Fess up gentlemen.

[klange]

Am I the only one not legally able to own a gun yet?
Apparently.
But my only weapon is a green laser pointer. That's right, three seconds aimed at your eye and you lose your sight, bitch.

e: Haha, scored another newpage.

[RecycleBin]

What? I don't get a gun pointed at me?

[p0lar_bear]

What? I don't get a gun pointed at me?

You're not worth the effort or jail time.

:realsmug:

[RecycleBin]

You're not worth the effort or jail time.

:(

[Cortexian]

You're not worth the effort or jail time.
Adminowned.

[klange]

:(
Don't worry. Not much is worth the jail time.

[kid908]

omfg TheGhost is watching US!!!! everyone look at him so he can't move

[klange]

omfg TheGhost is watching US!!!! everyone look at him so he can't move
Maybe if enough people look at him, he'll disappear like a devicemachine in Halo 2 :O

[RecycleBin]

omfg TheGhost is watching US!!!! everyone look at him so he can't move

You're thinking of Mario Brothers. He's a Pac-Man ghost not a Boo.

[ExAm]

Orange Country is a real place? Ha I thought it was made up for that TV show.

Also snaf is officially the forum stalker I question his motives as to why he really comes here.
There are two Orange Counties, actually. One in California and one in New York.

[kid908]

also the fact that snaf is afro-american. does that mean we're on some greater list than a list of stalking? and is the sign just a test? -no offense is intended; only a joke.

[klange]

The sign was a test of a new Internet messaging protocol called IPoRLSignage. It was a smashing success, obviously the packet made it through.

[TheGhost]

Hahaha, this is awesome. I don't think active member from here lives within 50 miles of me.

[RecycleBin]

Who?

[kid908]

Me neither. i don't think a single active member here live in my city.

[Sever]

There are two Orange Counties, actually. One in California and one in New York.Hell, there's one here in Virginia too, and a bunch more in other states (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_County) as well. Before anyone even thinks about it, no I don't live there. As if anyone would even give a fuck about stalking me, though.

[klange]

Hahaha, this is awesome. I don't think active member from here lives within 50 miles of me.
idk... We'll need your address to verify.

[Cortexian]

I'd still like to know exactly how my location and almost all personal info was found... PM me.

[jcap]

Hahaha, this is awesome. I don't think active member from here lives within 50 miles of me.
I do...

[king_nothing_]

There are two Orange Counties, actually. One in California and one in New York.
There are eight, actually.

[kid908]

it's 1:14 the next day and i'd like to say that this is the most post i posted in 1 day (yesterday for me).

@jcap: lmao

so is snaf the poster of the sign?

[king_nothing_]

I'd still like to know exactly how my location and almost all personal info was found... PM me.
With a first and last name, city, and state, someone can get an address, phone number, and more for a buck or two from one of those people search websites (maybe even free at some sites, for all I know). Even if you think you haven't disclosed all of those things, there are ways of filling in the holes. Google searches, forum searches, social networking site searches, etc. You've probably mentioned your first name and maybe your city on this or another forum at some point in time, right? We also know what you look like from the risky prop thread, which helps with social networking site searches. All it takes is a little bit of internet detective skills.

[Cortexian]

Well, I have updated my signature to reflect this milestone event. Apparently I was whois'd which gave them my phone number, which they reverse -lookup'd to get my address...

[Masterz1337]

What I find funny is obviously whoever put this sign here wants you to stop posting.... yet you still do?

Eh, you'll get the hint when you meet my rock.

[Bodzilla]

Snaf hurry up.

we need to hit the beaches and babes.
end of this year your coming down right?

[SnaFuBAR]

will the chick in your avatar be there?

and yeh bro i'm saving up still.

[rossmum]

Bunch of kids. What if its a child molester? I already talked to freelancer, but he says hes 18.



