Modaclycopedia.

[Chainsy]

I am taking a huge risk here, as if this thread is done right, will be something awesome to go through, but if done wrong it will be a clusterfuck of shit posts.
So, here is my proposed idea.
In this thread, modacity members post nuggets of knowledge they have learned over time, they can be about anything, to a degree and can involve real life or internets, ect.
Now here's the hard part, rules.
- Knowledge posts can be funny to a degree, but they really have to teach a lesson that will stick.
- No racism
- No copy pasta or linking, must be in your own words
- No arguing over opinions or what knowledge you believe is wrong, just post what you believe and go on, though discussion and laughing are allowed
- Only one knowledge nugget per post, try to make it short as possible as we want it to be easily read and not tl;dr

So here you have it, lets see if this experiment will work, or fall flat on it's face. I'll go first.

Do not drink beer if you are thirsty, you will drink it ridiculously fast and will become all the closer to being smashed. I tend to drink slow, allows more beer and less drunk. Also I use beer as a chaser. This of course, is aiming if you do not want to get smashed and possibly fucked up or fuck someone else up.

Your turn. Go.

[DEElekgolo]

Flipping the green channel in a normal map = :)

[Reaper Man]

If you have muscle pains (pulled muscle, cramp, etc) on your upper leg, it's not worth it to use a muscle pain reliever like bengay, especially if it's on the inside of your thighs. If that shit gets on your balls, you're in for one hell of a shock.

So, live with the muscle pain, unless you want more. Massage that shit instead.

Let's just say I woke up, yelled "HOLY SHIT" and ran into the shower when I made this mistake.

[n00b1n8R]

Grow some fucking balls and ask her out.
Shit's fun bro.

Also, bengay + your balls = jizzing in your pants for a week

[Reaper Man]

Grow some fucking balls and ask her out.
Shit's fun bro.
Agreed. And even if she says no, it's better than obsessing over what-if situations and not asking her out, you'll just be causing yourself needless stress. If she says no, so be it. Move the fuck on.

[itszutak]

Be cool, stay in school :downs:

-Seriously, get good grades and stay in school. You'll be more likely to succeed in the real world.

-Just because it costs more DOES NOT mean that it is better. This applies to nearly EVERYTHING.

-Inversely, just because it's cheap does not mean you should rely on it.

-Take everything with some degree of moderation. Extremes are rarely a good thing.

-Be flexible.

-Be polite.

-Be efficient.

-Have a plan to kill everyone you meetdon't kill people there's a law against it plus its bad

[n00b1n8R]

Nobody can outsmart bullet
Don't mess with a drunk black Scottish cyclops
You best hope it's not pointed at you
That's why it's called a zoo
Sun shines, birds fly and brotha? He hurts people
See itszutak's post
Pro's roll spy

[ThePlague]

Don't listen to people that try to put you down, you'll never get anywhere in life if you do.
Ask the damn girl out, because it doesn't hurt to know.
Always look toward the future, the past has past.
Never dwell on the past, it gets you no where.
Life is better then death, so don't try to kill yourself.

That's about all I got right now :p

[Reaper Man]

-Just because it costs more DOES NOT mean that it is better. This applies to nearly EVERYTHING.

Camera equipment; you get what you pay for, so I'm pretty much broke. :phonegonk:

[Syuusuke]

Same here.

If you're short on money, go for the used stuff, they are usually still good (Unless they owner specifies otherwise).

[flibitijibibo]

If you can't do the whole good grades thing mentioned earlier, get to know as many people as you can. Anywhere. I found that despite having shit grades, knowing several professors and directors at FSU helped get a good word in for me, and thus, getting accepted with a scholarship.

Also, be a packrat with all of your work (with the exception of unused member accounts... jcap), because eventually, someone will ask for it.

[mech]

Use a condom. Don't got one? Stick your dick in her mouth.

[Reaper Man]

Use a condom. Don't got one? Stick your dick in her mouth.
Or in her pooper.

[Rob Oplawar]

Best nugget of wisdom I know:
Everything will be okay.

[ICEE]

Trying to help people change their ways backfires every time. Even if it works, you will regret it.

[kid908]

schools are freaking scary shit at night. stay in school but not 24/7 b/c you're going to piss your pants when you're in an empty dark hallway at night with echoes/shadows at every corner and NEVER EVER BE A TEACHER; it doesn't pay enough to chase kids to the correct path, you'll end up killing one of them someday.

[Napalm]

Don't touch your balls after eating a habanero.

stay the shit away from too much habanero cheese, cause your asshole will be burning when you shit.

[ThePlague]

Same with Hot cheetos :gonk:

[L0d3x]

schools are freaking scary shit at night. stay in school but not 24/7 b/c you're going to piss your pants when you're in an empty dark hallway at night with echoes/shadows at every corner and NEVER EVER BE A TEACHER; it doesn't pay enough to chase kids to the correct path, you'll end up killing one of them someday.

Being a teacher has got to be a dreamjob actually. You get so much vacation, it's not really that hard (if you're not shy in front of a bunch of teenagers), and it pays enough for a basic life.

It would be my second choice as a profession.

[Heathen]

Don't take shit from people.
They are too pussy to fight anyways.
And if they do, stab them.

[Rob Oplawar]

Never eat chicken wings when there isn't somebody around to perform the Heimlich Maneuver.

(interesting, I just discovered my Firefox is using the UK English dictionary instead of US English... it wants me to spell it "manoeuvre." WTF is with you Brits and your extra letters?)

[StankBacon]

rofl

[Angatar]

Never, ever, EVER, have sex with a zombie.

[Heathen]

Trying to help people change their ways backfires every time. Even if it works, you will regret it.
this x1000

[thehoodedsmack]

The (Canadian) government is run by rich white men for the benefit of rich white men.

School's a joke.

If you're living out the hope of going to school, getting a job, and working until you retire, you're already dead.

Conflict theory is best sociological theory.

[Dwood]

Converting to Poly is 1000x better than converting to editable mesh. Just grab, press shift, and drag. :)

Have faith in humanity for a little longer. If you lose it, there's no one to trust, now is there?

[nooBBooze]

Don't take words too seriously.


OXYMORON TIEM

[Jelly]

If the Ubuntu LiveCD boots into BusyBox mode after the Ubuntu logo appears, and you're using a USB device to boot it, wait until the Ubuntu loading logo appears, unplug the device, then immediately plug it back in.

[ICEE]

Recipe for delicious drink that turned out to be a laxative of the abyss


ice
hot chocolate powder (1 -2 packets)
thinly sliced banana, possibly only half the banana depending on size
2 metric globs of peanut butter
milk
pure toddy

you will enjoy the taste (if you like PB), but it wont stay in you for long. Or anything else.


Found that one out at work :phonegonk: