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Random
January 8th, 2009, 10:07 PM
http://austinist.com/2008/01/15/stepfather_sod.php

lol


In the ultimate case of retaliation, a father in Arlington is charged with aggravated sexual assault after sodomizing his stepson in revenge for the son sodomizing his 8-year-old stepsister. On the night of January 2nd, the father caught his 18-year-old stepson assaulting his 8-year-old daughter and called police. The son was arrested and the father issued a warning to his wife not to bail the son out of jail. She ignored him. Much to the father’s surprise, he was the lucky recipient of the son’s call from jail asking for a ride home the next day. Soon after retrieving the son from jail, the father took him to an abandoned home in east Fort Worth to handle things in his own manner; he brutally beat his stepson with a baseball bat and anally raped him with a wrench-like metal tool (http://www.star-telegram.com/arlington_news/story/406426.html). The father turned himself in to authorities on Friday but was released after posting a $17,500 bail.
Supervisor for the Fort Worth sex crimes unit Sergeant Cheryl Johnston confirmed that there was “evidence at the scene to corroborate the victim's story” but also stated that “no one can take the law into their own hands.” Or other orifices.

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Supervisor for the Fort Worth sex crimes unit Sergeant Cheryl Johnston confirmed that there was “evidence at the scene to corroborate the victim's story” but also stated that “no one can take the law into their own hands.” Or other orifices.

Bodzilla
January 8th, 2009, 10:12 PM
owned

Roostervier
January 8th, 2009, 10:14 PM
hahaha

LinkandKvel
January 8th, 2009, 10:22 PM
HAHAHAHAHA that's what the fuck the dumbass 18 year-old gets. I bet he regrets it! LOLOLOL

n00b1n8R
January 8th, 2009, 10:22 PM
what the fuck

Random
January 8th, 2009, 10:56 PM
what the fuck

I said, what what, in the butt

mech
January 8th, 2009, 10:57 PM
I said, what what, in the butt

The article clearly defines the object of intrusion as a wrench like tool, so the question of "what?" is no longer relevant.

Random
January 8th, 2009, 11:01 PM
The article clearly defines the object of intrusion as a wrench like tool, so the question of "what?" is no longer relevant.

I'll show you an object of intrusion.

Heathen
January 8th, 2009, 11:05 PM
That....is...incredibly...awesome.

Justice ftw.

Random
January 8th, 2009, 11:38 PM
That....is...incredibly...awesome.

Justice ftw.

Note to self:
.... Never mess with Heathen's family.

jngrow
January 8th, 2009, 11:42 PM
JUSTICE!

MY NAME IS WRENCH-LIKE TOOL!

ultama121
January 8th, 2009, 11:45 PM
That story made me feel good. :)

SnaFuBAR
January 9th, 2009, 12:36 AM
Welp, that kid got uh...

Fucked up.

haha. I hope he feels that for a long time.

n00b1n8R
January 9th, 2009, 02:01 AM
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l183/n00b1n8R/carusowrench-1.png

SnaFuBAR
January 9th, 2009, 03:21 AM
I thought this called for a minute in PS.

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/105/karmakj0.jpg

TeeKup
January 9th, 2009, 11:36 AM
JUSTICE!

MY NAME IS WRENCH-LIKE TOOL!

OH GOD YES, I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THAT. XDD

Choking Victim
January 9th, 2009, 12:00 PM
pics or stfu

Needles
January 9th, 2009, 03:53 PM
Damn...:lmao:

Heathen
January 9th, 2009, 03:55 PM
I showed this to all my teachers.

Poetic Justice my American History teacher called it.

Phopojijo
January 9th, 2009, 03:55 PM
Uh huh... well

At least we know where the son gets his sexual deviance from.

And for the love of God no-one mention my sig... or photoshop a wrench over the boot.

Needles
January 9th, 2009, 03:56 PM
I showed this to all my teachers.

That's...strange. I really couldn't imagine myself trying to show any of my teachers... "Hey Mrs. Cazel, want to hear about the father who raped his son with a wrench?".

LinkandKvel
January 9th, 2009, 03:59 PM
Uh huh... well

At least we know where the son gets his sexual deviance from.

And for the love of God no-one mention my sig... or photoshop a wrench over the boot.

.......That was HIS get out of jail free card

Hotrod
January 9th, 2009, 06:41 PM
All I can say is : ouch...

Sel
January 9th, 2009, 06:45 PM
:lmao:

This is great.

Joshflighter
January 9th, 2009, 06:50 PM
Wait, so the kid does bad, and the dad shows the kid that bad is bad by doing bad to him? D:

Hmm.. lol.

Mass
January 9th, 2009, 07:06 PM
couldn't he just have beaten him with the bat and left it there

still, pretty wierd.

haha.

Heathen
January 9th, 2009, 07:07 PM
The thing I love is, the kid gets off scott free and the dad is pissed off. He raped his daughter and got off free and the 18 yr old doesn't see the problem.

I bet he has a problem with going back home with pops now after this happened. And Pops got off scott free too.

Oh the fun.

k4is3rxkh40s
January 9th, 2009, 07:17 PM
Uh huh... well

At least we know where the son gets his sexual deviance from.

And for the love of God no-one mention my sig... or photoshop a wrench over the boot.

Sorry, it was obligatory :S

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2746/takeachancejusticeix0.jpg

Limited
January 9th, 2009, 07:17 PM
What the fuck, I dont see how any one finds this story funny. That kid has some problems, he probably liked the wrench too.

Srly fucked up.

dark57
January 9th, 2009, 08:13 PM
AH my ass hurts now :(

DarkHalo003
January 9th, 2009, 08:26 PM
Reminds me of the part in Handcock where he shoves the guy's head up that other guy's ass. Serves the punk right for doing what he did.

SnaFuBAR
January 9th, 2009, 09:55 PM
Uh huh... well

At least we know where the son gets his sexual deviance from.

And for the love of God no-one mention my sig... or photoshop a wrench over the boot.
daughter is his, not the boy.

Phopojijo
January 9th, 2009, 10:20 PM
It's his stepson for at least the daughter's age.

Heathen
January 10th, 2009, 12:26 AM
i found a picture of the actual sodomy.

O====C *

Corndogman
January 10th, 2009, 12:41 AM
I'm definitely wearing my butt-plug when I go to sleep tonight.

Heathen
January 10th, 2009, 01:00 AM
Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

ICEE
January 10th, 2009, 01:19 AM
I'm definitely wearing my butt-plug when I go to sleep tonight.
You have a butt plug? :confused2:

Corndogman
January 10th, 2009, 01:38 AM
Gotta be safe on those camping trips.

Heathen
January 10th, 2009, 02:30 AM
From what? Getting things in your butt?

Thats like cutting off your dick so no one else cuts it off.
Thats like blowing up your car so no one steals it.
Thats like killing your wife so no one takes her.
Thats like sodomizing your children so they don't sodomize your children.
Thats like shitting in your pants before an interview so you don't do it during it.
Thats like eating your own crap so no one makes you eat your own crap.

Corndogman
January 10th, 2009, 09:11 AM
Wow guys, way to take a joke way too seriously.

Random
January 12th, 2009, 01:48 AM
So my little sister got raped by my brother so I shoved glass up his ass. I can't wait till my dad shoves a wrench up his ass for massive damage >:+D

Inferno
January 12th, 2009, 04:38 PM
:gonk:

Heathen
January 12th, 2009, 05:07 PM
Wow guys, way to take a joke way too seriously.
lol, i was too

Dwood
January 12th, 2009, 06:52 PM
Truly Heartwrenching!

Heathen
January 12th, 2009, 07:28 PM
We need an :eng101: shoop with a wrench.

Boo Diddly
January 12th, 2009, 08:03 PM
That made me laugh so hard, glad no one was around to see me fall out of my chair. >.>