Spit in Food

[STLRamsFan]

Just recently I had a conversation about a place called Friendly's and was told that they spit in their ice cream. Now I can't look at their ice cream the same again (thanks Erin!). Anyway, for those who work at a Restaurant/Fast Food Joint/ or whatever, I'm sure at least one of you has spit in food at least once... So with that being said, who's had an experience or story regarding this sort of thing?

[t3h m00kz]

Spit in the entire tub, or just yours?

[mech]

No, but I know a guy that eats the edges off the square Wendy's patties.

[LlamaMaster]

If there is spit in my food, I don't want know about it. It would completely gross me out and ruin fast food for me.

[Sel]

I don't eat at fast food joints heh. Other than subway, but you can see if they do shit with your food so it's not an issue.

[Amit]

If there is spit in my food, I don't want know about it. It would completely gross me out and ruin fast food for me.

Are you fucking kidding me? You don't care if you get STDs? :ugh:

[Rentafence]

Yes. SEXUALLY transmitted diseases from saliva.

[Kalub]

I never spat in food, however another kid rubbed the roast beef (when I worked at Arbys) on his nuts :x

[Terry]

Jesus christ. Its a damn good thing I dont eat fast food. D:

[Heathen]

Are you fucking kidding me? You don't care if you get STDs? :ugh:
LOL, I pray you arent that stupid.

Anyone wanna guess where that quote came from ? :D
idk.

Reminds me of The Big Lebowski but idk.

has a lebowskiesque feel to it.

[p0lar_bear]

During the two years I worked food service at Target, I have never done anything gross to a customer's food. Just because a customer's an asshole doesn't mean you can mess with their food. If they want to make a scene and claim they're never coming back, don't add fuel to the fire. It's petty, gross, and always uncalled for.

As for people screwing with my food, don't want to think about it. It's why I ALWAYS leave tips at restaurants and keep my orders simple at fast food joints.

[Mr Buckshot]

LOL, I pray you arent that stupid.

I think he was joking.

I prefer not to think about it, but hey as long as I leave sufficient tips and maintain a friendly attitude towards the staff, I shouldn't have to be worried about them doing shit to my food.

Not that I eat out often anyways, fast food in Canada never has $1 menus like in the states so it's typically not worthwhile.

This reminds me of this joke video I saw on youtube...can't find it any more...but it had this chef having a bad day, so he did things like picking his nose and wiping the boogers on the food, wiping the toilet with a steak, etc.

[cheezdue]

Last time I went to McDonalds which was about 2 years ago, I noticed a knot of pubes on my McFlurry.

[Limited]

My brother in law owns a shop that sells burgers, one time a chav came in demanding a burger and kept complaining it was taking too long. So the guy shoved the burger down his boxers, front AND back...

He watched the chav eat it in front of him, he asked the chav "Everything alright?" Chav replied "yeah great mate".

Would love to have seen that go down.

I hope no one spits in my food, thats why I like to be very nice in fast food places.

[Str1d3r_V_C0r3]

I work at McDs and spit in my customers' food all the time because I'm so jealous that most of them are probably better-off than I am.

[Heathen]

I think he was joking.

I prefer not to think about it, but hey as long as I leave sufficient tips and maintain a friendly attitude towards the staff, I shouldn't have to be worried about them doing shit to my food.

Not that I eat out often anyways, fast food in Canada never has $1 menus like in the states so it's typically not worthwhile.

This reminds me of this joke video I saw on youtube...can't find it any more...but it had this chef having a bad day, so he did things like picking his nose and wiping the boogers on the food, wiping the toilet with a steak, etc.
I'm pretty sure he was.

E: LOL, 15 dont wanna knows.

I would do something clever like idk....hollow out the bottom of the burgers second patty to where its just a think layer of break at the bottom, and fill it with condiments that way when they bite it they get condiments all over themselves. Or ejaculate in their food. I have willingly eaten food someone has spit in just because I was hungry and have balls.

[TeeKup]

Are you fucking kidding me? You don't care if you get STDs? :ugh:

You cannot get an STD from saliva.

[cheezdue]

Or ejaculate in their food.

You sir, disgust me. :slap:

[Mr Buckshot]

I'm pretty sure he was.

E: LOL, 15 dont wanna knows.

I would do something clever like idk....hollow out the bottom of the burgers second patty to where its just a think layer of break at the bottom, and fill it with condiments that way when they bite it they get condiments all over themselves. Or ejaculate in their food. I have willingly eaten food someone has spit in just because I was hungry and have balls.

Also, I think that if someone else bites into food and you finish it for them, you are consuming some tiny amounts of their spit too :P e.g. one time my sister took a bite out of a veggie burger, decided she didn't like it, so she swapped it for my meat burger and basically I ended up eating minute amounts of her spit along with the veggie burger. This usually happens between family members though and not with friends.

[Heathen]

Also, I think that if someone else bites into food and you finish it for them, you are consuming some tiny amounts of their spit too :P e.g. one time my sister took a bite out of a veggie burger, decided she didn't like it, so she swapped it for my meat burger and basically I ended up eating minute amounts of her spit along with the veggie burger. This usually happens between family members though and not with friends.
I eat after my friends. I was being an ass one day and my friend asked me for some gum. I then preceded to pop out and chew every piece. He starts calling me an asshole and stuff so I was like fine, pulled some off of it and gave it to him. he goes "Alright" and starts chewing it.

He then says "Yeah, I'm that hardcore"

My point is, you eat worst things than human spit, suck it up.

[Corndogman]

My friend told me today at lunch that he ejaculated into my Ham sandwich. He said this because there was a white substance on it that looked like mayonnaise, but I didn't taste any (I think it was just cheese, but I didn't taste that either, and I didn't make the sandwich). Even though I knew he was joking, I stopped eating the sandwich, but mainly because I was unsure what the white substance really was.

Anyways, I think some people deserve to get their food spit in (i.e. Limiteds story), but I'm always super nice to the waiters/cashiers, so if I ever got my food spit in, I'd say it was unjust. Though I don't think that's the worst thing that can be done to your food, i mean we voluntarily put other peoples saliva in our mouths when we kiss, its just that you don't know who's it is.

[Dwood]

Honestly... Spit isn't bad, it's when you get a Mcflurry full of hair when I have problems.

Just be nice because honestly. Foodservice sucks.

[Gwunty]

I never spat in food, however another kid rubbed the roast beef (when I worked at Arbys) on his nuts :x
wait I did that, and I work at arby's
doy?

[Bodzilla]

Over here about a year ago some people where being pricks in a restaurant, so when they got desert the literally got a frozen shit.

Doesn't smell when it's frozen, but after she put it in her mouth and it melted...
was pretty fucked up.

They had it in the fridge, on hand.

[n00b1n8R]

I don't eat at fast food joints heh. Other than subway, but you can see if they do shit with your food so it's not an issue.
They might have spat in the sauce. :)

During the two years I worked food service at Target, I have never done anything gross to a customer's food...

..As for people screwing with my food, don't want to think about it. It's why I ALWAYS leave tips at restaurants and keep my orders simple at fast food joints.
Wait, Target sells food in the US??

Also, you yanks tip for anything, what's with that?
People shouldn't need extra rewards for doing their job. >.>

[Rentafence]

People shouldn't need extra rewards for doing their job. >.>

My philosophy.

[Sel]

They might have spat in the sauce. :)


Sir I order a ham and cheese sub so it's very hard to get anything in there they could spit it :) !

[Corndogman]

People shouldn't need extra rewards for doing their job. >.>

Unless that persons pay is dependent on people tipping. For example at some restaurants, the Bus boys get paid like $3.75 an hour but they spread the nights tips out among the workers.

[n00b1n8R]

Generally speaking, that's because they're expected to get tips.
If you haden't gotten into the culture of compulsive tipping, it wouldn't be expected and they'd get paid a decent wage.

[Chainsy]

Well I could really care less about this crap.
I mean if they rub their nuts or do something to it while its raw or before cooking, heat will kill or evaporate any trace.
If they do it after cooking, you can not tell as they do not have enough spit put in to create any sogginess, so you enjoy it anyway and it gets covered in your own spit. People seem to think that their food is 100% sterile when they get it out of the store or a bag. You have probably eaten a cockroach leg or two in the past week.
Enjoy your food kiddies.

[Heathen]

LOL, I dont tip for crap.

[ThePlague]

You have probably eaten a cockroach leg or two in the past week.
Enjoy your food kiddies.
:sick:

This is why I ALMOST always eat delicious home cooked meals.

[Bodzilla]

They might have spat in the sauce. :)

Wait, Target sells food in the US??

Also, you yanks tip for anything, what's with that?
People shouldn't need extra rewards for doing their job. >.>
it's because the minimum wage is so shit they get fuck all unless people tip.


Generally speaking, that's because they're expected to get tips.
If you haden't gotten into the culture of compulsive tipping, it wouldn't be expected and they'd get paid a decent wage.
the minimum wage has nothing to do with the lowly workers and the people that go to these places.

It's the fat cats up the top thats the problem.

[Heathen]

:sick:

This is why I ALMOST always eat delicious home cooked meals.

You swallow about 9 hole spiders in your lifetime...

Your sheets are crawling with insects.
Carpet floors.
Your mouth is full of crap.

You need to get over it.

E: That sounded dick, so I didn't mean that rudely.

[Mr Buckshot]

:sick:

This is why I ALMOST always eat delicious home cooked meals.

Same here, eating out sucks. Though I'm sure your daily home cooked meals are more delicious than mine :P

Anyway as for the spit in the food, I just don't think about it, it's not like I'm gonna die from it anyway. What I would be concerned about, though, is people urinating in the food, especially the drinks. Now that's just nasty.

[HDoan]

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Uhh...

[t3h m00kz]

I've worked at DQ off and on for the past few years between jobs. There's a bunch of Mexicans that work in the kitchen. Like, vulgar mother fuckers too.

Not once have I seen them do anything disgusting to people's food.

[Cortexian]

You scrubs actually worry about this shit? You must not get out much tbh.

After being in Cadets for like 6 years I got over "disgusting" stuff like this, because it honestly doesn't make a difference unless you can taste something wrong. Summer camps as a regular Cadet (not staff) sucked because when you were eating at the mess, the other kids usually fucked up your meal somehow if you left the table. I especially remember one day when we were timing how fast we could chug our drinks (chocolate milk/regular milk mostly), I took a piss, came back for my turn, chugged my milk and got to the bottom of the glass... Unfortunately there was like 10 spoons of salt/pepper at the bottom of my class that I didn't notice.

I also remember a buddy of mine throwing pubes into someones Lasagna, and I recall myself getting a bunch of scabs (I know, wtf!) dumped into my soup one time... Luckily someone pointed it out after a spoonful or two...

Honestly, none of this prank shit is going to kill you, it might make you mildly sick, but I doubt it.

[Mr Buckshot]

It is a sad fact of life, Don, but the truth is we all have to eat a little shit from time to time


Anyone wanna guess where that quote came from ? :D

[STLRamsFan]

You scrubs actually worry about this shit? You must not get out much tbh.


Na I don't worry about it, I think it's kinda funny actually. Don't eat fast food (with the exception of Subway) so I think I'm good for the most part. Still can't look at Friendly's ice cream the same for awhile though haha. ;)

[p0lar_bear]

Na I don't worry about it, I think it's kinda funny actually. Don't eat fast food (with the exception of Subway) so I think I'm good for the most part. Still can't look at Friendly's ice cream the same for awhile though haha. ;)

Friendly's is awesome, shame that some word-of-mouth had to ruin it for you.

[STLRamsFan]

Friendly's is awesome, shame that some word-of-mouth had to ruin it for you.

Haha, regardless, I'm still getting their ice cream the next time I go there. Course there's that and Coldstone just right down the street from it. ;)

[Heathen]

You scrubs actually worry about this shit? You must not get out much tbh.

After being in Cadets for like 6 years I got over "disgusting" stuff like this, because it honestly doesn't make a difference unless you can taste something wrong. Summer camps as a regular Cadet (not staff) sucked because when you were eating at the mess, the other kids usually fucked up your meal somehow if you left the table. I especially remember one day when we were timing how fast we could chug our drinks (chocolate milk/regular milk mostly), I took a piss, came back for my turn, chugged my milk and got to the bottom of the glass... Unfortunately there was like 10 spoons of salt/pepper at the bottom of my class that I didn't notice.

I also remember a buddy of mine throwing pubes into someones Lasagna, and I recall myself getting a bunch of scabs (I know, wtf!) dumped into my soup one time... Luckily someone pointed it out after a spoonful or two...

Honestly, none of this prank shit is going to kill you, it might make you mildly sick, but I doubt it.
I dont.

What doesn't kill makes you stronger.

[LinkandKvel]

I dont.

What doesn't kill makes you stronger.

Except bullet wounds.

I don't think about it. However if it does happen you can't change it after it's been done. live it up.

[Cortexian]

Except bullet wounds.
You do realize that not all bullet wounds are fatal... Right? :confused:

[LlamaMaster]

I dont.

What doesn't kill makes you stronger.
Okay. See that sludge hammer? Slam it against your spine.

[Timo]

Never spotted spit in my food, and hope that kind of stuff doesn't happen down here. D:

[LinkandKvel]

You do realize that not all bullet wounds are fatal... Right? :confused:

Seriously? You learn something new everyday!

[Choking Victim]

I dont.

What doesn't kill makes you stronger.
Couldn't be more false.

Look at Christopher Reeve.

No, this isn't a joke. :|

[p0lar_bear]

I dont.

What doesn't kill makes you stronger.

In the words of the late George Carlin:

"Here’s more middlebrow bullshit philosophy. 'That which does not kill me makes me stronger.' I’ve got something more realistic: 'That which does not kill me may sever my spinal cord, crush my rib cage, cave in my skull and leave me helpless and paralyzed, soaking in a puddle of my own waste.' Put that in your T-shirt, touchy feely New Age asshole!"

[Rook]

Never seen any spit in my fast food-- and I probably don't wanna know if I've consumed any. After working at Domino's for over a year here in Corbin I can assure you it's safe.

[Boba]

i do it at family dinners

fuck you grandma