Girls are gay

[blind]

Okay so this girl I haven't seen in three months invited me over today, right? Every single time I've seen her.. we fucked. This time, shes like "Oh my friends gonna be there, and we might be having people over to blaze"
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[BobtheGreatII]

How random. :v:

[Reaper Man]

STOP, do not trole.

[blind]

Like seriously I'm so mad atm. I should push her into a door

[Reaper Man]

There's no stopping this guy; I told him to not trole but he's troleing :phonegonk:

[blind]

ALL OF MY POSTS ARE 100% LEGIT. Seriously.

[Reaper Man]

Woah, ok sorry blind, it is I, who is, the trole, it seems,




,

[blind]

Apology accepted.

[mech]

Your threads suck dick, much like what's not happening between you and this girl.

[blind]

Your threads suck dick, much like what's not happening between you and this girl.
OH M GOD YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE
:mad:

[DrunkenSamus]

So what seems to be the problem? the dope? The fact that you're not fucking? Haven't seen her for three months and you WANT to fuck but you can't because of said friends and dope? ELABORATE.

[blind]

So what seems to be the problem? the dope? The fact that you're not fucking? Haven't seen her for three months and you WANT to fuck but you can't because of said friends and dope? ELABORATE.
The fact that everytime I see her, I bang her. and this time chances are destroyed because of her being a dumb cunt!! :hellface:

[InnerGoat]

y0 I added the :hellface: emot so your post makes sense

alright bye

[blind]

lmfao.
YES
:hellface: :hellface: :hellface:

[Stormwing]

http://www.modacity.net/forums/images/customavatars/avatar2402_18.gif
stick this on her head

[paladin]

Fuck her in front of her friends, assert your authority over her and make sure the other know that's shes your bitch. That or you could just pee on her to mark your territory.

[blind]

Fuck her in front of her friends, assert your authority over her and make sure the other know that's shes your bitch. That or you could just pee on her to mark your territory.
I'll just stick it in her butt and pee

[Rosco]

is this <3 one or is this a random

[blind]

is this <3 one or is this a random
teh random :cool:

[Rosco]

teh random :cool:

did you stick it in her pooper?

fake E: already in thread, kk


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Just fuck her the next day or just blame it on being drunk

[paladin]

THe pooper sucks. I did that once and my cock stunk for like a day./

[Jean-Luc]

The fuck is this thread?!:gonk:

[LlamaMaster]

A++ thread

:CN3089post:

[blind]

UGH
THE GIRL JUST TEXTED ME , SAID
"lol love you :)"
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHhhh

[TheGhost]

'the fuck

[Stormwing]

http://www.modacity.net/forums/images/customavatars/avatar2402_18.gif tbh

srsly wtf stop with the dumb gaems

[blind]

Im gonna hang out with this other girl who lives right near her after and do her instead.

[Rosco]

'the fuck

blind you gay?


LOL JK

Katana can do that

[paladin]

Fuck them both, at the same time. I bet theyll be down.

[SnaFuBAR]

OH M GOD YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE
:mad:
speaking of assholes, bet you're not getting any of those either :)


UGH
THE GIRL JUST TEXTED ME , SAID
"lol love you :)"
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHhhh
if you don't say the three words back you ain't getting any vag dude.

not like you're getting any this time anyways.

[paladin]

I think hes already admitted he prefers the anus.

butt hole: (o):party:

[blind]

speaking of assholes, bet you're not getting any of those either :)


if you don't say the three words back you ain't getting any vag dude.

not like you're getting any this time anyways.
Don't worry Snaffykins, I made plans with this other girl too and they live right by eachother ;)

[SnaFuBAR]

make sure the other girl hears her having a good time and gets jealous!

[paladin]

That doesnt always work... trust me.

[ExAm]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS ISN'T 4CHAN WHY IS EVERYONE DOING THIS OH GOD.

[Amit]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS ISN'T 4CHAN WHY IS EVERYONE DOING THIS OH GOD.

Nobody forced you in here.

[Cojafoji]

Sounds like she's found out about your case of the HIV, and is finally putting a stop to all that painful anal sex you forced on her...

[BobtheGreatII]

Oh, well I'm glad to see this thread has gone places since my first post in here.

:smug:

[RecycleBin]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f7/Trool.gif

Quit being so anal about your anal sex.

[LlamaMaster]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS ISN'T 4CHAN WHY IS EVERYONE DOING THIS OH GOD.
Protip: /b/ has been down for like a week now. The bullshit has to overflow somewhere!





























:ohdear:

[RecycleBin]

It's not like this is something new.

[DrunkenSamus]

Force her to go on the lemon diet and not eat anything for five days. She'll be peeing like a mofo and there will be absolutely NO shit in her pooper...just booty juice..STRAIGHT UP boots juice.

