Tf2 Funny Random

[p0lar_bear]

So instead of using the epic thread to post less-than-epic pictures, here's a thread for general shenanigans.

I put my stuff in my bucket (http://s126.photobucket.com/albums/p119/p0lar_bear/tf2/), here's some stuff I just cleaned out of my screenshots folder:

Undeniable Proof that Demomen are Demon... men (did not photoshop whatsoever)
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p119/p0lar_bear/tf2/demonman.png

Critwhore gets what he deserves:
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p119/p0lar_bear/tf2/critreflect.png

Now this is a story all about how...
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p119/p0lar_bear/tf2/flipped.png

What
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p119/p0lar_bear/tf2/wtfstairs.png

Where is my gun?
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p119/p0lar_bear/tf2/weaponlessscout.png

Fuck your gun, where are my hands?
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p119/p0lar_bear/tf2/handyman.png

[Sel]

Hah, the hands thing has happened to me before.

[Sever]

Hell, just before my old graphics card crashed, my Soldier's right thumb had a vert get stretched off the screen. He had a giant spike of skin projecting across the FP view model.

[InnerGoat]

Man you video card sucks

[Bodzilla]

indeed it does.

i nearly got a fucking awesome one after i got killed by a sniper, the camera zooms in and theres 2 spys in the middle of stabbing these 2 shitty snipers.

i fucking lol'd

[CabooseJr]

You need to get a new graphics card. :/

[Sel]

The dissapearing hands thing isn't a graphics card problem, it's something with the game engine. It did it on my 3870, and everyone else in the server saw my hands dissapear too heh

[p0lar_bear]

They're most likely referring to the lack of highlighting.

Yeah, it's bland and runs kinda choppy, I should know. Stop telling me to upgrade, it's shit I know 50 times over already. :|

Moreover, stop posting about my video card and post some fukken pictures, as that's what the thread's about.

[English Mobster]

:awesome:
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq80/Mudkipz47/badass.jpg
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq80/Mudkipz47/heavy-1.jpg

Gentlemen.
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq80/Mudkipz47/Gentlemen.jpg
SPY SAPPIN MAH FIRE!
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq80/Mudkipz47/SPYSAPPINMAHFIRE.jpg
NOM NOM NOM
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq80/Mudkipz47/NOMNOMNOM.jpg

[Yoko]

asian heavy
http://hosting11.imagecross.com/image-hosting-18/1049ajshjahskj.jpg
i can fly, me
http://hosting11.imagecross.com/image-hosting-18/4876ashdjkh.jpg
http://hosting11.imagecross.com/image-hosting-18/5010asassdsdsdd.jpg

[Ganon]

http://zgaming.net/zgshack/images/3d5ldyibq4c6vfy3a4ms.jpg

heavy is frankenstien

[Sel]

tf2 needs a hat for the heavy that's a spin off of those arrow through head hats.

[n00b1n8R]

I thought they'd already made one :raise:

[CodeBrain]

It's called a Beanie IIRC.

And it is already a hat, I believe the pyro has it

(Because polar had a avatar with a pyro with a beanie lol)

[Heathen]

If not, I am sure you could download one.

[ultama121]

1J7VL8Q1M-E

[Yoko]

OVAHTIME
http://i36.tinypic.com/mrten9.png

[p0lar_bear]

ZfJuukVigLw

The answer to the question in the video title:

Nobody cares. :realsmug:

[itszutak]

FMISb03jhuc

yeah I don't know

[Bodzilla]

ZfJuukVigLw

The answer to the question in the video title:

Nobody cares. :realsmug:
the only good one of them i've ever seen.


and it was brilliant.

[Bodzilla]

http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/21.-HevMedSol-first.png

[Yoko]

http://hivclan.net/hivshack/images/32x998bjdr7xy47ztik.jpg
His arm is a toolbox, your argument is irrelevant
http://hivclan.net/hivshack/images/8vrygi351ffd6vol0i4k.jpg

[Bodzilla]

http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/yd1.png
http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/yd2.png

<3 the medic

[Chainsy]

What the fuck does the spy have shoved up his ass?

[flibitijibibo]

I do believe that's Scout's bat.

[English Mobster]

This is why there are supposed to be multiple medics per team.

Also, for some reason, playing as Medic is the only way I can ever get any sizable number of points. Maybe its because I can't kill things myself, so I have to rely on other people to kill them for me (while I heal them).

Unless I'm engie. I think I got something like 35 Sentry Gun kills in ONE LIFE one time because people kept trying to Scout-rush the point.[/wishes he had screencap]

[Sel]

This is why there are supposed to be multiple medics per team.


You obviously don't really play tf2

~

[English Mobster]

1 medic is a little too... Unhelpful.
Although a shitton of Medics isn't any better...

