Dreams?

[DEElekgolo]

Have you ever woken up after a weird dream? Explain.

Here is mines that I just had, I cut the beginning out since it wasnt as interesting. I said it in irc so yee.


[10:25] <DEElekgolo> I left a school and i saw the ground first. It was wet and dark. Almost resembled oil. I looked up and there where dark clouds that seemed to touch the ground at the horizon. The horizon glowed reds and browns that almost resembled the Apocalypse. I moved though the parking as it began to rain the more I move forward. I stopped at the familiar bus top that I usually took to school every day, only to see 3 familiar faces. One of them had already went on the bus that had a much different architecture then the normal bus. The other two where arguing.
[10:27] <DEElekgolo> When I had went up the stairs I lost control of my body and it seemed to do movement that I would do when I would casually take the bus every day, but much slower. I couldn't focus my senses on what the two where arguing about but the other person punched my sister on the ground, she seemed to blend with the blackened ground.
[10:28] <DEElekgolo> I then looked up only to see a crag like planet at the horizon of a long quiet road.
[10:28] <DEElekgolo> The planet vented its own gases in all directions, some bigger then others.
[10:29] <DEElekgolo> It was so apocalyptic that the blacked ground reflected it almost resembling a magma flow.
[10:31] <DEElekgolo> My body moved faster and my seances regained. I looked down at the stairs on the bus then looked up to see the bus driver, then my movement was halted and i heard loud tinnitus in my ear.
[10:31] <DEElekgolo> I woke up
[10:31] <DEElekgolo> k
[10:31] <DEElekgolo> yeeeeyeee


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[rossmum]

Must be about the third or fourth dream thread we've had here...

I've had some pretty fucked ones. Actually, all of them are. I'd explain a bit, but I'm getting tired and I'm pretty sure I posted last time anyway.

[STLRamsFan]

Before April Fools Day, my cat Sophie had to be put down unexpectedly. It was a real tough time (heck wasn't even in the mood for April Fool's jokes the next day). Later in the night after she was put down, I had a dream where I was able to feel her fur and hear her meow one last time. While I thought she was alive for a second, I then understood that she will always be with me in my heart.

Yea there can be some religion involved in that but you know what, I don't care. It was a dream that I still treasure and am thankful for that dream because of what it stood for.

[Heathen]

I have dreams where I beat the fuck out of people to the point of death.
I have dreams where I have sex with the least likely girls I know.
I have dreams where I beat the fuck out of girls I know.

Srsly.

[Maniac]

Used to have recurring "floating" dreams all the time. Tryed to teach people how to do it but they always fell on their face.
Also nightmares about a sound that seemed to get closer and louder.
Lots of dreams where i would go through a door and it would take me to somewhere it shouldn't and when i tryed to go back to where i was, the door would go to where it should, and not return me where i was.

[=sw=warlord]

I had a dream a few months ago, was on the train home when i saw a nuke go off and thought "wait for it...ah here comes the shockwave.." and ended up being launched through the roof and flying through a lightning storm.
And thats one of the least wierd dreams ive had.

[Spartan094]

I had one dream were aliens were dressed up as plumbers and they werent disguised as humans, just as there normal selves. They fucking walk in my house and started zappin the shit outa me with a ray gun when i pulled out a ray gun aswell, the same ray gun used in cod 5. As i was dieing my whole vision started to go like doom 3 (when you died) while the aliens were laughing at me. Funny thing is my chest hurt like shit when i woke up and it felt like my skin had acutaly been zapped (i had this dream in 06)

So yea... other then being attacked by zombies in my dream i think the alien one is my most weird one.

[Cojafoji]

Heh, I had a dream a couple nights ago... It was fucking insane.

I can't really remember the jist of it, but it involved cold war style surplus soviet submarines, an albino girl who was bleeding from every part of her body, a teenager that was her brother, and grew crops for me? Also, it involved a pool from the late 1920's. If anyone has seen a pool from that era, it can only be described as a gigantic concrete pond. I'm talking pretty fucking big.

