most annoying thing that has happened to you

[sevlag]

whats the most annoying thing to happen to you in your life?


for me...its trying to sleep while you have a yet to be fixed female cat..in heat..meowing at 2 in the morning and trying to inadvertently smother you

[RecycleBin]

Allergies.

[kid908]

Dicks who think they're badass

[neuro]

when i fell of my bike, and dislocated+broke my jaw

[FluffyDucky™]

Getting robbed whilst I was still sleeping @ home. So fucking cut that I wasn't up to stop it! I could type an essay on how I feel about that day but yeah...

:(

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Waking up from a dream, thats inside of a dream, which is equivalent to reality, which you fall back to sleep inside of it.

[ThePlague]

Dicks who think they're badass
This, totally fucking this.

[=sw=warlord]

Waking up from a dream, thats inside of a dream, which is equivalent to reality, which you fall back to sleep inside of it.
Yeah, i had a dream few years back where it was like a entire day went by i would even goto bed wake up do another day and repeat, it got to the point where when i did wake up i actualy punched the wall as hard as i could to make sure i was actualy awake.

[MetKiller Joe]

People who merge onto the highway at 30 mph and then, in that "can I pass you face", ask if they can merge; and I'm going 65.

Yesterday was one such a case. I meant to downshift to 3rd. I went to 2nd. Needless to say it made me look like an a-hole and didn't do much other than just create noise.

I think this happens more often in Boston, though. We have such piss poor drivers here.

[Roostervier]

People who merge onto the highway at 30 mph and then, in that "can I pass you face", ask if they can merge; and I'm going 65.

Yesterday was one such a case. I meant to downshift to 3rd. I went to 2nd. Needless to say it made me look like an a-hole and didn't do much other than just create noise.

I think this happens more often in Boston, though. We have such piss poor drivers here.

Sort of reminds me. I was going to Nobles IGA (food place) and I was behind an old couple. We were both in the center lane to turn left into the place. They turn and start going in, and I figure it's safe to go in behind them. Instead, they stop right in the middle of the way in, so my truck is still half way out in the street with cars coming. Luckily the entry way was wide and I could turn to the right a bit and get my truck in horizontally. When they stopped, I saw the driver (an old lady) was pointing at something to the right. Thing is, nothing was actually to the right. She must've been pointing at one of the trees. I probably should have waited to turn, but who in their fucking right mind stops in the middle of an entry way to point at something when you can do the exact same thing in the parking lot, and you aren't blocking anybodies way?

[Llama Juice]

Florida drivers are horrible.

People will hop into the right turn only lane without a blinker (which is the lane I turn into out of my apartment complex because it's the only way to ever get out of it) just before where I'm trying to get out, so I'm always nervous about pulling into that lane if there's cars near it, then you get the assholes behind you honking their horn 'cause they don't wanna wait, when I've almost gotten in like three accidents right there from asshats not using a fucking blinker.

That's not the most annoying thing though.. That's on a whole different level of bothered...

The most annoying thing... would have to have been when I was with this one girl in bed and about five minutes in my friend walks into my room... doesn't knock or anything... just walks in... and sits down on the chair in the middle of the room. We had a blanket over us, so it's not like he saw us naked or anything, but it was still like... uhh... what?

The best part?... he just sits there, starts watching whatever movie we had on... and just... sits there. He didn't say anything, just... sat there. After what seemed like five minutes I'm like "Uhh... 'sup... wtf you doin here?"

He was stoned out of his mind.... After slipping my pants back on under the sheet I got rid of him... didn't matter though, mood was shot lol.

[dark navi]

Anakade.

[Teroh]

Have the girl of your dreams be taken by shitty BF. Che coglione.

[sevlag]

Have the girl of your dreams be taken by shitty BF.
^so many times this

[DrunkenSamus]

This, totally fucking this.

Same. See, the thing about hardasses is that they have rarely or not at all been lower than an ordinary person, and that's why they act like douchebags and start fights with random people. If they were mercilessly beat down all of a sudden, they would most likely change their attitude.

[cheezdue]

When my younger brother was born.

[CabooseJr]

When people pick a fight with me even though they know full well, they aren't gonna win.

[=sw=warlord]

When people pick a fight with me even though they know full well, they aren't gonna win.
you hijacking xam mollus account for teh luls?

[StankBacon]

drunk loudmouth bitches.

or just loud people overall, nothing pisses me off more.

[leorimolo]

Stole a test in high school, asked a girl for help on one of the questions, she helped me and everything. Next day I come in and they tell me some one told on me about stealing the test. Bitch went and told on me, so I was able to prove she helped me with the test so they suspended her too. Fat fucking bitch almost made me fail the year.

