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Bodzilla
April 5th, 2009, 05:26 AM
[19:21] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: remember may 15th
[19:21] Terrence: no?
[19:21] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: do it
[19:21] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: going the 40 days and 40 nights
[19:21] Terrence: no fapping?
[19:21] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: lets see if i can do this shit!
[19:21] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: no fapping.
[19:21] Terrence: LOL
[19:21] Terrence: post a thread gogogo
[19:21] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: normally it like takes up hours of my day
[19:21] Terrence: hours he says
[19:21] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: NO MORE PENOOR THE GOD OF MAI PENIS
[19:22] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: bout 3 times on average
[19:22] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: most the time 2
[19:22] Terrence: got damn
[19:22] Terrence: fap less
[19:22] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: but when i'm in the mood
[19:22] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: :S
[19:22] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: should i make a thread?
[19:22] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: this could be very hawt water
[19:22] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: you make a thread
[19:22] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: do it!
[19:23] Terrence: but i'm not giving up fapping D:
[19:23] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: FINE YOU LAZY BASTARD


Day 1: It begins.

me and peenor have been fighting for a while now and i think it's time to put him in his place. YOUR NOT GOING TO CONTROL MY LIFE ANYMOAR PEENOR!11

Wish me luck gentlemen, this quiet possibly might be the hardest thing i've ever done in my life.


Peenor is going down!

I'm on a mission from god.
TO WAR!!!!!111

and may god have mercy on my soul.

ExAm
April 5th, 2009, 05:30 AM
Lol, "god". Funny joke.

Bodzilla
April 5th, 2009, 05:34 AM
fuck i'll have to change my avatar D:!111

n00b1n8R
April 5th, 2009, 05:35 AM
I doubt it's as hard as you say it is. :-3

Bodzilla
April 5th, 2009, 05:35 AM
fuck you nerd!

ExAm
April 5th, 2009, 05:46 AM
Oh hi.

LunawolfGirl
April 5th, 2009, 05:58 AM
lol. Fap-obsessed post-pubescent boys.

Bodzilla
April 5th, 2009, 07:27 AM
lol. Fap-obsessed post-pubescent boys.
i will not be suppressed by your feminine wilds!

t3h m00kz
April 5th, 2009, 07:35 AM
I wouldn't be able to do it. D;

klange
April 5th, 2009, 09:41 AM
*achem*
http://sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2009-03-09.gif
http://sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2009-03-17.gif
http://sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2009-04-02.gif

That will be all.

e: Damn it, page-end'd...

Syuusuke
April 5th, 2009, 11:02 AM
Heh I was discussing this with a coupple of pals...

I'm with you bodiezillahfappor!

Sel
April 5th, 2009, 11:05 AM
YEAH YOU SHOW THE DEVIL

Huero
April 5th, 2009, 11:46 AM
mm look at me I can touch myself it feels so good mmmmmmmmmmm
this is something that bodie cant do

teh lag
April 5th, 2009, 11:51 AM
If you can really last into mid-may without fapping I will be quite impressed.

Huero
April 5th, 2009, 11:57 AM
oh yeah ps:
one time i abstained for 2 weeks
it was hell
just to let you know

seriously the blue balls was terrible i almost threw up

RobertGraham
April 5th, 2009, 12:15 PM
You all are ametures, I went for a month

Huero
April 5th, 2009, 12:34 PM
yes yes good job suppressing your primal desires

mech
April 5th, 2009, 01:48 PM
You all are ametures, I went for a month

You must have a low sperm count.

SnaFuBAR
April 5th, 2009, 01:52 PM
I wanked and shot my load 3 feet.

Pooky
April 5th, 2009, 01:54 PM
lol. Fap-obsessed post-pubescent boys.

lol. Females. :frogout:
Zilla, if you're going to do this, then Mod-a-city is not the place to be.

blind
April 5th, 2009, 02:46 PM
This is not that difficult.

lol. Fap-obsessed post-pubescent boys.
noodz

RobertGraham
April 5th, 2009, 02:58 PM
I wanked and shot my load 3 feet.
At least you didn't kill your grama (APNM)

Hotrod
April 5th, 2009, 02:59 PM
You all are ametures, I went for a month
Amature, I've gone my whole life...somehow...

Donut
April 5th, 2009, 04:15 PM
my friend made a bet like this with me. 7 hours later at about 2:30 am he called me telling me that he had lost the bet. i loled
2 weeks later, after restarting the bet at least 8 times, he calls me at around 11:30 pm telling me he lost. 2 hours later he calls me and tells me he lost again.

you will not succeed bod

ExAm
April 5th, 2009, 04:33 PM
You all are ametures, I went for a month
Yeah, well, that's 'cause you're like, twelve. :/

Gwunty
April 5th, 2009, 04:34 PM
http://www.gmperformancetuning.com/forums/attachments/f2/906d1075835869-hot-babes-pics-nws-2.jpg
sup bod, you know you want to do it :iia:


Hey, how about spoilering stuff that's nws?

RobertGraham
April 5th, 2009, 04:42 PM
Yeah, well, that's 'cause you're like, 16, and mature enough to handle that stuff yourself
FTFY

Bodzilla
April 5th, 2009, 04:44 PM
If you can really last into mid-may without fapping I will be quite impressed.

Day 2 update: Peenor has become aware of our dealings, i believe there is a spy some where feeding him information.
Last night he retaliated, i was awake at 5am.

Bring it biatch i aint backing down yet!

StankBacon
April 5th, 2009, 04:50 PM
you wont do it.

Bodzilla
April 5th, 2009, 04:51 PM
wanna bet punk >:U?

cause neither do i ;__;

FreedomFighter7
April 5th, 2009, 04:54 PM
Oh yeah? I could do 6 months if I wanted to.

teh lag
April 5th, 2009, 04:57 PM
Oh yeah? I could do 6 months if I wanted to.

Heh.

So many lol-worthy things in this post.

Hotrod
April 5th, 2009, 05:04 PM
wanna bet punk >:U?

cause neither do i ;__;
C'mon, it's not that hard...


Oh yeah? I could do 6 months if I wanted to.
Easy to do...:)

Huero
April 5th, 2009, 05:09 PM
Oh yeah? I could do 6 months if I wanted to.

i could too
via suicide

Syuusuke
April 5th, 2009, 05:10 PM
I could go fo 6 hours.

Well Bod, see ya at the end of the finish line

legionaire45
April 5th, 2009, 06:08 PM
The only way you will succeed is if you cut it off and mail it to your greatest enemy.

Every little bit.

Needles
April 5th, 2009, 07:01 PM
I could go for 6 hours.
That's pretty good for me.


Oh yeah? I could do 6 months if I wanted to.
You must not like women.

RobertGraham
April 5th, 2009, 07:29 PM
You must not like women.
Or its the men he faps to

Rob Oplawar
April 5th, 2009, 08:27 PM
It makes me wonder, would this be easier or harder if you had a girlfriend? It's a purely hypothetical situation anyway, because we all know Bod's never getting a girlfriend.
And neither am I. X'|____| [/experimental smiley]
e: yeah, that smiley totally didn't work. Fuck it. Replace it with a gonk.

ICEE
April 5th, 2009, 08:30 PM
i could too
via suicide

You can masturbate 6 months after you die? :confused2:


AAAANYways
To be honest im willing to try this challenge. Not because I care about the contest, but because I want to see how big of a mess I can make if I wait long enough. Anybody want a protein shake?

Rob Oplawar
April 5th, 2009, 08:37 PM
Shit, I was looking forward to spending some time alone with the internet [/oxymoron] tonight, but I'm stuck at my parents' house due to a snowstorm. I guess I might as well try this as well, but you know I'm only going to last until I get back to my apartment.

