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[LlamaMaster]

Experiment time. Time to start thread number 3. Someone can start it by quoting this post.
Seriously, what the hell zeph?

[Zeph]

We'll see. If I'm wrong, I'll just merge this back in to the old thread.

[Bastinka]

Seriously, what the hell zeph?
Exactly why I left modacity for a while. :downs:

[Bodzilla]

We'll see. If I'm wrong, I'll just merge this back in to the old thread.
i think it's actually a good idea and one i've been thinking about for a while.

i think these HUGE threads can be causing a bit of the strain on the server, cause i know it takes 5x longer to load hten any of the others.

[Rob Oplawar]

Not that it's any huge inconvenience for this to have been moved to a new thread, but I can't help but be curious as to what you're doing and feel kind of annoyed that you're not telling us.

edit: what Bod said was my guess, but I figured I might be biased because my forum system, which now supports almost all of the features of vBulletin, doesn't have that problem.

[ExAm]

Whatever

[16:29] Ollie: Whelp, it's official. Civilization is over. Let's just launch the nukes and have done with it.
[16:29] Ollie: You read it right -- Konami's rhythm-and-dance game that's been cited as a way to get chubby gamers off their keisters is about to sit them back down again with a new off-Broadway musical called Dance Dance Revolution.

The comedic musical stage production depicts a futuristic Orwellian society where dancing is illegal. That's until a prophet named Moonbeam Funk shows up to motivate a group of street thugs with dance skills. Promotions for the play cite that the play is loosely inspired by the game, features a Footloose appeal, buckets of free beer, and a cast of "40 really attractive, barely-clothed young actors."
[16:30] imod53: .................................................. ....................
[16:30] Ollie: Yeah.
[16:30] imod53: is this a joke?
[16:30] Ollie: I wish I could tell you it was.
[16:30] Ollie: http://www.gamedaily.com/games/dance-dance-revolution-disney-grooves/wii/game-features/dancedancerevolution--the-musical/
[16:30] imod53: .
[16:31] imod53: okay
[16:31] imod53: time to go on a homicidal rampage
[16:31] imod53: brb
[16:31] Ollie: save some for me
[16:31] imod53: be fast
[16:31] imod53: i can't guarantee that they won't all be dead by the time you get there

[n00b1n8R]

ACoLOL-Selentic: also why the hate for crysis
ACoLOL-Selentic: !
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: because it's like that pretty boy at school
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: sure he's nice on the eyes and you sometimes get strange feelings for him
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: but you know he's about as deep as a wading pool
ACoLOL-Selentic: I already had sex with my crysis box
ACoLOL-Selentic: Felt pretty good too
ACoLOL-Selentic: Here Ill describe it for you
ACoLOL-Selentic: it was like putting my dick through an assembly line for asian people
dot

[TeeKup]

I can't tell you how many encounters I'd had with the "pretty" boy at my school...

[FluffyDuckyâ„¢]

Did you accidentally trip over in front of him causing your face to say hello to his manly parts?

[Bodzilla]

[17:29] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: dude
[17:29] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: that jean luc dude
[17:29] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: called your house
[17:30] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: a "living environment"
[17:30] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: GAY ALERT CAPTAIN
[17:30] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WE HAVE A LEVEL 5
[17:30] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: THEIR FIRING THEIR FURSUITS CAPTAIN, WE CAN'T STAND UP THIS THIS LEVEL OF FAGGYNESS FOR MUCH LONGER
[17:30] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: CAPTAIN, THEIR HALING US
[17:31] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: "greetings captain, we shall spare your lives if you promise to simply come peacefully aboard our ships, dress in a fursuit of our choosing and become our eternal sex slaves"
[17:31] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: NEVER YOU INTERNET SCUM
[17:31] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LET FLY THE TROLLS
[17:31] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ACTIVATE THE INTERNET HATE MACHINE
[17:32] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: CAPTAIN, WEABOO'S OFF THE STARBORD BOW
[17:32] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: REPORT FOR A SPANKING WHEN THIS IS OVER PRIVATE, PREPARE TO DEPLOY OUR TROLL FIGHTERS
[17:32] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: THIS IS RED SEVEN, TAKING UP FORMATION
[17:32] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: k i'm done
[17:34] The Real Ziz Lady: you've thought about that for some time havnt you
[17:34] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: actually no
[17:34] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: well
[17:34] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: not consciously
[17:34] The Real Ziz Lady: thats more disturbing

...

[Bodzilla]

[18:27] The Real Ziz Lady: i died a little inside
[18:27] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: yeah?
[18:27] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: well I got hit-on by a tranny today.
[18:27] The Real Ziz Lady: oh dude
[18:27] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: I know
[18:27] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: at first I was all like "I'd tap that" then it spoke
[18:28] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :gonk:
[18:30] The Real Ziz Lady: :gonk:

[FluffyDuckyâ„¢]

Me and Dano; years ago.

[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: how many mins should i wrm up lasagnia
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: duno how to spel it
Ã�??T †: um
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: in microwave
Ã�??T †: 4 min
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: :O
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: 4
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: hmm 3
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: lol
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: brb
Ã�??T †: ok
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: OMFG
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE
Ã�??T †: ?
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: HOLLY SHIT
Ã�??T †: WHAT
Ã�??T †: WHAT
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: FUCKKK!!!
Ã�??T †: DUDE
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: I BLEW TI UP
Ã�??T †: WTF
Ã�??T †: BLEW WHAT
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: MICROWAVE
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: aaAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ã�??T †: :O
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: FUCKKKKK
Ã�??T †: :O
Ã�??T †: WELL FUCJ
Ã�??T †: STOP TALKING TO ME
Ã�??T †: GET THE FUCKIN FIREBRIGADE
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: LMFAO!!
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: LMFAO!!
Ã�??T †: i hate you
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: U FELL FOR IT BAD!
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: HAHAHAHA
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: omg u made me laugh
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: hahahahaha!!!!
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: HAHAHAHAHAH
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: IM STILL AUGHING
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: LMFAO
Ã�??T †: dont joke about tah shit
Ã�??T †: i have relatives who died when theyre house burnt down
Ã�??T †: :(
Ã�??T †: dickhead
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: really
Ã�??T †: :(
Ã�??T †: fuck you
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: or are you being llike dice
Ã�??T †: wtf?
Ã�??T †: im fuckin serious
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: nvm
Ã�??T †: dont oke about that shit
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: k
Ã�??T †: :(
Ã�??T †: oi
Ã�??T †: ooi
[MF�] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: .
Ã�??T †: LMFAO U GOT OWNED BACK BITCH
Ã�??T †: !!!
Ã�??T †: !!!
Ã�??T †: !!!

[DaneO'Roo]

lmao, I remember when I made the first one. I remember people trolled cause they thought it would be a stupid thread. Then Whip locked it.

:memories:

*e* LOL DUCKY. Old shit is OLD.

[n00b1n8R]

Not that we've seen it 4 times before or anything. :p

[PlasbianX]

plasbianx1337: MOTHER
plasbianx1337: FUCKER
plasbianx1337: MY
plasbianx1337: PHONE DIED
plasbianx1337: BEFORE I COULD GET MY SD CARD
plasbianx1337: AND TRANSFER THE NUDES OF MY GF OFF OF IT
plasbianx1337: FUCK
plasbianx1337: FUCK
plasbianx1337: FUCK
Rentafence5: get rid of those quick
Rentafence5: you could go to jail for that shit
plasbianx1337: nah
Rentafence5: yeah
plasbianx1337: im not 18
Rentafence5: doesnt matter
plasbianx1337: ?
Rentafence5: your girlfriend is under 18 right
plasbianx1337: Yeah
plasbianx1337: so am I though
Rentafence5: you have nudes of her right
plasbianx1337: yeah
Rentafence5: so you have child porn
Rentafence5: your going to jail
plasbianx1337: shes coming with me
Rentafence5: true
Rentafence5: shes creating it
plasbianx1337: oh yes.
Rentafence5: and adding to the problem by distributing it
Rentafence5: and also abusing minors by taking pictures of herself
Rentafence5: isnt US law fun?
plasbianx1337: lol.
plasbianx1337: I meant she has pics too
Rentafence5: OH GOD OF YOU? D:

*later*

Rentafence5: <link removed>
plasbianx1337: MY EARS
plasbianx1337: THEY
plasbianx1337: BLEEED
plasbianx1337: OMG
plasbianx1337: OMG
plasbianx1337: OMG
plasbianx1337: OMG
plasbianx1337: OMG
Rentafence5: raped
plasbianx1337: OMG
plasbianx1337: ASKLKASKLALSKSKJLAJ
plasbianx1337: also, cocks.
Rentafence5: add this to the convo also
Rentafence5: , cocks

[mech]

Buddie of mine forwarded me a craigslist job opening in my area, I lold.



Hiya, how's it going? I am a recently unemployed 20 year old with a substance abuse problem, (it's not really a problem, I'm pretty good at it) a cache of unused money, and way too much free time.
What I'm looking to do is find a decent looking woman, vacant minded or not, to get drunk (or just plain fucked up) as piss with me and the proceed to fuck my dick off, as close to literally as possible.
I am a decent looking dude, with an average sized dick and above average sized balls. I wear a lot of plaid flannel shirts, I listen to metal, and I drink a lot of whiskey.
I'm looking for an 18-35 year old woman willing to do aforementioned things to my person. I don't really care what you look like as long as you aren't ugly as shit or fatter than shit.
If you're interested shoot me a line with a picture and I'll get back to you.

[ultama121]

:O
Some bitch is going to be happy.

[Bastinka]

[18:38] Silentwindpl: looks gay
[18:38] Shnafuhrer: much like your posting
[18:38] Silentwindpl: :'[
[18:38] Silentwindpl: </3
[18:38] Shnafuhrer: lol
[18:38] Silentwindpl: can i start to make sweet love to you?
[18:39] Shnafuhrer: yeah, bend over
[18:39] Silentwindpl: :'[
[18:39] Silentwindpl: your just full of comebacks today
[18:39] Silentwindpl: arent you
[18:39] Silentwindpl: padawan.. ?
[18:40] Shnafuhrer: only comeback you know about is when i scrape my load off of yo...
[18:40] Shnafuhrer: i'll stop there
[18:40] Silentwindpl: D:

[Skill]

Skill: Okay faggot, you can goes fuck yourself.
KG-KaZe: cool grammar bro
Skill: you'reself
Skill: happy?
KG-KaZe: yes

[CN3089]

18.04.35 <+Malf> AltGr is a modifier key on PC keyboards used to type many characters, primarily ones that are unusual for the locale of the keyboard layout, such as currency symbols and accented letters. If a key has a third symbol on it (on the front vertical face or the bottom right of the key top, sometimes in a different colour), then AltGr can often be used to type that character.
18.04.57 <+Trkle> we dont have accents n shit
18.04.59 <+Trkle> we're not mexican
18.05.06 <+Agent_Kurosawa> fuck accents
18.05.07 <+Agent_Kurosawa> got damn
18.07.57 <+seal> IM A PURE AMURRICAN FUCK FUNNY ACCENTS AND THINGS THAT AREN'T LIKE US
18.08.09 <+CN3089`PEEELS> THIS IS ARE COUNTRY
18.08.14 <+Agent_Kurosawa> BOOTSTRAPS
18.08.19 <+Trkle> we run dis bish


fuk da uk http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-911.gif

[ExAm]

^I lol'd

[blind]

[18:52:44] <CN3089`PEEELS> MO is pretty far away from ON!
[18:52:56] <CN3089`PEEELS> almost as far away as the MOON

hilarious

[CN3089]

[18:52:44] <CN3089`PEEELS> MO is pretty far away from ON!
[18:52:56] <CN3089`PEEELS> almost as far away as the MOON

hilarious
18.52.26 <+tpblind> its almost
18.52.27 <+CN3089`PEEELS> ha! ha!
18.52.28 <+tpblind> FUCK YOU CN
18.52.36 <+CN3089`PEEELS> yase

(one of us needs to sync our time mister)

[Disaster]

Disasterâ„¢: sup
Disasterâ„¢: nice asian avatar :U
Joshflighter: thats my gf :|
Disasterâ„¢: heh
Disasterâ„¢: orly?
Joshflighter: noooo
Joshflighter: its my sister
Joshflighter: I post my sis in xfire
Disasterâ„¢: oh ok
Joshflighter: hurr
Joshflighter: no
Disasterâ„¢: :(
Joshflighter: its my gf really
Joshflighter: Why would I post my sister?
Joshflighter: :\
Disasterâ„¢: how old are you?
Joshflighter: 16
Joshflighter: lol
Disasterâ„¢: because she number 1 prostitue in all of Kazachstan?
Joshflighter: stfu
Joshflighter: its not funny
Disasterâ„¢: :D
Disasterâ„¢: have you ever seen that movie?
Joshflighter: borat?
Joshflighter: :|
Disasterâ„¢: yap'
Joshflighter: gofd
Joshflighter: you made me laugh
Disasterâ„¢: :P
Joshflighter: But no
Joshflighter: I dont like jokes aobut my gf
Disasterâ„¢: borat makes lulz ensure
Joshflighter: my friends are pervs at school... so I dont really care.. but yea
Disasterâ„¢: i was talking about your sister :evil plan:
Joshflighter: my sister?
Joshflighter: wtf?
Disasterâ„¢: >:D
Disasterâ„¢: :plan foiled:
Disasterâ„¢: :(

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

[02:20] bjspeedster7: so
[02:20] bjspeedster7: I was
[02:20] bjspeedster7: thinkin
[02:20] bjspeedster7: would it be wrong
[02:20] bjspeedster7: to get
[02:20] bjspeedster7: kinky
[02:20] bjspeedster7: w/ an xbox controller?
[02:20] Ci A S word: wat

o.o

[StankBacon]

[13:38] my sis: mahaha
[13:38] me: i just posted a bulletin
[13:39] me: http://a121.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/9/l_9636b61c2044b96b5157d74ff80c3688.jpg
[13:39] my sis: lol OH MY GOD IS GONNA SHOOT IT?!?!?!?!
[13:40] me: hahaha

[Phobias]

Super Mario says:
post thread gogogo
Super Mario says:
in thread
Corbin says:
haven't done/started mine
Corbin says:
will do it tomorrow
Corbin says:
to tired now
Corbin says:
talking on phone
Corbin says:
busy
Corbin says:
shhh
Super Mario says:
busy jacking off
Corbin says:
something like that
<user is offline>
Corbin says:
lol?

FYI; I'm talking on the phone while playing tetris on my DS.

[InnerGoat]

[13:38] my sis: mahaha
[13:38] me: i just posted a bulletin
[13:39] me: http://a121.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/9/l_9636b61c2044b96b5157d74ff80c3688.jpg
[13:39] my sis: lol OH MY GOD IS GONNA SHOOT IT?!?!?!?!
[13:40] me: hahaha

lol what. you people are strange :-3

[Bodzilla]

a random pm.

Hey teek can you get on AIM i need to talk to you. Its important.
FYI, i am not a spy.

[Phobias]

a random pm.

FYI, i am not a spy.

He wants you.

Deep inside him.

[Syuusuke]

a random pm.

FYI, i am not a spy.


Lol I think your teek disguise actually fooled someone.

[ExAm]

I lol'd

[FluffyDuckyâ„¢]

^ Same. :)

e:



- Leigh · beach dayz comming soon → lovez tanya · says:
if ur so smart mister, wats the quadratic formula?
- jacob nadine 21.06 VL. summerrr days says:
length x height x wide?

I LOLEDDDDDDDDDD

[Gwunty]

[mmt]bandicoot11 (bandicoot11): WHAT THE **** U SAY I WILL ******* TELL U NOW I HAVE SIT QUITE BUT U ARE ONE DUMB ****STAIN(wat?) NOW GO JERK OF IN A CORNER OR FINGER YOURSELF OR DO WHATEVER THE **** YOU WANT BTW I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO MODEL BUT UR MOM CAN
Pure gold.

[English Mobster]

Hitler: HEIL
Hitler: HEIL
Hitler: HEIL
▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀: Eit ist Ziet fer raiche
▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀: wir musin die juden asrotton@
▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀: !*
Hitler: ...
Hitler: im going to go commit suicide in a bunker now
Hitler: come with?
▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀: nah
▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀: cyanide bitch
Hitler: you fag. you're going to Achwitz
Hitler: which i cant spell
Hitler: which is why you'll be going there
Hitler: Grammar Nazis! Take him away!
▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀: Auschwitz
▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀: I think
Hitler: whatever. its full of carbon monoxid- I MEAN NICE SHOWERS
Hitler: GO, TAKE A SHOWER
Hitler: CREMATIO-I MEAN SANITATION IS HEALTHY
Hitler: YOU DONT BELIEVE ME? HERE, MY SOLDIERS ARE PLAYING WITH A KITTEN http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq80/Mudkipz47/NazisMotivator.jpg
Hitler: SEE??? no, no, of COURSE the kitten's NOT on a live grenade
.

[Skill]

Skill: go shove a fucking dildo up your ass you stupid cunt
CRITRAWKETS: but I don't own a wii
Skill: well played.

[Bodzilla]

[20:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: Admit it, 7 strings own
[20:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: because pissing off bass players is fun
[20:41] Dane: lmao
[20:41] Dane: xD

it so true it hurts.

[ExAm]

TheExAm: is my image broken in the pics thread or were you talking about mudkip's post?
TheExAm: wait
TheExAm: shit
CN3089: what
TheExAm: FUCK YOU LLAMA MASTER
CN3089: oh god!
TheExAm: STOP LOOKING LIKE CN
CN3089: zoeyzoeyzoey
FFFFECKING SPIES >:U

[LlamaMaster]

:embarrassed:

[CN3089]

<+scribbsi> my friend irl dinged 80
<+scribbsi> was like grats
<+Agent_Kurosawa> Did you tell him wow is for scrubs?
<+scribbsi> i don't need to shit on him
<+scribbsi> i mean
<+scribbsi> his girlfriend's face looks like a pelvis

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-pwn.gif

[Rob Oplawar]

stop doublepos-owait.

