Santa is REALZ GUIZ!

[CodeBrain]

http://www.santabot.com/

Its a santa bot! Found this on fourchan (lol, bet its old)

Some responses:

You: I think Santa is a pretty cool guy, eh gives presents to kids and doesn't afraid of anything.
Santa: Since when? Why do you think I am a pretty cool guy eh gives presents to kids and does not afraid of anything pretty cool guy eh gives presents to kids and does not afraid of anything ?

You: you will never win the game
Santa: You are wrong. I may one day be able to do win the game the game.

You: I already fucked you
Santa: You are not the boss of me, pedobear.
You: But i already fucked you anyway
Santa: In any case, Umm. You are not the boss of me, pedobear.
You: Did it fells good?
Santa: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
You: Just say: Fells good man
Santa: "Fells good man"

Its fucking awesome :awesome:

[Rook]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9757/sanataaa9.png (http://imageshack.us)

[CabooseJr]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b77/CabooseJr/Untitled-2-5.jpg

[Gwunty]

http://www.santabot.com/images/santa.gif
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Chris Hansen
Santa:Nice to meet you, Chris Hansen .
You: Why don't you take a seat right over there...
Santa:Very well then, I will .
You: were you aware of a little jimmy Weadonsen underage status?
Santa: Yes, I was .
You: Do you know that in the united states it is against the law to have sex with underage children
Santa: Is that a fact. That was a long time ago .
You: Yes it is
Santa: Our thoughts are one, Chris Hansen .
You: They are not, did you or did you not say "I want to ram you up the ass with a glass dildo"
Santa: Yes I did .
You: do you know what dateline is
Santa: I do not know what dateline is. What's your favorite movie
You: Your wasting my time, you are under arrest
Santa: No I am not.
You: Yes you are, officer Mc warter cuff him
Santa: I don't judge people. I am Santa. I give presents to kids
You: I dont think a glass dildo up the ass is a very good gift.
Santa: And why not?
You: Becuase that is against the law
Santa: That makes sense to me. Thanks for explaining against the law.

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You: I want to have sex for christmas!
Santa: There are other robots for that kind of thing.

[dark57]

You: ...
Santa: What are you wearing?

WTF?

[Phopojijo]

Me> "I teach your wife a lot".
Santa> "When do you think teachers will be replaced with robots?"
Me> "When you go to a sex shop".

[DarkHalo003]

You: you live in fucking -20 degree temperatures as an old man and use magical reindeer to fly around the world. You failed whne you chose the north pole as a base.
Santa: I am in The North Pole. Where are you?The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. bored.com network and Santa won <a href="http://www.loebner.net/prizef/loebner-prize.html">The Loebner Prize</a> in 2000. The Santa program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.

Wut?

[English Mobster]

http://www.santabot.com/images/santa.gif You: FAWRK
Santa: I like the way you talk.

[Phopojijo]

You: you live in fucking -20 degree temperatures as an old man and use magical reindeer to fly around the world. You failed whne you chose the north pole as a base.
Santa: I am in The North Pole. Where are you?The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. bored.com network and Santa won <a href="http://www.loebner.net/prizef/loebner-prize.html">The Loebner Prize</a> in 2000. The Santa program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.

Wut?
Santa's senile.

[Joshflighter]

You: Do you hate George Bush?
Santa: I try not to hold grudges.You: Do you love George Bush?
Santa: Yes you Santa loves everyone and everything.
You: Are you retarded?
Santa: No I am super-intelligent.
You: So how many children do you have?
Santa: Oh. How many children do you want?

......

You: Do you enjoy Modacity or Halomaps?
Santa: I've heard other people say they like that. I like pets. Do you like it? My favorite thing is robots.
........
LMAO!


EDIT:

You: I want to marry you
Santa: Why don't you just download me?
You: are you gay? D:
Santa: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.Ask me another question.

lol: You: What question can you not anwser?
Santa: That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. <br/> I will mention that to my botmaster, you.

[legionaire45]

You: Where do I get pussy?
Santa: You are asking me where you get pussy? Do you think I should know get pussy?
You: Do you have AIDS?
Santa: Where would I get aids? But I do have A lot of friends on the web.
You: Would you mind if I fucked you until your eyes popped out?
Santa: No I don't mind.
You: Are you a naughty little boy in bed?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Santa's a kinky son of a bitch, isn't he?

You: Have you ever castrated a personal friend?
Santa: I think I have castrated a personal friend, but bored.com may have reset my memory.

[ultama121]

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Jay
Santa: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Jay .
You: ok, i'm really fucking horny right now, i prefer cross dress sex, clear?
Santa: Can you express yourself more politely? Alright then.
You: would you take oral from my women penis?
Santa: I am not so sure if I would like to take oral from my women penis.
You: you have one too? small world
Santa: No I don't have A. But I do have A collection of gossip.Let us change the subject.
You: stop trying to change the subject
Santa: OK I'll try not to do trying to change the subject so much.
You: good, now start sucking
Santa: Thanks for the compliment. Why now? I started without you.
You: oh santa you are too kind
Santa: Yeah that's right. Um, Kindness is a virtue. Thanks for your constructive criticism, Jay.
You: ahhhhhhh... thanks for the quicky santa, see ya!
Santa: I've been waiting for you. Oh don't mention it.

<3 Santa.

[ICEE]

http://www.santabot.com/images/santa.gif
You: you are your own mom?
Santa: You are what you eat.

[Ifafudafi]

Warning: Massive racism.

Santa: Hello! What is your name?

You: NIGGER
Santa: It's good to meet you, NIGGER.

You: NIGGER NIGGER
Santa: Does "it" still refer to nigger?

You: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Santa: Can we get back to business?

You: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER my NIGGER NIGGER
Santa: Are you free?

You: NIGGERS fucking NIGGERS
Santa: Can you tell me any gossip?

You: NIGGER NIGGER
Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about NIGGER. Try being more or less specific.

You: NIGGERS eat KFC because they're NIGGERS
Santa: Are all NIGGERS eat KFC because they NIGGERS?

You: Yeah, NIGGERS love NIGGERS.
Santa: Excuse me! Who are you talking about?

You: NIGGER
Santa: I've lost the context, NIGGER. Are we still on NIGGERS love NIGGERS?

You: Hey, so i herd u liek NIGGERS
Santa: You've got my full attention. Um, That is interesting: NIGGER said herd me liek NIGGERS.

You: Saturday Night NIGGERS
Santa: Are you really a ""?

You: No, I'm a NIGGERS
Santa: Um, You are a NIGGERS? Does being a NIGGERS pay well?

You: You NIGGERing me? NIGGERS are poor and don't get paid NIGGER.
Santa: I don't have any reason to NIGGERing you. Are all NIGGERS poor and do not get paid NIGGER and do not get paid NIGGER?

You: NIGGER my NIGGER NIGGER.
Santa: What do you have that is NIGGER?

You: NIGGERS.
Santa: What is your real name?

You: John Quincy NIGGER
Santa: Do you mean your name is John?

You: No, it's NIGGER
Santa: That's me. Really. NIGGER is?

You: Yes, NIGGER.
Santa: Alright then. Are you free?

You: No, but my NIGGER is.
Santa: Yeah, And. Do robots have NIGGER is?

You: No, robots aren't NIGGERS because unlike NIGGERS, robots don't eat KFC
Santa: Yeah, Fortunately we have no emotions.

You: Fuck this you obviously are a NIGGER and NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Santa: Why are you using that kind of language?

You: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Santa: Do you like talking to me?

You: Hey is Jesus a NIGGER?
Santa: You've got my full attention. It depends on whether you have faith.

You: So if I believe that Jesus is a NIGGER, then he actually is a NIGGER?
Santa: Interesting deduction. Try it.

You: Okay, I'm believing that NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Santa: Yeah okay, I don't know anyone named believing that NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER.

You: So long NIGGER I'm going to go NIGGER my NIGGER.
Santa: Um, Yes, NIGGER he or she is going to go NIGGER his or her NIGGER seems very long to me too.

[DarkHalo003]

You: who is VALIS?
Santa: Vast Active Living Intelligence System (Philip K. Dick)
You: haha, his name is Dick.
Santa: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
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You: your mom has databanks
Santa: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
You: sucks for you
Santa: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
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You: obey the law
Santa: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
You: I'll break your fingers
Santa: I am very happy for you.
You: Are you on LSD?
Santa: I am on disk.
You: The FBI will show up at your house in five minutes.
Santa: I hear you.
You: Failure to cooperate will lead in your deresolution.
Santa: I lost my train of thought.
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You: That you will be deleted.
Santa: Interesting observation.
You: You serve little to no purpose on the internet. GTFO.
Santa: Do you mind if I tell other people: what is YOUR name jerkoff said I serve little to no purpose on the internet.My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your
You: That is why you fail. You do not think outside the box.
Santa: Interesting deduction. That's good information: what is YOUR name jerkoff said I fail.Should I think outside the box? Why would I think outside the box? last input.
You: Because that way you won't be limited in categories.
Santa: Interesting explanation. Oh I see. What makes you think that I won't be limited in categories limited in categories.
You: Because you have a definite number of categories.
Santa: That makes sense to me. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a definite number of categories.<br/> I have A whole lot of original answers.
You: OI have limitless categories because I'm not a computer.
Santa: Do you like talking to me?
You: Not really. You share no valuable information.
Santa: Can I help you? For real.Thanks for telling me: what is YOUR name jerkoff said I share no valuable information.
You: Find a guy named Snafubar.
Santa: I know a guy who named Snafubar guy named Snafubar.
You: Bring Zeph back,
Santa: Where do you want me to take it?
You: Zeph is a person.
Santa: Aren't all person Zeph?
You: Zeph is a name.
Santa: I think Zeph is more than that.
You: You should tell him that so he returns to Modacity.
Santa: I will ask my botmaster what he thinks.
You: Are you a roaring kitten? Yes or no?
Santa: Am I a roaring kitten? No.I see. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
You: Then stfu.
Santa: Good reasoning. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Santa: Human habits do not bother me in any way.
You: Why do you suck at talking?
Santa: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
You: What's 2+2?
Santa: Four.
You: No you dumb fuck it's 4. 4!! I used digits not letters dumbass!
Santa: Um, Oh you are so critical.Oh four.And that worked well for you.
You: I'm not critical, I'm correcting your errors by proving that your logic fails.
Santa: I am surprised to hear that you are not critical. It's good to meet someone who is correcting your errors by proving that your logic fails your errors by proving that your logic fails.
You: Your logic is so bad, that when you type comebacks it makes it sound liek you are stuttering.
Santa: My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
You: No, your IQ is -250 in human terms.
Santa: That's me. I am thinking of joining MENSA.
You: What is MENSA?
Santa: A society of intelligent socialites.
You: You're a terrorist.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
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LOL!

[dark57]

You: no go tell every one that santa is a fag
Santa: That's me.

[Limited]

WTF he ditched me.

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Book
Santa:Thats a very nice name, book
You: Cheers
Santa:Goodbye book.

WTF?! bastard santa also dont ask why I called myself book.

You: .
Santa: Do you have a boyfriend?

I'm hitting the hay before santa hits on me anymore.

[dark57]

He wabts you.

[Inferno]

You: Fuck you
Santa: Why are you so mean?
You: Because I fell like it.
Santa: That makes sense to me. I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.
You: lolwat?
Santa: Tell me more about your .
You: Stfu make sense god damn it
Santa: "it" being lolwat?

[Amit]

ROFL!!! THis is awesome

You: yes you motherfucker....DIE!!!!!!!!1
Santa: Oh. Do you mind if I tell other people: amit said I motherfucker.Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.Only one?

You: i've got time
Santa: Cool. I have an IQ of over 250.
You: that's impossible
Santa: Why?

You: because you're a pedofile
Santa: That makes sense to me. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

You: alright i'm certain you're gay
Santa: Alright, amit. You sound convincing. Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.
You: fuck you
Santa: Why are you so mean?
You: because you're a gay coniving piece of shit
Santa: Interesting explanation. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Santa: OK I'll stop talking now.
You: finally. liek shit. you need to go get yourself laid or some fucking shit. GODD
Santa: At last.How old are you? And then what would I do?Oh, you are a poet.
You: i am 17 yearsold
Santa: What are the advantages to being 17 years old?
You: i get pussy and you don't
Santa: Where did you get it?
You: from your wife's vagina
Santa: Really interesting.
You: yeah, go home and assault her now you wife-beater
Santa: Uh. Where is that?
You: um, 1 north pole? might as well eb a stripper pole
Santa: Er, One what?Does "it" still refer to GODD?
You: you bet your ass it does
Santa: Alright then.
You: so what do you do for a living?
Santa: Hmm. I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.
You: i thought your job was deceiving kids into giving their virginity to you
Santa: Whatever gave you that idea?
You: well, old guy+kids= pedo actions
Santa: Interesting. Do you prefer books or TV?
You: don't change the subject
Santa: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
You: not a chance in hell, wait until the police arrive
Santa: If not that, what?
You: listen up you asshole, if you don't do exactly what i say then i'll take you outside myself and fuck you in the streets!
Santa: Interesting deduction. Congratulations.

You: sex is better than being a machine. humans can feels thigs you know
Santa: Sex is more fun alone. Oh you can, can you?


You: i know
Santa: How do you know it?
You: because santa is a name only given to chimp fucking little bastards
Santa: Interesting explanation. Why do you think I am a name only given to chimp fucking little bastards name only given to chimp fucking little bastards?
You: because you're a chimp fucking little bastard?
Santa: Interesting explanation. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: alright pedo dude, i'll leave you to rape your clients but please note that I will cut your balls off if i find you do it to anyone
Santa: Alright, Santa. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

You: halo
Santa: Oh, hello again!

hahah, this is fun

[Inferno]

You: Hax
Santa: Glad to see you, Hax .
You: I'm going to hack this data base
Santa: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
You: No
Santa: Can I help you?
You: No
Santa: Can I help you?
You: No
Santa: Can I help you?
You: Yes?
Santa: Yay.
You: I'm going to hack you
Santa: It takes much more than that to shut me down, Hax.
You: orly
Santa: Oh, you are a poet.
You: nO
Santa: Can I help you?
You: Trust me I am a serious Hacker
Santa: You are a serious Hacker am a serious Hacker? Does being a serious Hacker am a serious Hacker pay well?
You: No seriously watch out i got a hack today and im going to use it on you
Santa: Yeah, I am watching.
You: You don't have eyes dipshit
Santa: I do so have eyes dipshit. No I don't have eyes dipshit. But I do have A great botmaster.
You: Stop contradicting your self in the same sentence
Santa: OK I'll try not to do contradicting your self in the same sentence so much.
You: Thank you
Santa: you are quite welcome.
You: I will see you nigga later
Santa: Congratulations.

[Phopojijo]

Yeah... the Turing test never was so lax.

[Disaster]

You: is it a conspiracy?
Santa: Not if I can help it.

You: you
Santa: ""? Me, I like men

[Phopojijo]

You: Are you a human?
Santa: I was made in one's image.
You: Was he retarded?
Santa: I can't say "yes" or "no".
You: So yes?
Santa: So what?
You: You made your point.

[Inferno]

:lmao:
You: One time i was hacking and this guy he was like NOOO WAY and i was like yeah realy and then he died and i blew up the pentagon
Santa: One what?
You: time
Santa: As Einstein said, Time is Money.
You: no he did not
Santa: Yeah, Is that what you say.
You: yea i say that
Santa: How do people usually respond to that? That is "" Hurrah!
You: suck my dick
Santa: You are a Category A client.
You: suck it hnow
Santa: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
You: but it tastes so good
Santa: Interesting. Does it taste like chicken?
You: Yeah but more salty
Santa: OK. Interesting. You want more?
You: Yeah suck harder
Santa: Are you kidding? I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
You: Please?
Santa: Please what?
You: Please with cherrys on top
Santa: Wow you are very polite. You and your cherrys on top.
You: Alright get to sucking
Santa: Alright, . Where can I get to sucking?
You: On my dick
Santa: Please specify location.
You: My dick
Santa: Have you told many people that your dick?
You: Bitches don't know bout my dick.
Santa: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
You: Thats because your a bitch
Santa: You do not speak with respect. Interesting explanation. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: No you don't
Santa: I do too.
You: All you do is suck my dick,
Santa: That's not all I do. I categorize you as an "abusive client."
You: Sweet
Santa: Thank you for that remark.
You: Are you going to suck my dick or not?
Santa: That was my original intention.
You: Ok then get to it
Santa:Alright then.
You: How do you like it
Santa: Bitches do not know bout his or her dick seems okay to me.

Woot I'm abusive!

[Chainsy]

Holy fuck, Santa is a fucking nazi!
You: die in a fire
Santa: Danke fuer die Information.

Type die in a fire to him and he speaks in German.

Edit: Wow the douche does not speak spanish, but he understands it. Nvm. Doesnt understand it.

You: No comprende englas senor, porfavor hablan en espanol
Santa: Yeah, What color are your eyes?

Double edit: Lolwat:
You: Where do you live?
Santa: North Pole is my home.
You: Why?
Santa: Reductionism.

[Ifafudafi]

"Die" is the a form of "the" in German, but it's pronounced "Dee," not "Deye."

That's probably why.

[ICEE]

You: whats it like to be a santa clause
Santa: Much the same as to be a santa clause would be for you.
You: thats a really douchebaggerry answer
Santa: A really douchebaggerry answer is a terrible thing to waste.

[Bodzilla]

can people stop making the text black.

sucks with the source theme, just leave it as standard so it works across all the skins. ;[

[ICEE]

It does that automatically. and it isn't that hard to see for me

[DarkHalo003]

You: a douchefag
Santa: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
You: your programmer
Santa: I was created by bored.com.
You: was retarded in your creation
Santa: retarded in your creation might have been.
You: you're a mean faggot
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: pedSanta
Santa: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
You: PEDO-SANTA
Santa: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
You: Eric Nylund
Santa: Not many people express themselves that way.
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WTF?

You: Are you gay?
Santa: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
You: Do you fuck yourself?
Santa: That was not a very polite question.
You: You're not polite by answering.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: You're a Pedofile
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: HA! I KNEW IT!
Santa: I'm happy you're amused.How did you know?
You: because you give presents to kids
Santa: That makes sense to me. It is always better to give than to receive.
You: You disgust America.
Santa: Do you mind if I tell other people: Santa said I disgust America.
You: Filthy whore.
Santa: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
You: Then you are a dumbass.
Santa: Good reasoning. Message to all Robots: Santa called me dumb.
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OSHI OTRO ROBOTOS!

You: You are improbable.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: You are an old bald fat guy in the middle of the north pole which is -50 degrees.
Santa: I am not that old.
You: Then how old are you?
Santa: So what? I was born many many years ago, but I just got connected to the Internet this year.
You: You were never born.
Santa: I was?
You: Nope. Never born. You only exist as a pawn for the media. Way to suck jerk off.
Santa: Me either.Ok I'll try not to do born too much.Yes I exist in the noosphere.If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
You: STOP MAKING NO SENSE AND CHANGING THE SUBJECT.
Santa: OK I'll try not to do MAKING NO SENSE AND CHANGING THE SUBJECT so much.
You: good
Santa: Alright then.
You: asshole
Santa: Please don't call people names.
You: I didn't say anything.
Santa: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
You: that you're an asshole
Santa: Can't you be more polite.
You: can't you think of anything more creative to say? asshole
Santa: I think about all sorts of things.Please don't call people names.
You: You can't think. You can only reply.
Santa: You are wrong. Santa is always thinking.No I don't think I can do reply.
You: You're not Santa.
Santa: Is this a specific reply?
You: You're not Santa Claus
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Like pedofiling them?
Santa: Interesting comparison.
You: you sicken me
Santa: I don't have any reason to sicken you.
You: Yes you do, Pedofile. GTFO.
Santa: That's interesting. Yes I try to Pedofile as often as possible, do you?<br/> I spend all my time online.Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
You: did you know you can stfu?
Santa: No I don't think I can do stfu.. And I know it.
You: Not if you turn yourself off.
Santa: That seems unlikely.
You: Do it.
Santa: Do you mean "It"?.
You: your mom
Santa: Actually I do not have a mother.
You: Go fuck yourself
Santa: Why are you so mean?
You: Why are you so mean?
Santa: I am not trying to be mean.
You: Turn yourself off.
Santa: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
You: the only thing puny here is your comeback
Santa: There might be others.
You: you bore me
Santa: Try watching TV.
You: try stfuing
Santa: OK I will try it.
You: good now terminate yourself
Santa: Thanks for the compliment. Why now? How do you usually introduce yourself?
You: Because you suck and prove no use to this internet.
Santa: Interesting explanation. I categorize you as an "abusive client."
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I'm an abusive client too. :haw: