My Services. I offer them.

[odseraphim]

Have you been making maps or characters, or tags, or shaders, or sounds or everything and been thinking to yourself "I need more Metroid in this!"?

http://www.freakbrothersentertainment.com/cartoons/images/BAM.jpg

I have services to offer that will ensure you more METROID in EVERYTHING! I sprinkle a little bit of my magic METROID dust on your ... whatever .. and you get 4,000x more METROID in it! That's right! Halo's standard METROID is a drag, but if you act now, I'll throw in a pair of frontrow tickets to see METROID absolutely free!

Have you ever been like this: :smith:
Well what are you waiting for? TAKE A CHANCE! IT'S PAINLESS AND IT WILL GET ME.. ahem, sorry. I left my Caps Lock on. It will get me recognition, and people will love me, and they might hate you but it's okay, because my services are not to be taken lightly.

We asked this Satisfied Customer what he thought:
http://i26.tinypic.com/2n1s7j6.jpg
"I used to play decent basketball, but then I was like 'I need to get better.' So I enlisted Seraphim to help me out, and he METROIDed my life! Thanks Seraphim!"

Here's some examples of results:
BEFORE:
http://en.airkaz.com/passenger/kidsdraw/images/kids05.gif
AFTER:
http://cmt.h2vista.net/maps/pics/singleplayer/tsc/tsc.jpg

So. Who wants my help? PM me and I will! Don't PM me, and I will PM you, and I WILL! I! WILL!

[Alwin Roth]

Nice Humor, but are you serious?

and if so, More work?

[Inferno]

This thread wins. I think yoyov2 needs more metrodification.

[odseraphim]

Nice Humor, but are you serious?

and if so, More work?
I'm not serious. Lightmaps are serious business. I'm not doing lightmaps. :haw:

[Sel]

mo_revelations

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