Needles
April 5th, 2009, 08:58 PM
Shit, I was looking forward to spending some time alone with the internet [/oxymoron] tonight, but I'm stuck at my parents' house due to a snowstorm. I guess I might as well try this as well, but you know I'm only going to last until I get back to my apartment.

Try longer. I could go for a week.

Syuusuke
April 5th, 2009, 09:27 PM
Lol the easiest way to not masturbate: always have your mom be viewing-distance from you =D

ICEE
April 5th, 2009, 09:38 PM
when you live in a house the size of mine, you find ways to masturbate regardless.

im invisible when im inside my pillow fort!

Atty
April 5th, 2009, 09:50 PM
Guess you'll be spending a lot of money on hookers for the next 40 days.

Corndogman
April 6th, 2009, 12:26 AM
Pshhh, I'm on spring break, no one home all week during the afternoons bro.

Anyways, its usually once a week for me, its really not that hard (no pun intended). I've gone months before, back when I went to church and thought it was wrong, lol.

I really hope none of my family stumbles onto Modacity for some reason and see's this post. Maybe they wont know what fap means. Uhhh, Mom&Dad, Fap is internet slang for....eating Jello!

Edit: HOLY SHIT, biggest fucking mosquito I've ever seen just flew onto my screen. holy shit. should I kill it? Its just sitting there drinking water droplets, I don't wanna kill it but I don't want it to fly in my mouth when I sleep.

TVTyrant
April 6th, 2009, 01:01 AM
I went like three weeks once. Some hardcore shit right there.
I usually do it like, 3 times a week. I feel guilty if I do it more often than that (not cause Im religious, cause I feel like some addict or something...). But yeah, I bet you'll make. You just gotta lie believe.

Cortexian
April 6th, 2009, 01:04 AM
There's apparently to many small children on this website to understand the seriousness of this proposal (Ex: RobertGraham, Hotrod, ect). Fapping is serious buisness. The longest I was ever able to last was one week into a six week Cadet pipe band summer camp. Interestingly enough, the only reason I lasted that long was because it took me that long to find a girl to ask out for a "camp fling" (I'm sure anyone who's gone on a lengthy summer camp type thing knows what I'm talking about).

Donut
April 6th, 2009, 01:55 AM
summer camp sucks. thats why i became an E-junkie
and with that comes the urge to fap constantly. so i do. usually 2-3 times a day.
what.

Cortexian
April 6th, 2009, 02:14 AM
summer camp sucks. thats why i became an E-junkie
and with that comes the urge to fap constantly. so i do. usually 2-3 times a day.
what.
That's a bit excessive... >.>

n00b1n8R
April 6th, 2009, 02:56 AM
I guess I've been doing this too so whatever, I'm down.

I don't give a shit if I break it though soo

Bodzilla
April 6th, 2009, 04:08 AM
That's a bit excessive... >.>
I think it's important to have his baby's up-to-date.
:awesome:

Update day 2 afternoon:
Urge to fap is none-existant.
i'm just too fucking angry right now and peenor knows if we do it now he's gunna have to go to the doctor.

Why am i this angry you may ask?
Everyone else on the fucking road thats why. jesus tap dancing Christ what the fuck is wrong with people!!!!

on the way back to my house i came up behind a road train ( 5 cars or more in a line, not over taking each other and not doing the speed limit. *twitch*) now i fucking hate road trains, they're slow, extremely gay and they're really fucking slow, they're "the weakest link" in the roads of australia.
Now most highway you guys know of are about 3-4 lanes wide, so these arnt that big a deal but in aus we have 1 lane, and we have to cross in the other lane to pass someone if your anywhere outside of the city's.

righto i'll set the seen.
1 petrol tanker at the back, 4 cars in between another petrol tanker at the front and old farmer billy with his big ol cowboy hat, in his burnt out piece of shit he bought second hand in 1962. Now naturally farmer billy'z deal old Josephine (his cars name) cant do more then 70 k's up a hill, and at most 90 (its a 100 zone), yet he seems to be incapable of pulling over and letting peope pass, despite it being clearly visible theres a army of cars behind him. But hey he's been driving since 19 dickerty 2 so he's right all the time.
He just is dammit.
now the petrol tanker cant over take him cause there's not enough room or another lane for him to pass him, so he naturally rides poor old Josephine's ass till they may as well be the same vehicle.
and all the cars in between that are not prepared (despite driving 6 litre v8's) to over take both the tanker and Josephine so they sit behind and build up until theres about 8 cars all tail-gating each other going fucking no-where.