[ExAm]

[01:11] andrewjunwalker: dude
[01:11] andrewjunwalker: do you still have the tuts for halo demo modding
[01:11] imod53: oh, hello
[01:11] imod53: didn't hear you comein
[01:12] imod53: greetings
[01:12] imod53: *smokes pipe*
[01:12] imod53: I never modded the demo, sir
[01:12] andrewjunwalker: really?
[01:12] imod53: and if you're still modding the demo, trash it and go buy full for ten bucks
[01:12] imod53: oh right
[01:12] imod53: mac
[01:12] imod53: right
[01:12] imod53: well
[01:12] imod53: go buy a pc
[01:12] imod53: then buy it for ten bucks
[01:13] andrewjunwalker: dude
[01:13] andrewjunwalker: wtf.
[01:13] andrewjunwalker: i hate pc
[01:13] imod53: i used to
[01:13] andrewjunwalker: i have halo full on mac
[01:13] imod53: but AH SAW THE LIIIIIGHT
[01:13] imod53: wait
[01:13] imod53: then why are you modding the demo
[01:13] imod53: ARE YOU MAD, MAN?
[01:13] andrewjunwalker: dude
[01:14] andrewjunwalker: my internet isn't strong enough to host a mod on full
[01:14] andrewjunwalker: not much people play on full
[01:14] andrewjunwalker: well ma
[01:14] imod53: shit dude
[01:14] andrewjunwalker: ybe there are more people
[01:14] andrewjunwalker: but
[01:14] andrewjunwalker: halo demo people are better
[01:14] imod53: wtih the latest update there are at least 60 servers on PC/Mac full at any one time
[01:15] imod53: halo demo people are grenade whores and suck at banshee killing
[01:15] imod53: GO TO FULL IF YOU WANT SUM SKEEEELZ
[01:15] andrewjunwalker: well i don't have intel on my mac
[01:15] imod53: dude wtf
[01:15] imod53: you don't need intel for halo
[01:15] andrewjunwalker: for the latest update you do
[01:15] imod53: :|
[01:16] imod53: the fuckers didn't update the mac version to fix the server crash bug?
[01:16] andrewjunwalker: no
[01:16] imod53: HEINOUS CRIIIIIME
[01:16] imod53: SIR
[01:16] imod53: PC MAY BE BETTER BUT I DEFEND TO THE DEATH YOUR RIGHT TO HAVE A FULLY SUPPORTED AND WORKING GMAE
[01:17] imod53: *salutes, sheds a tear*
[01:17] imod53: *american flag waves in background*
[01:17] andrewjunwalker: um ok..
[01:17] imod53: GO FORTH AND BE MERRY
[01:17] imod53: tra la la la laaa
[01:17] imod53: *skips into the sunset*I love messing with old mac demo modders

[paladin]

"His speech smells like shit..."
"What?"
"He's talking right out of his ass"

[Bodzilla]

[09:36] The Real Ziz Lady: The Rise and fall of Ziggy stardust
[09:36] David Bowie: wat
[09:36] David Bowie: wat
[09:36] David Bowie: wat
[09:36] David Bowie: is that a kind of drug
[09:36] The Real Ziz Lady: good to know you dont know your own albums mister bowie
[09:36] David Bowie: oh
[09:36] David Bowie: no
[09:36] David Bowie: I dont
[09:36] David Bowie: lolol
[09:36] The Real Ziz Lady: Fail right there.

:fail: selentic.

[blind]

<a_baby_seal> fjfjfjfjejejejejfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjtjfjcjfjcjfjfjfjrj fjfjjvjvjvjvjrfjrjfjfjfjrjfjfjrjfjfjfjfjgjgjgjfjfj fjgjhjhjhjgjfjfjfjgjh

[Donut]

[22:59] =Σ= Hazard1337 (church897): fine
[22:59] =Σ= Hazard1337 (church897): hesus
[22:59] Chainsy (1chains1): hesus?
[22:59] Chainsy (1chains1): :D
[22:59] =Σ= Hazard1337 (church897): how do you say fuck in spanish
[22:59] ICEE (ukironclad): thats like
[22:59] ICEE (ukironclad): jesus + he man
[22:59] ICEE (ukironclad): hesus
[22:59] =Σ= Hazard1337 (church897): no
[22:59] Chainsy (1chains1): lol
[22:59] =Σ= Donut (thekillerdonut): LOL HESUS
[22:59] =Σ= Hazard1337 (church897): its jesus in spanish, amiright?
[22:59] =Σ= TheArbiter (00thearbiter00): lol
[22:59] =Σ= Donut (thekillerdonut): no
[22:59] =Σ= TheArbiter (00thearbiter00): no, animal
[22:59] ICEE (ukironclad): hay sous
[22:59] Chainsy (1chains1): no..?
[22:59] =Σ= Donut (thekillerdonut): thats still spelled jesus
[22:59] =Σ= TheArbiter (00thearbiter00): jesus in spanish is jesus
[22:59] Chainsy (1chains1): yes
[22:59] =Σ=Thunderbolt (lazylatino): hesus
[23:00] =Σ= Donut (thekillerdonut): just the pronunciation
[23:00] Chainsy (1chains1): no
[23:00] =Σ= Hazard1337 (church897): ok
[23:00] =Σ=Thunderbolt (lazylatino): yea it is in spanish
[23:00] =Σ= Hazard1337 (church897): shh terminator is on
[23:00] =Σ= TheArbiter (00thearbiter00): don...get the hesus thing into the asshat.txt
[23:00] Chainsy (1chains1): no
[23:00] Chainsy (1chains1): jesus
[23:00] Chainsy (1chains1): it sounds like hay zues
[23:00] Chainsy (1chains1): but its still jesus

hey zues fucking christ its like an episode of Seinfeld :gonk:

[blind]

hey zues fucking christ its like an episode of Seinfeld :gonk:
not funny.......:S

[Donut]

not funny.......:S
i thought it was :maddowns:

[Donut]

not funny.......:S
i thought it was :maddowns:............................:lol:
E: what the fuck, internal serv- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
yeah, sorry about the double post. goddamn server error

[Mass]

[17:20] David Bowie: flihgt of da fukkin conchords
[17:20] ssɐɯ: heh heh
[17:21] David Bowie: lol wanna play zps?
[17:21] David Bowie: oh shit acid in space
[17:21] ssɐɯ: naw
[17:21] ssɐɯ: I got shit to do
[17:21] David Bowie: smoke pot
[17:21] ssɐɯ: already have
[17:22] David Bowie: o
[17:22] ssɐɯ: got a paper back today
[17:22] David Bowie: and you rolled it into a joint
[17:22] ssɐɯ: no
[17:22] ssɐɯ: what
[17:22] ssɐɯ: I uh
[17:23] ssɐɯ: it said this exactly on it:
[17:23] ssɐɯ: "Wow. This was so good I googled everything to make sure it wasn't plaigerized."
[17:23] ssɐɯ: "100/100"
[17:23] ssɐɯ: "Email me a copy"
[17:23] David Bowie: lolwat
[17:24] David Bowie: fukkin plagerized
[17:24] ssɐɯ: The best part is I was totally stoned when I wrote the second half
[17:24] David Bowie: you fukkin jews stealin shit from ppl
[17:24] David Bowie: lolol
[17:24] ssɐɯ: and the first half was so good he just googled everything
[17:25] ssɐɯ: gave up on finding a copy
[17:25] ssɐɯ: and didn't read the part I wrote when I was baked off my nutsack
[17:25] David Bowie: Lmfao

[StankBacon]

[21:46] nocab: sweet, im installing gta4
[21:46] nocab: sweet, im installing gta4
[21:46] nocab: wtf, you mocking me?
[21:46] nocab: wtf, you mocking me?
[21:47] nocab: WOW STOP
[21:47] nocab: WOW STOP
[21:47] nocab: omfg DIE YOU ASSHOLE
[21:47] nocab: omfg DIE YOU ASSHOLE


>.>

[LlamaMaster]

I do that with myself sometimes too. :|

[Bodzilla]

[17:20] David Bowie: flihgt of da fukkin conchords
[17:20] ssɐɯ: heh heh
[17:21] David Bowie: lol wanna play zps?
[17:21] David Bowie: oh shit acid in space
[17:21] ssɐɯ: naw
[17:21] ssɐɯ: I got shit to do
[17:21] David Bowie: smoke pot
[17:21] ssɐɯ: already have
[17:22] David Bowie: o
[17:22] ssɐɯ: got a paper back today
[17:22] David Bowie: and you rolled it into a joint
[17:22] ssɐɯ: no
[17:22] ssɐɯ: what
[17:22] ssɐɯ: I uh
[17:23] ssɐɯ: it said this exactly on it:
[17:23] ssɐɯ: "Wow. This was so good I googled everything to make sure it wasn't plaigerized."
[17:23] ssɐɯ: "100/100"
[17:23] ssɐɯ: "Email me a copy"
[17:23] David Bowie: lolwat
[17:24] David Bowie: fukkin plagerized
[17:24] ssɐɯ: The best part is I was totally stoned when I wrote the second half
[17:24] David Bowie: you fukkin jews stealin shit from ppl
[17:24] David Bowie: lolol
[17:24] ssɐɯ: and the first half was so good he just googled everything
[17:25] ssɐɯ: gave up on finding a copy
[17:25] ssɐɯ: and didn't read the part I wrote when I was baked off my nutsack
[17:25] David Bowie: Lmfao
a friend of mine used to do all of her assignments stoned off her tits and always got really good marks, then she decided to straighten up a bit and had a real go without the Green stuff.
Bombed out hardcore.

[Heathen]

Heathen: see
Heathen: I died on the red carpet
Heathen: because I was shot by some rappers
Heathen: and then I went to hell
Heathen: and I was like
Heathen: "where am I"
Heathen: and some guy was like
Heathen: "In hell"
Heathen: and I was like
Heathen: "well where's satan"
Heathen: and he was slike
Heathen: "I am satan"
Heathen: And it confused me because he was like
Heathen: white
Heathen: and he was wearing a suit
Heathen: but he was cockeyed like a motherfucker
Heathen: anyways
Heathen: and he was telling me about the trials of hell and how shitty it was
Heathen: so I was like
Heathen: "so do I have to stay in hell?"
Heathen: he was like
Heathen: "well we gotta review your life"
Heathen: so I was like
Heathen: "well okay I guess"
Heathen: he was like
Heathen: "you were a pretty big asshole I see"
Heathen: an I was like" yeah :["
Heathen: and he was like
Heathen: "and you did burn a few orphans"
Heathen: and I was like ":[ yeah"
Heathen: but he was like
Heathen: "OH"
Heathen: "but you have over 5000 myspace friends"
Heathen: "and that's what counts"
Heathen: and I was like "Really?!?"
Heathen: and he was like "yah"
Heathen: so I went to heaven
Heathen: and I saw a dude
Heathen: and he was like
Heathen: "hey Travis"
Heathen: and I was like
Heathen: "Who are you?"
Heathen: "Your saint peter aren't you?"
Heathen: and he was like
Heathen: "What....NO!"
Heathen: "St. Peter is a big fat girl with downs syndrome"
Heathen: "Im Jesus man"
Heathen: and I was like
Heathen: "oh yeah"
Heathen: and he was like
Heathen: "I mean look at me"
Heathen:" I have the trademark beard and sandals"
Heathen: "and this robe"
Heathen: and I was like
Heathen: "your right"
Heathen: "your clearly jesus"
Heathen: "I appologise"
Heathen: and he was like
Heathen: "here"
Heathen: "come see"
Heathen: and I was like "okay"
Heathen: so he said
Heathen: "look down there"
Heathen: "so I looked down"
Heathen: and he said
Heathen: "here, between my sandals"
Heathen: so I looked
Heathen: and I saw something
Heathen: "is that the tip of-"
Heathen: "Yeah, that's the tip of my dick :]"
Heathen: and I was like
Heathen: "HOLY CRAP"
Heathen: "Jesus, you have a 4 foot penis?"
Heathen: and hey was like "YEAH"
Heathen: "HELL YEAH"
Heathen: and he was like
Heathen: bragging abou it
Heathen: and I was like
Heathen: "well doesn't it hurt when you have sex?"
Heathen: And he was like "nah"
Heathen:" back when I used to have sex with women I used to just magically extend their uteris to about the throat area"
Heathen: "but that was tedious work"
Heathen: "but nowadays I don't have sex with many women"
Heathen: "I have sex with a creature of my own design"
Heathen: "like"
Heathen: ''did you ever see those discovery channed specials about how raptors used to have feathers?''
Heathen: ''well its sorta like that''
Heathen: and I was like
Heathen: ''yeah''
Heathen: ''well''
Heathen: ''you don't need discovery channed''
Heathen: ''you saw the dinosaurs''
Heathen: and hey was like ''yeah''
Heathen: ''well not really''
Heathen: ''that was before I was born''
Heathen: and I was like ''riiight''
Heathen: and then I was like
Heathen: "what do your balls look like then?"
Heathen: and he was like
Heathen: "well lemme just pull up my robe here"
Heathen: and then I saw them
Heathen: and srsly
Heathen: Jesus has clear balls
Heathen: with little goldfish swimming around in them
Heathen: and sand castles
Heathen: and a little diver man
Heathen: and I was like
Heathen: "HOLY SHIT JESUS"
Heathen: "your balls are amazing!"
Heathen: "and the fish, they're so cute!"
Heathen: and he was like "yeah"
Heathen: "I kinda thought...what would be awesome to have that no one else in the universe has"
Heathen: "goldfish balls"
Heathen: and then he was like "well, anyways...now we gotta see if you get to stay here in heaven"
Heathen: I was like "oh, furshur....so....what do I have to do?"
Heathen: He was like
Heathen: "just let me check your past"
Heathen: "Oh, well I see that you were a pretty big asshole."
Heathen: "and you did burn a bunch of orphans"
Heathen: and I was like
Heathen: "yeah :["
Heathen: and he was like
Heathen: "aw, but its all good, it says here that you had over 5000 myspace friends"
Heathen: and I said
Heathen: "yeah, Satan said that too"
Heathen: and he was like
Heathen: "hold on"
Heathen: "you know who would love to hear this?"
Heathen: "my buddy lincon"
Heathen: "Hey, lincon, this guy has over 5000 myspace friends"
Heathen: and he says "really? did he use bots?"
Heathen: and jesus was like "No, its just fanbase"
Heathen: and lincon was like "oh...is he a porn star?"
Heathen: and jesus was like "what? no...its travis!"
Heathen: and lincon was like "WOAH, hey van Gogh!
Heathen: and van Gogh said "This guy has over 5000 myspace friends"
Heathen: and he says "really? did he use bots?"
Heathen: and Lincon was like " HAHA, I asked the same thing. No, its just fanbase"
Heathen: and he was like "Is he a porn star or something?"
Heathen: and lincon said "nah, its travis"
Heathen: and then Jesus was like "what, are you deaf? I just explained all this!"
Heathen: "was it you or Picasso that cut off your ear...I always get you two confused....idc"
Heathen: and then we heard an IC go off:
Heathen: "Jesus, a raptorbird here to see you"
Heathen: so jesus is like "Holy crap dude...shit!"
Heathen: and I'm like "what do we do jesus"
Heathen: and he was like "idk dude I have tried being honest and telling her that its just a sex thing..."
Heathen: "but this raptorbird is sooo into me"
Heathen: and I was like "Uh....okay...uh...I KNOW! Use your jesus powers!"
Heathen: and hw as like "YEAH...okay um....I got it. I'll swich places with you and enjoy a normal life on earth"
Heathen: "and you stay here and be jesus"
Heathen: and I was like
Heathen: stoked
Heathen: how many people get to be jesus
Heathen: so I was like
Heathen: "YEAH, lets do that!"
Heathen: so he snapped his fingers and all of a sudden I was him...
Heathen: I was like "YEAH, a beard!"
Heathen: and he was like "yeah....acne :/"
Heathen: and I was like
Heathen: "YEAH, BADASS SANDALS!"
Heathen: and he was like
Heathen: yeah....disgusting hobbit feet :/"
Heathen: and then I was like "so jesus...how do you get back to Earth?"
Heathen: so he kicks open a trap door and starts climbing a ladder down to earth and then
Heathen: the ladder stops too early
Heathen: so he falls and yells
Heathen: "OH CRAP, WHY DID WE NEVER FINISH THIS LADDER!!!
Heathen: and I'm like
Heathen: "OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO JESUS?"
Heathen: and he's like
Heathen: "USE YOUR NEW JESUS POWERS!"
Heathen: so I'm like "okay...uh...PARACHUTE!"
Heathen: "HERE JESUS, I CONJURED YOU UP A PARACHUTE AND I AM THROWING IT DOWN TO YOU!
Heathen: and he was like "NO, DONT YOU KNOW THAT NEWTONS LAWS SAY THAT TWO OBJECTS OF EQUAL OR UNEQUAL MASSES WILL ALWAYS FALL AT THE SAME SPEED!?!"
Heathen: and I was like "UH, JUST LOOK FOR THE PARACHUTE!
Heathen: and he was like " I CANT! THE FRICTION WITH THE ATMOSPHERE HAS MELTED MY EYEBALLS! I CANT SEE!!!"
Heathen: and I was like "OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO!"
Heathen: and he was like "OH GOD, MY BODY IS NOTHING BUT ASHES NOW AND I AM FALLING TO EARTH!
Heathen: And I was like "OH MY GOD MY BODY IS BURNED UP!"
Heathen: and he said "OH GOD! NOW I AM FALLING TO EARTH ONTO SOME MOUNTAINS AND I AM BEING COOLED BY THE SNOW! MY ASHES ARE BLENDING WITH THE SNOW...its so peaceful...
Heathen: and I said "oh wow...its so peaceful sounding"
Heathen: and then I hear him yelling "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Heathen: and I'm like "WHATS HAPPENING JESUS!?!"
Heathen: He says "SLEDDERS ARE SLEDDING THROUGH MY ASHES"
Heathen: "I'M BEING KILLED AGAIN!"
Heathen: "OH MY GOD AHHH!"
Heathen: and so I turned around and jesus was back in heaven in my body
Heathen: so he takes his body back
Heathen: and then I chill in heaven with
Heathen: Heath Ledger
Heathen: and Bernie Mac
Heathen: and George Carlin
Heathen: and uh
Heathen: Oprah
Ariel: dude
Ariel: what the fuck
Ariel: shut up

*

[klange]

That was an awesome story, Heathen.

[Rob Oplawar]

Ariel: dude
Ariel: what the fuck
Ariel: shut up


ROFL. That was indeed an awesome story.

Is this, like, a dream you had, or were you just rambling?

[Heathen]

this really happened

[Heathen]

better than the epic of chuck norris.

[ExAm]

[19:06] imod53: COSTCO
[19:06] imod53: FOR ALL YOUR VIGILANTE JUSTICE NEEDS
[19:07] Ollie: Is there anything they can't do?
[19:07] imod53: abortions
[19:07] Ollie: Na
[19:07] Ollie: They sell coathangers.
[19:07] imod53: touche:v:

[mech]

InnerDucky (fluffyducky): idk wat time it was when we played in ur time
Liâ€*Key (darkstrider): and teddy bears with names written on them of girls you have crushes on
Liâ€*Key (darkstrider): you said 3 hours ago
[XK]GµMby™.d2t (playdohrocks): was like 7-8 central yea?
[FBI]Mech (mechwarrior123): what do u mean my time
[FBI]Mech (mechwarrior123): U THINK BECASUE IM BLACK
Liâ€*Key (darkstrider): that'd be 5-6 my times
[FBI]Mech (mechwarrior123): IMMA BE 1/2 HOUR LATE
Ki11a_FTW (deadkilla128): lol
[FBI]Mech (mechwarrior123): TO THE MATCH
[FBI]Mech (mechwarrior123): FUCK YOU DUCKY
[FBI]Mech (mechwarrior123): EAT SHIT
InnerDucky (fluffyducky): LOL
Liâ€*Key (darkstrider): LOL
[XK]GµMby™.d2t (playdohrocks): ahahhaa
[FBI]AppLE (ricanz): lmao

[Heathen]

coathangers

HAHAHA

[n00b1n8R]

mr fallout says:
would you rather drink a coca-cola
or a nuka-cola
Terrence says:
neither good sirf
Terrence says:
pure water is my beverage of choice
mr fallout says:
then you'd love purified water
mr fallout says:
all the refreshment you need, with none of the radiation
mr fallout says:
:)
Terrence says:
sounds quite smashing chap
Terrence says:
now many pennies would one need to proqure such an amazing product
mr fallout says:
well sir, if you wish to procure such an outstanding beverage the only price would be anal relations
it's hard to come by a willing man out in the wasteland
Terrence says:
sorry chum, but it goes against my religion
Terrence says:
my religion being the cult of not getting raped in the ass by strange beverage retailers
mr fallout says:
oh, are you a child of the atom? then I'd suppose you'd just prefer some dirty water, as you guys seem to worship radiation or some fucked up shit like that
Terrence says:
actually sir
Terrence says:
i rolled darkside
Terrence says:
chaotic evil infact
Terrence says:
i was just toying with you
Terrence says:
i forgot to mention the other half of my religion
Terrence says:
it's actually the cult of not getting raped in the ass by strange beverage retailers and instead tying them to a fence post and making a woman of them untill they wished they were dead, then leaving them there with a glowing neon sign reading "I GOT RAPED IN THE ASS"
mr fallout says:
but with my hands tied i will not be able to hand you the water, this rendering your quest of sado-masochistic torture fruitless!
Terrence says:
after raping and erecting the sign
Terrence says:
i steal the water
Terrence says:
:awesome:
mr fallout says:
sir I do not know if you have noticed or not, but I have pet Yao Guai that will not hesitate to pounce on you
mr fallout says:
if you were unaware, the Yao Guai is simply a mutated black bear the doesn't seem to mind fucking people's shit up
i advise that you do not steal my water.
Terrence says:
but sir, i too possess a Yao Guai
Terrence says:
but you must understand that mine is female
Terrence says:
and a massive slut
mr fallout says:
well damn
i have been defeated
will you at least allow me the courtesy of an unbinding after the deed is done
Terrence says:
well
Terrence says:
i'll tell you what
Terrence says:
what i i just cover you with honey and kick a hive of mutant bees so your suffering is atleast short
Terrence says:
if*
mr fallout says:
but sir! a nuclear apocalypse and two hundred years of waiting has surely killed all bees!
Terrence says:
they are mutant bees
mr fallout says:
so bloatflies, then
Terrence says:
mutant bees
mr fallout says:
well sir surely you know they simply spit acid
Terrence says:
not bloatflies
Terrence says:
bees
Terrence says:
but mutated
mr fallout says:
boos
mr fallout says:
i am sorry sir i am fairly intoxicated i meant bees
Terrence says:
understandable
mr fallout says:
in these wastes there isnt much to do BUT drink
Terrence says:
so you've been drinking your own stock?
mr fallout says:
well sir the stat boosts alcohol awards are quite worthless; most of the things bought are weapons and non-radioactive sex toys
Terrence says:
you possess non-radioactive sex toys?
Terrence says:
why did you not say so earlier!?!?
mr fallout says:
i did not say anything.
disregard any former comments.
i'd rather not have these things shoved in me.
Terrence says:
quite the opposite sir
Terrence says:
let us come to a mutually beneficial agreement
Terrence says:
i take into posession the sextoys and 1 bottle of your finest water
Terrence says:
and you proceed to enjoy your life with an intact butthole
mr fallout says:
well sir I'd rather have your cock in my ass, if you can manage that; just without the bondage and such
Terrence says:
well
Terrence says:
sorry
Terrence says:
but it goes against my religion
Terrence says:
so we'll just go with the old plans
Terrence says:
but i'll make off with the buttplugs too
Terrence says:
toodle oo
mr fallout says:
fuck.
mr fallout says:
ps is it wierd that i got a boner during this conversation

[ExAm]

[00:16] Ollie: I don't enjoy smoking, I'm just committing suicide on the installment plan
[00:20] imod53: I'd lol but god damn that's morbid
:v:

[n00b1n8R]

Terrence says:
So honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
Gordon says:
terrenc, im just not ready'
Terrence says:
So honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
Flick says:
hmm
Flick says:
i think it has something to do with the fact that i really cant be bothered

Terrence says:
So honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
Sylvia says:
wtf??

Terrence says:
So honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
merlin says:
well i just came out of a relationship where they lost interest while i still had feeling for them, so it could be awhile before i feel comforable getting intimately close with anyone

denied :smith:

[Bodzilla]

RELOAD DR FREEMAN.

[n00b1n8R]

What?

[Bodzilla]

Gordon.

I cant be arsed to explain it anymore to you.

[n00b1n8R]

No.

[nick3d]

Jodie: pick a song any song
Nick3d: snoop dog: and all his snoop doggy dog friends on myspace.co.uk/snoopdoggydog@hotmail.co.snoopdoggydog@askjeeves.c o.sausages@theBBQ.co.comparethemarket.com/snoopdog

bet u cant find it :P

[Heathen]

I give up...no wait. I dont care.

What is it?

[nick3d]

just a load of random bullshit to confuse the poor blonde girl lol

[kid908]

[22:37] 孩子九零八: but i was outside drinking cold soda
[22:37] SonWolf²: wat the eff
[22:37] SonWolf²: ur mind iz like *toinks* loopy
[22:37] SonWolf²: 1000 things goin through ur mind in just a second
[22:37] 孩子九零八: and?
[22:37] SonWolf²: damn u asian!!!!
[22:37] 孩子九零八: u asian too
[22:37] SonWolf²: O.o
[22:37] SonWolf²: goddamn it
[22:37] 孩子九零八: unless you lied
[22:37] SonWolf²: lol
[22:37] SonWolf²: <--- phail asian
[22:38] 孩子九零八: <- pwnage asian
[22:38] * SonWolf² /wrist
[22:38] * 孩子九零八 shot a cow
[22:38] * SonWolf² EPIC PHAIL BEYOND HELP
[22:38] 孩子九零八: oh w8 ur not hindu so that wouldn't work on u
[22:38] * SonWolf² O.o a cow lol
[22:38] SonWolf²: lol
[22:38] SonWolf²: OH HHHHH
[22:38] SonWolf²: I JUST GOT THAT JOKE
[22:38] SonWolf²: ZOMFG UR FKED UP
[22:39] SonWolf²: LOLOLOLOLOL
[22:39] * 孩子九零八 im in charge of malasia
[22:39] SonWolf²: <Invalid / command. Type /help for help>
[22:39] SonWolf²: im making that thing a siggy nao lol
[22:39] * 孩子九零八 ima chargin mah laser
[22:39] 孩子九零八: LMAO
[22:39] SonWolf²: lol
[22:39] 孩子九零八: what? my a cow
[22:40] 孩子九零八: joke?
[22:40] SonWolf²: jess
[22:40] 孩子九零八: u should copy the part that said
[22:41] SonWolf²: fail
[22:41] SonWolf²: no lol
[22:41] SonWolf²: that 1 fail
[22:41] 孩子九零八: XD
[22:41] 孩子九零八: im posting this
[22:41] 孩子九零八: convo
[22:41] SonWolf²: no
[22:41] SonWolf²: i'll rape u if u do

[blind]

[19:52:55] <a_baby_seal> nigger
[19:52:57] <a_baby_seal> get out
[19:52:59] <a_baby_seal> fagot'
[19:53:03] <a_baby_seal> get oitu
[19:53:10] <a_baby_seal> getetetetetetetetTejotiWETJopwejggjgjjsjgjsjdjgjgj fjdjsjdjfg
[19:53:25] <a_baby_seal> jyie3jyikj3iyj34ij34yie3ij3ij3yij3yij3ijij3ij3ij3e jw3yije3yijyjyjyjyjyjyjkmikyjikjyikjikjikjyijijijy ikjikjyhikjikyhjikjikyhjikjikyhjkjyikjike3jkw2yjw3 ryhqa3yhe3r54yhu35yhe3

[Rob Oplawar]

Little kid: I told you, I'm not a little kid, I'm a young adult!
I roffled.

[ultama121]

Lol. How young is "little"?

[Hotrod]

denied :smith:
What? You were doing that to people as well? Awesome.


Me :
So honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
Friend :
Cuz you're too small
That hurts...

[Rob Oplawar]

The evils of coin-op laundry machines. They eat quarters and shit out lies.


me: Time to wash my clothes. *puts clothes in only washer available in my building (there's a foot of snow on the ground preventing me from going anywhere else)*
washer: Insert $1.25
me: *inserts quarter, which clinks obviously in with the rest of the quarters*
washer *blinks* Insert $1.25
me: Lolwut? Well, I guess mistakes happen now and again. *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $1.00
me: *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $0.75
me: *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $0.50
me: *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $0.25
me: *inserts quarter*
washer: *blinks* Insert $1.25
me: WAAAAAT! *bangs washer with foot*
washer: Insert $0.50
me: ... what? *inserts yet another quarter*
washer: *blinks* Insert $1.25
me: FUCK YO- oh, god dammit, the thing must have a loose connection. *reaches behind washer, pulls plug, reattaches it firmly*
washer: *blinks* Insert $1.25
me: Sigh, here we go again. *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $1.00
me: *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $0.75
me: *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $0.50
me: *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $0.25
me: Phew. *inserts quarter*
washer: *blinks* Insert $1.25
me: *screams and starts kicking washer violently*
apartment staff guy: What the hell are you doing?!
me: *startled* Oh, the damn thing keeps eating my money, and it won't wash my clothes!
apartment staff guy: Well, if you're treating it like that of course it does! Here, lemme. *grabs my roll of quarters before I can react, and starts putting them in the laundry machine.*
washer: Insert $1.25, $1.00, $0.75, $0.50, $0.25, Select cycle.
apartment staff guy: *Pushes button, washer comes to life*
me: Huh, the thing kept resetting every time I put in $1.25...
apartment staff guy: Sure. *leaves*
washer: *stops, blinks* Insert $1.25
me: YYYYYEEEEEARGH! *starts kicking the shit out of washer again*
apartment staff guy: *hears me, comes back in*

And now I am banned from using the washing machines in my building. I am now expected to somehow carry all of my dirty laundry on my bike to the nearest coin-op laundromat, two miles away, as I have no car.

I think I'm going to go murder something now, brb.

[Bodzilla]

-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i think i made my point
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: doubled the nearest team mate, over 100 points
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: like 6 dominations
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: lol
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: nothing but demo spam
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: what team?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i was on yours
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: or have you given up?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i'm out for tonight
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: ok
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: all this demo faggotry has me le tired
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: you know
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: theres only so many times you can click a mouse hey

:colbert:

[n00b1n8R]

Tomorrow, we soldier whore. Then you'll know the truth of tf2 fagatory.

[FluffyDuckyâ„¢]

CanteenBoy: did you realy let a dog hump you???
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: yeah
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: it was soo like, wet..
CanteenBoy: did u eat his cum?
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: it was in my ass... so no
CanteenBoy: i would have had a spoon on hand
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: i only have one spoon and it got stuck in the other dogs ass :(
CanteenBoy: piss
CanteenBoy: hate when that happns
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: yeah, i cant afford another one, i dunno wat to do :(
CanteenBoy: carve a wooden one
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: with what wood
CanteenBoy: hmm..mb a cocanutshell
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: thars coconuts here? :O
CanteenBoy: i dunno nevber been to ausie
CanteenBoy: use an aborigines’ scull
CanteenBoy: they n***ers too
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: YAH! GOOD IDEA IMA GO DO IT NOW KK, BAI BAI <3 U

CanteenBoy = Gonzo, for those who know him.

[Pooky]

Sounds like the kind of retarded shit he would say <_<

[Bodzilla]

thats incredibly hilarious.

[FluffyDuckyâ„¢]

^ That sounds incredibly sarcastic.. :raise:

[n00b1n8R]

No way ducky, Zilla was being serious.

[t3h m00kz]

Kyoujin
Posted: 5 hours ago

I CAME IN THROUGH AN OPENING IN THE HOUSE, THERE WAS NO ONE DEFENDING IT ;D

FUNYUNS ARE THE SNACK THAT TASTE LIKE ONIONS, BUT THEY AREN'T MADE FROM REAL ONIONS THEY'RE MADE FROM POTATOES.

[Rob Oplawar]

I am going to the grocery store right now to buy some Funyuns.

edit: I am back from the grocery store now with Funyuns. They don't taste as good as I remember them tasting in high school.

That's ok tho, cause I also got hot dogs, buns, cheese, and chili.
I'm going to die of a heart attack at age 35.

[Rob Oplawar]

McDonald's commercial that was just on:
there was a wedding cake made out of McNuggets
Brb, I'm going to go throw up.

Ok, it's not a quote per se. Sue me.

[CN3089]

22.13.31 <+tpblind> i fuckin
22.13.35 <+tpblind> ran out of hot dog buns :(
22.13.42 <+CN3089> so use bread?
22.13.52 <+tpblind> ya
22.13.54 <+tpblind> i know
22.14.00 <+tpblind> u ghetto nigga
22.14.51 <+a_baby_seal> who da fuk uses bread
22.14.59 <+a_baby_seal> i use fukken leather for my hot dogs
22.15.00 <+CN3089> po niggas
22.15.05 <+tpblind> ghetto cn3089, a_baby_seal
22.15.10 <+tpblind> :O
22.15.14 <+CN3089> (I wrap my hot dogs in bacon)
22.15.24 <+a_baby_seal> fatty mcfat fat
22.15.39 <+tpblind> fattttt
22.15.45 <+CN3089> (and then cover them in syrup)
22.15.47 <+tpblind> i wrap my hotdog with your moms VAGINA
22.15.52 <+CN3089> oh fcujk
22.15.53 <+CN3089> sfsifjisoj
22.15.53 <+CN3089> sdjafkljf
22.15.54 <+CN3089> jlksdfj
22.15.55 <+CN3089> :supaburn:
22.15.57 <+tpblind> pwmrd
22.15.58 <+tpblind> pwmrd.

blind you are my #1 enemy http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-supaburn.gif

[blind]

>:)

[Rob Oplawar]

mass123123123 (6:09:36 PM): I don't get the best buy robberies
mass123123123 (6:09:41 PM): I mean warrantees
mass123123123 (6:10:11 PM): that was a literal freudian slip
mass123123123 (6:10:21 PM): I honestly meant to say warrantees
mass123123123 (6:10:26 PM): but I typed robberies
It's funny cause it's true.

[DaneO'Roo]

[21:11] terrornomore3d: hey dane
[21:12] terrornomore3d: When you get this message please do reply, I have some urgent needs to ask. I am wondering if you would like to do a few things.
[21:53] dano555666: ?
[21:53] terrornomore3d: k
[21:53] terrornomore3d: i have facility 007 map
[21:53] terrornomore3d: almost done
[21:53] terrornomore3d: would you want to texture it?
[21:54] dano555666: no
[21:54] terrornomore3d: alright
[21:54] dano555666: no its not alright
[21:54] terrornomore3d: ???
[21:54] terrornomore3d: wtf
[21:54] terrornomore3d: i said alright
[21:54] terrornomore3d: to you saying no
[21:55] dano555666: !!!
[21:55] dano555666: btw
[21:55] dano555666: she is a blossom
[21:55] dano555666: to us being said so
[21:55] terrornomore3d: you dont want to texture it, so ok
[21:55] dano555666: it doesnt put the lotion in the skins bucket
[21:55] terrornomore3d: blossum?
[21:55] terrornomore3d: wtf?
[21:55] dano555666: gooschase
[21:55] dano555666: bbq?
[21:55] terrornomore3d: wtf?
[21:55] dano555666: ftw?
[21:55] terrornomore3d: lawl
[21:55] terrornomore3d: kk
[21:56] dano555666: nono
[21:56] terrornomore3d: ftw so your saying fuck the world
[21:56] terrornomore3d: lol
[21:56] dano555666: I lol'd



I lol'd

[dark57]

Solid Snake: i think that your secretly in love with HDoan
Solid Snake: admit it
Solid Snake: your secretly in love with HDoan
DARK DOLPHIN RIDER: no
DARK DOLPHIN RIDER: im his #1 fan
DARK DOLPHIN RIDER: :D
DARK DOLPHIN RIDER: DOAN FAN CLUB FTW!
Solid Snake: *walks away

:|

[blind]

[18:04:41] <tpblind> whats up boket?
[18:04:54] <tpblind> and CN3089............................................ .................we are enemies
[18:07:29] <Bok> playin the best game ever
[18:07:42] <CN3089> you're playing tetris??
[18:08:07] <Bok> uhhh no
[18:08:11] <Bok> mass effect
[18:08:15] <CN3089> uh
[18:08:19] <CN3089> that is not the best game ever
[18:08:22] <CN3089> that is not even the best game of 2008
[18:08:35] <Bok> it was released in 2007
[18:08:48] <Bok> and it is the best game ever
[18:08:59] <CN3089> right, so it's not the best game of 2008
[18:08:59] <CN3089> duh
[18:09:01] <CN3089> and no, it's not
[18:10:35] <Bok> it is
[18:10:41] <CN3089> no
[18:10:42] <CN3089> it's not
[18:11:09] <Bok> it is
[18:11:27] <CN3089> wtf no it's not
[18:11:29] <CN3089> i just fucking said
[18:11:31] <CN3089> are you dumb
[18:12:11] <Bok> it is
[18:12:14] <CN3089> WTF NO IT"S NOT
[18:12:16] <CN3089> YOU FUCKIGN FAGGOT
[18:12:16] <CN3089> fwljksaslk;f
[18:12:17] <CN3089> sdfknasljfk
[18:12:17] <CN3089> ;lsd'lkf.m,j;sad
[18:12:18] <CN3089> fgl;kasd
[18:12:18] <CN3089> fuck
[18:12:19] <CN3089> you
[18:12:29] <tpblind> CN3089
[18:12:30] <tpblind> it is
[18:12:34] <CN3089> FUCK YO UFAGGOTS
[18:12:37] * CN3089 (~CN3089@24.138.159.71) Quit (Quit)

>:)

[n00b1n8R]

o/

[DaneO'Roo]

was that CN rage quitting like a female?