Really though, the joke goes a little to far when it gets off of the Internet and goes to someones property or real life. :|
wow take things more seriously why don't you

what the fuck kind of child molester plants a sign demanding that someone stops posting addressed from modacity to their modacity user name

anyway i know whodunnit and it wasn't a child molester so chill the fuck out


Just +rep me, I need it for condolence.
just stop posting, we all need it for condolence

don't bother asking me who did it because you scrubs are not worthy of knowing the truth

[Cortexian]

I know who did it, hth.

[rossmum]

go on then

[Cortexian]

go on then


it wasn't CN, it was me. I was in downtown fort macleod over the week.

Read the thread, rossmum!

[rossmum]

lmao you kids and your gullibility

i've been privy to this prank since it was first thought up so welp

[CN3089]

PROTIP: it was me; i did it

[rossmum]

enjoy your mindfuck trying to work out who's lying

[Cortexian]

You can all stop trolling now.

Unless someone has better evidence than Snaf that it WASN'T Snaf I'm continue thinking it was Snaf. I have more information that just the posts in this thread!

[rossmum]

only when you stop posting~

[Cortexian]

only when you stop posting~
TROLE!

[Bodzilla]

will the chick in your avatar be there?

and yeh bro i'm saving up still.

she's too tight for an 8 and a half inch penis brew.

but thats alright cause my 8 fits rather snugly :smug:

[n00b1n8R]

Snaf hurry up.

we need to hit the beaches and babes.
end of this year your coming down right?
No way, make him come down for your BD and he can make a man of me too D:

[king_nothing_]

Great, a ridiculously annoying mp3 that starts automatically and has no stop button. Thanks.

[hry]

LOL faggots isn't funny, you are violating the security, integrity and privacy of a person.

Very funny kids.

[itszutak]

Great, a ridiculously annoying mp3 that starts automatically and has no stop button. Thanks.
Adblock

[rossmum]

LOL faggots isn't funny, you are violating the security, integrity and privacy of a person.

Very funny kids.
oh shit no, using information which is in the public domain to conduct harmless pranks?

you should all be deeply ashamed of yourself, you morally-barren cads!!!

[Bodzilla]

you tell him ross poo!

bitch just got served.
Freestyler~

[Heathen]

Lets hope this starts a freaky ass posting irl bandwagon.

Everyone post irl on the nearest members yard.

E: I submit to you, Lancer, that it was YOU who posted the sign in your own yard for the "ecool." Its very brilliant. None of us could have ever figured it out and could have legitimately believed you had I not had the brilliant mind that I do. no shit I hope you find out which one of these weird fuckers knows where you live before you start waking up with all your doorknobs covered in semen

[Sel]

HEY HOTROD

WHERE DO YOU LIVE FRENCHY

[Limited]

Member I live closest to is probably Yoyo, I'll hop to France and give him a sign :P

[LlamaMaster]

Wow, I just read this entire thread. Pretty much the only funny thread in several months, so props to you (snaf?).

...
...
...

I've given my info to more than one of you. :phonegonk:

[kid908]

Sucks to be a Llama Master.

Anyone live in Tejas? Austin?

[LlamaMaster]

Sucks to be a Llama Master.

Anyone live in Tejas? Austin?
Oh Jesus Christ. It's happening!!!

[kid908]

I seriously want to know if anyone I know irl actually goes to this forum...that's all.

what's the record amount of pages for 1 thread in 24 hours on the default?

[LlamaMaster]

I seriously want to know if anyone I know irl actually goes to this forum...that's all.

what's the record amount of pages for 1 thread in 24 hours on the default?
I'd seriously meet you in real life for a day of dicking around, but my mom is a nazi so it could never happen.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

My name is John Coxen
Probably the most unique on evar!
Come get me bitches!

[klange]

Heh. Good morning gentlemen.

@Pyong: My sources indicate that there are ~7 people in the US with that name.