This is a daily occurrence.
"no biggy, i'll just hop scotch up to the tanker and then pass as soon as i can."
pass the first tanker and then the cars easily enough, maybe a little bit of barging in (but i gave time and indicators to alert them what i was doing, and hey if they arnt prepared to overtake then STAY THE FUCK OFF THE PEOPLE IN FRONT SO OTHERS CAN. a hem.
where was i.

now by this time i'd reached the tanker and was ready to over take, as soon as i go to overtake he pulls out into the middle of the road and cuts me off.
Me being a calm rational individual concludes that his trailer must of just jacked a bit, and shortly enough he pulls back into his lane.
The chance to overtake is gone, but theres others coming up ahead soon enough.
he does it again.
erge to hill rising.
and again?!

YOU DIRTY MUTHER FUCKER I KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING!
turns out his mate in the other tanker was on the radio and was telling him when i was going to overtake so he could cut me off.
we came accross a wider section of the road with some bigger shoulders on the side.
i seize my chance!

Picture an angry 20 year old doing a 130 km'h on the shoulder of the wrong side of the road hurling abuse with 1 finger in the air while he drags off a semi-petrol tanker and old Josephine in 3rd gear in a 4 cylinder 2 litre mitsubishi lancer while a stunned drug fiend with enormous eyebrows watches from his enormous metal penis compensator.

Victory was mine, but i had a terrible taste in my mouth.
From this point on, i'm pro-gun.

rossmum
April 6th, 2009, 07:29 AM
zilla mate you're crazy, why do that to yourself

3 days here but that's out of necessity, i was sleeping on the couch at my parents' place so (plus it was cold as fuck)

e/ yes other drivers are retarded, this is well-known bro

e2/ nice story, funny though because every farmer i know has an alarming tendency to cut corners and overtake anything not doing twice the speed limit

Bodzilla
April 6th, 2009, 07:58 AM
around here they've been backing out their drive way onto deserted road for the last 60 years.
only thing is they havnt been deserted for about 10 years now.

but that doesnt stop them coming out without looking

>:U!11

LlamaMaster
April 6th, 2009, 10:20 AM
Does fapping without cumming count?

Edit: Fuck my avatar is huge. Lag raped meh.

teh lag
April 6th, 2009, 10:26 AM
Does fapping without cumming count?

Edit: Fuck my avatar is huge. Lag raped meh.

Why would you do that, that's like drinking something but not swallowing it.

and yeah dude your horns are gigantic!!!!

LlamaMaster
April 6th, 2009, 10:51 AM
Why would you do that, that's like drinking something but not swallowing it.

and yeah dude your horns are gigantic!!!!
It was my version of half assed abstinence from fapping. I lasted a month, but then I was like: "Why am I doing this?" So yeah, not fapping is stupid idea. In fact, I just finished fapping to something that most of you would find disgusting.

Feels good man.

Mass
April 6th, 2009, 02:57 PM
Does fapping without cumming count?


You really want your balls in the blue?

I don't see the point in going sans fapsies.

I mean, fapping just means that your dick is less likely to spring into action at the worst time possible. Like in religious services, or that one class that the teacher always makes you get the fuck up in for no apparent reason. I know some of you know what I'm talking about...

SnaFuBAR
April 6th, 2009, 05:00 PM
Time for some people to take up my mentality.