Anyway, the albino chick strongly resembled the character from the movie Begotten from '91.

http://andrewsidea.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/begotten.jpg

[Syuusuke]

I have dreams of dreams and those dreams tell me about my dreams.

In before someone mentions lucid dreaming.

It's p cool.

[PopeAK49]

I had a weird halo 3 dream before halo 3 was released. The map was a midship remake where we played slayer with energy swords. To bad there was never a midship remake when I bought halo 3.

[cheezdue]

Couple of days ago, I had a dream on where I was dating my friend's sister and she ended up telling me "I'm pregnant".

[Higuy]

Well normally I don't really dream; or remember it for that matter. I had this dream last night, I don't remember all of it but that it was a really weird.

So I woke up (not in real life in the dream) and i was in a grocery store or something. I wasn't with any parents but there was some lady with me. I remember getting in some car, like an old camero or something and we drove back to this hotel that for some reason resembled half life 2.. then next thing i know ive fallen 6 storys and the buildings being destroyed and this dog like thing comes at me and i pull out a gun sword and chop it in half and then theres this asian kid next to me and we run down this long hallway that felt like i was running really slowly away from another dog thing. we ran into a movie theater and then an entire part of the wall blew up and a bunch of army men and those dog things came up and started killing people. the camero was waiting for me rite on the other side of the people. i remember getting to the other side some how and the asain kid was gone. i got in the car and spead away and i woke up

what is wrong with me..

[Cojafoji]

i pull out a gun sword

what is wrong with me..
It seems that you're suffering from a rather severe case of faggotitis.

[Rook]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_dreaming

Yeahhhh

[Rob Oplawar]

Last night I dreamed about hitting on hot chicks on a 747. Why a 747? I have no fucking idea.

e: and yes, the real strange thing about this dream was the fact that I was hitting on chicks, let alone being successful.

[Higuy]

It seems that you're suffering from a rather severe case of faggotitis.

Ya well I watched a trailer of ff13 and this lady had a gunsword right before I went to bed...

[sdavis117]

I use to have a recurring dream that involved a walking tiger and an abandoned circus.

Quite strange. I'm not joking. I really did have that recurring dream.

[DrunkenSamus]

I woke up in a boxed room full of African Americans coloring houses and shit on construction paper. No offense. WHAT THE FUCK?

[Cojafoji]

Ya well I watched a trailer of ff13 and this lady had a gunsword right before I went to bed...
that is just inflaming your already terrible case of faggotitis.

[TVTyrant]

Dont remember most of mine very well or at all. The one that really stands out was a dream in which I was at a gas station. Then Tupac came out of the mini-mart, only to be gunned down. I tried to give him CPR (even though his torso was gelatinous from the thousands of 9mm rounds) but to no avail. All of a sudden, Will Smith drove up, and was telling me about a big gang war, and that he was going to activate the machines in order to stop them. Then we took a limo to the grocery store, where we got attacked by the things from I Robot. It ended with me having sex with the girl I had a crush on at the time O_O

The most vivid, memorable dream I've ever had.

[DEElekgolo]

In b4 wet dreams.

[Heathen]

Lucid dreams happen when I listen to music when I fall asleep.

And then I come myself.

[Advancebo]

I had dreams where I would just fall endlessly...

[DEElekgolo]

For 8 hours.

[Bodzilla]

i cant talk about my dreams

i prefer not being in a padded room.

[Syuusuke]

I had a dream once when a clown, with horrible white make-up on with a red scar etched across his mouth, held a knife into my mouth, seemingly wanting to etch a similar scar, asking in a dark voice, "Why so serious?"

That was a badknight.

[Terry]

I had an odd dream where Diane Kruger and Anderson Cooper were on a date. Diane said something really shitty and Anderson Cooper sort of nodded along, and I proceeded to verbally rape the both of them until they had to leave out of embarassment.

Weird...

[Cortexian]

This thread has made me realize that I've had... no dreams that I can recall... for quite a long while now.... I'd have to revisit some of the previous dream threads on here to bring up some really fucked ones though. I think the last time I had a dream worth remembrance was when I was out camping with some friends (last year?) and I "woke up" in my dream thinking I was at home, fell down the stairs to the main floor, then woke up from my actual dream. I woke because I was being nursed outside by a couple of the chicks that were there for a burned foot (apparently I somehow got my foot burned, how I'm still not sure because no one knows)... Not really anything special about the dream itself but when coupled with the fact that I went to bed in a tent, and woke up on almost the other side of the camp site in the arms of a couple girls nursing my burned foot, it's kinda odd.

/random experience

[Spartan094]

I had dreams where I would just fall endlessly...
pfft i had those dreams for about 3 years lol (i was very young), just falling from the sky until i hit the lights when i became 4 :|

AND i had another damn zombie dream. This time i was in a helicopter escaping from the zombies then this flying cardboard came outa no-where and smacked the helicopter which went crashing down and i found my self shooting .308 blank bullets at the zombies :(

[PopeAK49]

LOL! I had a dream about DBZ, like a nightmarish one where cell was trying to absorb me with his damn tail. I havn,t watched DBZ for like 5 years though so it's weird that I suddenly had it.

[phantom40]

My dream is to buy a miniture horse so it can fuck me in the butt. I already have a stalion that i blow

[DEElekgolo]

I remember when I had dreams of me having super powers of some sort. They where lucid so I would make myself epic. Haven't had any dreams like that in 4 years though...

[ultama121]

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[rossmum]

I learned not to watch I Am Legend before crashing after a week of relative sleeplessness.

In the middle of some random dream, these 3 sisters (childhood friends) randomly turned up, and shortly contracted KV and came after my brains. :smith:

[neuro]

a few days ago i had a dream that i was at a castle which is a few minutes driving away from where i live, with a BIG ASS piece of land (which happens to be for sale now) at the edge of a forrest, and for some reason, i had sex with what i guess waas half-woman, half beaver.. or something. and then i remembered i was engaged already, so i sortof shrugged it off, got on my bike and went for a ride around the forrest. at some point i was walking and nor biking anymore, and i ended up back at the same edge of the forrest with the beavergirl, and she had had a baby, my baby, only it was like.. full beaver-kid which is weird, because last time i checked, IM NOT A BEAVER. then my girlfriend actually came walking into my dream and i introduced her to the beavergirl and my new neuro-beaver :/ she seemed to be cool with it, and strangely enough, so was i, and i left with holding hands with my girlfriend, and then i woke up.

what the fuck.

when i told her what i dremt, she was like: "is there something you want to tell me:-3?"
>_>

[Cojafoji]

About a month ago, I was really restless, as usual, while sleeping. Somewhere in between any kind of waking state and stuck in REM. (This happens to me a lot. I've even been to a couple sleep studies, and they still don't know what the fuck is wrong with me.) Anyway, this particular dream lasted a LONG time. Talking months here. One of the longest contiguous dreams I've ever had. I was in a high school, had friends, and was in a totally different environment. I remember days where I would talk to people, like full conversations, the school lessons from that day, and even what I did on weekends. Needless to say, when I woke up, I thought there was something SERIOUSLY wrong with me. It has been so bad, that there have been times in my head where I said "eh, maybe I'll call Jim" and then realize that Jim isn't real, and never was.

It's like I'm ptsding over shit that never happened. Yippee.

[cheezdue]

I had a dream last night that I was on the beach. Then out of no where snakes started to appear. Shit scared the fuck out of me.

