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English Mobster
December 3rd, 2008, 03:04 AM
*Sigh*
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/12/02/terror.report/index.html
If the government KNOWS when it's going to happen and where it is going to originate from, how come they can't stop it? I understand that there's probably a lot more to this than what I think, our alliance with Pakistan probably has some sort of terms where we can't screw with the terrorists there or something, but still.

Anyway... Something's telling me this is BS; propaganda anyway. The government's just making up a date to scare people into wanting the military to stop the terrorists, meaning we have to spend more time in the Middle East, a war we cannot win, much like Vietnam.

Timo
December 3rd, 2008, 03:08 AM
I don't understand you can predict when something as random and sporadic as a terrorist attack involving 'weapons of mass destruction' will occur. It's just fear mongering.

English Mobster
December 3rd, 2008, 03:16 AM
The media's the only real terror organization in America, tbh.

ExAm
December 3rd, 2008, 03:26 AM
Agreed. Fecking assholes.

DaneO'Roo
December 3rd, 2008, 04:11 AM
Haha, the batshit insane rigmarole begins once again. Yet another page in history for our future descendants to look back in disgust on.

n00b1n8R
December 3rd, 2008, 04:14 AM
How long did the cold war last?
The end of WW2 to the early 90's?

Goody.

Limited
December 3rd, 2008, 09:35 AM
"Apparently" the US government told India a week/2 weeksbefore the attacks in Mumbi that there was going to an attack from sea by pakistanians.

I dont know how much truth is in it.

9/11 was known about ages before it happened, they didnt manage to stop that obviously.

LlamaMaster
December 3rd, 2008, 10:00 AM
Doesn't matter, the world ends on 2012 anyway. :-3

FRain
December 3rd, 2008, 10:03 AM
yay nukes inhaled mosquito west nile virus...... wat

Seriously, what? I don't think any terrorists have the tools to make nerve gas or anything else deadly, probably just Mustard gas, which would sting like hell, but by the time its released we'll all have radiation suits so we'll be just fiine.

CN3089
December 3rd, 2008, 10:17 AM
yay nukes inhaled mosquito west nile virus...... wat

Seriously, what? I don't think any terrorists have the tools to make nerve gas or anything else deadly, probably just Mustard gas, which would sting like hell, but by the time its released we'll all have radiation suits so we'll be just fiine.

Biological, not chemical.

FRain
December 3rd, 2008, 10:27 AM
Oh, so like the Ultra-Flu?

rossmum
December 3rd, 2008, 10:39 AM
yes


yay nukes inhaled mosquito west nile virus...... wat

Seriously, what? I don't think any terrorists have the tools to make nerve gas or anything else deadly, probably just Mustard gas, which would sting like hell, but by the time its released we'll all have radiation suits so we'll be just fiine.
by the way mustard gas does a lot more than sting, which is why it's considered dangerous...?

blind
December 3rd, 2008, 10:47 AM
Biological terror attack guys.

Prepare New York against godzilla, may god help us.

ICEE
December 3rd, 2008, 11:07 AM
Psh, this seems more like a science fiction screenplay than a serious article. The word "would" is used too much. I don't buy into this for a second.

Phopojijo
December 3rd, 2008, 11:48 AM
Yeah...

What they're saying is that more and more people are acquiring the methods of attacking us.

Of course if we wouldn't randomly attack people making them think we're a monster out to destroy... we'd have less people caring right?

SnaFuBAR
December 3rd, 2008, 01:25 PM
Perhaps they're forgetting that there was already bio terrorism committed in the US by a white christian bio lab technician?

hurf de fucking durf?

paladin
December 3rd, 2008, 02:57 PM
I already started digging my bomb shelter, but now have to line it lead? fuck...

SnaFuBAR
December 3rd, 2008, 04:15 PM
more like uber filters and a decontamination room

Bodzilla
December 3rd, 2008, 04:53 PM
you people are behind the 8 ball.
i started building my bomb shelter weeks ago.
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/bodzilla_1/Image011.jpg

half the brick works done now but you just wait till you see it finished.
mmmm Pizza

Pooky
December 3rd, 2008, 04:58 PM
Haha, the batshit insane rigmarole begins once again. Yet another page in history for our future descendants to look back in disgust on.

We won't have any descendents to look back on history because they'll all be KILLED BY TERRORISTS.

GOD.

DarkHalo003
December 3rd, 2008, 04:59 PM
Doesn't matter, the world ends on 2012 anyway. :-3
No, South Americans were just tired of keeping track of their calendar and were like, "ah wtf, we'll just stop our calendar here while we're at it." World doesn't go boom till the anti-christ (aka a bastard who thinks he's a god if you don't believe in Christianity) makes his appearance. That, or we'll blow each other up in a world-wide nuclear fight. But you Australians will live....fecking Kangaroos....and it's not like they'll be able to just send a missile and hit the U.S.; we have enough anti-air missiles and can use rail guns to hit the missile before it even reached us. We also have enough security om airports NOW to prevent anything like that from entering the U.S.

Bodzilla
December 3rd, 2008, 05:01 PM
you can swear here man, your mums not going to know or care, because she's too busy getting fucked.
by me.

/yahtsee

DarkHalo003
December 3rd, 2008, 05:04 PM
you can swear here man, your mums not going to know or care, because she's too busy getting fucked.
by me.

/yahtsee
Nah, I'm just not a big cusser at the moment. I have to be in the mood. :XD:

paladin
December 3rd, 2008, 07:26 PM
you people are behind the 8 ball.
i started building my bomb shelter weeks ago.
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/bodzilla_1/Image011.jpg

half the brick works done now but you just wait till you see it finished.
mmmm Pizza

Mines 20 feet under ground, the standard lol-proof depth. It has 2 meter thick concrete reinforced walls, enough provisions to last me 3 days, and enough porn to fap myself to death. Also, its only accessible through the secret door in the big oak tree in my back yard.

Bodzilla
December 3rd, 2008, 07:34 PM
:shh: it's really a Pizza Oven.

paladin
December 3rd, 2008, 07:36 PM
:shh: it's really a Pizza Oven.
For a really big pizza... yum.

Chainsy
December 3rd, 2008, 08:36 PM
Rolf at police watching picture in New York, what are they really going to do if 5 turban wearing fuckers started shooting up the place? The fat one probably would not even be able to make it down the stairs before he dies of a heart attack, also, if some reporters can sneak up behind them and take pictures, then any terrorist could simply walk around and get pictures of all the guard posts and easily formulate a plan, seriously if you think about it, the creepy retarded kid that bites people that lives about a block away could pull off a successful terrorist attack on us.

SnaFuBAR
December 3rd, 2008, 08:52 PM
turban wearing fuckers
i really don't understand why you have to use such un-insightful terminology to derogatorily describe a group of people you hardly know a thing about.

PopeAK49
December 3rd, 2008, 09:05 PM
^I had to punch a kid in the face for making racial comments about me being part jewish.

Anyways just a total retarded bull shit theory, but maybe when acouple of terrist scientest came to Alaska they dug up a dead body that happened to have the Spanish influenza virus which is the deadliest virus ever, anyways they use it as a weapon and boom the worlds dead. And thats your biological weapon.

DarkHalo003
December 3rd, 2008, 09:08 PM
Anyone dressed as a normal person can be a terrorist. Just look at Eric Rudolph; he was a radical Christian (beyond radical even) that believed setting random bombs off would stop abortion. He even told the gov't and everything that he was going to set off the explosives unless they stopped abortion. Just because someone wears a turban doesn't mean they're a terrorist at all. It just so happens that extremely radical Muslims wear turbans also. I hate it how everyone, including me, are judgmental at first....it's pretty annoying, especially when you know it's wrong.

And Pope, the Ebola Zaire Virus is the deadliest virus ever. :tinfoil:

Bodzilla
December 3rd, 2008, 09:12 PM
I Disagree.

AIDS hit us where it hurts most, The balls.

Chainsy
December 3rd, 2008, 09:12 PM
i really don't understand why you have to use such un-insightful terminology to derogatorily describe a group of people you hardly know a thing about.
It was not to insult them, but its really the stereotype America thinks of when they say terrorist, for example if I say a group of masked men with guns, it comes more in American culture as a robbery then a total terrorist attack.

