View Full Version : Obama is a fly killer
DEElekgolo
June 18th, 2009, 11:53 PM
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http://themoderatevoice.com/35766/this-just-in-obama-swats-fly-during-cnbc-interview-video/
lol peta got pissed.
Jean-Luc
June 18th, 2009, 11:56 PM
I tell ya, PETA has lost most of its credibility with me. I admire their intentions, but their actions speak otherwise.
As for Obama, I liked "That was pretty impressive wasn't it? I got that sucker."
Boba
June 18th, 2009, 11:56 PM
you're a little late
SnaFuBAR
June 18th, 2009, 11:57 PM
haha, that fly got what it had coming.
proof that you don't fuck with the most powerful man on the planet.
you will get swatted, gloated over, and filmed for humiliation.
Sel
June 18th, 2009, 11:58 PM
hahahahahahahah
I like this guy
Cojafoji
June 18th, 2009, 11:58 PM
That was the LOLZ.
Rook
June 18th, 2009, 11:58 PM
Quality news as always fox
Leviathan
June 18th, 2009, 11:58 PM
What! PETA got pissed just because the president killed a fly?
Heathen
June 18th, 2009, 11:59 PM
I'm not sure, but I think our President is a ninja.
Look at that fuckin' speed!
Leviathan
June 19th, 2009, 12:00 AM
Havn't you watched south park? lol.
Roostervier
June 19th, 2009, 12:01 AM
lollin at this
fuck peta
SnaFuBAR
June 19th, 2009, 12:03 AM
oh man i hope they make some campaign for flies like they did with "sea kittens".
that would be the best shit ever.
Advancebo
June 19th, 2009, 12:07 AM
poor flys :phonegonk:
RecycleBin
June 19th, 2009, 12:07 AM
Fly kittens
SnaFuBAR
June 19th, 2009, 12:20 AM
Sky kittens.
Cagerrin
June 19th, 2009, 12:26 AM
Sky Kitten and the World of Tomorrow.
Masterz1337
June 19th, 2009, 12:32 AM
Lmao, that's classic.
rossmum
June 19th, 2009, 12:42 AM
That has to be at least as skilled as Bush's shoe dodge.
As for PETA? Treating animals with respect is one thing. Trying to force complete veganism upon the entire world? Fuck off.
ICEE
June 19th, 2009, 02:09 AM
I'm not sure, but I think our President is a ninja.
Look at that fuckin' speed!
Allow me to redirect your attention to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdvRWReY-Yo&feature=PlayList&p=283BCB69F462CECF&index=0&playnext=1) video. We have a long history of electing ninjas, starting with Andrew Jackson who beat down the man who attempted to assassinate him. I would be most disappointed if Obama were not a ninja.
Heathen
June 19th, 2009, 02:39 AM
Presidents UNITE!
Obama's Blackula Speed,
Bush's Reaction Time,
Clinton's Clever Lieing Skills,
Nixon's Crime Connections,
and Washington's 15 illegitimate black children!
With these superpowers, they all join together to fight crime, and the forces of evil!
http://www.powerpuff.tv/assets/images/powerpuff-girls-042.png
And yes, I knew about Jackson's badassery.
Wasn't him who let a man shoot him in the chest in a duel for his wife's honor, just so he could have time to line up the shot for the head?
ICEE
June 19th, 2009, 02:56 AM
Yeah, it was also him who invented space and founded the dalai lama. The man is a treasure.
Bodzilla
June 19th, 2009, 03:03 AM
"Obama wouldnt hurt a fly."
guys we've been lied to. the government has lied to us. it's time to take action
viva le revolution!
CN3089
June 19th, 2009, 03:53 AM
"Obama wouldnt hurt a fly."
guys we've been lied to. the government has lied to us. it's time to take action
viva le revolution!
free dane no mods no masters http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/GoonFleet/Untitled-1.gif
Bodzilla
June 19th, 2009, 05:17 AM
free dane no mods no masters http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/GoonFleet/Untitled-1.gif
free dane no mods no masters http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/GoonFleet/Untitled-1.gif
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Kornman00
June 19th, 2009, 08:44 AM
Bush would have just tried dodging that fly like he does questions and shoes. Obama on the other hand, lays the smack down.
Bam.
MetKiller Joe
June 19th, 2009, 08:47 AM
Huh, they didn't seem pissed about it. In fact, the guy seemed almost impressed.
Bodzilla
June 19th, 2009, 08:50 AM
heh.
i smack teh flies moar then teh mousies
heh.
=sw=warlord
June 19th, 2009, 09:36 AM
Sky kittens.
Sky puppies.
TVTyrant
June 19th, 2009, 02:28 PM
Heres the thing: American presidents have a long history of bad assery. It starts with Washington, who used to perform the difficult blocking-musket-balls-with-your-coat buttons maneuver. Jefferson had the slave-sex and debt skills, Jackson had three bullets in his body when he died and thats not even what he died from. Then theres TR, who fucking killed Rhinos with a .405 and Lions with a .30-40 when pussy Brits were using .470 Nitros, and beat the fuck out of people in taverns because he liked tea instead of alcohol.
Other than the Kaisers of Germany, there has been no group in recent history with this badass of history (think 200 years or so).
E:A Jehovas witness person came up to my door while I was writing this. I lold.
