dude you're too picky with who you hook up with

[Atty]

naw man, girls are like pokemon, gotta catch 'em all

[Atty]

I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.

help

[TVTyrant]

How smart is said blonde?

[Atty]

smarter then both of me

[Atty]

i think i just met the girl of my dreams. someone made a serious statement about rape and she said "pish posh, i love surprise sex"

[BobtheGreatII]

Trust fund and great ass... just saying.

[n00b1n8R]

You're not after a permanent partner are you?
Go for the ho without the gag reflex (harder to find), you can easily dye blonde to red (or any other colour if you're weird like that).

[Atty]

guys i may or may not be wearing a cape right now.

hint: i am

oh and I told her it only looks small cause my balls are HUGE. she bought it lolin

[blind]

i think i just met the girl of my dreams. someone made a serious statement about rape and she said "pish posh, i love surprise sex"
this happened to my friend a few days ago.

[Amit]

i think i just met the girl of my dreams. someone made a serious statement about rape and she said "pish posh, i love surprise sex"

There it is. Get on that...literally. Surprise her. :lol:

[Sel]

haha

[RecycleBin]

Smells like a case of somnophilia.

[Kornman00]

i think i just met the girl of my dreams. someone made a serious statement about rape and she said "pish posh, i love surprise sex"
Copy (http://209.85.129.132/search?q=cache:2XdVJSEnDxoJ:twitter.com/happeelee+pish+posh,+i+love+surprise+sex&cd=3&hl=en&ct=clnk)
Cat (http://209.85.129.132/search?q=cache:B4PZgfLKhrAJ:twitter.com/ashleyleighton+pish+posh,+i+love+surprise+sex&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk)

Atty can't tell real life from the internet guys :mysterysolved:. Must be from all that porn he downloads :smug:

[kid908]

I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.

help

That's always the problem; do i want blond or do i want brunette. Describe them both to me in extremely fine detail and i will make an appropriate decision on what you described (remember a picture is 1000 words and 2 is 2000 if you don't want to write/type).

[blind]

I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.

help
noodz or GTFO

[Rob Oplawar]

i can't possibly be the first to say: BOTH

[English Mobster]

BOTH.

Wait, damn. Rob beat me to it.

[rossmum]

brunette supremacy

[n00b1n8R]

brunette supremacy
You misspelled red there brosef

[Heathen]

I cant pick out of a strawberry blonde who is hella smart and tall as fuck, a brunette (A) who is hella smart and short, or another brunette (B) that is slightly taller and just as smart.

here's the catch.
I don't date girls older than me and I'd have to work harder for brunette A.
Brunette A and B are sisters, B being the younger at 14 years old. The Strawberry blonde is JUST TURNING 13 but she is hella smart and cute. The older brunette is 17. I'm 16 but I'd let her slide.

I have gotten a little intimate with A, and I know the blonde likes me. I like B and she is hella cool but idc.

I think I am just gonna string 'em all along for a while until one of THEM makes the jump first.

[Jean-Luc]

B being the younger at 14 years old...JUST TURNING 13

SIR :gonk:

[Corndogman]

Yeah.... the 13 year old is just not acceptable. The 14 year old is okay in my eyes, but some may disagree.

Just go by this rule: take your age /2 + 7. That's the age that your allowed to date as low as. Though if your 16, its okay to date 14 imo.

[n00b1n8R]

I cant pick out of a strawberry blonde who is hella smart and tall as fuck, a brunette (A) who is hella smart and short, or another brunette (B) that is slightly taller and just as smart.

here's the catch.
I don't date girls older than me and I'd have to work harder for brunette A.
Brunette A and B are sisters, B being the younger at 14 years old. The Strawberry blonde is JUST TURNING 13 but she is hella smart and cute. The older brunette is 17. I'm 16 but I'd let her slide.
I'm 16 and I wouldn't go out with a 14 (let alone 13) yr old.
Go for the strawberry blonde one obviously (no pedo and there's some red in it)

~ranga supremacy~

[rossmum]

You misspelled red there brosef
(natural) redheads are pretty nice but brunettes are the best.

ever.

