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Segnaro
May 19th, 2009, 11:32 AM
http://www.bakersfield.com/news/local/x339729128/Bakersfield-dad-accused-of-biting-out-sons-eye

Some metal band should write a song about it. So metal.
hobojoe
May 19th, 2009, 01:04 PM
PCP Makes you do strange things.:shocked:
Pyong Kawaguchi
May 19th, 2009, 01:10 PM
poor kid.
Llama Juice
May 19th, 2009, 01:35 PM
This... just...

There's always some new psycho out there.... and... this guy just...

Are there really words for this?

I agree about the song though, I'm waiting for it.
Rosco
May 19th, 2009, 01:59 PM
what the christ?

and I hate to admit you got some idea there oj :|
Phopojijo
May 19th, 2009, 03:08 PM
http://www.bakersfield.com/news/local/x339729128/Bakersfield-dad-accused-of-biting-out-sons-eye

Some metal band should write a song about it. So metal.
All we want to do is eat your brains...

We're not unreasonable... I mean... no-one's gonna eat your eyes.

All we want to do is eat your brains...

We're at an impass here... maybe we should compromise:

If you open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains.
Heathen
May 19th, 2009, 03:58 PM
Lol, thats pretty cool.
Phopojijo
May 19th, 2009, 04:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egyIlu8Izo4 It's Joco...
Needles
May 19th, 2009, 06:20 PM
Lol, thats pretty cool.

But it must suck for the kid. Jesus, only 4 years old and he might be blind for the rest of his life.
Corndogman
May 19th, 2009, 07:48 PM
Might be? He's got no fucking eyes!
Disaster
May 19th, 2009, 07:55 PM
:ohdear:
BobtheGreatII
May 19th, 2009, 07:58 PM
Doctors at Mercy Hospital...Yeah...
The only obvious answer is to assume he was a zombie. :ohdear:

Also... that's seriously messed up... especially the ax part.
cheezdue
May 19th, 2009, 08:03 PM
Might be? He's got no fucking eyes!

Doesn't he have one eye left?

Anyway poor kid.:fail:
Pyong Kawaguchi
May 19th, 2009, 08:22 PM
He has most of one eye left, it is damaged, possibly repairable though.
Con
May 19th, 2009, 11:27 PM
CPS officials say there has to pretty much be serious physical abuse -- major bruises or broken bones -- before a child is taken away from his parents automatically.
I can't believe this kid still has to live with this monster. Eye-eating is serious physical abuse in my books.
rossmum
May 19th, 2009, 11:29 PM
I think they mean that's why he wasn't removed in the first place, they'd have to take him now
Con
May 19th, 2009, 11:52 PM
oh, reread it. Still a shame though that this kid has to grow up like that. Growing up knowing your dad ate your eyes...wtf.
Mr Buckshot
May 20th, 2009, 12:34 AM
I can't believe this kid still has to live with this monster. Eye-eating is serious physical abuse in my books.

Agreed, the kid and the father should be as far away from each other as possible. I've heard of many gruesome cases of bodily mutilation, but never a case of someone biting off another's eyes. Freaky.
LesserOf2Evils
May 20th, 2009, 02:09 AM
I say the kid is taken somewhere else and then the Dad is shot, preferably more than once.
n00b1n8R
May 20th, 2009, 02:44 AM
om nom nom~
Hotrod
May 20th, 2009, 06:47 AM
Holy shit, that's disturbing...and all I can think about right now is "I wonder what eyes taste like?"

I am disturbed :(
Heathen
May 20th, 2009, 07:29 AM
any pics?
rossmum
May 20th, 2009, 07:30 AM
Holy shit, that's disturbing...and all I can think about right now is "I wonder what eyes taste like?"

I am disturbed :(
Go to the butcher's, buy some cows'/sheeps' eyes, and find out.

Apparently there are people out there who eat them.
RecycleBin
May 20th, 2009, 07:37 AM
http://forums.majorgeeks.com/images/smilies/puke.gif

That is one of the most vile things i have ever heard.
Hotrod
May 20th, 2009, 03:54 PM
Go to the butcher's, buy some cows'/sheeps' eyes, and find out.

Apparently there are people out there who eat them.
Actually, now that I'm fully awake, I don't feel like knowing what they taste like...not in the least bit.
Heathen
May 20th, 2009, 04:02 PM
http://forums.majorgeeks.com/images/smilies/puke.gif

That is one of the most vile things i have ever heard.

How long have you been having the internet?
n00b1n8R
May 20th, 2009, 04:14 PM
Go to the butcher's, buy some cows'/sheeps' eyes, and find out.

Apparently there are people out there who eat them.
P sure they get used in dog food, chum and highschool biology disections.
They stink something awful (though the retina looks really pretty :-3).
rossmum
May 20th, 2009, 08:19 PM
The only eyes I've ever dissected were fish eyes, so the smell of fish kind of masked the smell of eyeball.

It was pretty cool, we found out our fish was half-blind. One of his eyes was foggy and inside it there was this solid thing about the size and shape of a marble, looked like it was made of frosted glass.
RecycleBin
May 20th, 2009, 08:37 PM
How long have you been having the internet?

Heard, not seen.