[n00ber]

this isnt my dream but... ok my friend was on a bus and some hot chick went up to him and shes like take of your clothes, so he went, and then we went to the moll and suddenly his dick grew like 20 feet and started peeing on people then he went to look at weird basket balls that inflated when you pushed a button but they were all broken, then he went and his big sister whos like 20 turned into like a 4 year old girl and there was some random aligator and hes like come here, and then his sister like whatever and then he jumped at the aligator, and thats the end :3

[teh lag]

Door #1

My grandparents were taking me to a grocery store to see fireworks because I had never seen them before, as apparently fireworks were illegal in Maryland. Inexplicably, I was really embarrassed that I was being brought along. We drove there in some combination of a trailer home/bus/RV. When we got to the store, we went right to a cash register, which was where they sold fireworks. My grandparents then started setting them off inside the store. Everybody was laughing because I didn't understand why it was OK to set them off right there.

Then, I was like "I'll go get some snacks to pass the time," so I went around looking for a box of Ginger Snaps, but all I could find were these imitations with a picture of Gandhi on the box. I finally gave up and just started looking for a half gallon container of milk, so I went to the milk section. Then, I was suddenly transported back in time to the first time that store received a shipment of organic milk. Somebody next to me opened up one of the containers, at which point it morphed back into the present, but the organic milk was still there. None of it came in a half-gallon size, so I was just like "screw it," but as I walked away I suddenly noticed that I was holding what I realized was a 1/6 gallon container, which was like one of those school milk cartons but way taller. Then I went looking for a snack again, and I wandered into an aisle full of cake supplies, where they were selling a product called "self-polishing frosting." They also had this display of birthday cake slices - not even cakes, just slices with cut-off writing or pictures on them - in the middle of this hugely wide table. The slices were surrounded by this ring of basketballs on the table, so you couldn't reach them at all. They just sat there for all eternity.

Then I flew home, as I realized I still had to write 4 essays for summer reading. I started working on one, only to realize that I had already finished them the day before, and all I needed was to find the movie's original posters. (No, I do not know how this makes sense either). I went to this rack of movie posters that was in my room and started going through it, but they were all really old so they fell apart as I looked through them. I decided to write some more so that I wouldn't get points taken off and I started thinking about how great my final project would be (The assignment had somehow morphed from summer reading to a final project) for English where I wrote about this show called "high tower." Then I realized that I hadn't done that and that no such show existed, and at that point I woke up.


Door #2
It started out that I was going to school on the first day to get my report card and we had to go to all our classes to get our report card part for that class. When I got to math the teacher gave me an F in Geometry, which made no sense as I was in honors pre-calculus, and I was like "there has to be some mistake!", but my teacher was like "no, you all must also complete geometry again this year, and it seems you have failed." I started complaining, and then he started telling me about how if I didn't make up the class I'd have to make roads in the jungle out of processed feces.

Then suddenly I was in the jungle and there were these road crews making roads out of processed feces that came from a water treatment plant. They were unloading bales of it. Like... hay bales... except with feces... and unrolled it over a river to make the foundation for the road, and I had to pave over it. This guy came up to me and he was like "you better watch out for the howler monkeys on the next stretch of road," because apparently they were also using monkeys to pave roads made of poo and the monkeys would eat people that got too close.

I started running across the road, which was also now an obstacle course/training exercise (think what the Spartans had to do in Fall of Reach), and I was part of a large group of people that had to clear it in a day. Then I got to the part the monkeys were working on and they were the flying monkeys from the wizard of oz, and we all ran away, except the poo road started collapsing so some people got eaten by the monkeys, and I was one of like 5 people still alive.

We started climbing the mountain (because now this was now taking place on a mountain) to try to get home and we went into this cave because it was warm inside, but it was actually a tunnel leading to hell. Then this real-lfe version of Mr. Ratburn appeared and he said "you know, you're about to know what medieval hell was like", and everyone freaked out. This real-life version of groundskeeper Willie was also there and he lead us to all these rooms, except it was weird because he had 2 beards. 2 separate beards that intersected on his face - imagine intersecting geometry on a model, but in real life and with beards. I thought it was really strange, and he heard me thinking so he put me in this room where there was no air supply and somehow you only inhaled but never exhaled and there was lava in a pit, so as you sucked the air out the lava would get sucked higher and higher until it got to you. I was like "I have to get out," and then king Henry the 8th was there and he said "There's no hope for you!" I then woke up.