Boner pride. Let people admire it!

p0lar_bear
April 6th, 2009, 05:11 PM
In fact, I just finished fapping to something that most of you would find disgusting.p.s.: Just because this is a thread about jerking it doesn't mean you post your sick fantasies here :gonk:
itt: LlamaMaster comes out of the fur closet.
Usually I can go for a while without doing it if I'm preoccupied. Usually once I start thinking idle thoughts, game over.

Rentafence
April 6th, 2009, 05:22 PM
What a wonderful discussion you gentlemen have here.

Jean-Luc
April 6th, 2009, 05:27 PM
@ rentafence
Shut up and fap like a man!

In any event, good luck Bod, but your mediocre grammar in your latest update shows how quickly you're going insane. :D

n00b1n8R
April 6th, 2009, 06:08 PM
Time for some people to take up my mentality.

Boner pride. Let people admire it!
Sit the fuck down, nobody wants to see that :gonk:

SnaFuBAR
April 6th, 2009, 06:11 PM
the ladies claim otherwise ;)

Jean-Luc
April 6th, 2009, 06:17 PM
the ladies claim otherwise ;)


So says the man with a high school next to his house. Pedophile :snafubar:

SnaFuBAR
April 6th, 2009, 06:37 PM
oh damn

FreedomFighter7
April 6th, 2009, 08:04 PM
No I don't fap because I have medical issues. I have a libido of virtually zero. And it never feels good. This coming from a guy who used to fap daily.


In fact, I just finished fapping to something that most of you would find disgusting. I can only imagine what that is. Animals? Cats? Dogs? Black mambas? A reanimated by a 12 volt car battery car cow heart (its from a show! 1000 ways to die). You sir, entertain my imagination.

RobertGraham
April 6th, 2009, 08:05 PM
No I don't fap because I have medical issues. I have a libido of virtually zero. And it never feels good.
Thanks for sharing. :picsorstfu:

Corndogman
April 6th, 2009, 08:46 PM
So says the man with a high school next to his house. Pedophile :snafubar:

"Man I love high school girls. I keep getting older, but they stay the saaaame age...."

RobertGraham
April 6th, 2009, 08:52 PM
A quote from Micheal Jackson:

Sally, sorry to say, but you a little old for me... but your sister isn't

ultama121
April 6th, 2009, 08:57 PM
Well Bod... how are you holding up now?

Hotrod
April 6th, 2009, 09:43 PM
There's apparently to many small children on this website to understand the seriousness of this proposal (Ex: RobertGraham, Hotrod, ect).
Oh, I do understand the seriousness of his proposal. It's like any other addiction (not that it's a complete addiction), easy to get hooked on to, and hard to get away from.

And small child? 16 (17 in a month) ain't that small you know.

RobertGraham
April 6th, 2009, 09:44 PM
Oh, I do understand the seriousness of his proposal. It's like any other addiction (not that it's a complete addiction), easy to get hooked on to, and hard to get away from.

And small child? 16 (17 in a month) ain't that small you know.
Holy fuck, what day? I turn 17 May 19th

TeeKup
April 6th, 2009, 09:51 PM
One a day for me...I wish I wasn't single...

UnevenElefant5
April 6th, 2009, 09:54 PM
I'm gonna try this. Starting now. Let's see how many minutes I last :p

Bodzilla
April 6th, 2009, 10:37 PM
Well Bod... how are you holding up now?
i'd be going better if i had a huge ass anime avatar.

UnevenElefant5
April 6th, 2009, 10:44 PM
Guess who lost the contest 50 minutes after he started? lol

LlamaMaster
April 6th, 2009, 11:10 PM
i'd be going better if i had a huge ass anime avatar.
Wouldn't that be counterproductive?

TeeKup
April 6th, 2009, 11:13 PM
That is for me, You see bod is normal as he isn't turned on by a cartoon.