SnaFuBAR
December 3rd, 2008, 09:16 PM
It may not have been, but the regurgitation of that ugly stereotype only perpetuates it more. Either way you look at it, you were wrong to use it.

By adding that qualifier, you are under the assumption that the terrorists will be radical muslims, when, in fact, they can be of any culture/creed/etc.

IRA
KKK
Anti-abortion groups
christian fundamentalists
anyone.

Chainsy
December 3rd, 2008, 09:21 PM
I suppose you're right, but I find it funny that you are jumping on my back on this when I have seen plenty of older members on this forum make even more offensive and racial remarks that were intended to be as insults, for example, Silentwind called me a fagot, this is an obvious insult at the homosexual community, may not be racist, but is still offensive.
I have seen Massacre use the nigger stole my bike joke, and not even get a slap on the wrist.
I have seen Cn call llama a nigger, when he is obviously white.
I am just wondering why all of a sudden you become offended by my post and only mine?

Hotrod
December 3rd, 2008, 09:21 PM
If they really know what's gonna happen, why don't they do shit about it?

DarkHalo003
December 3rd, 2008, 09:25 PM
If they really know what's gonna happen, why don't they do shit about it?
Because the gov't is too disfunctional and caught up in its own political issues than the safety of the people. The gov't likes to twittle their thumbs and talk politics more than provide security for its country like it's supposed too.....and if not this then they are probably just joshing us or are assuming it as not real.

SnaFuBAR
December 3rd, 2008, 09:30 PM
I suppose you're right, but I find it funny that you are jumping on my back on this when I have seen plenty of older members on this forum make even more offensive and racial remarks that were intended to be as insults, for example, Silentwind called me a fagot, this is an obvious insult at the homosexual community, may not be racist, but is still offensive.
I have seen Massacre use the nigger stole my bike joke, and not even get a slap on the wrist.
I have seen Cn call llama a nigger, when he is obviously white.
I am just wondering why all of a sudden you become offended by my post and only mine?
I never saw those posts. Any time I DO see something like that, I have something to say. It has nothing to do with who you are, don't worry.

PopeAK49
December 3rd, 2008, 09:31 PM
Anyone dressed as a normal person can be a terrorist. Just look at Eric Rudolph; he was a radical Christian (beyond radical even) that believed setting random bombs off would stop abortion. He even told the gov't and everything that he was going to set off the explosives unless they stopped abortion. Just because someone wears a turban doesn't mean they're a terrorist at all. It just so happens that extremely radical Muslims wear turbans also. I hate it how everyone, including me, are judgmental at first....it's pretty annoying, especially when you know it's wrong.

And Pope, the Ebola Zaire Virus is the deadliest virus ever. :tinfoil:

My fault your right it is the Ebola virus that is the deadliest viruse ever, but hiv has killed more people then black death or ebola. Yet the spanish influenza is still a mystery to most people. Yet for Ebola i don't have to worry about excreting my spleen out since i dont have one, but ill still die. God what a scary virus.

DarkHalo003
December 3rd, 2008, 09:34 PM
My fault your right it is the Ebola virus that is the deadliest viruse ever, but hiv has killed more people then black death or ebola. Yet the spanish influenza is still a mystery to most people. Yet for Ebola i don't have to worry about excreting my spleen out since i dont have one, but ill still die. God what a scary virus.
You'll flush out everything in your body that isn't secured down; your blood, and intestines. Your lungs would be filled with blood and blood will be pouring out of your eyes and ears and other bad areas. The good thing about Ebola is that it is an extremely hard virus to contain AND transfer and the only ways you can really track it are by those who are infected by it. But yeah, what a scary virus.

PopeAK49
December 3rd, 2008, 09:37 PM
God if i get a virus like that then i would just tell someone to shoot me. That would be a terrible biological attack if ebola is involved.

ultama121
December 3rd, 2008, 09:42 PM
Lol.

This is as great as the Hadron collider.

Its almost like they make these stories to intentionally just make the reader fucking paranoid.

