Zombies are real ._.

[Jean-Luc]

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

Not quite of course, but this is really damn close.

Jesus facking christ.

[teh lag]

The Netherlands confirms its first case of zombie swine flu, in a three-year-old boy recently returned from Mexico. After passing away early this morning, he rose from the dead and lunged at his mother.

rofl

[thehoodedsmack]

Similar to a scare originally found in Cambodia back in 2005 (http://web.archive.org/web/20050428004220/http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm), victims of a new strain of the swine flu virus H1N1 have been reported in London.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”


ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?! :haw:

HOLY HELL!!!

I don't know whether to be overjoyed, or scared as shit, but this is IN-FUCKING-CREDIBLE!!!

EDIT: Wait a minute... Is this a legitimate news source? The world's pretty damn wacky now-days, but this seems a little extreme... =__=

[teh lag]

(p.s. I'm pretty sure this is a joke)

[Sel]

lol cooool

[Jean-Luc]

(p.s. I'm pretty sure this is a joke)

durr :p

[SnaFuBAR]

I'm gonna forward this to Alex Jones. :haw:

[thehoodedsmack]

(p.s. I'm pretty sure this is a joke)

I'm too damn gullible... >__<

[SnaFuBAR]

zombies are real

DoJwpEKxL-A

i believe H1Z1 is a soviet manufactured biological weapon.

[Sel]

I believe people in masks are a government conspiracy

stop with your conspiracy shit snaf

[Arteen]

Meh. They need to try harder with their jokes.

[cheezdue]

Time to pull out my shotgun.

[SnaFuBAR]

L4D was free today because they were told by the government to train the masses. Videogames prepare you for zombie apocalypses and desensitize you to killing the undead.

[thehoodedsmack]

Y'know, I'm all for practical jokes... but with the way this mess is being over-hyped... I can't help but feel someone is gonna get hurt by this. =__=

[SnaFuBAR]

Shoot the infected. We know what can happen. We don't want a zombism pandemic!

We have to have 2 survivor groups, though. Me and Mech can't be Louis at the same time.

[Sel]

I want to be in mech's group, he lasts a whole lot longer than you.

[Jean-Luc]

I want to be in mech's group, he lasts a whole lot longer than you.

:ohsnap:

[cheezdue]

I'll be with Snaf since he comes with those anti flu helmets.

[TVTyrant]

I have mah 30-06, 16 gauge, and .300 Win Mag at the ready. Although I do hope this is a joke.... Or else Dane might be right O_O

[DEElekgolo]

Its zombie time.

[Sel]

:ohsnap:
It's not saying much, mech doesn't last a whole lot longer :ohdear:

[SnaFuBAR]

You sure? the way i get swarmed it would give you a chance to get away. Getting hit by a smoker, flaming hunter, boomer and the horde at the same time really fucking sucks.

[Bodzilla]

oh man,

this thread.

Lollin.

[Sel]

You sure? the way i get swarmed it would give you a chance to get away. Getting hit by a smoker, flaming hunter, boomer and the horde at the same time really fucking sucks.

You're right, you did make good bait :haw:

[Jean-Luc]

You're right, you did make good bait :haw:

And you ran ahead too goddamn much and got gangraped :cheeseargh:

[SnaFuBAR]

They seem to have a taste for dark meat...

[ICEE]

I call snafs party.



or are there no gingers in the post apocalyptic world

[TVTyrant]

I call Pacific Coast highway hideout. With my family. Thats 4 more gingers for the world :D

[CN3089]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?! :haw:

HOLY HELL!!!

I don't know whether to be overjoyed, or scared as shit, but this is IN-FUCKING-CREDIBLE!!!

EDIT: Wait a minute... Is this a legitimate news source? The world's pretty damn wacky now-days, but this seems a little extreme... =__=

look at you

[SnaFuBAR]

i used to live off of PCH :ohdear:

[SnaFuBAR]

this is IN-FUCKING-CREDIBLE!!!
You got Alex Jones'd
Rick Rolling is over, Jonesing is the new thing :snafubar:

[TVTyrant]

Yeah, its fake. The URL gives it away. Gotta admit, it had me going though xD

[Syuusuke]

Can't wait to catch this strain of zombie SIV.

[Ifafudafi]

You all got trolled so hard

Would've been hilarious if it happened, though.

[TVTyrant]

You all got trolled so hard

Would've been hilarious if it happened, though.
More like damn scary o_O

[Rook]

Zombies were always real? :confused:

[Aerowyn]

IT'S OKAY GUYS I PLAY LEFT4DEAD I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS DON'T PANIC

[AAA]

IT'S OKAY GUYS I PLAY LEFT4DEAD I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS DON'T PANIC

Oh, well I feel safe now. :rolleyes:

[Syuusuke]

Zoey zoey zoey zoey zoey zoey zoey!

[n00b1n8R]

I want to be in mech's group, he lasts a whole lot longer than you.
Only in bed. vOv

I'll take the snaf, he doesn't even need ammo, he can just crit a man to death (LOOK AT THE WASTED POL-*splode*)

[Sel]

Only in bed. vOv

I'll take the snaf, he doesn't even need ammo, he can just crit a man to death (LOOK AT THE WASTED POL-*splode*)

No. mech usually lasts about 3/4 of the way through the level, snaf hangs out in front of the farmhouse healing when a bunch of zombies come lol

[Mr Buckshot]

Well, looks like all the skills I honed in L4D will come in handy after all :P

[SnaFuBAR]

No. mech usually lasts about 3/4 of the way through the level, snaf hangs out in front of the farmhouse healing when a bunch of zombies come lol
i wasn't healing, i was getting pummeled by zombies because for whatever reason when i get hit from one direction i couldn't move in the opposite direction. idk fuck :(


I'll take the snaf, he doesn't even need ammo, he can just crit a man to death (LOOK AT THE WASTED POL-*splode*)
I deal in CRITical hits :snafubar:

[Mass]

I deal in CRITical hits :snafubar:
You mean Critiqual hits? :snafubar:

I dunno that joke is pretty lame either way

Also, at thread, swine flu is already laughable enough, why give it credence with a joke like this? It's already a joke.

[Corndogman]

IT'S OKAY GUYS I PLAY LEFT4DEAD I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS DON'T PANIC


"Don't worry guys I've got this. Hey wait, there's no left mouse button on this gun!?"

[=sw=warlord]

I deal in CRITical hits :snafubar:Attack its weak point for massive damage.

[rossmum]

i wasn't healing, i was getting pummeled by zombies because for whatever reason when i get hit from one direction i couldn't move in the opposite direction. idk fuck :(
'how to use right mouse'

[SnaFuBAR]

i couldn't move, bro. that included turning around to melee.

[rossmum]

so whack the ones in front, then behind, then the sides, and run

failing that if you have a molie, just drop it at your feet and take one for the team