I would have been your daddy (13 y/o father)

[n00b1n8R]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l183/n00b1n8R/dadeh.jpg (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece+)

Oh my god what the fuck :gonk:
That poor boy got raped by an orc D:

[thehoodedsmack]

Lol. Kids these days... what'll they think of next... :awesome:

[Heathen]

That little bastard knocked someone up.

Lul.

Sad when you gotta get a baby sitter for the dad too.

I mean, shouldn't she be arrested?

E: nvm she is 15

[Roostervier]

He doesn't even look 13 to me. :X

[Disaster]

He doesn't even look 13 to me. :X
I have a little brother who is 12 and he looks so much older than him.

[TeeKup]

He looks 7 and she looks 17.

What the fuck.

[Masterz1337]

...but the dog beat me over the fence.

[cheezdue]

He looks 7 and she looks 17.

What the fuck.

I'm thinking the same thing. X_x

[k4is3rxkh40s]

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/7521/snn1305aa380732314amk6.jpg


He looks 7 and she looks 17.

What the fuck.

I think she looks much older than just 17.

[Atty]

I think at one point, his kid is going to look older them him.

:gonk:

[mech]

I think he was raped.

[Limited]

When I saw this on news earlier, I thought the women pictured was his mum. Cant fucking believe it.

Teenage pregnancy is a huge problem here, it was only a matter of time before some one 12 had one. He must have some ultra spunk.

I am disgusted, I've seen women who look the same age as the mother have a kid looking same age as the dad.

She should be done for having sex with a minor.

[Masterz1337]

Is that women seriously the same age as him? I mean, I've seen girls that are 13 who come into my job who look 17/18, but that chick looks way way old.

[Limited]

His voice hasnt even broken.

And shes 15 masters, doesnt look it though.

[Choking Victim]

Wow...I didn't even know I had a dick at 12, and this kid's already using his.

[ICEE]

Pedophillia. I guess they don't make condoms small enough :v:

[PlasbianX]

Wow...I didn't even know I had a dick at 12, and this kid's already using his.

Hell, I don't even understand how he could get it up that young oO

[LlamaMaster]

Hell, I couldn't get mine up till I was 15 :<
Caught it before you edited your post.

Bahahhahahahahahhahahahaha :lmao:

[Jean-Luc]

Awww...poor, poor Plasbian :XD:

[Huero]

i started puberty at ten and started masturbating at twelve
am i a freak? >:

[cheezdue]

You're not a freak my friend. >=3

[PlasbianX]

Caught it before you edited your post.

Bahahhahahahahahhahahahaha :lmao:

Damnit! I've been discovered :smithicide:

Awww...poor, poor Plasbian :XD:

Shut up :smith:

[ICEE]

i started puberty at ten and started masturbating at twelve
am i a freak? >:


I started masturbating at eight. Your not a freak.

[teh lag]

What the fuck, that girl looks like she would crush the boy if she rolled over. How did these two even manage to achive penetration, he's TINY compared to her.


Hell, I couldn't get mine up till I was 15 :<


I started masturbating at eight.

Cool stories.

[flibitijibibo]

Yup, I started at about 8 too. It appears sam is behind the curve...

But on the topic of the kid, there's no bloody way he's 13. I refuse to believe it. I can understand the 15 y/o looking old, but that's most likely because she's next to that little kid. Lies I tells you, all lies. (Or a misreported number)

[LlamaMaster]

Yup, I started at about 8 too. It appears sam is behind the curve...

But on the topic of the kid, there's no bloody way he's 13. I refuse to believe it. I can understand the 15 y/o looking old, but that's most likely because she's next to that little kid. Lies I tells you, all lies. (Or a misreported number)
It's not that hard to believe, I looked about the same at 13. Now I'm 17 and look about 14. Aka, i'm a slightly taller white version of link.

Oh, and to keep with the trend, I believe I first came at 12 or 13. I forget, it was a looooooooong ass time ago.

[NuggetWarmer]

I looked much older than most kids at 13, but my body aged quickly. Ex: I'm 15 and have a full goatee.

[Snowy]

She looks 30. He looks 8.


What a playa.

[ultama121]

They're both really strange looking... pale and empty almost. O.o

[Heathen]

He looks 7 and she looks 17.

What the fuck.
Christ, I said this ALL day except I said 8 and 18.


I looked much older than most kids at 13, but my body aged quickly. Ex: I'm 15 and have a full goatee.
I was shaving in 5th grade.

What.

[n00b1n8R]

I have never shaved. :haw:

[NT Studios]

Please use condoms, kthnxbai

[klange]

They're both really strange looking... pale and empty almost. O.o
Shh! That's what happens when you have your first kid. Go look at pics of your parents back when ;)

[kid908]

i think she just picked some random kind and called him the father =\ well u know their lives are screwed.

[Heathen]

Pedophillia. I guess they don't make condoms small enough :v:
Not really.

I talk to girls 14 and I am 16.