[=sw=warlord]

Stole a test in high school, asked a girl for help on one of the questions, she helped me and everything. Next day I come in and they tell me some one told on me about stealing the test. Bitch went and told on me, so I was able to prove she helped me with the test so they suspended her too. Fat fucking bitch almost made me fail the year.
You was dumb enough to steal the test in the first place you deserve everything you get.

[Heathen]

Have a girl who I really like and really enjoy as a person [to clarify that its not a "I wanna fuck her thing") call me everyday at 10AM, or 1:30PM when she KNOWS damn well that I don't wake up until 4PM. I think she likes the fact that I wake up for her despite the fact that I went to bed at 6AM.

You was dumb enough
oh the irony

[=sw=warlord]

oh the irony
Sorry if my grammar is a little off today, i've been up most of the night and am feeling completely whacked.

[Heathen]

Sorry if my grammar is a little off today, i've been up most of the night and am feeling completely whacked.
its cool brah.

Also, I hate cat calling. For those unfamiliar with the term, its when guys go "Hey baby, bring that ass over here" or whistle, etc.

Seeing as how most of my friends are girls, it pisses me off to no end and I the only time in my life I was arrested was when some old guy did it at a gas station and I started fighting with him. He wanted to press charges and all that shit because I broke something near his left (or right i cant remember) eye. I ended up getting off because the cop understood.

[Needles]

When you have a dream within a dream, and it wakes you up in the middle of the night, you can't even remember what it was about, and you can't fall asleep again and you wake up tired as hell.

[Teroh]

its cool brah.

Also, I hate cat calling. For those unfamiliar with the term, its when guys go "Hey baby, bring that ass over here" or whistle, etc.

Seeing as how most of my friends are girls, it pisses me off to no end and I the only time in my life I was arrested was when some old guy did it at a gas station and I started fighting with him. He wanted to press charges and all that shit because I broke something near his left (or right i cant remember) eye. I ended up getting off because the cop understood.
Most of my closest friends are girls too, and cat calling is just absolutely retarded. I'm right with you on that one. You got lucky with that cop, though.

[Bodzilla]

Probably the semi trailer that kept crossing over the lanes everytime i went to overtake.

was raging.
smoked him on the shoulder of the wrong side of the road screaming with a finger in the air in third gear.

[RecycleBin]

Here's something that really pissed me off. (True story, it happened a few days ago)

I was driving through downtown at like trying to get to the store to get my mom some stuff because she was sick. And I drove by this motel when all the sudden this man came running outside in his boxers and a pillow. He was very frantic and he kept trying to run across the street in busy traffic, he was either extremely crazy or on some really good drugs. I pulled over and called 911 and while I was waiting I tried to keep him safe and prevent cars from running him over. All the sudden this douchebag in a white SUV told me "Hey, asshole get out of the way, you're holding up traffic"
I said "Then go around me"
For some reason that got him realyl upset.
he told me to go fuck off. I ignored him and he threw what I think was a full bottle of coke at me.
I was going to go over there but I had to make sure this crazy dude didn't get injured.
The police came and got the crazy dude.


I can't belive that asshole actually did that, I'm trying to help someone.
I also can't belive nobody else pulled over to help that man.

[ICEE]

having a long day at work then coming home, going to bed and dreaming about being at work.

[Llama Juice]

Having a three hour argument about seeing Transformers 2

[Chainsy]

My sister unscrewing the bolts holding up the top bunk on my bunk bed and putting ketchup packets on the bottom of it the night a friend came over.

[Llama Juice]

My sister unscrewing the bolts holding up the top bunk on my bunk bed and putting ketchup packets on the bottom of it the night a friend came over.

^ Reminded me of when I was like 10. My brother used to have bottom bunk, and there was like... just a big sheet of wood holding my mattress above him... one night I was snoring or something so he pushed up on the board with his feet (something he's done a lot before) and when he let go, the board slipped through the things that held it up and I fell on top of him at like 3 AM... I woke up by slamming into the floor with my mattress sliding on top of me.

[jngrow]

Having a three hour argument about seeing Transformers 2
wins the thread

[Needles]

its cool brah.

Also, I hate cat calling. For those unfamiliar with the term, its when guys go "Hey baby, bring that ass over here" or whistle, etc.


No. This wins. Most cheesy, disresprectful, and retarded thing someone can ever do.

[Llama Juice]

No. This wins. Most cheesy, disresprectful, and retarded thing someone can ever do.

