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[English Mobster]

Not irl roleplaying, just online roleplaying.
I thought it would be a small price to pay for a girl whose first question she asked me was "Do you like Gears of War?" and who giggled at every damn explosion in G.I. Joe.

[rossmum]

Blanket Stacker/ Blanket Counter - a Q-bloke. Trained to make large stacks of blankets in the Q-store, and to make sure that the blankets stay where they are. Fully aware of the risk of a collapsing stack of blankets, these highly trained warriors have the stealth of a ninja and the reflexes of a cat.
Blunt - A derogative term to describe anyone deemed not to be at the 'pointy end' (ie front-line/operational). Always a favourite of fighter pilots, who believe that pretty much anyone that isn't strapped into a chair is a blunt.
Bucket - As in bucket of shit. An M113 Armoured Personnel Carrier or its crew.
Bullshit Castle - Headquarters Air Command, Glenbrook (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAAF_Base_Glenbrook), New South Wales.
Can anybody drive a tractor? - See Motorbike licence
Canteen Medals - Beer or food stains on the breast of a shirt or jacket.
Dog and pony show - A painstakingly prepared briefing, usually of little real substance or value, pandering to the whims of a senior officer.
Drop shorts – An artillery solider, for example Say again, I’m a drop short; or in English "Can you repeat yourself, I'm in the artillery corps (and hence deaf)". 'Drop shorts' also implied that gunners dropped their rounds onto our grunts rather than the enemy.
Duty First - The motto of the Royal Australian Regiment. It is said to refer to mess duty, guard duty, etc.
Elephant trackers - RAAF (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Australian_Air_Force) security police. A derisive reference to their supposed lack of investigative acumen.
Face ripping - A one-way discussion, usually between a soldier and a subordinate, where the "face ripper" gets so close that the "face rippee" can see the pores on his forehead. This usually occurs on the drill square or in the CSM's office.
Fitter and turner - An Army cook. It means "to fit good food into a pot and turn it into sh-t".
Four Star Hotel - The accomodation used by Air Force members on exercise whilst Army members reside in dirt pits or tents if lucky.
Gaz - Used to describe someone of unparalleled skill. Also used to describe SAS troops.
Groundsheet - derogatory slang for a female soldier. I.e. something you lay on the ground.
Healthkeys - medical data base system that in theory is supposed to make life better for medics but in reality is a tool for blood sucking bean counters and auditors that load up the medical system with even more work.
Hot Box - The large plastic containers which bring fresh rations to Diggers in a field environment, which contains inadequately small portions of cooked vegetables and a small helping of whatever yesterdays leftovers were from the base mess packed into tinfoil trays.
Koala Bear - Refers to somebody who is generally considered a protected species and useless in the greater scheme of things. Usually accompanied by the phrase "Not to be exported or shot at" was used to refer to Armoured Corps.
Luncheon Meat Type 2 - An inedible can of pink stuff issued in some Ratpaks. Do not attempt to eat. Do not attempt to feed it to a dog - dogs won't eat it.
Mango - Term for Army Reservist. Green on the outside, yellow on the inside and too many of them give you the shits.
MIMMS - A convoluted computerised materiel management system (Mount Isa Mines). The bane of the existance of RAEME and RASIGS trade personnel.
Motorbike licence - A ruse to get diggers to volunteer for something. Sgt: Has anybody here got a motorbike licence? (Two or three new diggers jump to their feet) "I have Sergeant!" Sgt: Good. Grab these shovels and go dig a latrine. Diggers: What about the motorbike? Sgt: GRAB THOSE SHOVELS AND START DIGGING!
Pineapple - A term used to describe an odious task or command, delivered by a Sergeant or above. Akin to having a pineapple jammed up one's arse.
Pissaphone - A conical metal funnel partially stuck into the ground for soldiers to urinate into. It looks a bit like a five foot long loud hailer, but those who use it for that purpose usually regret doing so.
PMKeyS - The succubus Defence computer database that consumes 60% of all human endeavour. A staff officer's wet dream, it is particularly useful for creating nice pie charts to impress the CO (see also: dog and pony show).
Q - Quartermaster - An officer who has the enviable job of making sure that the Q-store is always full of every kind of stuff ever invented, and making sure that those dirty diggers don't get any of if because they will break it for sure. Delegates these tasks to ordinary Q-blokes.
Q-store - Quartermaster's Store - A large building full of stacks of every kind of stuff you could ever want or need. If you ask for any of it, you will be told: "Sorry mate, I've only got one left and somebody else might want it." You may be offered a few consolation tins of Luncheon Meat Type 2, or if you're really lucky, Ham And Egg In A Can.
RP - A Regimental Policeman. The sycophantic arse-lickers who follow the RSM around, and lap up tasks like drilling defaulters and nailing parade ground markers into the ground. Out of the same stable as a "Meat Head".
Shit pit - A latrine. You'll be digging lots of these if you admit to having a motorbike licence.
Training Pam or Training Manual - hard core pornography.
Traveller or travel fat - Used to describe an erection caused by vehicle motion / vibration. Also known as 'motion thickness'.
Turd toucher - A plumber/gasfitter tradesman from the RAE.
Turps - Any form of alcoholic beverage drank to excess.
Wreckie Mech - An RAEME soldier who operates motor recovery equipment i.e. a wrecker. Generally not all that bright.
lol

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MattyDienhoff: ROFL
MattyDienhoff: From YouTube comments on a video of Stalingrad:
MattyDienhoff: "German had help from Sweden, Hungary, Romania, Austria, Italy, Finland etc."
"Yeah, but Italy should cancel out the other five, lol. "

[Inferno]

Inferno Pro: brb protecting map
Freelancer™: and send m the tags
Freelancer™: u said u would forever ago
Inferno Pro: sending it to my dick
Freelancer™: then ill cut ur dick off pucho.
Inferno Pro: no sorry
Inferno Pro: you have to suck on it
Freelancer™: bite it off*
Inferno Pro: lullulu
Inferno Pro: you still had your mouth on my dick
Inferno Pro: nuh
Freelancer™: How'd look worwse now, really.
Inferno Pro: uploading map
Freelancer™: The guy that bit the guys dick off.
Freelancer™: Or the fag with no dick.
Inferno Pro: i have spare dicks
Freelancer™: o i c
Inferno Pro: its like picklo from DBZ
Inferno Pro: shit regrows
Inferno Pro: also. biting a 14 inch dick off is hard
Freelancer™: yea man
Freelancer™: i got a deep throat.
Freelancer™: I know this.
Freelancer™: because until I saw his legs.
Freelancer™: i thought it was a hotdog.

[Cortexian]

:realsmug:

[Alwin Roth]

V With that post This post here is now useless :(

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Asian 센세이션: do you remember a thread where you posted similar smilies on there?
Pyong: ?
Asian 센세이션: nvm got it
Pyong: lol
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<This user is now online>
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<This user is now online>
Pyong: dicks
Asian 센세이션: who is and what has?
Pyong: lol
Pyong: i heard inferno sucks dick for cocaine
Asian 센세이션: Really now?
Asian 센세이션: why's that?
Asian 센세이션: Are you guys having an arguement -_-
Pyong: lol
Pyong: n
Asian 센세이션: WTF is going on?
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: ...
Pyong: look at the thread quotes
Asian 센세이션: where?
Asian 센세이션: link pl0x
Pyong: modacity
Pyong: fgt
Asian 센세이션: fgt?
Pyong: faggot
Pyong: lolz
Asian 센세이션: mmk
Asian 센세이션: wait...
Asian 센세이션: what?
Asian 센세이션: where do i look?
Pyong: lol
Pyong: its in the quotes funny random thread
Asian 센세이션: ok... which post?
Pyong: lol second to last
Asian 센세이션: OH Lol
Asian 센세이션: Ok..
Asian 센세이션: Now i understand the main purpose of this conversation
Asian 센세이션: Damn im a genious.
Pyong: heh
Asian 센세이션: lol
Pyong: fgt
Asian 센세이션: NU
Pyong: NU
Asian 센세이션: http://www.modacity.net/forums/showthread.php?t=17139&page=10
Asian 센세이션: look at last post
Pyong: :smug:
Pyong: is that you btw?
Asian 센세이션: yes.
Asian 센세이션: sexy amiright?
Pyong: lolz
Asian 센세이션: SEXY AM I RIGHT?
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: ...
Pyong: <- not gay
Asian 센세이션: ^ gay.
Pyong: lolololol
Pyong: faggot
Asian 센세이션: Nu
Pyong: V sucks dick for cocaine
Asian 센세이션: ^ <- arrow cancels it out.
Pyong: lolwut
Asian 센세이션: V Faggot.
Pyong: ^ <- cancels out
Pyong: <- retard
Pyong: owait
Asian 센세이션: XD
Asian 센세이션: IM posting this shit.
Pyong: ew
Asian 센세이션: i no.
Pyong: you took a dump and your posting pics of it
Pyong: wtf
Pyong: seriously
Pyong: wtf
Asian 센세이션: OH NO
Pyong: ima have to ban ur ass
Asian 센세이션: No no no no no no no
Asian 센세이션: you cant do that...
Pyong: (calls jcrap)
Asian 센세이션: wait...
Pyong: BAN DIS FUCKA RITE HERE YO
Asian 센세이션: NU
Pyong: SRS
Asian 센세이션: =(
Pyong: HES POSTIN SHIT PORN ON MAH THREDS
Pyong: KILL DIS HOE WITH YO PISTOL
Pyong: POP A CAP IN HIS ASS
Asian 센세이션: IT AINT YO THREAD ITS LLAMAS
Asian 센세이션: BITC
Asian 센세이션: H
Asian 센세이션: FUCK
Pyong: FGT
Pyong: FGT
Pyong: FGT
Pyong: FGT
Asian 센세이션: NU
N
Pyong: FGT
Asian 센세이션: NU
Asian 센세이션: NU
Pyong: ^ faggot
Pyong: ^ retard
Pyong: owait
Asian 센세이션: ^ super faggot x3
Pyong: shit
Asian 센세이션: Yeah
Pyong: ffffffffff
Asian 센세이션: Uuuuuuu
Pyong: lol
Pyong: uguu
Pyong: now
Asian 센세이션: uguu
Asian 센세이션: uguu?
Pyong: poast this shit
Pyong: fgt
Pyong: lolz
Asian 센세이션: NO U
Pyong: also
Asian 센세이션: what?
Pyong: GO HAVE BUTTSEX WITH HDOAN
Pyong: >:U
Pyong: HE'S ONE OF YOUR KIND
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: FUCK.
Pyong: lol
Pyong: pwnd
Asian 센세이션: YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH INFERNO, JCAP, GHOST, VEEX, HIGUY and all those people who are YOUR KIND
Pyong: lolz
Pyong: fuck
Asian 센세이션: you
Pyong: fuh-q
Asian 센세이션: lol
Asian 센세이션: posting or u?
Pyong: u poast
Asian 센세이션: MOTHER FUCKER
Pyong: ?
Asian 센세이션: I copied and pasted til it reached the "Pyong: <- retard
Pyong: owait
Asian 센세이션: XD"
Asian 센세이션: part of out conversation
Pyong: Fuhq
Asian 센세이션: then i noticed i didn't get top part copied
Asian 센세이션: but i already x'ed out of chat
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: oh well, ill try to remember what we said
Pyong: I got it
Asian 센세이션: copy and paste it here then
Pyong: Pyong: dicks
Asian 센세이션: who is and what has?
Pyong: lol
Pyong: i heard inferno sucks dick for cocaine
Asian 센세이션: Really now?
Asian 센세이션: why's that?
Asian 센세이션: Are you guys having an arguement -_-
Pyong: lol
Pyong: n
Asian 센세이션: WTF is going on?
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: ...
Pyong: look at the thread quotes
Asian 센세이션: where?
Asian 센세이션: link pl0x
Pyong: modacity
Pyong: fgt
Asian 센세이션: fgt?
Pyong: faggot
Pyong: lolz
Asian 센세이션: mmk
Asian 센세이션: wait...
Asian 센세이션: what?
Asian 센세이션: where do i look?
Pyong: lol
Pyong: its in the quotes funny random thread
Asian 센세이션: ok... which post?
Pyong: lol second to last
Asian 센세이션: OH Lol
Asian 센세이션: Ok..
Asian 센세이션: Now i understand the main purpose of this conversation
Asian 센세이션: Damn im a genious.
Pyong: heh
Asian 센세이션: lol
Pyong: fgt
Asian 센세이션: NU
Pyong: NU
Asian 센세이션: http://www.modacity.net/forums/showthread.php?t=17139&page=10
Asian 센세이션: look at last post
Pyong: :smug:
Pyong: is that you btw?
Asian 센세이션: yes.
Asian 센세이션: sexy amiright?
Pyong: lolz
Asian 센세이션: SEXY AM I RIGHT?
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: ...
Pyong: <- not gay
Asian 센세이션: ^ gay.
Pyong: lolololol
Pyong: faggot
Asian 센세이션: Nu
Pyong: V sucks dick for cocaine
Asian 센세이션: ^ <- arrow cancels it out.
Pyong: lolwut
Asian 센세이션: V Faggot.
Pyong: ^ <- cancels out
Pyong: <- retard
Pyong: owait
Asian 센세이션: XD
Asian 센세이션: IM posting this shit.
Pyong: ew
Asian 센세이션: i no.
Pyong: you took a dump and your posting pics of it
Pyong: wtf
Pyong: seriously
Pyong: wtf
Asian 센세이션: OH NO
Pyong: ima have to ban ur ass
Asian 센세이션: No no no no no no no
Asian 센세이션: you cant do that...
Pyong: (calls jcrap)
Asian 센세이션: wait...
Pyong: BAN DIS FUCKA RITE HERE YO
Asian 센세이션: NU
Pyong: SRS
Asian 센세이션: =(
Pyong: HES POSTIN SHIT PORN ON MAH THREDS
Pyong: KILL DIS HOE WITH YO PISTOL
Pyong: POP A CAP IN HIS ASS
Asian 센세이션: IT AINT YO THREAD ITS LLAMAS
Asian 센세이션: BITC
Asian 센세이션: H
Asian 센세이션: FUCK
Pyong: FGT
Pyong: FGT
Pyong: FGT
Pyong: FGT
Asian 센세이션: NU
N
Pyong: FGT
Asian 센세이션: NU
Asian 센세이션: NU
Pyong: ^ faggot
Pyong: ^ retard
Pyong: owait
Asian 센세이션: ^ super faggot x3
Pyong: shit
Asian 센세이션: Yeah
Pyong: ffffffffff
Asian 센세이션: Uuuuuuu
Pyong: lol
Pyong: uguu
Pyong: now
Asian 센세이션: uguu
Asian 센세이션: uguu?
Pyong: poast this shit
Pyong: fgt
Pyong: lolz
Asian 센세이션: NO U
Pyong: also
Asian 센세이션: what?
Pyong: GO HAVE BUTTSEX WITH HDOAN
Pyong: >:U
Pyong: HE'S ONE OF YOUR KIND
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: FUCK.
Pyong: lol
Pyong: pwnd
Asian 센세이션: YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH INFERNO, JCAP, GHOST, VEEX, HIGUY and all those people who are YOUR KIND
Pyong: lolz
Pyong: fuck
Asian 센세이션: you
Pyong: fuh-q
Asian 센세이션: lol
Asian 센세이션: posting or u?
Pyong: u poast
Asian 센세이션: MOTHER FUCKER
Pyong: ?
Asian 센세이션: I copied and pasted til it reached the "Pyong: <- retard
Pyong: owait
Asian 센세이션: XD"
Asian 센세이션: part of out conversation
Pyong: Fuhq
Asian 센세이션: then i noticed i didn't get top part copied
Asian 센세이션: but i already x'ed out of chat
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: oh well, ill try to remember what we said
Pyong: I got it
Asian 센세이션: copy and paste it here then
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: oh
Asian 센세이션: shi
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: ok pasted copied til it reads the Pyong: ^ <- cancels out
Pyong: <- retard
Pyong: owait
Asian 센세이션: XD
Asian 센세이션: part of the conversation
Asian 센세이션: NO more.
Pyong: heh
Asian 센세이션: ye
Asian 센세이션: you in college or highschool?
Pyong: hs
Asian 센세이션: you have chem?
Pyong: n
Asian 센세이션: :(
Pyong: lol
full convo ftw

[Horns]

Horns: porn warning
Horns: but this is funny shit
Horns: http://www.jigglegifs.com/data/media/4/slap.gif
=CE=Reaper: well i wanna look the car over more in case theres something else i nees
=CE=Reaper: ......
Horns: lulz
Horns: i gave the porn warning
=CE=Reaper: i didnt see it
=CE=Reaper: lulz
Horns: lmfao
Horns: you're mom is standing there
Horns: :P
=CE=Reaper: she says hi
Horns: hi krausers mom
=CE=Reaper: she thought it was funny
=CE=Reaper: she was like...."BOOM headshot"

[ThePlague]

Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BUT EBOLA WAS THE BEST DIESEASE EVER
=Σ= ThePlague: I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT BILLY MAYS' DEATH WAS THE BEST OF THIS YEAR
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BUT WHITE KIDS WITH BEARDS ARE THE BEST
=Σ= ThePlague: I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT BLACK JEWS SHOULD GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BUT I HAVE TO GO EAT OUT YOUR MOM
=Σ= ThePlague: I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT SHE HAS A DISCO STICK
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BUT THATS KINDA SICK
=Σ= ThePlague: I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT LETS HAVE SOME FUN
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST IDEA OF THE YEAR
=Σ= ThePlague: I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT NOT ACTUALLY LET YOU FINISH
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BUT I FUCKED TAYLOR SWIFT
=Σ= ThePlague: I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT YOU NEED TO FINISH ON HER FACE
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BUT I ALREADY DID
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BY LETTING ME FINISH
=Σ= ThePlague: so
=Σ= ThePlague: much
=Σ= ThePlague: win
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: lol yes
=Σ= ThePlague: posting this in quotes funny random
heh

[klange]

This was in an IRC channel. The names have been changed to protect the identities of the two love birds.