[Huero]

i could troll lag RIGHT NOW
but i wont because it would be too easy

[Cortexian]

Lets hope this starts a freaky ass posting irl bandwagon.

Everyone post irl on the nearest members yard.

E: I submit to you, Lancer, that it was YOU who posted the sign in your own yard for the "ecool." Its very brilliant. None of us could have ever figured it out and could have legitimately believed you had I not had the brilliant mind that I do. no shit I hope you find out which one of these weird fuckers knows where you live before you start waking up with all your doorknobs covered in semen
I'm not nearly witty or dedicated to the internet enough to pull something like this off myself. I'd have surely fucked up in some greatly epic manner by now that gave myself away. However, I have survived the night without (apparently) getting robbed, stabbed, showered with pee in a jar, or killed.

I'm still not entirely convinced that it was Snaf, but until someone proves that it wasn't him I'm fine with assuming that. If you've got the original images still with the extended camera data in tact, I'd love to see them...

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Then in that case, Im in east usa

[TheGhost]

I do...

My current address or permanent address? ;)

[Rook]

Be careful this is a serious threat

[Cortexian]

Signature is better (may be slow until I get it hosted on a good server).

[Masterz1337]

You know, I was going to finally let you beta all of SPV2 and the new MP maps like you always wanted, but with a hostile forum member who has access to your house, I'm afraid we as a team can not take the risk of a leak.

[TeeKup]

BAHA HA HA Owned. XD

[ICEE]

Holy fuck I wish it had been me who wrote the sign. I wish I could take credit for this.

[Spartan094]

LOL, that sucks freelancer, noes beta'z fur you. Srsly thou who could have done this :raise:

[Rosco]

champs such a hacker god

[Cortexian]

In all seriousness knowing where I live should increase my chances to have beta/pre-release/sensitive material, since if it does get leaked by me you can do nasty things to my house/me.

[Llama Juice]

In all seriousness ... you can do nasty things to ... me.

You'd leak on purpose.

[Cortexian]

You'd leak on purpose.
Caught me.

[Heathen]

Well we have one hint.

Who writes like an epileptic asthmatic having a stroke while someone shoves grapefruits up his ass?

[SnaFuBAR]

we already know it wasn't you, heathen. stop trying to take credit.

[Random]

Hahaha, this is awesome. I don't think active member from here lives within 50 miles of me.

I live < 30 miles away.

[Timo]

Glad i'm safe you from lot, me and the Corgster are cool B)

e: Oh and it was snaf, don't listen to anybody else!!!

[StankBacon]

ps. it wasn't snaf.

[Joshflighter]

Blah, its someone Canadian... I dont think snaf is.

[Heathen]

we already know it wasn't you, heathen. stop trying to take credit.
rofl. Well played :p

[English Mobster]

I'd post mine, but there are too many Cali people here.

Let's just say that I live in SoCal, less than 5 miles away from one of the 3 major international airports. I live on Tiffany.

Good luck.

[RecycleBin]

I know of LAX, Sac international and SFO.

San Jose?

[Masterz1337]

It was Jay's zombie sister. Her body was found in two places, that's why she's in Canada.

[Needles]

This is gold :lmao:

Hell, if I had the chance I'd do it

[English Mobster]

I know of LAX, Sac international and SFO.

San Jose?
Wrong. There are more airports than that.

[klange]

ATTN: Modacity
The PHPwnage project is offering ONE (1) bottle of water and ONE (1) autographed portrait of Kevin Lange (aka "Admiral Bacon") to anyone that presents themselves in person at the address listed in the WHOIS report for the domain name PHPWNAGE.COM in the next SEVENTY TWO (72) hours. Offer is only good in the state of Ohio between June 12th and June 14th, 2009. Void where prohibited. No purchase necessary. Bottle of water may be substituted for ONE (1) can of beer if proof of age is provided at time of pickup.

[Joshflighter]

^ thats awesome. Lmao.