[DEElekgolo]

Girls are a pretty cool guy.

[t3h m00kz]

They bleed everywhere and doesn't afraid of anything.

[RecycleBin]

Women are like parking spaces, they're whores and lairs!

[DEElekgolo]

Tampons and boys and bras and myspace and ipods and shoes and love and emotions and looking cute oh my!

[AAA]

.....Why are you so pissed about not taking advantage of teh fuck for one night?

There's always tomorrow, right?

[kid908]

this thread is truly something. they invented a new idea and action called R-E-S-P-E-C-T....w8 that's not right, lets try again. R-A-P-E, there we go; rape her if u want to fuck her. also anal is very very bad for u =P both figuratively and literally.

[LlamaMaster]

There I was, an innocent bystander in my own house. I was going about my own business as usual, but then I started to get "the shoves." My anus puckered furiously in reaction to the sharp biological missile cramming against my moist inner wall. With great skill and dexterity I raced to the nearest porcelain fecal disposal unit. My mind was already preparing for the epic battle that was about to ensue. The placebo effect was intense, and my abdominal region began to loosen in preparation. But alas, the relief I was so desperately looking forward to was cut short of even beginning.

There was menstrual blood on my toilet seat! I nearly excavated my bowls on sight, but instead I was submerged in a overwhelming sense of disgust. What demonic cunt soiled my precious throne? It was just then that I remembered a horrifying fact, a realization that pierced deep into my mental stability. My sister was on her period, and it was a heavy flow day at that! This was no mere pube…no…this was unforgivable. Enraged, and seeking revenge, I set out to beat that whore senseless. I won’t get into the unintentionally erotic thrashing that soon followed, but it’s safe to say that it will never happen again. In fact, toilets are now completely out of the equation.

It was a triumph for men, and a noteworthy success. It would be hard to overstate my satisfaction.


No, that isn't copypasta

[Donut]

i was going to ask you what your issue is about getting mad because she didnt want to have sex, but then i realized that this thread is bullshit, so nvm.
E: also that ^ is the funniest shit i have read all day

[RecycleBin]

There I was, an innocent bystander in my own house. I was going about my own business as usual, but then I started to get "the shoves." My anus puckered furiously in reaction to the sharp biological missile cramming against my moist inner wall. With great skill and dexterity I raced to the nearest porcelain fecal disposal unit. My mind was already preparing for the epic battle that was about to ensue. The placebo effect was intense, and my abdominal region began to loosen in preparation. But alas, the relief I was so desperately looking forward to was cut short of even beginning.

There was menstrual blood on my toilet seat! I nearly excavated my bowls on sight, but instead I was submerged in a overwhelming sense of disgust. What demonic cunt soiled my precious throne? It was just then that I remembered a horrifying fact, a realization that pierced deep into my mental stability. My sister was on her period, and it was a heavy flow day at that! This was no mere pube…no…this was unforgivable. Enraged, and seeking revenge, I set out to beat that whore senseless. I won’t get into the unintentionally erotic thrashing that soon followed, but it’s safe to say that it will never happen again. In fact, toilets are now completely out of the equation.

It was a triumph for men, and a noteworthy success. It would be hard to overstate my satisfaction.


No, that isn't copypasta

:lmao::lmao:
That part was fucking ha-lair-e-us.

[Ifafudafi]

No, that isn't copypasta

It is now. :haw:

*goes to 4chan*

[Cagerrin]

I for one liked the end more, as it makes the entire thing a sick Portal joke in an utterly amusing manner.

[Reaper Man]

Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and live :eng101:

[Cortexian]

Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and live :eng101:
Trust isn't a requirement. Vag is a requirement.

[Reaper Man]

Trust isn't a requirement. Vag is a requirement.
Not only human females have vag's man, I don't wanna know what kinda tail you get :v:

[SnaFuBAR]

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3584/emotfaplargecb9.gif

[blind]

Wtf did you guys do to my thread...
didnt fuck the girl but she def wants me, ill keep you guys updated ;)

[Stormwing]

hey that's a nice story there Lla-

unintentionally erotic thrashing
what

[blind]

i was going to ask you what your issue is about getting mad because she didnt want to have sex, but then i realized that this thread is bullshit, so nvm.
E: also that ^ is the funniest shit i have read all day
What, its not bullshit. Legit this angered me all day. but I just got really stoned, weed is such a shitty drug lmao.

[El Lobo]

Oh I see what you did there Blind.

[Cortexian]

Not only human females have vag's man, I don't wanna know what kinda tail you get :v:
Do not trole!
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[paladin]

Personally, I go for the ear...

[n00b1n8R]

:ohdear:
:ohdear:

[BobtheGreatII]

:ohdear:
:ohdear:
Embedded sounds in my head!

[Cortexian]

:ohdear:
Embedded sounds in my head!
:ohdear:

[teh lag]

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