If you only had 24 hours to live

[blind]

What would you do.



First I'd rob a bank to get myself a helicopter, fly down to the United States with it, pee on George Bush Jr., then buy a shitload of Dr. Pepper to drink, a fuckload of Smores (Chocolate, marshmellow, graham cracker things for those retards who don't know) Get some amazing chronic and just hover in my helicopter for like 2 hours, smoking and eating. Then I'd land, go to a bar, pick up some chicks and be like "Hey, wanna ride in my helicopter?" They would agree and then proceed to get naked as we hover 200 feet in the air, having sex. I would end it all by lighting my helicopter on fire and crashing into a giant puddle of gasoline shaped like a penis in the middle of Times Square. The second the helicopter hits the ground is the second I die, so I don't feel any pain or anything.

[ICEE]

As for the life part, I don't know. I know how I'd spend the last bit though. At the exact timing, I would jump out of a plane, parachuteless over a neighborhood crawling with youngins playing in the street. I would die before I hit the ground, but I'd definitely make an impact

[Sel]

shoot up my school!!

[Wakeboy1337]

I'd just spend it with my gf :(

[Sel]

id shoot wakeboys girlfriend

[p0lar_bear]

Probably nothing different. Everything I'd want to do would take more that 24 hours to do or get ready for. :(

[Rob Oplawar]

Depends on the manner of death I had coming to me in 24 hours. In any sort of probable situation I would do anything in my power to stop it even if that meant spending my last hours gasping in a hospital bed, but if I knew 100% without a doubt that I was going to die anyway (which is pretty clearly what you're getting at), I'd take control of things myself: I'd find whatever way I could to jump out of a plane, with or without a parachute (if I had one, I'd take it off once I was out of range of anybody who could "save" me). I always figured falling from a great height would be the best way to die: a minute or so of blissful freefall, with gorgeous sights and rushing wind disconnecting me from it all, followed by pretty much instantaneous and painless death (assuming I properly orient myself to bash my brains out on impact).

[flibitijibibo]

I'd just spend it with my gf :(
Pretty much this. That or play BioShock to 100% completion.

[ThePlague]

I'd steal a few guns, some ammo, a tank, go run over/shoot some cars/people, have fun sniping shit, throw some grenades at people, blow up a few houses, secks up some random wimmenz, and do other fun stuff involving hurtingness.

[Heathen]

I'd just spend it with my gf :(
Gay.

Nah, pretty much the same thing.

And my parents.

And kill a few people who deserve it.

And get a prince albert.

[blind]

Honestly tho i'd prob plant some flowers or take part in a fashion show.

[jcap]

That or play BioShock to 100% completion.
Because who doesn't want to be dead after playing that game! :downsrim:

[Rob Oplawar]

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/090416/national/plane_jumper
fuck, somebody stole my idea...

[Corndogman]

I'd fuck.









Thats it.

[Maniac]

^
I'd hide :)

[Boba]

i wanna od on drugs

i wanna be jimi hendrix

i wanna be the legend

[Sel]

Because who doesn't want to be dead after playing that game! :downsrim:

yeah

this

so many

times

this

[Huero]

i would smoke as much weed as possible and sleep all day

[DrunkenSamus]

i would smoke as much weed as possible and sleep all day

Because pot is the answer to life's problems, right? Actually it is if used correctly...

[Syuusuke]

I'd count each second of it until I die.

I'd fuck every single hot chick I see on the spot.

I'd go skydiving for 24 hours straight.

I'd sleep for 24hrs

I'd tell all the girls that I've liked her.

Then I'd fuck them all. Again.

If you oppose the fucking idea, think of it this way: No one dies a virgin, life fucks us all.
Drunken, yes it is, especially if you have 24hrs to live.

[Chainsy]

Perform the throbbing bicycle on Hilary Clinton.

[ThePlague]

Perform the throbbing bicycle on Hilary Clinton.
Holy shit win!

[Cortexian]

I'd just walk around and fuck any hot girl I saw on the spot. No previous communication at all, just like:

See, walk-to, rip off clothing, fuck.

And I'd do that all day.

[LinkandKvel]

^
This man has wisdom

[Heathen]

I'd count each second of it until I die.

I'd fuck every single hot chick I see on the spot.

I'd go skydiving for 24 hours straight.

I'd sleep for 24hrs

I'd tell all the girls that I've liked her.

Then I'd fuck them all. Again.

If you oppose the fucking idea, think of it this way: No one dies a virgin, life fucks us all.
Drunken, yes it is, especially if you have 24hrs to live.
So let me get this straight. You would skydive, sleep, and fuck for 24 hours. All at the same time?

[Amit]

I'd let the world know it. Then, I'd go to the woman I love more than anything in life do something epic and worthy of remembering with her (doesn't directly involve straight up sex in public).

