious combos that you make that everybody lovees?!
Gwunt~: your a faggot
Henchmen #21: lol
Henchmen #21: the painting above ays otherwise
Henchmen #21: :)
Gwunt~: looks like a dude
Gwunt~: ohhh shizzle
Gwunt~: +1 grunt
Henchmen #21: :0
Henchmen #21: youre funny dude
Henchmen #21: your jokes always get to me
Henchmen #21: :)
Gwunt~: STOP IT
Henchmen #21: hahahahahaha
Gwunt~: FFFFFF
Henchmen #21: kyrptonite!!
Henchmen #21: bitch!
Gwunt~: its like fucking jedi mind trick shit

ExAm edit: EDIT BUTTON

[Chainsy]

Oh fuck you, editing the chats like a scrub, if i remember I burnt you after that insult to my girl by saying:
Henchmen #21: Hahaha you're funny
Henchmen #21: Youre jokes always get to me funny guy!!!
Gwunt~: :(
Gwunt~: Stop that!!!
Gwunt~: Fuck you!!!
Henchmen #21: ahahahah
Gwunt~: faggot!!!
Gwunt~: fuck you and your sarcasm

edit:Henchmen #21: >:0
Henchmen #21: editing chats
Henchmen #21: douche
Gwunt~: so much better

[Gwunty]

bullshit you obviously edited that.

[Chainsy]

Right funny guy. :)

[CodeBrain]

Neil says:
i jsut spil t peanuts
all over hte floor
fml
CodeBrain says:
rofl
To the quotes!


:P

[Cojafoji]

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/6596/95426974.gif
(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/6596/95426974.gif)

[DEElekgolo]

[18:54] <~Veegie> just put chicken in enchilada sauce
[18:54] <~Veegie> ye
[18:54] <+GTAF> Yeah well I just dipped my dick in tomato sauce.
[18:54] <~Veegie> That's pretty cool man

[rossmum]

oh, dem fukken game artists


actually i think he needs to turn the ao down because right now it goes into the sub-black.


Racer:
PARTY PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD
YO WHEN I SAY SUB
YOU SAY BLACK

Harry:
WHAT
WHAT
MY NIGGA KASKAD ON THE FUCKIN' DECKS NIGGA

Kaskad:
NINETEEN NINETY MOTHERFUCKIN' ONE

Harry:
MY NIGGA RACE FACE IS IN THE PLACE
DROPPIN FAT RHYMES FOR, THE POPULACE
WHAT
WHAT

Racer:
NOW THERE'S SOMETHIN' Y'ALL GAME ARTISTS DO
Y'ALL ARE FUCKIN' GAME ART, LEMME GIVE YA A CLUE

CRANK THE LAYER OPACITY, IN PHOTOSHOP
GOIN' 187 RACE-ITY ON A MOTHERFUCKIN COP

'CAUSE Y'ALL GO TOO HARD ON DAT AMBIENT OCCLUSION
I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THE SOLUTION

CRANK IT DOWN, MOTHERFUCKER
(Crank it down!)


etcetc


Racer [spoken]:
OH SHIT
THEY SHOOTIN UP OCCLUSION LIKE STREET NIGGAS
YO HARRY

Harry [spoken]:
WHAT UP

Racer [spoken]:
BREAK OFF SOME ENGLISH FOR THESE BITCHES

Harry:
I BEEN DROPPIN DIMES LONGER THAN THE NEW YORK TIMES
GOT MORE STRIPES ON MY BELT THAN THE PRISONS GOT CRIMES
MOTHAFUCKAS KNOW THAT MY ART BE THE SHIT
CUZ THE FORUM LIGHTS UP WHEN I MOTHERFUCKIN' POST IT
AND YEAH, BITCH, I PAINT IT, USING THAT BRUSH TOOL
SMUDGE IT AROUND, BLUR IT LIKE IT'S COOL, FOOL
SO WHEN YA'LL MOTHERFUCKERS GOTTA DROP THAT AO
YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKIN' BITCHES; AIN'T GOT THE SKILLS, YO
SO IF EVERYONE SEES YOUR SHIT THEY JUST STAND AND THEY COUGH
MAYBE TAKE THE HINT AND STEP THE FUCK OFF

Kaskad:
HARRY RIDGEWAY IN THE HOUSE, BLOWIN' THAT GAME WIDE OPEN
LEAVE YOU FEELIN' LIKE A FUCKIN' CRACK FIEND, SMOKIN'
ALL YOU CAN DO IS JUST STAND THERE HOPIN' THAT
HE DON'T CRACK A BAT OVER YO HEAD WHILE YOU CHOKIN'
SO TAKE SOME ADVICE FROM THE DJ OF NICE
DROP THAT AO BEFORE WE DROP YOU ON ICE
NIGGAAAAAA

Racer [spoken]:
YEEEAAAAH BUDDY
THAT'S HOW WE DO IT ON THEM INTERNETS
YO DJ
BACK THAT SHIT UP

Racer:
YOU MOTHAFUCKAS THINK THAT AO GET YOU FAR?
I'M GAME ART'S CLOSEST THING TO A CHILD STAR
AND I DIDN'T DO IT BY BLACKENING SHIT UP
BAKIN' AO 'TILL MAX IS LIKE, 'SUP
YO, WE SUB-BLACK, GOT OUR NAME FROM THE FACT
THAT KIM DON'T KNOW WHAT DIRECTION IS BACK

Kimono [spoken, cameo]:
FUCK YA'LL BITCHES

Racer:
YEAH, HIS TEXTURES BE CHILLIN'
BUT HE DROPS MORE BLACK THAN BATMAN DROPS VILLAINS
SO MEANWHILE I'D LIKE TO SMARTEN YOU TO IT
PAY CLOSE ATTENTION THE NEXT TIME YOU DO IT
THE NEXT TIME YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DROP THAT AMBIENT O
ME AND THE CREW GONNA ROLL YOU DOWN SLOW

Harry [spoken]:
YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS
SUB-BLACK
REMEMBER THE NAME

e/


teh rossmum (1:51:05 PM): shit napkin got good
teh rossmum (1:51:05 PM): like
teh rossmum (1:51:07 PM): really good
teh rossmum (1:51:09 PM): and really fast
PharoaheZephyrus (1:51:29 PM): bitches look out, i got my green name, only trace left is gonna be some stains
PharoaheZephyrus (1:51:34 PM): yeah seriously
teh rossmum (1:52:13 PM): lol stains
teh rossmum (1:52:16 PM): unlike atty
PharoaheZephyrus (1:52:18 PM): work shit quick like an aggressive napkin while you go get your brain treated with klonapin
teh rossmum (1:52:39 PM): the fuck how do you do that
PharoaheZephyrus (1:53:11 PM): thats what bitches say when i pull the switch hitter, leavin block full of bitches bitter
PharoaheZephyrus (1:53:21 PM): one hitter quitter clitt tickler
PharoaheZephyrus (1:53:39 PM): haha
PharoaheZephyrus (1:54:24 PM): and atty don't leave no stains, he's squirtin water, keep him the fuck away from your 12 year old daughter
PharoaheZephyrus (1:55:02 PM): shootin no seeds but he'll do the deed with the first offer

[Bodzilla]

[20:24] The Real Ziz Lady: so i just realized i have a problem with alcohol
[20:25] Dyl: lol
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: i just went to pour a bourbon on the table
[20:25] Dyl: dont we all
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: spilt some
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: and was like
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: Fuck
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: so i went to lick it up
[20:25] Dyl: good man
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: then a thought accured to me
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: "you know what, thats straight bourbon
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: it's strong
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: you should pour COKE ON IT FIRST
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: THEN LICK IT UP"
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: just as i reached for the fridge
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: i went
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: wait........
[20:26] The Real Ziz Lady: thats a fucking shit idea
[20:26] The Real Ziz Lady: brb
[20:26] The Real Ziz Lady: Licking tables
[20:26] The Real Ziz Lady: it burns
[20:26] The Real Ziz Lady: but fuck me it's good
[20:26] The Real Ziz Lady: back
[20:26] Dyl: lol

