Chainsy
February 8th, 2009, 12:27 AM
HEY!
YEAH YOU!
EVER HAD COFFEE BAKED INTO A FUCKING CAKE?!
IF NOT, YOU ARE A COMMIE!
COFFEE CAKE:
http://1actressinoregon.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/coffeecake.jpg
THATS FUCKING RIGHT!!! GEEEEE!!!!
COFFEE CAKE IS MADE WITH 500 COFFEE BEANS KNOWN TO MAN, AND 45 THAT ARE NOT EVEN FROM THIS PLANET!!!
THATS FUCKING HARDCORE IF YOU ASK ME, EVEN FUCKING ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIT!
THESE FUCKING COFFEE BEANS ARE ACCELERATED TO QUANTUM SPEED
INSIDE A TUBE MADE OF IVORY FROM 50000 ELEPHANTS MIXED TOGETHER IN A TUB OF IRON HEATED TO
900000000 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT
ONCE DONE THIS ORGY OF COFFEE BEANS IS FED TO SATAN WHO THEN SHITS OUT A COLLOIDAL POWDER OF COFFEE BEANS FUSED WITH THE SOULS OF LITTLE CHILDREN!!!
ONCE FUCKING HERE, WE HARVEST THE UTTERS OF 600000 COWS USING
20000 FLAMING MACHETES ON FUCKING ROCKETS
HERE WE THEN USE DAVID FUCKING BLAINE TO BRING BACK A FUCKING Nothosaurus
http://www.dinosaurfact.net/Pictures/Nothosaurus.jpg
ONCE HERE NOTHOSAURUS WILL LAY
MEGA EGGS.
THESE
MEGA EGGS.
WILL BE FIRED AT 5 TIMES MACH IN-FUCKING-FINITY TO THE FUCKING CENTER OF THE FUCKING EARTH!!!
THERE THE EGGS WILL FUSE WITH HYDROGEN ATOMS INTO THE IRON CORE, CAUSING ALL THE WORLDS VOLCANOES TO ERUPT!!!
THIS SHIT IS SO INTENSE IT KILLS 5000 UNDISCOVERED SPECIES OF PLANT AND ANIMALS EACH TIME THIS SHIT IS DONE!!!
THE MOLTEN EGG GOO SHIT IS THEN EXTRACTED VIA SLAVE WORK BY KENYANS.
THESE FUCKERS ARE SO FAST THEY BRING IN A QAURTER TON OF THIS SHIT EACH SECOND!
THEN WE GO BY FUCKING KROGER AS IT CAN ONLY BE FOUND IN FUCKING AMERICA IN THE GOD DAMN FUCKING SOUTH.
WE BUY 2500000 GIGA-TONS OF FUCKING BETTY CROCKERS CAKE MIX USING 50000 BURNING STEEDS DRIVEN BY THE VIRGIN MARY TO OUR SECRET FACTORY IN FUCKING PERU.
ONCE IN FUCKING PERU, WE MIX THE
QAUNTUM COFFEE BEANS
WITH THE
FUCKING 5000000 COWS UTTERS
AND THE
HARD FUCKING CORE DAVID BLAINE SPAWN NOTHOSAURUS EGGS MOLTEN GOO
AND WE MIX IT TOGETHER USING 5000000 MILLION UPSIDE DOWN HELICOPTERS CREATING 18000000 OUNCES OF CARBON DIOXIDE PER MINUTE!!!
THERE IS A FUCKING HOLE IN THE OZONE ABOVE THIS THE SIZE OF ROSIE O' DONNELS ASS DIMPLES!!
AFTER THE FUCKING MIXING, WE THEN FIRE THIS MIXTURE AT 200000 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT TO INFINITY TIMES 2.345455 INTO THE FUCKING SUN
http://stardate.org/images/gallery/sun5.jpg
THIS SHIT KILLS THE SUNS LIFE BY 200000 YEARS EACH TIME THIS IS DONE!!! WE CAN DO THIS BECAUSE WE HAVE EATEN THIS FUCKING CAKE AND ARE SO BAD ASS NO FUCKING THING ON THIS PLANET OR OFF WILL STOP OUR SHIT!!!
ONCE FINISHED COOKING IN THE SUN,
UP-FUCKING S FIRES TELEPORT LASERS TO BRING THIS SHIT BACK TO OUR GOD FORSAKEN EARTH!!!
http://www.heretowhere.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/ups15031.jpg
WE THEN SHIP THIS FUCKING ELIXIR OF LIFE VIA NUCLEAR WAR HEADS
TO YOUR FUCKING NEAREST RETAIL STORE.
FUCKING COFFE CAKE
http://1actressinoregon.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/coffeecake.jpg
BUY IT NIGGER.
YEAH YOU!
EVER HAD COFFEE BAKED INTO A FUCKING CAKE?!
IF NOT, YOU ARE A COMMIE!
COFFEE CAKE:
http://1actressinoregon.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/coffeecake.jpg
THATS FUCKING RIGHT!!! GEEEEE!!!!
COFFEE CAKE IS MADE WITH 500 COFFEE BEANS KNOWN TO MAN, AND 45 THAT ARE NOT EVEN FROM THIS PLANET!!!
THATS FUCKING HARDCORE IF YOU ASK ME, EVEN FUCKING ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIT!
THESE FUCKING COFFEE BEANS ARE ACCELERATED TO QUANTUM SPEED
INSIDE A TUBE MADE OF IVORY FROM 50000 ELEPHANTS MIXED TOGETHER IN A TUB OF IRON HEATED TO
900000000 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT
ONCE DONE THIS ORGY OF COFFEE BEANS IS FED TO SATAN WHO THEN SHITS OUT A COLLOIDAL POWDER OF COFFEE BEANS FUSED WITH THE SOULS OF LITTLE CHILDREN!!!
ONCE FUCKING HERE, WE HARVEST THE UTTERS OF 600000 COWS USING
20000 FLAMING MACHETES ON FUCKING ROCKETS
HERE WE THEN USE DAVID FUCKING BLAINE TO BRING BACK A FUCKING Nothosaurus
http://www.dinosaurfact.net/Pictures/Nothosaurus.jpg
ONCE HERE NOTHOSAURUS WILL LAY
MEGA EGGS.
THESE
MEGA EGGS.
WILL BE FIRED AT 5 TIMES MACH IN-FUCKING-FINITY TO THE FUCKING CENTER OF THE FUCKING EARTH!!!
THERE THE EGGS WILL FUSE WITH HYDROGEN ATOMS INTO THE IRON CORE, CAUSING ALL THE WORLDS VOLCANOES TO ERUPT!!!
THIS SHIT IS SO INTENSE IT KILLS 5000 UNDISCOVERED SPECIES OF PLANT AND ANIMALS EACH TIME THIS SHIT IS DONE!!!
THE MOLTEN EGG GOO SHIT IS THEN EXTRACTED VIA SLAVE WORK BY KENYANS.
THESE FUCKERS ARE SO FAST THEY BRING IN A QAURTER TON OF THIS SHIT EACH SECOND!
THEN WE GO BY FUCKING KROGER AS IT CAN ONLY BE FOUND IN FUCKING AMERICA IN THE GOD DAMN FUCKING SOUTH.
WE BUY 2500000 GIGA-TONS OF FUCKING BETTY CROCKERS CAKE MIX USING 50000 BURNING STEEDS DRIVEN BY THE VIRGIN MARY TO OUR SECRET FACTORY IN FUCKING PERU.
ONCE IN FUCKING PERU, WE MIX THE
QAUNTUM COFFEE BEANS
WITH THE
FUCKING 5000000 COWS UTTERS
AND THE
HARD FUCKING CORE DAVID BLAINE SPAWN NOTHOSAURUS EGGS MOLTEN GOO
AND WE MIX IT TOGETHER USING 5000000 MILLION UPSIDE DOWN HELICOPTERS CREATING 18000000 OUNCES OF CARBON DIOXIDE PER MINUTE!!!
THERE IS A FUCKING HOLE IN THE OZONE ABOVE THIS THE SIZE OF ROSIE O' DONNELS ASS DIMPLES!!
AFTER THE FUCKING MIXING, WE THEN FIRE THIS MIXTURE AT 200000 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT TO INFINITY TIMES 2.345455 INTO THE FUCKING SUN
http://stardate.org/images/gallery/sun5.jpg
THIS SHIT KILLS THE SUNS LIFE BY 200000 YEARS EACH TIME THIS IS DONE!!! WE CAN DO THIS BECAUSE WE HAVE EATEN THIS FUCKING CAKE AND ARE SO BAD ASS NO FUCKING THING ON THIS PLANET OR OFF WILL STOP OUR SHIT!!!
ONCE FINISHED COOKING IN THE SUN,
UP-FUCKING S FIRES TELEPORT LASERS TO BRING THIS SHIT BACK TO OUR GOD FORSAKEN EARTH!!!
http://www.heretowhere.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/ups15031.jpg
WE THEN SHIP THIS FUCKING ELIXIR OF LIFE VIA NUCLEAR WAR HEADS
TO YOUR FUCKING NEAREST RETAIL STORE.
FUCKING COFFE CAKE
http://1actressinoregon.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/coffeecake.jpg
BUY IT NIGGER.