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StankBacon
December 4th, 2008, 03:54 AM
the real cortana.. jen taylor..

small documentary type thingy of her going around the world and meeting halo fans, dunno what this is from but its pretty cool, and shes awesome.

she even goes to mothergoats house :o

part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bFBAyKQQkM


part 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYg1h3Z_Vf4

:) i <3 cort.. i mean zoey... i mean jen.

didn't embed them because i dunno how to make the high quality one play..


dont care if its already been posted >.>

Darqeness
December 4th, 2008, 04:13 AM
I believe it's from the bonus disk that comes with either the Legendary or Limited edition of Halo 3.

It's pretty interesting.

rossmum
December 4th, 2008, 04:54 AM
Yeah, was a good watch. Thanks for the links.

nooBBooze
December 4th, 2008, 05:04 AM
I'd like to stick her right into my skull.

FluffyDucky™
December 4th, 2008, 07:30 AM
Wow, that was really good, I enjoyed that, thnx b. :)

StankBacon
December 4th, 2008, 07:39 AM
:D

Hotrod
December 4th, 2008, 07:42 AM
Yeah, that's from the Legendary Edition Extras disk, I watched this way back when I first got the game. Good upload though.

Reaper Man
December 4th, 2008, 08:22 AM
That was pretty awesome.

Limited
December 4th, 2008, 09:28 AM
Holy shit she went to mothergoats house, that kicks ass :O

Great post thanks

blind
December 4th, 2008, 10:06 AM
i miss mothergoat

Kornman00
December 4th, 2008, 11:00 AM
IIRC, she had a sex scene in a movie once. I remember Nick showing me something and was like "yeah, jen taylor" vOv.

Pooky
December 4th, 2008, 12:25 PM
I wouldn't mind meeting her, so I could BEAT HER OVER THE HEAD FOR PLAYING SUCH AN ANNOYING CHARACTER.

And also for sex.

Phopojijo
December 4th, 2008, 12:47 PM
I'd like to stick her right into my skull.I think you're confused...

§partan 8
December 4th, 2008, 01:39 PM
Too bad they didn't mention anything about halo ce fans.

Bodzilla
December 4th, 2008, 03:00 PM
I wouldn't mind meeting her, so I could BEAT HER OVER THE HEAD FOR PLAYING SUCH AN ANNOYING CHARACTER.

And also for sex.
diaf Fag.

how can you find zoey or cortana annoying D:?
Me and her, where kinda close.
Like buds man.

CodeBrain
December 4th, 2008, 03:32 PM
IIRC, she had a sex scene in a movie once. I remember Nick showing me something and was like "yeah, jen taylor" vOv.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b152/ShadowFireMario/awesome_collection/shock.gif

Gamerkd16
December 4th, 2008, 03:56 PM
I think the video is pretty cool. She actually talks pretty similar to the way she sounds in the game. Sometimes voice actors modify their voices drastically (Futurama comes to mind) to play a particular part but for her there's really not much of a change at all.


IIRC, she had a sex scene in a movie once. I remember Nick showing me something and was like "yeah, jen taylor" vOv.
Yes, the movie Inheritance.

Movie Screenshot:NSFW (http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/name.php/2248)

bobbysoon
December 4th, 2008, 04:21 PM
Nice link :pervert:
however, it's not a documentary involving aboriginees, so, fyi,


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Gamerkd16
December 4th, 2008, 04:36 PM
Nice link :pervert:
however, it's not a documentary involving aboriginees, so, fyi,

It's not gross. Though that depends on the person I guess. And it's not porn. Nudity in movies != porn. Otherwise those movies wouldn't be in public theaters. lol

Another cool youtube link. All the voices of Halo in a rapid-fire sequence:
Voices of Halo 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mGYPj7nh6Y#t=2m29s)

Linked instead of stream because it has a time bookmark in it.

Pooky
December 5th, 2008, 07:29 PM
diaf Fag.

how can you find zoey or cortana annoying D:?
Me and her, where kinda close.
Like buds man.

Zoey is fine.



Cortana....

Woo this game is so great, I just punched that Brute right in the face! I can't wait to get to the next par-

COULD YOU SACRIFICE ME TO COMPLETE YOUR MISSION?

COULD YOU WATCH ME DIE?

Uh... I think I just had an epileptic seizure.

And my hands are numb.

What the fuck did that have to do with anything?

Rob Oplawar
December 5th, 2008, 10:25 PM
You have no appreciation for storytelling. If you want senseless murder without interruption, go play matchmaking instead.
Actually, the Cortana flashback-whatever-they-are-thingies are quite annoying. But that's no reason to hate Cortana herself!

Arteen
December 5th, 2008, 10:45 PM
You have no appreciation for storytelling. If you want senseless murder without interruption, go play matchmaking instead.
Actually, the Cortana flashback-whatever-they-are-thingies are quite annoying. But that's no reason to hate Cortana herself!
Honestly, the interruptions are just bad storytelling. And as Pooky brought up, they can be painful to watch, too.

