Real News Problems that Matter

[Dwood]

Griant Razor Clawed Crabs are no threat (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/experts_agree_giant_razor_clawed)



Are Violent Video games properly preparing us for the post-apocalyptic world?

(http://www.theonion.com/content/video/are_violent_video_games)

I agree with Ted Levinson.



Spam Crackdown threatens Koy4Goffs, a nation which produces 90% of the spam on the Internet. (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/spam_crackdown_threatens)

What do you think?

[RobertGraham]

I lol'd

[sdavis117]

I feel sad, because those are pretty acurate comparisons to the real news media.

[Heathen]

pretty accurate..

Love the Spam one.
And the post apocalypse one

[Joshflighter]

pretty accurate..

Love the Spam one.
And the post apocalypse one


This.. I used to watch these on YouTube. I put one up once about congress for my family.. and at the end it was like: Im going to do your children and rape them..

Something like that, and then I turned all red cause I didn't know they would say that...

[TVTyrant]

The crabs are the root of all evil.

[RobertGraham]

The crabs are the root of all evil.
and they itch

[legionaire45]

I have crabs.

I keep them in a glass tank.

[Heathen]

I have crabs.

I keep them in a glass tank.
Around your penis?