[Ganon]

1 medic is a little too... Unhelpful.
Although a shitton of Medics isn't any better...

You obviously don't really play tf2

~

[Sel]

1 medic is a little too... Unhelpful.
Although a shitton of Medics isn't any better...

You obviously don't really play tf2.

[Bodzilla]

got kritz as a spy with a revolver by my own team this arvo, i lol'd

[Pooky]

1 medic is a little too... Unhelpful.
Although a shitton of Medics isn't any better...

The Battelmedik legion would like to have a word with you.

[CN3089]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Gaems/e4da70c4bfd3a6a332e5df24634f8693a70.jpg

pyro is a girl, confirmed


deal w/ it :realsmug:

[Heathen]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Gaems/e4da70c4bfd3a6a332e5df24634f8693a70.jpg

pyro is a girl, confirmed


deal w/ it :realsmug:
idgi if it says it there :/


You obviously don't really play tf2.
Not that anyone nowadays goes medic.

[DEElekgolo]

MEDIC!

[ICEE]

idgi if it says it there :/


Not that anyone nowadays goes medic.

pfft, not if they dont have the blutsauger.

Would you like a second opinion? YOU ARE ALSO UGLY!

[Pooky]

Not that anyone nowadays goes medic.

It's not hard to understand. Back when I actually played TF2, I used to be the only medic on my team in every game. Eventually, you just get sick of being the same class all the time and dominating the scoreboard all the time. Most people are ungrateful bastards, anyway.

[-Ranger-]

The Ghastly Gibus (http://www.teamfortress.com/pumpkinpatch/gibus/)

[Yoko]

http://hivclan.net/hivshack/images/2iggwo462tqgh815bsn1.gif

[Sel]

The Ghastly Gibus (http://www.teamfortress.com/pumpkinpatch/gibus/)

You're over a day late, sorry.



Not that anyone nowadays goes medic.

You obviously don't really play tf2.

How many times am I going to have to type that, before any of you get what I'm saying?

[p0lar_bear]

How many times am I going to have to type that, before any of you get what I'm saying?

hurf durf medic hurf durf?

[ICEE]

I love ragdoll physics (http://de.xfire.com/video/17a574/)

[Yoko]

that sniper's a fan

[Con]

gogogo the inte'ls this way

[Bodzilla]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/bodzilla_1/fistoffury.jpg

phobo's on fire

[Phobias]

haha

Theres something really wrong with your graphics card.

[Heathen]

You're over a day late, sorry.



You obviously don't really play tf2.

How many times am I going to have to type that, before any of you get what I'm saying?

no one EVER goes medic.

[Sel]

no one EVER goes medic.

lol...

[Rook]

no one EVER goes medic.

Do you still play orange? :x

[Jelly]

no one EVER goes medic.

Sel's talking about competitive seriousface play where medics are like the most important class and you KEEP THE MEDIC ALIVE GODDAMMIT WHY IS RASTA ALONE AGAIN.

In pubs though yeah, it's pretty much impossible to find a good medic.

[Rook]

Not really,

[Heathen]

Do you still play orange? :x

not as much. And once I get a more powerful machine it will probably be virtually never.

[Rook]

eOt1_GyV7qQ

[ICEE]

I can ride my bike with... (http://de.xfire.com/video/18fb15/)

[Cortexian]

Engineer is credit to team!
http://leimg.lancersedge.com/images/55153177871253157816.png

http://leimg.lancersedge.com/images/44588010838059116069.png

[Yoko]

http://bacon.modacity.net/img/images/proshovelawwmybeesislookinggood.jpg

[ICEE]

Just uploaded it so the processing may take a few minutes but w/e

mrkhdHr6OuQ

[flibitijibibo]

Uh... NOBODY thought to attack you?

Good lord.

[Jelly]

Bot engies don't care about spies apparently.

[ICEE]

yeah, theyre bots. Still funny though imo

[neuro]

Engineer is credit to team!
http://leimg.lancersedge.com/images/55153177871253157816.png

http://leimg.lancersedge.com/images/44588010838059116069.png

how does engineer perform such a feat?

[Jelly]

There's an invisible ledge on the top of Gravelpit point C which you can strafe-jump from if you're good at those kind of jumps.

Otherwise I guess you just build a dispenser near the roof and jump from the dispenser to the roof.

[Bodzilla]

Otherwise I guess you just build a dispenser near the roof and jump from the dispenser to the roof.
^basicaly this, never knew of the ledge though, i havnt exactly tried looking for it though.

hmm

also you can do the same thing on goldrush stage 1 final cap.
if your red, on the left side wall (people always build sentrys at the end of that walkway) build a dispensor, jump on it, and you can jump onto the railing on that balcony. from there get a sentry, dispensor and a tele up and wahlah. works good with other sentrys in tandom :D
not so well on it's own though.

[n00b1n8R]

^ is a nice WTF sentry because it's not a common position and newbies never ever expect it but it can get blasted pretty easily from several spots if it's not covered.

[Bodzilla]

yeah it's a surprise sentry, if your trying to turtle there, good luck.

[Phobias]

You get more kills with level 1 sentries than level 3's, you can hide them better and when a person hears that beep they look for a leve 2-3, not that little cutey in the corner waiting to rip your face off.

[Bodzilla]

while thats true it's harder to turtle with them without running out of ammo.

if im offensive engyin and dropping turrets like it's going outta fashion then i never go past lvl 2.
but for defense and ease of repairs without loosing your ammo lvl 3.

[Phobias]

If I'm on defense I usually build a bait dispenser and a level 3 sentry to cover it. I get alot of laughs when people think "oh, a dispenser, I'll get some easy points here" then get rockets to the face and a quick trip back to spawn room. Second last cap of Badwater has the best bait spots.

[n00b1n8R]

while thats true it's harder to turtle with them without running out of ammo.

if im offensive engyin and dropping turrets like it's going outta fashion then i never go past lvl 2.
but for defense and ease of repairs without loosing your ammo lvl 3.
level 2 is all you need as offensive engy, anything more and your wasting metal that could be used to drop your inevitible next level one. Just put a lvl3 dispensor in a good spot and you can fall back for health and metal all you need while still keeping up with the team and providing a moving tele with some gun support on exposed flanks.

That's how you engy-credit to team.
(PS. make sure to tell your team-mates where the dispensor is for an extra gold star!)

[Bodzilla]

level 2 is all you need as offensive engy, anything more and your wasting metal that could be used to drop your inevitible next level one. Just put a lvl3 dispensor in a good spot and you can fall back for health and metal all you need while still keeping up with the team and providing a moving tele with some gun support on exposed flanks.

That's how you engy-credit to team.
(PS. make sure to tell your team-mates where the dispensor is for an extra gold star!)
read what i said again, i think you'll agree with me!
because after all we said the same thing

o/

[n00b1n8R]

I was just giving a helpful explanation of why you said what you did for all the BK's out there who think turtle engy is the only way to go pro!
\o

[CabooseJr]

lTv_s3vjgfE
I'm trying some stuff out.

[Inferno]

lTv_s3vjgfE
I'm trying some stuff out.

Made me lol.

[Heathen]

Then throw a "MEET THE CRAB" screen on there with a little image of crabby wearing a spy mask and you have a hell of an intro.


http://image.fpsbanana.com/ss/srends/82016a.jpg

anyone besides me see this coming?

[Bastinka]

lTv_s3vjgfE
I'm trying some stuff out.

How'd you get the filmmaker to work.

[CabooseJr]

How'd you get the filmmaker to work.

You would have had to keep the Team Fortress 2 2007 beta to get it to work.

[Mass]

anyone besides me see this coming?

He's features aren't African at all, he just looks like a chocolate Russian...

hehe

[Heathen]

but if he had given him big lips and a big nose it would have been racist to all the bananites

[Heathen]

http://image.fpsbanana.com/ss/srends/82226a.jpg

waaaaay better than the camera beard, which it replaces.

[CN3089]

d4prRbc0Wjg

[Heathen]

because its a bad hat?

[Phobias]

Because it's not a hat at all?

[CabooseJr]

You crafted your ability to take off your sniper hat. Well done.

[Sever]

Yeah, we could already do that. By taunting.

[flibitijibibo]

That makes me wonder: what does Sniper look like when he taunts with the Kukri and no hat?

[Heathen]

an asshole?

[Bodzilla]

do that and get the scout one.

it's even worse.

[Jelly]

x5BGZROgNrg

skip about 3 minutes in

[Bodzilla]

Tony sounds awesome
xD

[Heathen]

sound like
na0mYSFPoCU

E: I think it is.

[Syuusuke]

avU5onrWfYo

Original:

BILAFuSi-i0

[n00b1n8R]

http://image.fpsbanana.com/ss/srends/82226a.jpg

waaaaay better than the camera beard, which it replaces.
http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/frog-ssj3.gif

[n00b1n8R]

2haS-3b0xZ0

[ICEE]

Fucking brilliant. Its like a complicated backstab for the engie.


Also a joke

Why did the spy cross the road?
He didn't, he never really was on that side.

[Needles]

2haS-3b0xZ0

I hate telefrags :v:

[English Mobster]

Also a joke

Why did the spy cross the road?
He didn't, he never really was on that side.
:facepalm:
Also:
http://curtis.lassam.net/images/old_magazines/tf2_preview.jpg

[neuro]

wat

[English Mobster]

I know, that sounds awesome, right?
...And totally unlike what came out the other end. "Realism"?
Fuck, the Pyro can do a hadouken.