Hey there sweet cheeks, *whistles*

... I actually can't whistle

[Rob Oplawar]

http://www.modacity.net/forums/showthread.php?t=11720&highlight=fuck

an excerpt:

fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking FUCKING fucking JESUS CHRIST PISSING fucking goddamn damn fuck fucking fucking FUCKING FUCK goddamn FUCK fuck goddamn goddamn fucking fucking fucking AAAAAAAHHHH GODDAMMIT FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING ASSHOLE AAAAAAAHHH jesus fucking christ on a fucking pony goddamn FUCK shit fucking goddamn goddamn fucking fucking fucking fucking fuck fucking ass fucking fucking fucker Jesus crhist god in heaven fucking shitpost jesus christ fucking
[/thread]

[Needles]

Hey there sweet cheeks, *whistles*

... I actually can't whistle

:mech3:

[Bodzilla]

i can never picture you actually being mad Rob.

You might say your mad, but i dont believe you.
Mr Cucumber

[kid908]

I'll list them:
1. Dicks who think they're badasses
2. Extreme Religious Nuts
3. 'Gangstas' walking down the street
4. Gang signs (omfg stop throwing those around, they make you look like you have some mental problem that affects your motor functions)
5. People putting a curse between every fucking word.
6. XBL dirty blabber mouths
7. Administrators that ban certain cloth thinking it's gang/illegal related when it is NOT
8. Loud mouths (don't make it a racist thing with stereotypes)
9. White gangsters (awkward looking and funny and annoying at the same time)
10. Sex addicts Nah they're cool. Half of the group I hang out with during lunch are and there wasn't a single day that sex wasn't bought up. It's not those pick up lines shit. Just random talk about sex. 2 topics that always come up: 1. one of the girl in the group's tits and 2. one of the guy's dick (don't ask, it's always start with a joke about the girls sucking a dick and it end up about his dick)
10(the real one). Cheesy endings to an action movie (don't really mind it if it was romance or something b/c I don't watch those)

And that's my top 10 annoying shit.

[rossmum]

i was born

[FluffyDucky™]

Yeah, that's pretty annoying tbh. :)

[legionaire45]

Parents telling me how to configure the laptop I'm going to buy.

Not much else. I need a fucking job.

[Atty]

Women.

[Bodzilla]

Holocaust deniers.

i mean jesus tap dancing christ. what are you fucking retarded?

[rossmum]

don't insult retards by grouping them with holocaust deniers

[Bodzilla]

yeah, it's a whole different level isnt it.

[rossmum]

it would even be an insult to pondscum

[English Mobster]

People who believe that "fuck" is an adjective, not a verb.

HEY RETARDS:
–verb (used with object)
1. to have sexual intercourse with.
2. Slang. to treat unfairly or harshly.
–verb (used without object)
3. to have sexual intercourse.
4. Slang. to meddle (usually fol. by around or with).
Also, lol:
–noun
7. a partner in sexual intercourse.

"Hey, I'm going to hang with my fuck later, wanna come?"

[Llama Juice]

People who believe that "fuck" is an adjective, not a verb.

HEY RETARDS:
–verb (used with object)
1. to have sexual intercourse with.
2. Slang. to treat unfairly or harshly.
–verb (used without object)
3. to have sexual intercourse.
4. Slang. to meddle (usually fol. by around or with).
Also, lol:
–noun
7. a partner in sexual intercourse.

"Hey, I'm going to hang with my fuck later, wanna come?"

h-sE4EPBpfs

[Llama Juice]

Having a three hour argument about seeing Transformers 2
wins the thread

The argument is actually still going... *sigh*

[Cojafoji]

Having to teach 80 kids, in 100 degree weather, the essentials of scouting while I was working at a reservation one summer.

Worst week of my life man. Most annoying week of my life.

[sevlag]

[True story]

having your sister come after you with a garden spade because you won't let her play YOUR xbox360 which you PAID for, then having her swipe at you and leaving a nice little bleeding (literally) claw mark across the left side of my face

and she says I have problems

[Dotkito92]

It's when CN3089 gives me unjustified negative rep, or when SnaFuBAR flames my profile without me provoking him first.

[Llama Juice]

[True story]

having your sister come after you with a garden spade because you won't let her play YOUR xbox360 which you PAID for, then having her swipe at you and leaving a nice little bleeding (literally) claw mark across the left side of my face

and she says I have problems

My sister hit me in the top of the head with a padlock, I ended up bleeding like crazy and had to get stitches.