Sep 16 17:56:11 * lawl hugs sara
Sep 16 17:56:24 <sara> yay!
Sep 16 17:56:27 <sara> hugs
Sep 16 17:56:29 <sara> :]
Sep 16 17:56:37 * lawl continues stripping sara
Sep 16 17:59:07 * lawl ticks sara
Sep 16 17:59:36 * sara giggles.
Sep 16 17:59:39 <sara> :p
Sep 16 17:59:45 * lawl finishes stripping sara
Sep 16 18:00:17 <sara> nooo!
Sep 16 18:00:27 * lawl locks all the doors and windows
Sep 16 18:00:47 * sara runs around room in circles.
Sep 16 18:00:56 <lawl> :9
Sep 16 18:00:58 <lawl> :(
Sep 16 18:01:15 <sara> you is sad?
Sep 16 18:01:21 <lawl> stop running around
Sep 16 18:01:23 <lawl> :(
Sep 16 18:01:23 <lawl> plz
Sep 16 18:01:34 * lawl wants to see where this goes
Sep 16 18:02:06 * sara wants to point out technically nowhere as we are in chat box.
Sep 16 18:02:14 <lawl> hmm
Sep 16 18:02:16 <lawl> good point
Sep 16 18:02:35 <sara> i know
Sep 16 18:02:41 <sara> i'm full of them
Sep 16 18:02:45 <sara> :]
Sep 16 18:02:51 <sara> ;]
Sep 16 18:02:55 <lawl> sounds like just what I'm looking for in a woman :3
Sep 16 18:03:21 * lawl hugs sara erotically
Sep 16 18:03:40 <sara> ha ha
Sep 16 18:03:42 <sara> :]
Sep 16 18:03:52 * sara hugs back.
Sep 16 18:03:55 * lawl leads sara into bed
Sep 16 18:04:22 <sara> :p
Sep 16 18:04:28 <lawl> ???
Sep 16 18:04:55 <lawl> what did you expect? you're nude in my room
Sep 16 18:04:57 <lawl> think about it!
Sep 16 18:05:09 <sara> in imaginary room
Sep 16 18:05:21 <sara> i thought we would play scrabble
Sep 16 18:05:24 <sara> lol
Sep 16 18:05:25 <sara> ;]
Sep 16 18:05:32 <lawl> we can play sex-scrablle
Sep 16 18:05:35 <lawl> it's like scrabble
Sep 16 18:05:49 <lawl> only instead of putting letters on a board to spell out words, you have sex in a bed.
Sep 16 18:06:06 <sara> oh
Sep 16 18:06:11 <sara> sound fun
Sep 16 18:06:14 <sara> :]
Sep 16 18:06:22 * lawl dons condom
Sep 16 18:06:26 <lawl> always use protection on the Internet.
Sep 16 18:06:31 <sara> so we can be safe
Sep 16 18:06:48 <lawl> yah
Sep 16 18:06:53 * sara just quoted Dora the explorer.
Sep 16 18:06:53 <lawl> don't want to catch any viruses
Sep 16 18:07:02 <sara> like my cold?
Sep 16 18:07:07 <lawl> yeah
Sep 16 18:07:16 <lawl> but don't worry, I already have a cold
Sep 16 18:07:45 <sara> well i did make out with you already so it wouldn't matter
Sep 16 18:08:12 <lawl> you want top?
Sep 16 18:08:33 * sara doesn't care.
Sep 16 18:08:46 * lawl flips sara over on top of him
Sep 16 18:08:58 <sara> yes sir
Sep 16 18:09:03 <sara> :]
Sep 16 18:09:16 * lawl positions sara over his epeen
Sep 16 18:09:39 <sara> ***
Sep 16 18:09:48 <lawl> All I see is * * *
Sep 16 18:10:15 <sara> ***
Sep 16 18:10:19 <sara> :]
Sep 16 18:10:40 <lawl> I'll just assume that says something good.
Sep 16 18:10:53 <sara> s
Sep 16 18:10:54 <sara> e
Sep 16 18:10:55 <sara> x
Sep 16 18:10:56 <lawl> yay
Sep 16 18:11:11 * lawl inserts his epeen into sara's evagina
Sep 16 18:11:27 <lawl> *SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX*
Sep 16 18:11:56 <sara> WOOOO
Sep 16 18:12:00 * lawl makes sweet, passionate love to sara
Sep 16 18:12:09 * sara enjoys.
Sep 16 18:12:46 * lawl makes repetitive humping motion as his epeen slips back and forth in sara's vagina
Sep 16 18:13:25 * sara wonders if this is really going to continue
Sep 16 18:13:36 <sara> lol
Sep 16 18:15:24 * lawl hugs sara
Sep 16 18:15:48 * sara likes hugs
Sep 16 18:16:45 * sara dresses and runs away
Sep 16 18:16:49 * sara (sara@sara.irc.justin.tv) has left #lawl
Sep 16 18:16:53 * lawl dresses, too.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

wtf

[Heathen]

he kept in character after she left.
What the fuck...
E: It was mobster huh....

[Jean-Luc]

"JeanLuc 761 (9:08:34 PM): no murdering for you tonight
"Snafubar" (9:09:15 PM): -puts hatchet down-
JeanLuc 761 (9:09:21 PM): Yeah you better B|
"Snafubar" (9:09:36 PM): -picks up katana- errrm wut
JeanLuc 761 (9:10:14 PM): Yo Snaf, I'm really happy for you and ima let you finish...but that Johns Hopkins student had the best Katana kill of the year.
"Snafubar" (9:10:24 PM): oh fuck you.
JeanLuc 761 (9:10:32 PM): WOO!
"Snafubar" (9:10:38 PM): well
"Snafubar" (9:10:40 PM): played
"Snafubar" (9:10:42 PM): ass
JeanLuc 761 (9:10:50 PM): tyvm
JeanLuc 761 (9:11:13 PM): You know you laughed :3
"Snafubar" (9:11:24 PM): actually i was like :o
"Snafubar" (9:11:29 PM): :golfclap:.

[English Mobster]

he kept in character after she left.
What the fuck...
E: It was mobster huh....
DAMN YOU HAVE I BEEN FOUND OUT?
And no, it wasn't me. Mine was more of the "I put on my robe and wizard hat" variety.

[klange]

he kept in character after she left.
What the fuck...
E: It was mobster huh....
It wasn't Mobster. ;)

[Rob Oplawar]

.
:clap:
e: what, that isn't clap? then what is? :golfclap:?
ee: oh, it is.
:golfclap:

eee:

(09:50:38 PM) roboplawar: http://www.timecube.com/
(09:51:38 PM) cbn22@email.vccs.edu: what the fuck is this
(09:52:08 PM) cbn22@email.vccs.edu: -1 x -1= +1 is WRONG
(09:52:15 PM) roboplawar: XD
(09:52:23 PM) cbn22@email.vccs.edu: what the fuck is this
(09:52:50 PM) roboplawar: idk
(09:52:52 PM) roboplawar: but it's brilliant
(09:53:26 PM) cbn22@email.vccs.edu: well, at least it looks more coherent than scientology
shaZAM

[ExAm]

Let's make a House episode!




Really, how hard could this be?

CHASE: House, we need to cure this patient. He is very sick.
HOUSE: Did you try the medicine drug?
CHASE: I did try the medicine drug.
HOUSE: Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid.
PATIENT: I would rather not be sick.
HOUSE: You are stupid too. Did you take stupid drug?
FOREMAN: I gave patient stupid drug.
HOUSE: You are a black man.
FOREMAN: This vexes me.
PATIENT: I have blood from my nose that is dripping.
CAMERON: That's bad!
PATIENT: Also I was bitten by mice due to my poor hygiene.
CUTTY: You need hygiene drug. Also, I have not spoken in awhile.
HOUSE: No! Hygiene drug will kill Patient! He needs mouse bites to live!
CHASE: [Shocked]
CAMERON: [Shocked]
FOREMAN: [Vexed]
HOUSE: More mouse bites!
CUTTY: I forbid this.
HOUSE: Don't care.
CHASE: [Gets mice]
HOUSE: [Makes mouse bite serum]
PATIENT: I feel better. No more nose blood! Thank you doctor!
HOUSE: I am very smart.
WILSON: I, too, am in this episode.
FOREMAN: This vexes me.

~FIN~

[Abdurahman]

Warsaw is so awesome


Лорд вон Крупп: Turn 19 on Jesus Day.
HoMoCiDe: lolz
Лорд вон Крупп: The majority of the world celebrates my birthday, I'm flattered.
Лорд вон Крупп: My birthday is pretty much a global holiday, nobody has to go to work!
Лорд вон Крупп: I'm that awesome.

[Heathen]

Let's make a House episode!

lol :golfclap:

[Rob Oplawar]

Let's make a House episode!

:lmao:

[Bodzilla]

Let's make a House episode!

:XD:

[ICEE]

Let's make a House episode!


lol :golfclap:


:lmao:


:XD:

I am on this bandwagon! :neckbeard:

[ExAm]

I, too, am on this bandwagonftfy

[p0lar_bear]

I, too, am in this episode

ftfy

ftfboy :eng101:

[rossmum]

Timo1245 (12:24:17 AM): I'm a furry but it's just a coincidence that i'm a new zealander too
timo... i... i never knew...

[Timo]

I LOVE OUT OF CONTEXT QUOTES

[rossmum]

fuck off that was totally in context

how much context do you need

[n00b1n8R]

Happy birthday timo~
http://www.shropshire-sheep.co.uk/images/Pdean%20Alderman%20bum.jpg
furrys are all gay too right?

[paladin]

Now any speech or action that manifests moral purpose of any kind will be expressive of character: the character will be good if the purpose is good. This rule is relative to each class. Even woman may be good, and also slave; though woman may be said to be an inferior being, and the slave quite worthless. The second thing to aim at is propriety. There is a type of many valor; but valor in a woman, or unscrupulous cleverness, is inappropriate.

Lol

Man> sandwich> woman> slave.

Slave kill a turkey, harvest lettuce, bake bread and churn the cheese.
Woman, make me a sandwich so I can act in this play.

[UnevenElefant5]

[16:46] aV4i1: who is LGBT?
[16:46] aV4i1: like
[16:46] aV4i1: wut do they do
[16:46] Elefant: lesbian gay bisexual and transgender
[16:46] Elefant: is what it stands for
[16:46] aV4i1: yea but um
[16:46] aV4i1: pwner
[16:46] aV4i1: has LGBT hater
[16:46] aV4i1: owai...
[16:46] Elefant: yeah i nkow
[16:46] aV4i1: nub
[16:47] aV4i1: lesbians are ok
[16:47] aV4i1: if they make videos
[16:47] Elefant: LOL

[FRain]

On Fire Water: the textures just need to be redone
On Fire Water: the metal
On Fire Water: it looks to concrete-ish
On Fire Water: but i do likie it
On Fire Water: also needs collision but thats already being taken care of
Abominable Snow Mobster: that's due to me following an "how to make a metal texture in 4 easy steps in Photoshop CS2" tutorial
On Fire Water: LOL

[FRain]

Rhode Islander Lyncher: i give up on modacity
Rhode Islander Lyncher: i posted an idea for community mentoring to help others, got neg repped into the shit
Rhode Islander Lyncher: they dont want to improve, and im not gettin caught up on their shit
Rhode Islander Lyncher: also i know youre like wtf do i care,, why you rambling to me
Rhode Islander Lyncher: ITS BECAUSE ITS SOO FUCKIN LATE YOURE THE ONLY BITCH THATS ONNN
On Fire Water: well
On Fire Water: 1
On Fire Water: because your idea is retarded
On Fire Water: im not going to lie
On Fire Water: two
Rhode Islander Lyncher: lol what
On Fire Water: neg rep doesnt mean beans
On Fire Water: i got tons of it
On Fire Water: but now i've got 4 positive bars as it
Rhode Islander Lyncher: concept art has it and it works great
On Fire Water: but we're not a concept art forum
Rhode Islander Lyncher: its just the people a tmdoacity are austic dickwads who cant deal in a ociety properly
Rhode Islander Lyncher: and are rude as fuck
Rhode Islander Lyncher: dude
Rhode Islander Lyncher: gameartists
On Fire Water: not so much as we're not the kind of people to work with that thing
Rhode Islander Lyncher: they mentor
Rhode Islander Lyncher: modacity is a shithole
On Fire Water: dude
On Fire Water: you take things too seriously
On Fire Water: if its a bad idea itll just sink down
Rhode Islander Lyncher: no, im not mad, just sad
Rhode Islander Lyncher: modacity oculd be great
Rhode Islander Lyncher: we have good guys there with skill
On Fire Water: and we do
Rhode Islander Lyncher: but the dicks bring it down
Rhode Islander Lyncher: so im saying fuck it
Rhode Islander Lyncher: ill still lurk on modacity, simply for the random shithole luls
Rhode Islander Lyncher: but im not goin to post anymore
On Fire Water: if thats seriously what you think
Rhode Islander Lyncher: it wont matter anyways, no one will notice
On Fire Water: go dig yourself deeper into a hole
Rhode Islander Lyncher: what hole am i in?
On Fire Water: um
On Fire Water: the hole that all you see is your ignorance
Rhode Islander Lyncher: ignorance?
On Fire Water: yes
On Fire Water: if people think its a bad idea
Rhode Islander Lyncher: no one posts in the studio thread
On Fire Water: dont take it
On Fire Water: dont take it as a personal attack
Rhode Islander Lyncher: theyre scared of dickweeds bein total dicks
On Fire Water: it just isnt a good idea
Rhode Islander Lyncher: i understand what criticism is
Rhode Islander Lyncher: and what critique is
Rhode Islander Lyncher: what modacity does is criticism
Rhode Islander Lyncher: what the sucessful sites
Rhode Islander Lyncher: that have nice people
Rhode Islander Lyncher: do
On Fire Water: and what you think is criticism is "fluff"
Rhode Islander Lyncher: is critque
Rhode Islander Lyncher: no
Rhode Islander Lyncher: you see
On Fire Water: dude
On Fire Water: shut up
Rhode Islander Lyncher: growing up in a halo community
On Fire Water: im not going to sugarcoat your ideas
On Fire Water: trust me
On Fire Water: im going to tell you if it sucks or not
On Fire Water: deal with it
On Fire Water: k
Rhode Islander Lyncher: your opinion of critique is the words, "holy shit this sucks."
On Fire Water: youre fucking annoying
Rhode Islander Lyncher: youre the one angry
Rhode Islander Lyncher: :\
On Fire Water: dude
On Fire Water: im not angry
On Fire Water: im telling you the truth
Rhode Islander Lyncher: im not sayin to sugar coat it, you see youre infering on what i am trying to say
On Fire Water: what you think is "critique" is really just fluff
On Fire Water: YES
On Fire Water: YOU ARE
On Fire Water: THATS WHERE YOU ARE IGNORANT
Rhode Islander Lyncher: modacity is too extremist on the criticism
Rhode Islander Lyncher: too lbuint
Rhode Islander Lyncher: if you listen
Rhode Islander Lyncher: i dont want fluff
Rhode Islander Lyncher: go to the critique center at cocneptart.org
Rhode Islander Lyncher: or gameartists
On Fire Water: critique is fluff
Rhode Islander Lyncher: people can ge tthe exact help of modacity,, with out the broken pride
Rhode Islander Lyncher: and the insults
On Fire Water: broken pride
On Fire Water: haha what
On Fire Water: are you fucking seriousl
On Fire Water: hahaha
Rhode Islander Lyncher: yes
On Fire Water: oh my god im going to quotes thread this when its done
Rhode Islander Lyncher: you need some pride in your work to motivate you to move on
On Fire Water: m
On Fire Water: noit really
Rhode Islander Lyncher: if someone tells you you suck
On Fire Water: most of my work is shit
On Fire Water: but i still did it
Rhode Islander Lyncher: its not goin to move your forward very well
On Fire Water: nope
On Fire Water: not really
Rhode Islander Lyncher: youre thinkin of the football coach shit
Rhode Islander Lyncher: where they insult you
On Fire Water: nope
Rhode Islander Lyncher: to motivate you
On Fire Water: infact i think thats absolutely retarded
Rhode Islander Lyncher: modacity is a bunch of retards who try to apply that
Rhode Islander Lyncher: when tis bullshit
On Fire Water: no
On Fire Water: absolutely not
Rhode Islander Lyncher: ok then what
Rhode Islander Lyncher: :\
On Fire Water: step out of your glass house
Rhode Islander Lyncher: uh
Rhode Islander Lyncher: i said what
Rhode Islander Lyncher: tell me
On Fire Water: and listen to me
Rhode Islander Lyncher: jesus
On Fire Water: okay
On Fire Water: are you listening
Rhode Islander Lyncher: look up form your keyboard
Rhode Islander Lyncher: damnit
On Fire Water: i am
Rhode Islander Lyncher: finally
On Fire Water: i can type without looking at my keyboard
On Fire Water: fuckwad
Rhode Islander Lyncher: then read
On Fire Water: okay
On Fire Water: ready
On Fire Water: ready
On Fire Water: ready
On Fire Water: "critique" is fluff compared to criticism which actually tells you
On Fire Water: i was never told to keep going most people told me that my work was shit
On Fire Water: and it was
On Fire Water: but i kept getting better ideas
On Fire Water: and i kept practicing
On Fire Water: and i eventually got there
Rhode Islander Lyncher: and what did you feel along the way?
On Fire Water: that wasnt the point
Rhode Islander Lyncher: happiness?
Rhode Islander Lyncher: yes it is
On Fire Water: okay
Rhode Islander Lyncher: you should enjoy your work
On Fire Water: i wholehartedly agree on one thing with you
Rhode Islander Lyncher: not do it for the glory or the pride
On Fire Water: you're fucking retarded
On Fire Water: k
Rhode Islander Lyncher: but because its fun
Rhode Islander Lyncher: and you want to improve
This user has been blocked

[flibitijibibo]

Oh. My. God. He actually didn't understand. He seriously could not comprehend the idea that judging work includes negative comments. I'm surprised he made it to 2 bars, let alone 4.

[Chainsy]

I guess people are just that retarded. :downs:

[FRain]

Look who's talking.

[flibitijibibo]

Oh, come on now, keep the fight in the other thread (http://www.modacity.net/forums/showthread.php?t=18678).

[Bodzilla]

YOU CAN GIVE ME ALL THE CRITICISM YOU'VE GOT


JUST MAKE SURE IT"S ONLY GOOD!

[DEElekgolo]

The texture might have too much polys for CE.
.

[UnevenElefant5]

Oh haha
Damn, I was gonna link to that topic but it got deleted.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

2jazzi4u*(08:11:01*PM):*eat my head?
pyongftw (08:20:29*PM):*wat
pyongftw (08:20:37*PM):*Im pretty sure that only works when a guy says it :realsmug:
:realsmug:

[Siliconmaster]

Thus my life:


Sean: Hey Brian, we’re making fun of you!

-through the window-

Noah (me): We’re having a deep discussion about terminology and racism!



Brian: Niggers!

-Window shuts-Brian, my roommate, was both high and drunk. The comedic timing was fairly spectacular. :v:

[Moses]

[21:46] =Σ= Haybot: dsalimander sticks sharpies up his ass
[21:46] =Σ= Moses: hawt
[21:46] =Σ= Haybot: he wraps them in seran wrap
[21:47] =Σ= Haybot: and does it while he smokes his weed
[21:47] =Σ= Haybot: which he hides in his computer case
[21:47] =Σ= Moses: and you use cyran wrap for whacking off
[21:47] =Σ= Moses: :-P
[21:47] =Σ= Haybot: lies
[21:47] =Σ= Moses: i seen it
[21:47] =Σ= Haybot: i use balloons
[21:47] =Σ= Moses: :-P
[21:47] =Σ= Haybot: fucks sake
[21:48] =Σ= Haybot: its like a reusable condom
[21:48] =Σ= Moses: i watch your house with military satellites
[21:48] =Σ= Moses: i see you in your basement
[21:48] =Σ= Haybot: really
[21:48] =Σ= Moses: playing with your penis while talking dirty to arby
[21:48] =Σ= Haybot: do you see me with my pants down
[21:48] =Σ= Haybot: wow you are so close
[21:48] =Σ= Haybot: its not arby im talking dirty too
[21:48] =Σ= Haybot: not yet...
[21:49] =Σ= Moses: ._.