[sdavis117]

February 2000. Oh VALVe, you have the greatest scheduling ability ever.

[Jelly]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2vb524o.jpg

[DEElekgolo]

I don't even...

[CabooseJr]

Wow, Irony at its best.
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/4029/97019878.jpg

[neuro]

what is that, i don't even..

[Heathen]

http://sierra.fpsbanana.com/ss/sprays/55462a.jpg
:3

[Phobias]

:3


To hell.

Take this shit with you.

[Heathen]

lol, cant rep.

[ICEE]

A whole lot of faggotry

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z295/iron_clad_photo/general%20stuff/bighale.png?t=1264879070

[English Mobster]

:iamafag:
:3
=D

[ultama121]

They've all been moeblobbed... hooray?

[flibitijibibo]

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6026/1264876660996.jpg
"MAN, I AM PRETTY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!"

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/9350/1264896829049.jpg
"MM MM-MM MM!" I couldn't think of better Pyrospeak for y helo thar...

[Heathen]

I really want that bravo hair.

[n00b1n8R]

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6026/1264876660996.jpg
"MAN, I AM PRETTY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!"
This is a hat replacement for download somewhere right? RIGHT??

[flibitijibibo]

Good question. I dunno. Just saw the picture and got a good lol out of it.

+rep if someone finds it.

[Phobias]

http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/DemoNumbers.jpg
http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/SoldierNumbers.jpg

[Heathen]

http://image.fpsbanana.com/ss/skins/83902b.jpg

You've activated my trap card!

E: How fitting for the spy.

[Heathen]

Oh the shit the bananites make.

http://image.fpsbanana.com/ss/skins/84009a.jpg

[Yoko]

Johnny Bravo hat released, (http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/84773)

replaces his Gibus, Pot hat and Tyrant's Helm
(http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/84773)

[flibitijibibo]

YES. +rep

[Bodzilla]

:D!

[flibitijibibo]

Don't mind me, just blowing your mind.

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/7779/mailstormlarge.jpg

[thehoodedsmack]

Is there a reason his fist and arm are circled?

Edit: Is it the possible lambda symbol in his arm vein? That's not very mind-blowing.

[Heathen]

I think it is, but why circle the fist too?

[flibitijibibo]

You don't see the 3?

[thehoodedsmack]

Oh. Lol. I guess I see it. In the fist. Good stuff.

[Heathen]

Oh, p coo

[Aerowyn]

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/7779/mailstormlarge.jpg

OH GOD IT'S A CONSPIRACY HALF-LIFE 3 IS REAL AFTER ALL

[English Mobster]

DONT BE SILLY

iTS TEAM FORTRESS 3

DUE OUT NOVEMBER 2018

[Heathen]

Its so obvious. The "Lambda Symbol" is actually the T and his thumb and foreknuckles make the f and his hand makes the three.

obviously

[Heathen]

Vagineer hat
http://image.fpsbanana.com/ss/srends/86552a.jpg

[n00b1n8R]

Don't mind me, just blowing your mind.

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/7779/mailstormlarge.jpg
I just noticed his chest hair is shaped like Australia.

[CabooseJr]

So I was idling overnight and I found this in my backpack this morning.
http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/7127/64203065.jpg

[flibitijibibo]

11:11 PM - Drunken F00l: also, it looks like engineer weapons or new hats or something have started dropping tonight?
11:11 PM - Drunken F00l: item indexes 153, 154, 159
11:12 PM - Robin: oh that isn't good
...
...
11:13 PM - Robin: sure explains some behavior I saw before coming home
11:13 PM - Drunken F00l: oh do elaborate
11:13 PM - Robin: oh well, will fix it tomorrow morning
11:13 PM - Robin: nah, nothing interesting, just random debugging
...
11:14 PM - Drunken F00l: good luck calming everyone down tomorrow morning
11:14 PM - Robin: heh, it's stuff that's supposed to be out tomorrow

OSHI-

[Heathen]

http://image.fpsbanana.com/ss/srends/88237a.jpg

[Aerowyn]

11:11
11:14 PM - Drunken F00l: good luck calming everyone down tomorrow morning
11:14 PM - Robin: heh, it's stuff that's supposed to be out tomorrow

Hey guys! Looks like we're going to get an update next month! AWESOME!!!!!!

[flibitijibibo]

They did release the update the next day. You didn't see the community update?

[Aerowyn]

They did release the update the next day. You didn't see the community update?

I was trying to make a Valve Time joke, but okay. :allears:

Speaking of the Community Update, I just got the chocolate bar or something the other day. And I finally got enough metal to craft a Pyro hat and I got that stupid green thing instead of the fire brigade helmet that I wanted.

[flibitijibibo]

But... that post is like a m... oh fuck it. Idgi.

