NuggetWarmer
March 3rd, 2009, 09:36 PM
We are looking for a genuine buyer for Ireland so that we can immediately convert this valuable gas-rich asset into desparately needed cash, to immediately assist and support the poor unfortunate banking executives that are currently being forced out of their jobs in Ireland as we speak.
FREE P&P
Collection in person
Item Specifics
Condition: Used
Question & Answer Answered On
Q: Is Planning Permission included? I want to concrete over everything with borrowed money I can never pay back.
A: If you borrow from our Central Bank, you won't have to pay it back. For an additional fee, we can arrange planning permission in advance for any projects...[more]
Q: You're not just selling the photo are you? I got caught before when Iceland was on the market and ended up paying €1.75 for a photo autographed by...[more]
A: Don't you know you can trust us!?! ;-) Brian.
Q: Do you ship to Wicklow?
A: You will OWN Wicklow if you are the successful bidder! Yours, Brian.
Q: Does the listing include Charlie Haughey's Island?
A: Yes it does, it also has a special offshore tax status of its own which lets you avoid paying any tax whatsoever! Although as we have stated in our bid,...more
Q: Can we do a deal excluding Laois and Offaly? Or failing that can you tarmac over them(including everyone that hails from these counties)?
A: We are currently looking at constructing a new fresh water reservoir to store water for Dublin City & County so what we would advise you to do if you...more
http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270352935855
Currently going for 10,100.00 EUR.
Gotta love the Irish humor. :XD:
FREE P&P
Collection in person
Item Specifics
Condition: Used
Question & Answer Answered On
Q: Is Planning Permission included? I want to concrete over everything with borrowed money I can never pay back.
A: If you borrow from our Central Bank, you won't have to pay it back. For an additional fee, we can arrange planning permission in advance for any projects...[more]
Q: You're not just selling the photo are you? I got caught before when Iceland was on the market and ended up paying €1.75 for a photo autographed by...[more]
A: Don't you know you can trust us!?! ;-) Brian.
Q: Do you ship to Wicklow?
A: You will OWN Wicklow if you are the successful bidder! Yours, Brian.
Q: Does the listing include Charlie Haughey's Island?
A: Yes it does, it also has a special offshore tax status of its own which lets you avoid paying any tax whatsoever! Although as we have stated in our bid,...more
Q: Can we do a deal excluding Laois and Offaly? Or failing that can you tarmac over them(including everyone that hails from these counties)?
A: We are currently looking at constructing a new fresh water reservoir to store water for Dublin City & County so what we would advise you to do if you...more
http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270352935855
Currently going for 10,100.00 EUR.
Gotta love the Irish humor. :XD: