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DaneO'Roo
April 2nd, 2007, 07:09 AM
Some examples:

1) That's not right .......................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.......... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.............................. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ................................ Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? .............. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .......... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift ............... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ......... Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone ................ No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile .......... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ........... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ....................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

No racial offences were meant, unless you take it that way.

Apparently this is old, but whatever.

k4is3rxkh40s
April 2nd, 2007, 08:20 AM
Some examples:

1) That's not right .......................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.......... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.............................. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ................................ Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? .............. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .......... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift ............... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ......... Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone ................ No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile .......... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ........... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ....................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

No racial offences were meant, unless you take it that way.

Apparently this is old, but whatever.

Lmao.

Master Chief
April 2nd, 2007, 08:32 AM
LOL!!


ok, i already saw this, but it's been a long while since i last saw it, so either way, LOL!! :P

Hurrvish
April 2nd, 2007, 10:18 AM
http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/lrnchineseeasy.gif

legionaire45
April 2nd, 2007, 01:44 PM
http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/lrnchineseeasy.gif
Someone get the pitchforks out, hes been to EBAUMSWORLD!

Teroh
April 2nd, 2007, 01:46 PM
Someone get the pitchforks out, hes been to EBAUMSWORLD!
Go get them yourself, lazyass.

legionaire45
April 2nd, 2007, 01:48 PM
Go get them yourself, lazyass.
YOU HURT MY FEALINGS ON THE INTERNET >=(

Elite Killa
April 2nd, 2007, 01:56 PM
YOU HURT MY FEALINGS ON THE INTERNET >=(
Fa Kin Su Pa, Yu Stin Ki Pu...

Sum Ting Wong...

Neuro Guro
April 2nd, 2007, 04:02 PM
http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/lrnchineseeasy.gif

Please remove that image. This is a non-faggotry forum , thank you.

DaneO'Roo
April 2nd, 2007, 07:37 PM
^ clearly not, because your here D:

hai neuro :P

Emmzee
April 2nd, 2007, 07:43 PM
I don't get it.

Roostervier
April 2nd, 2007, 07:59 PM
Which part? =p Pretty funny, I had heard some of those.

legionaire45
April 2nd, 2007, 08:04 PM
Ive known about that image since before Ebaums stoled it.

Stealth
April 2nd, 2007, 10:08 PM
I can speak chinese, I just drop pots and pans down the stares or is that how they name their kids?

Con
April 2nd, 2007, 10:36 PM
lol, I've never seeb that before. Fu Khin awh sum

rossmum
April 2nd, 2007, 11:45 PM
I can speak chinese, I just drop pots and pans down the stares or is that how they name their kids?
Isn't that getting... you know, a little bit racist? Way to take the joke too far. :rolleyes:

But yeah, pretty funny. Kinda like that EU English email that's been around a couple of times.

Btd69
April 3rd, 2007, 05:19 AM
I can speak chinese, I just drop pots and pans down the stares or is that how they name their kids?
Shouldn't you be off wristing yourself?

Bodzilla
April 3rd, 2007, 06:46 AM
^ROFL 3 OWNaGE POSTS IN A ROW BTD...


dam rep system i can only rep u for 1 :mad:

Stealth
April 3rd, 2007, 05:09 PM
Shouldn't you be off wristing yourself?
No, I should be out riding my moter bike, and getting some freash air now that it's spring, but I need to do a carb job on it, and get it working again. >.>
any ways, what was the true point of this thread.

Emmzee
April 3rd, 2007, 05:21 PM
Hey, I just got it!

Not funny.

Pooky
April 8th, 2007, 01:12 PM
Shouldn't I be off wristing myself?

QFT

Also, funny.

Neuro Guro
April 8th, 2007, 02:55 PM
^ clearly not, because your here D:

hai neuro :P

Clearly you posted a image with a ebaum's world tag on it.

Don't try to deny it.

LlamaMaster
April 8th, 2007, 03:04 PM
Old; mildly funny.

Xehsin
April 8th, 2007, 03:13 PM
LMAO, funny stuff. :lol:

VoRLiN
April 9th, 2007, 01:56 AM
http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/lrnchineseeasy.gif
some kid who failed gr 9 in my english class showed that to my teacher. Hillarious results

Spnkr
April 9th, 2007, 06:28 AM
some kid who failed gr 9 in my english class showed that to my teacher. Hillarious results

Elaborate. Now :D .

mR_r0b0to
April 9th, 2007, 06:43 AM
lol...

enhanced image:
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/7193/lolchinaai9.jpg

Hurrvish
April 9th, 2007, 10:03 AM
what does that say in chinese anyways?

Dole
April 9th, 2007, 12:20 PM
Fook-Yu

mR_r0b0to
April 9th, 2007, 07:02 PM
lol... it's not chinese at all...

Spnkr
April 9th, 2007, 07:44 PM
Actually, one of the characters resembles the Chinese character for tree, or man... not sure.

ExAm
April 12th, 2007, 02:47 AM
http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/lrnchineseeasy.gif
My dad has that on a little wooden sign, but on the bottom it says "ancient chinese birth control method", and there's a mock picture of Confucius on the other side.