Oh and FUCK YOU AEROWYN I WANT THAT BRAIN SLUG I HATE YOU :maddowns:

[p0lar_bear]

I logged into TF2 yesterday for about 30 minutes to attempt playing it and I got the chocolate bar within minutes of playing.

I wtf'd.

[Needles]

I've used all the community items, the only half decent one is the pain-train to me. The chocolate heals way to little hp and flamethrower does a better job than the homewrecker.


I was trying to make a Valve Time joke, but okay. :allears:

Speaking of the Community Update, I just got the chocolate bar or something the other day. And I finally got enough metal to craft a Pyro hat and I got that stupid green thing instead of the fire brigade helmet that I wanted.

I went to try to craft a pyro hat. I crafted 3 out of my 15 hats and just got a 2nd tyrant's helm =/

[Bodzilla]

Hey guys! Looks like we're going to get an update next month! AWESOME!!!!!!
I just love how your joke about valve time is a full month behind

:irony:

[Aerowyn]

I just love how your joke about valve time is a full month behind

:irony:

I hardly ever check this thread because I feel like it's mostly "derp, BB pyros suck, BATTLE MEDIC PWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I realize it's a month late, but I can barely believe that Robin said "tomorrow" and meant it. :gonk:

[ICEE]

So i am an engineer fanboy.

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z295/iron_clad_photo/welloldfriend.png
http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z295/iron_clad_photo/Thanksforthemetal.png

I just discovered the face poser tbh

[Sasc]

Found this pic on 4chan and I thought it was PRETTY HAWT

http://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss189/Counderz/1275334122280.jpg

[DEElekgolo]

Would be nice if the colors weren't so messed.

[Inferno]

Define "Rage Quit".

http://screenshot.xfire.com/s/98147796-4.jpg

[sdavis117]

K9F07cWpTi4

[Warsaw]

Or, you could just shoot everyone with your team's colour...s'what I do. Most of them end up trying to stab you after you do that, which is pretty dumb on their part.

I just got TF2, and I'm finding that my top three classes in order are Spy, Scout, and Pyro.

[sdavis117]

I just think it's funny that the guy was so obvious, and I think I was his target. At least when I play spy I either cloak until I'm behind them or I just run backwards to make it look like I am covering my retreat.

[English Mobster]

I used to be good at Spy. Then I discovered Heavy. Now I'm good with Heavy and suck at Spy. It's weird.

[Inferno]

I used to be good at Spy. Then I discovered Heavy. Now I'm good with Heavy and suck at Spy. It's weird.

Yes. This. Heavy for life.

http://screenshot.xfire.com/s/98990407-4.jpg

[Warsaw]

I just think it's funny that the guy was so obvious, and I think I was his target. At least when I play spy I either cloak until I'm behind them or I just run backwards to make it look like I am covering my retreat.

This. I just hate it when the entire enemy team decides to cluster together...

[Syuusuke]

He also did see the same pyro pass by in front of him with the same name, I think.

[Heathen]

Pistol Scout checking in.

[CN3089]

Disguises don't fool anybody except 24/7 2fort morons, the enemy shouldn't see you until he's been backstabbed.

[English Mobster]

Exactly. The best way to be a Spy, IMO, is to sneak ahead (E.g. when the enemy is capturing A, go to B), use the Cloak and Dagger, and wait until you're behind the enemy. Let them come to you; don't try to get behind them. I took an entire team out this way, didn't even bother with my disguise case.
I'm not saying stay in one place cloaked like an idiot all the fucking time, I'm saying use it strategically and you can rack up the kills.

[Pooky]

Disguises don't fool anybody except 24/7 2fort morons, the enemy shouldn't see you until he's been backstabbed.

Uhhhh they do if you actually know how to disguise as specific enemies and act like an enemy. Granted, it won't fool them for very long if the person you're disguised as comes running up to you, or if you barrel towards enemies like a retard, but oftentimes it's just long enough to do what you needed to.

[sevlag]

Uhhhh they do if you actually know how to disguise as specific enemies and act like an enemy. Granted, it won't fool them for very long if the person you're disguised as comes running up to you, or if you barrel towards enemies like a retard, but oftentimes it's just long enough to do what you needed to.
just never disguise as a pyro as 9/10 times a normal pyro lets out puffs of flame, and sicne you cant do that it draws suspicion

[ICEE]

just rotate your disguises. Sometimes it works extremely well to disguise as heavy or scout since no one tends to expect them.

[Syuusuke]

I say "I'm not a spy"

it works 1/100 of the time if they don't notice the color of my !

[Warsaw]

Disguises don't fool anybody except 24/7 2fort morons, the enemy shouldn't see you until he's been backstabbed.

Looks like somebody doesn't know how to Spy efficiently.