God i love my family, where all as bad as each other

<3

[rossmum]

harry does it again


(Intro Sketch)
(ambient sounds of guys at a computer, laughing between sentences as if high)
Guy #1 (spoken): Yo man yo shadows aren't fuckin strong y'all needa give that muthafucka some game, nigga
Guy #2 (spoken): Aw shit man you aint playin I'll pump that shit up some
(sound of click+dragging repeatedly)
Guy #1 (spoken): What i tell you homeboy that shit's sizzlin' now nigga
(sound of door being busted open, guy #1 and #2 startled)
Racer (spoken): Well what in the motherfuck might this be?
Guy #2 (spoken): Oh fuck, oh shit, racer man, i swear, this nigga made me do it, i 'ient do nothin i swear race man please man
Racer (spoken): You oughtta shut yo ass up before i lodge my fuckin foot in it mothafucka
Harry (spoken): Aw man wait til Special K hears about this shit man
Kaskad (spoken): And what... the fuck... do we have here ladies and gentlemen?
Guy #2 (spoken): Racer please man, i swear
(Kaskad cocks a pistol)
Kaskad (spoken): You care to explain this shit to me mothafucka? What's goin on there with yo shadows here.
Guy #2 (spoken): I's just tryin to bring out the lighting more man i swear it didnt seem like enough
Harry (spoken): DIDN'T... SEEM... LIKE ENOUGH did it?
Racer (spoken): You realise this shit gets darker and darker and eventually...
Kaskad (spoken): It can't get any darker... It's fuckin' sub black you honkey ass cracka mothafucka
Harry (spoken): What you got here, is a wide range of blacks being represented as one single colour... All the same... You know what we do to racist mothafuckin honkey ass niggas who think blacks are all the fuckin' same?
(guy #1 and #2 scream in terror and gunshots ring out)

[n00b1n8R]

(what did i just read)

[Phobias]

Malcolm says: hey, you're fat.
Corbin says: well theres no need to say it like that
Malcolm says: well sugar coating it won't help your problem.
Corbin says: oh, oh fuck you.
Malcolm says: get it? GET IT? HAHA, FATTY. SWEET ENCOURAGING WORDS ONLY MAKE YOU FATTER.


you know what, I'm going to murder him.

[Rob Oplawar]

(04:47:45 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: God=kornman00.
(04:47:52 PM) roboplawar: haha
(04:48:05 PM) roboplawar: so true
:downs:

[klange]

:downs:
And I'd rather not argue with God over whether it should be <killer lookupKey="hash"> or <killer key="hash"> though I prefer the latter.

[English Mobster]

[04:17] English Mobster: where do deleted threads go, exactly? when i click on one, all i get is a message that says that i dont have access to this part of the forums
[04:17] English Mobster: or does it just dissapear?
[04:18] The Real Ziz Lady: we sell them to terrorists
[04:18] The Real Ziz Lady: and make a killing

[p0lar_bear]

This quote comes in two parts.

(LINK IS WORK SAFE AND MIND SAFE DESPITE THE WEBSITE IT LINKS TO)

[03:51] Muki: polar
[03:51] Muki: polar
[03:51] Muki: polar
[03:51] Muki: polar
[03:51] Muki: http://d.furaffinity.net/art/jodimest/1197268933.jodimest_tf2heavy.jpg
[03:51] Muki: Mango says you're going to cry
[03:52] p0lar_bear: furries ruin everything
[03:52] p0lar_bear: god damn it

So I was telling Selentic about that, he throws me this link back along with MP3 readings of fucked up TF2 fanfics to stop me from rolling Medic or Soldier as well as Heavy:

[clan clan] Selentic: http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/66352

[Heathen]

#21
#24 gets killed.

[rossmum]

4:46 PM - Nightlife: airport security is laughable
4:46 PM - Nightlife: so I was on a holiday in alaska where I went on a cruise with my family
4:46 PM - Nightlife: to get there from NC I took a plane to texas then a plane to vancouver where I got on the ship
4:46 PM - Nightlife: vancouver is awesome by the way
4:46 PM - Nightlife: anyway
4:47 PM - Nightlife: the ship lands in alaska
4:47 PM - Nightlife: and i take a plane from anchorage to vancouver
4:47 PM - Nightlife: going through security to get on the plane to texas from vancouver
4:47 PM - Nightlife: they x-ray my backpack as per usual
4:47 PM - Nightlife: and they search it and take out this tiny sheet metal wrench I've had in there since middle school
4:48 PM - Nightlife: "you can't take tools on planes we'll have to confiscate this"
4:48 PM - Kestrel: lmao
4:48 PM - Nightlife: keep in mind that that wrench made it through security checkpoints many many times before getting there
4:48 PM - Kestrel: gonna take the plane apart in midair
4:48 PM - Kestrel: you fuckin terrorist
4:48 PM - Nightlife: not to mention all the way to vancouver from NC
4:48 PM - Nightlife: i have my 5.25" KA-BAR in my backpack and I didn't realize it
4:49 PM - Kestrel: don't tell me
4:49 PM - Kestrel: they missed it
4:49 PM - Nightlife: and that managed to get through security at the RDU airport in NC, the Dallas/Ft. Worth airport in Texas, AND that EXACT SAME AIRPORT in Vancouver
4:49 PM - Kestrel: LOL
4:49 PM - Nightlife: other items I've slipped through airport security that they should have gotten post-9/11 have been:
4:49 PM - Nightlife: roman candles
4:49 PM - Nightlife: a screwdriver
4:50 PM - Nightlife: a couple forks
4:50 PM - Nightlife: yeah, they banned forks on airplanes over here
4:50 PM - Nightlife: heaven forbid I try to eat my food like a civilized human being
4:50 PM - Nightlife: a bottle rocket
4:50 PM - Nightlife: a bottle of lighter fluid
4:50 PM - Nightlife: various folding knives
4:50 PM - Nightlife: a butterfly knife
4:51 PM - Nightlife: and a 14" machete
4:51 PM - Nightlife: HOW DO YOU MISS A MACHETE THAT'S ALMOST AS LONG AS MY ARM
4:51 PM - Nightlife: er
4:51 PM - Nightlife: as long as my forearm

additionally,



4:49 PM - kolobus: people are still paranoid all around the world
4:49 PM - kolobus: airport security is going to be tight for years and years
4:49 PM - kolobus: maybe even forever
4:50 PM - Kestrel: dad has a tan and had black hair and a bushy moustache
4:50 PM - Kestrel: he ALWAYS got pulled aside
4:50 PM - Kestrel: literally ALWAYS
4:50 PM - kolobus: its more along the lines of him perhaps using a wrench as a weapon or something
4:50 PM - Kestrel: meanwhile good blonde-haired blue-eyed ross and his green-eyed mum both got through unmolested
4:51 PM - Kestrel: granted he looked like some distant relo of saddam but seriously
4:51 PM - Kestrel: and as soon as they found out he wasn't a muslim they let him go
4:51 PM - Kestrel: lmao
4:51 PM - Kestrel: us airport security: not racist. totally.

[Bodzilla]

Whats emmzee up too :D?

[Cagerrin]

If you(parents) didn't exist, then I wouldn't exist at all. But someone would exist with no part of me in him, who would be me.
seriously what the shit

[Rob Oplawar]

(08:02:37 PM) roboplawar: http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm258/rossmumv2/BILD0019.jpg
(08:02:42 PM) roboplawar: *jaw drops*
(08:05:55 PM) cbn22@email.vccs.edu: OMG INO RITE LIKE OHMAYGAWD
He said it.

[Sever]

He said it.
Taken out of context, yes.


roboplawar (10:02:33 PM): http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm258/rossmumv2/BILD0019.jpg
roboplawar (10:02:38 PM): *jaw drops*
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:02:53 PM): what
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:02:56 PM): it's ross
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:02:57 PM): so
roboplawar (10:03:22 PM): ross acting like a good citizen?
roboplawar (10:03:23 PM): no
roboplawar (10:03:26 PM): not a citizen
roboplawar (10:03:30 PM): a fucking enlisted soldier
roboplawar (10:03:32 PM): :O
roboplawar (10:03:35 PM): :aaaaa:
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:03:38 PM): you didn't know that?
roboplawar (10:03:42 PM): i did
roboplawar (10:03:46 PM): but to see ross like that
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:03:46 PM): he3ll, even i knew that
roboplawar (10:03:50 PM): yes
roboplawar (10:03:52 PM): i know
roboplawar (10:03:54 PM): but to see it
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:03:59 PM): meh
roboplawar (10:04:09 PM): you must not know ross that well
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:04:54 PM): i just don't really care
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:05:07 PM): a facet of him has an internet persona
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:05:10 PM): so what
roboplawar (10:05:19 PM): you're no fun to talk to
roboplawar (10:05:21 PM): you know that?
roboplawar (10:05:27 PM): you're supposed to say
roboplawar (10:05:37 PM): "OMG INO RITE" "LIKE OHMAYGAWD"
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:05:51 PM): OMG INO RITE LIKE OHMAYGAWD
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:05:58 PM): happy now?

[ExAm]

Shame on you Rob, snipping out huge portions of the convo like that :C

[p0lar_bear]

The point being last time I saw Ross's picture, he looked NOTHING like he does there.

[DEElekgolo]

10:31 PM - Rawlbwoi: i would stick my RAM into her motherboard
10:31 PM - Rawlbwoi: or my cpu into her socket
10:31 PM - Rawlbwoi: or my card into her slot...
10:31 PM - Rawlbwoi: or my mic into her port.

[rossmum]

Nathan says:
smh.com.au/opinion/sarkozy-abuses-the-freedom-the-french-have-fought-for-20090624-cwp7.html
Nathan says:
more like the freedom the french surrendered to lose then got back when the allies invadedHEH

[n00b1n8R]

bodzilla says:
Pen0r came late
later
and finished the job
lol
Terrence says:
so late you couldn't even finish yourself
heh
bodzilla says:
nah man
she couldnt handle the truth is all i'm saying
Terrence says:
you called your pen0r "the truth"?
bodzilla says:
but yeah
he's the truth and reconciliation
he is the truth
Terrence says:
oh lawd
HE IS THE SNIPER LEVEL
LOL
LOL
bodzilla says:
and he makes a hole lotta reconciliatation
thats right
he's got a long hard barrell
Terrence says:
AND EXTRA AMMO
bodzilla says:
and can shoot massive distance
Terrence says:
MORE THAN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE
ROFL
bodzilla says:
for max damage
Terrence says:
BEST
ANALOGY
EVER
bodzilla says:
with extra ammo
Terrence says:
i'm totally calling my dick the T&R now
roflmfao
bodzilla says:
quote thread it
i dare you

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[Bodzilla]

and the best thing is, you can backstab your friends have a few more shots

[n00b1n8R]

bodzilla says:
???????????????????????????????
5
4
3
2
Terrence says:
nigga
bodzilla says:
1
Terrence says:
can you hear me

ur msn break bra?

[Bodzilla]

was logging off because you where taking too long to talk to.

sleep time.

it was like\
"hey, wannna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
"WOULD I!"
*silence for the next 5 minutes.*

derp

[ExAm]

Carpe Noctem: fml
A Cabbage or Something: wat
Carpe Noctem: my computer is has 190+ infected files
A Cabbage or Something: zwsdluifawbjkgbwJK;RGB;VAWEB[FFWAUKEGAWBUIGLHBSREUGBLAWEUI;GWEUIV
A Cabbage or Something: JESUS FUCK
A Cabbage or Something: DUDE
A Cabbage or Something: WHEN DID YOU LAST DO A GODDAMN SCAN
Carpe Noctem: never loaning my friend my computer again >_>
A Cabbage or Something: oh come on
A Cabbage or Something: that's just an excuse for your furry porn habit
Carpe Noctem: ah
Carpe Noctem: you got me
Carpe Noctem: but anyways
Carpe Noctem: idk what he did, but now my computer cant even open up the internet unless its in safe mode
A Cabbage or Something: *idk what I did
A Cabbage or Something: ftfy
Carpe Noctem: >_>
A Cabbage or Something: by I i mean you
Carpe Noctem: i havent used my laptop in forever
A Cabbage or Something: lul
Carpe Noctem: its been at his house for like 2 months
A Cabbage or Something: you gonna remove that yourself?
Carpe Noctem: yeah
A Cabbage or Something: dang
Carpe Noctem: the virus removed all virus protection
A Cabbage or Something: i was banking on you having shitty skills with the internets and paying me 50 bucks to fix it
Carpe Noctem: and is blocking any virus protection related web site
A Cabbage or Something: SOLUTION
A Cabbage or Something: contact me over xfire or something
Carpe Noctem: so i had to download it on my desktop at home
A Cabbage or Something: i shall send you virus installers
A Cabbage or Something: er
A Cabbage or Something: virus proteciton installers
A Cabbage or Something: oh
Carpe Noctem: i have it solved for the most part
A Cabbage or Something: ok cool

Carpe Noctem: im doing a full system scan amt
Carpe Noctem: atm*
A Cabbage or Something: automatic teller machine?
Carpe Noctem: lol
Carpe Noctem: mebe
Carpe Noctem: ATM MACHINE
Carpe Noctem: AUTOMATIC TELLER MACHINE MACHINE
Carpe Noctem: sorry about that'
A Cabbage or Something: hurf durf
Carpe Noctem: is it just me or does the game "killing floor" seem painfully obscure
A Cabbage or Something: *shrug*
Carpe Noctem: WOW
Carpe Noctem: 225 infected files
Carpe Noctem: F
Carpe Noctem: M
Carpe Noctem: L
A Cabbage or Something: L
A Cabbage or Something: M
A Cabbage or Something: F
A Cabbage or Something: wait what
A Cabbage or Something: that makes no sense
Carpe Noctem: what doesnt
A Cabbage or Something: LMF
A Cabbage or Something: wtf is that supposed to mean
Carpe Noctem: life my fuck?
Carpe Noctem: gotta
Carpe Noctem: restart
Carpe Noctem is now Offline.
Carpe Noctem is now Online.
Carpe Noctem: oh
Carpe Noctem: my
Carpe Noctem: god
Carpe Noctem: my system is clean again
A Cabbage or Something: sweet
A Cabbage or Something: now RUN THE SCAN AGAIN
Carpe Noctem: BACK TO FUZZY PR0N
Carpe Noctem: i mean
Carpe Noctem: loaning my friend my laptop
A Cabbage or Something: lul
A Cabbage or Something: you're going to "loan it to your friend" again??
A Cabbage or Something: didn't you learn your lesson? :V
Carpe Noctem: i was joking -.-
A Cabbage or Something: oh ok
A Cabbage or Something: i get it
A Cabbage or Something: i get jokes.

[rossmum]

teh rossmum (10:57:17 AM): your posting. it is bad.
FREELANCER852 (10:57:23 AM): urs is worse
teh rossmum (10:57:28 AM): i beg to differ.
teh rossmum (10:57:47 AM): bad might be good enough for these scrubby new kids, but it isn't good enough for modacity.
teh rossmum (10:57:55 AM): cease and desist.
freelancer852 is available (11:00:17 AM)
FREELANCER852 (11:00:16 AM): nope
FREELANCER852 (11:00:23 AM): you hold no sway over me.
FREELANCER852 (11:00:47 AM): (That elite in your av is p gay)
teh rossmum (11:00:52 AM): i mean, when someone actually goes to the trouble of sticking a sign that specifically says stop posting in your lawn,
teh rossmum (11:01:01 AM): that's a pretty reliable indicator.
FREELANCER852 (11:01:11 AM): Nah, it's really not.
FREELANCER852 (11:01:13 AM): And I won't
teh rossmum (11:01:19 AM): (and oh man, you have no idea how that hurts)
FREELANCER852 (11:01:23 AM): You're the only one that's still going on about it too.
FREELANCER852 (11:01:23 AM): lol
teh rossmum (11:01:41 AM): but i'm not the only one who thinks your posts are terrible!
FREELANCER852 (11:01:41 AM): it's so lame that it hurts, you think it's like the next big thing since sliced bread.
teh rossmum (11:01:58 AM): actually i think you should simply follow its advice
FREELANCER852 (11:02:04 AM): I cannot.
FREELANCER852 (11:02:08 AM): Because.
teh rossmum (11:02:08 AM): sign or not i'd be making the same suggestion
FREELANCER852 (11:02:19 AM): I've had "the" game longer than you.
FREELANCER852 (11:02:22 AM): So you should get out.
teh rossmum (11:02:47 AM): *makes shitty justification, thinks self to be cool*
FREELANCER852 (11:03:49 AM): *counters shitty jusification with horrible counterpoint to troll longer*
teh rossmum (11:04:26 AM): *can't tell difference between trolling and a serious suggestion, should probably disconnect internet right now and become amish*
teh rossmum (11:04:31 AM): *is freelancer*
FREELANCER852 (11:05:02 AM): *indicates that you are jewish, not amish*
teh rossmum (11:05:29 AM): *seems not to be getting the fact that all this asterisk stuff is directed at himself, not me*
teh rossmum (11:05:51 AM): *also doesn't get that i'm actually only 1/4 jewish by blood apparently*
teh rossmum (11:06:27 AM): and by your logic
teh rossmum (11:06:34 AM): i've had life longer than you
teh rossmum (11:06:39 AM): so you should probably get out
FREELANCER852 (11:07:29 AM): that makes little to no sense
teh rossmum (11:07:40 AM): precisely!
teh rossmum (11:07:51 AM): and just like that, freelancer realised his logic was fucking stupid.
teh rossmum (11:07:55 AM): owned, good sir
FREELANCER852 (11:08:11 AM): go have a foursome with the Jonas Brothers faggot!
freelancer852 is offline (11:09:03 AM)