RobertGraham
April 6th, 2009, 11:15 PM
That is for me, You see bod is normal as he isn't turned on by a cartoon.
Eh, I was never really a person for cartoons... especially when I was 8 and looked up DragonBallZ and found some things an 8 year old shouldn't have.

rossmum
April 6th, 2009, 11:18 PM
And small child? 16 (17 in a month) ain't that small you know.
Yes. Yes it is.

SnaFuBAR
April 6th, 2009, 11:29 PM
Eh, I was never really a person for cartoons... especially when I was 8 and looked up DragonBallZ and found some things an 8 year old shouldn't have.
oh god i could say something but i shouldn't. :lmao:

Corndogman
April 6th, 2009, 11:30 PM
Not when your talking about fapping.

E: @ Ross.

Bodzilla
April 7th, 2009, 03:22 AM
Wouldn't that be counterproductive?

c'mon outterboat get to it >:I

n00b1n8R
April 7th, 2009, 03:42 AM
That is for me, You see bod is normal as he isn't turned on by a cartoon.
Guess why he watches bleach. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-laugh.gif

Bodzilla
April 7th, 2009, 03:47 AM
because it has an intriguing story line, boobs and no ads?
also fucking win humor when it wants too xD

best thing i've seen in years, anime or otherwise.

Hotrod
April 7th, 2009, 07:36 AM
Holy fuck, what day? I turn 17 May 19th
May 10th.

Yes. Yes it is.
How so?

RobertGraham
April 7th, 2009, 07:40 AM
You gotta remember, these are oldfags :|

rossmum
April 7th, 2009, 07:41 AM
May 10th.

How so?
because i'm older than you

vOv

Bodzilla
April 7th, 2009, 08:02 AM
had a picture update for day 3, but photobucket has forgotten that i like to have it remember me.

and apparently my password isn't working.

Le Gay.

i'll have another go tomorrow. Chao

n00b1n8R
April 7th, 2009, 08:06 AM
It's k, nobody wanted to look at your dick anyway.

DON'T YOU CONTRADICT ME TEEK

Bodzilla
April 7th, 2009, 08:11 AM
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/bodzilla_1/UnFAPPABLE.jpg
It's been 3 whole days since i last had me a fap.
and already i'm starting to get teh itch.

Problem is there aint nothing to scratch.
God i'm horny.
(+rep to whoever gets the refference!)

n00b1n8R
April 7th, 2009, 08:18 AM
From the angle I was viewing the monitor, your shadow looked like part of your hair and I thought you were an IRL Spike Spiegel O_o

Pyong Kawaguchi
April 7th, 2009, 10:00 AM
Bleach is a great series, and for the same reasons bod said, you guys might want to check it out, and for those who don't have enough time to watch it, you can just read it on the internet :)

p0lar_bear
April 7th, 2009, 01:18 PM
Bleach is a great series, and for the same reasons bod said, you guys might want to check it out, and for those who don't have enough time to watch it, you can just read it on the internet :)

I watched the first arc. Was impressed at first, then lost interest as it gradually started following every anime stereotype (e.g. nobody ever dies) in the book.

ICEE
April 7th, 2009, 01:33 PM
I have decided not to partake in this competition because I am on spring break, and the only one in my circle of friends who isnt able to go vacationing someplace cool. What the fuck do you want me to do all day?

RobertGraham
April 7th, 2009, 03:47 PM
I have decided not to partake in this competition because I am on spring break, and the only one in my circle of friends who isnt able to go vacationing someplace cool. What the fuck do you want me to do all day?
Go to chicks houses

Hotrod
April 7th, 2009, 05:00 PM
because i'm older than you

vOv
Yeah well...I have nothing to say to that...:(

rossmum
April 7th, 2009, 08:15 PM
I watched the first arc. Was impressed at first, then lost interest as it gradually started following every anime stereotype (e.g. nobody ever dies) in the book.
quotin dis

ultama121
April 7th, 2009, 09:53 PM
Off Topic:
@Bod
Yeah, Bleach is fun to watch... (sometimes) But its really generic and cliched. Like most other Shounen action series for that matter. Although this is kinda offtopic, you may wanna expand your horizons in terms of anime, Bleach isn't gonna get any better. Hit me up on Steam if you want some suggestions. (You still have those suggestions I sent a while back btw... just sayin' ;))

On Topic:
Is this turning into a competition? :confused:

Disaster
April 7th, 2009, 10:05 PM
yes

Get me a huge avatar and I'm game.