Disguise as an enemy, then cloak with the Cloak and Dagger. Slowly move up ahead of the enemy or where they are camping. Observe their team layout and adjust disguises accordingly. Alternatively, if you see some teamwork, kill one player, disguise as his class, feign teamwork, then stab the next guy. Works brilliantly, especially in King of the Hill. The disguise is good because it allows you to stab without being seen until it's too late.

[Pooky]

just never disguise as a pyro as 9/10 times a normal pyro lets out puffs of flame, and sicne you cant do that it draws suspicion

Also this. Pyro is by far the worst disguise. It's so overused that most people spycheck Pyros on sight.

[CN3089]

No, it really doesn't work unless the other team are complete morons. Try playing on servers that aren't shitty and see how many people you fool with your ~disguise mind games~. The only way to do it is to kill them before they see you. The less you try to rely on disguises the better you'll get as a spy.




fake edit: the exception is disguising as friendly heavies with the dead ringer, which is just hilarious and can piss snipers off to extreme levels, I've been kicked off servers for doing it :v:

[Inferno]

Is the heavy's headshot box higher than the disguised spys?

That would be hilarious.

[Syuusuke]

I think that their hitboxes are whatever they are disguised as.

Unless your playing prophunt.

[Pooky]

No, it really doesn't work unless the other team are complete morons. Try playing on servers that aren't shitty and see how many people you fool with your ~disguise mind games~. The only way to do it is to kill them before they see you. The less you try to rely on disguises the better you'll get as a spy.




fake edit: the exception is disguising as friendly heavies with the dead ringer, which is just hilarious and can piss snipers off to extreme levels, I've been kicked off servers for doing it :v:

Given the whole point of the spy is to outsmart other players, I think it's a given that you're mainly going to be killing people that are dumber than you. With that said, no one's acting like you can just run around a map pretending to be an enemy for long periods of time. The point of the disguise is to give you that critical 1 more second before people start shooting at you.

[ICEE]

Given the whole point of the spy is to outsmart other players, I think it's a given that you're only going to be killing people that are dumber than you.

uh, no. You cannot say that someone is unintelligent just because they see a disguised spy and do not realize it immediately. if the spy is acting like the character they are disguised as normally might, there is no reason for the target to think there is a spy, whether they be stupid or smart. It would be more accurate to say you can infer the spy's intelligence from his behavior rather than the target's, but even that is somewhat an idiotic claim.

[Pooky]

uh, no. You cannot say that someone is unintelligent just because they see a disguised spy and do not realize it immediately. if the spy is acting like the character they are disguised as normally might, there is no reason for the target to think there is a spy, whether they be stupid or smart. It would be more accurate to say you can infer the spy's intelligence from his behavior rather than the target's, but even that is somewhat an idiotic claim.

Once you suspect a spy is in the area, everyone is guilty until proven innocent. Anything less and you are dumber than the other guy.


teekup: Icee has a tendency to call people out on everything
teekup: or try to
teekup: even when it isnt right
teekup: he enjoys contradicting people
friedmetroid [METAL BOXES]: That's the thing, he didn't call me out on anything
friedmetroid [METAL BOXES]: he just quoted the first sentence of my post out of context, misinterpreted it, and posed a smug response
friedmetroid [METAL BOXES]: it's a pretty classic trolling tactic

[CN3089]

I think that their hitboxes are whatever they are disguised as.

Unless your playing prophunt.

No, disguised spy's hitboxes don't change.

[NuggetWarmer]

18+1 posts of no content nice job guys !!

[CN3089]

18+1 posts of no content nice job guys !!

Thanks for contributing friend :)

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Gaems/bokasislookingstabbed.jpg


See, it's funny because it's a killcam shot and he's about to be stabbed by a spy.

[CN3089]

ok fine

QcjltcvDRsU

[Inferno]

*implying that pyros actually put out team members who are on fire instead of running straight at enemies while holding M1*

[CN3089]

*implying that pyros actually put out team members who are on fire instead of running straight at enemies while holding M1*

Hey how many times have I told people to stop playing on bad servers?

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Gaems/putemout.jpg
Stop it. Cut it out!


edit:


Stop playing on bad servers

Lost Continents screenshot

:ironicat:

[Inferno]

*implying it's hard to get a high score with pyro*

[CN3089]

*implying it's hard to get a high score with pyro*

*completely missing the point*


*posting like this is 4chan*

[Inferno]

Modaci/b/

So where is the funny random stuff.

[ICEE]

Once you suspect a spy is in the area, everyone is guilty until proven innocent.


yeah, ok. Once you specify that they suspect a spy is in the area, sure.




Anything less and you are dumber than the other guy.


teekup: I have a grudge
pooky: I am butthurt
ICEE: I'm smug, apparently.

And now you're being a tool again. Trying to defend your ridiculous point with previously unstated factors.