DarkHalo003
December 3rd, 2008, 09:46 PM
Lol.

This is as great as the Hadron collider.

Its almost like they make these stories to intentionally just make the reader fucking paranoid.
You know, I thought about that as I read this stuff. The funny thing is, the world was wrong about that too....unless this is an alternate universe....but then again nothing has changed if so and then cows would fly and I would breathe underwater. But nope, it's wrong, because neither of those things came true. :lol:

Donut
December 3rd, 2008, 09:48 PM
so hey, unrelated, i read an article on switched about how internet news has been directly linked to stress increase
http://www.switched.com/2008/12/01/do-web-searches-increase-health-fears/?icid=100214839x1214128144x1200945103
:XD:

DarkHalo003
December 3rd, 2008, 09:50 PM
so hey, unrelated, i read an article on switched about how internet news has been directly linked to stress increase
Haha, that's because half of the world is on the internet and that there is no comfort or sympathy in writing, meaning everything is direct; just as a lot of people hate it (not saying the majority, but a lot).

Huero
December 3rd, 2008, 10:43 PM
I suppose you're right, but I find it funny that you are jumping on my back on this when I have seen plenty of older members on this forum make even more offensive and racial remarks that were intended to be as insults, for example, Silentwind called me a fagot, this is an obvious insult at the homosexual community, may not be racist, but is still offensive.
I have seen Massacre use the nigger stole my bike joke, and not even get a slap on the wrist.
I have seen Cn call llama a nigger, when he is obviously white.
I am just wondering why all of a sudden you become offended by my post and only mine?

because none of them were being serious FAGOT >:C
seriously faggot is a commonly used term it doesnt even really refer to gay people in that context.
the nigger stole me bike joke is really not racist on account of the fact that it's kind of a meme
that in its essence labels it as not racist as it's a :gasp: joke
Con calling llama a nigger is clearly not meant to be to be taken seriously
ps how the fuck do you know what race llama is?

Roostervier
December 3rd, 2008, 10:55 PM
because none of them were being serious FAGOT >:C
seriously faggot is a commonly used term it doesnt even really refer to gay people in that context.
the nigger stole me bike joke is really not racist on account of the fact that it's kind of a meme
that in its essence labels it as not racist as it's a :gasp: joke
Con calling llama a nigger is clearly not meant to be to be taken seriously
ps how the fuck do you know what race llama is?Con never called him that, CN did. <_<

Bodzilla
December 4th, 2008, 03:56 AM
I suppose you're right, but I find it funny that you are jumping on my back on this when I have seen plenty of older members on this forum make even more offensive and racial remarks that were intended to be as insults, for example, Silentwind called me a fagot, this is an obvious insult at the homosexual community, may not be racist, but is still offensive.
I have seen Massacre use the nigger stole my bike joke, and not even get a slap on the wrist.
I have seen Cn call llama a nigger, when he is obviously white.
I am just wondering why all of a sudden you become offended by my post and only mine?
oh my lord good heavens no!

TeeKup
December 4th, 2008, 03:34 PM
I suppose you're right, but I find it funny that you are jumping on my back on this when I have seen plenty of older members on this forum make even more offensive and racial remarks that were intended to be as insults, for example, Silentwind called me a fagot, this is an obvious insult at the homosexual community, may not be racist, but is still offensive.
I have seen Massacre use the nigger stole my bike joke, and not even get a slap on the wrist.
I have seen Cn call llama a nigger, when he is obviously white.
I am just wondering why all of a sudden you become offended by my post and only mine?

Please pull that shaft from your ass, then maybe you can see they weren't being serious.

A lot of the older members are great friends with one another and have a good understanding of each other. These are our norms, this is how we work, this is how we behave. When you joined this site you jumped into our norms. Get used to it or leave.

Hotrod
December 4th, 2008, 03:54 PM
Its almost like they make these stories to intentionally just make the reader fucking paranoid.
It's all a :conspiracy:

Beckinsale
December 4th, 2008, 04:16 PM
Well, we are due for some kind of epidemic...It's been awhile since we had a major one, history does repeat it's self, so I wouldn't be surprised if this happens, wouldn't be surprised if this is another scare like 2000, or 2012.