E: Aww, I lost

LlamaMaster
April 7th, 2009, 10:15 PM
yes

Get me a huge avatar and I'm game.

E: Aww, I lost
Saw Ultama's avatar huh? It happens.

Disaster
April 7th, 2009, 10:17 PM
No. I saw noobs avatar :gonk:

RobertGraham
April 7th, 2009, 10:24 PM
Jesus Christ. You look at boobs and get horny the instant second you see a nipple?

Bodzilla
April 7th, 2009, 10:37 PM
quotin dis
i skipped the first arc :cool:

was shit tbh.

it's all about soul society and the vaizard.
FFFF to the bounto.
they can :gtfo:

TVTyrant
April 8th, 2009, 12:24 AM
Yeah, I tried to read Bleach. Then I got into that whole soul society thing and I was like "WTF, this sucks." The violence is pretty cool, but the plots are super cliched, and the main character is the second biggest Mary Sue ever (next to Raistlin from DragonLance).

p0lar_bear
April 8th, 2009, 02:15 AM
...and the main character is the second biggest Mary Sue ever (next to Raistlin from DragonLance).

I'm pretty sure Haruhi Suzumiya is the biggest Mary Sue ever. Quite literally, heh.

P.S. The more we talk about animes the less inclined Bod is to fap (he'd better be).

TVTyrant
April 8th, 2009, 02:53 AM
I don't know cause I haven't read that one. Have you ever read DragonLance?

p0lar_bear
April 8th, 2009, 03:39 AM
I don't know cause I haven't read that one. Have you ever read DragonLance?

God, I'm too good an ninja tags... :(

"Haruhi Suzumiya" is the Japanese equivalent of "Mary Sue."

Bodzilla
April 8th, 2009, 04:23 AM
who the fuck is mary sue?

also MOAR ROAD RAGE :D!1

pulled up to a round-about where theres always alot of traffic turning right. (it's a 2 lane round about, 1 turns right) some dousche bag got into the left lane, turned right nearly wiped out the front of my car and tried to barge his way in.

Theres a bridge 15m's off the round-a-bout where the road converges to 1 lane. I held my ground with 1 finger in the air and forced him to stop lest he hit the bridge.

if that fucker dented my car it would of been on. would of got all the money i could outta here and taken him to court for negligent driving, so that means fines, loss of points (and depending on how many points he has left a suspension of license)

YOU WAIT YOUR FUCKING TURN FUCKER.

i let people in all the time if they get stuck and need to change lane or merge into lane (i'm probably one of the more courteous people on the road), but the second they try to pull a dick move, such as flying up the inside and forcing there way in i dont give them an inch.

good times.
Also i agree about some of the shit in Soul society such as the HUGE fucking bankai's that whernt even swords *twitch* and all that other shit. was a bit :mech:

but they toned that shit back at the start of the next serious and it's more sword fighting and shit :mech2:

n00b1n8R
April 8th, 2009, 04:44 AM
Mary Sue (http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=mary+sue&l=1)

English Mobster
April 8th, 2009, 09:09 PM
*Sigh*

Anime... Can't stand it...

OK, the only GOOD anime I've ever seen was the first couple seasons of Pokemon, before all the voices changed. After that I couldn't watch it anymore.

SnaFuBAR
April 8th, 2009, 09:11 PM
but you can stand all your horrible meme bullshit? :lol:

English Mobster
April 8th, 2009, 09:12 PM
I've toned back on that, thank you very much.

SnaFuBAR
April 8th, 2009, 09:15 PM
toned it back? lol i see 4 on your account immediately.

teh lag
April 8th, 2009, 09:15 PM
*looks at avatar*

*looks at sig*

...You have?