She did it because she thought it'd be fun. (It was on her backpack, and was walking behind me... I was like 8 or 9)

[Rosco]

Girls who try to make you look horrible because they can't justify a proper breakup because I wont give them anymore of my fucking money to spend on fucking clothes.

Heh, blind probably knows :p

[Aerowyn]

Men you guys are the most annoying thing that have ever happened to me.

[English Mobster]

Men you guys are the most annoying thing that have ever happened to me.
Aww, we love you too, Aerowyn honey. <3

[kid908]

Men you guys are the most annoying thing that have ever happened to me.

We all love you too!!!!! <3
Man, girls, you can never please them.

[Roostervier]

We all love you too!!!!! <3 Man girls, you can never please them.

I just totally read that post wrong. Might consider adding in another comma, lol.

[Llama Juice]

I just totally read that post wrong. Might consider adding in another comma, lol.

Man girls are all the rage these days.

[rossmum]

[True story]

having your sister come after you with a garden spade because you won't let her play YOUR xbox360 which you PAID for, then having her swipe at you and leaving a nice little bleeding (literally) claw mark across the left side of my face

and she says I have problems
I really hope you didn't cave.

[TVTyrant]

At the moment its HL2.exe not working.

Overall I'd say its broken fingers. I've broken them 9 times in football, and it pisses me off to no end playing D-Line with broken fingers.

[Heathen]

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask

http://www.flyingcracker.com/Images/gfchamp.jpg

[TVTyrant]

^Was that last joke just a joke, or was the whole thing serious? CANT...READ...SARCASM!!!! :'(

[PlasbianX]

Heathen I totally fell for that. Epic XD

[Rentafence]

Lol stole that off reddit :shake:

[Heathen]

Lol stole that off reddit :shake:
BULLSHIT.
I DID NOT STEAL THIS OFF FUCKING REDDIT.

I stole it from some other site.
Pretty funny though heh.

[p0lar_bear]

Days when absolutely nothing wants to work right and everything gets unnecessarily over-complicated. You know, you start playing a game, and everything starts working against you. You turn it off and go to find something else, like a phone or something and it's not where you left it, etc.

Then I get annoyed as shit and everyone around me starts poking fun at how mad I am. Fuck off.

[Heathen]

Days when absolutely nothing wants to work right and everything gets unnecessarily over-complicated. You know, you start playing a game, and everything starts working against you. You turn it off and go to find something else, like a phone or something and it's not where you left it, etc.

Then I get annoyed as shit and everyone around me starts poking fun at how mad I am. Fuck off.
I am waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too laid back and calm.
Shit can always be going wrong for me and I am just as happy as can be.
Ask everyone that knows me, including me, I dont think I have EVER been angry. EVER.

[ThePlague]

Days when absolutely nothing wants to work right and everything gets unnecessarily over-complicated. You know, you start playing a game, and everything starts working against you. You turn it off and go to find something else, like a phone or something and it's not where you left it, etc.

Then I get annoyed as shit and everyone around me starts poking fun at how mad I am. Fuck off.
Same exact shit happens to me.

[FluffyDucky™]

I am waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too laid back and calm.
Shit can always be going wrong for me and I am just as happy as can be.
Ask everyone that knows me, including me, I dont think I have EVER been angry. EVER.

Same! We can be twins! :D

[blind]

this thread

[Ki11a_FTW]

a few days ago my 5 year old cousin punched me in the nose when i wasnt paying attention. That was pretty annoying

[English Mobster]

this thread
Joke's been done to death, Blind. Sorry.

[PlasbianX]

Going out on a date with the understanding you're going to get to see Transformers 2, but then having to sit through "The Sister Keeper"


-_-

[FluffyDucky™]

a few days ago my 5 year old cousin punched me in the nose when i wasnt paying attention. That was pretty annoying


Going out on a date with the understanding you're going to get to see Transformers 2, but then having to sit through "The Sister Keeper"


-_-

You both got ownt, :lol:

[PlasbianX]

You both got ownt, :lol:

It gets worse. My boss was there sitting in the row in front of me. I'll never forget her turning around and saying.. "Omg Allen are you crying?! Wait till the guys at work hear about this!!"

[Spartan094]

It gets worse. My boss was there sitting in the row in front of me. I'll never forget her turning around and saying.. "Omg Allen are you crying?! Wait till the guys at work hear about this!!"
LMAO, that sucks.
Well I don't like it when i have zombie dreams, it never ends well. Then all of a sudden in my last dream, i was fighting zombies then i see this michael jackson zombie and I am like "wtf, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO". Yeah...

