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Lex1337
February 4th, 2009, 10:51 PM
Warning: May contain unappropriated material.

What is the most you have ever been owned on the internet? Whether it be rick rolled, or 2girls1cupped on.

Phopojijo: No Porn!

Mines was phonetrace.
Con
February 4th, 2009, 10:56 PM
I've been rickrolled by boba a couple times, that's about it :shrug:
Mr Buckshot
February 5th, 2009, 12:53 AM
Went to a fake game site by accident, some "patch" I was downloading gave me a virus but it got picked up by Spysweeper before it could do any damage.
itszutak
February 5th, 2009, 01:33 AM
Rickrolled a few times, that's it

A friend of mine tried to link me to Mr. Hands once
NuggetWarmer
February 5th, 2009, 02:12 AM
What does the phone trace do? Exactly what it says, or is it a scam?
Timo
February 5th, 2009, 03:40 AM
I clicked too many links in #gbh a few years ago, and those images will never leave me :smith:
Lex1337
February 5th, 2009, 08:58 AM
What does the phone trace do? Exactly what it says, or is it a scam?
The only way you'll find out is if you try it.
Donut
February 5th, 2009, 06:37 PM
zeph.
dont ever bitch about operating systems lol
this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0) has gotten me and a few others.
owned lol
Heathen
February 5th, 2009, 06:41 PM
lol, phonetrace is ooooooold.

Srs.

But still I have been owned quite well in the past.
Syuusuke
February 5th, 2009, 07:11 PM
The "You are an idiot" window flying around on my screen (when was this...2002, 03?), then after that I was extremely careful, or I positively embraced the jokes =D
DarkHalo003
February 5th, 2009, 07:12 PM
I rickrolled Donut when I told him a link to youtube was the CMT commentary. IT was priceless. He had his speakers turned up and everything. :lmao:
Donut
February 5th, 2009, 07:27 PM
I rickrolled Donut when I told him a link to youtube was the CMT commentary. IT was priceless. He had his speakers turned up and everything. :lmao:
you shut your hole
Lex1337
February 5th, 2009, 09:18 PM
Has any here ever been interior crocodile alligator'd? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnMDrv8Mx3E)
Ifafudafi
February 5th, 2009, 10:19 PM
Phopojijo edit: NO!!! Any more of this and I'm going to start infracting, once, but that's it. I caught on to the Rick Roll before I was ever subject to it.
Rentafence
February 5th, 2009, 10:38 PM
I was fapping when a site advised me to, -ahem- install appropriate video codecs to view this video. Then spy sherrif rolled into town.
jngrow
February 5th, 2009, 10:39 PM
^(ifadufaiaiaifduai)Dude, you gotta spoiler that or warn or not post the link or something.

Eh, I've gotten that super Rick Roll, oh and Steady Hand 2. Fucked me up.
Cojafoji
February 5th, 2009, 11:26 PM
Laying aside the very tedious arguments that I've been involved in over the years, I'd have to say the worst was when I...

Oh wait.

Never been owned that I can remember. Feel free to prove me wrong.
Rook
February 5th, 2009, 11:31 PM
Can't think of anything major, although when I was 13 or so someone tricked me over an IM saying they were hacking me and stuff... and I believed it.
legionaire45
February 8th, 2009, 10:00 PM
GNAA'd a few times.

Numerous shock sites.

If I was given a dollar for every time I've almost thrown up because of something I saw on the internet I'd be very rich.
Bodzilla
February 9th, 2009, 01:54 AM
I was fapping when a site advised me to, -ahem- install appropriate video codecs to view this video. Then spy sherrif rolled into town.
i know.
done that like 3 times tbh.

I swear fapping fucks with ya head.
"NO, we've been down this road before it's a fucking trojan you idiot, homes many times have i told you... NO DONT FUCKING CLICK IT.... why did you click that, omfg.... what are you.... omfg..... AHHH IT BURNS GET IT OFF ME ARRGGHH
Will i dream dave?"
**HUURRGGHH BLLLAHHHH**

makes me smith every time.
Bodzilla
February 9th, 2009, 01:55 AM
Laying aside the very tedious arguments that I've been involved in over the years, I'd have to say the worst was when I...

Oh wait.

Never been owned that I can remember. Feel free to prove me wrong.
i could shottag goatse in a -rep for you if you want.......
n00b1n8R
February 9th, 2009, 02:05 AM
Rickroll, goatse, meatspin, 2g1c (voluntarily :v:).. the list goes on.

I've pwnd zilla and a bunch of AWOL's with some shit I find on 4chan. :3
Bodzilla
February 9th, 2009, 02:08 AM
what about the Dick -> vagina (or man gina that really really looked like a gina) photoshoot.

got some serious what the fucks out of that.
p0lar_bear
February 9th, 2009, 02:45 AM
That old "Subliminal Messages" flash screamer that flashes those demonic images at you while they have you listening to a quiet song for subliminal messages.

Friend and I had nightmares for weeks. It's at Albinoblacksheep if anyone's man enough to try it.
Bodzilla
February 9th, 2009, 02:50 AM
Nightmares over that?

your a big ol softy p0lar.
had my first nightmare in probably a decade the other week.
A rare type of cancer that made the creation of Penis's under my skin, that burst through and teared my body where they emerged.
there was like 7 of them.
CRRRAAWWWLLLLIIINNNNGGG IIINNNN MMMMMYYYYY SSSKKKKIIINNN
is not enough to explain how fucking disgusting and wrong it felt.

:shudder:
n00b1n8R
February 9th, 2009, 03:20 AM
hey remember those penis bumps? :sick:
Bodzilla
February 9th, 2009, 05:04 AM
i actually have them.

very very small though. not that crazy fucking CM PENIS BUMP WTF?!??!
it just means i'm more evolved then you.
n00b1n8R
February 9th, 2009, 05:29 AM
N, you're less evolved since your more closely related to cats than I am. :colbert:
Bodzilla
February 9th, 2009, 05:50 AM
yeah but my penis is for superior fertilization!

n00b get them the link so they know what where talking about.
also theres another thing thats like hair follicles undeveloped under the skin.

got that as well, very mild though.

I'm a natural rough rider baby.
cheezdue
February 9th, 2009, 08:23 AM
Why all this talk about rough penis?
mech
February 9th, 2009, 08:25 AM
Haha, you have bumps on your cock!
Bodzilla
February 9th, 2009, 11:54 PM
do you guys really really want links?
Con
February 10th, 2009, 12:10 AM
oh, once I thought a penis was a hotdog
Bodzilla
February 10th, 2009, 02:05 AM
bad mustard hey.
ICEE
February 10th, 2009, 03:20 PM
worst thing ever to happen to me was when a friend linked me to a video called "scat porn while I play unfitting music"

I was not happy
n00b1n8R
February 11th, 2009, 01:03 AM
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gifhttp://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gifNOT SAFE FOR WORK/PREPARE TO :gonk: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gifhttp://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gif

l2pearlypenilepapules

Link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearly_penile_papules)
CN3089
February 11th, 2009, 10:29 AM
I've never been owned, I'm the one doing the owning thttp://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-smug.gift
InnerGoat
February 11th, 2009, 11:22 AM
Some guy on IRC named Kyon has been trolling me and I didn't notice. :smith:
CN3089
February 11th, 2009, 11:46 AM
Some guy on IRC named Kyon has been trolling me and I didn't notice. :smith:

thttp://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-smug.gift
Huero
February 11th, 2009, 07:55 PM
saw a video of a guy swallowing a glass with his asshole
the glass shatters
and he shits it out
blood and all.
I didn't flinch ;o
TeeKup
February 11th, 2009, 08:09 PM
saw a video of a guy swallowing a glass with his asshole
the glass shatters
and he shits it out
blood and all.
I didn't flinch ;o

The hell is wrong with you.
armoman92
February 11th, 2009, 08:19 PM
u guys ever clicked the members button on the GNAA (http://www.gnaa.us) homepage? It's a treat.
Invader Veex
February 11th, 2009, 08:27 PM
Worst I got has been 2 Girls 1 Cup once, and a ton of rickrolls. I've learned to like that song. :gonk:
Heathen
February 11th, 2009, 08:49 PM
Evolution made your penis ridged for her(his?) pleasure bod?


And honestly? 2g1c? Its hardly that bad guys...man up.

There is worse stuff at efukt than 2g1c.
n00b1n8R
February 12th, 2009, 12:15 AM
saw a video of a guy swallowing a glass with his asshole
the glass shatters
and he shits it out
blood and all.
I didn't flinch ;o
He doesn't shit it out, some of it falls out and he tries (rather pathetically/hilariously) to fish the rest out with his hand. :lmao:
itszutak
February 12th, 2009, 01:07 AM
He doesn't shit it out, some of it falls out and he tries (rather pathetically/hilariously) to fish the rest out with his hand. :lmao:
eeeerrgh
ExAm
February 12th, 2009, 02:57 AM
A friend sent me a link that continually opened up Goatse in new browser windows while playing loudly the words "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M WATCHING GAY PORN!"

I muted my speakers and force-quit Safari (i was on a mac at the time) :v:


http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gifhttp://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gifNOT SAFE FOR WORK/PREPARE TO :gonk: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gifhttp://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gif

l2pearlypenilepapules

Link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearly_penile_papules)
Oh hey I've had that for as long as I can remember. Always thought it was left over from when my foreskin detached :downs:
n00b1n8R
February 12th, 2009, 03:51 AM
Enjoy your mutilated dick ExAm. :downsgun:
ExAm
February 12th, 2009, 04:01 AM
Enjoy your mutilated dick ExAm. :downsgun:If you're uncircumcized, the foreskin detaches from the corona of the glans, most of the time by 3 years old, but never later than puberty (mine detached around puberty, and the nubs were probably caused because i started wanking before it fully detached, which probably pulled it off prematurely) :|

l2anatomy, gosh. Enjoy the mental image. It is punishemnt for your ignorance :awesome:
n00b1n8R
February 12th, 2009, 05:59 AM
Orite, I misread your post.
Never mind. :facepalm:
Bodzilla
February 12th, 2009, 06:37 AM
Evolution made your penis ridged for her(his?) pleasure bod?
you wouldnt even know they where there unless you looked for them, i didnt.
the one in the article is ridiculous out of proportion and hideous naturally.

mine are very small, like the point of a pin sized small ridges.
like 50% of people have them apparently.

the other i'm not so sure, it's like undeveloped hair follicles and it just looks like if somone has pulled a hair on your arm. the skin bumps up a bit (not as much as if they pulled it) and thats about it.
Mainly round the hair line.


hell i've had a couple chicks wank me off and they where none the wiser lol.

also yes, For the pleasure baby.
that and raking out rival males sperm :D

we aint so different for monkies after all :p
Con
February 12th, 2009, 06:41 PM
On the subject, it look's like I've got em too, very small and hardly noticeable.
Choking Victim
February 12th, 2009, 07:01 PM
Hey guys, lets talk about dicks. This thread looks gay as fuck to someone just coming in now...why all the cocks?

Also, 555 dealpostcount anyone?
Needles
February 12th, 2009, 08:35 PM
Never really. Google chrome stops all my rick roll problems by stopping pop-ups and immediately closing the page. And I don't click on what I don't trust.
Needles
February 12th, 2009, 08:36 PM
Hey guys, lets talk about dicks. This thread looks gay as fuck to someone just coming in now...why all the cocks?

Also, 555 dealpostcount anyone?

Subject change?
p0lar_bear
February 12th, 2009, 09:05 PM
RickRolling doesn't count as ownage hth.
Lex1337
February 12th, 2009, 11:23 PM
RickRolling doesn't count as ownage hth.
I consider that one unclosable one as ownage.
ExAm
February 13th, 2009, 01:40 AM
I consider that one unclosable one as ownage.
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