[blind]

ya.
and hes still not in #gbh :(

[Rentafence]

[16:00] ACoLOL~HMdzJelly: Okie
[16:00] ACoLOL~HMdzJelly: Will put on my FTP
[16:00] Rent: just resend via xfire
[16:00] Rent: >_>
[16:00] ACoLOL~HMdzJelly: My upload is currently capped
[16:00] ACoLOL~HMdzJelly: Actually
[16:00] ACoLOL~HMdzJelly: Then it makes no difference
[16:00] ACoLOL~HMdzJelly: ¬_¬
[16:00] Rent: HURRR
[16:00] Rent: DURRR
[16:00] Rent: DERF

[Bodzilla]

[10:39] n00b1n8R (TS): and the L4D engine has severl updates which fuck over older PC's
[10:39] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: ^
[10:39] n00b1n8R (TS): several*
[10:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: fagot*
[10:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: but c'mon D:!
[10:40] n00b1n8R (TS): faggot*
[10:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: quiet u
[10:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: but like..... do it k
[10:40] n00b1n8R (TS): buy it for me
[10:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: we could be supa spendourificous
[10:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: FFFFFFFFFF
[10:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: you got parents nigga
[10:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: and a little brother :D
[10:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: go
[10:40] n00b1n8R (TS): n
[10:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: "hey mum, elmo's been obsessed with this new game, it's called left 4 dead, it's awesome zombie apocolypse game, made by the same people as teh orange box you got me, you should get it... for him... yes of course.. mmhmhmhhnnmmmnnmmm."
[10:42] n00b1n8R (TS): still N
[10:42] n00b1n8R (TS): it's a huge DL
[10:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: oh c'mon D:<
[10:45] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: but
[10:45] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: fagot D:!
[10:45] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: ;___;
[10:45] n00b1n8R (TS): THERE ARE TWO G'S IN FAGGOT
[10:45] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i thought we would stay together for ever
[10:45] n00b1n8R (TS): FAGGOT
[10:45] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: what happened to the love
[10:45] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: where did it go
[10:46] n00b1n8R (TS): i used the saftey word and you didn't pull out
[10:46] n00b1n8R (TS): <//3
[10:46] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: D:

[Bastinka]

Safety*

:haw:

[blind]

very tldnr, but its good if youve got the attention span

robin (9:05:21 PM): yoooooooo
evan smells good (9:06:03 PM): yo
robin (9:11:54 PM): i love u
evan smells good (9:12:02 PM): no homo
robin (9:12:33 PM): lots of homo
robin (9:12:34 PM): can i tell u
robin (9:12:44 PM): im drunk right now and i have like 4 friends at my house
robin (9:12:48 PM): but this girl wants to have sex with me
robin (9:12:55 PM): buti cant cuz i have 4 friends over
robin (9:13:00 PM): thompson jim and this other kid
evan smells good (9:13:02 PM): orgy
robin (9:13:02 PM): it sucks
robin (9:13:04 PM): and im so drunk
evan smells good (9:13:05 PM): tell them to get the fuck out then
robin (9:13:07 PM): and i wann fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk her
robin (9:13:16 PM): but i cant cuz they dont have a ride home and its too snowly
robin (9:13:17 PM): like
robin (9:13:26 PM): i coudlnt be fucking this girl like fuck yeah i fucking fuck u
robin (9:13:28 PM): but fuck
evan smells good (9:13:30 PM): then have sex with them shit head
robin (9:13:31 PM): i love you tho
robin (9:13:43 PM): like i love u as a friend
evan smells good (9:13:47 PM): 'fuck yeah i fucking fuck you'
evan smells good (9:15:12 PM): im painting my bike
evan smells good (9:15:22 PM): tonight
evan smells good (9:15:27 PM): as soon as i take a shit
robin (9:15:30 PM): yeah
evan smells good (9:15:31 PM): then im rubbing it all over the frame
robin (9:15:34 PM): yeahhhhhhhh
robin (9:15:37 PM): masturbatwe
robin (9:15:40 PM): i cant masterbate
robin (9:15:43 PM): cuz i have freidnds over
robin (9:15:45 PM): and i cant have sex
robin (9:15:45 PM): fuck
evan smells good (9:16:01 PM): ask them to do it for you
robin (9:16:07 PM): loil
robin (9:18:11 PM): evan
robin (9:18:12 PM): i love u
robin (9:18:41 PM): like i think its fun to ride taunton
robin (9:18:44 PM): but ridding with u is so fun
evan smells good (9:18:49 PM): father
robin (9:19:02 PM): father
robin (9:19:05 PM): say u love me too
robin (9:19:22 PM): senorburrito31 (9:16:14 PM): i love you too robin
robin (9:19:28 PM): i need u now
evan smells good (9:19:34 PM): i like you as a friend
robin (9:19:37 PM): no
robin (9:19:39 PM): say it
robin (9:19:42 PM): do u love me
robin (9:19:42 PM): or not
robin (9:19:52 PM): like
evan smells good (9:19:52 PM): i guess
robin (9:19:55 PM): remember summer
robin (9:19:58 PM): how fun was taht
robin (9:20:03 PM): hanging out every day at the skatepark
robin (9:20:04 PM): like
robin (9:20:06 PM): i love u
robin (9:20:12 PM): like i would cry if u like died
robin (9:20:16 PM): like ilove u dude
robin (9:20:20 PM): ur a good friend of mine
evan smells good (9:20:23 PM): i love you robin
robin (9:21:14 PM): YES
omg
robin (9:21:15 PM): i love u
robin (9:21:20 PM): all homo
evan smells good (9:21:37 PM): wamp wamp
robin (9:21:43 PM): wamp wamp
robin (9:21:46 PM): so good
robin (9:21:51 PM): k
robin (9:21:52 PM): dude
robin (9:21:52 PM): fuck
robin (9:28:09 PM): lol omg
robin (9:28:55 PM): like
robin (9:29:00 PM): normally when im drunk i wake up and im like
robin (9:29:01 PM): wtf did i saty
robin (9:29:04 PM): i ruined amd shit
robin (9:29:10 PM): but im telling the truth
robin (9:29:12 PM): that ive wanted to say
robin (9:29:14 PM): that i love u
robin (9:29:16 PM): like also
robin (9:29:19 PM): tell people abou tlik
robin (9:29:21 PM): tell u about sex
robin (9:29:22 PM): like
robin (9:29:25 PM): when i was ur age
robin (9:29:31 PM): i thot sex was like porn kinda like
robin (9:29:37 PM): fucking a girl then like that sit
robin (9:29:45 PM): just fucking a girl just to like cum and fuck her
robin (9:29:48 PM): but its different
robin (9:29:53 PM): its like mad emotional
robin (9:30:08 PM): like imagine making out with a girl for like an hour u wud be pretty emotional with her
robin (9:30:09 PM): its like
robin (9:30:11 PM): more than that
robin (9:30:17 PM): like sex is the most emotional thing
robin (9:30:24 PM): its not like just fucking to fuck her cu it feels good
robin (9:30:26 PM): its like more than that
evan smells good (9:30:36 PM): i once made out with a girl for an hour then punched her in the vag and she left
robinbrd311 (9:30:41 PM): really
robinbrd311 (9:30:42 PM): like
robinbrd311 (9:30:45 PM): i w as making out iwth this gir
evan smells good (9:30:55 PM): well not a hard punch but enough to count
robin (9:30:55 PM): and then i started moving my hand down to her pussy
robin (9:30:58 PM): and started fingering her
robin (9:31:00 PM): the ni just like
robin (9:31:01 PM): was like
evan smells good (9:31:02 PM): go on
robin (9:31:02 PM): ok
robin (9:31:03 PM): do u wanna do it
robin (9:31:07 PM): and she was like
robin (9:31:09 PM): kinda yeah
robin (9:31:11 PM): so i got a condom
robin (9:31:12 PM): and like
robin (9:31:14 PM): fucked her
robin (9:31:17 PM): and iwas awesome
evan smells good (9:31:27 PM): who
evan smells good (9:31:29 PM): i need to know
robin (9:31:30 PM): but iddnt last as long since she had been like giving me a hand job and i was kinda close to fucking
robin (9:31:37 PM): its a girl from wincester, lives 5 min away from me
evan smells good (9:31:46 PM): winchester is slutty
robin (9:31:46 PM): since i live on the winchester border
robin (9:31:52 PM): no
robin (9:31:56 PM): she was a virgin
robin (9:31:58 PM): so tight
robin (9:31:58 PM): like
robin (9:32:02 PM): im just gonna tell u
robin (9:32:05 PM): i havent told anyone this
robin (9:32:06 PM): seriously
robin (9:32:10 PM): the first time we tried to fuck
robin (9:32:13 PM): she was so tight
robin (9:32:14 PM): that like
robin (9:32:18 PM): i was fingering her
robin (9:32:20 PM): and i tried 2 fingers
robin (9:32:24 PM): and she was too tight so it hurt
evan smells good (9:32:29 PM): are you implying
robin (9:32:32 PM): so we didnt have sex cuz she was to tight
evan smells good (9:32:34 PM): your penis the diameter of a finger
robin (9:32:36 PM): shes a virgin
robin (9:32:37 PM): no
robin (9:32:43 PM): im implying that
robin (9:32:45 PM): since im so tall
robin (9:32:47 PM): my dick is hug
robin (9:32:48 PM): and
robin (9:32:49 PM): like
robin (9:32:52 PM): she cudnt handle it
robin (9:32:54 PM): so i just fingered her
evan smells good (9:32:55 PM): :D
robin (9:32:57 PM): lol
robin (9:33:04 PM): but the nlike
robin (9:33:07 PM): i fucked her and like
robin (9:33:08 PM): it was so good
robin (9:33:12 PM): but a condom like ruins it
robin (9:33:16 PM): not as much feeling
robin (9:33:16 PM): so
robin (9:33:19 PM): jan 27th
robin (9:33:21 PM): shes getting the pill
robin (9:33:24 PM): and im gonna fuck ehr so much
robin (9:33:25 PM): omg
evan smells good (9:33:38 PM): sweet
robin (9:33:55 PM): yeah
robin (9:36:23 PM): but
robin (9:36:25 PM): i think the best thing
robin (9:36:27 PM): is blowjob
robin (9:36:32 PM): better then sex
robin (9:36:36 PM): cuz it feels good
robin (9:36:39 PM): and u doint have to do anything
robin (9:36:41 PM): fi the girl like
robin (9:36:53 PM): is the kinda of girl that likes to suck the dick without u seeing the dick
robin (9:36:56 PM): like she covers it up
robin (9:37:00 PM): then she doesant see u
robin (9:37:08 PM): so u just put ur handsb ehind ur head like relaxed
robin (9:37:11 PM): and just close ur eyes and enjoy
robin (9:37:13 PM): and its awesome
robin (9:37:27 PM): and its not like jacking off it doesnt like make u wana cum it just feels good
evan smells good (9:37:31 PM): pics
robin (9:38:06 PM): lol
robin (9:38:11 PM): shud i take a pic of her
robin (9:38:13 PM): naked
robin (9:38:19 PM): i dont think she wud like it
evan smells good (9:38:22 PM): yeah and send it to me
evan smells good (9:38:24 PM): for education
robin (9:39:08 PM): AHAHAHAH
robin (9:39:11 PM): dud
robin (9:39:18 PM): fuck that sucks ur a freshmen
robin (9:39:22 PM): it might be like a year
robin (9:39:25 PM): til u get a girl
robin (9:39:25 PM): but
robin (9:39:29 PM): try like
robin (9:39:31 PM): dont be shy
robin (9:39:32 PM): just like
evan smells good (9:39:33 PM): i bet i could get sexed
robin (9:39:37 PM): talk to girls nad like
evan smells good (9:39:41 PM): just not by local girls i gotta travel
evan smells good (9:39:58 PM): trevors town is mad easy
robin (9:39:59 PM): yeah word dude
robin (9:40:00 PM): yeah
robin (9:40:06 PM): dudE I THINK TREVOR HAS CONNECTIONS FOR U
evan smells good (9:40:14 PM): real talk
robin (9:40:28 PM): dude
robin (9:40:32 PM): pornhub,com
robin (9:40:36 PM): pornhub.com
evan smells good (9:40:38 PM): we were night riding and these chicks were wakled down the street and i said hello to them and i could tell they wanted me
robin (9:40:40 PM): thats the best sight
robin (9:40:44 PM): dude
robin (9:40:46 PM): that happens
robin (9:40:47 PM): the nlike
robin (9:40:52 PM): instead of trying to hook u p
robin (9:40:53 PM): just
robin (9:40:56 PM): act it chill
robin (9:40:58 PM): and
robin (9:41:01 PM): chill with them
robin (9:41:03 PM): and the best thing
robin (9:41:07 PM): if they try to hook up
robin (9:41:08 PM): and u dont
robin (9:41:09 PM): thats like
robin (9:41:14 PM): that makes them want u so much
robin (9:41:18 PM): if they want to hook up
robin (9:41:20 PM): then u dont
robin (9:41:24 PM): then its worth it
robin (9:41:34 PM): cuz next time get their number and next time u hang out
robin (9:41:36 PM): they will go further
robin (9:41:41 PM): instead of haning out then not seeing her again
evan smells good (9:41:47 PM): wisdom
robin (9:41:50 PM): yeah
robin (9:41:50 PM): like
robin (9:41:55 PM): its basically a game like
robin (9:42brd311 (9:42:08 PM): the farther ull get once u finally hook up
evan smells good (9:42:30 PM): i see
robin (9:43:11 PM): yeah
robin (9:43:13 PM): its ogo dod
robin (9:43:15 PM): like sex dude
robin (9:43:17 PM): it feels
robin (9:43:19 PM): its like
robin (9:43:27 PM): when ur jacking off it like doesnt feel good til ur about to cum
robin (9:43:29 PM): but sex
robin (9:43:32 PM): it feels good the whole time
robin (9:43:37 PM): but then when u wann cum
robin (9:43:41 PM): u have to try to hold it in
robin (9:43:45 PM): to feel to good ness longer
robin (9:43:55 PM): like its bad to cum vs jacking off when it feels good to cum
robin (9:43:59 PM): cuz when ur fucking her
robin (9:44:05 PM): her pussy is like tight nad has like bumbs every where
robin (9:44:11 PM): and its like a masaage to ur dick
robin (9:44:13 PM): and feels good
robin (9:44:16 PM): bt then when u cum
robin (9:44:21 PM): u like loose ur hornyness
robin (9:44:25 PM): like i always feel like
robin (9:44:29 PM): om\g im gonna have sex all night
robin (9:44:35 PM): oimg im gonna fuck u all night long
robin (9:44:38 PM): the n icum and its liek
robin (9:44:38 PM): done
robin (9:44:40 PM): im done
robin (9:44:53 PM): get to the other side of the bed unless u wanna give me a bj cuz im done
evan smells good (9:45:02 PM): lolz
evan smells good (9:45:19 PM): make me a sandwich
robin (9:45:23 PM): omg
robin (9:45:24 PM): i love u
robin (9:52:54 PM): dude
robin (9:52:54 PM): omg
robin (9:52:57 PM): so good
robin (9:53:06 PM): am i talking like an idiot
robin (9:53:09 PM): cuz im really drunk
evan smells good (9:53:43 PM): nah it sounds pretty good
robin (9:55:42 PM): akid jsut threw up
robin (9:55:44 PM): at my house
evan smells good (9:55:51 PM): lick it up
robin (9:56:00 PM): dude wt
robin (9:56:02 PM): he jsut threw up
robin (9:56:05 PM): he was like
robin (9:56:08 PM): i kinda feel sick
robin (9:56:14 PM): so i gave him a thing to throw up in
robin (9:56:18 PM): and i didnt think he wud throw u
robin (9:56:23 PM): but im at my computer
robin (9:56:32 PM): and i can hear him throwing up
robin (9:56:39 PM): and thompson is talking to him about throwing upo
evan smells good (9:56:44 PM):
robin (9:57:12 PM): wtf
robin (9:57:13 PM): dude
robin (9:57:15 PM): hes throwing upo
robin (9:57:18 PM): im like freaking out
robin (9:57:21 PM): hes throwing up
robin (9:57:23 PM): so much
evan smells good (9:57:52 PM): get off the computer and give him a hug
robin (9:59:18 PM): lol i did
robin (9:59:20 PM): i fixed him
robin (9:59:33 PM): i took the pot of throw up and put it in the toilet
robin (9:59:35 PM): then hes fine
robin (9:59:38 PM): hes not rhwoing up anyomr
robin (9:59:40 PM): its fine
robin (9:59:44 PM): we controlled it
robin (9:59:46 PM): he said
robin (9:59:58 PM): "its still worth it, throwing up, drinking is still working i feel so good"
robin (10:00:02 PM): dude drinking is so good
robin (10:00:04 PM): dude like
robin (10:00:06 PM): if i come visit
robin (10:00:11 PM): whe nur a sophmore or junior
robin (10:00:13 PM): i think u cna drink then
robin (10:00:17 PM): and we shud drink together
robin (10:00:20 PM): but take my advice
robin (10:00:23 PM): get ur grades together
robin (10:00:30 PM): and wait til junior or senior year to drink and smoke
robin (10:00:32 PM): thats awht i did
robin (10:00:34 PM): and its worth it
robin (10:00:42 PM): cuz i can have fun fucking girls nad drinking and going to parties
robin (10:00:46 PM): but still go to college
robin (10:01:44 PM): k
robin (10:01:45 PM): like
robin (10:01:47 PM): its worth i9t
robin (10:01:52 PM): wait til junior or senior year
robin (10:01:54 PM): to smoke or dirnk
robin (10:01:55 PM): and its worth it
robin (10:01:57 PM): tahts what i did
robin (10:02:01 PM): and like im having just as much fuh
robin (10:02:05 PM): dude can i tell u somethin
robin (10:02:06 PM): r u here
evan smells good (10:02:12 PM): yeah im just listenin
robin (10:02:33 PM): k
robin (10:02:36 PM): i was at this party once
robin (10:02:38 PM): on haloween
robin (10:02:41 PM): biggest party ive ever seen
robin (10:02:46 PM): and i got so fucked up
robin (10:02:48 PM): tahts my profile picture
robin (10:02:51 PM): biggest party
robin (10:02:53 PM): like one time
robin (10:03:06 PM): the song "and then i got high" by that raper played
robin (10:03:10 PM): and everyone was singing it


he kept going but none of what he said is fit to be seen by anyone. all you need to know is it included my sister and me frowning.