Your IM will be delivered when the buddy goes online.
R-R-R-RAGEBLOCK

[rossmum]

worth the dp



1:32 PM - Agamemnon: k98 is a german rifle, right?
1:33 PM - ross: wow, it's happened
1:33 PM - ross: science has been proven wrong
1:33 PM - Agamemnon: the ozone regenerates, wat
1:33 PM - ross: there is, in fact, something denser than jcap's skull

[ExAm]

[22:42] Ollie: Man
[22:43] Ollie: I thought I hated Perez Hilton before
[22:43] Ollie: (Link: http://gawker.com/5302732/perez-hilton-growing-more-vile-by-the-second)http://gawker.com/5302732/perez-hilton-growing-more-vile-by-the-second
[22:44] Jason: I hated him when I first heard his name
[22:45] Jason: i hate anyone who picks a pseudonym to sound like a famous socialite
[22:46] Jason: who is famous for all the wrong reasons
[22:46] Ollie: There's really no reason not to hate him
[22:46] Jason: (Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perez_hilton)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perez_hilton
[22:46] Jason: look at his fucking picture
[22:46] Ollie: Oh, I know
[22:46] Ollie: I know
[22:46] Jason: i hate him so much, i resent the fact that his name is Mario
[22:47] Ollie: Here's a thought
[22:47] Ollie: There is a chance that we have breathed the same oxygen molecules he has.
[22:47] Jason: stop
[22:47] Jason: this is like listing the ingredients in a hot dog
[22:47] Jason: i don't want to know
[22:48] Jason: la la la la la la la la
[22:48] Jason: *closes window and reopens chat*
Session Close (Ollie): Thu Jun 25 22:48:14 2009 -0700


Session Start (iMod53:Ollie): Thu Jun 25 22:48:15 2009 -0700
[22:48] Jason: back.

[rossmum]

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats in Islamabad and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides".

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their allies, just in case.

Meanwhile on the other side of the world....

New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA!". Due to continuing defence cutbacks (the airforce being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister's bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is "Shut, I hope Austrulia will come end riscue us". In the event of invasion, New Zealanders will be asked to gather together in a strategic defensive position called "Bondi".

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, mate". Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey!", "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled". There has not been a situation yet that has warranted the use of the final escalation level.

http://allaircraftarcade.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif

PS: I did not make that joke...... but I it makes me laugh http://allaircraftarcade.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif
From AAA

[Rentafence]

I can't rep Rossmum.

[=sw=warlord]

(02:42) Cobby:don't worry ive known alot more hot tempered people
(02:43) Cobby:i was stuck in a class full of assholes in my past electronics course at college haha
(02:43) Ross:heh
(02:43) Cobby:not sure if you know what i mean by a typical chav but that pretty much sums them up
(02:43) Ross:yeah, i have a fair idea
(02:45) Cobby:best bit was, they had a shit sense of health and safety, we had a exam to pass the course and when it came to "you find a man being electrocuted what do you do?
A: hit their hand away with a wooden stick
B: drag them away with a wet towel or
C: give them a cigarrete
....they all chose c
(02:45) Ross:lmao
(02:45) Cobby:some of them had to retake the test about 4 times

[FluffyDucky™]

[FBI]Gonzo: Knock,Knock
[FBI]duCky- R.I.P MJ :(: whos there
[FBI]Gonzo: Little Boy Blue
[FBI]duCky- R.I.P MJ :(: little boy blue who
[FBI]Gonzo: Michael Jackson
[FBI]duCky- R.I.P MJ :(: OL
[FBI]duCky- R.I.P MJ :(: LOL


:)

[rossmum]

2:42 PM - Agamemnon: Agamemnon v1 (12:40:28 AM): why are you going to deland
Agamemnon v1 (12:40:31 AM): what is in deland
Agamemnon v1 (12:40:33 AM): besides hills
iAtty (12:40:36 AM): my aunt
iAtty (12:40:37 AM): and her house
Agamemnon v1 (12:40:53 AM): since when do you have an aunt
iAtty (12:40:59 AM): i have 2
iAtty (12:41:03 AM): she has horses
iAtty (12:41:06 AM): and sons
2:42 PM - Agamemnon: Agamemnon v1 (12:41:43 AM): oh, horses
Agamemnon v1 (12:41:45 AM): I see now
Agamemnon v1 (12:41:50 AM): You don't have to tell me
Agamemnon v1 (12:41:54 AM): your secret is safe with me
iAtty (12:41:55 AM): 18 inches erect
iAtty (12:41:56 AM): c'mon
Agamemnon v1 (12:42:12 AM): the sons are a double bonus too?
iAtty (12:42:17 AM): yes
iAtty (12:42:20 AM): you faggot
iAtty (12:42:21 AM): diaf
heh

[n00b1n8R]

Boba says:
*noob
*help
*helphelp
Terrence says:
*what is it babey?
Boba says:
*i tried to fit my ass around a 20oz coke bottle
*and well
*the cap popped off
*and its in my ass
*and i can't get it out
*:mech:
Terrence says:
*go for a dump
*take some laxetives
*flush the fucker out
Boba says:
*i tried using a untwisted coat hanger
*only made it worse
Terrence says:
*laxetives
*you don't wana take that shit to the doctors man
*they'll take one look and be like FAG!!
*and they they have to report you to the national faggot registery
*and you don't want your name in that
*they restrict what suburbs you can live in
*and you end up on all those a current affair shows
Boba says:
*: (
Terrence says:
*happend to a mate of mind
*guy lives out around casino now
*shit sucks for him
Boba says:
*oh i heard of that guy
*i also heard about another guy out there
*thinks obama is hitler
*:mech3:
Terrence says:
*yeah, you see the sort of people guys on the registry have to live with?
*you don't want that man
*skull some fucking prune juice
*and strap yourself down
Boba says:
*holy shit
Terrence says:
*because you just set off a volcano
Boba says:
*i literally just farted it out
Terrence says:
*oh sweet
*take a pic and make a thread on modacity
Boba says:
*smells wonderful
Terrence says:
*it should be very informative for everybody
Boba says:
*i would but exam would lock it
*he doesn't like my shenanigans!!
Terrence says:
*i'll get zilla to unlock it!!
Boba says:
*oh right hes on the registry too
*:mech3:
Terrence says:
*woh woh woh, i'm not naming names or anything
*i'm just saying he'd appreciate what you're going through
Boba says:
*http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-q.gif
boba ily http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-swoon.gif

[ExAm]

boba ily http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-swoon.gif
Brb lockin topic :downs:

[Gwunty]