[LinkandKvel]

I'd let the world know it. Then, I'd go to the woman I love more than anything in life do something epic and worthy of remembering with her (doesn't directly involve straight up sex in public).

I hope you don't with your mom.

[LunawolfGirl]

I'd get drunk,
lose my virginity to a hot friend,
drink a shit load of Dr. Pepper,
eat a shit load of pudding and pizza,
then go to Universal Studios and ride The Hulk until I die.

[TVTyrant]

Go have the massive shootout with police I've always planned for.

I mean...Help the elderly. Yeah, thats it...

[blind]

My original answer still reigns supreme.

[LinkandKvel]

What would you do.

First I'd rob a bank to get myself a helicopter, fly down to the United States with it, pee on George Bush Jr., then buy a shitload of Dr. Pepper to drink, a fuckload of Smores (Chocolate, marshmellow, graham cracker things for those retards who don't know) Get some amazing chronic and just hover in my helicopter for like 2 hours, smoking and eating. Then I'd land, go to a bar, pick up some chicks and be like "Hey, wanna ride in my helicopter?" They would agree and then proceed to get naked as we hover 200 feet in the air, having sex. I would end it all by lighting my helicopter on fire and crashing into a giant puddle of gasoline shaped like a penis in the middle of Times Square. The second the helicopter hits the ground is the second I die, so I don't feel any pain or anything.


I'd get drunk,
lose my virginity to a hot friend,
drink a shit load of Dr. Pepper,
eat a shit load of pudding and pizza,
then go to Universal Studios and ride The Hulk until I die.

What's with Dr. Pepper? Fuck that I'm after tha kool-aid!!!

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/4710981/koolaid-main_Full.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a219/kgs05/photoblog/BlueKool-Aid.jpg

FUCK YEA!!!!

[Heathen]

I drink 2 12's a day of Dr. Pepper so I think thats a given for my last 24 hours.


E: and fyi all you teenagers, SODA DOES NOT CAUSE ACNE FAGGOTS, QUIT BEING STUPID. faggotry in the sense of stupidity, not that homosexuals are stupid. I have found it to be quite the contrary

It just causes kidney failure and stomach bleeding. The latter of which I had. Not fun to throw up blood that looks like tobacco.

[LunawolfGirl]

Dr. Pepper is the best beverage ever grace the soda aisle of publix.
Kool-aid is neeger juice.
XD

[Alex]

cry my ass off

[Cortexian]

Dr. Pepper is the best beverage ever grace the soda aisle of publix.
Kool-aid is neeger juice.
XD
L&K is a Kool-aid nigger. He knows.

What a nigger.

Also, lose your virginity on camera. It's worth the bucks. DO IT.

(And post nudes)

[LunawolfGirl]

L&K is a Kool-aid nigger. He knows.

What a nigger.

Also, loose your virginity on camera. It's worth the bucks. DO IT.

(And post nudes)
Kool-aid nigger. Heehee.
Fuck Kool-aid.

Also, how do you loose your virginity?

[LinkandKvel]

Kool-aid nigger. Heehee.
Fuck Kool-aid.Fuck YOU BITCH!

[Cortexian]

Kool-aid nigger. Heehee.
Fuck Kool-aid.

Also, how do you loose your virginity?
You remove your hymen (sp?) and lose it... Are you dumb or what? Gosh GB2Kitchen and make me a sandwich.


Fuck YOU!
Interracial! :smugoff:

[LunawolfGirl]

You remove your hymen (sp?) and loose it... Are you dumb or what? Gosh GB2Kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Lose*
Dumbass.
Go make me a hymen sandwich.

[Cortexian]

Lose*
What you talkin' 'bout. Editin' my quote wtf.

[LunawolfGirl]

What you talkin' 'bout. Editin' my quote wtf.
Well, by saying loose instead of lose, you completely change the meaning of what you said.

[Cortexian]

Well, by saying loose instead of lose, you completely change the meaning of what you said.
Thank you for pointing out my grammatically flawed comment. :rolleyes:

Ever hear of a typo? You knew what it meant.

[LunawolfGirl]

Thank you for pointing out my grammatically flawed comment. :rolleyes:

Ever hear of a typo? You knew what it meant.
Aw, you're welcome. =D

You said it about three times, it couldn't have been a typo. Hence, the correction.

[Cortexian]

Aw, you're welcome. =D

You said it about three times, it couldn't have been a typo. Hence, the correction.
You still knew what I meant.

You have 69 posts. :smugsome:

[LunawolfGirl]

You still knew what I meant.

You have 69 posts. :smugsome:
Yeah, well. I'm a jackass with the tendency to be a bitch. ^-^;

I are new.

[Cortexian]

Yeah, well. I'm a jackass with the tendency to be a bitch. ^-^;

I are new.
nudes.