Door #3
Me and a group of people were digging trenches in a World War 1 setting. I knew this because everything was all in Call of Duty 5 graphics (:confused2:). We were digging these trenches in my room so that we could find treasure or some shit like that. We got to my desk and we realized that we were all too big to fit under it with our digging backpacks on, but I thought I could make it. I gut stuck under my desk and had to take my digging backpack off.

I then went on top of my desk and got the lamp that's on top of it so we could see better. I also took out the core of my desk, which was an L-shaped rack to which all of the drawers were attached. (In real life my desk has no such thing). When we cleared all the dirt away, this person next to me said that we had to move this air vent that was under my desk. We tried using our shovels to pry it open, but it was stuck. I shined my light on it, which allowed us to smell what was inside (:confused2: again). Someone got out an icepick and pried it open, and pulled out two really nasty-looking chicken patties that somehow were also were mentally connected to apple sauce. The smell from them made everyone but me and someone else pass out. This other person began saying "uh oh!" repeatedly, over and over until it took on a vocoder effect and became a rhythm. I realized that this was all a set-up for a music video to the song he was now singing. I then realized that there was not an air vent under my desk, and I woke up.

[bapsi]

one night my boyfriend spotted this really fat black widow near my front door, so he upped, took a match and my can of fixative and torched the spider into a crispy little black spider puff.
i think that had something to do with the dream i had last night.
i had a big black tarantula on my pillow that i blew fire at and killed. Then I went to chipotle and demanded a sushi burrito, they were like, uh sorry but sushi's been extinct for 20 years. I was like wtf this is outrageous and spotted this 50 foot fugly pink bunny looking to kill me outside of the window. I got scared and hid behind the cashier's counter and proceeded to squash bug sized versions of all of my high school teachers.

[teh lag]

(Adapted from a conversation with Selentic).

It started out with me and like 10 people being trapped on this island. We were in a reality show. Everyone else was like 10 years old and fucking retarded. The idea of the show was that every day this person drew a situation on a piece of paper, and then we had to survive it that night. So this time she drew a ship (think old-wooden-sailboat-type ship) in the middle of the island, because somehow the middle of the island was water. But this time (since we had done this challenge before) the water current was going "both ways." I don't know what that means, but that's what she said and she drew two lines on the paper representing the current.

So I had to drive everybody to the ship, but they were being really loud, and I was like "YOU HAVE TO BE QUIET OR THE MOOSEMEATS WILL HEAR US!" Moosemeats were these things that came out of the water at night and ate people. They were like a 12 foot tall moose but with duck flippers for feet and with fangs, and they couldn't see well but they could hear you.

We got to the water and there was a pack of moosemeats running around.
Then one of the people who was like 5 started talking... except instead of words, he talked boxes of juice. When his mouth opened, instead of sound, there was boxes of juice. The moosemeats (which at this point were known as moosewolves) heard it and the came after us, and everyone freaked out and ran out of the car, but they left the doors open. A moosewolf got in and ate my hand, so I went back in time to try and close the door in time but I couldn't and it ate my hand again. I then woke up.

[legionaire45]

The other day I had a dream I was choking.

I woke up because of it :<.

[DaaxGhost]

I hate it in dreasm when you wake up because you fall off something, or die :<.

I had a dream that was me running and all of the sudden a cliff edge appeared and i fell, hit the ground i flew straight up.

I was all sweaty or sumthin..:realsmug:

[Terry]

I've never woken up after a weird dream. Actually, I'm still dreaming right now.

[Needles]

When I was 5 my parents had this creepy ass stuffed animal gorilla/monkey....THING they got me.

