Boy killed analy

[DEElekgolo]

http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

[Llama Juice]

dear holy flaming fuck.....

[Limited]

Glad I'm using a regular old wooden chair right now.

Thats gotta hurt.

[Disaster]

shit, i'm sitting in a seat like that D:

I'm going to get another chair now.

[RobertGraham]

Im getting my Dining Room Chair now...

[sdavis117]

Well, that settles it, I'm never replacing my wooden chair I'm sitting on right now.

[Sever]

I've an old-school computer chair where you have to spin a cuff around a worm gear to raise and lower it, so I'm safe as well, yet still receiving the comfort of a padded, spinning, reclining computer chair.

[Sel]

oh fuck

[Hotrod]

I have trouble believing this, but hey, I'm not gonna use a chair like that, just in case (not that I have one mind you...)

[Con]

I have trouble believing this
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[anonymous1337]

My ass will never be the same.

[NullZero]

Must've been a real pain in the ass.

[Mr Buckshot]

I have trouble believing this, but hey, I'm not gonna use a chair like that, just in case (not that I have one mind you...)

qft, I've used a chair like that for over 10 years, never blown up. There is no way in hell the cylinder can contain that amount of gas...even if it did explode the seat is too thick to be really affected. Besides, no one would purposely install too much gas in the chair...production costs, dear.

Just googled it, a lot of theories that it's a hoax...first sign is the complete lack of blood/burns on the office chair. If the kid can actually die from the bleeding...there has to be blood somewhere. Arguably he could have been knocked OFF the chair...but then blood would stain the floor nearby.

I'm going to email this to Mythbusters, see if they put it on their next episode.

[teh lag]

Just googled it, a lot of theories that it's a hoax...first sign is the complete lack of blood/burns on the office chair.


I'm pretty sure it was a compressed air explosion rather than firey-kaboom explosion. Also, it looks like a substantial part of the chair was ripped off, and also keep in mind that he (probably) would have been wearing clothes at the time. That's a lot of surface area for the blood to be absorbed into.

Though I do agree, it doesn't sound so likely.

Also, am I the only one who thinks there's something very strange about the sentence "Boy Killed Anally"?

[Hotrod]

Must've been a real pain in the ass.
You don't say?

[Mr Buckshot]

There isn't enough compressed air in a chair cylinder to rip a hole like that.

If it's real, I definitely wouldn't blame the chair, someone had to have added something actually explosive to the cylinder.

[Rook]

I sit in a chair like that as well but no need to be worried, if it was commonplace and not a 1 in a billion chance it would be publicized more.

[ICEE]

what happened to the articles funny random thread? And I think its much less likely that the explosion would have broken through the metal part than the plastic section that actually compresses the gas.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

There isn't enough compressed air in a chair cylinder to rip a hole like that.

Thats what she said lol
Damn thats got to hurt D:

[Roostervier]

If it's real, I definitely wouldn't blame the chair, someone had to have added something actually explosive to the cylinder.
So now it's conspiracy then? Seriously, where do you get these kinds of ideas?

[Mr Buckshot]

I get these ideas from physics. Think about the volume of the cylinder and the type of gas used inside the cheapest of such office chairs. No way it can explode like that, at worst it might damage the mechanism and make the chair un-adjustable. To save on production costs, they wouldn't use some highly reactive and explosive gas inside the mechanism, right? And they wouldn't give the gas a very high PSI either eh?

To trigger such an "explosion," assuming it's not the fiery kaboom type, there has to be real sabotage.

Try puncturing a compressed CO2 cartridge (used in some racing toy cars), it's got quite a high pressure and the shell is definitely not thick (that's why it's so easy to puncture). No kaboom, the cartridge becomes a blunt projectile but can't reach the velocity needed to become lethal.

But like I said, this would make an awesome Mythbusters episode. Bet a hundred dollars that the Mythbusters verdict will be "busted" or "plausible under highly unlikely conditions."

