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Llama Juice
March 28th, 2009, 08:11 AM
Shamwow guy.. well.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html



ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust

TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092inside1.jpg MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham3.html), notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham2.html) snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham5.html). In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (6 pages)


Pictures and such on the website :P

n00b1n8R
March 28th, 2009, 08:21 AM
The scout doesn't need to pay for bitches, bitches pay for the scout.

no way he's 44

flibitijibibo
March 28th, 2009, 08:48 AM
Proof that Billy Mays shall remain the one and only. If Vince were anything like Billy, he would have been able to sell the sex to the hooker.

He never got the scout update, did he?

Hotrod
March 28th, 2009, 09:06 AM
So, he started punching her, cause she was biting his tongue? Is it just me, or did he maybe not think a bit before acting?

Still, a lawsuit does seem a bit much on her part, since they were both drunk after all.

LinkandKvel
March 28th, 2009, 09:20 AM
So, he started punching her, cause she was biting his tongue? Is it just me, or did he maybe not think a bit before acting?

Okay so if someone bites on your tongue hard as fuck, considering it hurts to bite your own tongue, what are you gonna do? Pull em off? Along with your tongue?

Sel
March 28th, 2009, 09:30 AM
Scout has been nerfed :(

rossmum
March 28th, 2009, 09:47 AM
Okay so if someone bites on your tongue hard as fuck, considering it hurts to bite your own tongue, what are you gonna do? Pull em off? Along with your tongue?
Punching them might hurt, which might cause them to clench their teeth.

Mass
March 28th, 2009, 10:04 AM
I read about this yesterday, story made my life. My friends and I were all joking about this.

"You'll love my nuts."
"This is my fist, it'll have you saying "Ow!" every time."
"You see that blood right there? That's your fucking blood right there."
"I'm doing this is real time here, just put the sham-wow on yah face, and watch it soak up the blood right away, not even applying any pressure here."

mech
March 28th, 2009, 01:04 PM
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham1awm.jpg (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham2.html)

You're gunna love my not guilty plea. How could you not love that mans nuts.

ThePlague
March 28th, 2009, 01:10 PM
He was my hero :shake:

SnaFuBAR
March 28th, 2009, 04:00 PM
Bitch got slap-chopped

He could've been like "look at this, two fingers it's so easy", and then used a shamwow to clean up the mess afterward.

Billy Mays couldn't have even gotten the hooker to leave with him, much less sell her sex. His face looks like a gorilla vag with that huge black beard, and he's annoying as fuck with all his yelling.

Roostervier
March 28th, 2009, 04:33 PM
So, he started punching her, cause she was biting his tongue? Is it just me, or did he maybe not think a bit before acting?



since they were both drunk after all.
Uh.

p0lar_bear
March 28th, 2009, 04:51 PM
Billy Mays couldn't have even gotten the hooker to leave with him, much less sell her sex.


http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham1awm.jpg (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham2.html)

If this man could have gotten that hooker to leave the club with him, anyone could have. :haw:

StankBacon
March 28th, 2009, 04:52 PM
rofl, his mugshot looks alot like my older cousin.

Hotrod
March 28th, 2009, 06:25 PM
Uh.
Right, I did seem to contradict myself in that post didn't I? Well, I have no excuse, besides that I didn't think either...

Trinx
March 28th, 2009, 08:22 PM
I guess he did take Sasha out for that steak dinner.

Heathen
March 28th, 2009, 08:33 PM
She must have bought a...







Knuckle Sandwich!!
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l183/n00b1n8R/zillaemote-1.png (http://www.modacity.net/forums/showthread.php?p=379054#post379054)

StankBacon
March 28th, 2009, 08:37 PM
If this man could have gotten that hooker to leave the club with him, anyone could have. :haw:


your right, anyone with $$$

TVTyrant
March 28th, 2009, 09:49 PM
Would have been funnier is he'd beaten her with a Shamwow...

JackHolez
March 28th, 2009, 10:44 PM
Would have been funnier is he'd beaten her with a Shamwow...

or one was found in the room soaked with blood.

great thread btw

SnaFuBAR
March 28th, 2009, 11:05 PM
i wonder if he said, "you're gonna love my nuts" on the way to the hotel.

ThePlague
March 28th, 2009, 11:06 PM
i wonder if he said, "you're gonna love my nuts" on the way to the hotel.
Win!

Corndogman
March 29th, 2009, 07:29 PM
All I can say is Sham Woowww...




also, what the hell, that guy is 44?

Phopojijo
March 31st, 2009, 06:19 PM
I wonder if she was virtually dry on the bottom.