Henchmen #21: hmmm
Henchmen #21: i had the wierdest fucking dream
Henchmen #21: i walked in on my gf cheating on me
Henchmen #21: but nake don top of a guy
Henchmen #21: and he was a blonde german dude in a giant movie theather popcorn carton
Henchmen #21: and i was like "wtf"
Henchmen #21: it had holes cut out for arms and legs and he was groping her lol
Henchmen #21: still fuckin pissed me off
Henchmen #21: and shes still a virgin, i fingered her this morning
Henchmen #21: yet the guy was fucking the shit outt aher
Henchmen #21: its like wtf
Henchmen #21: was a weird ass dream
CLSGRNT.shader_model: Henchmen #21: and shes still a virgin, i fingered her this morning
CLSGRNT.shader_model: i fingered her this morning
CLSGRNT.shader_model: we both know thats bullshit chains
CLSGRNT.shader_model: who are you fooling
CLSGRNT.shader_model: me?
CLSGRNT.shader_model: :3
Henchmen #21: >:(
Henchmen #21: yes
Henchmen #21: because i did
Henchmen #21: :3
Henchmen #21: here
Henchmen #21: smell my finger
Henchmen #21: funny guy
Henchmen #21: who cant find a torrent site
CLSGRNT.shader_model: smells like dead fish
Henchmen #21: oh wai- is that figurative speech
Henchmen #21: that you can find your cock?
Henchmen #21: its the tiny thing under oyur fat gut
Henchmen #21: bitch
Henchmen #21: >:(
Henchmen #21: lol
CLSGRNT.shader_model: I have a six pack and large appendage thank you very much
Henchmen #21: oh so you have a large thumb?
Henchmen #21: prolly swollen from but raping your bf
Henchmen #21: and that 6 pack from all the backwards cow girl bouncing
Henchmen #21: or should i say..COWBOY
Henchmen #21: :L
CLSGRNT.shader_model: wait im sorry
CLSGRNT.shader_model: I wasnt paying attention
Henchmen #21: oh
CLSGRNT.shader_model: I was to busy measuring my cock
CLSGRNT.shader_model: with a meter stick
Henchmen #21: hes inside of you
Henchmen #21: isnt he
Henchmen #21: yeah my gf gets distracted when i do that to her too
Henchmen #21: :3
CLSGRNT.shader_model: you measure her cock?
CLSGRNT.shader_model: *fucking burn*
Henchmen #21: no
Henchmen #21: i fuck her
Henchmen #21: like youre doing
Henchmen #21: to tito
Henchmen #21: the fat chef down the street
Henchmen #21: who prefers younger men
CLSGRNT.shader_model: im sorry your now rambling on
Henchmen #21: but is desperate enough to do you
CLSGRNT.shader_model: I won this time
Henchmen #21: you"re
CLSGRNT.shader_model: you'r
Henchmen #21: WHAT DID YOU WIN?
Henchmen #21: NOTHING!?!?
CLSGRNT.shader_model: ohh yhea
CLSGRNT.shader_model: fucking double burn
Henchmen #21: CAUSE OYU DONT HAVE A TORRENT!!
CLSGRNT.shader_model: :smug:
Henchmen #21: FFFFFFFFFF

[PopeAK49]

That is fucking funny grunt.

[Chainsy]

Quit fuckin up the chat messages, you skipped the part talking bout our morning woods, and me pwning you after and making you cry cause I went and bought the unreal pack to piss you off cause you're poor so you can't get it and can't find a torrent site. :smugsome:
Brb, goin to play some ut3. o/

EDit: Grunt: 1 Chains: 2

[Gwunty]

Quit fuckin up the chat messages, you skipped the part talking bout our morning woods, and me pwning you after and making you cry cause I went and bought the unreal pack to piss you off cause you're poor so you can't get it and can't find a torrent site. :smugsome:
Brb, goin to play some ut3. o/

EDit: Grunt: 1 Chains: 2
I dont think anybody wants to know about morning woods. Also you never pawnd me and I never cried. I got my torrent and I didn't want unreal 3
so your quote is:lie: Btw if you spent money to get a game I didnt want
your retarded :3

also the your"r you'r thing gave me a extra point so the score is
Grunt: 2 Chains: 1

[Bodzilla]

what the fuck are you guys doing in my thread >_<

funny quotes please.

[ExAm]

[21:15] Ollie: (9:14:09 PM) frogjog93: man, I really want to write a movie that's done in real time, and is as hardcore as Advent Children
(9:14:24 PM) frogjog93: you know, the wall jumps, epic sky rise battles, and teleportation like Loz does
(9:14:28 PM) Carniveau333: the thing is
(9:14:33 PM) Carniveau333: writers don't do that
(9:14:41 PM) Carniveau333: they write "Cloud and Sephiroth fight"
(9:14:46 PM) Carniveau333: And the coreographers plan it out
(9:14:52 PM) frogjog93: but I can plan it out
(9:15:06 PM) frogjog93: and make my own damn movie
(9:15:07 PM) frogjog93: somehow
(9:15:08 PM) frogjog93: some day
[21:15] Ollie: *insert background score*
[21:16] Jason: hahahahahaha
[21:18] Ollie: ...
[21:18] Ollie: (9:17:22 PM) frogjog93: I don't know
(9:17:33 PM) frogjog93: I don't have enough allies to help me write a story
(9:17:37 PM) frogjog93: I'm terrible at writing by myself
[21:18] Ollie: so
[21:18] Ollie: he just wants to basically
[21:19] Ollie: dream up awesome fight scenes
[21:19] Ollie: and have other people do the work
[21:23] Ollie: ok
[21:23] Ollie: I think I just threw up a little
[21:24] Ollie: (9:22:36 PM) Carniveau333: Killer7 would make a great movie.
(9:22:46 PM) Carniveau333: you'd have to remove a lot of the gameplay elements
(9:22:55 PM) Carniveau333: but the plot is so awesome that it would hold itself up
(9:23:02 PM) Carniveau333: What you seem to want
(9:23:09 PM) Carniveau333: is a game movie that's all gameplay elements
(9:23:11 PM) Carniveau333: well
(9:23:18 PM) Carniveau333: that's what the game's for
(9:23:24 PM) frogjog93: well no, I want to write an epic movie, something crazy like transformers is
(9:23:35 PM) frogjog93: rather than tell a story
[21:27] Ollie: oh god
[21:27] Ollie: my brain is melting
[21:27] Ollie: (9:26:21 PM) frogjog93: by story I mean, let's go to boring scene after boring scene of TALKING
(9:26:35 PM) Carniveau333: you...
(9:26:46 PM) Carniveau333: you can't tell a story via explosions, roundhouse kicks, and sex
(9:26:54 PM) Carniveau333: language is necessary
(9:26:58 PM) frogjog93: well there wouldn't be a lot of sex
(9:27:03 PM) frogjog93: and I know what you're talking about
(9:27:07 PM) frogjog93: I'd know how to deal with plot
[21:28] Ollie: (9:27:53 PM) frogjog93: what I started writing was a comedy zombie movie where they meet a couple martial artists
[21:28] Ollie: MAKE IT STOP!
[21:29] Jason: dude
[21:29] Jason: have you checked and made absolutely sure that this guy isn't in fact Michael Bay?
[21:30] Ollie: He... he doesn't look like Michael Bay
[21:30] Ollie: Wait
[21:30] Ollie: He could be a were-Bay
[21:30] Jason: hahahaha
[21:30] Jason: i mean
[21:30] Jason: he has all the signs
[21:31] Jason: wants an awesome movie made entirely of fight scenes, doesn't want to write it himself
[21:31] Ollie: (9:28:16 PM) Carniveau333: well
(9:28:27 PM) Carniveau333: the comedy zombie movie market is kind of cornered at the moment
(9:28:50 PM) Carniveau333: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfLaApNzzDY
(9:29:01 PM) frogjog93: is that dead snow?
(9:29:04 PM) Carniveau333: nope
(9:29:05 PM) Carniveau333: Zombieland
(9:29:14 PM) frogjog93: well then a ninja movie is in order
(9:29:22 PM) frogjog93: haven't seen one of those in forever
[21:31] Jason: thus, he wants to direct and awesome movie made entirely of fight scenes
[21:31] Jason: *an
[21:31] Ollie: you just can't stop him
[21:31] Ollie: Conversational Judo
[21:31] Jason: what kind of drugs does he do?
[21:32] Jason: he may have fried his inhibitors
[21:32] Ollie: Pot when he can mooch it
[21:33] Ollie: alright
[21:33] Ollie: get ready for comedy gold
[21:33] Ollie: (9:32:48 PM) Carniveau333: So.
(9:32:57 PM) Carniveau333: Run a basic plot of this ninja movie for me.
(9:33:02 PM) Carniveau333: What's the ninja's motivation?
[21:34] Jason: heh
[21:34] Jason: this'll be good
[21:34] Ollie: (9:33:55 PM) frogjog93: either mortal enemy makes his move and slaughters the hero's village, takes a city hostage, or steels an ancient artifact
(9:34:03 PM) frogjog93: I'm thinking more slaughters hero's village
(9:34:05 PM) Carniveau333: Oh man
(9:34:22 PM) Carniveau333: I hate it when mortal enemies encase an ancient artifact of mine in steel.
[21:35] Ollie: HAHAHA
[21:35] Ollie: (9:34:32 PM) frogjog93: well that's why I'm not too down with it
(9:34:42 PM) frogjog93: I'm giving you ideas on the fly and you got them
[21:35] Jason: hahahahaha
[21:37] Ollie: (9:35:19 PM) Carniveau333: so
(9:35:26 PM) Carniveau333: is he just chasing this enemy around the world?
(9:35:34 PM) Carniveau333: has to track him down like Carmen Sandiego?
(9:36:06 PM) frogjog93: well first he has to search for information
(9:36:19 PM) frogjog93: that's where the Muramasa type character comes in
(9:36:39 PM) Carniveau333: but you don't like talking. Is the information delivered via morse code in explosions?
(9:36:41 PM) Carniveau333: that'd be sick.
[21:37] Ollie: he's got to know I'm egging him on now
[21:37] Jason: hahahaha
[21:37] Ollie: (9:37:09 PM) frogjog93: shut your cakehole. I know the importance of talking in a movie.
(9:37:20 PM) frogjog93: I just don't like to write boring movies like that.

