Fuck Alcohol

[blind]

So I went to my girlfriends house on Tuesday night, stayed over had a good time. The next day.. we decide to go to 'Sex toy bingo' at the college, seemed like a good idea. We picked vodka to drink. She had a few beers in her fridge so I quickly guzzled those down, then moved onto Screwdrivers. I was feeling pretty good, not really that drunk. Then we moved onto bong tokes. I was zoning SO much, like I couldn't believe it. Then it hit me.

I hadn't eaten ANYTHING in more than 24 hours.

I knew the night wasn't going to end well. We kept drinking and drinking, ended up polishing off a 26. Mixing strong drinks (approx 3 shots) I had about 4-5 glasses. I was FUCKED out of my mind. I decided that I needed to be introduced to the toilet.

I woke up about 2 hours later at 11, I hadn't thrown up but I had drooled quite a bit. I took a much needed piss and then ventured downstairs.
All the lights were off, and I had no idea if she was even still home. I slowly make my way down to the couch and find her half passed out. Before waking her up, I went to the kitchen and checked the cupboards for food, there was absolutely nothing to eat.

But I did find more vodka. 3 shots later I went back to the couch and woke her up, We started touching and stuff and ended up in her bed. Holy shit I was drunk and starving at this point. We fucked, and I ended up running out of steam before I blew so I have mad blue balls right now, but I digress.
We went back downstairs and started calling people looking for pizza, we settled on Pizza Pizza and I went to town on it, devouring it voraciously and without remorse.

I was sobering up. Well shit, I thought I saw some Malibu in her freezer earlier but I wasn't entirely sure. I sat there looking at the last slice of pizza for around 2 minutes when she sat down beside me holding the Malibu and a jug full of Kool-Aid.

Fuck.

The last thing I remember is the horribly sweet taste of coconut Malibu mixed with orange Kool-Aid shit. I did not throw up the entire night, nor in the morning. What an accomplishment!

The moral of this story is, alcohol is not a good choice for a Wednesday night. Children if you have any respect for me at all please take my advice and DO NOT DRINK DURING THE WEEK, especially on an empty stomach! I could have also stolen her laptop and snuck on modacity but it was missing both the A and the S keys so I figured it would have been too difficult to illustrate my fantastically profound story.

[RecycleBin]

lol

Yay! Another one of Blinds stories!

I vow, never will I drink.

[Sel]

blind, thank you for saving my childhood

[Inferno]

Fuck you and your title stealing :mad:

[RecycleBin]

Fuck titles.

[blind]

This actually happened too, this isn't me being a happy go lucky fucker.

[cheezdue]

How many more of these "fuck" threads are we going to have?

Anyways, great story. I'll keep this in mind.

[Limited]

You mixed beer and vodka. Fool.

You only live once, why not have a blast? That was my mentality till I nearly had to have my stomach pumped. I havent been drinking much lately, I keep getting kicked out of clubs. I end up having to go to the bathroom to hurl, usually dont, just spit in the toilet alot. Bouncer knocks on the door and I end up getting "asked to leave".

Moral of story, know when to say enough is enough.

[blind]

How many more of these "fuck" threads are we going to have?

Anyways, great story. I'll keep this in mind.
I guess I subconsciously named the thread this way, I didn't do it on purpose.

You mixed beer and vodka. Fool.

You only live once, why not have a blast? That was my mentality till I nearly had to have my stomach pumped. I havent been drinking much lately, I keep getting kicked out of clubs. I end up having to go to the bathroom to hurl, usually dont, just spit in the toilet alot. Bouncer knocks on the door and I end up getting "asked to leave".

Moral of story, know when to say enough is enough.
I mix whatever I want. and theres no point in drinking if you cut yourself off.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

I love blind's stories.
Moar plz.

[Limited]

I guess I subconsciously named the thread this way, I didn't do it on purpose.

I mix whatever I want. and theres no point in drinking if you cut yourself off.
It explains why you were feeling like shit. Not mixing would have meant you could have drank more and had better sex.

[blind]

It explains why you were feeling like shit. Not mixing would have meant you could have drank more and had better sex.
I've done it before.. lol and no problems. The reason I had this shitshow was because I had no food in my system ;)

[Heathen]

bs
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I'd imagine you got the bad alcohol squirts.

[mech]

Blind you have to be careful, in your drunken drugged up states the woman your brain believes it's fucking might actually be a man!

And that would make you gay!

[Heathen]

besides, whats the point in fucking drunk?

you cant operate a camcorder for shit.

[TheGhost]

Why "fuck alcohol"? Sounds like an awesome night.

[blind]

Why "fuck alcohol"? Sounds like an awesome night.
Because today I feel like there are tiny bugs eating away at my small intestine.

besides, whats the point in fucking drunk?

you cant operate a camcorder for shit.
Its called a tripod ;)

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I'd imagine you got the bad alcohol squirts.
Actually not so bad, I dunno why lol.

[Heathen]

Because today I feel like there are tiny bugs eating away at my small intestine.

Its called a tripod ;)

Actually not so bad, I dunno why lol.
Lucky.

And yeah, but you miss all the POV angles and that awesome balls/anus angle.

[ICEE]

get a blog

[Heathen]

and then copy the posts from your blog here.

[blind]

what is a suitable website to blog upon :?

[Heathen]

why not blogger (http://www.blogger.com/)?
its simple and organized.
And if you use flock (http://www.flock.com/) you can just use the blog tool (http://www.flock.com/user-guide/2.5/advblog.html).

Fuck that was a great post.

[blind]

http://wootwootryan.blogspot.com/

[sdavis117]

Whatever happened to Modacity member blogs?

[FreedomFighter7]

You guys are terrible, TERRIBLE, role models.

[Heathen]

You guys are terrible, TERRIBLE, role models.
you would model yourself after some clown on the internet?
Because I definitely wasn't trying to be a role model.

Why would you want a role model anyways?

Be independent.

word.

[Heathen]

http://wootwootryan.blogspot.com/
Subscribed via RSS via Flock.

Are you using flock?
Its a great firefox based browser /plug

[blind]

you would model yourself after some clown on the internet?
Because I definitely wasn't trying to be a role model.

Why would you want a role model anyways?

Be independent.

word.
did... did you just call me a clown? :hellface:
But yeah I am the greatest role model

[ICEE]

and then copy the posts from your blog here.

Yes, good idea! but I think i have an even better alternative, lets not do that. :cool:

Seriously though blind, your stories are entertaining, but the threads are kind of cluttering.

[Heathen]

Yes, good idea! but I think i have an even better alternative, lets not do that. :cool:

Seriously though blind, your stories are entertaining, but the threads are kind of cluttering.
I get what you are saying, but cluttering what? Its not like we are short on space or anything. And you can find your topic you are looking for farely easily.

I don't see the danger.

E: and I am not starting a pissing contest clad, I was just saying, as were you.

[PlasbianX]

So I went to my girlfriends .... :words:

I sensed bullshit right after this point.

[blind]

Yes, good idea! but I think i have an even better alternative, lets not do that. :cool:

Seriously though blind, your stories are entertaining, but the threads are kind of cluttering.
Seriously though, do you not have enough room for laughs?

ps lesbianx i'm actually a really nice guy irl i just love fucking with you guys it gets my jollies off

[ICEE]

I get what you are saying, but cluttering what? Its not like we are short on space or anything. And you can find your topic you are looking for farely easily.

I don't see the danger.

E: and I am not starting a pissing contest clad, I was just saying, as were you.

I just mean there's quite a lot of them, and if everyone posted their stories like blind does then there'd be quite a lot of clutter. I'm just thinking ahead here. User blogs would be very cool, especially because all of modacity loves each other so much :p


Seriously though, do you not have enough room for laughs?


Sir my laughs and chuckles are of such high volume and velocity that it would take many a terabyte to contain their glory.

[Heathen]

I just mean there's quite a lot of them, and if everyone posted their stories like blind does then there'd be quite a lot of clutter. I'm just thinking ahead here. User blogs would be very cool, especially because all of modacity loves each other so much :p




Sir my laughs and chuckles are of such high volume and velocity that it would take many a terabyte to contain their glory.
I fully agree about user blogs. And make them RSSable.

[sdavis117]

As I said before, I believe Modacity use to have user blogs.

[Heathen]

As I said before, I believe Modacity use to have user blogs.
Nope, dont think so.

I think the idea was just tossed around and eventually got forgotten.

[blind]

I just mean there's quite a lot of them, and if everyone posted their stories like blind does then there'd be quite a lot of clutter. I'm just thinking ahead here. User blogs would be very cool, especially because all of modacity loves each other so much :p




Sir my laughs and chuckles are of such high volume and velocity that it would take many a terabyte to contain their glory.
nobody would haev as good stories as me~

and i lol'd irl at that second part :):)

[Mass]

I let myself throw up because I honestly think it's more pleasant than a hangover...

That being said, there are few hangovers that a few bong hits and a pot of coffee can't cure.



Also, enjoy those blueballs, bre.

[sdavis117]

Nope, dont think so.

I think the idea was just tossed around and eventually got forgotten.

No, if I remember right, the system was actually put in place, and some of the older members were given their own blogs.

This was in the early days of Modacity if I remember right, maybe even the announcement of the change from H2Vista to Modacity.

Fake Edit: It was. (http://www.modacity.net/forums/showthread.php?t=9176)

[Rosco]

Yo blind I get drunk in the week sometimes, you're just a noob at it, I promise you, spending a night in a hot tub is good, but you're pretty startled when you realise where you are =p

Good job not throwing up tho, if you did you woulda just puked up whatever you drinked :p

[Heathen]

No, if I remember right, the system was actually put in place, and some of the older members were given their own blogs.

This was in the early days of Modacity if I remember right, maybe even the announcement of the change from H2Vista to Modacity.

Fake Edit: It was. (http://www.modacity.net/forums/showthread.php?t=9176)
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[Random]

light weight ...

[Heathen]

oooh, snap.

you gonna take that?

Dont be a pussy ]/

[Angatar]

nobody would haev as good stories as me~

and i lol'd irl at that second part :):)
I have some pretty sick stories... They're terribly long though.

[paladin]

I love beer. Beer and chicken is the best dinner. The thought that I can enjoy a nice beer and chicken in the evening is what gets me through work.

[cheezdue]

did... did you just call me a clown? :hellface:
But yeah I am the greatest role model

Get drunk, fuck bitches.
My kind of role model.:cool:

[blind]

light weight ...
Not at all, I just cannot drink at ALL on an empty stomach man. I don't know why, if I have no food in me my body just shuts down.

and I wish I threw up but I didn't wanna force myself to, plus the girlfran had no coffee, food, anything at her house so I couldn't have a happy hangover. I still feel like shit now.

[Heathen]

I have some pretty sick stories... They're terribly long though.
Better than the fishy stump? See my status.

[rossmum]

You guys are terrible, TERRIBLE, role models.
Anyone who's truly that impressionable is probably going to get themselves removed from the gene pool sooner or later, may as well make it sooner.

I don't really have any awesome drunk stories... we did have that party I posted about but that was about it, other than that it was just a case of get a bit out of it, invite some friends over, and chill. I went clubbing a grand total of once and it was only through my housemate's forethought in bringing more than twice our taxi fare that we got home at all (I only had small change on me, which I soon found out wasn't even enough for a single drink - he bought me a few rounds though). I generally don't get hugely drunk to the point of vomiting, about the time I get legless I lose the will to get any more.

(Where's Inferno? GUYS I WAS DRUNK LOL HOLY SHIT!!!)

[MetKiller Joe]

nobody would haev as good stories as me~


Yours have sex :).

As for stories, I wish. I could tell them

[Heathen]

Anyone who's truly that impressionable is probably going to get themselves removed from the gene pool sooner or later, may as well make it sooner.

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