I used to dream that it would eat me alive :maddowns:

[Bodzilla]

i havnt dreamed at all lately

housemates having sex, myself as well and being le tired >_<

[DaaxGhost]

housemates having sex

I couldn't help but lol at that. Everyone has dreams its jsut wether or not you remember them.

[DEElekgolo]

Bumping this thread because of the most beautiful dream I have ever had.
Here goes:

It started out in a strange theme park of sins. Blood, murder, all known hell on earth was everywhere while the theme park stayed in perfect shaped. Everyone in it I knew from either elementary school to present. People killing each other and bathing in blood. Until they sprinted to me in the most jittery fashion. I turned around to run to find myself in an abyss landscape (http://www.geofrac2000.com/uploads/scenes/MarsWater2.jpg). I tuned to find I was alone again. Then two arms began to form in two opposite directions. One reaching for the heavens in the sky. One reaching for hell on earth. The two sides that wish to take responsibility for human sin. The word "hand of absolute" began to pop into mind/memory. Then in between, abstract structures began to form and disappear into a center of blackness. The creation of a new universe that would exist beyond all known human reason and not follow the laws of matter or energy. It expanded, absorbing its first atoms into this conceptual universe. I began to see myself rip a part from the front of my body that was facing such an extraordinary entity. My skin and insides would rip into the abyss. Turning into perfect geometric prisms flashing extraordinary colors of high contrast and reflectivity. Space and time around me began to turn more dynamic. Around me it turned darker. My whole body began moving rapidly to the center of the abtract figures. By body began ripping apart feet first into these prisms. Blood would move to the center quicker then the rest of my mass. It reached the center of my chest. I looked up to see the arms returning to the center of the blackness.
I woke up.

[annihilation]

I'm really surprised as to how wierd dreams can get.
Okay, heres my story.
My bed was on the side of the window and I was always afraid to face the window while I sleep. It was probobly because I was afraid that some person or thing would pop up and scare the shit out of me. I fell asleep facing the opposite way. I started dreaming about me being in a giant room with a mirror in the back. I looked into the mirror and my reflection started talking to me. I said to myself "Robert, you're facing the wrong way".
I woke up instantly after dreaming about that.

And sure enough, I was facing the window.

[flibitijibibo]

Hm, I don't even remember this thread... but I do have something from a month ago:

I just got home from school, and my gf nearly tackles me and is going on and on about how she missed me so much. Then, at one point, she said "and I even missed your stupid puns!" This, for some reason, led me to say all of this, after which I woke up and immediately wrote down:

I'm not an improv kind of guy,
I prefer to pitch ideas in my head first
And get all the noteworthy stuff out.
Keeps my mind in rhythm,
You in tune with me on this?
I don't want my point do be diminished
By a major hole...
Thinking about it, even minor errors
Could augment the confusion.
It's a time like this
That I'd like to have a staff,
Not just for the extra rest,
But so I can stay out of treble
With the way I phrase things.
But anyway, if you have any particularly dissonant detail
Going on in your head,
Please don't hesitate to express it to me
So I can do my best to resolve it,
Get you up to tempo,
And make everything perfect,
Even if I have to repeat the whole thing.

I think if I had stayed in the dream, everyone's head would have exploded.

[UnevenElefant5]

I used to have this recurring dream where I was running through a jungle and there were these tribesmen people with african tribal masks on that would stare at me from above in the trees while standing on those platforms that the Ewoks would stand on. Like, little circular platforms around the trunk of the tree. But yeah, I was running through a jungle, but like, there were walls, just made out of grass, and passageways, and all that stuff, but I wasn't inside either. I never knew why I was running, but I was always scared shitless of those little guys in the masks.
It was something along the lines of this type, only with vibrant greens and reds:
http://www.1001homes.co.uk/images/portal/uploaded/products_generic/11823378730_mask1.jpg

[Ganon]

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