<3 bmx

[klange]

tl;dr (well, not all of it)

W... t... f...

e: @Bodzilla (previous page): According to the results of this poll (http://www.modacity.net/forums/showthread.php?t=11756), n00b1n8r would be correct with his asserting that "faggot" does in fact have two g's (despite what, say, the Firefox dictionary says).

[Bodzilla]

now who's to say that i didnt spell it incorrectly on purpose to make faggot even more faggotory?

[Bodzilla]

[09:07] The Real Ziz Lady: whats this buisness
[09:07] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: what
[09:07] The Real Ziz Lady: you got some splaining to do
[09:07] The Real Ziz Lady: nigga
[09:07] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: wat
[09:08] The Real Ziz Lady: Emmzee, Serving detention

Last activity, december 11th 2008 03:29pm
[09:08] The Real Ziz Lady: splain urself
[09:08] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: oh yeah
[09:08] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: i got some email
[09:08] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: someone added me as a "friend" or whatever
[09:08] The Real Ziz Lady: lol
[09:08] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: and i was like lolwut
[09:08] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: so i went and logged in and wasnt banned
[09:08] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: derp
[09:08] The Real Ziz Lady: derp derp derp
[09:08] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: i thought FUCK THAT SHIT
[09:08] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: and logged out
[09:08] The Real Ziz Lady: derp derp derp
[09:08] The Real Ziz Lady: derp derp derp derp derp derp

http://www.modacity.net/forums/styles/smilies/extra/raise.gif
derp derp derp

[dark57]

@blind
lol wtf bbq

[PlasbianX]

[23:11:39] Water Of Gaia: nathan is so awesom
[23:11:43] - PlasbianX -: o.O
[23:11:52] Water Of Gaia: were gonna have a problam though
[23:11:59] - PlasbianX -: wat
[23:12:01] Water Of Gaia: he told me he's a catcher
[23:12:32] - PlasbianX -: DO
[23:12:33] - PlasbianX -: NOT
[23:12:34] - PlasbianX -: WANT
[23:12:35] - PlasbianX -: TO
[23:12:35] - PlasbianX -: KNOW
[23:12:40] Water Of Gaia: im a catcher
[23:12:46] - PlasbianX -: I SAID
[23:12:48] - PlasbianX -: DO NOT WANT
[23:12:49] Water Of Gaia: allen what do I do
[23:12:59] - PlasbianX -: U get a big black 2 sided dildo
[23:13:03] - PlasbianX -: and do like lesbians do.
[23:13:05] - PlasbianX -: and
[23:13:09] - PlasbianX -: DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.

[ExAm]

From the bangin' Modacity IRC
http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/5444/picture275aw1.png

[TeeKup]

TeeKup> Wakeboy1337: She's a 4chaner, you wont scare her.
<TeeKup> Wow
<Haruhi> haha.
<Haruhi> in other words we've seen her nudes
<Haruhi> so
<Haruhi> welp
<Shdwsnipa> watch her be like, yellowchan or something
<Haruhi> also, l4d
<Haruhi> maybe in
<TeeKup> You have
<TeeKup> I haven't
<TeeKup> I only go there for the Yaoi
<Shdwsnipa> k, added
<Haruhi> thats gross babe
<Haruhi> heh
<TeeKup> I know love

[Bodzilla]

[23:41] Dane: i hate running apps
[23:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i never have problems with it
[23:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: ever
[23:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: ever ever
[23:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: Steam used to be shit
[23:41] Dane: yeah but its just that extra bit of memory sitting htere
[23:41] Dane: doing nothing
[23:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: now it's really really good
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: dane, it wouldnt be much more then X fire tbh
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: it's not exactly resource intensive.
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: also
[23:42] Dane: mm
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: you'd max out all the OJ box games anyway
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i do
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: and your card is better then mine.. i think>?
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i dunno i think my GTX still beats your 9800GT
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: but what ever
[23:42] Dane: dunn but i run crysis and dead space sexy sexy
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: you'll still max it out\
[23:43] Dane: also i got deadspace for christmas
[23:43] Dane: fuck EA
[23:43] Dane: buyt DAM ITS A GOOD GAME
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: DANE YOU FOOL
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: Dead space is about to come on steam
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: with NO DRM
[23:43] Dane: i havent had any probs with it though
[23:43] Dane: eh
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: no securom
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: ARRRRRRGGGHHHH
[23:43] Dane: i havent noticed any drm
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: dane
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: it's there.
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: it's hidden
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: thats why there getting sued
[23:43] Dane: nah i have spybot on here
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: because it is actually using your processo
[23:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: without your concent
[23:44] Dane: spybot never detected shit trying to add anything to the registry
[23:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: to do something illegal
[23:44] Dane: thign is the drm onl gets installed
[23:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: Dane
[23:44] Dane: when you install the EA download manager
[23:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: are you stupid
[23:44] Dane: which i didnt
[23:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: ?
[23:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: yes or no dane
[23:44] Dane: Ea putthe drm in ht eea download manager which comes iwht hte ea games
[23:44] Dane: whihc i didnt install
[23:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: DAAAAMMM SON
[23:44] Dane: ive installed hte game like
[23:44] Dane: 6 times
[23:44] Dane: when it said only 3

http://codebloo.net/stuff/picard-headesk.jpg
what else can you say to that.

FREAKING FANBOYS

[dark57]

[23:49] AoO Aero RMP (K-A) TCS SC: kuz while I say Im 18 male in high shcool you have no proof of thes and I could acculy be a 37 year old pervert looking for some litle kid to mulest
[23:52] DARK the cuban: ;O
[23:52] DARK the cuban: UR A 37 YEAR OLD PERV
[23:52] AoO Aero RMP (K-A) TCS SC: for all you know yes
[23:54] DARK the cuban: ;o
[23:54] DARK the cuban: :O
[23:54] DARK the cuban: :O
[23:54] DARK the cuban: :O
:
:O
[23:54] DARK the cuban: :O
[23:55] AoO Aero RMP (K-A) TCS SC: you have no proof to say otherwords other then what I tell you
[23:55] DARK the cuban: :O
[23:55] DARK the cuban: mb
[23:55] DARK the cuban: your 47
[23:55] DARK the cuban: :O
[23:55] DARK the cuban: mb
[23:55] DARK the cuban: im a 57 year old perv
[23:55] DARK the cuban: :O
[23:56] DARK the cuban: mb slimp is too
[23:56] AoO Aero RMP (K-A) TCS SC: exackly you have nuthing other then words to go on and sents tolk is cheep and easly faked
[23:57] DARK the cuban: :O
[23:57] DARK the cuban: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[23:57] DARK the cuban: everyone ia a 67 year old perv
[23:57] DARK the cuban: i got to hide
[23:58] AoO Aero RMP (K-A) TCS SC: lol that would make you a 67 your old perv
[23:58] DARK the cuban: im a 77 year old perv
[23:59] DARK the cuban: D:

[ExAm]

[23:41] Dane: i hate running apps
[23:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i never have problems with it
[23:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: ever
[23:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: ever ever
[23:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: Steam used to be shit
[23:41] Dane: yeah but its just that extra bit of memory sitting htere
[23:41] Dane: doing nothing
[23:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: now it's really really good
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: dane, it wouldnt be much more then X fire tbh
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: it's not exactly resource intensive.
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: also
[23:42] Dane: mm
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: you'd max out all the OJ box games anyway
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i do
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: and your card is better then mine.. i think>?
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i dunno i think my GTX still beats your 9800GT
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: but what ever
[23:42] Dane: dunn but i run crysis and dead space sexy sexy
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: you'll still max it out\
[23:43] Dane: also i got deadspace for christmas
[23:43] Dane: fuck EA
[23:43] Dane: buyt DAM ITS A GOOD GAME
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: DANE YOU FOOL
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: Dead space is about to come on steam
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: with NO DRM
[23:43] Dane: i havent had any probs with it though
[23:43] Dane: eh
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: no securom
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: ARRRRRRGGGHHHH
[23:43] Dane: i havent noticed any drm
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: dane
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: it's there.
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: it's hidden
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: thats why there getting sued
[23:43] Dane: nah i have spybot on here
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: because it is actually using your processo
[23:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: without your concent
[23:44] Dane: spybot never detected shit trying to add anything to the registry
[23:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: to do something illegal
[23:44] Dane: thign is the drm onl gets installed
[23:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: Dane
[23:44] Dane: when you install the EA download manager
[23:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: are you stupid
[23:44] Dane: which i didnt
[23:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: ?
[23:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: yes or no dane
[23:44] Dane: Ea putthe drm in ht eea download manager which comes iwht hte ea games
[23:44] Dane: whihc i didnt install
[23:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: DAAAAMMM SON
[23:44] Dane: ive installed hte game like
[23:44] Dane: 6 times
[23:44] Dane: when it said only 3

http://codebloo.net/stuff/picard-headesk.jpg
what else can you say to that.

FREAKING FANBOYSSteam increases your ping in all the non-steam games that are run through it.

[El Lobo]

I enjoy the quotes from #gbh the most.

[StankBacon]

Steam increases your ping in all the non-steam games that are run through it.

False.

[ExAm]

False.My ping was at least 100ms higher in all the online games i started via steam, after switching from my steam shortcut to my desktop shortcut and back again a few times I've basically confirmed this. It's something to do with adding the steam community overlay, I think.

[n00b1n8R]

I paly DoW and CE through steam and don't get a noticeable difference (if you can't cope with a change in 100 from your ~50, you need to get out).

[ExAm]

I paly DoW and CE through steam and don't get a noticeable difference (if you can't cope with a change in 100 from your ~50, you need to get out).
when it means a change of 100 from my usual 100 I end up getting autokicked by a lot of servers :|

[n00b1n8R]

Play on less shit servers?
I manage to find plenty of yank servers to play with your lot and not get kicked for my 3/400 ping

[ExAm]

Ping is an issue for me, believe it or not. I prefer to keep it as low as possible kthx :|

[n00b1n8R]

Oh right, 1 way internet pwnd :haw:

[ExAm]

shit's old news dawg. i got (relatively) good nets now.

[ultama121]

THIS GUY LOOKS LEGIT.
http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/1079/administratorsteamoh7.jpg
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-unsmith.gif

[English Mobster]

heathenhero: but atm
heathenhero: I am fapping
heathenhero: so bbs
An Angry Mudkip: *facepalm*
I have a new siggy. :awesome:

[blind]

sometimes i look up at the sky when i'm outside, and i freak out so much that i have to get to something solid to hang on to immediately, or else i feel like i will fall into the sky
it's really fucking scary

[Xetsuei]

sometimes i look up at the sky when i'm outside, and i freak out so much that i have to get to something solid to hang on to immediately, or else i feel like i will fall into the sky
it's really fucking scary

This is what drugs do to you kids.

[blind]

This is what drugs do to you kids.
I don't do drugs, I do women.


bri, says:
naww b
ya see me and mah hawmz we be chillin here and omfgg we is like wooooo!
the night didnt start out like that though nigguh ya see we was like omg, and then i saw like a muhfuckin elephant in my bathroom and i was like duude muhfuckah wtf? and hes all like yo suck on mah big elephant dick and i was like dude no dude and he was like but i need it! and i was like brah thats date rape brah. and omfg i made a taco with a fuckin luckey charms dude

[n00b1n8R]

So like, I bought Garry's Mod on a whim from the holiday sale and the first server I see is for "Serious Roleplay".

Just to see what it's like, I join and start wondering around what felt like the first fifteen minutes of Half-Life 2.
I see there's people that own houses and a knock function. So, my only thought is,
KNOCK AND RUN
I track down some super secret resistance base and stand at the door for a moment, listening to the weird assed roleplay going on inside. I get tired of that and knock a few times, quickly running around a corner.
The door opens and I prepare to lol when shots come from the door.
After being chased by that person across the street, into a hotel, to the top floor, across a rooftop and finally jumping off into an alley, I get cornered and shot in the face.
Totally worth the nine dollars I spent on it already.
dot

[Bodzilla]

hahah

[FRain]

�X: 6:16 for me, or 4:16 for you which is the time for me now
�X: I might be at dinner though, I should be on quickly though
�X: Unless I get obsessed with Left 4 Dead's VS's mode
�X: I'll stop talking now and wait 2 hours
Index of /: lol
Index of /: its at 4:
Index of /: 6
Index of /: for you
�X: 1 hour and 43 minutes
Index of /: :|
Index of /: how did you do that
�X: GEOMETRY
Index of /: lawl
�X: ...IS USELESSS SHIT
Index of /: yes.
�X: Here, give me a picture of a quadrilateral
�X: and I'll try to prove it's a paralellogram xD
Index of /: mmm
Index of /: how to make that
Index of /: oh
Index of /: lol
Index of /: xD
Index of /: it is a parralellogram
�X: That is what it fucking is
Index of /: >_>
Index of /: all quadrilaterals are parrallelograms
Index of /: >_>
Index of /: well
�X: No
Index of /: all squares
Index of /: all squares, rectangles
Index of /: are parallellograms
�X: Isn't a quadrilateral just a 4 sided shape?
Index of /: yeah
Index of /: sorry
Index of /: forgot
Index of /: geometry was 2 yrs ago
Index of /: so
Index of /: >_>
�X: Trapazoids aren't paralellograms
Index of /: i mean we still do some
�X: But they're quadrilaterals
�X: You catch mah drift?
Index of /: yse
�X: I'm terrible at Geomtry
�X: Geometry*
�X: Like, 2nd worst in my class haha
Index of /: 1st worth beign your mom
�X: No
�X: No...
�X: Now I can't put this in the quote thread
�X: Damn it Frain
�X: Immature prick
Index of /: 1st worse being your mom
Index of /: :)
Index of /: its going in the quote thread regardless
�X: I'm leaking your shit shit maps with shit hiwa- Oh hai
�X: I didn't say anything
Index of /: lfamo
Index of /: lmfao
�X: It's a beuatiufl day
Index of /: LOL
�X: ...fuck

[ODX]

E: FRAIN YOU WANKER, AT LEAST MINE WAS IN SPOILER TAGS!

[FRain]

lmao thats great

[Rob Oplawar]

Every once in a while I peruse the Flat Earth Society forums (theflatearthsociety.org) for a few good laughs.

The following was posted in response to a person stating that the Flat Earth accelerates "up" (causing the illusion of gravity). Enjoy.


Please do not use "up". The correct terminology is "dark uption", although many physics texts will refer to "up", it is now widely recognised that "up" is simply our observation of "dark uption". "Up" and "dark uption" are not the same thing, as all physicists, even yourself, will agree.

If you want to experience dark uption, tilt your head back. Note that observers in the southern hemisphere will tilt their head back and experience negative dark uption, although it will still be "up". This is a (school) textbook way of clarifying the difference between "up" and "dark uption".
That guy has got to be a troll. rofl

[ExAm]

Protip: Flat Earth Society has always been a troll group. :eng101:

[n00b1n8R]

I was bored and rob's post got me thinking.

Basically, if we accept flat earth's theory of "gravity" (gravity isn't gravity, but rather is caused by the acceleration of the earth) and the biblical theory that the earth is ~6000 years old, earth is currently moving at more than 23 times the speed of light.

bored bored bored bored

[ExAm]

we'd have to be accelerating constantly, or our speed would eventually equal the earth's, and gravity would become almost nonexistant.

[n00b1n8R]

That's what the equation assumed. (fuck just realised i stuffed up the calculations first time round.. didn't think it was fast enough)

a = 9.8 m/s/s
c = 299,792,458 m/s
t = 305,910,675 s or 9.70 years

6,000/9.7 = 618.56
we're travelling at approximately 619 times the speed of light. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-science.gif

[ExAm]

Which means all of us are now infinitely massive. No more "Yo momma so fat" jokes for us :(

[ODX]

I talked to Michael Jackson :D
�X: What do you want? And how did you find my xfire?
Michael Jackson: Hi
�X: You never answered my questions
Michael Jackson: Hi
Michael Jackson: Hi there short stuff
�X: I don't think you're Doan, because he's online..unless you have two computers
Michael Jackson: How would you like to have a free MP3 of my song gay stripper?
�X: No thanks, I prefer porn star
Michael Jackson: I am your gay lover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
�X: Are you fingers tired from holding down that exclamation mark key?
Michael Jackson: Nop
--At this point I went to iGod to get my responses--
Michael Jackson: I WOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
�X: You are not the boss of me, Michael
Michael Jackson: why yes i am!
�X: "You are not the boss of me, Michael." You are?
Michael Jackson: Because i just got back from prizon for molesting another one of my kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
�X: Interesting explanation. You have a very large family.
Michael Jackson: Yes i do!!!!
�X: I hear pride
Michael Jackson: Yep
�X: Er.
Michael Jackson: So How are you Fuck Face?
�X: OK. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Michael Jackson: DONT MAKE ME GET ARNOLD SCHWARRTSENGER ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
�X: I can't force you to do anything, Michael
<This user is now offline>

[Chainsy]

Ok so I decided to randomly spam peoples chat boxes with the first verse of Journey and see who would do a duet at random, so far only had one guy actually do it right:

Henchmen #21: JUST A CITY BOY!
Henchmen #21: BORN AND RAISE DIN SOUTH DETROIT!
Henchmen #21: HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN ANYWHERE!
Higuyâ„¢: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
Higuyâ„¢: DORN A ND RAISED DIN A LONLEY WORLD
Higuyâ„¢: SHE TOOK THE TRIAL GOIN ANYWHERE
Henchmen #21: LOL WHAT
Higuyâ„¢: SHIT I SAID TRIAL
Henchmen #21: YOU SUCK AT SPELLING GO DIE

[Bodzilla]

-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: hey man
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: wazzup
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: you you there man
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: he is still asleep how are you
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: ?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: this the Mumzie?
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: me mum
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: sup mumbo
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: not much whts up with you
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: nm.
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: ok
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: tell him wakey wakey or you'll pull his snakey for me will ya :)
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: lmfao
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: wus up
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: dat Da Nigga?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: ..
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: .
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: .
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: .
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: na only the mumzy
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: >:(
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: lo0l
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: this seems a bit suspiciousmousness for a mumzy
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: it is a little old mumzy
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: suspiciousness indeed
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: indeed
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: wass up

suspiciousmousness indeed.

