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Mr Buckshot
January 29th, 2009, 02:28 AM
http://twinkiethekid.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/electric-fly-swatter-desc.jpg

This is not a toy? Yeah right.

Many kinds of flying bugs just refuse to settle on the wall, and keep buzzing around, making them nearly impossible to hit with a regular flyswatter. Using bug spray works, but it stinks and it's toxic.

So what do you do when you've got an annoying critter flying around your room? Simple. Take this swatter and switch it on. You can wait for the bug to fly right into the grid, or you can swing the swatter at the bug - just ONE touch and the bug goes down like a WWII plane being hit by antiaircraft fire. There are some nice sparks too for movie-like effect, almost like the bug was hit with lightning.

In a few rare cases (typically with tougher bugs like yellow jackets), the bug survives the first hit, but it goes down anyway, it just crawls around and flutters its wings very weakly. If this happens, just place the electric swatter on top of the bug, switch it on, and the bug will get zapped again! This will likely cause it to stick to the swatter, so flip the swatter around and the bug will be on top. Then, switch it on again, and watch the sparks fly as the bug gets cooked (wastes battery though, watch out). One time I burned a fly so hard it broke into 2 pieces, that was hilarious. Or, if you want to study anatomy, just capture the weakened bug and "check it out."

One memorable use of this swatter: There was a big swarm of small flies in my backyard, converging on my strawberry patch. I whipped out the electric flyswatter, and there was such a high frequency of "snap crackle pop" as one bug after another got zapped, it sounded like MACHINE GUN FIRE. The carnage lasted so long it drained the battery. That was pure fun. The ground was littered with the corpses of flies, too.

The only time this awesome gadget was misused was when I unintentionally killed a butterfly with it :( while trying to kill a wasp. RIP dude.

Best part about electric flyswatters? They're cheap, I got mine for $5 Can, in the tropics they can sell for the equivalent of $2 USD (they are in very high demand there due to the large number of mosquitoes and other buggers).

So yes, if you live in an area with no shortage of annoying insects, grab one of these, and you'll have some fun.

Reaper Man
January 29th, 2009, 03:22 AM
I have loads around the house. But seriously, was this thread really needed? You keep making all these threads talking about things you like/dislike. This isn't a blog or a chatroom, it's a discussion board.

Varmint260
January 29th, 2009, 04:16 AM
Strikes me as a bit of an off-topic... umm... topic, but there is a bit of tech involved in the design of the swatter!

Anyhow, I've been using these for almost ten years. There's nothing more satisfying than frying annoying bugs, and even that acrid smell is good 'cause it's the smell of sweet, sweet victory. The electrical arcs are pretty ('specially if you fry a bug at night in the tent; you can see the flashes light up the wall) and the mosquitoes that explode are always a blast.

Though I still rate the flushing toilet as a better invention.

SnaFuBAR
January 29th, 2009, 04:23 AM
Get a blog.

ExAm
January 29th, 2009, 04:36 AM
I have loads around the house. But seriously, was this thread really needed? You keep making all these threads talking about things you like/dislike. This isn't a blog or a chatroom, it's a discussion board.
I thought it was interesting to read, why does everyone think that the offtopic forum has to have a real point to its topics other than "Hey guys I thought this was interesting, here ya go"? If no one likes the thread, it'll die. What the hell is the harm?

Pope
January 29th, 2009, 06:03 AM
Get a blog.
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InnerGoat
January 29th, 2009, 11:29 AM
It's like a chaos grid for the lazy and unfit.. lol

http://innergoat.modacity.net/Mod/chaosgrid.jpg

Apoc4lypse
January 29th, 2009, 11:43 AM
this thing is so old.... jeez.

I remember using one when I was like 15 or something, possibly younger...

Roostervier
January 29th, 2009, 12:32 PM
What the hell, I could swear that you've made a thread about electric flyswatters before.

flibitijibibo
January 29th, 2009, 01:16 PM
Get a blog.
Also, does anyone else think this would be a good name for a band? The Electric Flyswatters?

Limited
January 29th, 2009, 02:02 PM
Got of a vid of it in action? I suppose you can use this to kill spiders too.

SnaFuBAR
January 29th, 2009, 02:48 PM
What the hell, I could swear that you've made a thread about electric flyswatters before.
Nah, the only other topic he made that included his electric fly swatter was the one about how he sadistically tore apart a yellow jacket while it was alive.

ExAm
January 29th, 2009, 04:07 PM
Also, does anyone else think this would be a good name for a band? The Electric Flyswatters?No. Chaos Grids :downs:

Donut
February 2nd, 2009, 12:45 AM
one thing GOW has taught me: you are not supposed to use your weapon (electric fly swatter) on downed enemies (yellow jackets). you walk up to them and press x, dammit