[klange]

Just made it official. http://phpwnage.com/article.php?id=30

[PlasbianX]

Thats an hour drive from me :<

If i show up, i want a bowl of cereal too.

[Sel]

look out

tom hanks is coming to yo house

[rossmum]

Well we have one hint.

Who writes like an epileptic asthmatic having a stroke while someone shoves grapefruits up his ass?
hard to write with a dying sharpie on spray paint bro


Glad i'm safe you from lot, me and the Corgster are cool B)

e: Oh and it was snaf, don't listen to anybody else!!!
that's it, i'm coming to new zealand and pissing on your lawn

[Limited]

ATTN: Modacity
The PHPwnage project is offering ONE (1) bottle of water and ONE (1) autographed portrait of Kevin Lange (aka "Admiral Bacon") to anyone that presents themselves in person at the address listed in the WHOIS report for the domain name PHPWNAGE.COM in the next SEVENTY TWO (72) hours. Offer is only good in the state of Ohio between June 12th and June 14th, 2009. Void where prohibited. No purchase necessary. Bottle of water may be substituted for ONE (1) can of beer if proof of age is provided at time of pickup.

This road?
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=+17294+Woodlawn+Ct.,+Strongsville,+Ohio+44149&sll=41.338927,-81.848145&sspn=0.123215,0.2211&gl=uk&ie=UTF8&ll=41.291431,-81.846621&spn=0.007707,0.013819&z=16&layer=c&cbll=41.29031,-81.84618&panoid=MVcqECthR0P-KugwMZyP8w&cbp=12,349.66,,0,5

Btw, you live at number 17294???

[klange]

Naw, I just lied on my domain registration... Because I felt like risking my domain by going against ICANN regulations when I could have just signed up for a domain masking service to legally do it. Yes, that's my address. Would I lie to you?

[kid908]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n211/kid908/roadtrip.jpg

since im not 21...is it really worth the trouble?

[klange]

since im not 21...is it really worth the trouble?
Probably not.
e: But look at all the awesome cities you pass through! Dallas, Little Rock, Memphis, Jackson, Bowling Green, Louisville, Cincinnati, Columbus!

[Sel]

how fucking fast are you going to drive to cross half the us in 21 hours

[CN3089]

how fucking fast are you going to drive to cross half the us in 21 hours

65mph

[Cortexian]

I will do it.

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/1773/gettingmywaterandautogrd.jpg

I beat you, since I almost drive all across North America tbh.

[paladin]

Come to my house

My address is 21662 9th AVE W, Bothell WA 98021. I have a refrigerator full beer and an ounce of weed. Im down to party 24/7

[StankBacon]

I felt like risking my domain by going against ICANN regulations

lol...

[Heathen]

Come to my house

My address is 21662 9th AVE W, Bothell WA 98021. I have a refrigerator full beer and an ounce of weed. Im down to party 24/7
lol

[k4is3rxkh40s]

Come to my house

My address is 21662 9th AVE W, Bothell WA 98021. I have a refrigerator full beer and an ounce of weed. Im down to party 24/7

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/7384/lolwuth.jpg
Sounds so very tempting, but I have to watch my grandpa with alzheimer's this weekend :(

[RecycleBin]

2778 29th ave, Sacramento, CA 95820


lol me and my ghetto neighborhood

I've got......Ice cream in my freezer.

Wanna party?

[Cortexian]

Man, all you kids want to be cool like me! To bad my name isn't "Mike", because "Everybody want's to be like Mike"...

[Llama Juice]

... even you apparently lol

[k4is3rxkh40s]

Man, all you kids want to be cool like me! To bad my name isn't "Mike", because "Everybody want's to be like Mike"...

Well, I guess everyone wants to be like me then :realsmug:

[Bodzilla]

so apparently none of you get the comment made by snaf except me.
:smugsome:

[Mr Buckshot]

Come to my house

My address is 21662 9th AVE W, Bothell WA 98021. I have a refrigerator full beer and an ounce of weed. Im down to party 24/7

whoa you live less than 1.5 hours away from me, not including the border-crossing wait.