[t3h m00kz]

On the subject of Blumpkins
"COULD YOU IMAGINE 69ING SOMEONE THEN JUST SEEING THIS BROWN MASS..."
followed by the rest of the XBL party going "EEUUUGHH!!"

[ExAm]

Jesus christ dane did a furry kill your entire family with a chainsaw when you were six years old? cut it out already.

[Bodzilla]

no he just caught the tweek and turns into a self righteous fucking dickhead when the moons full.

[ExAm]

caught the tweek*lol-induced aneurysm*

[Donut]

i stopped saving stuff in .txts after i turned on chatlogs, so this stuff is all really old

[01:33] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: i ate an ostrach today
[01:33] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: jut putting that out there
[01:34] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: new hampshire has ostraches
[01:34] ICEE: really
[01:34] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: well
[01:34] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: ostrach meat
[01:34] ICEE: thats magical
[01:34] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: its like..... sweet steak
[01:34] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: and chewy
[01:34] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: but damn its good
[01:34] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: lke red meat
[01:34] ICEE: wow
[01:34] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: kinda
[01:34] ICEE: thats cool
[01:34] ICEE: ostritch
[01:34] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: i love ostaches
[01:35] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: theyre one of my favorite animals
[01:35] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: not food wise
[01:35] ICEE: and now you have one inside you
[01:35] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: had
[01:35] ICEE: ah
[01:35] ICEE: tmi
[01:35] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: i went swimming
[01:35] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: and uhh
[01:35] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: overworked myself
[01:35] ICEE: no no I get it
[01:35] ICEE: i got the picture
[01:35] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: hmmm
[01:35] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: cat meat.
[01:35] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: i need to go to china next
[01:35] ICEE: or my house
[01:36] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: ok then
[01:36] ICEE: cat meat
[01:36] ICEE: city
[01:36] ICEE: seriously
[01:36] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: u eat cats
[01:36] ICEE: no
[01:36] ICEE: but my mom wants to get rid of ours
[01:36] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: o noes
[01:36] ICEE: so its a possible future
[01:36] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: RUN KITTY
[01:36] ICEE: *kitty walks over to you*
[01:36] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: woolie
[01:37] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: aww i couldnt imagine eating woolie
[01:37] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: shes too nice to me
[01:37] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: i did bite her ear for scratching me once
[01:37] ICEE: wow
[01:37] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: she never did it again
[01:37] ICEE: thats like
[01:37] ICEE: thats epic
[01:37] ICEE: ILL TEECH YOU TO BITE ME BITCH
[01:37] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: LOL
[01:38] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: the funny thing is that thats almost exactly what i said too
[01:38] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: no that IS what i said
[01:38] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: and i said it like rick james
[01:38] ICEE: LOL
[01:38] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: IM RICK JAMES BITCH

E: holy shit i just found this little gem

[21:55] DSalimander: you make me angry, mr donut
[21:56] =Σ= Donut: you make me angry, mr freshman
[21:56] DSalimander: there is still much to fix, much that has been fixed, even after you said you

were satisfied
[21:56] DSalimander: i have restored the multi's to the ar and flag
[21:56] DSalimander: more shaders ahve been tweaked
[21:56] DSalimander: the netgames have been placed
[21:56] DSalimander: the weapons have been remixed for fairness
[21:57] DSalimander: and br removed
[21:57] DSalimander: but kept in source files
[21:57] =Σ= Donut: :U after al that work lol
[21:57] DSalimander: meh
[21:57] DSalimander: its stil there
[21:57] DSalimander: :|
[21:57] =Σ= Donut: fag
[21:57] =Σ= Donut: no
[21:57] DSalimander: whore
[21:57] =Σ= Donut: srsly
[21:57] DSalimander: its animes, model, and rigging all fail way too hard to keep it
[21:57] DSalimander: ive told you that
[21:58] DSalimander: look at the new multi on the ar
[21:58] DSalimander:

http://screenshot.xfire.com/screenshot/natural/2f2b0a5158a587dded3a5cbaa5f3701891ec898f.png
[21:58] DSalimander: LOOK AT IT
[21:58] DSalimander: IN IT HI AS FUCK RESOLUTION GLORY
[21:58] =Σ= Donut: looks like poop
[21:58] =Σ= Donut: srsly
[21:58] DSalimander: lighting, sir
[21:59] =Σ= Donut: looks `like little dribbles of poop
[21:59] =Σ= Donut: going down the side
[21:59] DSalimander: yes
[21:59] DSalimander: yellow ambiance can have that effect, noob
[22:00] =Σ= Donut: :U
[22:00] =Σ= Donut: yellow ambience makes it look like poop
[22:00] DSalimander: oshi
[22:00] DSalimander: i was typing in wrong window
[22:00] DSalimander: told them they looked like poop
[22:00] DSalimander: :(

[Bodzilla]

-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: n00b kickign around?
Elmo the Emo Emperor: nope
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: dam
Elmo the Emo Emperor: arn't i good enough for you?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: well would you look at furry porn with me?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: thought not
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: n00bs totally down for that shit

he stopped talking to me D:

[n00b1n8R]

<:mad:>

[ultama121]

Poor Elmo. :(

[Bodzilla]

[22:11] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: you still got all that stuff
[22:12] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: why am i asking
[22:12] Tara: i think so
[22:12] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: of course you do you kinky little minx haha
[22:12] Tara: lol
[22:12] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i remember beau came to school one day
[22:12] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: with welts on his back
[22:12] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i fucking lol'd
[22:13] Tara: omg i remember that i think, but i think it was scratching
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i c
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: oh sigh
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: you know any cool kinky chicks babe
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i need one tbh
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: been house bound too long though hey
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: barely know anyone
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: c'mon
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: make with the names Biatch
[22:13] Tara: trying to think
[22:14] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: >: D
[22:14] Tara: but the only cool kinky babe i know is me :D
[22:14] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: oh snap
[22:14] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: oi
[22:14] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: personal question
[22:14] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: what gear did you actually have?
[22:14] Tara: shoot
[22:15] Tara: ummmm
[22:15] Tara: now or then/
[22:15] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: both
[22:15] Tara: then it was jus handcuffs and little whip
[22:15] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: oh i c
[22:15] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: no outfits?
[22:16] Tara: now
*handcuffs
*big whip
*blindfolds
*2 outfits (complete with fishnet stcokings)
[22:16] Tara: *feather tickler
[22:16] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: awesome
[22:16] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: where do i buy women like you
[22:16] Tara: *gag tie
[22:16] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: really?
[22:16] Tara: thats it
[22:17] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: quiet an impressive arsonal my babe
[22:17] Tara: still growing
[22:17] Tara: im not bought, im made
[22:18] Tara: brb
[22:18] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: sigh

goddammit.
i want one.
fucking nostalgia. and to top it off, she used to give fucking wicked head rubs D:

[dark57]

K23Kid: ohai
Mister Salty •̪●: http://fmylife.com
K23Kid: no
K23Kid: i bet its pr0nz0rz
Mister Salty •̪●: no
Mister Salty •̪●: its funny
Mister Salty •̪●: this is porns
Mister Salty •̪●: www.pornhub.com
K23Kid: :D

[Rob Oplawar]

The fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place.
Spoken like a true poet!
15 more days...

[Bodzilla]

-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: When I had problems with H2V I kept getting asked if I was sure it was vista compatible .
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: that's from M$ customer support :v:
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Rofl

[n00b1n8R]

psst zilla, I got that quote from here. :ssh:

[Rob Oplawar]

People who quote themselves should be shot.
And yet,

roboplawar (12:32:52 AM): In the software biz, there are three types of people
roboplawar (12:33:24 AM): there are the people who know that management has no clue and take advantage of that, so they work long hours and get paid lots of money and don't do much work
roboplawar (12:33:58 AM): then there are the people who know management has no clue so they work three times as hard and manage to hack out working code that isn't perfect in order to meet their deadline
roboplawar (12:34:26 AM): then there are the people who know management has no clue, but they don't care, and somehow manage to produce astonishing products on time and make us all look bad
roboplawar (12:34:43 AM): oh fuck
roboplawar (12:34:49 AM): I just realized I'm talking to a manager

[Heathen]

(12:24:13 AM) huerosam: my cat smells terrible he literally smells like shit and he wont leave

[Heathen]

<DoctorRiff> well anyway, this drill sarge gets everyone lined up, and starts yelling at all the recruits, like how they do
<DoctorRiff> and he was over to the left of the line, when someone way off in the right yells "GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!"
<DoctorRiff> and the drill sarge yells "WHO SAID THAT?!" and goes over and starts yelling at the right of the line
<DoctorRiff> then someone at the left of the line says "PATRICK HENRY YOU FOOL!"
<DoctorRiff> according to my dad's friend, it was worth all the extra jogging and military-type training they had to do

[CN3089]

<@Ninja_Life> Shut up
<+Kyon> You frist.
<+Kyon> Fagogt.
<+Agent_Kurosawa> nooo, not frist
<@Ninja_Life> I fristed your mom last night
<+Kyon> http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-supaburn.gif
<+Agent_Kurosawa> lookit dat nigga burn

[ExAm]

[18:43] mass123123123: Dude, I'm tripping Balls.
[18:43] imod53: luuuuuul
[18:44] mass123123123: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSH
[18:44] mass123123123: I feel
[18:44] mass123123123: FAST
[18:44] imod53: wtf are you taking
[18:44] mass123123123: AND
[18:44] mass123123123: ORANGE.

[TeeKup]

Mass should stop the drugs.

[Rob Oplawar]

mass123123123 (7:41:31 PM): Dude
mass123123123 (7:41:37 PM): I'm tripping balls
He spams everybody to let them know when he's high.

Heh, I bet half the time he isn't high at all, and just wants the attention. :U

[MetKiller Joe]

The three quotes I program by:

"It is never the machine; it is always you,"
"Never brute force a problem," -Austin (friend of mine that goes to WPI)
"Just think about it, if you eliminate 10 seconds off the execution, and if 6 million people use the program, that is 10 million seconds, that's 115 days of productivity regained!" -Steve Jobs talking to Wozniak (not verbatim but you get the idea)

[Heathen]

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Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): What? Quit screwing around. I'm serious.
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): These are two perfectly good kids.
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): A little boy and a little girl.
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): One's about 2 and the other's about 6.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): Ok. 3o dollars.
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Do you have any idea what a perfectly healthy white baby goes for these days?
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): no
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): I want AT LEAST 200 bucks for them!
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): ok.
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Ok. Say it
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): Say what
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Say you'll pay me 200 dollars for these two kids.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): no
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): I don't think so
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): SAY IT RIGHT NOW!
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Or I'll kill them both!
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): I'm not fucking around! This is serious!
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): I'll cut off their ears and mail them to you!
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): Ok. I'll give you 200 dollars
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): For what?
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): for the two kids.
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): You want to buy my two kids?
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): Yes. I want to buy your two kids!
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Ok
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): How much?
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): For 200 dollars.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): allright?
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): I don't know let me think about it.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): are you there
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): <<has logged out>
----------THE NEXT DAY----------
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Hey, remember me?
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Hey are you there?
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): hi.
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Boy, are you dumb.
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Now you're fucked.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): what
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Did you save that conversation we had yesterday?
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): No why?
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): I did.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): good for you.
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): I sent it to the FBI.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): what?
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Check it out. Here's what I sent to them:
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch):
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): My name is ******
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Nice to meet you ******
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): Adoption:1 ?
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Yeah.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): I see you there
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): I don't work for cops.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): allright
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): buy?
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): buy a little kid?
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): LOL. What kind of mall sells kids?
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): That's not funny
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Yeah. No shit it isn't funny.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): how much are you selling them for
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): I don't know.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): how about 20 dollars?
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): Ok. 30.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): ok.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): Say what
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): Ok. I'll give you 200 dollars
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): for what
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): for the two kids.
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): You want to buy my two kids?
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): Yes. I want to buy your two kids!
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): For 200 dollars.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): allright?
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): are you there
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): <<has logged out> Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): I sent them your username and all the other info I collected from you.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): Why did you do that?
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Hahah. My brother's a cop.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): Well I will call Y**oo and get them to copy the real transcript.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): And then ILL call the FBI on YOU!
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): You can't. They don't' keep those logs. By other brother works there.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): They can tell you edited our conversation.
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): No, that's the best part.
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): As long as I only delete parts of the conversation and don't add anything, it's indistinguishable from an actual convrsation.
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): That's how I got you.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): Your such a liar
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): Why are you doing this to me?
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): I get 50 bucks for every peadophile I help bust.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): YOU BETTER BE FUCKING JOKING
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Nope. Sorry.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): IF I GET IN TROUBLE I"LL COME AND FUCKING KILL YOU DO YOU UNDERSATND!
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Hey, calm down.
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): What did I do?
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): You turned me into the FBI for something I didn't do, that's what!
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Yeah, well like I said. I'm sorry I had to do it.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): You really are an evil bitch aren't you
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Hey, I said I was sorry. 50 bucks is 50 bucks.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): for 50 bucks you try to make it look like I am trying to BUY A CHILD??\
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): I swear to god, I will hunt you down for doing this to me if this is true
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Hahahaha!
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Check this out:
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch) Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): I sent them your username and all the other info I collected from you.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): Well I will call YOU!
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): Why are you doing this to me.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): YOU BETTER BE FUCKING JOKING
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Nope. Sorry.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): IF I GET IN TROUBLE I"LL COME AND FUCKING KILL YOU DO YOU UNDERSATND!
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Hey, calm down.
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): What did I do?
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): You turned me into the FBI for trying to BUY A CHILD??\
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): I swear to god, I will hunt you down


Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): Pretty cool huh?
Evil_Sarah (http://www.fugly.com/victims/zfugly/evil_sarah_bitch): That might get me another 50.
VictimX13 (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_13/profile): <<has logged out>>



idgwhy it turned it into two scroll boxes...

[ultama121]

Uhh... why do you have chatlogs from random people of some people from fugly... do you stalk ugly people? :raise:

[Bodzilla]

what the fuck.

[Rentafence]

http://innergoat.modacity.net/NN/rape.gif

[Rob Oplawar]

I read that as RAIPIE. Funny how the eye works.

[Sel]

[17:36]<CodeBrain (irc://irc.gamesurge.net/CodeBrain,isnick)>Crysis fails on a gaming computer
[17:36]<CodeBrain (irc://irc.gamesurge.net/CodeBrain,isnick)>lol.
[17:36]<p0lar_bear (irc://irc.gamesurge.net/p0lar_bear,isnick)>i'm not getting defensive about this shit
[17:36]<Yuki>your dick fails at going into a pussy
[17:36]<CodeBrain (irc://irc.gamesurge.net/CodeBrain,isnick)>I know that

[CodeBrain]

[17:36]<CodeBrain (irc://irc.gamesurge.net/CodeBrain,isnick)>Crysis fails on a gaming computer
[17:36]<CodeBrain (irc://irc.gamesurge.net/CodeBrain,isnick)>lol.
[17:36]<p0lar_bear (irc://irc.gamesurge.net/p0lar_bear,isnick)>i'm not getting defensive about this shit
[17:36]<Yuki>your dick fails at going into a pussy
[17:36]<CodeBrain (irc://irc.gamesurge.net/CodeBrain,isnick)>I know that

In response to this quote, just pointing out I was saying "I know that" To p0lar, not sele :haw:

[blind]

In response to this quote, just pointing out I was saying "I know that" To p0lar, not sele :haw:
nah

[ExAm]

#874353 (http://bash.org/?874353) + (http://bash.org/?le=d8f3a39f030f4b0768162ff7c83f1496&rox=874353)(1494)- (http://bash.org/?le=d8f3a39f030f4b0768162ff7c83f1496&sox=874353) [X] (http://bash.org/?le=d8f3a39f030f4b0768162ff7c83f1496&sux=874353)
yetiamchosen: So the only part about this curse of recruiting potentials for the marine corps that isn't utterly miserable is fucking with the people that have already signed up. Now, we don't want to scare them off entirely, so we can't just sit there and be like, "You're going to die in bootcamp!" But we can be completely insane with each other in front of them, and let them draw that conclusion on their own. So we're told to take the poolees on a 1.5 mile run today. No staff nco's there, so we're like, "Fuckit. There's two recruits, there's eight of us ... four mile run." So we start running and I had just had a monster energy drink, the lo ball kind, which is red. That's a dumbass's recipe for disaster, but I really wanted one so I had one anyway. It dehydrates you, gives you cramps, and makes you puke. So we've been running like half a mile and without breaking pace I casually puke onto the side of the road, and keep running. Among marines this is normal behavior, so no one even says anything, but the recuruit is looking like, "Wtf, did that guy just puke without stopping?"
geekryan: lol
yetiamchosen: And he's like, "Dude! Are you alright!" I'm like, "KEEP RUNNING!" and I speed up a little bit, chuckling inside. And then it really hits me and I'm like, going full speed, just hurling all over the side of the road, wiping my mouth, running, hurling and he looks at the puke and he goes, "OH MY GOD ARE YOU PUKING BLOOD!"
geekryan: HAHAHAHA
yetiamchosen: And I go, "THAT'S NOT BLOOD IT'S CONFIDENCE AAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" And I just blast off like a little red streaming rocket ship. I look behind me and this kid seriously look like he's just about to piss his pants, like, "Oh my god, what the fuck have I gotten myself into?" I got up to the front and this marine looks at me and goes, "Were you really puking up blood?" I'm like, "No devil, it's monster," and he just laughs, he's like, "You're going to hell."
yetiamchosen: That's it. I was chuckling inside all the way home.
geekryan: that really is awesome
geekryan: I can't imagine how freaked out that recruit was
yetiamchosen: I hope he doesn't sleep well again until he gets to boot camp.I almost died laughing :lmao:

[Heathen]

<ic3n3t> there is a bunch of girls playing soccer in the park
<uberartsyboi> im coming over.
<ic3n3t> i think they are 15
<ic3n3t> pedophile!
<uberartsyboi> im shaving the goatee then coming over.
<ic3n3t> i'll get the lawn chairs

[blind]

cum in a condom, and i mean a HUGE load, freeze it then use it as a dildo, on her.

she'll be so amazed by your creativity that she'll forget everything.
^ about girlfriend finding pics of another girl on his phone

[LlamaMaster]

RED_Monkeyulize-MSG: you know vgcats right?
Dirty Sanchez: yah
RED_Monkeyulize-MSG: call me strange/demented, but i find the pink one slightly attractive
RED_Monkeyulize-MSG: :(
Dirty Sanchez: :facepalm:
RED_Monkeyulize-MSG: lol
Dirty Sanchez: errrr
RED_Monkeyulize-MSG: indeed
Dirty Sanchez: :facepalm:
Dirty Sanchez: dammit
RED_Monkeyulize-MSG: what?
Dirty Sanchez: posting in quotes thread, brb

Guys, I found a furry. Halp!