All in all, it's time for an epidemic, and i'm ready for it, life is getting boring. Bring your worst!

TeeKup
December 4th, 2008, 04:25 PM
Oh my god is Deluxe. I haven't seen you in bloody ages.

Beckinsale
December 4th, 2008, 04:35 PM
Yep, it's been awhile, damn WoW :p

TeeKup
December 4th, 2008, 08:24 PM
It's going to kill you eventually.

PopeAK49
December 4th, 2008, 08:52 PM
Didn't some kid pass out or something for playing WoW for 20 hours straight?

Anyways everything by 2013 is going to look like the game Fallout 3.

Bodzilla
December 5th, 2008, 01:12 AM
Yep, it's been awhile, damn WoW :p
Thought i recognized you, Sup man :)

English Mobster
December 5th, 2008, 09:27 PM
Didn't some kid pass out or something for playing WoW for 20 hours straight?

Anyways everything by 2013 is going to look like the game Fallout 3.
Isn't that the game that was at E3 where you can collect random shit on the ground and make a teddy bear cannon?

If it is;
FUCKING RAD.

Masterz1337
December 5th, 2008, 09:41 PM
Rolf at police watching picture in New York, what are they really going to do if 5 turban wearing fuckers started shooting up the place? The fat one probably would not even be able to make it down the stairs before he dies of a heart attack, also, if some reporters can sneak up behind them and take pictures, then any terrorist could simply walk around and get pictures of all the guard posts and easily formulate a plan, seriously if you think about it, the creepy retarded kid that bites people that lives about a block away could pull off a successful terrorist attack on us.
How on earth do you still have Green rep.

Funny how since 9-11 foreign terrorists haven't been able to attack us on our own soil. Either they really are that stupid, or our government has been doing their job.

Rob Oplawar
December 5th, 2008, 09:48 PM
Guys, guys, guys, do you realize what this means?

Hellooooo, biological weapons? There are two possibilities, the second being much more likely:
a: 99.99% of the world's population dies off, the remaining .01%, naturally immune, roam the world in armored vehicle gangs.
b: the virus mutates to infect recently deceased individuals, reanimating their flesh and causing them to spread the virus by attacking the living.

It's finally about to happen: ZOMBIES!
I hope you guys have your Zombie Plans handy.



On an only slightly more serious note, I hear that when presented with this report detailing the increased in risk of mass terrorist attacks in the past 8 years, Bush said that he agreed with that assessment and wished the next president good luck.

January 20th can't come soon enough.

TheGhost
December 6th, 2008, 02:14 AM
Hah, yes, I saw this on the Colbert Report. It was a small article about the size of my palm with a HUGE article about OJ Simpson next to it. Shows where our priorities are.

Seriously though, at the rate tragedies around the world are happening it seems incredibly lucky that we haven't had any catastrophic terrorist events in the US in the last 5 years.

Skill
December 6th, 2008, 03:07 AM
Guys, guys, guys, do you realize what this means?

Hellooooo, biological weapons? There are two possibilities, the second being much more likely:
a: 99.99% of the world's population dies off, the remaining .01%, naturally immune, roam the world in armored vehicle gangs.
http://blogs.theage.com.au/screenplay/Mad%20Max.jpg

I don't know about you, but I'm ready.

Rook
December 6th, 2008, 03:32 AM
I hope they're serious. :haw:

Mass
December 6th, 2008, 09:14 AM
I suppose you're right, but I find it funny that you are jumping on my back on this when I have seen plenty of older members on this forum make even more offensive and racial remarks that were intended to be as insults, for example, Silentwind called me a fagot, this is an obvious insult at the homosexual community, may not be racist, but is still offensive.
I have seen Massacre use the nigger stole my bike joke, and not even get a slap on the wrist.
I have seen Cn call llama a nigger, when he is obviously white.
I am just wondering why all of a sudden you become offended by my post and only mine?
waaaaaiiit

I never even made that joke. I still haven't seen the source of that meme, and still don't get it, tbh.

And even if I had, snaf knows I'm no racist...