Manly things for men with huge penises (your penis must be this long 8---------D to p

[Bodzilla]

in a world full of political correctness, hip hop and Palins daughters 1 man trys to bring it all back, to the good old days.

The bad days.

Whats fucking Manly fucking things do you fucking do, listen too, rock too and have sex too.

Matt rach - Dark paradise
Pantera - This love
Pantera - walk
metalica - nothing else matters.

These select songs make my penis double in length and my ego swell.
So what i'm asking you modacity maggots, what is the most epic manly thing of all time.

what floats your penis to dire proportions, what makes the world see your penis as it's mutha fucking(werd up) republic what makes you fucking rock.

Manly things only.
and if you post shoes i swear to fucking god i'll stab you to death with my penis while listening to shook me all night long.
I'll fucking do it.


Manly posts only
go modacity manly minions, lets show the feminists that pen0r is alive and dropping bitches left right and of course... right up the fucking pooper.

[n00b1n8R]

i would post itt but i have an clitoris apparently vOv

[Saggy]

I like to take strolls in the park...






with mah shotgun.

[Bodzilla]

Reprahsent saggy. i used to think n00b had balls on his chin, know i know it's nothing but tits.


incredibly sexy but no testosterone at all

[rossmum]

while listening to shook me all night long.
all else is suddenly irrelevant

[Heathen]

I am so fucking man, when I wake up my dick has its own beard.

[Bodzilla]

doesnt count if it got that beard by thinking about underage girls.


sorry.

[Sel]

listening to moonchild -iron maiden

AS WE FUCKING SPEAK

[Bodzilla]

Fucking carrying the team bro

[LlamaMaster]

Manly men go to hippy festivals. Do they give a shit about natrue? Naw brah, but to carve a hole in a redwood using your bare fist and then proceed to trust your rock-hard manhood into the tree is truly badass. Droves of tree hugging faggots will faint before your battered bloody cock. FIGHT DA POWER

[Bodzilla]

way to ruin the thread.

from this point on you'll be known as the guy who tried to be cool, but is known as a trans gender.
you have no penis.

[LlamaMaster]

way to ruin the thread.

from this point on you'll be known as the guy who tried to be cool, but is known as a trans gender.
you have no penis.
Sorry, I was under the impression that this was a shitty thread. I guess I shouldn't piss into an ocean of piss. vOv

thread = srs business

[RecycleBin]

I've got a mustache
I fix old muscle cars and get covered with grease while shirtless
I'm so muscular my pubes have muscles.
I don't date women, I snap my fingers and say "now"

[flibitijibibo]

Who needs cars? I walk to work on the freeway with my morning gallon of Tabasco every morning. Oh, and my job? Crushing cars from Virginia with my forehead. People love me so much for it, they don't pay me with money, they pay me with tits.

[TVTyrant]

My fucking gigantic beard.

My pre-64 model 70 Winchester in .300 Win Mag. (this gun is so rare I could sell it and get a fucking custom one).

My fucking 120 pound Rottweiler.

My fucking B.C. Rich Mockingbird in transparent black with Invader pickups.

The fact I've used fuck in every one of these sentences.

[rossmum]

i can fucking outfuck your fucking pathetically fuckless sentences you two-bit fuckface

don't ever fucking try and outswear a current fucking resident of australia with fucking scottish heritage

~(fucking) owned~

[Bodzilla]

what ever you fuckign cunt, make up shit with cheap talk to sweet talk the fuckers with the superior language.
Doing this and doing that means nothing if aint legit to take the dollars and the tits.
working your way in with lies to degrade the hive of superiour tough men with pwn0rs of superior length you strangle the gaybo'z

you toooooo white brew.
Like a mutha far king taco.

[rossmum]

the fuck did i just read

[Bodzilla]

chk chk boom

[TVTyrant]

i can fucking outfuck your fucking pathetically fuckless sentences you two-bit fuckface

don't ever fucking try and outswear a current fucking resident of australia with fucking scottish heritage

~(fucking) owned~
Motherfucker never fucking try to outfucking fock a fucking American who fucking has Scottish fucking heritage fucking mixed with fucking Irish fucking heritage. Mother fucker my fucking great granddaddy fucking immigrated from fucking Scotland you fucking stupid fuck dont try to out fucking fuck me you fucking fuck.

~FUCKING SERVED MOTHERFUCKER~

[Bodzilla]

australians are better.

sorry.

[TVTyrant]

australians are better.

sorry.
This...Is true. I indeed do wish I lived in Australia. Apparently theres jobs there :|

[Bodzilla]

i just found out that i've apparently gone through over 25 standard drinks of alcohol AT LEAST tonight.

this is fucking bullshit.
i need to stop drinking hey, theres no fucking way i can sustain this habbit :(

[Bodzilla]

i got a fucking dude passed out on my couch and he's only had like 8 standard drinks and i'm supposedly gone through 28?? this is fucking bullshit.

[Rob Oplawar]

Full contact Mixed Martial Arts is manly, right? What could be more manly than two guys grabbing each other and then rolling around on the floor interlocking arms?
(btw, I'm saying I do MMA, not I watch MMA. Watching MMA is homosexual)

[Bodzilla]

thats fucking it Rob.

[Chainsy]

A real man triple posts without fearing the fucking consequences!

[Chainsy]

A real man triple posts without fearing the fucking consequences!!!!!!!

[Chainsy]

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Bodzilla]

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE SIZE OF YOUR PENIS?

your too fucking small, come back after you figure out what your supposed to do with it.
this is manly topic for men

no scrub dogs allowed.

[flibitijibibo]

http://flibitijibibo.awardspace.us/SPORTS.JPG

[Bodzilla]

http://213.174.138.132/paspartugals.com/latex/38dfb7e4/024.jpg
Pen0rs only

[RecycleBin]

Real aren't afraid to wear pink.

[ultama121]

http://flibitijibibo.awardspace.us/SPORTS.JPG
Menergy?

[mech]

That chick is flat on both sides.

[Gwunty]

^yes
also for extra manliness/egotistical faggotry, I guess I am to overqualified to post in this thread, but I do it anyways for emphasis on my manhood.
:smugoff:

[Gwunty]

also triple postin cuz

[Gwunty]

chains said so :smug:

[RecycleBin]

Real men aren't afraid to go to Shell City.

[nooBBooze]

I'm listening to old, cheesy italian pop music in the fucking summer sun while sipping cheap wine and smokan cheap cigarillos.
Am I manly yet?

[RecycleBin]

I'm listening to old, cheesy italian pop music in the fucking summer sun while sipping cheap wine and smokan cheap cigarillos.
Am I manly yet?

That depends.
Post sime italian pop.

[blind]

i like my steak red.

[RecycleBin]

i like my steak red.

I like my steak still part of the cow.

[nooBBooze]

YgW8584c_cM
BmfU1boQ59I
dwcaokFCtBk
na2__PulvLk
Unrelated but hilarious nonetheless. This is Italian prime time TV for you f9ifC5PzG24

DISCLAIMER: ONLY REAL MEN CAN AFFORD TO LISTEN TO CHEESY POP MUSIC

[Cortexian]

I'm so manly that I was going to shoot a Modacity member.

[blind]

real men fight with their heads

i can fuck someone up with a headbutt.

[RecycleBin]

Real men don't have to fight. Real men can stare you into submission.
E: I'm thinking of Chuck Norris.

[L0d3x]

I like my steak still part of the cow.

I like cow.

[SnaFuBAR]

welding, bench pressing, never lost a fist fight, beat up men that beat up women, etc

[Masterz1337]

Reading Poetry.

[Rentafence]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE FUCKING BEE GEES? GET YER MAN FUNK ON.

OCAjmuA1HDk

[L0d3x]

I once made a black dude's nose bleed. Doesn't get more badass than that.

[ICEE]

Xx8HwFpxv54

This is the victory

[k4is3rxkh40s]

kY06IgyN_RM

/thread

[Heathen]

doesnt count if it got that beard by thinking about underage girls.


sorry.
Fuck

That chick is flat on both sides.
How I like 'em.

[RecycleBin]

No junk in the trunk?

[kid908]

I find this thread Extremely bias towards the male member of Modacity. we need to start one for teh girls.

that said, I win by default. you guys can't win anymore. Only way u can win is if u kill me!

[RecycleBin]

There are no girls on the internet.

[kid908]

Fine...make a thread for pussy guys that pose as girls.