[n00b1n8R]

(natural) redheads are pretty nice but brunettes are the best.

ever.
:ohdear:

[Hotrod]

Honestly, I don't really see the difference in what hair colour a girl has, I care more about who they are more than anything. Just go with whoever feels like the right choice to you.

[Phobias]

(natural) redheads are pretty nice but brunettes are the best.

ever.


Just thought I'd remind everyone.

[Bodzilla]

Honestly, I don't really see the difference in what hair colour a girl has, I care more about who they are more than anything. Just go with whoever feels like the right choice to you.
They're all pink on the inside vOv

(smart chicks with a good sense of humor for the win)
((also singers))

[rossmum]

Yes. Singers (real ones, unlike my sister). And dancers.

With a sense of humour. And a personality, not like these generic scene whores or manufactured pop stars with no genuine talent and not even a totally genuine figure.

And brown hair and blue or green eyes. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-swoon.gif

[Llama Juice]

The Strawberry blonde is JUST TURNING 13 but she is hella smart and cute. The older brunette is 17. I'm 16 but I'd let her slide.

Gotta get to em before the hair does.

[n00b1n8R]

Just thought I'd remind everyone.
Oh jesus I think they're multiplying :ohdear:

[Bodzilla]

Yes. Singers (real ones, unlike my sister). And dancers.

With a sense of humour. And a personality, not like these generic scene whores or manufactured pop stars with no genuine talent and not even a totally genuine figure.

And brown hair and blue or green eyes. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-swoon.gif
Brown hair is lame.

LAME.
it's the colour of poo for christ sakes (i dont like blonds though)
It's all about what they can pull off.
Some chicks just fucking own with their hair colour so i aint real picky.

But blue eyes, green eyes ftw <33
(gunna get blue contacts one day, i just cant justify them atm

[n00b1n8R]

dyed ranga brown eyes half a foot shorter (who isn't compared to me :downs:), vocational
But jesus fuck, she's awesome.

vOv

[rossmum]

Brown hair is lame.

LAME.
it's the colour of poo for christ sakes (i dont like blonds though)
It's all about what they can pull off.
Some chicks just fucking own with their hair colour so i aint real picky.

But blue eyes, green eyes ftw <33
(gunna get blue contacts one day, i just cant justify them atm
So what do you propose, green with pink polka-dots? I like the blacker or redder end of the browns rather than just straight brown, but I don't see what's so terrible about it. I usually go for fair-skinned chicks (I don't see what's so impressive about extreme tans) so it's a perfect contrast.

There's nothing to stop me deciding I like someone who's blonde, but it's generally not what I go for. If I were to list every girl I've ever fallen for, I can guarantee you that at least 80% were brunettes.

[Sel]

Brown hair is lame.

LAME.
it's the colour of poo for christ sakes


So by that rationale you also hate black people?

ok cool :downs:

[mech]

Zilla why :mech3:

[blind]

Im dating a blonde atm :)

[Corndogman]

I usually go for fair-skinned chicks (I don't see what's so impressive about extreme tans) so it's a perfect contrast.

this post am agree.

Natural beauty>Fake whores fresh out of the tanning salon.

[Heathen]

SIR :gonk:
Well I am only 16. When I am 21 she will be 18.
Its not uncommon for a senior to date a freshman...thats what we will be next year.

Yeah.... the 13 year old is just not acceptable. The 14 year old is okay in my eyes, but some may disagree.

Just go by this rule: take your age /2 + 7. That's the age that your allowed to date as low as. Though if your 16, its okay to date 14 imo.
Again, I am 16.

I'm 16 and I wouldn't go out with a 14 (let alone 13) yr old.
Go for the strawberry blonde one obviously (no pedo and there's some red in it)

~ranga supremacy~

The Strawberry Blonde IS the 13 year old.

Honestly, I don't really see the difference in what hair colour a girl has, I care more about who they are more than anything. Just go with whoever feels like the right choice to you.
Its not the difference. But its a short description to describe them. The issue is really more age.

And also, if I described how smart, pretty, blablabla each one was I'd end up with a longpost.