Just in case you needed more evidence to be convinced of frogjog's stupidity:

[22:05] Ollie: (10:03:18 PM) Carniveau333: btw
(10:03:21 PM) Carniveau333: did you know
(10:03:30 PM) Carniveau333: Hitler killed 6 million jews and one clown?
(10:04:12 PM) frogjog93: one clown?
(10:04:21 PM) Carniveau333: See? Nobody cares about the jews.

[Bodzilla]

21:02] Terrence: also
[21:02] Terrence: you'd be p surprised what you can get up to with a door mostly closed and the lights off
[21:02] Terrence: heh
[22:17] Terrence: so it turns out
[22:17] Terrence: that i'm pretty sure that
[22:17] Terrence: stacey has a thing for being a dom
[22:17] Terrence: discuss
[22:28] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: lol
[22:29] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i swear to god she must be russian
[22:29] Terrence: she fucking pins me down right
[22:29] Terrence: on my upper arms
[22:29] Terrence: so my lower arms can waggle about not doing much of anything
[22:29] Terrence: and then she fucking kisses me
[22:29] Terrence: everywhere
[22:29] Terrence: EXCEPT
[22:29] Terrence: both lips at the same time
[22:29] Terrence: she makes a point of it
[22:29] Terrence: she'll run her FUCKING TOUNGE across them
[22:29] Terrence: but not kiss them
[22:29] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: lol
[22:30] Terrence: i'll go to do something
[22:30] Terrence: and she'll just grab me
[22:30] Terrence: and push me back
[22:30] Terrence: but then she can do whatever the fuck she wants
[22:30] Terrence: it's aweosme and madening at the same time >_<
[22:32] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: lol
[22:32] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: so whats it like viewing the world from my point of view
[22:32] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: lol
[22:32] Terrence: you have a gf?
[22:32] Terrence: which part of your view am i looking from?
[22:34] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: lol
[22:34] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: all those times
[22:34] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i told ya
[22:34] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: doms where the shizneh
[22:34] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: now your like
[22:35] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: ^_____________________^
[22:35] Terrence: i know right
[22:35] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: ^____________________________^
[22:35] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: do the smilie
[22:35] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: DO IT
[22:35] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: >:U
[22:35] Terrence: i did the smile the whole time i was there
[22:36] Terrence: fine
[22:36] Terrence: ^_______________________^
[22:36] Terrence: also
[22:36] Terrence: SHE
[22:36] Terrence: IS
[22:36] Terrence: A
[22:36] Terrence: COMPULSIVE
[22:36] Terrence: BITER
[22:36] Terrence: she never used to be
[22:36] Terrence: i've just let the fucking lid off the bottle
[22:36] Terrence: my tounge hurts
[22:36] Terrence: my ear hurts
[22:36] Terrence: my arm hurts
[22:36] Terrence: my fingers hurt
[22:36] Terrence: and i like it
[22:36] Terrence: D:
[22:36] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: lmao
[22:37] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: welcome to the dark side n00b

My little n00b is growing up.

[FluffyDucky™]

I want a girlfriend that does that :(

[Inferno]

http://dedi-servers.net/ftp/dmt/images/oh%20god%20oh%20god%20oh%20god.PNG

:gonk:

[Heathen]

heh

[ultama121]

<+jcap> uhhh
<+jcap> um
<+jcap> uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<+ultama121> y u uhhh?
<+jcap> mysqldump is running right now
<+ultama121> uhhhhhhhhh
<+jcap> it means that either the server is running a backup of its database
<+jcap> or someone just hacked in
<+jcap> and has taken the entire forum
<+ultama121> engage to combat
<+ultama121> >:)
<+jcap> might be an automated backup, though
<+jcap> *mysql stuff*
<+jcap> gzip is compressing it
<+ultama121> welp, hoping for the later one...
<+jcap> uh
<+jcap> former?
<+ultama121> yeah, wooops lol
* +ultama121 coughs nervously
<+ultama121> :tinfoil::tinfoil:

[n00b1n8R]

21:02]:quote:
I'd say "heh" except she may read this site once in a while D:
And so does a guy I know from school D:

Also, my net farted out before I could tell you the cool story.

[ExAm]

Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.

He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it dead.

Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "You've made a mistake, my friend. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or I rape you brutally."

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative. The black bear had his way with Frank.

Though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it between the eyes.

His feelings of jubilation were interrupted by another tap on his shoulder. This time a fairly large grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin. You've got two choices, I can't say they're much different from last time."

Again, Frank chose to lose his dignity rather than his life.

Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered.

Completely outraged, Frank headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and kill it.

He felt sweet revenge, then a familiar tap on his shoulder.

He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there, somewhere around 9 feet tall.

The polar bear looked at him and said, "You don't come here for the hunting, do you?".

[Bodzilla]

I'd say "heh" except she may read this site once in a while D:
And so does a guy I know from school D:

Also, my net farted out before I could tell you the cool story.
Got the cool story!

posting in
5
4
3
*HEAARKKK*

*plob*
*drip drip*

[n00b1n8R]

You didn't see nuthing kid.

*tyres screech*

[English Mobster]

What the fuck n00b, my gf used to be like that, but she stopped pretty much as soon as she turned 16.
The fuck man. Your gf stole my gf's awesome side. Give it back.

[Chainsy]

No, she just realized you were the man, not her, and decided to stop putting you in dresses before foreplay and calling you jasmine. :smugsome:

[Cojafoji]

A couple from my friend bob, and one from my bro joe.

"Slaughter the birds!" - Bob

"Didn't want to concrete my trip to Hell if I laughed." - Bob

"Well then... Bring your drinking pants." - My brother Joe

[n00b1n8R]

What the fuck n00b, my gf used to be like that, but she stopped pretty much as soon as she turned 16.
The fuck man. Your gf stole my gf's awesome side. Give it back.
No way man, it's mine now :haw:
(she never used to be like this, and only realised she loved wearing the pants when i let her :iamafag:)

No, she just realized you were the man, not her, and decided to stop putting you in dresses before foreplay and calling you jasmine. :smugsome:
oh
ooooh
oooooooh buuuuuurrnn

[Inferno]

He was talking about some secret shit and then I mention modacity and HUGE BITCH FIT. Made me lawl my bawls off.


[23:08] Noferin: sure ill help out if im still around
[23:08] Noferin: im gonig to stay at modacity
[23:08] Noferin: but move to UT like i said
[23:08] il Duce Primo: meh fuckm you then
[23:08] il Duce Primo: modaicty is for fags

800 MILLION LINES OF HIM BITCHING ABOUT MODACITY

[23:17] il Duce Primo: yea
[23:17] il Duce Primo: the whole site runs on thsi mehtod
[23:17] il Duce Primo: so yea
[23:17] il Duce Primo: back up my point
[23:17] Noferin: um? how the fuck did i get from 1 bar to 5 then
[23:17] il Duce Primo: its a flawd system
[23:17] il Duce Primo: the site would probably be better if it didnt have this rep system
[23:17] Noferin: i think its fun
[23:17] il Duce Primo: where ppl would be more freely to post
[23:17] Noferin: its sort of like mario
[23:17] Noferin: you have to collect the green things
[23:17] il Duce Primo: and not be thrown aside wiht this rep system
[23:18] Noferin: um so yeah
[23:18] Noferin: drop this shit
[23:18] Noferin: talk about g3
[23:18] il Duce Primo: you knwo tis true
[23:18] il Duce Primo: no
[23:18] il Duce Primo: fuck that
[23:18] il Duce Primo: youre a modacity fag
[23:18] Noferin: i like modacity. my opinion
[23:18] il Duce Primo: half the ppl would leave i bet if they got rid of the rep system
[23:18] il Duce Primo: or a few would
[23:18] il Duce Primo: which even mor eproves my point
[23:18] Noferin: im logging out okay
[23:19] il Duce Primo: k
[23:19] Noferin: continue to hate modacity by yourself
[23:19] il Duce Primo: i hate th emthod its ran by
[23:19] il Duce Primo: its so flawed
[23:19] Noferin: boohoo
Conversation ended: Thu, Jul 02 23:19:27 2009
Conversation started between Noferin and il Duce Primo: Thu, Jul 02 23:19:36 2009
[23:19] il Duce Primo: no boohoo for you
[23:19] Noferin: stop messaging me im working on something
[23:19] il Duce Primo: you might ahve your rep system taken away
[23:19] il Duce Primo: o
Conversation ended: Thu, Jul 02 23:19:49 2009
Conversation started between Noferin and il Duce Primo: Thu, Jul 02 23:19:49 2009
[23:19] il Duce Primo: your busy
[23:19] il Duce Primo: fuck you
[23:19] il Duce Primo: asshole
[23:19] Noferin: lol dude
[23:20] Noferin: idc if you like modacity. its not your job to tell me whats good and bad
[23:20] Noferin: its my fucking decision
[23:20] il Duce Primo: im just saying its flawed
[23:20] il Duce Primo: not syaing its
[23:20] il Duce Primo: good ro bad
[23:20] il Duce Primo: theres a flaw in the system
[23:20] Noferin: bohoo
[23:20] Noferin: then talk to yourself abou tit
[23:20] il Duce Primo: you do keep responding though
[23:20] Noferin: becaus this wnidow
[23:20] Noferin: popsup infron of max
[23:21] il Duce Primo: and i have nothing better itght now to at this time
[23:21] Noferin: and i dont wan to log out cause im talking ot deltra
[23:21] il Duce Primo: well im going to
[23:21] il Duce Primo: bc im going to bed
[23:21] il Duce Primo: fuck this
Conversation ended: Thu, Jul 02 23:21:33 2009
Conversation started between Noferin and il Duce Primo: Thu, Jul 02 23:22:01 2009
[23:22] il Duce Primo: go to a site that thinks is the best and runs by a system where it smembers cant talk freely
[23:22] Noferin: god damn man
[23:22] Noferin: 8th time ive closed this window
[23:22] Noferin: making it nine
Conversation ended: Thu, Jul 02 23:22:23 2009
Conversation started between Noferin and il Duce Primo: Thu, Jul 02 23:22:28 2009
[23:22] il Duce Primo: make it ten
[23:22] Noferin: oh noes modacity is a tyranical site boohoo hoo
[23:22] Noferin: I DONT CARE
Conversation ended: Thu, Jul 02 23:22:46 2009
Conversation started between Noferin and il Duce Primo: Thu, Jul 02 23:22:53 2009
[23:22] il Duce Primo: you know its ture
[23:22] il Duce Primo: true
[23:22] il Duce Primo: its flawed
[23:23] Noferin: mind reader omg you are so cool
[23:23] Noferin: you can say it and its true
[23:23] Noferin: omg
[23:23] Noferin: 11
Conversation ended: Thu, Jul 02 23:23:13 2009
Conversation started between Noferin and il Duce Primo: Thu, Jul 02 23:23:15 2009
[23:23] il Duce Primo: its own members cant even talk without having to wry abotu being critisized by a rep bar
[23:23] il Duce Primo: how lame is that
[23:23] Noferin: 12
[23:23] il Duce Primo: a site that works with that
Conversation ended: Thu, Jul 02 23:23:24 2009
Conversation started between Noferin and il Duce Primo: Thu, Jul 02 23:23:39 2009
[23:23] il Duce Primo: 13
[23:23] il Duce Primo: 14
Conversation ended: Thu, Jul 02 23:23:50 2009

[p0lar_bear]

I haven't seen someone go that apeshit-retarded at the drop of a hat since Dane flipped on Muki. :lmao:

YOU, BABY. CRY SOME MORE.

Also, being able to speak without fear of criticism? Pff. Two words:

YOUTUBE COMMENTS.

[Inferno]

Yeah it was fucking stupid. One moment hes asking for help and I offer it and he goes fucking insane about something as trivial as what forum I visit.

Seriously.

[BobtheGreatII]

I haven't seen someone go that apeshit-retarded at the drop of a hat since Dane flipped on Muki. :lmao:

Speaking of Dane, where the hell did he go? His last activity was in May. Did he dump the forums, or did we dump him?

[n00b1n8R]

He got perma'd iirc
And apparently he doesn't want to come back either way vOv

[klange]

I love this place. :)

[English Mobster]

Dane got perma'd?

And I agree with you, Bacon. :downs:

[Rob Oplawar]

(12:29:14 PM) roboplawar: Time to choose, Dr. Freeman.
(12:29:38 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: wut
(12:29:40 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: why
(12:29:41 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: no
(12:29:42 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: fuck
(12:29:52 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: *Shoots a combine*
(12:29:53 PM) roboplawar: *adjusts tie*

Nerds.

[PlasbianX]

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/4806/lolksz.jpg

Taken from playing Perfect World earlier. I lol'd hard at his stupidity. If youre going to pose as someone.. at least dont sound like an idiot.

[Rob Oplawar]

(01:51:35 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: heh, ircd-hybrid won't update my MOTD... stupid old piece of shit irc server...
(01:51:45 PM) roboplawar: motd?
(01:51:49 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: message of the day...
(01:51:54 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: You don't know what MOTD means? OH GOD
(01:52:01 PM) roboplawar: >_>
(01:52:07 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: It's a very generic term...
(01:52:37 PM) roboplawar: your face is a very generic term
(01:52:45 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: You're a very generic term.
(01:52:56 PM) roboplawar: your mom was a very generic term last night
I love editing conversations to make them funnier

[Masterz1337]

Oh, wonderful. The dozens of hours we put into adding 8 more floors to the Library, wasted, because apparently some people here don't want Library to last 6 hours. Each floor was meticulously designed to feel just like the other 11 floors, but it seems that our effort was in vain. Your loss, guys. Your loss. I hope you're happy.
.

[n00b1n8R]

I can just see somebody taking that seriously.

[p0lar_bear]

Jcap and I were talking about Half-Life 2 not having Halo-esque melee.


[21:28] jcap: I'm just saying that they should have melee. That's all that rant was about
[21:28] jcap: :p
[21:29] p0lar_bear: consoletards and their quickmelees :eyesroll:
[21:29] p0lar_bear: wait shit did i say that out loud? :v:
[21:29] jcap: what do you do in close combat scenarios when you're out of ammo?
[21:29] p0lar_bear: hit G
[21:29] p0lar_bear: and fling a toilet at someone
[21:29] p0lar_bear: :c00l:

:owned:

[ExAm]

Jcap and I were talking about Half-Life 2 not having Halo-esque melee.