2 year difference isnt the problem, its that they fucking fuck.

[Lex1337]

I can see it now.

Alfie, you are not the father.

[Terry]

i started puberty at ten and started masturbating at twelve
am i a freak? >:

If you're a freak then I'm a super freak since I started puberty at that same time but started masturbating around 7.

[NT Studios]

Why did we switch to masturbating? xD

[Heathen]

HAHA, for real.

I started jagging late.

I was like 8th grade.

[Limited]

Bahaha, the family lives in the next town from my housemate, only like 2 miles away haha.

What a freakshow eh, why are they pale? Were talking about England here, people arent going to be tanned.

[cheezdue]

2 year difference isnt the problem, its that they fucking fuck.

The problem is that they don't look 13 or 15.

[SnaFuBAR]

“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”

BAHAHAHAHAAA

[HDoan]

Is it me or does this remind me of that one simpsons episode?

[Bastinka]

Man, bitch's ugly.

Then again it's Britain. Have fun at school kids!

[ICEE]

HAHA, for real.

I started jagging late.

I was like 8th grade.

When did you get out of 8th grade? :cool:

[Phopojijo]

[/i]BAHAHAHAHAAAYeahhh I saw that too.

[Rentafence]

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,25057389-5001021,00.html

[Heathen]

When did you get out of 8th grade? :cool:
Your a testicle face.

Fyi I am a Junior.

[n00b1n8R]

wait wait wait
Some of them want to be the father?!?!?

:suicide:

[thehoodedsmack]

wait wait wait
Some of them want to be the father?!?!?

:suicide:

They want to know definitively whose it is. Even in such an unconventional situation such as this, I wouldn't want some other guy raising my kid. Especially if he was 13... =_=

[PlasbianX]

Lmao. She's a lil whore :P

[Sel]

I started masturbating when I was 7

[armoman92]

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/7521/snn1305aa380732314amk6.jpg



I think she looks much older than just 17.

i thinks she looks ugly, Alfie could have done better.

[RobertGraham]

no joke, the meth addict down the street from me looks just like her o.o

[Bodzilla]

"The News of The World now reports that Richard Goodsell, aged 16, insisted he often shared a bed with Chantelle over a period of three months around the time she fell pregnant - and has demanded a DNA test to prove he’s the true father.

A third boy, 14-year-old Tyler Barker, fears he may also have fathered little Maisie - and is terrified at the prospect.

And amazingly the News Of The World uncovered claims Ms Steadman was sleeping with as many as eight teenage boys around the time the baby was conceived on the Old Town estate in Eastbourne, Sussex.

Mr Goodsell, a trainee chef, said he had sex at least three times with the young mother at her home, adding: “I know I could be the father. Everyone thinks I am. My friends all tell me that baby has my eyes - even my mum thinks so."

“Only a DNA test is going to sort this out properly. If I am the father, I have the right to know.”

And schoolboy Tyler Barker admitted to the paper: “I slept with Chantelle in her bed about nine months ago and I’m really worried I could be the father."


Fucking Rofl.

[Needles]

I looked much older than most kids at 13, but my body aged quickly. Ex: I'm 15 and have a full goatee.

I'm 12 and I have a goatee.

[Needles]

"The News of The World now reports that Richard Goodsell, aged 16, insisted he often shared a bed with Chantelle over a period of three months around the time she fell pregnant - and has demanded a DNA test to prove he’s the true father.

A third boy, 14-year-old Tyler Barker, fears he may also have fathered little Maisie - and is terrified at the prospect.

And amazingly the News Of The World uncovered claims Ms Steadman was sleeping with as many as eight teenage boys around the time the baby was conceived on the Old Town estate in Eastbourne, Sussex.

Mr Goodsell, a trainee chef, said he had sex at least three times with the young mother at her home, adding: “I know I could be the father. Everyone thinks I am. My friends all tell me that baby has my eyes - even my mum thinks so."

“Only a DNA test is going to sort this out properly. If I am the father, I have the right to know.”

And schoolboy Tyler Barker admitted to the paper: “I slept with Chantelle in her bed about nine months ago and I’m really worried I could be the father."


Fucking Rofl.
Dear god....8 boyfriends? The kid's new mom is a whore.

[Choking Victim]

The idea of a person looking like her having sex just boggles my mind. But with 8 other men? That's like comprehending infinity.

[flibitijibibo]

Eastbourne must be short as hell on attractive/willing women.

[Hunter]

His parents dont really look after him properly if he was banging some girl...

[mech]

His parents dont really look after him properly if he was banging some girl...

What?

[Corndogman]

"The News of The World now reports that Richard Goodsell, aged 16, insisted he often shared a bed with Chantelle over a period of three months around the time she fell pregnant - and has demanded a DNA test to prove he’s the true father.

A third boy, 14-year-old Tyler Barker, fears he may also have fathered little Maisie - and is terrified at the prospect.