[02:16] =Σ= Moses: hahaha
[02:17] =Σ= Moses: like the time i was playing fatal frame
[02:17] =Σ= Moses: and i had just reloaded a game
[02:17] =Σ= Moses: and as soon as i moved a few feet from the save point
[02:17] =Σ= Moses: the ghost meter goes off
[02:18] =Σ= Moses: so i start looking around
[02:18] =Σ= Moses: and a ghost with it's neck broken, looking at me with it's head hanging backwards over it's body, started charging at me
[02:19] =Σ= Moses: it killed me since i had like no health
[02:19] =Σ= Haybot: lol that shit always startled me
[02:19] =Σ= Moses: yea
[02:19] =Σ= Moses: but
[02:19] =Σ= Moses: here's the best part
[02:19] =Σ= Moses: after i reloaded again
[02:19] =Σ= Moses: i waited
[02:19] =Σ= Moses: nothing happened for like 5 minutes
[02:19] =Σ= Moses: so
[02:19] =Σ= Moses: i went to the door and tried to go to another room
[02:19] =Σ= Moses: while opening the door
[02:19] =Σ= Moses: it charged at me through it
[02:20] =Σ= Moses: and killed me
[02:20] =Σ= Moses: i was like
[02:20] * =Σ= Moses throws controller down and walks out

[8:58:17 PM] =Σ= Geno: adult swim is just the guys who organize the shows
[8:58:24 PM] =Σ= Geno: hes not obsessed with anything
[8:58:48 PM] =Σ= Geno: he obsessed with a fake object of "wrongful" lust that he will never experience
[8:59:00 PM] =Σ= Geno: because it is both fake and so insignificant
[9:00:22 PM] =Σ= Geno: that when you finally experience it, much like intercourse, you realise that everything you have been waiting for, all of those fantasies and wild dreams that you once had, were over exaggerated thoughts that you used to prevent yourself from committing suicide
[21:02] =Σ= Moses: lul

[01:49] =Σ= Moses: well i g2g
[01:49] =Σ= Moses: got shit to draw
[01:49] =Σ= Moses: gonna be late doing it actually
[01:49] =Σ= Moses: fuck
[01:49] =Σ= Guidario: alright
[01:49] =Σ= Moses: i'd need like 10+ hours to do it
[01:49] =Σ= Guidario: jesus
[01:50] =Σ= Guidario: ok
[01:50] =Σ= Moses: if i want it to look right
[01:50] =Σ= Guidario: ill let you go
[01:50] =Σ= Moses: c ya
[01:50] =Σ= Moses: tell me to gtfo btw if i start to talk to u
[01:50] =Σ= Moses: need to work
[01:50] =Σ= Guidario: ok
[01:50] =Σ= Moses: but can be distracted easily
[01:50] =Σ= Guidario: WORK YOU FUCK
[01:50] =Σ= Guidario: JESUS
[01:50] =Σ= Moses: lol
[01:50] =Σ= Moses: bai ._.
[01:51] =Σ= Guidario: bye lol
Conversation ended: Sun, Aug 16 01:51:07 2009
Conversation started between =Σ= Moses and =Σ= Guidario: Sun, Aug 16 01:55:27 2009
[01:55] =Σ= Moses: hey.
[01:55] =Σ= Guidario: GTFO
[01:55] =Σ= Moses: :-(

[English Mobster]

English Mobster says (8:04 PM):
hi!
you ever eat?
Jemady says (8:05 PM):
mhmm
then had smores
then had icecream
English Mobster says (8:05 PM):

Jemady says (8:05 PM):
lol
English Mobster says (8:05 PM):
i want smore
s
and ice cream.
>.<
Jemady says (8:05 PM):
xD twisted carmel
English Mobster says (8:05 PM):
i want some!
Jemady says (8:05 PM):
and mint chocolate chip XD
English Mobster says (8:06 PM):
the torture!!!
>.<
THANKS
NOW I HAVE TO GET SOME ICE CREAM
Jemady says (8:09 PM):
bye
English Mobster says (8:09 PM):
erm.. bye?
Jemady says (8:09 PM):
byebye for your ice cream
English Mobster says (8:10 PM):
oh
i already got it
Jemady says (8:10 PM):
danget im slow
English Mobster says (8:10 PM):
welcome to my world!
Jemady says (8:10 PM):
hehehehehheehehehehheehhehee
no thNK YOU
-runs back to my world-
English Mobster says (8:11 PM):
aww... i had cookies ready for you...
they were fresh, now ive gotta ship them through UPS
and you know that UPS' intergalactic delivery takes FOREVER
they wont be warm and soft...
Jemady says (8:12 PM):
im dorry-huggles though space time contum
English Mobster says (8:13 PM):
its ok *hugs back through mysterious portal which opened up*
WAIT
NO
WE HAVE TO GET TO 88 MPH FIRST
INTO THE DELOREAN
Jemady says (8:13 PM):
-sighs- but that is SO out of date. i just use this braslet-shows you-
English Mobster says (8:13 PM):
oh
it has a built-in flux capacitor?
Jemady says (8:14 PM):
yep. mini sized too!
English Mobster says (8:14 PM):
wow! i want one!
dangit. they dont sell those in the stores, do they?
Jemady says (8:14 PM):
nope. its my own invention!
only one, for me!
English Mobster says (8:14 PM):
oh. what about me?
English Mobster says (8:15 PM):

Jemady says (8:16 PM):
the mimic mashien is still under construction sorry
English Mobster says (8:16 PM):
oh.
dangit.
tell those construction workers to hurry up!
English Mobster says (8:17 PM):
...you're using a bunch of Dinosaurs you "borrowed" from the Flintstones time period for the construction work, aren't you?
English Mobster says (8:18 PM):
i told you, dont screw with the space-time continum like that!
Jemady says (8:18 PM):
im sorry! there the strongest thing i could get in a short [eriod of time-yawns then giggles as i watch a teridactle go by
English Mobster says (8:19 PM):
you have a time machine.
that means you have all the time in the world
"oops! im almost out of time"
"wait, no im not!"
*sets dial on watch*
"ok, we're good!"
Jemady says (8:19 PM):
no not realy, because i havnt figured out the way to stop aging, beside becoming a vampire or such like creature of COURCE
English Mobster says (8:20 PM):
right, sorry about that trip i made to Noah's Ark when i accidentally put the unicorns and the lions together, and i put the Vampires on the sundeck...
poor unicorns...
Jemady says (8:23 PM):
nnononono
i saved the unicorns remember! i went back and saved them at leasst-haha
English Mobster says (8:23 PM):
oh, right
forgot about that
Jemady says (8:23 PM):
lol
English Mobster says (8:24 PM):
then you took them to the Jirassic Period...
that didnt go over well.
Jemady says (8:24 PM):
no i lost 10 f them, but saved the last three and here in the next time period witch im not supost to talk about
English Mobster says (8:25 PM):
oh, sure, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOOK THE QUANTUM PHYSICS CLASS YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE FUTURE
Jemady says (8:25 PM):
of cource! and im the one with the time watch and mechian ^^
English Mobster says (8:26 PM):
right. and here all i have is this 1985 DeLorean with an outdated Flux Capacitor
Jemady says (8:26 PM):
exactly!
-wont mention ive a stock of new ones-
English Mobster says (8:27 PM):
at least it can fly! =D
Jemady says (8:27 PM):
what about my jet wings?
English Mobster says (8:27 PM):
kinda... the left front wheel needs a tune-up
oh, right.
dangit.
Jemady says (8:27 PM):
lol
hehe
English Mobster says (8:27 PM):
why do you have to be superior in every way?
Jemady says (8:28 PM):
because ima woman xD
English Mobster says (8:28 PM):
"take the art class" i told myself, "quantum physics wont ever do you any good"
YOU WERE WRONG, CONSIENCE
YOU WERE WRONG
Jemady says (8:28 PM):
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheh eheheheehehe
English Mobster says (8:28 PM):
and i got a C in that art class, too.
Jemady says (8:28 PM):
well
your bad
English Mobster says (8:28 PM):
yeah
English Mobster says (8:29 PM):
i know
Jemady says (8:29 PM):
anywhom
you beat me with one thing
English Mobster says (8:29 PM):
i should have known better
Jemady says (8:29 PM):
well two...
English Mobster says (8:29 PM):
all i can draw is stick figures
Jemady says (8:29 PM):
lol
English Mobster says (8:29 PM):
and what is that?
Jemady says (8:29 PM):
you have two balls and i dont even have one(laughing too hard, its hard to type)
English Mobster says (8:29 PM):
...well, i guess so
*double-checks*
English Mobster says (8:30 PM):
yeah, ok
they're both there
Jemady says (8:30 PM):
omfg
-CAN STOP LAUGING NOW-
English Mobster says (8:30 PM):
I HAD TO MAKE SURE, OK?
TRYING TO RESCUE UNICORNS FROM HUNGRY LIONS IS HARD
Jemady says (8:30 PM):
-asighs- some men!
hehehehe
but you never did it remember i did!
English Mobster says (8:31 PM):
i thought for sure they would steal my left nut
then wait... WHY WAS I FIGHTING HUNGRY LIONS?
Jemady says (8:31 PM):
and unicorns wer just put in danger when slow people go in to help, becuase you broke off there horns and they had no MAGIC!
English Mobster says (8:31 PM):
DID YOU SEND ME BACK TO ANCIENT ROME AGAIN?
Jemady says (8:31 PM):
um...
English Mobster says (8:31 PM):
i thought they had those cotton candy holders stuck to their heads, ok?
Jemady says (8:31 PM):
-walks away wistling
English Mobster says (8:31 PM):
i was trying to do them a favor
Jemady says (8:32 PM):
-hehehehahahahaha
English Mobster says (8:32 PM):
don't you know how STICKY those things get?
and they dont have fingers
i just thought... i would try to help
Jemady says (8:32 PM):
-smacks back of your head then has to make sure c isnt around then does it again- are you crazy!
English Mobster says (8:33 PM):
umm... i dont know, i hang out with you a lot.
*giggles to self*
Jemady says (8:35 PM):
hehehe very funny. Im already crazy/insane and we all know it
English Mobster says (8:35 PM):
i know
it's quite entertaining
Jemady says (8:35 PM):
hehehe
English Mobster says (8:35 PM):
of course, without the craziness, you probably wouldnt have tried to invent canned bread
and you were right
English Mobster says (8:36 PM):
it IS the best thing since sliced
English Mobster says (8:40 PM):
of course, trying to invent it DID get you arrested on 3 counts of public endangerment, 2 counts of kidnapping and 18 counts of grand theft auto
its a good thing you had that hypnotizing ring!Well. For those who are not "In the know", "Jemady" would be my significant other.

[Pooky]

FriedMetroid: all words start to look really weird to me
FriedMetroid: when I examine them closely
operah0lic: what about bibliobibuli
FriedMetroid: at first I was going to say that's not a word
FriedMetroid: then I realized it is
FriedMetroid: this language is stupid

People who quote themselves are awesome.

[rossmum]

Nightlife: here is the breakup email I sent him
Nightlife: I was at my computer when I noticed Steam was downloading something. Intrigued, I opened my games tab to see what was downloading. When I saw it was updating Left 4 Dead, I was shocked, to say the least. I thought to myself, what could they possibly be patching this time? I read the update news and my reaction was nothing short of SHOCKED and DISGUSTED. Most of the update was fine, but one line in particular was so shocking and horrific it nearly made me vomit in rage. What was this one line that practically brought me to my knees with anger?

Fixed weapon density in Crash Course

How dare you do this, Gabe. By making it so there aren't Tier 2 weapons every ten feet, you have completely dumbed down the Crash Course experience for all your players. Previously, I was able to have many choices in my weapons. For example, if I wanted to use a hunting rifle for fifteen seconds, I would pick one up and use it until the next pile of tier 2 weapons. But you have removed all challenge from the game by stripping us, your loyal fans, of these choices (as we all know, the more choices there are, the more hardcore of a video game it is). All you have done is opened the floodgates for the casual gamers to pollute your game with their impurity. Because of this crime you have committed against humanity, I have no other choice but to boycott Left 4 Dead. Until you return the abundance of weapons to Crash Course, I absolutely refuse to purchase Left 4 Dead (the first one). This brings me to the significance of the subject line of this email:

I am breaking up with you and the rest of Valve Software.

This is going to be hard on both of us, I'm sure, but don't worry, you'll quickly find someone new to share your heart with. Probably one of those casual gamers you have turned to, thus alienating your true fans (such as myself), but I digress. It's not you, it's me. I'm just too good for you.

I hope we can still be friends.
oh, emmzee.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

FierceRayne: where the hells is josh
Tr4v1s: masturbating furiously to midget clown porn i sent him

I lol'd

[PopeAK49]

Not really a funny quote, but one that i find very interesting.

"All My Life I Have Been Trying To Figure Out Who The ENEMY Was; The ENEMY. But All Along The ENEMY Was The INNER ME; The INNER ME." - Kimbo Slice

[Horns]

Not a quote, but I couldn't find the "Stories Funny Random" so...



The following is allegedly an actual question given in a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their faith, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can reliably project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my freshman year that, "it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls,leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God!"

(Allegedly this student received the only A.)


E: Also


A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes northlatitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat"

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

[Moses]

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/2192/lolsekky.jpg

[Trulife8342]

I love my game programmer


dkwiz214 (12:20:01 PM): alright, if you insist that's fine by me

trulife0127 (12:20:06 PM): Ok cool.

trulife0127 (12:20:08 PM): One thing

trulife0127 (12:20:15 PM): You must enter one easter egg

trulife0127 (12:20:20 PM): And its going to be a radio

trulife0127 (12:20:28 PM): playing love story by taylor swift

trulife0127 (12:20:38 PM): and a black kid with kanye west's face

trulife0127 (12:20:43 PM): dancing next to it

dkwiz214 (12:20:55 PM): *sigh*

dkwiz214 (12:20:56 PM): fine

trulife0127 (12:20:58 PM): WOOT

trulife0127 (12:20:59 PM): lol

[Spartan094]

[21:02] [»ШМ«]Advancebo: http://forum.halomaps.org/index.cfm?page=topic&topicID=17841&start=8529
[21:02] [ASP]Spartan094[»ШМ«]: portal to hell?
[21:03] [»ШМ«]Advancebo: guess
[21:03] [»ШМ«]Advancebo: better
[21:03] [ASP]Spartan094[»ШМ«]: portal to heaven
[21:03] [»ШМ«]Advancebo: uuuuuuuuu
[21:03] [ASP]Spartan094[»ШМ«]: circle
[21:03] [»ШМ«]Advancebo: n
[21:03] [»ШМ«]Advancebo: its from a new game
[21:04] [ASP]Spartan094[»ШМ«]: Your Mom
[21:04] [»ШМ«]Advancebo: n
[21:04] [»ШМ«]Advancebo: that came out in the 20th century
:haw:

[Horns]

Another story


First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body". For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid.."

[Rob Oplawar]

That's an old one. I first heard it as a bowl of shit that he was instructing them to taste test. Ah, Aggie jokes.

Why does an Aggie's car have windshield wipers on the inside? Because when he drives he goes "bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb" (engine noise).

Why do Aggies have slumped shoulders and slanted foreheads? Because when you ask them a question they go "I dunno" *shrugs exaggeratedly* and when you tell them the answer they go "d'oh!" *slaps forehead*

What goes "vrrooom screech! vrrooom screech!"? An Aggie at a flashing red stoplight.

etc.

[English Mobster]

Originally posted by (http://hawtymcbloggy.com/2009/10/08/top-ten-halo-3-odst-pick-up-lines/)Kornman00 (See comments section) (http://hawtymcbloggy.com/2009/10/08/top-ten-halo-3-odst-pick-up-lines/)
I’m a fireman baby, we can firefight all night long. Plus my “connection” doesn’t drop ;)
THAT'S WHY CEREBRUM IS TAKING FOREVER.

[Gwunty]

Higuy: my dog died
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: :(((((
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: :<
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: sorry to hear that
Higuy: GOTCHA
Higuy: hes not
Higuy: lol
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: SUCK MY COCK
Higuy: how much?
Higuy: XD
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: fucking double nigger
Higuy: ziiing
Higuy: 12-1
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: what the hell
Higuy: :3
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: are you retarded ors omething
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: I was winning like 3 days ago
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: like
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: 7-3
Higuy: bullshit
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: now I have 1?
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: what the fucking hell
Higuy: we were both at least tied or lcose to it
Higuy: and in the double digits
Higuy: >:(
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: 14-14
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: there
Higuy: kay
Higuy: youre mexican
Higuy: 15-14
Higuy: ziiiiiiiiiing
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: you have a small penis
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: 15-15
Higuy: but im part black
Higuy: from the waist down
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: you have a black penis
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: 16-15
Higuy: lol wait
Higuy: you just ocmplimented me
Higuy: XD
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: no
Higuy: yessss
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: becuase your white
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: and
Higuy: you have a dead penor
Higuy: 16-16
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: inpossible
Higuy: nope
Higuy: chlorine
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: yes
Higuy: look it up
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: no
Higuy: rots your pee pee
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: im mexican
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: therfore I cant read
Higuy: and thus you lcean pools
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: 1000-1
Higuy: so watch out
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: ok
Higuy: 17-16
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: this game is fucking stupid as shit
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: you win
Higuy: i know lol
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: im done
Higuy: good
Higuy: i am too
Higuy: was gettin old
Higuy: tbh
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: like your mom
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: 20-0
Higuy: lets go insult some other people
Higuy: FUCCCCKKK YOOOU
Higuy: CHEATEEER
Higuy: fffffffffffff
Chains=higuy

[Higuy]

ffffffffffu
e:
EvilLilElmo: teenagers scare the living shit out of me
Higuy™: ...your a teenager too
Higuy™: do u scare urself
EvilLilElmo: facepalm

[Bodzilla]

it's the downer says:
oi man today two birds came and landed in my hair at work
~ Zizlah teh sex god ~ says:
lol
it's the downer says:
lol i no now there here at home an dylans like fail
~ Zizlah teh sex god ~ says:
what the birds followed you home???
it's the downer says:
nah they rode in the car with me
they love me man
there soooo tame they just sit here
~ Zizlah teh sex god ~ says:
i have no idea what to say.
it's the downer says:
lol there fucken the best laurikeets soooo tame
~ Zizlah teh sex god ~ says:
lol take a picture.

for reference, this is my brothers hair.
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/bodzilla_1/DSCF0377.jpg

[Timo]

no thats u D:

[n00b1n8R]

Your brother looks like a dike and why are you wearing a wig :S

[mech]

You have disrespected me for the last time. i will never post on this forum again. My post was a little far out, but so what.

The sigs timo has made or accumulated might be more timeless without his name on them. but thats just my opinion and i m entitled to it.

i you would refrain from banning users you might get to the truth without losing contributors to the site.

i will accept a hasty unban my the site owners as an alternative.






I'd consider unbanning you if you ran your posts through Microsoft Word before posting.




You have disrespected me for the last time. i will never post on this forum again. My post was a little far out, but so what.

The sigs timo has made or accumulated might be more timeless without his name on them. but thats just my opinion and i m entitled to it.

i you would refrain from banning users you might get to the truth without losing contributors to the site.

i will accept a hasty unban my the site owners as an alternative.

I'm going to need a fucking nuclear bunker for this dramabomb.


You're not in here for your opinion. You are here for your disregard of the rules (and although p0lar says otherwise, for your illegible posts).

Your comment on Timo's sig should have been reserved for a PM. It had no relevance to the thread. You got an infraction for that reason. That infraction pushed you to the 10 point limit, and that's why you are here.

Also, to defend Timo, it doesn't matter that his name is on his sig. It is his post's signiture that he put on the images. It would be the same as typing "~Timo" at the end of each post, but to reduce effort, he just put it on the image. It's just a standard practice when it comes to sigs.





this is unacceptable.

(http://www.modacity.net/forums/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=473356):ugh:

[Heathen]

You guys banned a mentally challenged member?

For shame.

[Timo]

~Timo

[n00b1n8R]

About fucking time you banned that troll :golfclap:

[Cortexian]

[22:18] )l+ '_' +l[: i got an IP ban form modacity
[22:18] )l+ '_' +l[: so sad
[22:19] Freelancer™: It's your fault.
[22:19] Freelancer™: You post so badly that you got so much negative rep that you were banned.
[22:20] )l+ '_' +l[: nah
[22:20] Freelancer™: And I think all the warnings you were issued added onto that.
[22:20] Freelancer™: Yes.
[22:20] Freelancer™: That's what happened.
[22:20] )l+ '_' +l[: i kept talking shit in the detention section
[22:20] )l+ '_' +l[: thats why
[22:20] Freelancer™: Yea, that doesn't help.
[22:20] )l+ '_' +l[: i feel sorry for anyone who uses that site other than mappers.
[22:21] )l+ '_' +l[: its so disrespectful to be banned from a site for arbritary reasons
[22:21] )l+ '_' +l[: hav eyou ever heard of anyone being banned from digg.com or some bigger game forum
[22:21] Freelancer™: I'm not a mapper, however I'm the ex-administrator of the previously largest Halo CE site ever. And a hugely respected member of the CE community. I don't see what's so wrong with it.
[22:22] Freelancer™: You don't get it.
[22:22] )l+ '_' +l[: you re so arrogant bro...
[22:22] Freelancer™: The Modacity forums aren't a shit fest.
[22:22] Freelancer™: They're a real forum.
[22:22] )l+ '_' +l[: but that is not what we re talkign about
[22:22] Freelancer™: Where you're expected to post with proper spelling and grammar.
[22:22] Freelancer™: You did not.
[22:22] Freelancer™: Ever.
[22:22] )l+ '_' +l[: i m not gonna argue the worth of modacity forum with you. but i think the truth has a way of coming out eventually
[22:23] )l+ '_' +l[: there is more imprtant things than english and grammar in these online communities?
[22:23] Freelancer™: People talk shit about Modacity, except I'm pretty sure all the best mappers are homed there.
[22:23] Freelancer™: So they're just jealous.
[22:23] )l+ '_' +l[: i wonder who on moacity has facebook
[22:23] Freelancer™: it's sad.
[22:23] Freelancer™: I've got a bunch of Modacity guys on my facebook
[22:23] )l+ '_' +l[: yea it s a good place for mapping
[22:23] )l+ '_' +l[: but for me to be banned by a clown is unfortunate
[22:24] )l+ '_' +l[: i m pretty hardcore about halo
[22:24] )l+ '_' +l[: thus this convo
[22:24] )l+ '_' +l[: ttyl dude
[22:24] Freelancer™: You're TOO hardcore about Halo.
[22:24] Freelancer™: No one cares that much about video games.
[22:24] Freelancer™: Or they shouldn't.
[22:24] Freelancer™: Unless they're getting paid to create them or some such.
[22:24] )l+ '_' +l[: see if you can get me unbanned.
[22:25] )l+ '_' +l[: the last 10 lines or somthing
[22:25] )l+ '_' +l[: goodnight.
[22:25] Freelancer™: Why would I do that? You don't follow the rules, you got banned, simple as that.
[22:25] Freelancer™: I'm pretty sure that's how the WORLD works as well.
[22:25] )l+ '_' +l[: nah
[22:25] )l+ '_' +l[: check this out
[22:25] Freelancer™: Follow the rules, you're fine.
[22:25] Freelancer™: Don't, get punished.
[22:25] Freelancer™: That's it.
[22:25] )l+ '_' +l[: i was banned arbritarily without reason because it s private site
[22:26] )l+ '_' +l[: in real life you gotta have rules to be followed
[22:26] )l+ '_' +l[: not arbritary bullshit
[22:26] )l+ '_' +l[: <This user is now offline>


Petitioning for the continued banning of a complete idiot.