English Mobster
April 8th, 2009, 09:19 PM
>.<
I meant my posts are more serious.

Alwin Roth
April 8th, 2009, 10:08 PM
Am i late?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wvoLtwni0kc/RjVKLoJxqXI/AAAAAAAAIIQ/joeG40bXdAI/s400/sexy%2Bhot%2Basian%2Bwoman%2Bbra%2Bopen.jpg

LlamaMaster
April 8th, 2009, 10:37 PM
That picture pisses me off. It looks like the tits will slip out, but I know they never will. :(


>.<
I meant my posts are more serious.
Sure bro, and every post I make isn't garbage...

RobertGraham
April 8th, 2009, 10:43 PM
That picture pisses me off. It looks like the tits will slip out, but I know they never will. :(


Sure bro, and every post I make isn't garbage...
Do you want me to make a gif for you?

Bodzilla
April 9th, 2009, 04:09 AM
Update: it's day 5.

i'm beginning to think of doing unseemly things to women in scantily clad clothes.
send halp!
it's pretty intense.

I'm 1 8th of the way into it and i'm already having doubts.
Is it worth is guys?
Continue y/n?

p0lar_bear
April 9th, 2009, 04:28 AM
Succumb to the dark sexy side of the Force Playboy.

Bodzilla
April 9th, 2009, 04:38 AM
playboy?

just how long do you think i've been on the internet poo bear.

Hotrod
April 9th, 2009, 07:43 AM
Update: it's day 5.

i'm beginning to think of doing unseemly things to women in scantily clad clothes.
send halp!
it's pretty intense.

I'm 1 8th of the way into it and i'm already having doubts.
Is it worth is guys?
Continue y/n?
Keep going, once you get to the end, it'll all be worth it....if you know what I mean.

n00b1n8R
April 9th, 2009, 07:58 AM
go the whole month
fap
post pictures of the results

Bodzilla
April 9th, 2009, 08:34 AM
who do you think i am? Atty?

FFFFF

LlamaMaster
April 9th, 2009, 08:41 AM
Do it for the lulz. /b/ and ED has already seen my cum. (...chances are you may have seen it too. Yeah.)

Bodzilla
April 9th, 2009, 09:07 AM
pretty fucked up brew.

rossmum
April 9th, 2009, 10:20 PM
bodie, this is and always has been a horribad idea

seriously

English Mobster
April 9th, 2009, 10:50 PM
If you make it all 40 days, I'll donate to Modacity.

I probably will anyway, but still...

Bodzilla
April 9th, 2009, 11:04 PM
If you make it all 40 days, I'll donate to Modacity.

I probably will anyway, but still...
hold your money friend.

:smith:

Blueballs ftl, ended up in pain. seriously not coo.

i thought long and hard on this decision and decided to finish the fight.
i am rather happy about the end result.

Alwin Roth
April 10th, 2009, 12:31 AM
as said, the longer you hold the more joy you get from releasing.

oh and i had to post this, very neat.

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u233/deezyd1981/asian-1.jpg

AMIRIGHT????

Bodzilla
April 10th, 2009, 12:54 AM
ahhhh manga barbies ftw.

TVTyrant
April 10th, 2009, 01:11 AM
Wait, you fapped?

Bodzilla
April 10th, 2009, 02:20 AM
multiple times.

but now i must eat lamb chops, then sleep.
i'm tired as fuck.

Mass
April 10th, 2009, 02:36 AM
hold your money friend.

:smith:

Blueballs ftl, ended up in pain. seriously not coo.

i thought long and hard on this decision and decided to finish the fight.
i am rather happy about the end result.
All it takes is a few days to make it about 10X better

I've been skipping days lately
...it's an accomplishment

Jelly
April 10th, 2009, 07:40 AM
I have to remind myself to fap.

In fact, I think yesterday was the first time in a week.