[JunkfoodMan]

RED_Monkeyulize-MSG: you know vgcats right?
Dirty Sanchez: yah
RED_Monkeyulize-MSG: call me strange/demented, but i find the pink one slightly attractive
RED_Monkeyulize-MSG: :(
Dirty Sanchez: :facepalm:
RED_Monkeyulize-MSG: lol
Dirty Sanchez: errrr
RED_Monkeyulize-MSG: indeed
Dirty Sanchez: :facepalm:
Dirty Sanchez: dammit
RED_Monkeyulize-MSG: what?
Dirty Sanchez: posting in quotes thread, brb

Guys, I found a furry. Halp!
thats nice dear

[n00b1n8R]

I think Leila (from futurama) is hot. Does this make me a mutant/xenos lover?

I don't want to be a heretic. :saddowns:

[blind]

I think Leila (from futurama) is hot. Does this make me a mutant/xenos lover?

I don't want to be a heretic. :saddowns:
Kurosawa?
haha #gbh gets it

[Heathen]

<TomskE`away> omg best thing ever
<TomskE`away> if u get pulled over by like highway cops
<TomskE`away> you go " i bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the highway cops ball"
<TomskE`away> so they go
<TomskE`away> "highway cops dont have balls"

[ExAm]

Rage Against The Vending Machine

Date: 2007-11-13, 1:50PM PST


Dear Designated Outside Contractor Food Supplier:

I must give you high marks for the excellent selection of above-average foodstuffs in our cafeteria. The portions are sensible, the service is wonderful, and the prices generally reasonable, except when it comes to snacky bits. $1.25 is not market rate for a bag of M&Ms. A brace of PopTarts at $1.29 is overpriced by almost 40%. This sort of madness drives me to our building's vending machine emporia... which in turn are driving me to madness, and to authorship of this screed.

Who is the crack-smoking numbnuts incapable of competent repetition in the maintenance of a vending machine?

I'm not talking about keeping the damn things online (although the snack vendy just around the corner from the cafeteria is suspiciously "out of service" frequently). I'm also not complaining about the slings and arrows of outrageous Fort.: the bag of chips stuck against the glass, the HoHos clinging, mockingly, to the wire spool exp'lled them. These are merely the manifestations of bad karma which we all experience, the dark cloud which only reveals its silver lining when additional coins are inserted to knock free said HoHos with the resounding thunk of a descending MilkyWay bar. Satisfaction, and twice the snacks.

No, my complaint, thunderous, and my indignation, righteous, is aimed at the methadone sampler whose job is simply to restock the machine with snacky bits and change. Let us start with the change, for as everyone knows, change is good.

If it were me, which it is not, I would value every snack in multiples of 25 cents. Acknowledging that candy prices have risen ridiculously since I was a lad*, surely chips could be 50 cents, candy bars 75, and the Big Hangover Cures (PopTarts, Pound Cake, Danish) a dollar. This sort of price management would mean Quarters-only change. The US Quarter-Dollar being the only reasonably sized and weighted coin o' th' realm, it makes sense to only stock the change mechanism thusly. But no. This being The Big Fancy City, you will have your premium, won't you? 85-cent candy bars. Now you have to involve dimes and nickels... hell, why not just invite the pennies? Or do you have a problem with coins of color?

Having all this Numismatic Affirmative Action going on just results in a bloated system* filled with jams and errors. Many times I have found the vendy on the second floor demanding exact change. Many times I have been so craving a Twix that I have crammed in a dollar bill, here, take it you fiend, keep the extra 15 cents, it's worth it! And been denied. Then there's the fifth floor vendy, which simply lets the dimes fall through, like a hot lesbian sitting alone in a bar. "Nope," says fifth floor vendy, "you can go. My candy is not even for sale."

And that's even assuming the stupid labels are right. I've noticed they're on a little wheel... so that your Depleted Uranium Cranium simply has to turn the price to match the price programmed into the machine. Why then, do the vending machines take on a slot machine air when I buy my Butterfingers? Why is the price 85 cents on one day, and 95 cents on another? Sure, one day it was 45 cents, but that was the day I helped the old lady cross the street AND I think someone else just forgot their change. Probably because they were injured bashing their skull into the glass in frustration.

While I'm discussing labels, why is the burden on me to determine the row and number of my selection? The cafeteria machine, you know, the one that rarely works? Several of the labels are missing... specifically E3, F5, and H0. And why is there a "zero" column, anyway? Are you planning a Vending Expansion that will jeopardize your supply of positive whole numbers? Or are you just showing off your integers, but think negatives would be audacious?

The fifth floor vendy even has some labels misapplied. Yes, I should be able to deduce F3's position between F2 and F4, but it has a E3 sticker on it and goddamn it, I eat out of vending machines... I'm probably hungover and need coffee. Throw me a fucking bone! There is nothing less savage than spending your last 85 (?) cents on a 3Musketeers, only to be rewarded with Good N Plenty.

Why does bottled water cost more than soda?

Isn't water a component of soda? Doesn't it cost more to process that water, add cancerous qualities and caramel color to it, and bottle it under pressure? Whither the price of sugar? Doth it not be high?*

Hey, you vendy stocker that puts the "GED" in "Moron", does it occur to you that the reason the Reese's PB Cups sold out so fast is because people like them??? Did they not teach you that in the late-night infomercial? Replacing them with Nature's Own Laxative Bar will, in fact, mean you have less stock work to do, but it rather defeats the purpose. Show a little initiative! Get on the five-year plan! Cripes!

Finally, O Ye Who Vend, I verily say WTF about the four (four!) "chilled candy machines" on various floors and in various hidey-spots. First of all, those machines use double the energy, 24/7, of the old-school glass-windowed pinball-machine vendors, just to keep it chill, yo. Second of all, there isn't a window, so I can't see for myself what you're out of... I have to wait for you to dis me with "MAKE ANOTHER SELECTION". Third of all, now all of a sudden you want a full dollar for those M&Ms... that's like 3 cents an M! And fourth of all, chilling candy bars makes them taste nasty, asshat. It's probably the nougatty chemicals or the separating cocoa butter or whatever, but it's serious desperation time when I cough up a dollar for crappy crap food. And don't just advise me to eat the chilled Skittles instead. Skittles were never meant to be jawbreakers. I could load those things into my Colt and pop a Skittle in yo ass.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the Headquarters Building. There is a bar to be met here, and I'm not talking about the one in the management lounge. Let's get it in gear and raise efficacy in unattended snack deployment to acceptable levels. Someone could get hurt.




* A problem that will no doubt be solved when Ron Paul becomes president and we return to the gold standard.I love Best of Craigslist :awesome:

[Sel]

why not just invite the pennies? Or do you have a problem with coins of color?

:lmao:

The vending machine prices at my school have been rising 25 cents a year, and we have things priced at such odd prices that they aren't even multiples of 5 anymore. So I usually just say fuck it and goto work and use the vending machines there. They're way cheaper.

[n00b1n8R]

Vending machines?
In schools?

Gosh darn your schools must be pov.

[Heathen]

I drink juice and its cheaper than soda by 25 so I win.

also,





http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3080/3104027840_02c35fbaf8_o.jpg
God can't make a genuine $10 bill. Only the U.S. Mint can do that. Presumably God could make an atom-for-atom copy of one, but it wouldn't be genuine because it wasn't produced by the mint.
Therefore God is not omnipotent.


Simplest explanation ever.

[itszutak]

Vending machines?
In schools?

Gosh darn your schools must be pov.
Yeah, and same thing happens here(with prices)

[English Mobster]

My gf (4:01 PM):
wanna see me breast?
Me (4:01 PM):
YES
My gf (4:02 PM):
y
Me (4:02 PM):
because...
Me (4:02 PM):
its awesome
Me (4:02 PM):
and beautiful
Me (4:02 PM):
and a part of u...
My gf says (4:03 PM):
ok
My gf (4:03 PM):
put the chickens dnt like being handeled
Me (4:03 PM):
damn... i should have seen that one comingJust as a note: Yes, she does have 3 chickens.

Edit: 100th post woot

[TeeKup]

Ekarus says:
"Hello, I'd like to buy the Fallout 3 Collectors edition"
Ekarus says:
"It's 70$
Ekarus says:
"If I can talk it down to 60, will the bobble head be a speach or Bartter?"
Avalon says:
LOL!

[Heathen]

(7:19:21 PM) Ariel: its lulzy
(7:19:38 PM) Heathen: for some reasin I read that as
(7:19:43 PM) Heathen: "Lets furry"
(7:19:49 PM) Ariel: LOL WUT

[Rob Oplawar]

god, furry is a verb now?
*shudders*

[DarkHalo003]

I drink juice and its cheaper than soda by 25 so I win.

also,




Simplest explanation ever.
I lol'ed for a bit. You're thinking too far into the lines though. It's like you scanned the bible and took it word for word and hardly interpreted it. Your proof isn't proof. It's sarcasticly trying to appease yourself so you think you're right. In reality, there are many ways God can make it mint. Also, since when does money fucking count? Also, the words "In God We Trust" are on the dollar bill. Beat that.

Genuine is actually an empty term. It means nothing in reality and is only genuine to those who make it genuine. Therefore, it really isn't genuine to other people so it isn't exactly genuine now is it? 0_0

[blind]

I lol'ed for a bit. You're thinking too far into the lines though. It's like you scanned the bible and took it word for word and hardly interpreted it. Your proof isn't proof. It's sarcasticly trying to appease yourself so you think you're right. In reality, there are many ways God can make it mint. Also, since when does money fucking count? Also, the words "In God We Trust" are on the dollar bill. Beat that.

Genuine is actually an empty term. It means nothing in reality and is only genuine to those who make it genuine. Therefore, it really isn't genuine to other people so it isn't exactly genuine now is it? 0_0
God can't.
Only the mint can.
I'm pretty sure that a genuine American dollar bill is a genuine American dollar bill everywhere in the world, just most people in other countries wouldn't care.

[Heathen]

I lol'ed for a bit. You're thinking too far into the lines though. It's like you scanned the bible and took it word for word and hardly interpreted it. Your proof isn't proof. It's sarcasticly trying to appease yourself so you think you're right. In reality, there are many ways God can make it mint. Also, since when does money fucking count? Also, the words "In God We Trust" are on the dollar bill. Beat that.

Genuine is actually an empty term. It means nothing in reality and is only genuine to those who make it genuine. Therefore, it really isn't genuine to other people so it isn't exactly genuine now is it? 0_0
I didn't read the rest after the first line because your wrong.

If it wasn't made by them then it isn't genuine. No point arguing it.
If God makes it then its not genuine. God cannot make a genuine dollar bill. THEREFORE he isn't omnipotent.

Besides, don't make me break out the "rock so big even he can't lift" speech.

[DarkHalo003]

I didn't read it because your wrong.

If it wasn't made by them then it isn't mint. No point arguing it.
If God makes it then its not mint. God cannot make a mint dollar bill. THEREFORE he isn't omnipotent.

Besides, don't make me break out the "rock so big even he can't lift" speech.
You don't understand what I'm saying. Neither one of you do. Don't make me bring out the "No General Proof is possible on both sides" speech. I go by faith fool.

[Bodzilla]

I lol'ed for a bit. You're thinking too far into the lines though. It's like you scanned the bible and took it word for word and hardly interpreted it. Your proof isn't proof. It's sarcasticly trying to appease yourself so you think you're right. In reality, there are many ways God can make it mint. Also, since when does money fucking count? Also, the words "In God We Trust" are on the dollar bill. Beat that.

Genuine is actually an empty term. It means nothing in reality and is only genuine to those who make it genuine. Therefore, it really isn't genuine to other people so it isn't exactly genuine now is it? 0_0
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7738/atheistsgc1.jpg

now get out.

[Heathen]

You don't understand what I'm saying. Neither one of you do. Don't make me bring out the "No General Proof is possible on both sides" speech. I go by faith fool.
Haha, I understand what your saying but its not right. You can religion till your ass bleeds and I don't care. Thats your thing and I am cool with that.
But arguing that he could make something that, BY DEFINITION, he could not. Its just pointless. But I am the one arguing with a Christian and thats pretty pointless.

[blind]

Ok so I am 19, and I broke up with my girlfriend about a month ago and it hit me hard, I beated up her new boyfriend and threatened to kill him if he did anything with her.

I also have this other issue, the girls I like are under my age, my friends call me a peado sometimes jokingly cos I like girls that are 14/15, although my ex was 16. I don't know why i think its just cos they are cute and immature and I like that in girls, and the older ones are all serious and dont know how to have a laugh.

Anyway with my ex, I waited until she was 16 until we had sex, but since we broke up I started being bad and talking to a 14 year old over bebo/msn/phone. THE BAD THING WAS, I said I was only 15.

Well was 15 last week actually, but on Saturday we had arranged to meet up, and because I hadn't been with a girl in a month, I totally forgot how to act around her so I took some pills before I got the train uip to where we were meeting.

Anyway I was really high and she came on her own, she was meant to be with her friend but she said that she wasn't available. So we sat in the park and I took her to pizza hut, and after talking for 4/5 hours I asked her if she wanted to come back to mine to wtach a film as it was pretty cold, mine is only 20 min train ride, but by this time it was about 6 and she had to be in at 9 so she rang her mum and told her that she was sleeping at her other friends.

Anyway we started watching some chick flick she wanted to watch, mean girls or soemthing, and she started laughing and kept grabbing me, anyway by this time I was really horny as I hadnt had any in a month, so I leaned over to her and gave her a kiss, she looked suprised but kissed me back anyway after a little while she asked where my toilet was, and I only live in a little flat so it was just around the corner.

It had been about 10 mins and I had wondered where she'd gone, so I went and looked to find her with my radio on jumping up and down on my bed, I started laugghing at her until she noticed and quickly lay down on my bed.

I went and lay next to her, and well one thing led to another, before I knew it I had my hands down her pants.

Anyway as things went on, I told her I wanted to shag her.
She said but Im a virgin, and I lied again and told her I was too.
She didnt seem to sure, so I told her, she would only be a real girl if she had sex with me.

So we did it, and it hurt her so much, she started crying, but I couldnt stop I just kept banging her.

Anyway she went home that night, on the train to her friends and I heard from her yesterday saying "never talk to me again, your evil"

And I am evil, I cant believe what I did.
Should I tell someone or check if she is OK.

Because I just want to kill myself at the moment.
http://www.hpj.com/lifestyles/cooking/508zing.gif

[TeeKup]

LOL!

[ultama121]

What a "peado".

[Heathen]

He should do it. Kill Himself.

I am 16 and I hate that I talk to 14 year olds.

[Heathen]

(6:07:00 PM) dark: one tme i heard ppl getting it on in a closet at my skool it scared me D:http://s396.photobucket.com/albums/pp48/heathencopypasta/th_RUNSIES_by_sereneworx.gif (http://s396.photobucket.com/albums/pp48/heathencopypasta/)

[ExAm]

He should do it. Kill Himself.

I am 16 and I hate that I talk to 14 year olds.Logically, it's more age proximity that matters than who is over or under 16 or 18. You're only two years older than said 14 year olds. If you were 18, it'd be weird. If the age of consent where you live is 16, having a girlfriend who is 14 is alright as long as you don't bang her yet :v:

[Gwunty]

Gwunty Wunty: suck my dick
�X: You're too far away, and it's even so it's still not big enough
Gwunty Wunty: thats not what yur mom said
Gwunty Wunty: supa burn
�X: How would you- god damn it

[Heathen]

(10:14:16 PM) Heathen: yup
(10:14:41 PM) Heathen: I had to take a 12 pound shit
(10:14:45 PM) Heathen: so I was rushing
(10:14:47 PM) xet_: ouch
(10:15:52 PM) Heathen: yup
(10:15:58 PM) Heathen: it was such a pain in the ass
(10:16:09 PM) Heathen: it reminded me of my other pain in the ass
(10:16:16 PM) Heathen: so I called my ex to see what she was doing
(10:16:29 PM) xet_: lol...
http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-obama.gif (http://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=showsmilies)

[ExAm]

How's that self-quoting for a rousing ego massage, Heathen? :downs:

[Heathen]

How's that self-quoting for a rousing ego massage, Heathen? :downs:
Fan-fucking-tastic :D


Rosa Parks Highway is a portion of United States (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States) Interstate 55 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstate_55) in Saint Louis County (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Louis_County,_Missouri) and Jefferson County (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefferson_County,_Missouri), near St. Louis, Missouri (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Louis,_Missouri).
In 1994 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994), before it was named this, the Ku Klux Klan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ku_Klux_Klan) applied to sponsor the highway (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highway) for clean up (which allowed them to have signs stating that this section of highway was maintained by the organization). The Missouri Department of Transportation rejected the Klan's application, and the Klan filed suit.
The United States Supreme Court (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Supreme_Court) eventually ruled in March 2001 that the Klan had as much right to sponsor a highway for cleanup as did any other organization. In retaliation, the Missouri legislature prominently named the section after civil rights (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_rights) activist Rosa Parks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosa_Parks). When asked how she felt about this honor, she is reported to have commented, "It is always nice to be thought of."
The Klan, however, never followed through on its sponsorship agreement, and after required notice was given, on April 4 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_4), 2001 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001) the Klan's agreement was terminated for nonperformance.

[Rob Oplawar]

People who quote themselves should be shot.
fucking Please lengthen your message to at least 1 characters.

[n00b1n8R]

Where did Eldrad’s reputation for being such a dick come from?