[Donut]

i wish i could sig this whole conversation

[LunawolfGirl]

nudes.
Touche.

[DrunkenSamus]

I would give Bill Cosby a stomach flu and yell at mice, SIMULTANEOUSLY.

[Cortexian]

Touche.
I'm not legally allowed to disclose that information. Why don't you have a seat over there?

[LunawolfGirl]

I'm not legally allowed to disclose that information. Why don't you have a seat over there?
I don't get it.

[Cortexian]

I don't get it.
tits nudes or gtfo! That is all there is to get!

[LunawolfGirl]

tits nudes or gtfo! That is all there is to get!
Clever.

[Trinx]

i wanna od on drugs

i wanna be jimi hendrix

i wanna be the legend

i wanna be the guy on impossible dog

[Rosco]

i wanna be the guy on impossible dog

I want to be the thing that freezes ultra j mans game when he attempts that, and has just got past the hardest bit in the game and hasn't saved. :downs:

I'd just do watever I fancied on that day. :haw:

[TVTyrant]

I'd spam up halomaps:rolleyes:

[cheezdue]

Tell my friend everything I feel about her and then do something.

[Huero]

actually allow me to revise my former statement
i'd tell my female friend how much i like her
THEN i'd toke.

[LunawolfGirl]

Why don't you males with the female friends tell the females you like them anyway?
Like, in a situation where you're not dying?

[cheezdue]

Why don't you males with the female friends tell the females you like them anyway?
Like, in a situation where you're not dying?

I actually did, went out with her, she couldnt see as a boyfriend, so we just decided be friends. But I still have these feelings for her.

[Huero]

Why don't you males with the female friends tell the females you like them anyway?
Like, in a situation where you're not dying?

she's a scary bitch

[LunawolfGirl]

she's a scary bitch
Then why do you like her? lol.

[Heathen]

L&K is a Kool-aid nigger. He knows.

What a nigger.

Also, lose your virginity on camera. It's worth the bucks. DO IT.

(And post nudes)

YOU HAVE THAT RIGHT!

Why don't you males with the female friends tell the females you like them anyway?
Like, in a situation where you're not dying?

HAHA, huero, explain why I don't have to.

[Cortexian]

Why don't you males with the female friends tell the females you like them anyway?
Like, in a situation where you're not dying?
That would REALLY show off our stereotypical male masculinity right there.

That's why. We have to be the manly man, and manly men don't go around spouting mushy feelings!

That or the male in question is a pussy afraid of rejection.

[blind]

Why don't you males with the female friends tell the females you like them anyway?
Like, in a situation where you're not dying?
awkward if she doesn't return said feelings

[Cortexian]

awkward if she doesn't return said feelings
MAN UP.

[blind]

bite me you heartless bastared!

[Heathen]

I dont have to worry about her not returning the feelings. I mean honestly, there is a 50:50 chance of her taking you or not. Would you not mentally prepare you for failure when its JUST AS LIKELY as success?


in short, suck it up.

[blind]

I dont have to worry about her not returning the feelings. I mean honestly, there is a 50:50 chance of her taking you or not. Would you not mentally prepare you for failure when its JUST AS LIKELY as success?


in short, suck it up.
Its different if shes your friend, esp. a good friend.
Signals can be misconstrued very easily, and it'd be weird as fuck if the girl doesn't reciprocate feelings.

[Heathen]

Its different if shes your friend, esp. a good friend.
Signals can be misconstrued very easily, and it'd be weird as fuck if the girl doesn't reciprocate feelings.
Please. I have known this girl named kelly for a long time and things just got really heavy lately. I am going to ask her out but I am damn prepared for a no simply because its a possibility.

I get what you are saying, I really do, but with the right mental preparedness, you can take a no easily.

[L0d3x]

I only read the last page, but Heathen is a wise man(?).
Especially when meeting stranger-girls: we have a saying here "ne nee hebde, ne ja kunde krijge" which means basically "you've already got a no, but you can get that yes".

Rock on and stuff!

[Heathen]

I really like that phrase Lod.

And YES, why the gender confusion people?!

[cheezdue]

That would REALLY show off our stereotypical male masculinity right there.

That's why. We have to be the manly man, and manly men don't go around spouting mushy feelings!

That or the male in question is a pussy afraid of rejection.


awkward if she doesn't return said feelings


MAN UP.


Please. I have known this girl named kelly for a long time and things just got really heavy lately. I am going to ask her out but I am damn prepared for a no simply because its a possibility.

I get what you are saying, I really do, but with the right mental preparedness, you can take a no easily.

^This

[Heathen]

^This
if that was an answer to my question idgi.

[Huero]

HAHA, huero, explain why I don't have to.