[RecycleBin]

Any sex guys in here looking for a busty bootylicious gal?

[English Mobster]

T8YluAMCRT8
s83QHJ28GJI
wEO4nim4aNo
jTHv7UCiXf4
drmXXQrjIho
z_UKfsWBWSE
GzdeH6MaNVI
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p0tsTgBKmhU
m99ybtk4QNs
_z-hEyVQDRA
1QP-SIW6iKY
WAxLR2_wSsc
0NycveC28Ik
YoTB8kL2iBk

[Chainsy]

Guilty.

[teh lag]

gurren lagann is the pinnacle of masculinity

L
O
L

jYFYZZtnH-E
rKCQlerP_hE
tg42oSJIwa8&feature=related
XwLg4tYvg0k
3gPROHyBKFY

if interested in similar hot blood, youtube > gaogaigar final, some massively cool dude has up'd it for all to enjoy.

the original tv show (which actually has its moments but they are few and far between) is 90% poo and the first episode of final is poo and the first half of the second episode is poo but from then on it's just like :pcgaming: but with less gaming and more anime

ok im done

[Heathen]

http://www.masalatime.com/world/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/03-881954965.jpg

[kid908]

LMAO OMFG

[RecycleBin]

Her nipples mutated and wraped around her neck!

[Chainsy]

Stupid youtube shit
Hey english you're in the wrong place, the trannie thread is on the next page.

[Heathen]

Hey english you're in the wrong place, the trannie thread is on the next page.
better watch yourself.
which one of those bands are you dissing?

[Sel]

what the fuck

[Rook]

:shocked:

[Boba]

~the only time a woman should move her mouth is when she's working my cock down her throat~

[Bodzilla]

why do women have small feet?
helps them get closer to the kitchen sink.





why are women bad drivers?
no road from the kitchen to the bed room

[rossmum]

Motherfucker never fucking try to outfucking fock a fucking American who fucking has Scottish fucking heritage fucking mixed with fucking Irish fucking heritage. Mother fucker my fucking great granddaddy fucking immigrated from fucking Scotland you fucking stupid fuck dont try to out fucking fuck me you fucking fuck.

~FUCKING SERVED MOTHERFUCKER~
oh

oh wow

i have seen my better, well played sir

[ExAm]

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/7620/25077895.gif

[Heathen]

why do women have small feet?
helps them get closer to the kitchen sink.





why are women bad drivers?
no road from the kitchen to the bed room
Why don't women wear watches?
Their's a clock on the stove.

[Rorschach]

and if you post shoes i swear to fucking god i'll stab you to death with my penis while listening to shook me all night long
O RLY? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq7g-pDZTng)

Oh no he didn't? Oh yes... oh yes he did.

I sowwy. Alright, count the following as an apology... No, it's not that soft "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" shit the rest of those bandwagoning yuppies listen to (You know the ones--those cocksuckers who had never heard of Journey until they saw it on Family Guy, and who all of a sudden pretended to listen to rock a few years ago after that piece of shit 50 Cent started to go out of style), but the man's real "A" Material:

Co6_18KQn4I

I only go for the good stuff. I swear to God, the solos give me an erection that could jackhammer through the armor plating on a Nimitz.

[Chainsy]

Why don't women wear watches?
Their's a clock on the stove.
Why do women wear jock straps while skydiving?
So they don't whistle on the way down.

[TVTyrant]

You want to hear a good joke? Women's rights.

[Huero]

these are all very bad jokes
you are all very bad.

[p0lar_bear]

So I spent an hour today on a 2-mile hike exploring an abandoned, unfinished highway stretch. Is that manly enough for this thread?

[Boba]

So I spent an hour today on a 2-mile hike exploring an abandoned, unfinished highway stretch. Is that manly enough for this thread?
depends

you get shot?

[Rorschach]

So I spent an hour today on a 2-mile hike exploring an abandoned, unfinished highway stretch. Is that manly enough for this thread?
Normally I wouldn't give credit for only one hour or two miles... hell, not even abandoned sections of unfinished highway (had my own fair share of those), but if you say you were fighting off cannibal hillbilly pederasts who were hanging off the side of a tractor trailer with your bare hands and a shopping cart, well then that must mean you're just a regular Viggo Mortensen, aren't you? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abandoned_Pennsylvania_Turnpike#Usage)

[Bodzilla]

http://gadgets.branchez-vous.com/archives/upload/2006/05/secjour4.jpg
:pcgaming::pcgaming::pcgaming:
:pcgaming::pcgaming::pcgaming:
:pcgaming::pcgaming::pcgaming:
:pcgaming::pcgaming::pcgaming:

[RecycleBin]

I'm so manly I conducted an experiement inside a mans ass, made him squeal like a pig.
(Deliverance, for those who don't get it.)

[Bodzilla]

so what ya reckon fellas?
the black sunnies or the red sunnies :swoon:

[Sel]

the green dicks

[rossmum]

so what ya reckon fellas?
the black sunnies or the red sunnies :swoon:
i reckon bianca beauchamp is overrated, that's what i reckon

today i joined the army, how about you?

[Ifafudafi]

I read old British novels while sipping tea and listening to 20th century classical. (Seriously.)

BEAT THAT.

[Random]

I am making a rail gun and a coilgun (gauss cannon). For my summer entertainment.

Does that count?

fkuOAY-S6OY

g0XLKcMoXRE

Does anyone here like stoner metal?
I guess its doom as well.

XWHplp10kQM

[TVTyrant]

I shot a pregnant woman because she threw hot coffee in my face. /comedian

[MetKiller Joe]

I once heard a story from my mom. My uncle and she lived in a little village in Europe.

One day (middle school), some kid starting harassing my mom (she was... 13?), so my uncle (9-10?) goes to the gutter and picks up the nastiest crap he can find, swallows it right in front of the guy's face. Then says, "Back the f*ck off*," and just stares. I'm told the guy's face looked like this: o-o. Nobody ever bothered my mom again.

*this was in Croatia, we have one word for that: Odjebi.
Yeah, it wasn't me, but I thought it was a nice story.

[RecycleBin]

Women are stupid..........

[Heathen]

You want to hear a good joke? Women's rights.
frofl.

just lol'd url.

[anonymous1337]

Manly post..... hmmmm
XXX PORN LESBIANS KISSING NUDE XXX NUDE NUDE NUDE BIG TITS FLOPPING IN YOUR FACE XXX IM NOT FUCKIN KIDDING THERE NUDE XXX

[Cortexian]

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/4344/sinepisodes.jpg

That fucking latex.

[RecycleBin]

Those glasses are so fucking sexy!
And is it me or does the blue part of her necklace look shoped?

[Bodzilla]

i reckon bianca beauchamp is overrated, that's what i reckon

today i joined the army, how about you?
looking at the wrong one sef.

[Jean-Luc]

looking at the wrong one sef.
Redheads ftw. Just have a look at Annie Wersching :omfg:

[Bodzilla]

pics.

[Jean-Luc]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AkrZ09GYiws/RvKx1uWsSSI/AAAAAAAABOg/5AjNk-4Gor8/s400/24_wersching.jpg
http://blogs.4bauer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/agent-walker.jpg
http://images.nymag.com/daily/entertainment/20090227_jackwithoutagunwithagirl_560x375.jpg

Maybe not hawt in the same sense as the SiN chick, but I think she's gorgeous :D

"Refined Beauty" is a nice way to describe her I think.

[Bodzilla]

also

has anyone played the SiN episode?

any good?

[Aerowyn]

I'm posting in here because I have a vagina and I don't give a flying fuck what you think about it. :cool:

[Jean-Luc]

also

has anyone played the SiN episode?

any good?

It's actually not that bad. It's an average shooter, but it plays well enough.

[Bodzilla]

I'm posting in here because I have a vagina and I don't give a flying fuck what you think about it. :cool:
http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/26849d1147280563-pretty-girl-thread-060503_e3_02.jpg

> u.

[teh lag]

that gun looks horribad :puke:

[Jean-Luc]

You're looking at the gun?

[teh lag]

yes

[k4is3rxkh40s]

that gun looks horribad :puke:

You're looking at the gun?

She's also holding it like one would a pistol :mad:

[Atty]

I don't even understand the purpose of this thread nor why it hasn't yet been locked.

Sorry guys, go share you're favorite faps in the IRC channel or over AIM.