Most you have been owned on the internet.

[Lex1337]

Warning: May contain unappropriated material.

What is the most you have ever been owned on the internet? Whether it be rick rolled, or 2girls1cupped on.

Phopojijo: No Porn!

Mines was phonetrace.

[Con]

I've been rickrolled by boba a couple times, that's about it :shrug:

[Mr Buckshot]

Went to a fake game site by accident, some "patch" I was downloading gave me a virus but it got picked up by Spysweeper before it could do any damage.

[itszutak]

Rickrolled a few times, that's it

A friend of mine tried to link me to Mr. Hands once

[NuggetWarmer]

What does the phone trace do? Exactly what it says, or is it a scam?

[Timo]

I clicked too many links in #gbh a few years ago, and those images will never leave me :smith:

[Lex1337]

What does the phone trace do? Exactly what it says, or is it a scam?
The only way you'll find out is if you try it.

[Donut]

zeph.
dont ever bitch about operating systems lol
this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0) has gotten me and a few others.
owned lol

[Heathen]

lol, phonetrace is ooooooold.

Srs.

But still I have been owned quite well in the past.

[Syuusuke]

The "You are an idiot" window flying around on my screen (when was this...2002, 03?), then after that I was extremely careful, or I positively embraced the jokes =D

[DarkHalo003]

I rickrolled Donut when I told him a link to youtube was the CMT commentary. IT was priceless. He had his speakers turned up and everything. :lmao:

[Donut]

I rickrolled Donut when I told him a link to youtube was the CMT commentary. IT was priceless. He had his speakers turned up and everything. :lmao:
you shut your hole

[Lex1337]

Has any here ever been interior crocodile alligator'd? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnMDrv8Mx3E)

[Ifafudafi]

Phopojijo edit: NO!!! Any more of this and I'm going to start infracting, once, but that's it. I caught on to the Rick Roll before I was ever subject to it.

[Rentafence]

I was fapping when a site advised me to, -ahem- install appropriate video codecs to view this video. Then spy sherrif rolled into town.

[jngrow]

^(ifadufaiaiaifduai)Dude, you gotta spoiler that or warn or not post the link or something.

Eh, I've gotten that super Rick Roll, oh and Steady Hand 2. Fucked me up.

[Cojafoji]

Laying aside the very tedious arguments that I've been involved in over the years, I'd have to say the worst was when I...

Oh wait.

Never been owned that I can remember. Feel free to prove me wrong.

[Rook]

Can't think of anything major, although when I was 13 or so someone tricked me over an IM saying they were hacking me and stuff... and I believed it.

[legionaire45]

GNAA'd a few times.

Numerous shock sites.

If I was given a dollar for every time I've almost thrown up because of something I saw on the internet I'd be very rich.

[Bodzilla]

I was fapping when a site advised me to, -ahem- install appropriate video codecs to view this video. Then spy sherrif rolled into town.
i know.
done that like 3 times tbh.

I swear fapping fucks with ya head.
"NO, we've been down this road before it's a fucking trojan you idiot, homes many times have i told you... NO DONT FUCKING CLICK IT.... why did you click that, omfg.... what are you.... omfg..... AHHH IT BURNS GET IT OFF ME ARRGGHH
Will i dream dave?"
**HUURRGGHH BLLLAHHHH**

makes me smith every time.

[Bodzilla]

Laying aside the very tedious arguments that I've been involved in over the years, I'd have to say the worst was when I...

Oh wait.

Never been owned that I can remember. Feel free to prove me wrong.
i could shottag goatse in a -rep for you if you want.......

[n00b1n8R]

Rickroll, goatse, meatspin, 2g1c (voluntarily :v:).. the list goes on.

I've pwnd zilla and a bunch of AWOL's with some shit I find on 4chan. :3

[Bodzilla]

what about the Dick -> vagina (or man gina that really really looked like a gina) photoshoot.

got some serious what the fucks out of that.

[p0lar_bear]

That old "Subliminal Messages" flash screamer that flashes those demonic images at you while they have you listening to a quiet song for subliminal messages.

Friend and I had nightmares for weeks. It's at Albinoblacksheep if anyone's man enough to try it.

[Bodzilla]

Nightmares over that?

your a big ol softy p0lar.
had my first nightmare in probably a decade the other week.
A rare type of cancer that made the creation of Penis's under my skin, that burst through and teared my body where they emerged.
there was like 7 of them.
CRRRAAWWWLLLLIIINNNNGGG IIINNNN MMMMMYYYYY SSSKKKKIIINNN
is not enough to explain how fucking disgusting and wrong it felt.

:shudder:

[n00b1n8R]

hey remember those penis bumps? :sick:

[Bodzilla]

i actually have them.

very very small though. not that crazy fucking CM PENIS BUMP WTF?!??!
it just means i'm more evolved then you.