:owned:

I think the point is more that if you have something that's perfectly good for bludgeoning, you should be able to use it to bludgeon something d:

[klange]

I think the point is more that if you have something that's perfectly good for bludgeoning, you should be able to use it to bludgeon something d:
Quite. Smacking people with a rifle is an American past time.

[p0lar_bear]

This is science we're talking about, people.

If you have a gun that can manipulate zero-point engergy, you don't just run around smacking people with the butt of your gun.

You shoot the butt of the gun at people. :v:

[Bodzilla]

or you just shoot butts with things.

[rossmum]

Agamemnon v1 (12:26:11 AM):I told you about the doctor right?
iAtty (12:26:16 AM):yes
iAtty (12:26:22 AM):he stuck his hand up your ass and you came
Agamemnon v1 (12:26:34 AM):no thats what happened on your trip silly
Agamemnon v1 (12:26:38 AM):keep your stories straight
Agamemnon v1 (12:26:42 AM):or I should say gay
iAtty (12:26:44 AM):like my sexualiy
Agamemnon v1 (12:26:49 AM):HAHAHAHA
iAtty (12:27:02 AM):WHAT
iAtty (12:27:03 AM):FUCK YOU
iAtty (12:27:04 AM):OH MY GOD
iAtty (12:27:05 AM):I HATE YOU
iAtty (12:27:12 AM):I FUCKING HATE YOU
Agamemnon v1 (12:27:17 AM):HAHAHAHHA
iAtty (12:27:22 AM):I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT
Agamemnon v1 (12:28:02 AM):THAT IS WORTH POSTIN ON A PROXY ON MODACITY
lmao atty just disconnect your net while you still have some dignity left (somewhere)

[InnerGoat]

Agay was rossdad's alt. Myth busted.

[Rob Oplawar]

My younger brother: *gives my youngest brother a big xbox controller*
Youngest: Awww, I get the big one?
Younger: That's what She said.
His girlfriend: *storms off in disgust*
He forgot she was in the room. I loled.

[ultama121]

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<@p0lar_bear> hot
<@p0lar_bear> i mean, uh
<+ultama121> i like where this is going
<@p0lar_bear> fuck you fuck you etc etc
:ohboy:

[Nightlife]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a277/fthre/asdf.jpg

[n00b1n8R]

:ohdear:

[Siliconmaster]

[EJ] Bean says:
cool im going in
haha, i jammed a pelican inside the teleporter hub of red base

Siliconmaster482 says:
lmao
how... did you even manage that?
o_0
heh



[EJ] Bean says:
ugh, its taking forever to upload :(
Siliconmaster482 says:
:/
so, thoughts on the giant forerunner wall in Precipice?
does it work?
[EJ] Bean says:
Well, like you said the cliff needs to be higher

maybe spikes at the top :P
Siliconmaster482 says:
LOL

[OmegaDragon]

gnabtuls: Ok, so I take this gay Children's Theater class, right?
ch405kn16h7: mhm
gnabtuls: and we have this one Jewish girl in there.
gnabtuls: So, one of the groups is doing "The Stinky Cheese Man"
gnabtuls: and she's playing The Stinky Cheese Man
gnabtuls: and the very first thing to happen in that play is they bake the stinky cheese man
gnabtuls: ala the one jew in my class gets put in an oven and baked
Not mine, but still funneh

[ExAm]

One of my buddies had an awesome story about Bill Murray. He was attending NYU at the time, and Murray was giving a talk at the film school. My buddy got his friends in the film school to get him a seat, and being a lazy ass he was running late to get there. The talk was up on a higher floor of the building, and as he was late he was the only one in the elevator. He's standing there cursing at the elevator to go faster when it stops midway. Of course he is pissed that someone stopped the elevator, but Bill Murray steps on. He's so dumbfounded that he can't figure out what to say and Bill just stands there facing forward next to him. Then, as the elevator stops on the final floor, Bill turns to my friend, grabs his head with both hands, and says "Nobody's gonna beliiiiiiieve you!" as he rubs his hair all around (buddy had a white-boy fro at the time) and then steps off the elevator while my friend is still speechless..

[DEElekgolo]

NuggetWarmer: why so many Asains in Canadia
shh™: because the bacon keeps the terrorist away

[OmegaDragon]

[11:12] My Friend: I need to slow down
[11:12] Me: O_o
[11:13] My Friend: I've just used 30 gig's of storage space on music
[11:13] Me: Meh, that's what you have me for.
[11:14] My Friend: YES!! I can delete my 30 gigs and make you sing me the song I want to hear?
[11:14] Me: Yes. Or I can supply you with all of your storage needs.
[11:14] My Friend: like a filing cabinet?
[11:15] Me: Yes
[11:15] Me: You can print off all of your data in binary and save in it a cabinet
[11:16] My Friend: weak
[11:16] My Friend: how much does that hold?
[11:16] Me: Does what?
[11:16] Me: A cabinet?
[11:16] My Friend: fo sho
[11:16] My Friend: is there like 60 gigs?
[11:16] Me: Lemme calculate
[11:17] My Friend: are you serious?
[11:17] Me: Yes
[11:17] My Friend: do it.
[11:18] Me: Well, we can say that the average song is 4MB
[11:18] My Friend: agreed
[11:18] My Friend: unless it's a Skillet song..cause their like 7, 8MB
[11:19] Me: 4MB = 33554432 bits
[11:20] Me: One bit would be a 1 or 0
[11:20] My Friend: DUDE
[11:20] My Friend: I just finished my 30.5 GB file of 277 hip hop albums
[11:20] Me: One printed page hold approx 6460 characters
[11:22] Me: So one song would take 5194 pages
[11:22] My Friend: so..for time's sake..we're looking at about a .4 gig file cabinet
[11:23] Me: Doubtful
[11:24] Me: Average paper is 24lb/ream or .0048" per sheet
[11:26] Me: So, we're looking at about 25" of space needed for one song
[11:27] Me: Looking at my file cabinet of average thickness, I would say that one drawer is about 18" deep
[11:28] Me: And the average file cabinet has 4 drawers
[11:28] Me: So we're talking 72" of space
[11:29] Me: Or 2.89 songs per cabinet
[11:29] Me: So one cabinet holds about 11.55MB of space
[11:30] My Friend: lol, holy ****
[11:30] Me: Or, about .01128GB
[11:30] Me: Satisfied?
[11:31] My Friend: what if I wanted 30 seconds of the songs
[11:32] Me: Well, you'd have to put in some tabs
[11:32] Me: that way you could just flip to your favorite part of the song
[11:33] My Friend: good call

Not mine

[n00b1n8R]

Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
I have to try this :lmao:

[Siliconmaster]

I have to try this :lmao:

:gonk: That sounds both embarrassing and uncomfortable. o_o

[English Mobster]

[22:14] Heathen3483: so apparently
[22:15] Heathen3483: at a local college
[22:15] Heathen3483: if your roomate commits suicide
[22:15] Heathen3483: you get an automatic 4.0 for the semester
[22:15] Heathen3483: ima pick me a good one
[22:15] English Mobster: Heathen
[22:15] Heathen3483: and push them over the edge
[22:15] Heathen3483: free ride
[22:15] English Mobster: come to college with me
[22:15] Heathen3483: rofl
[22:15] English Mobster: so i can kill you
[22:15] Heathen3483: heh
[22:15] English Mobster: and make it look like a suicide
[22:15] English Mobster: =D
[22:15] Heathen3483: :D
Heathen, c'mere honey...

[Siliconmaster]

Omg we have that rule too! Wait, define "local".. o_0

[n00b1n8R]

What logic is behind that O___o

[klange]

What logic is behind that O___o
They completely neglect the possibility that you could "not like" your roommate and automatically assume you're best buds. Therefore, the suicide will undoubtedly kill your emotional status.

[rossmum]

So even if you know fuck all, they just give it to you anyway out of sympathy?

Great! I'm sure we need more barely-qualified morons wrecking everyone else's shit because they got everything on a silver platter!

[Roostervier]

unless it was a childhood friend ive known since i was three, the suicide of any of my friends wouldn't really affect me tbh

(i dont have any of those hth)

[Jean-Luc]

Great! I'm sure we need more barely-qualified morons wrecking everyone else's shit because they got everything on a silver platter!
THANK YOU