[Bodzilla]

it was me alright.

[TheGhost]

:conspiracy:

[English Mobster]

I lol'ed at the relevance of Ghostie's sig.

[Cortexian]

I still have a feeling it was CAD. Despite what everyone's said.

[blind]

sup dudes just got back from visiting family out west


If someone comes to my house I'll show you my mom. Naked.

Also, don't fall into the waterfall out front. It's getting kind of nasty since I stopped cleaning it with chemicals to watch the tadpoles populate.
Isn't she dead.






~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
227 tecumseh avenue.
london ontario.
ryan girling.

what up

[Mr Buckshot]

I still have a feeling it was CAD. Despite what everyone's said.

is CAD the only other guy here from Alberta?

[Cortexian]

is CAD the only other guy here from Alberta?
p sure.

[TVTyrant]

3557 SE Roanoke CT, Hillsboro, Oregon, 97123

Bitches I'll kill you.

[RecycleBin]

3557 SE Roanoke CT, Hillsboro, Oregon, 97123

Bitches I'll kill you.

Do you live somewhere semi-close to a waterfall?
If so then I'm on my way. I love waterfalls.

[kid908]

so now it's "Fess up Gentlemen, what is your fucking address!?"

Lmao so no one lives in austin? or does...what's his name im too lazy to find that original post live in austin?

[TVTyrant]

No waterfalls around here sadly. We have a nice park with a man made one. And the Tualatin river is right next to my house.

[RecycleBin]

No waterfalls around here sadly. We have a nice park with a man made one. And the Tualatin river is right next to my house.

Eh...sure. I'm on my way.

[TVTyrant]

Lolz seriously?

[RecycleBin]

Lolz seriously?


Yah
I have to tell my parole officer though.

[cheezdue]

BHUAHAHAHAHA!

[TVTyrant]

Yah
I have to tell my parole officer though.
Im not gonna be here this weekend holmes. And dont try to rob it, as there are VERY big dogs, my brother (who owns several guns and swords) and my Dad lol.

[RecycleBin]

Im not gonna be here this weekend holmes. And dont try to rob it, as there are VERY big dogs, my brother (who owns several guns and swords) and my Dad lol.


I have a suit of armor.

[TVTyrant]

I have a suit of armor.
Not much protection from an AR-15 or a .300 Win Mag or a fucking 5'7'' claymore :\

[rossmum]

p sure.
p wrong

edmontonian living abroad, whatup~

[CtrlAltDestroy]

heh.

[Lightning]

It was me.

Sorry guys.

[Rosco]

Man, all you kids want to be cool like me! To bad my name isn't "Mike", because "Everybody want's to be like Mike"...

I'm finding it difficult to find any actual kids on modacity without assuming so, unless everyones conspiracing a lie :O

[Rorschach]

I'm finding it difficult to find any actual kids on modacity without assuming so, unless everyones conspiracing a lie :O
Once more, with feeling! And a translation for those who can't read #gbh.

[Cortexian]

Posting is serious business!

[Random]

Guys, It was me all along.

[Cortexian]

Guys, It was me all along.
You only have 904 posts, you need at least 1000 posts to be capable of something this epic.

You ARE the weakest link, goodbye.

[Atty]

You only have 904 posts, you need at least 1000 posts to be capable of something this epic.

You ARE the weakest link, goodbye.He has 904 quality posts. We're still waiting for you to have even one quality post.

You are the weakest link, learn to take advice and stop posting.


Sincerely,
Modacity.

[rossmum]

owned

ps, waterboy's right, it's true

[Atty]

owned

ps, waterboy's right, it's true
Totally printing out a picture of you and using it to disprove my nick name.