[blind]

[22:21] Freelancer™: I'm not a mapper, however I'm the ex-administrator of the previously largest Halo CE site ever. And a hugely respected member of the CE community. I don't see what's so wrong with it.
fuckin hilarious guys.

[kid908]

gah. We're a private site?

yeah...it's sad that you do have modacity members on your facebook (unless they're in the same area and you hang out outside of virtual chatrooms). I keep mine rl friends only. Had online friends on myspace and didn't work so well so I'm avoiding that with FB.

Also. Permban sounds good. Just give him a week outside temp ban and see if he achieve redemption.

[Cortexian]

fuckin hilarious guys.
Just because you're not cool. :ohdear:

[blind]

i am the coolest and the best at halo

[Cortexian]

back when i played halo all day i could totally kill your ass all the time miester :allears:

[Atty]

[22:21] Freelancer™: I'm not a mapper, however I'm the ex-administrator of the previously largest Halo CE site ever. And a hugely respected member of the CE community. I don't see what's so wrong with it.

What...?

[Timo]

You were an admin at gearbox? ._.

[p0lar_bear]

[22:25] )l+ '_' +l[: i was banned arbritarily without reason because it s private site
[22:26] )l+ '_' +l[: in real life you gotta have rules to be followed
[22:26] )l+ '_' +l[: not arbritary bullshitDefine irony.

I know you're reading this, Sam. There are rules here. They were broken. You were given plenty of warning as to what you were doing wrong. The ban was hardly arbitrary; the entirety of the staff was for the ban. I don't go around banning people at will.

[sdavis117]

Wait, does he have 5 negative bars now?

[ICEE]

who is this person with the complicated text face name. Are we expected to know who he is

[Cortexian]

who is this person with the complicated text face name. Are we expected to know who he is
halo CE (http://www.modacity.net/forums/member.php?u=3030)


You were an admin at gearbox? ._.
Haloimpulse

[blind]

Freelancer, no.
i was always the best at halo from the day i bought the game, you are wrong and you are bad.
dONT MAKE ME COME UP WITH A COMPLEX EXPLANATION THAT ONCE YOU HAVE SKILL IT ONLY TAKES ABOUT A DAY TO GET IT BACK

[Moses]

[19:23] ICEE: i saw a picture of donut
[19:23] ICEE: smiling
[19:23] =Σ= Moses: O.O
[19:23] =Σ= Moses: wait
[19:23] =Σ= Moses: liez
[19:23] =Σ= Moses: donut never smiles
[19:23] =Σ= Moses: if he did the void of the universe would suck us all up
[19:24] ICEE: nope. he is in mid smile
[19:24] ICEE: Captured via camera
[19:24] =Σ= Moses: that's more valuable than porn of underage tv stars
[19:24] =Σ= Moses: POST POST POST
[19:25] =Σ= Moses: lol
[19:25] ICEE: I cant
[19:25] ICEE: itll bluescreen anyone who sees it
[19:25] ICEE: Computers of this day and age cant handle this kind of paradox

[=sw=warlord]

Akira Kurosawa says:
austria is my new least favorite place on earth
if any one place deserves to die it's austria
Cobby says:
lolrussia
Akira Kurosawa says:
I recently learned that the word masochist was named after an austrian.
I also learned there is a town in austria called Fucking
Cobby says:
haha
and you didnt know this before?
Akira Kurosawa says:
now I can say. Fuck those Fucking Fucking Austrians those stupid Fucks! /ah

[rossmum]

Define irony.

I know you're reading this, Sam. There are rules here. They were broken. You were given plenty of warning as to what you were doing wrong. The ban was hardly arbitrary; the entirety of the staff was for the ban. I don't go around banning people at will.
May I add, for the umpteen billionth time, that by registering on this site you acknowledge it is a privately-owned site and therefore the admins can do whatever they damn well please within the bounds of the law (or at least the last forum reg disclaimer I bothered to read said something to that effect). You legally waive any right to dispute admin decisions when you agree to that, which you have to do prior to registering. Even if the disclaimer for this site excludes that clause, it's common fucking sense.

[Ganon]

Naro: 1st day at south market
Naro: just got back
Naro: fuckin crazy shit dude
Kyon's Sister: werd
Kyon's Sister: that y u didnt go to school
Naro: no woke up at 9 and missed the votec bus
Naro: so if i went to school id be sitting there till 11
Naro: wanna know why i over slept dude?
Naro: wait till you hear this
Kyon's Sister: WoW
Naro: corey like laughed a shit load
Naro: no
Naro: you fuckin ass
Naro: ya know what forget it i aint tellin you
Naro: fuck off
Kyon's Sister: you do realize
Kyon's Sister: wow is the most logical guess
Kyon's Sister: y u so mad
Naro: well cuz like
Naro: thats never happened before
Naro: i dont oversleep cuz of wow
Kyon's Sister: lol you dont go to school b/c of wow
Naro: no..
Naro: you dont know dude
Naro: piss off
Kyon's Sister: so why did u oversleep then
Kyon's Sister: i take it your bro did too
Naro: not tellin you
Naro: cuz ur a fuckin dick
Kyon's Sister: umad
Naro: goin straight to oh.."WoW?/
Kyon's Sister: umad
Naro: no dude its not cuz of wow
Kyon's Sister: umad
Naro: yea
Naro: i am
Naro: im sick and tired of you thinkin i dont go to school so i can play wow all day
Naro: so fuck you
Kyon's Sister: yeh umad
Naro: what i was gonna say about us stayin home is that we heard the downstairs neighbors fucking all night
Naro: and the girl was moaning like really loud
Naro: shouting
Naro: OH OH OH YEA YEA FUCK ME UHH YEA
Naro: for 2 hours straight
Kyon's Sister: LOL
Naro: and loud banging
Kyon's Sister: LOL
Naro: thats why we over slept
Naro: SO FUCK YOU
Kyon's Sister: LOL
Naro: LOL yourself
Kyon's Sister: so what did u do today
Naro: nothing
Naro: worked
Naro: thats it
Kyon's Sister: in the time between waking up and working
Naro: nothing
Naro: hung out with my bro
Naro: and ran errands for my mom
Naro: basically it
Kyon's Sister: was your mom not home or something
Naro: she didnt hear it
Kyon's Sister: i would of went down there and told them to shut the fuck up
Naro: she called like
Naro: social serivces
Naro: and child somethin
Naro: cuz his 9 and 3 year old kids were down there
Naro: while they were fucking each other
Kyon's Sister: LOL
Naro: so yea
Naro: fuck you
Naro: have a GREAT NIGHT
Kyon's Sister: probably gonna kill myself
Naro: do w/e the fuck you want
Naro: idc
<narothyn is now playing World of Warcraft>


36 yr old guy with 22 yr old girl btw

[p0lar_bear]

Seems a little defensive there about his WoW...

:allears:

[Siliconmaster]

Sm482: k, how fast is your internet?
Sm482: mine isn't brilliant, but I'll host if I have to
ll PlasX ll: Faster than taking a shit while upside down on a tuesday night in the middle of winter while wearing overalls and a purple sweater laced in red and black pom poms.
Sm482: o_o
.

[Ganon]

Seems a little defensive there about his WoW...

:allears:

5 lvl 80's, probably dreams about it too

[MetKiller Joe]

(2:37:52 PM) Don: so the conversation I was having last night about hardware architectures
(2:38:04 PM) Don: a few hours ago I thought of a stupid way to justify it
(2:38:17 PM) Mark: yeah?
(2:38:36 PM) Don: so that you can take the AI out of your battle cruiser and run it on a suit of armor
(2:39:37 PM) Don: it ended up saving the world, remember?
(2:39:58 PM) Mark: alright
(2:40:09 PM) Mark: I'll give you that

.

[Gwunty]

i am the coolest and the best at halo
your avatar states otherwise

[Chainsy]

[»ШМ«]Advancebo™: http://www.playfire.com/win-codmw2/313836303030
Chainsy: hmmm...
Chainsy: im tempted to click this link
Chainsy: but i feel it has some benefeit for you
Chainsy: so no.
[»ШМ«]Advancebo™: its just a simple 10 question about infinitywards and mw2
[»ШМ«]Advancebo™: and get a chance to win mw2 prestige edition
Chainsy: ewwww
[»ШМ«]Advancebo™: w/e

I say we all take this test and put all negatives on it. :realsmug:

[Ganon]

oh god he gave you a link to win mw2, what a dick huh

[ThePlague]

Since donut never posted this :\

Started by my status, which said "HEY PUGGERFUCKS, YOU SUCK! THANKS FOR BLOWING YOUR OWN BALLS!".


[21:17] =Σ= Haybot: whats a puggerfuck
[21:44] =Σ= ThePlague: soup
[21:44] =Σ= ThePlague: just watched yes man and it was awesome
[21:45] =Σ= ThePlague: zooey deschannel was in it too
[21:45] =Σ= ThePlague: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
[21:48] =Σ= Haybot: so youre mad at soup?
[21:48] =Σ= Haybot: please, do go on
[21:49] =Σ= ThePlague: always burns my fucking mouth
[21:49] =Σ= ThePlague: WHY CANT IT JUST BE FUCKING WARM
[21:49] =Σ= Haybot: your fucking message is so funny
[21:49] =Σ= ThePlague: I HAVE TO USE FUCKING ICE CUBES
[21:49] =Σ= ThePlague: WASTING WATER TO EAT SOUP
[21:49] =Σ= ThePlague: WHAT THE FUCK CAMBELLS
[21:50] =Σ= Haybot: holy shit lmfao
[21:50] =Σ= ThePlague: MAKE THAT SHIT LUKEWARM, NOT GOT DAMN HOT SOUP
[21:50] =Σ= ThePlague: I'M NOT EATING A VALCANO
[21:50] =Σ= ThePlague: FFS
[21:51] =Σ= ThePlague: IF I WANTED MY MOUTH TO BURN AS MUCH AS MY ASS DOES AFTER I'VE EATEN A WHOLE BAG OF HOT CHEETOS, I'D EAT SOME FUCKING LAVA
[21:51] =Σ= Haybot: FUCKING JESUS LMFAO
[21:51] =Σ= ThePlague: NOT FUCKING HOT SOUP
[21:51] =Σ= Haybot: IMMA UPCHUCK
[21:52] =Σ= ThePlague: ITS LIKE TURNING ON THE SHOWER, JUST TO HAVE IT AUTOMATICALLY BURN THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
[21:52] =Σ= ThePlague: THIRD DEGREE BURNS INSIDE MY DAMN MOUTH
[21:52] =Σ= ThePlague: THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANT IN A SOUP
[21:52] =Σ= ThePlague: sincerely, theplague
[21:52] =Σ= ThePlague: P.S. SOUP AT HAND IS JUST AS FUCKING BAD
[21:52] =Σ= ThePlague: IT BURNS YOUR HANDS AND YOUR MOUTH AT THE SAME GOT DAMN TIME
[21:53] =Σ= ThePlague: k i'm done
[21:53] =Σ= Haybot: oh my fucking rofl

[Moses]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/328/sadpandae.jpg

[Bodzilla]

pwnd.

[n00b1n8R]

Good thing WC3 is horrible anyway :downs:

[Moses]

WC3 isn't that bad. I mod it from time to time but the only thing I do is mess around with DotA's 6.41 version and make new shit for my friends and I to play at lan parties. DotA is absolutely nothing like an rts so don't think it is anything near the same as normal warcraft. It's more like a single character per player battle arena where you build up your character RPG style.

[blind]

we were partying last night and this chick was gettin fucked by everyone...at least 7 people were in line..when it was my turn i was fucking her from behind when i pulled her hair and saw the side of her face.... i realized it was my little sister.......FML
(although i did nut in her anyway)

rather be black than from ohio
haaa

[Cojafoji]

Good thing WC3 is horrible anyway :downs:
WC 1 & 2 supremacy!

[n00b1n8R]

WC3 isn't that bad. I mod it from time to time but the only thing I do is mess around with DotA's 6.41 version and make new shit for my friends and I to play at lan parties. DotA is absolutely nothing like an rts so don't think it is anything near the same as normal warcraft. It's more like a single character per player battle arena where you build up your character RPG style.DotA is the worst of all :gonk:

[Moses]

Tell me Noobinator, Have you ever actually played DotA? Or are you just assuming this because DotA is played on like 40% of all WC3 games and MUST have some relation to how terrible you think WC3 is. If you've never played it then you wouldn't have much of an idea. If you have then you're entitled to your "opinions" as am I. It's not an rts but it's still a game of strategy. I'd rather not go into detail as this post would be paragraphs long.

[n00b1n8R]

Played WC3, played DotA, glad I never payed for any of it.
Horrible games tbh, I prefer DoW and pseudo-MMO style combat is :gonk:

[Timo]

Dota is awesome, I play it daily over LAN with mates from my hall :]

e: OT
[12:18] <@Timo> where did she put it Jelly
[12:18] <@Timo> where did she put it
[12:18] <@Jelly> in her fucken vagina

[Moses]

Dota is awesome, I play it daily over LAN with mates from my hall :]

YUS!

Maybe you'd like to try out my new characters and items I've been working on lately. Since it's a modded DotA 6.41 it's unable to be played on battlenet now that they removed the return bug error. But if you install a version 1.23 patch you can play it on LAN. I've recreated just about all the items it lacked compared to the newest ones and I've made a few new ones as well. I still need to finish Shiva's Guard and see if I can finish the last ability on bloodstone. These aren't noobish items or characters either. A lot of work went into balancing them and making their abilities look and work awesomely and accurately. So far there's only 2 new characters and I'm finishing up the second. One's a disabler and the other's an extreme ganker.

[Trulife8342]

trulife0127 (7:01:23 PM): get some practice

Dasmoover (7:01:29 PM): I just got t set 5

Dasmoover (7:01:30 PM): earliwe

Dasmoover (7:01:32 PM): suck my dick

trulife0127 (7:01:37 PM): yeah on normal or easy

trulife0127 (7:01:40 PM): and on windward

trulife0127 (7:02:06 PM): You may proceed to suck my dick, Good sir.

[Gwunty]

ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its made to simulate how english would sound like if you didnt know it.
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): I didnt know english at one point
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): black people party
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): didnt sound like that
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): oh
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): you didnt know english when you where like
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): thats just rediculous
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): 2
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): 2
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): 2
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): 2
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): 2
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): 2
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): 2
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): 2
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): 2
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): no
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): yea its exaggerated
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): I didn tknow english
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): when I was
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): hell its form the 1930s or something.
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): 12
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): so is your mom
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): zing!
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): oo
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): O
[»ШМ«]
[»ШМ«]Kurdy (avpdragon): grunt
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): tnurg
[»ШМ«]Kurdy (avpdragon): dese new mombasa shits
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): ya
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): odst
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): SHHHH
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): SHHSHHSSHHSHSHSSH
[»ШМ«]Kurdy (avpdragon): nigger
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): HUSSHSHHHSHSHSHSHSHSHS
[»ШМ«]Kurdy (avpdragon): wot r u making
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): gwunt left the mapping community
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): NOTHING
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): but
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): he misses it
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): so he will NIGGER
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): shuddup
[»ШМ«]Kurdy (avpdragon): wot r u making
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
[»ШМ«]Kurdy (avpdragon): niggerella
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): some custom shit
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): like
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its for unreal
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): so like
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): about how the odst program originated
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): n shit
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): make it all normal mapped
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): and such
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): and spec maps
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): and NIGGER
[»ШМ«]Kurdy (avpdragon): f
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): http://screenshot.xfire.com/screenshot/natural/f1bed9ef664100ce026d270ed8f60ec0719c3fdc.png
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): hush hush
[»ШМ«]Kurdy (avpdragon): i cant n igger with my pen
[»ШМ«]Kurdy (avpdragon): rotate the camera
[»ШМ«]Kurdy (avpdragon): ill see if i can get the 3ds mouse to work
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): look at those fail cubemaps
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): and that GIANT silencer
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): fucking GIANT silencer
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): GIANT
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): GIANT.
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): looks kelw
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): ITS AS THICK AS HIS FUCKING ARM
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): ITS GIANT
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): shudduhp
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): HOW CAN YOU EVEN BALLENCE WITH THAT
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): ITS SO NIGGER
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): YOU CAN FIT 5 NIGGERS IN THAT SILENCER
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): ITS SO HUGE
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): DOES THAT GUN SHOOT NIGGERS?
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): bto
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): bro
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): its looks small in fp
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): THAT STEALS THE COVI'S SHIT
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): and it uses that same model
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): ITS SO FUCKING HUGE
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): thats what she told me
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): zing!
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter):
GFD
SF
G
SF


HS
F
HF
H
SF
H
WSh
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter):
HF
SFgh
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): SFGHJSF
GHSF
HS
FHSF

HS
F
H
SF
HD
FH
D
TJ



DSTJH
D
THJ
DT
H
F
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): twice in one convo
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): wow
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): someone pat me on the back or some shit!

:allears:

[DEElekgolo]

[»ШМ«]Kurdy: on halloween
[»ШМ«]Kurdy: im going to sit right here
[»ШМ«]Kurdy: at my computer
[»ШМ«]Kurdy: and throw candy out the window
[»ШМ«]Kurdy: which is above the front door
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ: lol wat
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ: how about
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ: a bebegun
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ: and replace the bebes with candy corn
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ: and shoot kids

[ICEE]

[15:53] |-|: also im getting a tee shirt transfer to the apron
[15:54] |-|: "YIFF THE COOK"
[15:54] |-|: in white
[15:54] |-|: maybe an image as well
[15:54] ICEE: oh lol i thought i should tell you
[15:54] ICEE: i got a letter from my old boss yesterday
[15:54] ICEE: and it had my last few tips in it
[15:54] |-|: lol
[15:54] ICEE: and a note that said "please return the apron, we want it back"
[15:55] ICEE: i was this close to calling and saying "no you dont"

I gave the apron to my friend. He wears it while masturbating to keep his clothes clean.

[Gwunty]

Chainsy: BLACK PEOPLE SUCCCCCCCCK
Gwunty Wunty: now why
Chainsy: oh wait
Chainsy: even better
Chainsy: black joke
Chainsy: ok
Chainsy: so there was this first grade class
Chainsy: and they had just got back from recess
Chainsy: well the the teacher asks timmy "now timmy what did you do at recess?"
Chainsy: timmy says he played with joe at the sand box
Chainsy: she says "ok, if you can spell sandbox on the board you get a cookie"
Chainsy: so timmy spells sandbox and gets a cookie
Chainsy: she asks "now joe, what did you do today?"
Chainsy: he said "I played with timmy at the sandbox"
Chainsy: she said "oh, if you can spell play correctly you get a cookie"
Chainsy: so he did and got a cookie
Chainsy: she then turned to majub, who was black
Chainsy: now majub, what did you do today at recess
Chainsy: he said " I got chased out of the sandbox and got rocks thrown at me by the white boys"
Chainsy: the teacher says
Chainsy: " now that is just blatant racism!!! now majub, if you can spell blatant racism on the board, you get a cookie"
Chainsy: :D
Gwunty Wunty: :facepalm:
Gwunty Wunty: also
Chainsy: :DDDD
Gwunty Wunty: either I didnt get it
Gwunty Wunty: or its was the worst joke ever
Chainsy: think about it.
Gwunty Wunty: I think it was the later
Chainsy: ffffffff
:ugh:

[p0lar_bear]

I gave the apron to my friend. He wears it while masturbating to keep his clothes clean.

...what.

(This is also a contribution to the thread.)