=sw=warlord
June 19th, 2009, 02:35 PM
Heres the thing: American presidents have a long history of bad assery. It starts with Washington, who used to perform the difficult blocking-musket-balls-with-your-coat buttons maneuver. Jefferson had the slave-sex and debt skills, Jackson had three bullets in his body when he died and thats not even what he died from. Then theres TR, who fucking killed Rhinos with a .405 and Lions with a .30-40 when pussy Brits were using .470 Nitros, and beat the fuck out of people in taverns because he liked tea instead of alcohol.
Other than the Kaisers of Germany, there has been no group in recent history with this badass of history (think 200 years or so).
E:A Jehovas witness person came up to my door while I was writing this. I lold.
And lets not forget the whole team killing issues with the american armed forces.
Ifafudafi
June 19th, 2009, 03:02 PM
BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA SWATS FLY DURING INTERVIEW!
If that's the most exciting thing happening these days, I'm worried.
Jean-Luc
June 19th, 2009, 03:05 PM
BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA SWATS FLY DURING INTERVIEW!
If that's the most exciting thing happening these days, I'm worried.
Nah, we got Jon and Kate's breakup coming soon. :p
Con
June 19th, 2009, 03:37 PM
skill that killz~
Cortexian
June 19th, 2009, 03:48 PM
skillz that killz~
ftfy.
Someone should point out to PETA that flies are Insects. They're going to have to create another entire foundation called PETI to give any of their complains backing!
Dwood
June 19th, 2009, 04:01 PM
I haven't even seen any complaints from PETA. Links anyone?
...
king_nothing_
June 19th, 2009, 06:57 PM
ftfy.
Someone should point out to PETA that flies are Insects. They're going to have to create another entire foundation called PETI to give any of their complains backing!
Uhh, insects are animals.
Cortexian
June 19th, 2009, 07:10 PM
Uhh, insects are animals.
No.
I refuse.
TVTyrant
June 19th, 2009, 07:13 PM
Uhh, insects are animals.
Thats just what they want you to think :ohdear:
Advancebo
June 19th, 2009, 08:01 PM
Insects are biological creatures from another dimension, bent to take over the world. Didnt you ever take biology?
ITS A UFO!
no wait, its just a fly.
n00b1n8R
June 19th, 2009, 09:17 PM
No.
I refuse.
Sorry bro, insects, fish, mammals, birds, etc all come under the kingdom of Animalia. :biology101:
rossmum
June 19th, 2009, 11:21 PM
No.
I refuse.
too fuckin bad because science says otherwise
Dwood
June 20th, 2009, 02:32 PM
Sorry bro, insects, fish, mammals, birds, etc all come under the kingdom of Animalia. :biology101:
Yes, But the A on PETA stands for Animals, not Animalia.
Rob Oplawar
June 20th, 2009, 02:35 PM
I refuse to post in here because this thread is completely retarded.
Wait, shit.
STLRamsFan
June 20th, 2009, 03:18 PM
I haven't even seen any complaints from PETA. Links anyone?
...
http://blog.peta.org/archives/2009/06/obama_and_the_f.php
And a news link I just picked out: http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE55H4Z220090618
Aerowyn
June 20th, 2009, 04:02 PM
My whole thing about PETA being mad....
When they go take a walk every day in the park with their little pampered pooches they step on ants and spiders and beetles and god knows what else. I bet they swat flies in their own homes, or don't punish their pets when they eat flies (I know my dog did when it could catch them, and my cat chases moths if they get into the house).
I think PETA just looks for stupid reasons to get into the spotlight.
ODX
June 20th, 2009, 05:57 PM
http://blog.peta.org/archives/2009/06/obama_and_the_f.php
And a news link I just picked out: http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE55H4Z220090618omg they're sending him a fly catching device? :lmao:
Teroh
June 21st, 2009, 09:47 AM
Wow I haven't been to this forum in a long time.
Whatever.
I'm in Italy right now on vacation, and for some reason this is international news. Everybody at my work (yes, I work in Italy while on vacation in Italy, shove it.) knew about this even before I did, and a common joke going around was that while Obama would kill the fly himself Berlusconi would get his secretary to do it.
TVTyrant
June 21st, 2009, 01:22 PM
Wow I haven't been to this forum in a long time.
Whatever.
I'm in Italy right now on vacation, and for some reason this is international news. Everybody at my work (yes, I work in Italy while on vacation in Italy, shove it.) knew about this even before I did, and a common joke going around was that while Obama would kill the fly himself Berlusconi would get his secretary to do it.
Obama's a beast. He doesn't need a secretary, when he wants something done, he does it himself.
Teroh
June 21st, 2009, 02:17 PM
Obama's a beast. He doesn't need a secretary, when he wants something done, he does it himself.
I... think you missed the entire point of the joke there.
TVTyrant
June 21st, 2009, 02:39 PM
I... think you missed the entire point of the joke there.
I haven't gotten to plus rep you because I've given too much out in the next 24 hours, so I guess thats my fault. I got the joke, I just was going to give you private appreciation instead of a big "Oh LOL" post. So here's that:
OH LOL :XD:
Dotkito92
June 21st, 2009, 09:56 PM
PETA is bullshit imo. If treating animals badly is a crime, then we should all arrest tigers and lions because they are brutally killing their prey who die in agonizing pain.
Encoded
June 23rd, 2009, 07:16 AM
Indeed. Those are some impressive reflexes.
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