Because THIS motherfucker is a PIMP.
Seriously he has like 7 girlfriends what the fuck
(though lately it has caused an assload of conflict it's lol to see it unfold over AIM)

[Alwin Roth]

Spend time with family and friends

Say goodbye to girlfriend

Shoot those gangsters in the alleys near my favorite ice cream shop... those bastards are always ruining my day.

[FlyingStone]

Go outside and finish a few projects that need to be wrapped up. Pretty much doing what I do whenever I have a day off.

[Heathen]

Because THIS motherfucker is a PIMP.
Seriously he has like 7 girlfriends what the fuck
(though lately it has caused an assload of conflict it's lol to see it unfold over AIM)
You sir are an evil sonuvabitch.

Does my suffering entertain you?

Jk, I'm not suffering, I am entertained by their fighting too.

[kid908]

i would start wwIII.
tell teh girl i like that i like her and say srry that she has to live in the hell i started.
black out cuz she would prob try to kill me and may succeed.
i think my day end there, cuz if ppl i know knew that i was going to die. im going to have a long line of ppl wanting to kill me =P

[LunawolfGirl]

I actually did, went out with her, she couldnt see as a boyfriend, so we just decided be friends. But I still have these feelings for her.
Ah,that sucks. =/

[p0lar_bear]

Oh, whoops, looks like I accidentally walked into the "Heathen's Love Life" thread instead of the "If you only had 24 hours to live" thread.

...knew I should have went left at Tech Talk... sorry, carry on.

[n00b1n8R]

Find some chick to bang tbh.
Find the biggest hill and ride my bike down it.
GO ON A BOAT MOTHA FUCKA

oh and skydive suicide

[Bodzilla]

I'd go meet a guy i went to school with, kidnap him at gun point, abduct him and make him dig his own grave, then i'd let him go.

just so he could remember all the fun times we had.

Then i'd make some booty calls to the nymph i know and finish it all by driving my car as fast as possible off off a cliff, or into a cliff or something around those lines.

[Cortexian]

oh and skydive suicide
I amend my previous statement about what I would do.

I would fuck hot chicks all day as stated before, and end my day by taking a hot chick skydiving and fucking her on the way down. She would have a parachute and I would not.

Great ending to a day of fucking.

[Bodzilla]

what a climax!

[L0d3x]

I'd find that one I'm dreaming of
Swear up and down to God above
That I'd finally fall in love

[Rosco]

I actually did, went out with her, she couldnt see as a boyfriend, so we just decided be friends. But I still have these feelings for her.

Pwned.


Nah just kidding, had a similar situation before. I promise you it's better having the close friend than her has a gf. Go figure it.

[Alwin Roth]

I amend my previous statement about what I would do.

I would fuck hot chicks all day as stated before, and end my day by taking a hot chick skydiving and fucking her on the way down. She would have a parachute and I would not.

Great ending to a day of fucking.

skydiving while having sex...

well, it's cool and all, but wouldn't the... stuff... float?
and could actually have a chance of splattering your face...

[Hotrod]

If I had only a day left to live, and everything was the same way it was today, then I'd definitely go to this girl that I love (please let's not start as to why I don't do this now), and have my first kiss. I mean, who wants to die without ever having a kiss?

Then, I'd want to spend some time with my friends and family, so they could have some good last memories with me. After that, I'd be pissed off since I wouldn't have lived long enough to see the new Star Trek movie, so I'd just say "screw it", and die right there of shame of not being able to live any longer.

[Jelly]

Everything listed here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c)

[Phopojijo]

I'd steal a few guns, some ammo, a tank, go run over/shoot some cars/people, have fun sniping shit, throw some grenades at people, blow up a few houses, secks up some random wimmenz, and do other fun stuff involving hurtingness.And then you realized the doctor said 24 years to live...

[nooBBooze]

I would probably spend most of the day figuring out how to get some LSD, drop a nice amout of it, trip some balls, climb the highest skyscraper i can find, possibly with some big adjacent public square, get naked, paint myself in all colours of the rainbow, drink large amounts of blue paint, and yell "its just a ride" at the top of my lungs right before i jump and subsequently die as an artwork.

[blind]

skydiving while having sex...

well, it's cool and all, but wouldn't the... stuff... float?
and could actually have a chance of splattering your face...
Bury your seed in their vagina.

[Cortexian]

Bury your seed in their vagina.
This.

[DarkHalo003]

I'd probably laugh and say life was a good run. Then I'd probably tell the girl I care about most I love her, tell I'm dead in some hours, walk away like a badass, then tell a lot of people my thoughts about them. I'd then spill my life story and shit, probably drink once, finally walk up to a cig smoker and smack the cig out of their hands, walk away like a badass, go to Red Salt for the best food ever, then finally find some friends and talk with them for a while. Then I'd repent for the time remaining.

[Syuusuke]

You'll be dead by the the time you smack a cig out of someones mouth...they don't like that =D