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TeeKup
December 17th, 2008, 10:44 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3797892/Burger-King-releases-meat-scented-cologne.html

Burger King releases meat-scented cologne
American fast-food chain Burger King has come up with a novel Christmas gift idea for the meat-loving man who has everything: barbecue-scented cologne.

Just in time for the festive season, the company has released its very own men's body spray, Flame.

Not recommended for vegetarians, Flame is being promoted as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broilled meat".

While the smell itself might not inspire confidence, the price will.



Thats just disgusting.

=sw=warlord
December 17th, 2008, 10:46 AM
Thats just truely disturbing...

Evil_Monkey
December 17th, 2008, 10:47 AM
That sounds disgusting.

SnaFuBAR
December 17th, 2008, 11:15 AM
i guess more fat people will date each other.

possibly eat each other as well.

ICEE
December 17th, 2008, 11:17 AM
On the label it should say "WARNING: do not wear in the vicinity of bears, or starving ethiopians"

FRain
December 17th, 2008, 11:30 AM
What the fuck? EW.

LlamaMaster
December 17th, 2008, 12:50 PM
That is amazing.

Geo
December 17th, 2008, 12:52 PM
I'd wear it around people that I want to buy me food. So they would be like, "Fuck, I'm hungry, lets eat. I'll buy." :awesome:

LlamaMaster
December 17th, 2008, 12:54 PM
When the girls smell my meat they all want a taste. :-3

Jelly
December 17th, 2008, 01:16 PM
I like the smell of barbecue.

Gwunty
December 17th, 2008, 02:06 PM
When the girls smell my meat they all want a taste. :-3
Badoom-psshhhhhhhh

blind
December 17th, 2008, 02:15 PM
OMFG I WANT IT

flibitijibibo
December 17th, 2008, 02:25 PM
Aw, but this means I can't use the phrase "I thought I smelled bacon" on just cops anymore... =[

dark57
December 17th, 2008, 02:34 PM
RUB IT ALL OVER! YUS WOPPER! YUS!

Needles
December 17th, 2008, 03:22 PM
What the fuck?

Syuusuke
December 17th, 2008, 03:24 PM
They'll attract more animals then a...

Con
December 17th, 2008, 06:46 PM
People will get it as a novelty.

FluffyDuckyâ„¢
December 17th, 2008, 06:50 PM
When the girls smell my meat they all want a taste. :-3

LOL I was thinking this then I read your post! Great minds think alike! ;)

Alwin Roth
December 17th, 2008, 06:56 PM
Thats sick, not only would the ladies not like the way you smell, but raccoons and all those other animals will attack you...

dark57
December 17th, 2008, 07:02 PM
Chicks digg wopper...

paladin
December 17th, 2008, 07:07 PM
That's nasty, though I am not surprised.

cheezdue
December 17th, 2008, 07:25 PM
On the label it should say "WARNING: do not wear in the vicinity of bears, or starving ethiopians"
LOL!

dark57
December 17th, 2008, 07:33 PM
Thats raceist!

Apoc4lypse
December 17th, 2008, 08:46 PM
I bet someone gets attacked by some sort of animal and sues burgerking... lmao

Gwunty
December 17th, 2008, 08:49 PM
Thats raceist!
wtf is a raceist

dark57
December 17th, 2008, 08:57 PM
you know what i mean...but just incase you dont.
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i65/jacestar911/thats_racist.gif

thehoodedsmack
December 17th, 2008, 08:58 PM
Oh, awesome! I have a friend who eats fast-food all the time. This makes a perfect gag-gift! >:3

ultama121
December 17th, 2008, 09:00 PM
SUP MEN.

I now smell like ribs, patrami, and gouda cheese all at once. Beat that.

dark57
December 17th, 2008, 09:05 PM
wow....thats hawt!

Heathen
December 17th, 2008, 09:14 PM
Racist* btw.

dg
December 17th, 2008, 09:16 PM
Good news for cannibals?

Hotrod
December 17th, 2008, 09:26 PM
What the? How do they expect to sell that?

Needles
December 18th, 2008, 03:50 PM
What the? How do they expect to sell that?
They are. It's sold out and has 5 star reviews from everyone:
http://www.rickyshalloween.com/flame_0153_body_spray_p/flame.htm

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THANK YOU BK!

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Needles
December 18th, 2008, 03:51 PM
" I bought this product because I love your hamburgers so I thought I would like to smell like them"
Btw, that really made me laugh.

dark57
December 18th, 2008, 04:03 PM
:O omg ima buy this and get all the ladiez >:D

Needles
December 18th, 2008, 07:40 PM
:O omg ima buy this and get all the fat ladiez >:D
Ftfy.

dark57
December 18th, 2008, 07:52 PM
fat girls give good head caz there hungry :P

DaneO'Roo
December 18th, 2008, 08:03 PM
Finally a cologne for me.