He gives candy to young races

And that candy will contain a slow-spreading gingivitis virus, that will fester in the new race and slowly spread amongst their entire species. The gum pain will be considered a normal part of everyday life, and they will regularly take painkillers.



When the ’Nids (http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Tyranid) invade them in 3000 years, they too will be infected by the gingivitis disease – but they are mindless beasts, who know not of painkillers. Surviving in constant pain, only made worse by eating, this entire massive hive of ’Nids will simply become extinct, a result of their own adaptation abilities.



And of course, Eldrad’s craftworld would have been the next one in line from that particular hive. Just. As. Planned.



And that is why Eldrad is a dick.


:lmao:

[n00b1n8R]

http://1d4chan.org/images/b/b9/Doomrider.jpg

"Out of the mists of chaos he rides, bike in his crotch and sword at his side!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom Rider.
Na na, na na.
He fights his own war, takes his own track, If he doesn't bail he might make his points back!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom Rider.
Na na, na na.
Son of Slaanesh, full of desire, He does cocaine and his head's on fire!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom rider.
Na na, na na.
Fights with fury of a dozen men, Spends two turns on the field then he's gone again...
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom Rider.
Na na, na na.
His bike squeals as it ploughs on through the nearest guard, His skull is flaming as his daemon sword gets hard!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom Rider.
Na na, na na.
He's a killer and he's bursting out for fun! Screaming off, now he's gone, someone rolled a one!"

[ExAm]

[23:16] Ollie: I have discovered a new scientific phenomena... Schrödinger's Beer.
[23:16] imod53: let's hear it
[23:16] Ollie: The state where you can't remember if you've drank 5 or all 6 of your cold ones in the fridge
[23:16] Ollie: It is not resolved until you open the drawer and check if there's one left.
[23:17] Ollie: Luckily tonight, there was one left..

[Bodzilla]

5 or 6?

what madness is this!

[ExAm]

5 or 6?

what madness is this!
Oh yes, he is quite mad. He is a philosophy major :downs:

[Bodzilla]

sounds awfully familiar to the "do you feel lucky punk" scenario.

[t3h m00kz]

HENRY . says:
wow
t3h m00kz says:
Wow indeed
t3h m00kz says:
What a fucking bad kid
HENRY . says:
M00ks.
HENRY . says:
You fucking moron.
t3h m00kz says:
Bad kid.
t3h m00kz says:
You fucking moron.
HENRY . says:
Blow me kid.
HENRY . says:
Please.
HENRY . says:
lolz
t3h m00kz says:
What if I said no?
t3h m00kz says:
And told you you're a piece of shit wannabe who's never gonna go pro?
HENRY . says:
Im gonna rape you kid.
HENRY . says:
So fucking hard.
t3h m00kz says:
You WOULD rape another man you fucking homosexuala.
HENRY . says:
I know.
HENRY . says:
Oh well im gonna rape your mom and your girl.
HENRY . says:
A so fucking pro rape.
t3h m00kz says:
Too bad. My mom's dead and I'm gay.
t3h m00kz says:
So what now
HENRY . says:
That is sad ;(
t3h m00kz says:
Wow kid.
t3h m00kz says:
I can't believe you took me seriously.
t3h m00kz says:
Go fucking stuff a rusty razor blade up your ass durring a hemeroid flare up.
t3h m00kz says:
While eating glass.
t3h m00kz says:
You fucking faggot.
t3h m00kz says:
Get the fuck out of my game
HENRY . says:
lmao
HENRY . says:
ahahaha
t3h m00kz says:
My uncle made Halo.
HENRY . says:
i love u
t3h m00kz says:
<3
HENRY . says:
seriosuly.
HENRY . says:
<3
t3h m00kz says:
Seriously.
t3h m00kz says:
<3
t3h m00kz says:
Now suck me.
:highfive:

[Bodzilla]

There are good drunks.
There are bad drunks.
And there is me.
I am epic drunk.

You all measure your lives by me.
I am the fulcrum.
I am the unforgiving and exacting standard of equilbrium.
I am the universe and my very whim is the standard to which you must conform.

Light a candle you whores, for beauty has graced you.
it's so beautiful :lmao:

[DarkHalo003]

British kids: You got terrorist attacked on 911. *Lots of laughing.
American: kk. You sit at home having tea-time and lost the only thing keeping you big in this world during the 1450-1750 period by a bunch of rednecks dressed in blue coats.
British Kids: STFU!

Actually had two kids from Europe say that line over Live for no reason. I only said that I was from the U.S and they went off laughing about how we got attacked on 9/11. I then said the above for the most part (it was a while back) and they started the last line. I lmaod. See, Europeans and Americans have problems don't we? [/conspiracy]

*If you're from the U.K., I didn't mean for this to offend you if it did. It was a real case scenario to show that some Europeans kids are just as ridiculous as some American kids.

[Heathen]

(6:23:21 PM) Heathen: are mexicans the negro's of texas?
(6:23:40 PM) Sim: yeah, cept in houston where the negros are the negros
(6:23:50 PM) Heathen: HAHA

[blind]

[19:44:16] * RC4life (mibbit@ool-44c02507.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #modacity
[19:44:16] * ChanServ sets mode: +v RC4life
[19:44:27] <RC4life> hallo?
[19:44:30] <RC4life> hello*
[19:45:08] <RC4life> anyone here?
[19:45:11] <RC4life> whoa
[19:45:15] <RC4life> why is it yellow?
[19:45:35] <RC4life> anyone there?
[19:45:42] <RC4life> oh i fixed it its not yellow anymore
[19:46:18] <tpblind> stfu
[19:46:29] <RC4life> of course...
[19:46:38] <Haruhi> tpblind you take care of him for me, thnx babe
[19:46:41] <Haruhi> /tf2
[19:47:25] <RC4life> i have a question...
[19:47:50] <RC4life> anyone have any gamertag ideas with the word phoenix in it?
[19:48:04] <tpblind> phoenixfaggot
[19:48:54] <RC4life> -.-
[19:49:25] <RC4life> why is everyone always an asshole?
[19:50:01] * RC4life (mibbit@ool-44c02507.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

[Heathen]

rofl

[DarkHalo003]

LOLz. A question that will never really be answered for good.

[ExAm]

[17:42] Ollie: Oh my god
[17:42] Ollie: Best prank ever
[17:42] Ollie: This reminds me of something my friend once did to his brother. They were driving home on the interstate one night, and his brother, who was in the front passenger seat, fell asleep. So my friend pulled off the road at a truck stop, parked directly in front of a semi truck facing it head on, and screamed as loud as he could.

His brother almost had a heart attack..

[TeeKup]

[19:44:16] * RC4life (mibbit@ool-44c02507.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #modacity
[19:44:16] * ChanServ sets mode: +v RC4life
[19:44:27] <RC4life> hallo?
[19:44:30] <RC4life> hello*
[19:45:08] <RC4life> anyone here?
[19:45:11] <RC4life> whoa
[19:45:15] <RC4life> why is it yellow?
[19:45:35] <RC4life> anyone there?
[19:45:42] <RC4life> oh i fixed it its not yellow anymore
[19:46:18] <tpblind> stfu
[19:46:29] <RC4life> of course...
[19:46:38] <Haruhi> tpblind you take care of him for me, thnx babe
[19:46:41] <Haruhi> /tf2
[19:47:25] <RC4life> i have a question...
[19:47:50] <RC4life> anyone have any gamertag ideas with the word phoenix in it?
[19:48:04] <tpblind> phoenixfaggot
[19:48:54] <RC4life> -.-
[19:49:25] <RC4life> why is everyone always an asshole?
[19:50:01] * RC4life (mibbit@ool-44c02507.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)


"You must spread reputation around before giving it to Blind again."

FFFFFFFFFFF

[DarkHalo003]

.
That's fucking awesome. I'm so doing that the next time I drive and park at a rest stop.

[Heathen]

in regards to the "Draw with me" thread


(10:21:00 PM) ICEE: i drew a magnificent squirtle
(10:21:04 PM) ICEE: then all of a sudden its cocks
(10:21:11 PM) Heathen: HAHAHA

[English Mobster]

Yes... I noticed that too...

[Bodzilla]

my dad was driving with his brother in-law one day when he screamed LOOK OUT!!!!! as loud as he can.

then softly explained that there was a lookout sign post back that way and the look out was a couple k's down the road to the right.
He's never gotten over it

fucking El oh el.

[English Mobster]

Fine, HeathAn, DON'T post our convo. MAKE me self-quote.
Gosh.

An Angry Mudkip: TELL YOUR REP BUDDIES TO REP ME! >.<
heathenhero: LOLOL
An Angry Mudkip: i have candy
heathenhero: its funnnn
heathenhero: HAHA
heathenhero: they will get raped
An Angry Mudkip: its in my basement
An Angry Mudkip: come on Bod
An Angry Mudkip: have this popsicle
heathenhero: BJHAHA
An Angry Mudkip: its in my pants
heathenhero: all the reps I got today
heathenhero: lemmec outn
An Angry Mudkip: it has a white cream filling
heathenhero: 8
heathenhero: today
An Angry Mudkip: dont you wanna suck on it?
heathenhero: alone
An Angry Mudkip: mhm... yeah... Bod... yeah...
An Angry Mudkip: now let me put this popsicle up ur ass
An Angry Mudkip: dont cry now
An Angry Mudkip: dont scream
An Angry Mudkip: or i'll kill you
heathenhero: LUL
An Angry Mudkip: oh yeah
An Angry Mudkip: grab a pillow and clench your teeth bod
An Angry Mudkip: im going in dry
An Angry Mudkip: yeah
An Angry Mudkip: yeah
An Angry Mudkip: yeah
An Angry Mudkip: YEAAAAAAH
An Angry Mudkip: how'd that feel Bod?
An Angry Mudkip: u like that?
An Angry Mudkip: have some more
An Angry Mudkip: ugh
An Angry Mudkip: ugh
An Angry Mudkip: ugh
An Angry Mudkip: ugh
heathenhero: HAHHA
heathenhero: omg
An Angry Mudkip: ive almost finished Bod
An Angry Mudkip: i know it hurts, but there's candy at the end
An Angry Mudkip: yeah
An Angry Mudkip: yeah
An Angry Mudkip: YEAH
An Angry Mudkip: ok, bod, hurry, open up your mouth for the candy!
An Angry Mudkip: oh... yeah...
An Angry Mudkip: its nice and warm candy, huh Bod?
An Angry Mudkip: uh! i have some more!
An Angry Mudkip: yeah.....
An Angry Mudkip: ok
An Angry Mudkip: run home now bod
An Angry Mudkip: the pain will go away in a couple days
An Angry Mudkip: but dont tell anyone
An Angry Mudkip: OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

[Bodzilla]

what is it with people and gay fantasies of me .__.

bitches got the roles backwards for starters

[n00b1n8R]

something funny
Self quoting makes me e-cool ~:awesome:>

[English Mobster]

what is it with people and gay fantasies of me .__.

bitches got the roles backwards for starters
C'mon Bod, let's go get some popsicles, k?

[Bodzilla]

u r mein biatch

[klange]

(09:29:44 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: I think Emerald Lagasse did WTC did WTC
(09:29:48 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: And Jews
(09:30:06 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Cos his might three letter words can make a fucking awesome dish.
(09:30:13 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Why can't it off a fucking building.
(09:30:33 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Emerald was probably eating a crappy hotdog and he thought it was pretty good.
(09:30:43 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: So he unleashed his word
(09:30:44 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: BAM
(09:30:46 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: So like
(09:31:03 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Bin laden got a hold of these mighty words across the ocean.
(09:31:18 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Now everyone respects Emerald cos he's Itallian or some shit
(09:31:44 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: So out of respect, he offered the WTC to the all mighty Emerald
(09:31:53 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: A++++
(09:32:12 PM) OasisGamesCom: Who the fuck is Emerald?
(09:32:17 PM) OasisGamesCom: You mean Emeril?
(09:32:17 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: That cook guy.
(09:32:20 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Yeah
(09:32:21 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Fuck
(09:32:23 PM) OasisGamesCom: Dumbass.
(09:32:30 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Lol
(09:32:35 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: You got me..

[ExAm]

Shut Up I Hack You

By "Elch"; originally posted on Slashdot (http://slashdot.org/)
In case you don't speak German (just as this hacker), I've tried a little translation to English. I might have made some spelling errors, but the original spelling wasn't perfect either. The guy really said "buy buy" in the German version.
For information:


The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch.
127.0.0.1 is always the IP address of the computer you're currently using; any request there will return to your computer.
Notice that in Germany we get Daylight Savings Time (DST) earlier than in the US.

The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with a kid insulting everyone on the #stopHipHop IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny...
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP address in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure.
I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve...
Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<bitchchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you're afraid
<bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.
<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look
In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
<bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
<Elch> that's bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.
<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....
Or isn't it happening on my computer?
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH
The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
<bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout".
We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.:awesome:

E: my friend ollie is on a roll in this thread

[20:17] imod53: so on the forum i go to, someone set up a flash drawing canvas any one can edit at any time
[20:18] imod53: everyone is constantly drawing cocks
[20:18] Ollie: My parents have pretty much learned that if I'm not drinking directly out of a can, it's alcoholic
[20:18] Ollie: Heh
[20:18] Ollie: Like Picto-cock at PAX
[20:18] Ollie: You'd be amazed at how that is
[20:18] Ollie: We're talking 3d penises with individually drawn hairs and realistic shading
[20:19] imod53: O_o
[20:19] Ollie: Yeah
[20:19] Ollie: It's like the rembrants of homoerotica
[20:20] imod53: i'm intrigued
[20:20] imod53: i wonder what the sexually related version of morbid curiosity is
[20:21] Ollie: I don't know but I know it leads to horrible places.

[Bodzilla]

i'm fuckign sigging that exam.

thats poetically beautiful

[klange]

(05:44:25 PM) Kevin Lange {Endr.in}: Is it a set of shot glasses?
(05:44:30 PM) Jarocks: closer
(05:44:42 PM) Kevin Lange {Endr.in}: Is it a bong?
(05:44:45 PM) Jarocks: YES
(05:44:51 PM) Kevin Lange {Endr.in}: Did you buy a bong?
(05:44:54 PM) Jarocks: yes
(05:44:56 PM) Jarocks: i did
(05:45:00 PM) Jarocks: and am happy as hellHe buys a bong, and tells me?

Note: The hint he gave was "it's made of glass and it's fun".

[BobtheGreatII]

He buys a bong, and tells me?

ROFL, that's Joe for you.

[n00b1n8R]

Terrence says:
remember that time you dissabled your rep?
Terrence says:
lol.
bodzilla says:
yeah i do
bodzilla says:
i only re-enabled it cause it didnt make any difference
bodzilla says:
people still +rep or -repped me
bodzilla says:
plud i prefer to know what people agree with and what they dont
Terrence says:
dare you to dissable it for a month
Terrence says:
double dare you
bodzilla says:
i'll do it if you do it
Terrence says:
i knew you'd say that
Terrence says:
AND I ACCEPT!
bodzilla says:
but my birthdya is in 2 weeks
bodzilla says:
DL
bodzilla says:
D:
Terrence says:
i accidentally my green boxes
Terrence says:
your turnCome on duder. :cop:

E:

Terrence says:
DO IT FAGGOT
Terrence says:
tick tock
Terrence says:
disable that shit yo
Terrence says:
come on you maggot
bodzilla says:
cant talk
bodzilla says:
wow'in
http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/birds/images/de_blue_hen_chicken.jpg

[English Mobster]

Bod has a large cock?

Wow, what a nice statement Noob. Didn't know you had it in ya.

[Bodzilla]

Come on duder. :cop:

E:

http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/birds/images/de_blue_hen_chicken.jpg

hehehe.

i'll get round to it, trying to organise a raid ftl

[t3h m00kz]

Somehow I don't feel very original anymore.

:saddowns:

[Bodzilla]

you never where <3

[English Mobster]

Is the new cool thing disabling your rep or something?

[ExAm]

I guess it's a cool idea, you are not judged by the color of your bars, but by the content of your posts :downs:

[n00b1n8R]

WHAT

[English Mobster]

I guess it's a cool idea, you are not judged by the color of your bars, but by the content of your posts :downs:
Except everyone knows how many bars you have already... =/

[Rob Oplawar]

Join us, ExAm! We have cake!

[t3h m00kz]

Except everyone knows how many bars you have already... =/

Yeah. I have one black bar. /smartass

[Needles]

Zero:
Feb 1 2009, 06:59 AM
I hope so. I don't want her here for much longer...

Yes. I saw her naked in the park. See, she was hanging out with her friends when they accidentally stripped her of her bathing suit. And I happened to be walking by as it happened.

I just turned around, and walked away.


Madkiller92 (That's me)
Wtf.....WHAT THE FUCK.
(I Was responding to the text in bold).



Zero Today, 7:21 AM Post #30
Alright, I'll tell you. I don't care if you believe it or not.

She's a hephrodite.


muffin man Today, 7:29 AM Post #37
She has a penis?


Zacharoni
So wait, she had a dick flapping in the breeze when she was running around naked in the park?


Zero
Feb 1 2009, 07:36 AM
Also, I can't believe some of you actually fell for this shit.

From the New Flood http://s4.zetaboards.com/New_Flood/forum/26317/
Can't post the thread, it's NSFW, someone actually put up pictures of a hephrodite in page 4 of the thread :gonk:.

[Syuusuke]

In which you have to sign up for. Not gonna do it.

[Needles]

In which you have to sign up for. Not gonna do it.

It's easy.

For those of you who don't know what it is, it's a website that was founded and has the older members of the bungie.net flood forums.

[ExAm]

Join us, ExAm! We have cake!
Can't argue with cake! :awesome:

[Needles]

Can't argue with cake! :awesome:

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

Pie beats cake by a long shot.

[Bodzilla]

Can't argue with cake! :awesome:

o/

[ExAm]

o/
Intercept interception! \o

[Rob Oplawar]

hf \oawwww darn

[Heathen]

(10:38:12 PM) Travis: you taintsucking babyraper.....
(10:41:03 PM) roonillwazlibb: Let me tell you what I wanna do, let me show you that I'm feelin' you. Wanna sex ,wanna ride with you, wanna taste, wanna put my lips all over you. Can't get enough of you, always take care of you. So sweet, so very wet, so good, boy you make me sweat. Boy I'm talkin' 'bout peaches and cream. I need it cause you know that I'm a fiend, gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine. It's even better when it's with ice cream, know what I mean peaches and cream.