Ki11a_FTW
December 5th, 2008, 11:14 PM
Seriously, The art design some of us do, should get there attention :\ oh well.

Stormwing
December 6th, 2008, 12:11 AM
Another cool youtube link. All the voices of Halo in a rapid-fire sequence:
Voices of Halo 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mGYPj7nh6Y#t=2m29s)
wow, awesome. thanks a lot for the link, it was cool seeing th epeople behind the voices doing their thing. and of course, marty kicking ass.

Bodzilla
December 6th, 2008, 05:13 AM
Zoey is fine.



Cortana....

Woo this game is so great, I just punched that Brute right in the face! I can't wait to get to the next par-

COULD YOU SACRIFICE ME TO COMPLETE YOUR MISSION?

COULD YOU WATCH ME DIE?

Uh... I think I just had an epileptic seizure.

And my hands are numb.

What the fuck did that have to do with anything?

well i havnt played Halo 2 or 3 so :S

n00b1n8R
December 6th, 2008, 07:16 AM
COULD YOU SACRIFICE ME TO COMPLETE YOUR MISSION?

COULD YOU WATCH ME DIE?
wat

Bungie tried to shoehorn emotions into halo?:XD:

Hotrod
December 6th, 2008, 10:37 AM
I didn't have a problem with those, I actually found it cool that they implemented stuff from the books into the game.

ICEE
December 6th, 2008, 01:12 PM
They only annoyed me because I never got exactly why chief was having those hallucinations. Was cortana mindhacking him or something?

Rob Oplawar
December 6th, 2008, 01:34 PM
Seriously, The art design some of us do, should get there attention :\ oh well.

There are some extremely talented individuals hanging around HBO that have done some fantastic fan art that blows away anything I've ever done, and they didn't get a visit either. There are a whole lot of Halo fans worth mentioning out there- too many to cram into a 20 minute video.

Roostervier
December 6th, 2008, 02:21 PM
Good post (the OP that is). I skipped the part with MLG but the rest was great.

Pooky
December 6th, 2008, 05:22 PM
You have no appreciation for storytelling. If you want senseless murder without interruption, go play matchmaking instead.
Actually, the Cortana flashback-whatever-they-are-thingies are quite annoying. But that's no reason to hate Cortana herself!


I have appreciation for storytelling, the first time I play a game. After that I appreciate having the option to skip watching all this shit I already know.

Besides which they're painful to watch and as ironclad said they're never fucking explained nor do they add to the story in any way.

And yes, I like to have senseless murder without interruption in my First Person Shooter.

n00b1n8R
December 6th, 2008, 06:59 PM
And yes, I like to have senseless murder without interruption in my First Person Shooter.
RELOAD DR FREEMAN

Malevolence
December 7th, 2008, 02:39 PM
The best explanation I can give for that is that while she was stuck with Gravemind, she and Gravemind somehow bonded and she could use his telepathy (or whatever he had, I get these confused all the time.)

Cortexian
December 11th, 2008, 06:25 AM
Since when did Mothergoat get such awesome recognition... I honestly thought he was just a fan like all of us that never got recognized as being awesome...

Wow.

n00b1n8R
December 11th, 2008, 07:59 AM
Pretty sure he got hired. >_>

Sever
December 11th, 2008, 12:24 PM
Yeah, he's the one who did a bunch of the crates and other scenery. He had a few blog entries on it somewhere... brb - checking hbo for it.

e: can't find it there... w/e.
your thinking of mrs doublefire.

StankBacon
December 11th, 2008, 01:53 PM
your thinking of mrs doublefire.

Sever
December 11th, 2008, 02:53 PM
Oh, yeah :/ that explains it... He did get hired by another company, 5TH Cell, though, and got EVERYTHING of his covered with paper (http://kotaku.com/5069406/drawn-to-life-devs-punk-vacationing-staffer-with-drawn-to-life-desk) while away on vacation.

Cortexian
December 11th, 2008, 05:16 PM
Oh, yeah :/ that explains it... He did get hired by another company, 5TH Cell, though, and got EVERYTHING of his covered with paper (http://kotaku.com/5069406/drawn-to-life-devs-punk-vacationing-staffer-with-drawn-to-life-desk) while away on vacation.
Oh yea, I remember seeing that now... I didn't put Mothergoats name to it though...

Zombie Bait
December 11th, 2008, 06:16 PM
Somethings telling me, I posted to late to understand anything. But cool videos though. I have limited edition, didn't find anything yet.

Hunter
December 12th, 2008, 03:42 PM
That all looks fun but some people take it to far. It can get sad.. No offence to them. Because I would love to do that.

deathret
December 12th, 2008, 04:02 PM
Enjoyed the videos. Thanks for posting. And yes, there are many freaks in halo. (and I did laugh at the special moment of the father and son had while talking about working together on halo stuff.)