Valentines Day

[Bad Waffle]

Oh, valentines day. Such a touchy, tender subject to many a nerd and geek. Personally, if you have a gal, celebrate, but for the rest of us--its pretty damn retarded. Last year i specifically avoided school on this day to not have to deal with those crazies. Pretty much every Valentines day or close to it i make Tshirts for anybody who would buy one basically saying what they think about it.

Also, i just really wanted to post these cards. I effin' LOVE em.

http://www.meish.org/vd_new/

[Warsaw]

Ugh, this holiday. Anything I say about it to condemn it would be just as cliché as the holiday itself...

[Saggy]

I know what Valentine's Day cards I'm giving out this year

http://fc70.deviantart.com/fs27/f/2008/040/f/5/TF2_Valentines__Spy_by_beavotron.png

More Valentine cards based on Valve games here: http://www.beavotron.com/

[Jean-Luc]

http://www.meish.org/vd_new/select/images/unimaginative.png


<3

[LlamaMaster]

I'm single. Out of choice.









:(

[SnaFuBAR]

Single or not, this is the most ridiculous holiday of them all. I mean seriously.

[blind]

This valentine's day me and my friend decided that we're gonna eat a shitload of chocolate and watch Willy Wonka.
Awwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeee

ps. where are the portal valentine's cards????
companion cube :(

[Limited]

Wow, valentines day always pops up for me, I never know its coming lol.

I'm single right now, and even if I wasnt, I agree this day is just moronic.

Only one who truly benefits? Card sellers, I wouldnt be surprised if it was them that suggested the day.

http://www.meish.org/vd_new/select/images/cuppa.png

Amazing Haha

[Atty]

It's just society's way of forcing November birthdays.

[Jean-Luc]

It's just society's way of forcing November birthdays.

:awesome:

I can die happy now.

[Bodzilla]

we got a much bigger and more important thing to get through First.

Zilla's Black friday 20'th birthday.

BLAME IT ON BLACK FRIDAY!

[Apoc4lypse]

http://www.meish.org/vd_new/select/images/heartpuke.png

This one needs seperate versions for the poor sobs who went through a bad break-up prior to VD.

"I want to rip this out and... oh wait.." (Thanks for nothing Bitch)

or change the Parenthesis (Forgot you already ripped it out of my chest so n/m)

Better yet... just show the heart... no actual description just really small at the bottom (Your a crazy bitch so I thought you'd enjoy looking at this)

oh jeez I could go on and on lmao...

...fuken bitch.

Alright im good... *feels better

E: http://www.meish.org/vd_new/select/images/youlldo.png lmao

[Bad Waffle]

It's just society's way of forcing November birthdays.


Oh shit, i wonder if i was made from valentines day sex

[Mr Buckshot]

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/6241/ch860212gm1.th.gif (http://img13.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ch860212gm1.gif)

that's the best valentine.

[n00b1n8R]

School's charging us $5 for 1 rose + celophane and some ribon.

Unless the roses were watered with the tears of starving Ethiopian children, the cellophane made from the same oil used by angels to masturbate and the ribbon dyed with the blood of Dracula himself, they can fuck off.

[Reaper Man]

http://www.meish.org/vd_new/select/images/youlldo.png
The best.

[Trinx]

http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/writeable/images/uploaded/image_44726.jpg
http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/writeable/images/uploaded/image_44723.jpg

[Bodzilla]

"It will be Feb the 15th tomorrow and you'll still be ugly."

[Huero]

I don't like to overthink the holiday
its nice to have a day like this
it makes me feel good :(

[thehoodedsmack]

I'm single, so I use Valentines Day to appreciate all my female friends and what-not. I just send out a bunch of roses and cards and hope everybody has a nice day.

[rossmum]

we got a much bigger and more important thing to get through First.

Zilla's Black friday 20'th birthday.

BLAME IT ON BLACK FRIDAY!
motherfucker you and dane best get down here, for i have no car but wish to join your merriment

[Bodzilla]

coo logic rossypoo.
but n.

we have pool, pool table, still and the latest addiction, a monolithic wood fire pizza oven.
we aint going anywhere homefry, it's all here :D!

[SnaFuBAR]

I'm single, so I use Valentines Day to appreciate all my female friends and what-not. I just send out a bunch of roses and cards and hope everybody has a nice day.

I know who's stuck in the friend zone forever.


coo logic rossypoo.
but n.

we have pool, pool table, still and the latest addiction, a monolithic wood fire pizza oven.
we aint going anywhere homefry, it's all here :D!
I should take a flight out there.

[Bodzilla]

yes you should.

do it nao. you'll love aus man :D

[flibitijibibo]

I usually skip school on that day too, but this time I'll have a gee-eff to skip with. :D

[Masterz1337]

Isn't it on a Saturday this year?

[Syuusuke]

Except it's on a Saturday.

Ahh Valentine's day, way to be close to my birthday =D

[PlasbianX]

School's charging us $5 for 1 rose + celophane and some ribon.

Unless the roses were watered with the tears of starving Ethiopian children, the cellophane made from the same oil used by angels to masturbate and the ribbon dyed with the blood of Dracula himself, they can fuck off.

Stop complaining, our school charges $20 and an additional $5 if you wanna include a message on a card.

[flibitijibibo]

Plas: Your school is fucked up on the money end too? Hurry up and graduate already. >:U

[Rook]

I know who's stuck in the friend zone forever.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladder_theory

[thehoodedsmack]

I know who's stuck in the friend zone forever.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladder_theory

Um... didn't expect to start anything, so I'll clear that up...

@Rook: While that seems like a fine theory, I'm just being nice.
@Snaf: Works for me. I wouldn't date my friends anyways.

[Syuusuke]

Heh, $2 for a card and rose. Some extra for some chocolates.

[DarkHalo003]

It sucks that Valentine's Day is on a Saturday because I never see my female friends on Saturdays, mainly because my neighborhood so a bit isolated from other ones. Still I'll find something to do. :P

[PlasbianX]

Plas: Your school is fucked up on the money end too? Hurry up and graduate already. >:U

Dude it is. I paid $60 for a single senior picture (One of those group ones with all seniors in it) and $200 for my cap and gown for graduation. I got that cellphone thing all solved out. Don't feel like bumping that thread but I settled with the school where they paid me what the phone was worth, apologized, and also gave me a clean slate so I can lose my phone 2 more times lol.. Parents threatened to sue and the school panicked.


And this Valentines day I'll be spending it with my girl friend :) and thankfully she hates material gifts. She just likes spending time with me :)

[Warsaw]

Ha, sucks. I paid only $15 for my cap and gown. Disparity much?

[Mr Buckshot]

Ha, sucks. I paid only $15 for my cap and gown. Disparity much?

Mine is fifty bucks, damnit. After I grad, I'm going to sell it cheaply to a friend of mine who is one school grade below me (born 1992) but roughly equal to my size.

Valentine's Day at my school = student council offers to send out (un)anonymous gifts on your behalf for $5 - includes card with message and candy and fake rose. Nothing else.

[Warsaw]

For here, it means a Sadie Hawkins dance on Saturday. I however, being the completely heartless bastard I am, will be nerding it up that night at home, blasting some Covenant goons or Chaos Marines into cosmic goo, getting all the angst out of my system. :lol:

[Donut]

isnt Sadie Hopkins only supposed to happen every leap year?
thats what my school told me, but i fucking despise dances anyway so i might have heard wrong
and isnt it Sadie Hawkins

i, personally, hate valentines day and hope that it burns in a fire fueled by all of the sappy mass-produced cards that people write the recipient's name into then stick in a tiny envelop, sealed with a little heart sticker
"oh hey, who are you going out with Donut?"
"nobody."
"oohhhhhh..." *walks away laughing"

single by choice btw

[Hotrod]

Well, Valentines is, always has been just another day to me (never had a girlfriend before, due to extremely bad luck:(), but this year, I'll be on a school ski trip, so that'll be fun. And some special girl will be there too, and I'll get to spend some time with her, so it's kind of like a normal person's Valentines Day...I guess.

[TeeKup]

I'm getting Anthony a rose quartz cross. :3
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/gleebody/Coburg%20Crafts%20Stuff/necklaces/SOLD%20Necklaces/NRQC-rose-quartz-cross-necklace-1.jpg

[ultama121]

Cool Stuff Teek.

[Corndogman]

I love this day, I can get away with sexual harassment as long I have candy and a card. :haw:

[Hotrod]

I'm getting Anthony a rose quartz cross. :3
That's a pretty awesome gift to get somebody, he's lucky to have you.

[paladin]

This god for saken day is gonna cost me $300

[Warsaw]

Sucks...literally...probably in more ways than one...

It cost me money last year, and didn't go anywhere. So this year, I'm just going to sit out.

[Chainsy]

I tend to buy something that has a special meaning for my lover, as so they will remember it from the rest and also the gift can be cheap and it will not matter as its for the thought. :)

[paladin]

how old are you?

and im not singling you out. im just curious.

[Con]

another singles awareness day...

[Bodzilla]

i dotn have a GF but hot dam i need some Pussy ASAP.

I"M NOT FUSSY LADIES, LOOK AT MY REP COUNT!

E: FUCK YOU n00B FOR DARING ME TO DISABLE IT :smith:

and it just so happens to be friday bitches, and you know what that means~!!!

[FlyingStone]

Just a day to remind me how single I am. Awesome...

[Hotrod]

and it just so happens to be friday bitches, and you know what that means~!!!
I thought it was on a Saturday this year, no?

[Llama Juice]

Meh... my girlfriend is making a big fuss about it... even though she says she doesn't care about the date, she just cares about being with me.... (she's flying across country to spend that weekend with me...)

I have no idea wtf I'm going to do for her... I don't have anything planned... and doubt she's going to just appriciate a rose and such.... *sigh*

No chance I'm spending over $50

[Donut]

Meh... my girlfriend is making a big fuss about it... even though she says she doesn't care about the date, she just cares about being with me.... (she's flying across country to spend that weekend with me...)

I have no idea wtf I'm going to do for her... I don't have anything planned... and doubt she's going to just appriciate a rose and such.... *sigh*

No chance I'm spending over $50
on the plus side, you might get her to flip shit on those assholes upstairs :XD:

[killer9856]

On Valentine's day in my High School, PDA is at an all time high O_O

[nick3d]

Waste off money to be honest but im still spending money on my gf need show my love to her at the end of the day :P

[Gamerkd16]

I don't know if it's been posted already. But these are some depressing/kinda entertaining rejected cards:

http://www.mymilliondollaryear.com/rejected/


http://www.mymilliondollaryear.com/rejected/DSCF3953.jpg http://www.mymilliondollaryear.com/rejected/DSCF3954.jpg
http://www.mymilliondollaryear.com/rejected/DSCF3978.jpg http://www.mymilliondollaryear.com/rejected/DSCF3979.jpg

[Warsaw]

Just a day to remind me how single I am. Awesome...

Enjoy the freedom while you can...it helps if you think of it that way.

[Kalub]

Takin' her snowboardin', or atleast, that's my plan.

[flibitijibibo]

Was planning on taking her to dinner and other generic stuff, then I got a $250 parking ticket. >:U

[Kalub]

Newb, l2park....




:P

[Wakeboy1337]

Yeah so um.... I'll be spending my Valentine's day alone.


Also, sucks about the ticket. What exactly did you do snipa?

[flibitijibibo]

Well, this particular ticket can best be explained with bullet points:
- In Annapolis, there are several 2 hour parking spots, without meters.
- Some of them happen to be near people's homes.
- Some inhabitants of said houses can have loads of sand in their vaginas and spend most of their days having timers or some shit on the cars parked on roads she can see.
- The gig lasted 2.5 hours.

Fucking bitch.

[Wakeboy1337]

Wtf.

I thought you might have parked like an ass or something.

[ThePlague]

Yay, a day of watching other people feel happy whilst you sit alone and try not to go on a rant about how fucked up and stupid the day is, and yet how you wished you had someone with you so you wouldn't be alone and stand out in the crowd, but laugh because you can save your money or use it for yourself.

Yeah, i'm single...

I'm going to a friends and his parents won't be home, so Illegal substances and etc. will most likely be consumed and/or used.

[DrunkenSamus]

I will be participating in a threesome with the hottest hoes I've ever seen in my life. Tis' gonna be a good day.

[ThePlague]

I will be participating in a threesome with the hottest hoes I've ever seen in my life. Tis' gonna be a good day.
Pics or that's not happening...

[DrunkenSamus]

Pics or that's not happening...

See you after Saturday. :)

[Heathen]

As much as I dispise this holiday for its total ridiculousness, I do love all the girls that love it. I spend about 40-60 dollars on each one and they cut back flips for me.

[paladin]

I will be participating in a threesome with the hottest hoes I've ever seen in my life. Tis' gonna be a good day.:picsorstfu: no...Vids... or STFU

[teh lag]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7801/1233536256413oz6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:(

[TeeKup]

AWWWW CUTE.

[FlyingStone]

Enjoy the freedom while you can...it helps if you think of it that way.
I think 5 years of freedom is long enough.

[Heathen]

Oh shit, i wonder if i was made from valentines day sex

I was Christmas sex, which also happens to be my dads birthday.

he got a good christmas/birthday gift.

[Huero]

hell yeah guys who else here was an accident

[L0d3x]

I was planned =)

[Bad Waffle]

i was actually valentines day sex, woot woot accidentsss

[flibitijibibo]

I came 2 years earlier than I was supposed to. I've always liked to be early. >.>

[Heathen]

Um... didn't expect to start anything, so I'll clear that up...

@Rook: While that seems like a fine theory, I'm just being nice.
@Snaf: Works for me. I wouldn't date my friends anyways.
I agree smack, I happen to enjoy the company of girls alot more than guys anyways.

And some people think thats gay....

Am I the only one that sees the humor in that?

I love all my female friends as friends. Most are like my lil sisters so its cool.

[HDoan]

This years valentines day sucks -_- "Oh its not you, its me", 1 week before today -_-

[Wakeboy1337]

Sarah dumped me sunday, Said she didnt have much fun hanging with me also said I acted to immature O_o


So Even though I'm single I wont be alone this Vday, even though talking on the phone and IM is the best I can do with this new girl. I hope to be taken by Sunday night :P

[TeeKup]

Happy Valentines Day
http://cardiophile.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/heart-in-hands.jpg

[NT Studios]

I hate this day, not only because I dont have a Valentine, its because its a commercial holiday, so they will expect people to pay thousands of dollars to buy something for someone and its not really useful.

[TeeKup]

I swear the pessimism in this thread could make me vomit.

[kid908]

meh im fine with it, mostly since it's basicly dead where i go to skool =D my friend call it "fuck day" (dictionary meaning). something about this day just makes me want to walk around giving out bottles of blood(doesn't neccessarily have to be my blood), just to see who would notice it.

[FlyingStone]

I'm just glad its on a Saturday and not on a school day.

[nooBBooze]

hell yeah guys who else here was an accident
I was a failed experiment.

[Reaper Man]

So I got/still am wasted at a part on Valentine's day. It was awesome fun, except when I somehow wandered into a swamp. Oh well, my friend and I wandered home singing Bohemian Rhapsody. I also discovered I can type legibly when drunk (as I'm doing now.)

Pretty decent day to be honest.

[Sel]

Whose my lover!

[TheGhost]

I've had a girlfriend during the past 4 Valentine's days, and I don't like how contrived everything is.

[Con]

Does anyone want to be my valentine? I'm all alone :(

[Jean-Luc]

Join the club.

[Huero]

Do I get an invite? :(

[SnaFuBAR]

Does anyone want to be my valentine? I'm all alone :(
don't worry Con, I'll hold you :(

[Rob Oplawar]

*was just about to be serious cat's valentine.*

awwww, every year somebody beats me to it. :saddowns:

e:

I had a match, well she had a lighter
I had a flame, but she had a fire
I was bright, but she was much brighter
I was high, but she was the sky


You tell me that you love me so,
You tell me that you care,
But when I need you, baby,
You're never there


I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut and
Eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tac
She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair,
She's touring the facility, and picking up slack.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooong jacket.


I don't want wonder if this is a blunder
I don't want to worry whether we're going to stay together till we die
I don't want to jump in unless this music's thumpin'
All the dishes rattle in their cupboards when the elephants arrive

I don't want to fake it, I just want to make it
The ornaments look pretty but they're pulling down the branches of the tree
I don't want think about it, I don't want to talk about it
When I kiss your lips I want to sink down to the bottom of the sea.

etc.

I like Cake. :)

[ultama121]

Happy Valentines day peoples!

I don't have Valentine but it still a pretty cool day for me.

[Bastinka]

Herbs are my valentine.

[n00b1n8R]

I got 2 valentines, go me. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-toot.gif

from dudes

[Jean-Luc]

I got 2 valentines, go me. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-toot.gif

from dudes

:haw: ---> :gonk:

[Corndogman]

No gf, here, but its all good. Just found out my dad's letting me and friends go hang out at my grandpa's mansion that he doesn't live in, so woo party time!

[Llama Juice]

I took my girlfriend to the zoo and spent the day there... then we went to the olive garden... we just got back and she's setting up some kind of "surprise" in my bedroom.... hrm.

[thehoodedsmack]

I took my girlfriend to the zoo and spent the day there... then we went to the olive garden... we just got back and she's setting up some kind of "surprise" in my bedroom.... hrm.

IT'S A TRAP!!! :awesome:

Have fun.

[Jean-Luc]

I took my girlfriend to the zoo and spent the day there... then we went to the olive garden... we just got back and she's setting up some kind of "surprise" in my bedroom.... hrm.
The fuck you doing on the computer?!

[PlasbianX]

The fuck you doing on the computer?!

Making up bullshit lies to get his e-peen larger while his mom heats him up a bowl of easy mac.

[thehoodedsmack]

Llama Juice is an internet sensation. >: |

His mom makes him the GOOD stuff.

[n00b1n8R]

Llama makes his own stuff.
l2cooking with llama

[Wakeboy1337]

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[Heathen]

helluva day
I had fun.

[LlamaMaster]

The only thing I want for valentines day is to shove my cock down some sluts throat. Anything past that would require a whole lot of :effort:

[n00b1n8R]

But your plan requires lots of :$$$:

[Huero]

helluva day
I had fun.

well yeah you have 6 women

[LinkandKvel]

This the national guaranteed get laid day. How do you hate it?

[Heathen]

Yeah so um.... I'll be spending my Valentine's day alone.


Also, sucks about the ticket. What exactly did you do snipa?
I knew his gf was fake. jk wake

[Ifafudafi]

Got to spend my Valentine's Day grading kids essays on the importance of love and bollocks like that.

At least I'm somewhat richer this way. ._.

[Heathen]

I got to spend my valentines day with the girl I love doing stuff that I enjoy.

Sucks to be you guys.

I actually had fun :/

[Hotrod]

This the national guaranteed get laid day. How do you hate it?
Excuse me? Guaranteed get laid day? I think some things are wrong there...

Valentine's day was decent for me, was gone on a ski trip from Wednesday to now, and had a great time. It was strange though, since I was hanging out with 2 couples, and another girl (who I happen to like/love), but it was awkward as hell being around the two other couples...

[Corndogman]

Excuse me? Guaranteed get laid day? I think some things are wrong there...

I think he means Guaranteed get laid day as in "Actually put out some effort with a girl and spend a lot of money, and you've got a better chance of getting laid than any other day" day.

[Gamerkd16]

This the national guaranteed get laid day. How do you hate it?
More like the "Constantly-Reminding-Me-I'm-Single Day".... :/

[Warsaw]

14 February was three days ago, time to move on...:v:

[English Mobster]

My girlfriend dumped me on Valentine's Day for another guy.

[FlyingStone]

That happend to a friend of mine, she was upset about it. Then 2 days later their back together.

I'll never understand how that happend.

[English Mobster]

I wish I was that lucky...
*sigh*

[Wakeboy1337]

I knew his gf was fake. jk wake


LOL


No she dumped me Sunday before valentines day.

Doesnt want a relationship. Shes still single if you want to try and chase her down over the intarwebz lol

[Rosco]

LOL


No she dumped me Sunday before valentines day.

Doesnt want a relationship. Shes still single if you want to try and chase her down over the intarwebz lol

I'd assume so if she doesn't want a relationship ;)

late but still, had a good day, watched a few movies, then bedroom and whatnot.

BlinD if you read this, what was your day like!

[Rentafence]

That happend to a friend of mine, she was upset about it. Then 2 days later their back together.

I'll never understand how that happend.

Because they're in High School.

[n00b1n8R]

I'd assume so if she doesn't want a relationship ;)
"I don't want a relationship" is often code for "I don't want a relationship with you."

[Wakeboy1337]

"I don't want a relationship" is often code for "I don't want a relationship with you."


So true. She's still single though. So maybe she was for serious.

[Rosco]

"I don't want a relationship" is often code for "I don't want a relationship with you."

Yeah, but it makes her sound less of a bitch. :)

[English Mobster]

Exactly, it's a girl's way of saying they hate you without ACTUALLY saying they hate you.