[paladin]

That's gross. Make sure he washes it before he returns it.

[Ganon]

ganon [ WIN ATTACK ]: gardening is for queers
#PsyducK[ CONFUSION ]: yea no it isnt
#PsyducK[ CONFUSION ]: it aint gardening
ganon [ WIN ATTACK ]: what is it
#PsyducK[ CONFUSION ]: tending to a plant
ganon [ WIN ATTACK ]: LOL

[ICEE]

That's gross. Make sure he washes it before he returns it.

Hah, their not going to want it back when it has "yiff the cook" embroidered on it. My buddy is an odd one indeed.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

kiwid0ggie: its just not curtisy
ciasword: lol
ciasword: l2speel
ciasword: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

D:

[Advancebo]

[size=1]--- Original message by: Dennis[/size=1]

OK… {sigh} the stuff I deleted only showed that Advancebo is an uninspired homophobe and Spartan_094 tries too hard to act mature and in doing so acts his age. Both of you: Take it elsewhere or you are both gone. Get back on the topic of Bipeds works in process.

homophobe - a person who hates or fears homosexual people

i lold, in a literal way.

[Con]

How does he find the time to do any moderation on that site? That's a big job for one guy..

[ICEE]

he does'nt find enough. with every new member that registers at halomaps i feel a little worse for the man.

[=sw=warlord]

he does'nt find enough. with every new member that registers at halomaps i feel a little worse for the man.
I suggest someone links the forum on 4chan and see the little pricks swarm it like they did with infinity wards site.

[teh lag]

I suggest someone links the forum on 4chan and see the little pricks swarm it like they did with infinity wards site.

yeah that's a grate idea

heh 4chan makes everything good and funny

[ICEE]

I suggest someone links the forum on 4chan and see the little pricks swarm it like they did with infinity wards site.

Why? Why do you suggest this?

[Higuy]

Captain Yoko™: r u the president\
Government Cheese: yes
Captain Yoko™: :0
Captain Yoko™: so hows the white house duder?
Government Cheese: hurts my eyes
Government Cheese: needs black paint
Captain Yoko™: like black people, right?
Government Cheese: what
Government Cheese: no
Captain Yoko™: why not yellow?
Government Cheese: no asians
Captain Yoko™: thats the color of cheese
Government Cheese: fuck that
Government Cheese: what
Government Cheese: black is cooler
Government Cheese: but not black ppl
Captain Yoko™: o, ok
Government Cheese: i has a black car
Government Cheese: i like black
Captain Yoko™: holy doodles
Captain Yoko™: black is the best
Government Cheese: yea dude
Government Cheese: black bimmer ftw
Captain Yoko™: oh yes
Captain Yoko™: that reminds me , mr president
Captain Yoko™: what is your take on the war?
Government Cheese: we need to make zombies to fight the war
Government Cheese: have them kill eachother
Government Cheese: not us
Government Cheese: just use the military to contain the shit
Captain Yoko™: that is a very reasonable idea
Captain Yoko™: i like it
Captain Yoko™: mr president is our god
Government Cheese: even tho if it goes wrong and the infection spreads
Government Cheese: we're all fucked
Government Cheese: but oh well
Government Cheese: fuck it, right?
Captain Yoko™: yes
Government Cheese: lol
Captain Yoko™: if the infection spreads, we shall just correct that with a highly trained team of punks with chainsaws
Captain Yoko™: they shall stop them, like always
Government Cheese: then after we rebuild
Government Cheese: we can make awesome video games
Government Cheese: based off of the past
Captain Yoko™: yes
Captain Yoko™: holy shit
Captain Yoko™: maybe thats why we have zombie video games
Government Cheese: lol
Government Cheese: maybe
Government Cheese: its top secret information tho
Government Cheese: cant tell u
Captain Yoko™: awww
zombies will take over the world then we will rebuild

[Ganon]

cheese 4 president

[=sw=warlord]

Why? Why do you suggest this?
Because watching dennis try to handle a swarm from 4chan appeals to my sense of humour.

[Higuy]

Because watching dennis try to handle a swarm from 4chan appeals to my sense of humour.
Do it!!!

[ICEE]

Because watching dennis try to handle a swarm from 4chan appeals to my sense of humour.

Are you guys fucking 4? Grow up, please

[=sw=warlord]

Are you guys fucking 4? Grow up, please
I wasn't aware there were 4 years olds who could access this site, sorry for having a sense of humour.
Your name suits you, cold dry humour.

[Gwunty]

I wasn't aware there were 4 years olds who could access this site, sorry for having a sense of humour.
Your name suits you, cold dry humour.
stop posting
your trying to hard

[teh lag]

I'm sorry that we're not amused by the prospect of attacking a site run by a man who has maintained a substantial part of the community at his own personal expense for several years and does so in spite of a frankly staggering amount of bullshit he has to deal with.

[blind]

I wasn't aware there were 4 years olds who could access this site, sorry for having a sense of humour.
Your name suits you, cold dry humour.
you're an idiot. and introducing halomaps people to 4chan would be retarded.

[=sw=warlord]

I'm sorry that we're not amused by the prospect of attacking a site run by a man who has maintained a substantial part of the community at his own personal expense for several years and does so in spite of a frankly staggering amount of bullshit he has to deal with.
Oh right, so the fact you lot laugh your asses off when one of you lot does it to infinity ward is perfectly fine but when someone expresses their sense of humour its retarded?
Right how hypocritical.

[teh lag]

Oh right, so the fact you lot laugh your asses off when one of you lot does it to infinity ward is perfectly fine but when someone expresses their sense of humour its retarded?
Right how hypocritical.

Actually, I found the infinity ward raid unfunny as well.

(p.s. if you want to continue this I'd rather it be kept to pms, wouldn't want to derail this thread too much more.)

[=sw=warlord]

Actually, I found the infinity ward raid unfunny as well.
Well if thats the case then fair enough, but i like many others have found the whole touhou thing pretty retarded as well but many of us have not said a thing, usualy as you will have noticed i don't lark about much but for some odd reason if i decide to show my human side someone has to decide they want to pull a bone.
If you have a problem with that send me a private message dont rage over it because that just makes your response just as immature.
And before you even fucking say it, yes i do know what it is like to be a forum administrator and owner i was one a few years back so i know exactly what it is like.
[/discussion]

[Moses]

We were talking about the many uses for super glue

Jennifer = Donut btw

[18:47] =Σ= Moses: i kno
[18:47] =Σ= Moses: i could eat all the chips in a bag
[18:47] =Σ= Moses: refill it with leaves since it's autumn
[18:47] =Σ= Moses: and glue it back shut
[18:47] =Σ= Jennifer: oh
[18:47] =Σ= Jennifer: my god.
[18:47] =Σ= Jennifer: do it
[18:48] =Σ= Moses: im so full of awesome shit today
[18:48] =Σ= Moses: im like jesus on pcp
[18:48] =Σ= Jennifer: holy shit lmfao
[18:48] =Σ= Jennifer: lolin right here
[18:48] =Σ= Moses: lol

[PlasbianX]

Couple things from class today:

Cody: If cats always land on their feet and buttered toast always lands on the buttered side... and you stapled the toast butter side up on the cats back... which would hit first flung over a 60 story building? I know the answer to this question.

Sam: Why does lead come from trees?
Professor: Lead doesn't come from trees.
Sam: Well excuse me I don't know where lead comes from, I dropped outta my anatomy class.

[Con]

Professor: Mafiawars is great, it's one of the few places you can say "you just fucked with the wrong nigger!"

[blind]

Asian guy to asian girl: "you dumb asian"
Asian Girl: "I'm not a dalmatian"

[blind]

Guy: Is it ok to say being Gay is bad?
People at Booth: Of course, not... (they then BS about Diversity)
Guy: OK... If you tried Broccoli and didn't like it, would you say it sucked?
Booth people: I guess so.
Guy: Then by that log...ic, because I tried Gay sex, and it sucks, I can totally say that being Gay sucks, right?
Booth people: *awkward silence*

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

huntersoftie: it never gets old, huh?
ciasword: It just makes you wanna..
huntersoftie: break into song?
ciasword: Yep
ciasword: I liek the mudkipz
huntersoftie: i like delicious cake
ciasword: I liek the camwhores
huntersoftie: ill fuck you with a rake
ciasword: I like the 4chan
huntersoftie: *you do the and one*
ciasword: And all its boards and mods!
huntersoftie: /b/oom do yada
ciasword: /b/oom de yada!
huntersoftie: /b/oom do yada!
ciasword: Hum dei yalla!
huntersoftie: i liek the combos
ciasword: I like the baaawwwwiiinggg
huntersoftie: i liek the fap threads
ciasword: I like the trolling
huntersoftie: i liek the 4chan
huntersoftie: anonymous and b
ciasword: /b/oom de yada!
huntersoftie: /b/oom do yada
ciasword: /b/oom de yada!
huntersoftie: /b/oom do yada
ciasword: I liek the cp
huntersoftie: i liek all the memes
ciasword: I liek the newfags
huntersoftie: i liek the gory themes
ciasword: I liek the 4chan
ciasword: its such a /b/rilliant place!
huntersoftie: /b/oom do yada
ciasword: /b/oom de yada!
huntersoftie: /b/oom do yada
ciasword: /b/oom de yada!
huntersoftie: /b/oom do yada
ciasword: /b/oom de yada!
huntersoftie: /b/oom do yada
ciasword: /b/oom de yada!
huntersoftie: and thats all folks, hope you enjoyed the show
:D

[Donut]

say what you want, dsalimander is a funny fucker
he sent me a picture of a naked girl on a bed
ba hahaha you thought this was the picture :lol:

[01:33] Le Salimaneir: i would like your opinion
[01:33] Le Salimaneir: her face
[01:33] Le Salimaneir: thoughts
[01:33] Le Salimaneir: ignore rest of pic
[01:33] =Σ= Jennifer: what is this
[01:33] Le Salimaneir: HER FACE
[01:33] =Σ= Jennifer: i cant ignore this
[01:33] Le Salimaneir: WHAT DO YOU THINK
[01:34] =Σ= Jennifer: i think shes a ho
[01:34] =Σ= Jennifer: sup
[01:34] Le Salimaneir: but
[01:34] Le Salimaneir: but
[01:34] Le Salimaneir: her face
[01:34] =Σ= Jennifer: your lady is a ho
[01:34] =Σ= Jennifer: shes got a ho face
[01:34] =Σ= Jennifer: i give it a 5
[01:34] =Σ= Jennifer: out of 10
[01:34] =Σ= Jennifer: your ho ranks 2.5 stars
[01:34] Le Salimaneir: shes not a ho its a pic from 4chan i named like that so youd think it was taken from a digi camera and accept
[01:35] Le Salimaneir: so her face
[01:35] Le Salimaneir: what do you fucking think
[01:35] =Σ= Jennifer: boy
[01:35] =Σ= Jennifer: what country you from
[01:35] Le Salimaneir: dxtfrhijkl;'
[01:35] Le Salimaneir: are you srs
[01:35] =Σ= Jennifer: they speak english in dxtfrhijkl;'?
[01:35] =Σ= Jennifer: i said shes got a HO FACE
[01:35] =Σ= Jennifer: READ DAMMIT
[01:36] Le Salimaneir: and you dont find it attractive in any way?
[01:36] =Σ= Jennifer: i said i give it a goddamn 2.5
[01:36] Le Salimaneir: the fuck man
[01:36] Le Salimaneir: thats fucking cruel
[01:36] =Σ= Jennifer: SHES A FUCKIN HO
[01:36] =Σ= Jennifer: NOBODY CARES
[01:36] Le Salimaneir: PUTTING THAT ASSIDE
[01:36] =Σ= Jennifer: I CANT
[01:37] Le Salimaneir: assume the face was on somebody who wasnt a hoe
[01:37] =Σ= Jennifer: IT DIRECTLY AFFECTS THE FACE
[01:37] =Σ= Jennifer: YOU CAN TELL
[01:37] Le Salimaneir: NO IT DOESNT
[01:37] =Σ= Jennifer: IT FUCKING DOES
[01:37] Le Salimaneir: NO
[01:37] =Σ= Jennifer: YOU WOULDNT KNOW
[01:37] =Σ= Jennifer: HOS CANT TELL WHEN THEIR FACES CHANGE
[01:37] Le Salimaneir: i know 3 people who look just like that
[01:37] Le Salimaneir: ONE OF WHICH I HAVE A CRUSH ON
[01:37] Le Salimaneir: THEREFORE
[01:37] Le Salimaneir: ANSWER
[01:37] =Σ= Jennifer: OH GOODIE FUCKING HOO
[01:37] =Σ= Jennifer: YOUR GIRLS A HO TOO
[01:37] Le Salimaneir: A\
[01:37] Le Salimaneir: ]
[01:37] Le Salimaneir: WAEq
[01:38] Le Salimaneir: YOU MADE ME BRAKE MY SHIFT KEY
[01:38] Le Salimaneir: DAMN YOU
[01:38] Le Salimaneir: DAMN YOU TO HELL
[01:38] Le Salimaneir: its my right one
[01:38] Le Salimaneir: useless, really
[01:38] Le Salimaneir: ill leave it off
[01:38] Le Salimaneir: but srsly
[01:38] Le Salimaneir: wtf man
[01:39] Le Salimaneir: fixed it
[01:40] Le Salimaneir: this makes me very sadface
[01:40] Le Salimaneir: you have no taste in women
[01:41] =Σ= Jennifer: youre the one trying to date hos
[01:43] Le Salimaneir: so
[01:43] Le Salimaneir: would you say that most people share your view on this matter?
[01:43] =Σ= Jennifer: no
[01:43] =Σ= Jennifer: because everyone wants to date a ho
[01:44] =Σ= Jennifer: obviously
[01:44] =Σ= Jennifer: its all the rage
[01:44] =Σ= Jennifer: along with teenage pregnancy
[01:44] =Σ= Jennifer: except youve fapped yourself to sterility so dont worry about that
[01:46] Le Salimaneir: is that a cali plate?
[01:46] =Σ= Jennifer: idk
[01:46] =Σ= Jennifer: is it?
[01:46] Le Salimaneir: seems so
[01:46] Le Salimaneir: I NEED FYCKUNBG CAUYSER
[01:47] =Σ= Jennifer: words sali
[01:47] =Σ= Jennifer: use them
[01:47] Le Salimaneir: FUCKING SAUCXE
[01:47] =Σ= Jennifer: you need fucking sauce?
[01:47] Le Salimaneir: yes
[01:47] Le Salimaneir: i need to know
[01:47] Le Salimaneir: if this is one of the three girls i know
[01:47] Le Salimaneir: because goddamn the timing works
[01:48] Le Salimaneir: i need
[01:48] Le Salimaneir: SAUCE
[01:48] Le Salimaneir: GOD DAMN IT IF I COULD MAKE THE FONT BOIGGGER I WOULD
[01:48] Le Salimaneir: EFGRTHGYNFJKOIDLMSBC
[01:48] Le Salimaneir: SAUCE
[01:49] Le Salimaneir: DO YOU NOT SEE THE CAPS LOCK
[01:49] Le Salimaneir: THIS IS CRUTIAL TO MY OBSESSION
[01:49] =Σ= Jennifer: i see it
[01:49] =Σ= Jennifer: its just that i choose to ignore it
[01:57] Le Salimaneir: fuck you
[01:58] =Σ= Jennifer: so mad
[02:00] Le Salimaneir: delete it
[02:00] =Σ= Jennifer: that pic?
[02:00] Le Salimaneir: yes
[02:00] =Σ= Jennifer: why
[02:00] =Σ= Jennifer: i think i like it now
[02:00] Le Salimaneir: you already deleted it
[02:00] =Σ= Jennifer: just to piss you off more
[02:00] =Σ= Jennifer: no i didnt actually
[02:00] Le Salimaneir: that means you did
[02:01] Le Salimaneir: were done ehre
[02:01] Le Salimaneir: good day
[02:01] <rEkWE57in' fIlE 7RaN5fer. wAi7IN' F0r RE5p0n5E>
[02:01] <fiLe 7R4n5fER ReJec7Ed>
[02:01] Le Salimaneir: sob
[02:01] =Σ= Jennifer: means i didnt ;)
[02:01] Le Salimaneir: ftw
[02:01] <+hI5 u53r I5 now oFFlIn3>

youll want to read the whole thing :v:

[Aßyll]

xfire friend's status: "Just because i called you WoWfags doesnt mean i'm not bored enough to want to talk to you." -Thrawn

[Rob Oplawar]

Masterz: see if you were a mac
Masterz: you'd just work
Rob Oplawar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
.

[Moses]

Fugative1010: reminds me of this one time I was in my room doing some 3D shit
Fugative1010: and my bro called me
Fugative1010: I aws like "oh whats this"
Fugative1010: I answer
Fugative1010: and all I hear is a girl groaning
Fugative1010: and him
Fugative1010: and I'm like "the Fuck? Steve what the hell is this shit"
Fugative1010: and he doesnt speak
Fugative1010: I hang up
Fugative1010: he comes home later
Fugative1010: and I'm like "the fuck did you call me when you were bangin a chick"
Fugative1010: and he was like "what?... no I didnt"
Fugative1010: and I was like "check your damn calls, Fucker!"
Fugative1010: and he did
Fugative1010: then he just grinned heavily and was like "oh shit."
Play4phlx: lol
Fugative1010: and I was like "you're a fuckin guido"
Play4phlx: wow
Play4phlx: this is deff going in the quotes section
Fugative1010: :P

[Phobias]

VK: honey?
pri: mm?
VK: can I cum in your ear tonight?
pri: no fucking way, I might go deaf
VK: bullshit, I've been cumming in your mouth for years and you never shut the fuck up.


During a fairly small fleet battle.

[Bodzilla]

lol

[ICEE]

ICEE: what would you do if you found out i was the most advanced text based ai ever
=Σ= Jennifer: continue talking to you
=Σ= Jennifer: as if nothing happened
=Σ= Jennifer: because that means computers can solve my lonliness probems
ICEE: would you try to break me
=Σ= Jennifer: also i would hack you and change your sex from 0 to 1
=Σ= Jennifer: :3

[Heathen]

<stenzel> fuck you dude, i aint answering any more of your shitty questions
<moomin_two> not even this one?
<stenzel> no
<moomin_two> ha, dumbass
* stenzel (~stenzel@***) Quit (fucker)

[Cojafoji]

<stenzel> fuck you dude, i aint answering any more of your shitty questions
<moomin_two> not even this one?
<stenzel> no
<moomin_two> ha, dumbass
* stenzel (~stenzel@***) Quit (fucker)
lol

[Con]

VK: honey?
pri: mm?
VK: can I cum in your ear tonight?
pri: no fucking way, I might go deaf
VK: bullshit, I've been cumming in your mouth for years and you never shut the fuck up.


During a fairly small fleet battle.
heh, that something in this thread I can finally laugh at.

[Siliconmaster]

A member of our production class just handed in a script. This section just about sums up the whole thing:


OFFICER: Hold on there son, Sir where are you right now?




HOBO: The moon!




OFFICER: Of course you are. Does that clear things up?
It's rewrite time! :iamafag:

[StankBacon]

uoɔɐqʞuɐʇs: i wonder if you delete your demo and reinstall now it will be the us one, it should
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i hate my fuckign life
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i just accidently deleted L4d1
uoɔɐqʞuɐʇs: :o
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FML!
uoɔɐqʞuɐʇs: LOL
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FUCK YOU
uoɔɐqʞuɐʇs: hehe
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: was like
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: hmmmmmmmmmmsmmsmsmm
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: WAIT
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FUCK
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: NO
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: STOP
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: PAUSE
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: CANCE
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: L
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FUCK
uoɔɐqʞuɐʇs: lol
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: I CANT
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FUCK YOU STEAM
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: YOU CAUNT
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: asjhif'
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: adgsgadgihasg
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: sgOMFg
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: no
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: there goes my fuckign bandwidth
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FML!



hehe

[Bodzilla]

uoɔɐqʞuɐʇs: i wonder if you delete your demo and reinstall now it will be the us one, it should
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i hate my fuckign life
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i just accidently deleted L4d1
uoɔɐqʞuɐʇs: :o
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FML!
uoɔɐqʞuɐʇs: LOL
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FUCK YOU
uoɔɐqʞuɐʇs: hehe
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: was like
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: hmmmmmmmmmmsmmsmsmm
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: WAIT
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FUCK
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: NO
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: STOP
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: PAUSE
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: CANCE
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: L
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FUCK
uoɔɐqʞuɐʇs: lol
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: I CANT
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FUCK YOU STEAM
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: YOU CAUNT
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: asjhif'
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: adgsgadgihasg
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: sgOMFg
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: no
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: there goes my fuckign bandwidth
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FML!



hehe

:unfunny:

[n00b1n8R]

:unlimited:

[Bodzilla]

:FilmActorsGuild:

[StankBacon]

from the evil smurfs forums, i thought it was hilarious


]GaD[ Brother None




]ES[ PUNISHER
My Cuz got the 4 pack of L4D 2 and Ask me if I what it. Well I say Yes. Save me $50 doller that I didn't have.

THX Ferball

Good evening fellow smurfs,

My cousin (twice removed, and sheep bread) bought several copies of the game "Left 4 Dead 2" and asked if I would like one. My response was "Totatly dude, that'd be wicked killer awesome sick dope... and supafly.". I Just wanted to let everyone know that I have been saved from spending $50 (USD in case the "$" didn't give it away) that I do not currently have. Have a pleasant evening.

P.S. - Thank you Ferball. (I never knew what a man could do for me.) http://www.evilsmurfs.com/forums/images/smilies/awesomedance.gif




]ES[ Horrible
I still can't ever figure out what ur saying when u type punisher. Why leave out so many words?
Fixed. __________________



(http://profile.mygamercard.net/es+brother+none)

[Ganon]

[01:19] m00kz.weapon: so pro
[01:19] C.C. da witch: yessir
[01:19] m00kz.weapon: you sir,
[01:19] m00kz.weapon: have been nighted
[01:19] m00kz.weapon: mlg_ganon
[01:19] m00kz.weapon: I KNIGHT THE

[Rook]

I KINGHT THE



{GCN} Hank "The Tank": Hey there
Rook (RAGE): yo
Rook (RAGE): wondering when/if you guys want to scrim rage
Rook (RAGE): how many etc
{GCN} Hank "The Tank" is now Offline.



welp

[sdavis117]

FRain: I bet I could replace Aerowyn on the Podcast.
Pyong: Noone would notice.
FRain: Yeah, her voice is low enough.

[Con]

^

I literally lol'd

[Heathen]

Lool, cuz its actually that frains voice is so high :3

[ICEE]

Lool, cuz its actually that frains voice is so high :3
http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/987/987014/fouad-fg-pic1_160_1243454678.jpg
Oh ho ho!

[Heathen]

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/987/987014/fouad-fg-pic1_160_1243454678.jpg
Oh ho ho!

Thats exactly what I was thinking!

Cant rep :[

[Higuy]

Elmowned: The Todd Solondz film Happiness features a scene where manic depressive pedophile, Bill Maplewood, nonchalantly guns down random people in a peaceful park while stereotypically soothing music plays in the background (this turns out to be a dream though). Yep, it's that kind of movie.
Elmowned: You know you want to see that
Captain Yoko™: LOL
.

[Rob Oplawar]

Hello exam, I would like to extend a warm welcome and hope your posting on h2vista.net brings you great enjoyment.
Old thread is so old it makes my brain hurt.

[DEElekgolo]

Never tell your password to anyone.
R.I.P: bye
R.I.P: forever
R.I.P: child servesis are picking me up
R.I.P: just wanted to say bye
«¦HG¦» DEElekgolo |ADV|: wait
«¦HG¦» DEElekgolo |ADV|: what
R.I.P: my parents hanged themselfs
«¦HG¦» DEElekgolo |ADV|: what the fuck
R.I.P: going to live in a home/ until they find relatives
«¦HG¦» DEElekgolo |ADV|: holy ass
«¦HG¦» DEElekgolo |ADV|: why would they do this?
R.I.P: problems
R.I.P: and i cant stop crying
«¦HG¦» DEElekgolo |ADV|: apperently problems worth killing your self over
«¦HG¦» DEElekgolo |ADV|: what the fuck
«¦HG¦» DEElekgolo |ADV|: Its a new step in life
R.I.P: heh hope its a good
R.I.P: one
Made me :smith: at the thought of this happening.

[sdavis117]

Frain: Did Nintendo 64 come before or after the SNES?

[Ganon]

Frain: Did Mario 64 come before or after the SNES?

I hope you answered in yes

[mech]

http://en.site2.answers.com/templates/images/qbar_q.gif?v=58488 Do horses lay eggs?






http://en.site2.answers.com/templates/icons/rc_gray1.gif?v=58488 http://en.site2.answers.com/templates/icons/rc_gray1b.gif?v=58488 http://en.site2.answers.com/templates/icons/abar_a.gif?v=58488
Horses lay eggs, but only in the winter when it's cold and Boogalshies (evil horse egg eating monsters) are frozen.

:allears:

[Moses]

neurological6: what country are you from?
Play4phlx: us
Play4phlx: specifically kentucky
Play4phlx: bum fucked state if u ask me
neurological6: if you're from the us
neurological6: why can't you speak a decent word of damn enlish?
Play4phlx: :-\
neurological6: just a question
Play4phlx: You mean like this?
neurological6: for example, yes
Play4phlx: it's called lazyness
Play4phlx: im actually a pretty good speller
Play4phlx: and im actually writing an essay for college right now
Play4phlx: im just lazy when chatting
neurological6: try to use that feature more
neurological6: makes writing essays easier as well
Play4phlx: >_>
Play4phlx:
In the video game industry there are two main platforms for any game; computer and console. Consoles have ruled the gaming industry in the past, but recently computers have begun to rival, if not exceed the capabilities of consoles. This leads to the question,”Will consoles be able to keep their place as the most common gaming platform?” The answer is very likely a “No”.
Play4phlx: That's the thesis for the essay
Play4phlx: i rarely use spellcheck or anything else
Play4phlx: that's pretty much just me typing from skill
Play4phlx: :-P
neurological6: it's not bad
neurological6: really
Play4phlx: i know
Play4phlx: like i said
Play4phlx: im lazy
Play4phlx: or rather
Play4phlx: it's not that hard for someone to read this
neurological6: hard no
neurological6: annoying, yes
Play4phlx: and spending time typing perfectly takes away from actually working
Play4phlx: if you want me to type perfectly than i will
neurological6: theres a nice alternative for that very problem
Play4phlx: but i won't capitalize my sentences
neurological6: don't internet during work
Play4phlx: that's just going too far
Play4phlx: lol
neurological6: ZING
neurological6: capitals is a thing of respect
neurological6: which is a good thing
Play4phlx: who are you
Play4phlx: ifaffidu?
Play4phlx: Ifafudafi?
Play4phlx: I think that's how it is
neurological6: wat
Play4phlx: He's the grammar freak on modacity
Play4phlx: He's a member of the community but he's also an English teacher
neurological6: youve been talking with my griflriend for the last half hour nigger
Play4phlx: well i don't know that well
Play4phlx: didn't know
Play4phlx: lol
Play4phlx: know you that well*
neurological6: great grammer man
Play4phlx: lol
neurological6: only took you 3 tries
neurological6: GJ
Play4phlx: oh go to hell
neurological6: too late bitch
neurological6: i bought the place
Play4phlx: i think this deserves a placment in the quotes section
Play4phlx: lol
neurological6: time for games
neurological6: i'm fucking off now
neurological6: ttyl
Play4phlx: getting trolled by neuros gf
neurological6: totally
neurological6: consider yourself a failure
Play4phlx: :saddowns:
neurological6: :downs:
Play4phlx: asshatI'm not a failure :saddowns:

[ICEE]

I'm not a failure :saddowns:

What?

oh, yeah

[ultama121]

<PhillipDS> I remember when I was doing my first hospital practice on May this year, a 15 year old kid with phimosis and priaprism came into the ER, damn that must have been painful >_<
<gckc> permaboner and nothing to fuck in one's immediate surroundings
<gckc> why hast thou forsaken me, god of boners
<PhillipDS> and add the phimosis, whereas his penis was pulling but the skin was holding it back >_>

:gonk:

[English Mobster]

I'm not a failure :saddowns:
I would like to refute your thesis; while computer specifications are currently rivaling those of consoles, the parts and equipment to upgrade those computers are still high in price.

When the prices fall, there will be a new console out there which will set the bar even higher for PC gaming to beat.

In addition, consoles are the game platform of choice for the 8-14 year old age bracket, which makes up a serious fraction of the gaming market. These kids need to beg their parents for money to constantly upgrade their computers, and the parents will more than often say, "No." These same parents have no qualms over paying $60 a year for online gaming simply because spending $60 for one year is more simple than spending $200 all at once for about 3 years.

These kids tend to not be as tech-savvy as those who play computer games, and thus would probably not even know where to begin to upgrade their computers.

In addition to this, we have the relative simplicity of consoles as compared to the computer as well as there being a shared "family computer" in most homes. If the kids were to take up as much time on the "family computer" as they do on their consoles, they wouldn't log NEARLY as much playtime as they would on their consoles just by virtue of the fact that they need to share the computer.

Split-screen and local multiplayer is also a lot harder on PCs than consoles, as the cables and hardware to hook up for a LAN party is much more complex than hitting a button and turning on a controller for a local multiplayer game.

While the teenage and young adult market does lean ever-so-slightly towards computer gaming, it is not a high enough fraction to say that the PC is going to dominate the console market.

The console isn't going anywhere because it is more simple and easier to use than a computer, which needs to be constantly upgraded with the latest hardware to be able to run the hottest games out there. In fact, it may be the multiple functions of a computer which would be its downfall; people simply don't view the computer as a gaming machine, and figure something which is 100% dedicated to a gaming/media center platform is better than something which serves multiple uses.
An example of this found in an unlikely source: Shampoo and conditioner. There is combination shampoo and conditioner out there, yet there also remains regular shampoo and regular conditioner, which dominate the market despite consumers having to spend twice as much to use them.
Why do they buy the separate shampoo and conditioner rather than the combination?
People feel that something which is dedicated to a single job will do it better than something which has to deal with multiple jobs. Simply put, people buy their shampoo and conditioner separately because they feel that each one of them will get the job done better than a shampoo with built-in conditioner.

As such, people will still buy consoles because their only purpose is for gaming, whereas PCs are deemed "inferior" to the casual observer simply because they have to run other processes as well.


Don't reply in this thread; integrate your counter-arguments into your THESIS, goddammit. I didn't mean for that to spin out of control the way it did, lol.


:allears:
Yes, but what about Hoaers?

[Bodzilla]

english mobster your wrong in alot of places, but i'm far... far too lazy to correct you.

also consoles suck horribly and if you like them your a pretty terrible person.

[ExAm]

I concur.

[p0lar_bear]

also consoles suck horribly and if you like them your a pretty terrible person.

:smithicide:

[ultama121]

Don't worry p0lar, you're an exception.

Because you're not a person.

You're a bear. :downsrim:

[Ganon]

english mobster your wrong in alot of places, but i'm far... far too lazy to correct you.

also consoles suck horribly and if you like them your a pretty terrible person.

:pcgaming: this smiley blown up 100x

[n00b1n8R]

/me bought a $400 console to play current gen games without having to spend ~$1000 to get my PC up to par for the same games~

[Ganon]

consoles are for the poor

hate me

[Gwunty]

<Call cancelled>
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Gwunty: ok
Gwunty: stop


derp

[ICEE]

wow gosh I guess you really didn't want to talk to chains

[Higuy]

Chainsy: once
Chainsy: long ago
Chainsy: when i was young and full of life
Chainsy: i had a buttery babe....
Chainsy: :(.....
Chainsy: then i got hungry so i ate that cinnamon roll
ButteryBabee: i am a buttery babee
Chainsy: worst mistake of my life
Chainsy: oh ok ill eat you
Chainsy: ohm nom nom nom nom
ButteryBabee: ahhhhhhhhhhhha
ButteryBabee: hahah
ButteryBabee: ah
ButteryBabee: a
ButteryBabee: hh
ButteryBabee: hhhhhhhhhh
Chainsy: HNNNNNNNNNNNG
ButteryBabee: yes
Chainsy: FUCK IT HAPPENED AGAIN
Chainsy: NOW IM CONSTIPATED
<This user is now offline>
ahhhhh

[Chainsy]

wow gosh I guess you really didn't want to talk to chains
Reread scrub, the affair was going both ways, he tried to call me too.
:realsmug:

[ICEE]

Reread scrub, the affair was going both ways, he tried to call me too.
:realsmug:

you would be so much cooler if you stopped posting at 1,337 posts.

[Chainsy]

No im going for trying to get so many posts that I go into numbers that can't be displayed properly by the computer, and has to represent them with an equation.
Is that even possible, an admin should try it.

[ultama121]

AIDS: dammit, I wish I could read this faster
ultama121: lol
AIDS: driving me insane
AIDS: it makes me not even want to read it because everything moves so damn slow
ultama121: e fkcilc
ultama121: ftw
ultama121: sdrawkcab epyt ot tsrof m'i
ultama121: driew si siht
ultama121: ylsuoires
AIDS: wat
ultama121: daer
ultama121: racecar
ultama121: gohangasalam'iimalasagnahog
ultama121: ftw
ultama121: yyyhw
ultama121: sdrawkcab gnipyt i ma
ultama121: YHW
ultama121: EM NEKASAROF UOY EVAH YHW
AIDS: I haven't
ultama121: nees reve ev'i hcilg maets tsedriew eht si siht
ultama121: evah uoy sey
ultama121: 3:
ultama121: ftw
ultama121: 3:
ultama121: :3 naht retteb
AIDS: AHHHHHHH MY BRAIN
AIDS: STOP IT
ultama121: reven
ultama121: gnineppah si siht yhw wonkn neve t'nod i
Monkeyulize: wat
ultama121: esoprup no siht gniod ton m'i
ultama121: yllaretil
ultama121: sdrawkwcab epyt em gnikam si maets
AIDS: :<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
ultama121: steam is a sadisticbitch
ultama121: wait wtf
ultama121: I'M NORMAL
ultama121: that was really weird
Steam randomly made me type backwards.

[klange]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: もしもし
Stranger: ask me any 10 questions and i will answer the truth. no "asl"
You: Hm.
You: Well.
You: I wasn't prepared for this.
You: Driver's license ID number.
You: Credit card number
You: PIN
You: Back account number
You: PIN for that
You: Social Security Number
You: That's six... so I get four more.
You: Can I ask "birthday" or is that too close to "a"?
You: Name...
You: Mother's maiden name
You: And... one more... favorite movie.
You: Hurry up, I don't have all day.
Stranger: f*** u
Guy didn't even have it in him to actually say "fuck you", lol.

[DEElekgolo]

<+DEElekgolo> blind has the best sigs
<+DEElekgolo> WHO SAID HE DIDNT?!
<+tpblind> ya i no
<+tpblind> i should do more
<+DEElekgolo> shuddup ur sigs suck

.

[blind]

quoting oneself is for fags.

[15:46:47] <+Trkle> we somehow ended up driving through these woods in this jeep
[15:47:04] <+Trkle> and we hit a ditch and i slammed my forehead into the roof
[15:47:15] <+Trkle> and my foreheads all knotted up
[15:47:16] <+Trkle> lmao
[15:47:22] <+Trkle> busted out the headlights and shit
[15:47:41] <+Trkle> and i still have a headache.
[15:48:14] <+Trkle> the guy in the passenger seat knocked the rear view mirror off with his head
[15:50:20] <+tpblind> [15:46:25] <+Trkle> with these 2 guys
[15:50:20] <+Trkle> i have l4d2, true story
[15:50:21] <+tpblind> fag

[mech]

jonver92 (http://www.youtube.com/user/jonver92) (2 weeks ago)
im tired of reading "i just fucking came all over myself" or "omg this is so orgasmic uhhhh all over my chest!"

half the time the song sucks really dank ass too

its a good song. yeah it is. cool

no need to tell us about your saturday nights



:golfclap:

[Heathen]

http://asset.soup.io/asset/0434/5168_109e.jpeg

[Bodzilla]

god dammit heathen thats been posted ilke 5 times <_<

[t3h m00kz]

t3h m00kz says:
*YOU'RE a hooker
p0lar_bear says:
*yes, i am

.

[ultama121]

4:01 AM - SexyTime Berserker!: If you can puke in your mouth can you cum in your balls?
4:03 AM - The Sandvich is your mother: that's deep
4:03 AM - SexyTime Berserker!: is that what they call it?
4:04 AM - The Sandvich is your mother: :downsrim:
:fail:

[FRain]

Reread scrub, the affair was going both ways, he tried to call me too.
:realsmug:

Reread scrub, you were the only one sending him a call, there was no "outgoing call" just call established.

[Chainsy]

<Call cancelled>
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Gwunty: ok
Gwunty: stop

Frain I know you have trouble with big words like telling the difference between calling and incoming, but I took the liberty to bold them so you could tell the difference. :allears:

[FRain]

Dude. I'm fucking with you.

And I'll really miss that one point of rep. There will be epics and poems about it.

[Heathen]

PFFF lolol, U MAD?

[Heathen]

god dammit heathen thats been posted ilke 5 times <_<

:realsmug: smiley not related

[Chainsy]

Dude. I'm fucking with you.

And I'll really miss that one point of rep. There will be epics and poems about it.
Look how mad you are :allears:

[Heathen]

And you? http://www.modacity.net/forums/styles/smilies/emot-allears.gif

you guys are so silly

[FRain]

Yes! I'm very mad over that 1 rep point i lost and the extra +17 I got! I'm so mad! I'm FUCKING FURIOUS.

is your sarcasm detector running windows ME or something?

[Chainsy]

Woah, woah calm down little guy, no need to get rowdy, I am sure those rep bars will make you a big boy one day. :allears:

[Heathen]

Oh you sillies. I have more rep than both of you :allears:

now stop whining ;}

[blind]

i have less rep than heathen but more than those fools.

[ICEE]

I have less rep than blind or heathen, but more than frain or chains.

[FRain]

rep rep

anyways lets not shit up this thread

lets shit up my visitor messages its more fun and less infract-able

[Futzy]

[»ШМ«]Kurdy: how can you not think of anything for christmas
[»ШМ«]Kurdy: ask for something big
Boxxy™: my dick
[»ШМ«]Kurdy: because you dont have one yet
Boxxy™: no i do
Boxxy™: its big
Boxxy™: but a bigger one
<This user is now offline>
boxxy = higuy

[Moses]

[23:17] =Σ= Moses: GOD DAMN
[23:18] =Σ= Moses: my teacher HAS to be a bot
[23:18] =Σ= Moses: there's no way she's not
[23:18] =Σ= Moses: are you there
[23:18] =Σ= Jennifer: yes
[23:18] =Σ= Moses: cause this is fucking stupid as hell
[23:18] =Σ= Moses: i posted a comment to the discussion board
[23:18] =Σ= Moses:
Devin Bobadilla Devin Bobadilla Send Email to Author 11/29/2009 9:38:11 PM
This assignment will be a day late at least. Work is conflicting a lot with my time for school and I don't want to write an essay while half awake.
[23:18] =Σ= Moses: and what do i get for a reply
[23:19] =Σ= Moses: from the teacher i remind you
[23:19] =Σ= Moses:
When formally writing, make sure to avoid the use of incomplete sentences. You had some here. Please see http://www.writeguide.com/IncompleteSentences.PDF for more info. Nice work, just try and make sure you use strong verbs when writing. Avoid verbs like “is,” “have,” and “be,” as well as the passive voice, and insert stronger verbs. For help, see: http://www.owlnet.rice.edu/~cainproj/writingtips/preciseverbs.html (http://www.owlnet.rice.edu/%7Ecainproj/writingtips/preciseverbs.html). Keep up the excellent work! Thanks again, this project was well done overall. I really appreciate the good job on the project assignment. Thanks again. Keep up the great work. Good job and if you have any questions at all about anything, please let me know.
[23:19] =Σ= Jennifer: what
[23:19] =Σ= Jennifer: omfg
[23:19] =Σ= Jennifer: lol
[23:19] =Σ= Moses: i didnt even use the words is or have in my 2 sentences
[23:20] =Σ= Jennifer: dude lmfao thats fucking hilarious
[23:20] =Σ= Moses: yea
[23:20] =Σ= Moses: teacher has to be a bot
[23:20] =Σ= Moses: no doubt about it
[23:20] =Σ= Moses: what do you think
[23:20] =Σ= Jennifer: idfk
[23:20] =Σ= Jennifer: mb shes messing with you
[23:20] =Σ= Jennifer: idk
[23:26] =Σ= Moses: god damn it's no wonder i have a 40% in this class
[23:26] =Σ= Moses: know what
[23:26] =Σ= Moses: i'll bet you she gives me full credit for the assignment
[23:26] =Σ= Moses: just cause i posted that
[23:26] =Σ= Jennifer: holy shit youre an insipration to me
[23:27] =Σ= Jennifer: never fucking take online college
[23:27] =Σ= Moses: no
[23:27] =Σ= Moses: im calling ai
[23:27] =Σ= Moses: tomorrow
[23:27] =Σ= Moses: after work
[23:27] =Σ= Jennifer: whats ai
[23:27] =Σ= Moses: and bitching up a storm
[23:27] =Σ= Moses: it's going to be hell over a phone
[23:27] =Σ= Jennifer: DO YOU HAVE YOUR RAIN COATS ON
[23:28] =Σ= Jennifer: BECAUSE FLAMING SHIT HAIL IS ABOUT TO FALL
[23:28] =Σ= Jennifer: ALL UP IN YOUR SPACE
[23:28] =Σ= Moses: yea
[23:28] =Σ= Moses: well
[23:28] =Σ= Moses: this teacher
[23:28] =Σ= Moses: i could write a program
[23:28] =Σ= Moses: in c++ which i know next to nothing of
[23:28] =Σ= Moses: that would grade papers better than herYou may be able to find a teacher dumber than that, but not this.
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/4303/epicfailvh.jpg
Please tell me you understand the funny.