[Syuusuke]

If you're a paranoid pyro, you can go nuts.

[Pooky]

And now you're being a tool again. Trying to defend your ridiculous point with previously unstated factors.

Gee, maybe you should quit quoting the first part of my posts out of context then, it's really getting old :ugh:

[Cagerrin]

If you're a paranoid pyro, you can go nuts.
Should you really be playing a Pyro if you aren't paranoid?

[Inferno]

Play paranoid heavy. Shoot anyone who walks behind you.

[ICEE]

Gee, maybe you should quit quoting the first part of my posts out of context then, it's really getting old :ugh:

Oh you, pretending I didn't fully address the context in the first place! Anyways I'm done discussing this with you.

[Pooky]

Oh you, pretending I didn't fully address the context in the first place! Anyways I'm done discussing this with you.

No, you didn't. Check PMs.

[Syuusuke]

CNNumbers why does your font and stuff look different (Besides that you're not using minimal hud)

[CN3089]

CNNumbers why does your font and stuff look different (Besides that you're not using minimal hud)

http://m0re.nocrits.com/index.php?site=files&file=23 :allears:

[Inferno]

TBH. Those HUDS are kind of ugly.

[Syuusuke]

Thanks.

[Jelly]

m0re stopped updating his hud which is why pyro-man has such a terrible scoreboard. Community TF2 Hud (http://code.google.com/p/communitytf2hud/), PVHud (http://pvhud.drok-radnik.com/) and oxide (http://ben.clnsky.com/tf2hud/) are the ones I've heard about recently. Personally I use the community one and it owns.

[Bodzilla]

a mate i play with is tweeking one of his atm

http://muppets.xhair.net/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=512
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/166/e/3/Hud_Example4_by_SADASS.png
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/165/2/4/Hud_Example2_by_SADASS.jpg
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/165/0/0/Hud_Example3_by_SADASS.jpg

[AAA]

for some reason, that actually looks interesting. What is it? Lol

[CN3089]

m0re hud still superior even without updates~


also,


N7o2vSzxAKc

[EX12693]

Sniper supremacy.

[Yoko]

1qeHe2ih_jg

[ICEE]

1qeHe2ih_jg

I saw this a while ago. It is evidently the best video on the internet

[Sel]

6:37:47 PM Y_M: @Selentic get your email?
6:37:57 PM JoshuaC: Heheh
6:38:01 PM Selentic: I did
6:38:03 PM En Ex: cp_furpile is official
6:38:03 PM The Dude posted a reply to the thread, "Notable Quotables"
6:38:04 PM Selentic: did you get yours?
6:38:12 PM Y_M: indeed

[n00b1n8R]

1qeHe2ih_jg
Are these made with Gmod or has Valve released the source movie maker?

[Yoko]

I don't think Valve has released the Source Film Maker yet, but I've seen places to download it. You have to download the TF2 Beta (lol torrents) to use it, though. It's probably a lot easier than it looks to use, but I've never tried it.

[sevlag]

I don't think Valve has released the Source Film Maker yet, but I've seen places to download it. You have to download the TF2 Beta (lol torrents) to use it, though. It's probably a lot easier than it looks to use, but I've never tried it.
i liked the it hungers, theres a few other ATHF skits involving the TF2 guys

[Sel]

12:55:14 PM Selentic: hey @Y_M any idea when

12:55:15 PM Selentic: our packages

12:55:23 PM Tyker: @Harpo check the post again

12:55:24 PM Selentic: our

12:55:24 PM Tyker: that I made

12:55:26 PM Selentic: modeling packages

12:55:27 PM Selentic: will

12:55:32 PM Selentic: arrive.

12:55:35 PM Y_M: @Selentic <3 days from when they're sent

12:55:43 PM Harpo: @Tyker nope, nothing

12:55:51 PM Tyker: @Harpo reload it

12:55:52 PM Y_M: morelikely <2

12:56:09 PM Tyker: you guys bought max?


12:59:12 PM JoshuaC: @Selentic It shouldn't take long

[DEElekgolo]

http://h.imagehost.org/0904/The_Pyro.jpg

[sdavis117]

JM1Ay85de3U

[Timo]

oh my god

[Cagerrin]

please tell me that's not shopped.

because oh my god that is beautiful

[sdavis117]

Went in to a server with that map myself. It is not shopped.

The map is Achievement_all_v4

[Donut]

what the fuck is happening there :beast:

i am so getting this game, holy shit.

[Syuusuke]

That's a bad reason to get the game.

Get it anyway.

[English Mobster]

Holy FUCK.

:tearsofwin:

[DEElekgolo]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/9805/1278396369780.jpg
THIS MAN IS INSANE

[Cagerrin]

he got a brigade helm from that, then crafted it and the rag into a beret

why would anyone do that

[Heathen]

Look at me, I care so little about crafting that idgi

[ICEE]

heathen, what is your steam? I demand evidence that you even have this game installed.