[p0lar_bear]

Totally printing out a picture of you and using it to disprove my nick name.

You'd fap to Ross?

:ohdear:

[Atty]

OH GOD THAT CAME OUT SO WRONG

WAIT THAT DID TOO


AHGHGHGHAGH"DLKGD"LKSGHS"DLGKHDGSG
Dg


banning myself, bye gays

[Cortexian]

You have no quality posts either, so I don't feel quite so bad sir!

(all of my posts are quality posts)

[rossmum]

You'd fap to Ross?

:ohdear:
welp, i hoped it would never come to this, but i guess i'd best go end myself

laters, guys.

[n00b1n8R]

welp, i hoped it would never come to this, but i guess i'd best go end myself

laters, guys.
I get your postcount right?

[RecycleBin]

Can you +rep me before you go?
luv ya

[SnaFuBAR]

OH GOD THAT CAME OUT SO WRONG

thin and watery? lol

[Atty]

welp, i hoped it would never come to this, but i guess i'd best go end myself

laters, guys.Rossmine. :)

[Gwunty]

atty what a sticky situation you got yourself into.
http://www.the-isb.com/images/BatmanHappy.jpg

[Atty]

[I]IT CAN'T BE STICKY, IT'S TOO THIN!!! ~p0lar

:haw:

[Gwunty]

http://cdn1.gamepro.com/blogfaction/images/Sad%20Batman.jpg

[Alwin Roth]

OK, so i stopped reading at page 32, has anyone figured it out?

[Heathen]

whats with people putting that ugly chick in their avatars?

[Llama Juice]

whats with people putting that ugly chick in their avatars?

http://www.modacity.net/forums/images/customavatars/avatar2621_12.gif <---?

[SnaFuBAR]

OK, so i stopped reading at page 32, has anyone figured it out?

i fessed up a long time ago...

[Heathen]

You have no quality posts either, so I don't feel quite so bad sir!

(all of my posts are quality posts)
its not the quality

Its the QUANTITY.

divide my post count by the number of days I have been a member.
Do it.

[Joshflighter]

http://www.modacity.net/forums/images/customavatars/avatar2621_12.gif <---?


Im still laughing!

Sorry alwin.

[klange]

its not the quality

Its the QUANTITY.

divide my post count by the number of days I have been a member.
Do it.
The forum does it automatically.
Posts Per Day: 12.45

[Daishi]

That's excessive. I think I have maybe 1 post a day? Maybe?

Edit: No, now that I look at it, probably more like .6 posts per day.

[Inferno]

I'm at like 2. Heathen you are post slut.

[Alwin Roth]

Im still laughing!

Sorry alwin.

yeah, I don't care, got used to it.

you should of seen me in the asian supermarket, i was in the bathroom and this little boy next to me with his dad looks at me and goes
"dad is he a boy or girl"

I couldn't stop laughing, then i noticed my friend was in the stall, and overheard this, then told the whole school -_-

I have much longer hair now, not cutting it til september.
Oh, and summer is hell with long black hair...

Edit: gonna change pic quote now.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Same here

[Heathen]

yeah, I don't care, got used to it.


I get the same shit.
So I grew some facial hair.

Also, your a damn good looking dude.
Flaunt that shit :/

[Horns]

whats with people putting that ugly chick in their avatars?
Who is that chick?

[Heathen]

Who is that chick?
sometning about SiN bullshit.

[Cagerrin]

Who is that chick?
That would be Cindy Synette, as Jessica Cannon.

[Horns]

This chick is better looking.
http://j.i.uol.com.br/galerias/multi/e3ritual01.jpg

[RecycleBin]

Alwins hair is sooooooooo fucking hawt!
Could you cut some off and send it too me? I want to roll around it, it looks so soft!

[Cortexian]

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/6614/threadderailed.jpg

[Heathen]

idrk how it lasted this long :/

[Timo]

Yeah I guess it's gone.

ps it was snafubar