[Donut]

iv been the proverbial sand bag for moses' ranting on this teacher for a while now. i honestly have no idea what is going on in her head, if anything.

[p0lar_bear]

[05:16] m00kz: Yeah
[05:16] m00kz: Dude if I tried rimming
[05:16] m00kz: .sdghkfsghklsdfj
[05:16] m00kz: drumming
[05:16] m00kz: DRUMMING
[05:16] m00kz: I'd be pro
[05:16] m00kz: shut up.
[05:17] m00kz: don't type.
[05:17] m00kz: bad polar.

.

[Bodzilla]

so it's not just drawing he's bad at.

[t3h m00kz]

faggots you're so jealous

:mech2:

[ICEE]

^Holy fuck best quote in the thread^

[ICEE]

[21:51] =Σ= Jen: my hair > other hair
[21:51] ICEE: greater in terms of volume, yes
[21:51] ICEE: but I have the greatest
[21:51] =Σ= Jen: yeah you better get an extinguisher on that because its not gonne be great for long
[21:51] =Σ= Jen: :3
[21:51] ICEE: fuck you
[21:52] ICEE: my crotch hair is more voluminous than your head hair
[21:52] =Σ= Jen: and we all wonder why california burns down every year
[21:52] ICEE: or it would be if I hadnt shaved it off and used it to make alvin and the chip monks
[21:52] ICEE: oh fuck you win


Jen is a trap (http://www.modacity.net/forums/member.php?u=955)

[Gwunty]

You stupid kids don't understand what pain is. My life is hell. I have a son that’s a piece of shit troublemaker. I’m always having to go to school to deal with some shit he has done. I have a daughter that’s cute and all, but corrects everyone. She literally gets on everyone’s nerves and I wonder how she’s going to adjust socially. She’ll probably turn into a lesbian, but I’ll still love her. Wife and I had an “accident” that’s about three years old now. She grows up in this house with constant fights and drama. You would not believe how crazy a household with three kids can be. My wife is stuck way in the past. She says and does things like her mother did. She has two fucked up annoying sisters that hang out and critique me. Nothing I do is good enough to them or the rest of her family. They think I’m a loser and the worst thing that ever happened to my wife. I’m fat. I work a very dangerous job that pays shit. I’m not getting any younger. My car is a piece of shit. I’m going nowhere. Life has felt like it has been at a standstill for over a decade. I’m bald. I’m over forty. My skin is yellow. I love donuts.I have officially won this thread, please proceed to close it.

[Bodzilla]

i would if you'd posted a fucking picture.



no dice Einstein.

[English Mobster]

I had to re-read that to get it.
Then I lol'd.

[ICEE]

Too predictable, had it narrowed down to homer or hal from malcolm in the middle at "I have a son". Decided on homer at description of daughter.

I did not smile

[Chainsy]

Gwunty: again
Gwunty: when did I start bieng your bitch
Chainsy: wut
Chainsy: abooouuuut
Chainsy: noooowww
Chainsy: :smug:
Gwunty: leis
Gwunty: also i am sick
Chainsy: trthu
Gwunty: fetch me some keelnex
Chainsy: im not
Chainsy: columbian superiority
Chainsy: youre my bitch

[Moses]

we need a "Post your Chat OWNAGE" thread


[18:21] =Σ= Moses: apparently icee already has the mw2 hands
[18:21] =Σ= Moses: they're in the m4 holding position
[18:21] =Σ= Moses: he showed me
[18:22] =Σ= Moses: and wants them rigged
[18:22] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: pics?
[18:22] =Σ= Moses: so i'm gonna rig yours and let him have them as well
[18:22] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: oye wait
[18:22] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: so
[18:22] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: pic first
[18:22] =Σ= Moses: i know
[18:22] =Σ= Moses: >_>
[18:22] =Σ= Moses: h/o
[18:22] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: I have one to in a m4 position...
[18:24] =Σ= Moses: http://i699.photobucket.com/albums/vv356/zeejfps/mw2hands.jpg
[18:24] =Σ= Moses: there
[18:24] =Σ= Moses: nao shutup
[18:25] =Σ= Moses: seriously
[18:25] =Σ= Moses: it's a rip
[18:26] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: didnt I say that with halo 3 beta content to other people when I didnt have it
[18:26] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: its a rip
[18:26] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: I know
[18:26] =Σ= Moses: you are no governing factor in who gets it anyway. I dont give stuff out to people just because I honor my promise
[18:26] =Σ= Moses: but seriously, you didnt make it, people WILL think to rip it
[18:26] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: but to rig it is different
[18:27] =Σ= Moses: yes i know
[18:27] =Σ= Moses: and you're not doing that
[18:27] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: true
[18:27] =Σ= Moses: yea
[18:27] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: I already tried it before with other models
[18:27] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: and failed
[18:27] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: on cod models only
[18:27] =Σ= Moses: which i did magnificently
[18:27] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: yes
[18:27] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: ok heres the deal
[18:27] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: if icee
[18:28] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: doesnt give them out then yeah
[18:28] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: its hard to explain
[18:28] =Σ= Moses: there's no honor code with rips
[18:28] =Σ= Moses: if you rip then you might as well share
[18:28] =Σ= Moses: otherwise ur an ass and i'll just rig icee's seperately and release them with him
[18:29] =Σ= Moses: someone else will do it soon enough and you'll be left out is my whole point
[18:29] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: release?, damn pulled me in
[18:29] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: OK
[18:29] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: fine
[18:30] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: i dont care if you give it to icee
[18:30] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: your right
[18:30] =Σ= Moses: exactly
[18:30] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: there isnt any code to rips
[18:30] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: this is what I said on h3b content
[18:30] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: but
[18:30] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: i turned around when i got them
[18:30] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: we all go bad :(
[18:30] =Σ= Moses: i hate it when people are on a high horse and think they're better in any sense just cause they have stolen property
[18:30] =Σ= Moses: it's just stupid
[18:30] =Σ= Moses: there
[18:30] =Σ= Moses: im done

[Pooky]

Too predictable, had it narrowed down to homer or hal from malcolm in the middle at "I have a son". Decided on homer at description of daughter.

I did not smile
problem with that: "a son". singular. Hal has 3 sons, all of which are troublemakers.

[p0lar_bear]

problem with that: "a son". singular. Hal has 3 sons, all of which are troublemakers.

4.

You forgot Francis.

:eng101:

[Rob Oplawar]

5- everybody forgets about Jamie. :hist101:

[Chainsy]

Chainsy: Your new animal has testicles for a face
ICEE: testicles with spears
Chainsy: touche.

[ultama121]

5:00 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: :3
5:01 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: i saw thaaaaat
5:01 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: i was actually going to do it before i saw yours, it just reminded me :P
5:01 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: oh lol
5:01 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: welp
5:01 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: hooray double entendre of super nerdiness
5:01 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: can we... prepare for trouble?
5:01 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: MAKE IT DOUBLE
5:01 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVISTATION
5:02 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: wtf i'm blanking
5:02 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: (to unite..)
5:02 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: ;_;
5:02 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: I DON'T KNOW MAN
5:02 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: (to unite all peoples within our nation)
5:02 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: (epic fail)
5:02 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION
5:02 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE
5:03 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE
5:03 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: N00B
5:03 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121 cries
5:03 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R meant for you to say ultima instead of jessie/james
5:03 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: oh
5:03 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: welp
5:04 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: i suck
5:04 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: apparently
5:04 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: vOv
I'm an horrible person.

[t3h m00kz]

god we should ban this horrible Ultama nub.

<3

[ExAm]

2:56 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: FUCK SOLDIERS
2:56 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: SERIOUSLY
2:56 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: ALL ASSHOLES THE LOT OF THEM
2:56 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: DEMOS ARE THE WORST
2:57 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: 20 high explosives?
2:57 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: fuck that shit.
2:57 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: you're just jealous
2:57 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: faggot
2:57 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: i top score easily when i roll demo
2:57 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: and i do it just tp proove a point
2:57 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: it's easy
2:57 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: gay and anything but credit to team
2:57 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: the people you were playing against sucked :V
2:57 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: and if you like him
2:58 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: i'm pretty sure your gay
2:58 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: demo easiest skill curve in the game
2:58 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: most spam
2:58 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: my gay is none of your business
3:00 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: 2:58 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: i'm pretty sure your gay
3:00 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: ps your grammar sucks :V
3:00 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: oh
3:00 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: sorry
3:01 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: *you're grammar sucks
3:01 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: DEATH TO SOLDIERS
3:02 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: a hollow victory
3:08 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: A VICTORY NONETHELESS
3:11 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: hollow like your soul
3:11 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: also
3:11 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: demos will dine in hell
3:12 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: tbqh
{F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla is now Offline.I don't think Zilla quite realizes what he's insinuating :downs:

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/934/10765338.jpg

[ICEE]

Our rockets will blot out the sun

[=sw=warlord]

Our rockets will blot out the sun
Then we shall fight in the shade.

[Cortexian]

No, you'll just die in the shade, sorry!

[Bodzilla]

No, you'll just die in the shade, sorry!
:ugh:


What is this war update?!
this is madness!

[ICEE]

THIS IS 2FORT!!

[Gwunty]

You cannot say, "Irish Wristwatch"
Mind=Blown

[ICEE]

I can. I just did.

[ExAm]

Mind=Blown
Fuck you, I just did. Five times fast.

[Donut]

LMFAO@U! you are a joke and just some dweeb at mommy's house, the donut-sucking pasty-assed vagina you are, who thinks you are smarter than others just because you are smarter than half of your class in fucking Junior High. what a joke. you really think that people that laugh as they comment on your overrated, WEAK, little pissy-panty "attempts to enrage" (LOL@U!) really care to toss the emotion of "hate" at a NOTHING like you? you are just above using four-letter words and below "humorous contempt". i just, really, feel sorry for you. one day, waaaaaay in the future, you'll realize that life sitting your pimpled ass in front of a computer and game consoles is absolutely no life at all. DO SOMETHING. take some chances. ...at least then you'll know for sure why "people" like you are destined to be nothing in front of screens who have nothing lives instead of just wondering in your fantasyland. how pathetic. your dad should euthanize you.
i have no idea why this guy is so pissed off, but he actually went to the effort of leaving it in my profile page. i found the euthanasia part amusing
E: response luls

The guy 2 comments below is probably the exact thing he just described. Psychology dictates that internet based rage is usually an outlet for ones own problems and is directed at random strangers using a fake or temporary identification so as to not lead others to leads concerning information about themselves. There are millions of people worldwide who suffer from this kind of mental state with a large majority of them unsatisfied with their current status in the world, but being unable to or too lazy to do anything about it. This leads them to seek an outlet for this feeling of sadness. One common solution is to make themselves feel better by talking down to others without revealing any details concerning their own life. This viscous cycle will continue to repeat until either broken by ones own will or they kill themselves. So which will it be?

[Bodzilla]

lol nerd

[Gwunty]

GWUNTY AND DEEHUNTER PRESENT
THE EPIC ADVENTURE IN CAPS LOCK

Gwunty: DID YOU UPLOAD
Santa: n
Santa: i had to re-render wiht a new codec
Santa: and everything was offsync
Gwunty: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFF
Santa: audio and video was off by 0.3 seconds
Santa: its k
Santa: new codec will render faster
Santa: since it will use ALL MY FUCKING CORES
Gwunty: o
Santa: ACTIVATEING QUAD CORE FUNCTIONALITY
Santa: INITIATEING NITROGEN COOLING
Santa: SELF OVERCLOCKING TO 3.4 GHERTZ
Gwunty: BUT SUDDENLY
Gwunty: NIGGERS!
Santa: RENDERING IN PROGRESS
Santa: FUCK SIR THE CPU IS AT 90 DEGREES CELCIUS
Santa: INITIATING NIGGER POWERED FANS
Santa: FUCK! THERE IS NO KFC LEFT FOR THEM TO CHASE AFTER
Gwunty: SIR
Gwunty: ITS NOT COOLING DOWN FAST ENOUGH
Santa: FUCK THIS SIDE OF THE EARTH IS MELTING
Gwunty: WE NEED MORE NIGGERS
Gwunty: UNLESS
Santa: OH SHI- OZONE IS FUCCIN UP MENG
Gwunty: WE UNLESH
Santa: I GOT IT
Gwunty: THE
Santa: ILL PEE ON IT
Gwunty: WHITE BITCHES
Santa: OH SHI-
Gwunty: NO NEED SIR
Santa: GET SOME GUIDOS HERE STAT!
Gwunty: UNLESH THE WHITE BITCHES
Santa: RENDER IS ALMOST DONE SIR
Gwunty: RESTART THE NIGGER POWERED FANS
Santa: OH FUCK WE ARE LOSING RAM SPACE
Santa: CLOSEING FIREFOX
Gwunty: CLOSE EVERYTHING
Gwunty: SHIT DAWG
Santa: AKDGJ:LSGS
Santa: SHITS GETTING REAL IN HERE
Santa: CLOSEING STEAM
Gwunty: END ALL PORCESSES
Santa: ALL RIGHT! AFTER EFFECTS IS USING ALL 8GB OF RAM SIR
Gwunty: YOU NEED MORE RAM
Santa: WHATS THIS EXPLORER.EXE SHIT?
Santa: CLOSEING THAT
Santa: IM NOT NO FUCCIN EXPLORER
Santa: MUST BE A FUCING VIRUS OR SOME SHIT
Gwunty: http://www.wildlifephotoart.com/acatalog/rams_fight_BDS-1_500.jpg
Gwunty: HERES SOME MORE RAMS
Santa: THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY IF AE WASNT USING ALL OF MY RAM
Santa: SIR THE FANS ARE GENERATING TORNADOES
Gwunty: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Gwunty: NO
Gwunty: NO
Gwunty: NO
Santa: HOLY SHIT THEY ARE TWISTING THE FABRIC OF SPACE
Gwunty: REMOVE THE NIGGERS AND GUIDOS
Santa: OH SHIT TIME IS GOING BACKWARDS
Gwunty: ITS TO POWERFULL
Gwunty: OHH MY GOD
Gwunty: WHAT THE FUCK
Santa: SIR THE RENDER PROGRESS IS GOING BACKWARDS
Santa: SIR!
Gwunty: NO
Santa: IM GOING IN!
Gwunty: NO
Gwunty: NO
Gwunty: NO
http://italy.theoffside.com/files/2008/01/intermission.jpg
NOW FOR PART TWO

Gwunty: DONT DO IT MENG
Santa: IM DOING IT
Gwunty: ITS NOT WORTH IT
Santa: THIS CPU ISNT GUNNA COOL ITS SELF SIR
Gwunty: UNLESS
Gwunty: KOOL AID THAT SHIT
Santa: GIMME COOLAID
Gwunty: HOLY FUCK
Gwunty: HE MADE
Gwunty: A
Santa: I WILL COOL THIS SIR
Gwunty: FUCKING HOLE IN THE CPU
Gwunty: FUCK
Gwunty: FUCK
Gwunty: FUCK
Gwunty: FUCK
Santa: I GOT 5 GALLONS OF KOOL AID SIR
Santa: IM GOING IN
Gwunty: NOW THE NIGGERS
Santa: IF I DONT MAKE IT
Santa: TELL MY WIFE
Santa: "hi"
Gwunty: ARE DRINKING THE KOOL AID
*
Santa goes in
Gwunty: SHIT
Santa: FUCK IM GETTING YOUNGER THE CLOSER I GET TO IT
Santa: THE KOOL AID IS TURNING BACK INTO POWER SIR
Santa: POWDER
Gwunty: WHY IS THIS SHIT NOT DONE YET
Gwunty: FUCK
Santa: ILL HAVE TO MIX THIS WITH 5 GALLONS WORTH OF MY OWN BODY FLUIDS
Gwunty: DEE
Gwunty: IM SORRY
Santa: SIR?
Gwunty: YOU MUST CLOSE X-FIRE
Santa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gwunty: ITS TAKING UP TO MUCH MEMORY
Gwunty: WE NEED THIS DONE
Gwunty: NOW
<This user is now offline>

[Donut]

GENTLEMEN AND LADY
DONUT PRESENTS: THE OMEGLE HUNT FOR CP
as seen on http://z3.invisionfree.com/Donut_Headquarters/index.php?showtopic=44
spoilered for ridiculous length...
Attempt #1
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Attempt #2
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#3
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

etc...

Attempt #7
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
You: i swear to fucking god
You: if you disconnect
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

Attempt #8
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Attempt #9
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Stranger: yeo
You: is that a yes?
You: i need me some fucking cp. im losing my mind here
You: GOD DAMMIT YOU NIGGER TOUCAN, IM FUCKING STARVING OVER HERE
You: I NEED ME SOME FUCKING COCO PUFFS
Stranger: good
Stranger: u aint getting mine
Stranger: there all mine i say
You: DAMMIT
You: STOP FUCKING THIS UP. THIS IS MY GODDAMN FANTASY AND I WILL LIVE IT HOWEVER I DAMN WELL PLEASE
You: ASSHOLE
You have disconnected.

Attempt #10
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Stranger: YOU MUST BE CRAZY
Stranger: CALL ME IN
You: i fucking am
You: you know it
Stranger: 1-800-IM-NOT-DEPRESSEDANDLONELY-UNLIKE-YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#11
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#12
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: cp?
Stranger: dou you have msn?
You: no, do you have cp?
Stranger: what cp?
You: what
You: coco puffs
Stranger: noo
You: what kind of uncivilized hellhole are you from
Stranger: age?
You: bitch i wasnt asking you for that fucking cp
You: i was demanding
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#13
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Stranger: hi. do you like rock monkeys?
You: rock monkeys are cool, but do you have any cp?
Stranger: cp?
You: you uncivilized hippy
You: coco puffs obviously
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: coco puffs
Stranger: hahaha
You: hell yeah
You: do you have any
Stranger: hells yeah

oh fuck yes maybe this is the one...

Stranger: nah not on me
You: oh shit yes
Stranger: but in cupboard
You: well go get that shit and share it
Stranger: maybs
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: ill check
Stranger: brbr
Stranger: awww fuck we only have the coco pops
You: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
You have disconnected.

#14
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m/f
You: hi, got any cp?
You: ill make you a deal
Stranger: ok
You: if you can give me cp, ill tell you my m/f
Stranger: ok i will
Stranger: DALE!
Stranger: weal
Stranger: chode
Stranger: bruno
Stranger: brennan
You: im sorry what? what does that have to do with cp?
Stranger: butt buddie
Stranger: tittys
Stranger: pussy
You: you are totally missing the point
Stranger: dick
You: damnit
Stranger: no im not
You: really?
Stranger: your hot babe
You: fuck
You have disconnected.

#15
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Stranger: NL de gekste
You: do you have any cp?
Stranger: wat is cp ??
You: what the fuck, what kind of household did you grow up in
You: youve never heard of coco puffs
Stranger: nope
You: holy shit
You: i didnt know they had computers in kenya
You have disconnected.