[n00b1n8R]

N, you're less evolved since your more closely related to cats than I am. :colbert:

[Bodzilla]

yeah but my penis is for superior fertilization!

n00b get them the link so they know what where talking about.
also theres another thing thats like hair follicles undeveloped under the skin.

got that as well, very mild though.

I'm a natural rough rider baby.

[cheezdue]

Why all this talk about rough penis?

[mech]

Haha, you have bumps on your cock!

[Bodzilla]

do you guys really really want links?

[Con]

oh, once I thought a penis was a hotdog

[Bodzilla]

bad mustard hey.

[ICEE]

worst thing ever to happen to me was when a friend linked me to a video called "scat porn while I play unfitting music"

I was not happy

[n00b1n8R]

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gifhttp://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gifNOT SAFE FOR WORK/PREPARE TO :gonk: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gifhttp://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gif

l2pearlypenilepapules

Link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearly_penile_papules)

[CN3089]

I've never been owned, I'm the one doing the owning thttp://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-smug.gift

[InnerGoat]

Some guy on IRC named Kyon has been trolling me and I didn't notice. :smith:

[CN3089]

Some guy on IRC named Kyon has been trolling me and I didn't notice. :smith:

thttp://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-smug.gift

[Huero]

saw a video of a guy swallowing a glass with his asshole
the glass shatters
and he shits it out
blood and all.
I didn't flinch ;o

[TeeKup]

saw a video of a guy swallowing a glass with his asshole
the glass shatters
and he shits it out
blood and all.
I didn't flinch ;o

The hell is wrong with you.

[armoman92]

u guys ever clicked the members button on the GNAA (http://www.gnaa.us) homepage? It's a treat.

[Invader Veex]

Worst I got has been 2 Girls 1 Cup once, and a ton of rickrolls. I've learned to like that song. :gonk:

[Heathen]

Evolution made your penis ridged for her(his?) pleasure bod?


And honestly? 2g1c? Its hardly that bad guys...man up.

There is worse stuff at efukt than 2g1c.

[n00b1n8R]

saw a video of a guy swallowing a glass with his asshole
the glass shatters
and he shits it out
blood and all.
I didn't flinch ;o
He doesn't shit it out, some of it falls out and he tries (rather pathetically/hilariously) to fish the rest out with his hand. :lmao:

[itszutak]

He doesn't shit it out, some of it falls out and he tries (rather pathetically/hilariously) to fish the rest out with his hand. :lmao:
eeeerrgh

[ExAm]

A friend sent me a link that continually opened up Goatse in new browser windows while playing loudly the words "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M WATCHING GAY PORN!"

I muted my speakers and force-quit Safari (i was on a mac at the time) :v:


http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gifhttp://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gifNOT SAFE FOR WORK/PREPARE TO :gonk: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gifhttp://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gif

l2pearlypenilepapules

Link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearly_penile_papules)
Oh hey I've had that for as long as I can remember. Always thought it was left over from when my foreskin detached :downs:

[n00b1n8R]

Enjoy your mutilated dick ExAm. :downsgun:

[ExAm]

Enjoy your mutilated dick ExAm. :downsgun:If you're uncircumcized, the foreskin detaches from the corona of the glans, most of the time by 3 years old, but never later than puberty (mine detached around puberty, and the nubs were probably caused because i started wanking before it fully detached, which probably pulled it off prematurely) :|

l2anatomy, gosh. Enjoy the mental image. It is punishemnt for your ignorance :awesome:

[n00b1n8R]

Orite, I misread your post.
Never mind. :facepalm:

[Bodzilla]

Evolution made your penis ridged for her(his?) pleasure bod?
you wouldnt even know they where there unless you looked for them, i didnt.
the one in the article is ridiculous out of proportion and hideous naturally.

mine are very small, like the point of a pin sized small ridges.
like 50% of people have them apparently.

the other i'm not so sure, it's like undeveloped hair follicles and it just looks like if somone has pulled a hair on your arm. the skin bumps up a bit (not as much as if they pulled it) and thats about it.
Mainly round the hair line.


hell i've had a couple chicks wank me off and they where none the wiser lol.

also yes, For the pleasure baby.
that and raking out rival males sperm :D

we aint so different for monkies after all :p

[Con]

On the subject, it look's like I've got em too, very small and hardly noticeable.

[Choking Victim]

Hey guys, lets talk about dicks. This thread looks gay as fuck to someone just coming in now...why all the cocks?

Also, 555 dealpostcount anyone?

[Needles]

Never really. Google chrome stops all my rick roll problems by stopping pop-ups and immediately closing the page. And I don't click on what I don't trust.

[Needles]

Hey guys, lets talk about dicks. This thread looks gay as fuck to someone just coming in now...why all the cocks?

Also, 555 dealpostcount anyone?

Subject change?

[p0lar_bear]

RickRolling doesn't count as ownage hth.

[Lex1337]

RickRolling doesn't count as ownage hth.
I consider that one unclosable one as ownage.

[ExAm]

I consider that one unclosable one as ownage.
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