And amazingly the News Of The World uncovered claims Ms Steadman was sleeping with as many as eight teenage boys around the time the baby was conceived on the Old Town estate in Eastbourne, Sussex.

Mr Goodsell, a trainee chef, said he had sex at least three times with the young mother at her home, adding: “I know I could be the father. Everyone thinks I am. My friends all tell me that baby has my eyes - even my mum thinks so."

“Only a DNA test is going to sort this out properly. If I am the father, I have the right to know.”

And schoolboy Tyler Barker admitted to the paper: “I slept with Chantelle in her bed about nine months ago and I’m really worried I could be the father."


Fucking Rofl.

Well at least getting the baby out wasn't too hard for her :rolleyes:

[FireDragon04]

Bahaha, the family lives in the next town from my housemate, only like 2 miles away haha.

What a freakshow eh, why are they pale? Were talking about England here, people arent going to be tanned.


Man, bitch's ugly.

Then again it's Britain. Have fun at school kids!

"The News of The World now reports that Richard Goodsell, aged 16, insisted he often shared a bed with Chantelle over a period of three months around the time she fell pregnant - and has demanded a DNA test to prove he’s the true father.

A third boy, 14-year-old Tyler Barker, fears he may also have fathered little Maisie - and is terrified at the prospect.

And amazingly the News Of The World uncovered claims Ms Steadman was sleeping with as many as eight teenage boys around the time the baby was conceived on the Old Town estate in Eastbourne, Sussex.

Mr Goodsell, a trainee chef, said he had sex at least three times with the young mother at her home, adding: “I know I could be the father. Everyone thinks I am. My friends all tell me that baby has my eyes - even my mum thinks so."

“Only a DNA test is going to sort this out properly. If I am the father, I have the right to know.”

And schoolboy Tyler Barker admitted to the paper: “I slept with Chantelle in her bed about nine months ago and I’m really worried I could be the father."


Fucking Rofl.

WTF! She is so pale! I thought I was bad cos I'm ginger and can't get a tan and just burn, but OMG she's like a ghost!

A GHOST WHORE!

Also i have to agree with Silent...she's British! HAHAA. No kidding there's not a whole lot of hot girls here lots of fatty fatty fat fats and fugly bitches, and the kinda goodish looking ones are whores so you don't wanna go there... god Britian is screwed up...i gotta get outa here!

Anyway, when i started reading the story i was like no way can he be the father... they must be saying he is to sell the story for money.... well after reading 'The News of the worlds' story on this i beleive that even more!

[DrunkenSamus]

Oh well, less chance of Down Syndrome. :)

[Heathen]

i thinks she looks ugly, Alfie could have done better.
Its all pink on the inside :D

[Limited]

Wow, 8 guys?

I really wish this was on Jeremy Kyle, he would go ape shit at them all.

I gotta disagree firedragon, where I'm living right now there is tons of hotties, you see the odd fat one but they are always surrounded by hot girls so it evens out. Maybe because its a very studenty area. But yeah shes pale as fuck.

[Warsaw]

Queen Mary I comes to mind when I see her...

[flibitijibibo]

Bump for further :gonk:ification: Turns out the kid isn't the father.
Clicky (http://kotaku.com/5188433/alfie-patten-you-are--not-the-father)

[rossmum]

It was all a scam to get quick money off the media?

Shock and horror!

[FRain]

vt2i0ts-uck

[Cortexian]

FUCK FRAIN, beat me to it.

[Dwood]

:LOL:

[TVTyrant]

This thread is pretty epic.
I hope its the 16 year old. At least that age is respectable :|
But yeah, shes a whore. Shes the new age Abigail Williams.

[Bodzilla]

i say good on the little bastard.

milked the media for all they where worth hehe

[legionaire45]

Both of them should be put in trash compactors and removed from society.

[Joshflighter]

Both of them should be put in trash compactors and removed from society.


Oh god, that made me laugh really hard. :giggle:

[DarkHalo003]

What the hell? Seriously, what the hell? Is this even physically pleasurable? Can that kid even think for himself? I can barely remember 7th grade. This is more demented than when that 55+ year old woman had a baby.....or was she 70+. Good Lord have mercy! :gonk:

Bods, I know you'll -rep me for this, but WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO? :phonegonk:

I call for shenanigans. Publicity stunt.

[rossmum]

of course it's physically possible

how could it not be physically possible

[ThePlague]

A remake of lime in a coconut (Short and sweet version), by ThePlague:

You put the spem in the egg and you let it grow up, you put the sperm in the egg and you let it grow up. (replays for a long time, until you go crazy and blow your brains out.)

So yeah, it's easily possible.

[TVTyrant]

I bet shes a transvestite. Not a transsexual, a transvestite.

[Bodzilla]

Bods, I know you'll -rep me for this, but WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO? :phonegonk:
??????????

wtf?

[Jay2644]

Wow...
That's sad. :saddowns:

[ICEE]

I bet shes a transvestite. Not a transsexual, a transvestite.

yeah man shes a tranny. She just wanked out that baby.