#16
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Stranger: what?
You: cp.
You: do you have any
Stranger: no
You: well then youre just fucking useless then arnt you
You have disconnected.

#17
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Stranger: OTTOMAN EMPİRE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#18
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Stranger: ?
You: oh for f.... coco puffs
You: havent you ever heard of coco puffs?
Stranger: noooooooooo
Stranger: m/f?
You: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT KIND OF COUNTRY ARE YOU DEPRIVED BASTARDS BEING RAISED 1IN
You: FOR FUCKS SAKE.
You have disconnected.

#19
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Stranger: cp..
You: oh good you know what im talking about
You: do you have any?
Stranger: whhaaat :=
You: oh... coco puffs?
You: ever heard of them?
Stranger: yes
You: ok cool
You: do you have any?
Stranger: coco pops?
You: no, coco puffs
You: PUFFS
You: not POPS
Stranger: what that?
Stranger: ;)
You: omfg....
Stranger: the ceriols?

oh shit

You: yes
Stranger: yes i have

this is it!

You: oh shit yes
You: can i have some?
Stranger: haha right.
Stranger: why dont you have any?
You: because theres 4 feet of frozen snow in front of my house
You: so im essentially trapped in ice
You: but thats beside the point
You: whats up with those coco puffs
Stranger: its snow here too..but not that much hahah

COME ON LETS DO THIS!

Stranger: the chocolate taste
You: yeah shits delicious
You: which is why im asking for some
Stranger: I cant send you..hah

SON OF A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!

You: f... ok then
You: have a nice day sir
You have disconnected.


At this point i wasnt sure if i had the power to continue this futile charade, but sheer force of will succeeded to bring you attempt 20
#20
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Stranger: ?
You: you dont know what cp is?
Stranger: no
You: coco puffs?
Stranger: im 11 f nyc you?
You: ever heard of them
Stranger: nope
You: youre telling me youre a kid in new york city and youve never heard of coco puffs
Stranger: Imcould be a 45 year old man from texas for all you know
You: you are absolutely right
Stranger: SO SHUTUP NIGGER
You: all i know is what you tell me, and even that isnt true as far as i know
You: wow rude
You: youve got a mouth for an 11 year old
Stranger: Sorry
You: i just asked for some coco puffs
You: damn
Stranger: I just hate black people
You: im not black bro
You: you have me confused with the coco puff mascot
Stranger: They caused hurricane katrina and 9 11
You: well im assuming that since you hate black people and coco puffs are the same color as black people, you dont have any coco puffs
You: am i right?
Stranger: Correct
You: good.
You have disconnected.

Dammit.

#21
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#22
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Stranger: your mother is a dog and I am gonna fuck her in her ass
You: that has absolutely nothing to do with cp
Stranger: http://omegle.com/
You: yes, that is where we are...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#23
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: What?
You: do you have any cp?
Stranger: What cp?
You: what country are you from
Stranger: Oh i am korean
You: ok maybe thats why
You: you dont have coco puffs in korea?
You: do you know what coco puffs are?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#24
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl pls
Stranger: cp?
Stranger: what is it
You: coco puffs
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#25
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Stranger: hey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#26
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Stranger: ？
You: you dont know what cp is?
Stranger: my english is poor
You: oh hell
You: coco puffs
You: its a cereal
Stranger: so i don't quite enderstand
You: do you know what coco puffs are
Stranger: no
You: ok
You: well
You: they are a cereal
You: good day
You have disconnected.

#27
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#28
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Stranger: STOP
You: damn bro im just asking for some cp
Stranger: sorry, i'm in a twitchy mood :)
You: thats fine
You: if you have cp
You: do you?
Stranger: i do
Stranger: not know what it is
Stranger: so no.
You: coco puffs?
You: you dont know what coco puffs are?
Stranger: DUDE i have them in the cupboard!

OMFG!!!

You: oh no fucking way
You: you wanna get them for me
You: and give me some
Stranger: depends, i like to be paid to be a slave for people.
Stranger: i'll fetch them if you pay me.

god damnit...

You: shit
You: alright what do you want
Stranger: whatever you got
You: what
You: dammit
You: that doesnt help
You: iv got alot of stuff
Stranger: well just gimme all your, stuff.
You: what
You: fuck that man im just asking for some cereal
Stranger: my cereals special though
Stranger: limited edition
You: come on youre the first guy in like 20 people who actually knows wtf im talking about
You: special edition cereal
You: what the fuck
Stranger: guy? you mean girl.
yes, it has toys in it like back in the old days.
You: YOURE NOT A FUCKING FEMALE. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR CEREAL
You have disconnected.

prick.

#29
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cp?
Stranger: what??
You: what country are you from
Stranger: england, you?
You: youre from england and youve never heard of cp/
Stranger: nopee
You: coco puffs?
You: seriously?
Stranger: oh :|
You: oh so you have heard of them
Stranger: the cereal right?
You: yea
You: ok
You: cool were both on the same page here
You: now
You: do you HAVE any coco puffs
Stranger: nopee, i have coco rocks though
You: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
You have disconnected.

#30
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HIII!
You: do you have any cp?
Stranger: any?
Stranger: do you speak english?
You: obviously...\
Stranger: no, you do not!
You: bro this is an easy question: do you have any cp?
You: yes or no
Stranger: its not called ANY cp
Stranger: and im not a guy
You: YOURE NOT A FUCKING WOMAN
You: I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU SAY
Stranger: do you know what cp is?
You: THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
You: get the FUCK out
You: FUCK.
You have disconnected.

#31
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: got any cp?
Stranger: nope:(
You: none at all?
You: how the hell do you live with yourself
Stranger: :o
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

somebody is offended :U

#32
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: got any cp?
Stranger: ..?
You: coco puffs
Stranger: no but i have CORN POPS

holy shit is this it?

You: oh shit
Stranger: and reeses!
You: ohhh shit
Stranger: hahahahaah
You: reeses pieces?
Stranger: naah the cereal silleh!

FUCK YES OMFG

You: oh fuck you best be sending some of that shit my way
Stranger: -sends stranger reeeses puffs thro computer-
You: FUCKING YES
You: HIGH FIVE
Stranger: YUSH
Stranger: hahahah
You have disconnected.

SUCCESS! FUCK YEAH :D

[DarkHalo003]

"Is your child on a failure streak?" - Huntington Learning Center.

[DEElekgolo]

<Ifafudafi> People get three monitors for one of three reasons (or any combination)
<Ifafudafi> 1. Way too much fucking money
<Ifafudafi> 2. They're faggots who judge their self worth by their resolution
<Ifafudafi> 3. They're freelancer
ye

[Cortexian]

ye
I'm my own option because I don't fit into the other two categories.

Neat!

[Heathen]

Or both. Hth.

[Cortexian]

Not at all.

hth~

[kid908]

Dividing by Zero...it would be alot easier to explain it to a rock than this guy...


[22:04] PILO㓀: 0 = nothing so dividing by it means you are taking nothing away from the number...0/9 = 9 hence 0 is nothing
[22:04] 孩子九零八: lmao
[22:04] 孩子九零八: your math is wrong
[22:04] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is dividing zero by 9
[22:05] 孩子九零八: 9/0 is dividing 9 by zero
[22:05] PILO㓀: oh yeah
[22:05] PILO㓀: so it = -9 right?
[22:05] 孩子九零八: no
[22:05] 孩子九零八: it's not calculable
[22:05] PILO㓀: yeah
[22:05] PILO㓀: becuase you are taking 9 from 0
[22:05] 孩子九零八: no
[22:05] PILO㓀: so you subract it
[22:05] 孩子九零八: you're dividing
[22:05] PILO㓀: yes
[22:05] PILO㓀: but ...well
[22:05] 孩子九零八: ok look at this way
[22:05] 孩子九零八: you have 9 apples
[22:05] PILO㓀: i understand
[22:06] 孩子九零八: when you divide it by one
[22:06] 孩子九零八: you're putting it into 1 group
[22:06] PILO㓀: but.. you cant divide 9 by nothing
[22:06] 孩子九零八: so you still have 9 left
[22:06] 孩子九零八: you divide 9 apples into 3 groups
[22:06] PILO㓀: but.. you cant divide by nothing
[22:06] 孩子九零八: you have 3 in each group
[22:06] 孩子九零八: if you have 9 apples and divide it into 0 groups
[22:06] 孩子九零八: you can't
[22:06] PILO㓀: your right
[22:06] 孩子九零八: you have 9 apples
[22:06] PILO㓀: so.. its then nothing.
[22:06] 孩子九零八: but no groups
[22:07] 孩子九零八: no
[22:07] 孩子九零八: it's something
[22:07] PILO㓀: so.. the answer is nothing
[22:07] PILO㓀: becuase you didnt have anything to bwgin with
[22:07] 孩子九零八: but it can't be answered
[22:07] PILO㓀: ..yes.
[22:07] PILO㓀: its nothing lol
[22:07] 孩子九零八: no
[22:07] PILO㓀: you took away from nothing
[22:07] 孩子九零八: you still have 9 apples
[22:07] PILO㓀: witch is imossible becuase nothing is nothing
[22:07] PILO㓀: no you dont
[22:07] 孩子九零八: but you're dividing it into 0 groups
[22:07] 孩子九零八: meaning
[22:07] PILO㓀: you never had 9
[22:07] 孩子九零八: you have the apples
[22:07] 孩子九零八: but you don't
[22:07] PILO㓀: you had 0
[22:07] PILO㓀: 0/9
[22:07] PILO㓀: you have nothing
[22:07] PILO㓀: so you didnt do anything
[22:07] PILO㓀: so its 0
[22:08] 孩子九零八: why are americans so lame at math
[22:08] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is you dividing nothing into 9 groups
[22:08] PILO㓀: why are you thinking there is somthing?
[22:08] PILO㓀: yes
[22:08] 孩子九零八: so you have 9 groups of nothing
[22:08] PILO㓀: but you cant
[22:08] PILO㓀: exactly
[22:08] 孩子九零八: but 9/0
[22:08] PILO㓀: and what is 9 groups of nothing? its ... NOTHING
[22:08] 孩子九零八: is totally different
[22:08] PILO㓀: so?
[22:08] PILO㓀: we arent debating that yet
[22:09] PILO㓀: what is 1 group of 1?
[22:09] 孩子九零八: you have 9 objects. but you have no groups. so the 9 objects can't exist, but you do have 9 objects. it's a paradox. You have 9 objects but you don't have 9 objects at the same time
[22:09] 孩子九零八: 1
[22:10] PILO㓀: no its not!! you never had the 9!!
[22:10] PILO㓀: its 0!! you had nothing to begin with!
[22:10] 孩子九零八: no
[22:10] PILO㓀: your an idiot
[22:10] 孩子九零八: you had 0 groups
[22:10] PILO㓀: no
[22:10] 孩子九零八: but you have 9 objects
[22:10] PILO㓀: 9 groups
[22:10] 孩子九零八: no
[22:10] PILO㓀: idiot
[22:10] PILO㓀: 9/1= 9 groups
[22:11] 孩子九零八: no
[22:11] 孩子九零八: 9/1 = 9 objects in 1 group
[22:11] PILO㓀: 0/9 = 0 object 9 groups
[22:11] PILO㓀: so yeah..
[22:11] 孩子九零八: 9/2 means 9 objects in 2 groups
[22:11] PILO㓀: what ever woops failed there but..
[22:11] PILO㓀: ok..
[22:11] 孩子九零八: 9/0 = nine objects in 0 groups
[22:11] 孩子九零八: if you're dividing.
[22:11] PILO㓀: 0/9 = 0 objects and 9=groups
[22:11] PILO㓀: so shut the fuck up
[22:11] PILO㓀: 0 objects
[22:12] PILO㓀: you have nothing
[22:12] 孩子九零八: lmao
[22:12] 孩子九零八: dude
[22:12] 孩子九零八: that's not dividing by 0
[22:12] 孩子九零八: that's dividing 0
[22:12] 孩子九零八: dividing by 0 and dividing 0 is totally different
[22:12] PILO㓀: NO!!
[22:12] PILO㓀: its a fraction... its 0over9
[22:12] 孩子九零八: 9/0 = dividing by 0
0/9 = dividing 0
[22:12] PILO㓀: witch is = to 0.09 witch = nothing
[22:13] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is possible
[22:13] 孩子九零八: 9/0 is not
[22:13] PILO㓀: ..omg..
[22:13] PILO㓀: ok.. let me put it this way
[22:13] PILO㓀: 0/9... your 9 of nothing right?
[22:13] 孩子九零八: yes 9 groups of nothing
[22:13] PILO㓀: so. its 0 ove 9 for each
[22:14] PILO㓀: 0 over 9 = 0.09
[22:14] 孩子九零八: ...
[22:14] 孩子九零八: no 0/9 is still 0
[22:14] PILO㓀: harumbe
[22:14] 孩子九零八: 9^(-2) = .09
[22:14] PILO㓀: o
[22:14] PILO㓀: so?
[22:14] PILO㓀: then whats 0/9? 9.0000000000 ?
[22:15] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is still 0
[22:15] PILO㓀: ok
[22:15] PILO㓀: so its 0
[22:15] PILO㓀: becuase you took 9 from nothing
[22:15] 孩子九零八: you
[22:15] PILO㓀: and you cant take from nothing so its nothing.
[22:15] PILO㓀: 0
[22:15] 孩子九零八: you divided nothing by 9
[22:15] PILO㓀: no
[22:15] PILO㓀: ..becuase that would still be 9
[22:15] 孩子九零八: if you took 9 from nothing it's
[22:15] 孩子九零八: 0-9
[22:15] PILO㓀: you dumb ass
[22:15] PILO㓀: it would still be 9
[22:15] PILO㓀: 0/9 = nothing
[22:16] 孩子九零八: wtf is wrong with you!?
[22:16] 孩子九零八: yes
[22:16] PILO㓀: lol
[22:16] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is 0
[22:16] PILO㓀: exactly!
[22:16] PILO㓀: omfg.. god..
[22:16] PILO㓀: that was to hard
[22:16] PILO㓀: we solverd it. do-
[22:16] * PILO㓀 explodes
[22:16] 孩子九零八: wtf is wrong with you!?
[22:16] 孩子九零八: this is fucking going up on a forum
[22:16] * PILO㓀 exploded into like a bazillion peices and stuff
[22:19] PILO㓀: meekotonah (11:19:52 PM): oh.. and 0/9 = 0 becuase 0=nothing and you cannot take anything away from nothing. so. the end result of nothing will always be nothing.
meekotonah (11:20:41 PM): withc. also means you cannot subtract from nothing because nothing is te absence. so negative numbers are a lie becuase you cannot be less than nothing
[22:20] 孩子九零八: go back to 4 grade or something cuz you need to relearn math
[22:20] PILO㓀: lol
[22:21] PILO㓀: dude
[22:21] PILO㓀: ..whats wrong with that huh?
[22:22] 孩子九零八: wtf
[22:22] 孩子九零八: dividng and subtracting are 2 different things
[22:22] 孩子九零八: tell him to go back to math class
[22:23] PILO㓀: ...(me = meek)
[22:23] PILO㓀: its my other account
[22:23] 孩子九零八: oh well you need to go back to math class
[22:23] PILO㓀: why?
[22:24] 孩子九零八: you're pulling shit out of your ass that's why. how the fuck did you get from 0/9 to 0.09!?
[22:24] PILO㓀: that was easlyer and i fucked up on tha
[22:24] PILO㓀: t
[22:24] PILO㓀: but in the mean time it = nothing becuase you cannot cut nothing into 9 sperate peices
[22:24] PILO㓀: if there is no pie you cant cut it
[22:25] 孩子九零八: that's not dividing by zero!?
[22:25] PILO㓀: yes it is
[22:25] 孩子九零八: that's dividing 0
[22:25] 孩子九零八: omfg
[22:25] PILO㓀: what the fuck is wrong with you
[22:25] * 孩子九零八 wants to fucking kill PIL0
[22:25] PILO㓀: its not 9/0 its 0/9!! god you fuck twat
[22:25] PILO㓀: and its PILOT!! T!@! !!TTTTT!!T!!!!
[22:25] PILO㓀: ok ok ok.. here.. simplifie
[22:26] PILO㓀: 0=nothing. 9=the ammount we want to spli it in. the ie of nothing cannot be cut into 9 parts becuase the pie of nothing doesnt exist
[22:26] 孩子九零八: no
[22:26] 孩子九零八: that's dividing zero
[22:26] PILO㓀: not cutting the pie into 0 peices
[22:26] PILO㓀: no its not
[22:26] 孩子九零八: here's dividing by zero
[22:26] PILO㓀: its dividing by
[22:26] PILO㓀: but you cant
[22:27] PILO㓀: becuase its nothing
[22:27] PILO㓀: its not the same thing turned around
[22:27] PILO㓀: its opposit that
[22:27] 孩子九零八: you have X number of objects, and want to slpit it into 0 groups
[22:27] PILO㓀: its nothing
[22:27] PILO㓀: why?
[22:27] PILO㓀: thast not 0/9 that 9/0
[22:27] PILO㓀: you idiot
[22:27] 孩子九零八: yes
[22:27] 孩子九零八: that's dividing by zero
[22:27] PILO㓀: we arnt doing that!
[22:27] PILO㓀: ..........
[22:27] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is dividing by 9
[22:27] PILO㓀: >/.>
[22:27] PILO㓀: ok u win
[22:28] PILO㓀: i failed hardcore to hellllllll
[22:28] 孩子九零八: yes
[22:28] PILO㓀: lol sorry brpo
[22:28] PILO㓀: bro..
[22:28] PILO㓀: ok!!
[22:28] PILO㓀: thats taking nothing from 9
[22:28] PILO㓀: so its 9
[22:28] PILO㓀: hu derp
[22:29] PILO㓀: so.. i win either way anyways
[22:29] * 孩子九零八 face palm
[22:29] 孩子九零八: you know what
[22:29] 孩子九零八: forget it
[22:29] PILO㓀: lol why?
[22:29] 孩子九零八: you don't understand math
[22:29] PILO㓀: yes i do
[22:29] PILO㓀: 0 = nothing
[22:29] PILO㓀: no matter how much you try
[22:29] PILO㓀: 0 is nothing
[22:30] PILO㓀: you cant take from or creat nothing!
[22:30] PILO㓀: so trying to cut a cake into nothing means its still a whole cake
[22:30] PILO㓀: so its still the 9!
[22:30] PILO㓀: 9/0 = 9 becuase you didnt do anything to it!
[22:31] * 孩子九零八 face palm
[22:31] PILO㓀: your an idio
[22:31] PILO㓀: t
[22:31] PILO㓀: i hve no idea whats going on in your head but..
[22:31] PILO㓀: your a fucking twatwaffle

孩子九零八 is me.

There's so many math errors I wanna kill myself. What are people being taught nowadays?

[p0lar_bear]

A simpler way to explain it is:

x/0 is always equal to "OSHI-".

[ICEE]

^ god its like having a conversation with chains

[Donut]

never before have i read something that has enflamed me more than that did. im angry in that WHY DOES SOCIETY LET YOU GET AWAY WITH BEING SO FUCKING STUPID kind of way.

you should delete his C drive and throw his keyboard out a window.

[Chainsy]

^ god its like having a conversation with chains
Trolling is a art. :allears:

[Gwunty]

but you suck at art chains :v:

[Heathen]

but you suck at art chains :v:

lol

[Chainsy]

but you suck at art chains :v:
Says the beanz with the shit beats he always tries to force on me durin chat sessions :realsmug:

[ICEE]

Trolling is a art. :allears:

Daw you aint got nothin to teach me or no one. :allears:

[Chainsy]

Or do I?
Gwunty: I lold
Chainsy: ahhaha
Gwunty: your such a shitty trole
Chainsy: no srs your songs are gud
Chainsy: :3
Gwunty: except there not
Chainsy: youre like the future 2pac
Chainsy: or wait
Chainsy: NELLY
Chainsy: YOURE LIKE NELLY
Gwunty: fuck that shit I dont fuckign rap you nigger
Chainsy: what man youre good as them
Chainsy: you can do it!!
Chainsy: left right left
Chainsy: we all fall down
Chainsy: like toy soldiers
Chainsy: i dig ya man

[Gwunty]

PROTIP: thats not trolling

[Chainsy]

What's not trolling? I genuinely think you're an amazing song writer!!!!
One day you'll be as famous as Lil Wayne and I'll be like, I knew that that guy!!
:allears: