sitting in a waiting room...

[Cortexian]

So I'm currently sitting in a doctors waiting room with nothing but my blackberry to amuse me... How I get unbord?

- posted from BlackBerry Storm.

[InnerGoat]

Sorry about your phone.

Flash games or troll an internet message board.

[Cortexian]

Holy fuck the doc just froze my toe in preparation for nail removal!!!!!!!!!!!

[InnerGoat]

:mech:

[MetKiller Joe]

I usually play geoDefense on my iPhone. Do the blackberries have any good games?

[SnaFuBAR]

sounds like you're about to be unbored.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Porn
Quickest too, xD

[Cortexian]

sounds like you're about to be unbored.
I came got unbored... This thread will get infinitely better tonight! Mods, do not lock.

[cheezdue]

Yo mods:lock:this thread.

Haha, just kidding.

[Cortexian]

Also, I parked in a handicapped spot (and didn't feel bad) when I was picking up:

OH MY GOSH BOX!
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RAY•BAN® SUNGLASSES
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BOTH SIDES OPEN MOTHER FUCKER!
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WHATS THIS WHERE ARE SUNGLASSES?!
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OH SHIT ITS A CASE!
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THERE THEY ARE!
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FUCKING AVIATORS MOTHERFUCKER!
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HOLYSHIT THEYRE MIRRORED!
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[NuggetWarmer]

k

[thehoodedsmack]

Aviators are too common. :mech:

[Timo]

You, you need to let the camera focus before taking the picture.

[Cortexian]

You, you need to let the camera focus before taking the picture.
My webcam is shitty. Real camera is taking a nap charging. And it will be ready for the awesome pictures to come later, detailing my... "operation".

[itszutak]

You, you need to let the camera focus before taking the picture.
He's too excited for that

[Cortexian]

He's too excited for that
wtf no, read the thread! I don't care if we posted at the same time, READ IT!

[legionaire45]

Post a fucking image of your deformed fucking toe already.

[Cortexian]

Post a fucking image of your deformed fucking toe already.
I have to wait until tomorrow before removing the wrappings, but:
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/4336/day01bandage.jpg

The two marks below the bandage are where he inserted the freezing anesthetic, the yellow shit is that disinfectant shit they wipe on your skin before surgery. I swear that he inserted the anesthetic needle all the way through my toe at one point, because the needle was about an inch long and he shoved it all the way in. Hurt like fuck tbh.

[CSFLOYD]

:puke: That is all I have to say.
What is that yellow mark on your foot? I just noticed it.
Have you been playing with the crayons?

[Heathen]

Avs shit yeah.

ew, second page. gross ass toe.

[cheezdue]

You sir, has a yellow toenail.

[Cortexian]

Fake Aviators are too common. :mech:
ftfy.

Mine are real 18k gold frames.


:puke: That is all I have to say.
What is that yellow mark on your foot? I just noticed it.
Have you been playing with the crayons?

the yellow shit is that disinfectant shit they wipe on your skin before surgery.




You sir, has a yellow toenail.

the yellow shit is that disinfectant shit they wipe on your skin before surgery.

the yellow shit is that disinfectant shit they wipe on your skin before surgery.

the yellow shit is that disinfectant shit they wipe on your skin before surgery.

the yellow shit is that disinfectant shit they wipe on your skin before surgery.

[Alwin Roth]

usually when im in the doctors office i make red markings on my skin,

no clue how i do it, but when i scratch my skin, this bright red spot will appear wherever i scratched, got in trouble one time by my mother for drawing the nazi symbol, i was the doctor's office with a friend... and the fact that I was born in switzerland also irritated her... greatly... glad my dad wasn't there...
he's 100% swiss/german... and would of kicked my ass...

[cheezdue]

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk122/cheezdue/toe-1.jpg
Poor fella, he is suffocating in there.

[Advancebo]

Turn your phone into a smart bomb/problem solved

[InnerGoat]

Nice shades

[blind]

shoulda been a man and ripped it off

[Joshflighter]

Lol... My dad kicked the desk to get something in place, and his toe nail came off..

[Syuusuke]

Is that yellow shit iodine?

Nice shades btw.

[Rook]

Toenails become ingrown all to easily

[DEElekgolo]

Nice shades
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5560/toe1.jpg

[Cortexian]

Oh wow.

[Heathen]

lul

[Maniac]

I usually play geoDefense on my iPhone. Do the blackberries have any good games?

I am always forced to go to www.howardforums.com (http://www.howardforums.com) and read a little, then use bitpim to retrieve my filesystem, then add my .jad and .jar game files (from www.getjar.com (http://www.getjar.com)) to my phones filesystem because Telus sucks balls at making good games available for dload, and never enables the best settings on handsets so then you also need to edit seems to enable these options.
yay for phone hax.

[Cortexian]

The Storm is almost completely untouched by Telus, as are most BlackBerry's. You use the BlackBerry World app (similar to the iPhone App Store) to get all your apps, and not Telus.

[Maniac]

My bad, i was talking cell phones in general, i dont use a blackberry.

[n00b1n8R]

Did he only cut our a wedge or did he permenantly remove that fucker?

[Cortexian]

Did he only cut our a wedge or did he permenantly remove that fucker?
Cool thing, I won't know until tomorrow because they had this drape that they hung in front of my face so I couldn't watch... I was like, "guys I shoot animals and gut/skin them on site, I can handle a little nail clipping".

They gave me a strange look and said don't watch because you'll throw up.

:confused:

[Jean-Luc]

They gave me a strange look and said don't watch because you'll throw up.


I'd say that's high on the list of "Things You Don't Want to Hear a Doctor Say." Right up there with "Well that ain't good."

[n00b1n8R]

lol, they let me look when they were permanently destroying the nailbed of 1/3 of my left big toe when i was 14.

Shit was pretty cool.

[Jean-Luc]

lol, they let me look when they were permanently destroying the nailbed of 1/3 of my left big toe when i was 14.

Shit was pretty cool.

I let myself look when I accidentally ripped my toenail off. The entire front of my foot was red with blood. Weirdest part was that I never felt any pain at all.

[Cortexian]

I honestly think they were just worried about the mess they'd have to deal with if people do throw up... It was an interesting layout they had, more like an ER recovery room (bunch of beds separated by nothing other than curtains) than a Doctors office. Wouldn't have made a pretty sight if someone did hurl the chunks.

I was also feeling a bit nauseated from Breakfast for some reason, I think I ate to much...

[Cortexian]

Rapin' ur bandwidth now.
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All wrapped up!
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[kid908]

thank you for showing us ur ugly ass foot

[Cortexian]

thank you for showing us ur ugly ass foot
You're most welcome!

[Huero]

THANK YOU FOR WRAPPING THAT UP.

[Corndogman]

You know, I'm normally not grossed out by stuff, but underside of a nail is just something that makes me shudder. Its always freaked me out, the thought of something going under my nail or my nail being ripped off.

[LunawolfGirl]

Sweet baby jesus.
I think I stared at that for a whole ten seconds.
Ew is all I have to say.

[n00b1n8R]

hoh, fuck!

you can't even tell where my toe got cut up, but you enjoy your naillesness.
My aunt had her big ones removed (on both feet) like ~40 years ago now. She's super self conscious about them but tbh they don't look that bad >_>

[Cortexian]

Well my nailbed wasn't removed, but the nail won't totally grow back for more than a year... Sucks.

[LunawolfGirl]

I'd be paranoid to not wear shoes all the time.

[Cortexian]

I wear shoes all the time except when I'm in homes (socks) or doing some kind of water sport so I don't really care. I've never liked sandals or any kind of open toe footwear because I was always paranoid about my toenails getting pushed up and off my toes by something... Now this happens.... :rolleyes:

I should just switch to wearing steel toed stuff exclusively.

[LunawolfGirl]

Seems like a good idea to me, the paranoid.
I always fucking stub my toe when I go around a certain corner in my house. >.<;
Imagine stubbing that bitch.

[Cortexian]

Imagine stubbing that bitch.
It will happen, and I will rage.

Just watch this thread.

[LunawolfGirl]

Face palms are inevitable.

[n00b1n8R]

I wear shoes all the time except when I'm in homes (socks) or doing some kind of water sport so I don't really care. I've never liked sandals or any kind of open toe footwear because I was always paranoid about my toenails getting pushed up and off my toes by something... Now this happens.... :rolleyes:

I should just switch to wearing steel toed stuff exclusively.
cut your fucking toes.
And you'd never survive in Queensland, it's like a legal requirement to own thongs.

NOT THAT KIND

[blind]

Your toe nails look GROSS.

[SnaFuBAR]

I'd say that's high on the list of "Things You Don't Want to Hear a Doctor Say." Right up there with "Well that ain't good."
I had ingrown nail surgery and they removed only half my nail, but all the way to the root. I was awake and watching. What did I hear the surgeon say?

"Oops!" Apparently she cut open a large blood vessel and when I looked at my toe I was spraying blood.

Not a good day. Oh and then I was prescribed TYLENOL for the pain.

[Bodzilla]

been there done that snaf.

shit idea tbh.

[L0d3x]

Reminds me of the time my fingernail got caught between a door.
Sadface ensued.

[Syuusuke]

Sweet. And I'm eating right now.

Man if that happened to me, I'd be pissed...no more volleyball for awhile D:

[Cortexian]

I wasn't even prescribed anything for the pain. Been chugging Advil Extra Strength's though.

[musicman888]

I remember getting an ingrown toenail cut out a few years ago. The doc numbed the hell out of my toe and all that jazz but he cut out only a small section of the nail all the way down to the roots. He literally cut and then yanked the nail with roots out. Only felt a bit of pressure though. Then he applied some new meds or w/e that has prevented and ingrown nail from growing back....ever...... Sucks man, where those steel-toe shoes/boots until it grows back to be honest.

[n00b1n8R]

how can you wear shoes after that i don't understand

I couldn't put my foot in anything after it's last surgery

[Cortexian]

how can you wear shoes after that i don't understand

I couldn't put my foot in anything after it's last surgery
Well you see, I am a man. I experience NO pain. No really, I just suck it up... The hardest part is getting my foot IN the shoe/boot, once it's in I'm fine.

MAN UP!

[Heathen]

Dont be a fool, wrap your toole.

[Timo]

heh, looks like my toe did when I squashed it. The area in between my toe nail and toe filled up with blood. Had to get a hot needle pushed through the nail to get the blood out and the nail fell off a while later.

[Con]

You know, I'm normally not grossed out by stuff, but underside of a nail is just something that makes me shudder. Its always freaked me out, the thought of something going under my nail or my nail being ripped off.
this. It makes me curl up my toes..