[Rentafence]

The idea is the fat fuck sat on the chair, his weight pushed on the cylinder compressing whatever gas is inside, and he got a nice cock stream of shrapnel up his ass because the pressure was too much for the chair to handle. That is infinitely different than puncturing a canister of compressed gas depressurizing it. We're talking about the opposite here.

Not to say this article is actually true, of course.

[Mr Buckshot]

If the pressure was that bad, it would rupture the cylinder in the chair, causing the decompression that would cause a propulsion. The plastic is so thin and flimsy, especially if this is a cheap ass chair.

More like, the chair's mechanism would fall apart and the fat kid would drop on the floor and get a bruise on his ass. There just isn't sufficient air or pressure to do that kind of damage.

[ICEE]

then again guys, this is in china. whose to say if this thing was well made or not?

[Mr Buckshot]

then again guys, this is in china. whose to say if this thing was well made or not?

I'm pretty sure if it's Chinese and it's not well made, the weight of the boy would simply make the chair collapse.

Not well made = minimize production cost = not enough gas/pressure = materials very flimsy = explosion cannot happen. Now if this were a Chinese battery or a Chinese car engine blowing up, then that's more believable. But this is a chair-lifting mechanism powered by a flimsy air system, any theory that it's poorly made only supports the theory that this is fake.

Yeah, I'm sitting on one too, it's made in Taiwan. I've check up on how these things work, and it seems like there just isn't enough air in the system to do this. If the boy who was "killed" were a fatass, he would just cause the mechanism to disintegrate, not blow up.

I fully understand all those "made in China so it's crap" theories, but like I said such theories only support the idea that this incident is a hoax.

[DrunkenSamus]

We have been using these kinds of chairs for YEARS, and nothing close to this would ever happen.

[legionaire45]

Lol, I'm sitting on one right now.

[STLRamsFan]

To be honest, I have trouble believing the story. Definitely looks like someone grabbed a random old chair out of a dumpster and decided to write a story on it
Despite that, I'm sitting on a wooden chair for the moment. :gonk:

[Mr Buckshot]

If this is proven to be real (without the use of add-on cheating tools and done in normal everyday conditions of temperature and air pressure and so on), I'll eat my hat.

Seriously. You want to make up a "deadly exploding Chinese product" story, do it with a rechargeable battery or an automobile engine. Those are infinitely more believable because they actually can explode if poorly built or handled improperly.

[DrunkenSamus]

This is not going to affect my life in any way. Wooden chairs are uncomfortable as fuck and I like spinning around just for shits and giggles in roller chairs

[SnaFuBAR]

This is not going to affect my life in any way. Wooden chairs are uncomfortable as fuck and I like spinning around just for shits and giggles in roller chairs
Until it explodes and takes your anal virginity.

But seriously, i can't imagine this being real, Chinese built chair or not.

[Apoc4lypse]

If this is proven to be real (without the use of add-on cheating tools and done in normal everyday conditions of temperature and air pressure and so on), I'll eat my hat.

Ima hold you to your word on that, and I want full video youtube coverage of it.

Seriously though, if your dead set on making people believe this and can't stand to see anyone questioning your opinion on it, then show us what you researched (the gasses used and the preassure).

That is if you really care enough about what people here think of your opinion.
Basically prove it, because not many here are going to except your forwarding opinionated response until you do so, and your going to continue to encounter resistance...
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[Bodzilla]

An hero'd
hmm weird.

i just went to +rep you the other day because you made a decent well thought out post without all the useless dribble, shame i couldnt.
i'd repped you too recently, so i have no idea where your getting all this hate from, people are mainly asking you re-think how your constructing your posts, not telling you to GTFO as far as i'm concerned.

meh.

ok on topic.
I dont think this would happen, just seems too fishy to me.