[n00b1n8R]

Craft Science 2.

That said, WHY WOULD YOU CRAFT THE HEAVY FUR HAT :gonk:

[Bodzilla]

i should probably craft Ushanka and the hound dog.

seems like a worthy sacrifice for a golden wrench chance

[Heathen]

heathen, what is your steam? I demand evidence that you even have this game installed.

Naw, its just that I shoot people in my fps's and not collect hats. I have or had every unlockable weapon so far, and hats, I couldn't give any less fucks.

[Inferno]

Naw, its just that I shoot people in my fps's and not collect hats. I have or had every unlockable weapon so far, and hats, I couldn't give any less fucks.

You obviously aren't playing the game right. Hat's are very important to gameplay.

[Syuusuke]

He has the game installed.

[CN3089]

the entire object of the game is to collect hats


once somebody collects all the hats they are declared the winner and the game ends and all the servers shut down duh?

[Syuusuke]

I thought it was to craft the correct 12 hats into the winning hat, I mean why else do we have 12(?) craft slots?

[Inferno]

Actually you have to craft 12 refined metals to get Very Refined metal. That's how you get the winning hat.

[Heathen]

Actually you craft all your items and then you're gay.

[sevlag]

crafted all my shit unlockables to try to get wrench...no luck, oh well nothing of value was lost

[Inferno]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

What are the chances of getting the same hat in a random drops 2 times in a row. I mean seriously!?!?

No. Really. Somone calculate the chances of that happening.

http://screenshot.xfire.com/s/101094922-4.jpg

[ICEE]

Whoah inferno, why don't you have as many hats as me?

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z295/iron_clad_photo/tf2-20100717-160542.png?t=1279408031

[Inferno]

Wow man. You have the engineer hatless hat?

I feel sorry for you.

[ICEE]

Twas a random drop. Would only bother me if I had crafted it.

[Inferno]

I've only crafted one hat. And that's the heavy fur hat.

I am happy.

TBH I only have hat's that I want. It's just so odd that I got the same hat twice in a row from random drops.

[ICEE]

I showed your screencap to my buddy. He only plays medic and wants ze goggles more than anything. He just crafted a bonk helm. Lol.

Also, I had the demoman's fro, heavy's football helmet, backbiter's billycock, sniper's solatopi, and I THINK thats it. I crafted those though.

[Inferno]

I haven't really been playing TF2 for that long. I probably have like 40 hours play time.

[Heathen]

Wow man. You guys are faggets?

I feel sorry for you.

naw jus playin nigguhs

[Futzy]

I have 80 hours on this game and have never gotten a hat drop

[Inferno]

I have 80 hours on this game and have never gotten a hat drop

You only get hat drops by 2 shotting bitches with the scatter gun.

[Syuusuke]

400 hours and no hat drops, sorry Mr.Big

[CabooseJr]

Hey buddy, I like my silly hats.
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9229/hatsv.jpg

[ICEE]

wtf is wrong with your icons

[CabooseJr]

wtf is wrong with your icons

They are better.

[Inferno]

Give me a link to those icons. Do want.

[Heathen]

Do have.

[CabooseJr]

Cheers! http://www.fpsbanana.com/guis/23908

[ICEE]

Do not want. Btw, how do I install skins? I found one worth having (http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/61893).

[Heathen]

Somewhere on FPSBanana, I made a thread that had all the fixes and improvements included. Search around. Idk what name it was under.

[Syuusuke]

Too bad that skin won't work on pure servers.

[Heathen]

But who the fuck plays on those anyways.

[ODX]

Too bad that skin won't work on pure servers.*ahem*

From the description:
"ADDENDUM: After some testing, it appears that this model does indeed work on ALL servers. Be they sv_pure 0, 1, or 2, it works. You should have NO problems with wireframes and the like on pure servers."

[Heathen]

oh, the 4 grenade launcher thing?

It definitely works on pure. only issue i had with it was that the world model wouldnt show up.

[Syuusuke]

Really now, I'm going to try it

[ICEE]

any other fixes like this?

[Heathen]

PLENTY.

I have only fixes, added jigglebones, and team color skins.

Oh, and a Hawaiian Shirt for the sniper. It just looks right.
http://dog.fpsbanana.com/ss/skins/71878.jpg

[ICEE]

post some more fixes!

If I could get the animations to import properly then I'd happily modify them so that the demoman holds his sticky launcher with both hands like he does in world. Then I'd release that as a skin.

[Bodzilla]

you know these problems your talking bout?

never noticed any of them,
i'm far too busy being Fly~

[ICEE]

you know these problems your talking bout?

never noticed any of them,
i'm far too busy not being a developer~

ftfy.