Fortune Cookies....

[STLRamsFan]

I swear, I always get the weirdest fortunes... Just today I opened one and it read "A nice cake is waiting for you". And what you know, my dad's birthday cake was just beside me. :rolleyes:
Although my brother got the best one, nothing (literally)...

Guess they're running out of ideas now eh.

[blind]

Old news, this was on your facebook status a few days ago.

[STLRamsFan]

Old news, this was on your facebook status a few days ago. today

Yea that's better. ;)

[Corndogman]

My friend got one that read: "What's that in your eye? Oh, its just a sparkle."

That's not even a fortune, are they actually trying anymore?

[blind]

IM SORRY RAMS
MY SENSE OF TIME IS FUCKED


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[Mr Buckshot]

Man I miss fortune cookies, the chinese restaurants in California give them out but not the chinese restaurants in BC.

[LunawolfGirl]

They're not even fortunes anymore, I got one that said, "You are a kind caring person."

I got one a few weeks that said, "Your dearest dream is coming true."
Bullshit, but I kept it anyway.

[Limited]

Were was the fortune cookie from? Chinese restaurant or something.

[Sever]

One of my friends back at college always always ALWAYS got the same fortune every time we went to get Chinese take-out. Another of my friends got ones that always managed to call her a whore, in some interpretation or another. Aah, good times at the Good Taste Take-Out.

[Syuusuke]

Fortunate cookies taste good on the outside, but when you bite down in the middle, there's like a flimsy part that doesn't crunch well.

[Needles]

My friend got one saying "There will be a great downturn as someone betrays you". And another one saying "You will fulfill a friend's pleasures" :lmao:.

[Heathen]

Woah, weird. I was talking about FC's earlier.

My friend got one that said "Reach for the high apples first; You can get the low ones anytime"

She was like "HOW IS THAT A FORTUNE?! IDGAS ABOUT APPLES!!"

I had to explain it to her -_-