[Huero]

I'll eat my hat.

is this a guarantee
i would like to see this

e: apocalypse if you're expecting LOVE AND COMPASSION from an internet forum
well
you're fucking retarded
these people have no personal ties to you why would they care how they burn you or others

ee: bodzilla: why would two reps that DIDNT HAPPEN change his mind about modacity?
why would two reps in GENERAL from a specific person change his opinion about the entire forum

eee: apocalypse
you really are an idiot if you think logging out, scrambling your password and leaving is a good idea in general
people here deliver legit critique (at least some of them) and so leaving behind any source of such a thing for your work and betterment is an honest mistake

eeee: i enjoy editing

[Choking Victim]

8====D
I don't think i've ever read one of your posts. :eyesroll:

[Mr Buckshot]

is this a guarantee
i would like to see this


lol, I think the victim will be a cap with a koala bear picture on it, I got as a souvenir from Australia back in 1998, fun times. Maybe I'll add chocolate syrup to it. But don't forget, I said I'll eat it if a trustworthy source, e.g. Mythbusters, proves it to be true using a fair test under everyday conditions (a "plausible" verdict does not count).

Anyway, this has inspired me to predict what the next "chair hoax" or "chair viral video" will be:

- Some guy working in a high-rise office building is trying to show off by zooming on his office chair at high speed, he hits and busts through a window, falling to his death.
- Somone magically levitates his office chair without touching the lever.

lame I know.

[SnaFuBAR]

trustworthy source

Mythbusters

lol this statement.

[paladin]

L2 lol correctly, sir.

[Cortexian]

Bunch of similar chairs broke in a similar fashion in my old schools multimedia lab, but the force was only enough to put a dent in the metal piece that separates the gas canister from the cushion... Makes a big bang, but no one gets anal probed, the chairs don't work anymore, that's probably the saddest part... :(

[DaneO'Roo]

i wonder what being stabbed in the colon by sharp metal feels like
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/9817/babykv1.png

[t3h m00kz]

I bet he was a fatty.

[DarkHalo003]

I think China's Govy did it. Bastards are always trying to find ways to do their own population in. >_< (joking of course, this is truly a tragedy[?])

[BobtheGreatII]

Yeah, so many pages in... and I'm still not sure what to make of this news...

[RobertGraham]

Its not really news, its more like, lol, hahaha sucks for you, kind of stuff...

[Dwood]

Its not really news, its more like, lol, hahaha sucks for you, kind of stuff...

Darwin Awards much?

[Bodzilla]

you dont understand what a fucking darwin award is >_<

they didnt just throw darwins name in their for no reason remember......

[BobtheGreatII]

you dont understand what a fucking darwin award is >_<

they didnt just throw darwins name in their for no reason remember......


A Darwin Award is a tongue-in-cheek (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue-in-cheek) "honor" named after evolutionary (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution) theorist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory) Charles Darwin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Darwin). Awards have been given for people who "do a service to Humanity by removing themselves from the Gene pool", i.e., lose the ability to reproduce either by death or sterilization in a stupid fashion. According to Wendy Northcutt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendy_Northcutt), author of the Darwin Award books: "The Awards honor people who ensure the long-term survival of the human race (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_race) by removing themselves from the gene pool (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_pool) in a sublimely idiotic fashion." The Darwin Award books state that an attempt is made to disallow known urban legends (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_legend) from the awards, but some older "winners" have been 'grandfathered (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandfather_clause)' to keep their awards. However, despite claiming veracity as a requirement, most submitted stories are not verified against reliable published sources, and many of them are fictional.

http://hardwarelogic.com/articles/blogs/Website_Reviews_and_You/MoreYouKnow.jpg

[DrunkenSamus]

How the fuck does an anal chair have to do with evolution?

[SnaFuBAR]

by removing themselves from the Gene pool

http://hardwarelogic.com/articles/blogs/Website_Reviews_and_You/MoreYouKnow.jpg
A chair blowing up under your ass by no way of your own action is not Darwin Award material.

[Mass]

by removing themselves from the Gene pool

http://hardwarelogic.com/articles/blogs/Website_Reviews_and_You/MoreYouKnow.jpg
A chair blowing up under your ass by no way of your own action is not Darwin Award material.
Yeah, maybe if he tried to prop up the chair with a firearm and was "killed analy" when it went off, but the chair exploding under him (supposedly) has nothing to do with him being a moron not worthy of gene perpetuation, more like horrible luck.