Btw all the talk about women, I don't date alot of women, saves me trouble, time, and money ;)

[TVTyrant]

LMAO, that sucks.
Well I don't like it when i have zombie dreams, it never ends well. Then all of a sudden in my last dream, i was fighting zombies then i see this michael jackson zombie and I am like "wtf, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO". Yeah...

Btw all the talk about women, I don't date alot of women, saves me trouble, time, and money ;)
More like you can't :rolleyes:

[Donut]

i actually got kicked out of my house today. not me, my whole family. the bank foreclosed the place. today is the deadline to get out. let us list some of the pains involved with this:
moving truck is full, but more shit still needs to go on, so we need ANOTHER truck at 2:40 PM.
the house we are moving to is not done yet. it was a trash heap, so my dad had some guys hoe the place out and rebuild it, but its not done yet.
my girlfriend (i know, i never thought that would happen either) has been away with her family for 2 weeks now, and she is finally coming home later today. because the house im supposed to be moving to is right near her house, she was going to come visit me tomorrow. i told her that the house wasnt done. im currently at my grandmother's house now, so she said she was going to visit me tomorrow here at my grandmothers. thats all well and good except that my fucking evil sister is here too, so shes going to torment my girlfriend.

the worst one though: before today, i had to clean out a big storage closet thing in my basement with a 3 foot high ceiling. it was full of mold and mildew, and there was mouse shit EVERYWHERE in EVERYTHING. i was busy packing my room when my sister knocks on my door, so i unlock it and let her in (horrible idea. never do this). she walks over and sits down in the chair i always tell her the stay the fuck away from, and tells me she needs to clean out that closet, and that shes not going to do it unless i help her. so we had a 40 minute argument about it, which ended in "fine, if youre not going to help me clean that closet, then im going to bed"
i went in the next day with her. she sat there for 15 minutes playing with toys in there, then threw a binder and papers at me, so i told her to get the fuck out and did it myself.

[PopeAK49]

1. Being worried 24/7 of not getting a blood infection other wise I'm screwed.
2. (This will happen in the future) Sleepless nights with my sisters baby crying in the room next to mine.

[FluffyDucky™]

It gets worse. My boss was there sitting in the row in front of me. I'll never forget her turning around and saying.. "Omg Allen are you crying?! Wait till the guys at work hear about this!!"

LOL, aww how cute you cried! :D Too bad you got caught by your boss ;)

[Mass]

Public transit + drunk Cubs fans + ugly girl + alcohol + hitting on me + vomit= The most annoying thing that has happened to me.

After running out of weed, hangovers, and every Monday ever, of course.

[FluffyDucky™]

Ugh does not sound too nice.

[PlasbianX]

LOL, aww how cute you cried! :D Too bad you got caught by your boss ;)

1) Was with a girl, gets major brownie points.
2) It was a movie about a girl with cancer.. come on its touching. I couldnt help it. :smith:

[FluffyDucky™]

Yeah dw, I get emotional in moves too, haha! :D It's good to be in touch with your emotions! :)

[Bodzilla]

i was busy packing my room when my sister knocks on my door, so i unlock it and let her in (horrible idea. never do this). she walks over and sits down in the chair i always tell her the stay the fuck away from, and tells me she needs to clean out that closet, and that shes not going to do it unless i help her. so we had a 40 minute argument about it, which ended in "fine, if youre not going to help me clean that closet, then im going to bed"
i went in the next day with her. she sat there for 15 minutes playing with toys in there, then threw a binder and papers at me, so i told her to get the fuck out and did it myself.
We dont negotiate with terrorists.

seriously.

[Rosco]

Btw all the talk about women, I don't date alot of women, saves me trouble, time, and money ;)

That's a pretty bold statement, I'm not gonna tear it apart though, all I will say is you're wrong dude.

[sevlag]

my bitch sister has once again fucked me over....

as you may or may not know, i have two crappy computers, this laptop, which is windows 2K and my desktop which is a run down windows XP....

well my sister has managed to kill the SECOND HARD DRIVE on my XP, she already destroyed 1 beyond repair, and this one is now dead too...

im hoping i can repair it WITHOUT having to reformat it, but i can't find the damn disc because its in a CD pouch that is MIA


someone either please kill her, or something

[Cojafoji]

So, how did she destroy the hard drive?

It's only her fault if she hit it with a baseball bat.

[FluffyDucky™]

Yeah I wanna know what she did, haha!

[rossmum]

add 'computer dying with no warning at all' to the list

although the 'holy shit my new pc rapes and my hdds are intact' thing kind of balances it out